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ADVANCE 1 : Volume 1 CHAPEL HILL. Pf. Cm SATURDAY. JANUARY 23, 1858 iii!;;r.:ti:.i 2fumberi37. '.'--:.-n . . ! ; .' , W'uuborwiinpnenceto friendiinr fft. ( i - : , I , -, . ' ! "i ' ': - " i i ' : ' i ' X ! I .1 j 1 'i I1! I THE , CHAPEL HILL GAZETTE t : " BY I i IMES M. HENDERSON, LI'irOK A. PROPRIETOR. Ar 2 PKR ANNUM, invaria." bly in Advance. t -t ' ill 1 US ti xr.ii hi inserted at one r ;f .UAr of 11 lines, ftr tb fiwt iMertioB. Twenty-fire e-t per aquar . I witu iieAtuesani Jiiatch, at accowmo- prices Visiting and Busiuees Cards j:iuja t.i order. OUlt STORY TELLER. Ll thm glad annum ja her aveetvat Iraace I" T H vrrtK C" ARK. Vhat airy nothings uraD re,' ex v!Mneii rieu b audili, s nj ente.eu uis . i B1-H-l wu. wv. "o,- Ciiirlesjlv thiew hiinsdl on a cofa beside i-erJ Indet?.! ! and what has occuired to call iorib lliat iK'uereHtfctioo !' inquired Mrs. Laev- 'V1. Itip v.ni're Ikii ihattinc with tl. last hitlf hour, and I hivt not heaid a sei le th uir uitere.1 .in-it.-r ilk Mho! 4 M?S 'L). Utiles 'it ' ' o - ' - -mir ..lei y v.ion ctuceminr a certain " jif iron who thall l-e nameWsa . ' L'eue's eldcn h-Jtr any good oi nem M!vs, i uter rim ei his f istet. 1 ti ii u l am uafoi-tuuAtc'V ''Ie lo i roiu-Ii fi t. 1 41 . t V UVJ! V.,. it was tin t luili. an1 i re-. vt it? it .is hiirh time- uu were mr i - - rie'I' 'And so Tuu a,dviseiaie parrot, jud inxr fiora the coarersatioa I had the mis X. i tune to oveibear to et her cap for touij rothei, rueiely to -ve liim from xnMig tht in .eiablo jjiyice, an old LaTir. Oh, taciiie : 1 nawiy expect. d that fioiu you.1 ' rarrW, indeed !' said Mrs. Lacy.warm lr I itl uot ahow mv fiicnd to be sol sUi.deied Sh3 i pTetty, witty and high- lv arroinplished. .. . ! Which means that she can torture a pi mr for hours, and dance a whold ngut without faticue. I supiKise f Von are nuite mistaken, sir. She ts well e lucated. and by f if. the in l eligible person of my acquaintance. I only" lioj v-'U iniv get hAlf a g nul a wife as- " Who "i ay give me the nam of this divinity, that I my commence operations rir.iiKii lately. ! No cn the whule I think it best for vou to discover her by. the exercise ff your su pei ior wiMJun, rejoined Mrs. L-'cy. Just then the fates decieed that Master Freddie should cut his finger, whi e amu .I,i..itf' uiili his um-le's knife. Mild in , . , it. i Ci ... i; I. the corfusion that enu-d Fed Siand!k C made jod his escape. - - . . 'mi -ted. Plague take the women ! he ej u- . T .... . ' his a he donned-hi?, hat an l start -'-' , , , itie best of ofHce." oU:ant deeiid i . ... .me. There is them for ten mmutes at at y - . ; . . MJe-antlv talking Fannie, who has twen . f. the pa"t two yeais, HMtr;.i;ouv Rt 111- f -1 . 'i i di.veri the very pef now ,hat sbej my har,"11 (.toiler tor ou. lia a. I . 1 a I ...... IVaa. I '.'.'., -corner lather a.bruptly, and I. .at & Ud tnu ra,,. - . . nearly overtumeu i -" ::,..! was the tro.k .f ni-men.. r n r i irrl 7? W a- , i ... in lie & 1 but a was himimi I-- - Armed l'f j 1':" M; ' . ...... -m mIi i ns'jiii" how e Turning, ne. V t . ',.,,00.1. Ile.a:hela.l.-Sw h ,d t-come so euiigl rdM.ut 'he ou toI1 ,,f I is coat, that fa he. piog.e on e,. !her snle w.i inipoible. I be.' your pa.don ; I ically did not in leo.l A mWhi-i;. he.;-.llow me to jia-i' y,,- hei . f 1 r. I In- 'r''. ii ' 1 y 11 w? . 1 .. .... .-! mi the iMnk .,,-! la. k ees we.e dstu-rg wi h sup- " . ... I - . . I I- ..... C. ...!.-( I -d HHtai, wio"' uerj. ur. TV 'I h.-e -1 " ''o. tU Mie to ie.ive L .me. U'J ne, nn i: t -,-.l iheif exiiion. .,'n'dl' ift"u-ed lJ' But tin- knot tea- KM-r;et ; ko after RMily -'iiig-il'i fT lor 1 w tu.'iiientFied ,1 ih.-o itiey siouit '.f p 111 a neigu- l4" ie'-aed T' e l'd ir.lof - .U uUsd;j ' too.oetr Itlie 1. 1 '.oil was revered, and s;ie qn'. kly left lh'-;W . '- . . ' ; ... " .. 1 ' 'Do you know that lady !' he inquired. No, she i h 8triny;er ib town, I fan'y; but she lias c.-mght you taiily enough, sir. 'Yes, accidents will happen,' and Fred proceeded, on Iiis war. Neve- Lad Black - !'0"' T!Tan,J 60 dull;ori every page a pair of black ejes were . flsbing, and s i sweet vukv ws inurinunng in his ar, 'I do wonder who shr- iv,i.iid he ; I ! wiali I had lyltowed-feefas.l imiw ilivr. is thatcise t be tried atiLfo m'niorro wl.ich wilfvle'ain me I" -r s week or more, anl lv ha. tinu- he wiU hnve left -own. Well, liuu just' inv luck !; Bv the way ' hone it will not tt-m.h t xnoie ears, or I slmll nerer hear tlie last of il.' Consult ing his wtch, he found it v n-;irly time for tlw rars ; s hastily nddressiii a note t bi sister, he proceedH.I (it the -. jet. anvl in a few minutes h I was nff id fultili his enjjrf nn' t ' L' i- w '. ' M ' l dedaie if ilis nottooibad, Lizzie.' said Mrs Laov. as slie seMteu herself at the dinner table," Fied has ju.t; sent me. a note tial jie is oblijjwl to -lea-e town r . O i t for I WHolC. I W1II 1 I1M1 tit 1 Illin ViHl wr.- to iv lieie. . . . i I 'I should be extieiuclv h riv 'o" imet your iioiher ; bv. the way, I had quite an adviitui this itio!ning,1 j 4Ah ! whxt was it T r 'Why, ns I was about' turning the cor uer huniedly uear Lange, a gentleman enrte hastily alonjr, and pou't you think ih f-Miseon mv sluwl entangle! itself on i lie buiittu ol his t-oat, and thete we we:e l-it-iied. I- tiled iii v best to un.Jo the kno", as well as he but to tio ur.oiie. so we weie obliged u return o ile sto'e, wheie he Imm rowed "r knife, had; left his at home,' he s,t.l.) and cut off the but , ion. ' ' ' : M I 'i - : A thought parsed through Mrs. Lacy s mind, that it might have been her broth er. M . ., Have ou the Uutton f. she u.ked of L:zz e. : ' ; j Oh, e !-heieit is,' rep ied Lizzie 1 I jut end to keep it jintil 1 reiiuo Jt iJhe .Jouor.' j Mis, La:y recognized it insiatnly, but prudeutly made no remaik What sort of .i mac was he V t-he .k ed nin6. eu:ly j Ue n as a splendid fellow il I and x tienielv fine 'hioking. j I on IV hoi that I we may meet again.'" I 'IJow provokinc itiat ias not you, I snail re caienu n-r..o t olU ai"iie ";!. ' . t :.. t fn m r4 ot two Lizzie Wa - ' . citv wliere clie was o leiwr ter. Mis. L,i-v -Ji.l ny ... Jll:.i VI-!! to hei brother, audy 1 to his adventure , i ', , ' f , yc:e (or -tin "preseu . . t matters a tlHr , . ; . , . Jk St. V Taleiitiii . howevei. -1T ' " "i 1 . . e . , . yheiself in pn-panii .one for h biisi . 1,1. i ler, which Mfj enclosed to . r ner u- ,;desiling !( o copy ' j atiU man tllo- u the city, i S? on iheJoiiileentli,wljeii . . . tlie ieiier weie ' uu'u m hmu .' - u, ,tMUV ,r ' . " , L I 'I. ... . t ... ..n I hu .vl. fice, slie saw one :n dizzies uannj inuu. addel fJeileitck Sandisli. tqaii(l i iMKsiel a- New.Yv'.k. Ax Fie'l oja-ned i, the I.I.kmI iiiouiited to hi -leinples 'He' S . i 1 r 1 read j, turned to the envelope, ead Jtgm, thni smiled and said. '.So I'm f. ""'v foi' . . . I . . . tiinte .one tct-' mot 1 iu. Ii Hie w 1 1 Fh ini ; is liof tha: j., ' . v; vhi - '.-'tie f . Mi-L-ie -oiil i i iii-e;y c:oli!el Mllde of saiisfactir.n as s-.e took the note.; Th-re ,ere the ilnee Hue baeheloi V utj.ons, which she had "giMc. fit!f croiip.-d iogeili et, and tied w"r;h a tniej ioveiV khor. tUt. leinea'ti wh written their lat CU i'.H"e Writ ii'-iv. 1 il would yive five hninlied doilaif M know wheif t-.-l , caiiie lr.m," -a;i r.eo, ..geu . . : ; j iJu 1. .1 I-, t ' divu.l. ...;,m,. R-H-ut : 1 h-e '... no.-hi-.i-, :j'M vv-' Mt; La . , j ' ..!'; r That's Hue. ami he hushed it-s break, fast in Mlmce. . Thelwin.fi ji .ssed slowly awa. F e-I, j.hdit'g buines, refuse to enter int-v s-ciey,tin I evell hi- sister ceas t-d :inio:n!i!ire's. One inotniligas ie j lr- v.n tiie lu tise. l-e .-aid Fied; I wi-h y u w.ni'o come earlv to . . r Upnt.cr. nd spf'nd evening vth in. j M:. L-f 1 x;--U'i' liw wa 1,MI8SV If, i!im car, 'in rl'li'l'.' - 1 i :nn .Mitxi-.lls ffo l-e v u I do il'.t rtiet-' Sfce.'Vi "p.M';eu! l'lv, iid . I and we ceitalnly Bui -he t a Mrr.geii owe her some atten'ion , 'We I, f it-will ..bhge yon; certainly ; l.ut 'Pii- mlr iko indulge u any day i e:ini.'-n account. ? j Mi Ware mad" he apjaiance at the Hj p.in'ed tune, nd wa- ctirdially receivel b: M.. Lacy. After the thotani que lions had- been aked and answered, sl-9 Rtked to hcrxocm to prepare for dianeu JLMtu I X' Jut as he WII rangshe entered the parlor. Mrs. Lacy rose to welcome her,and present her brother. i ' 'Aliss Ware, allow me to introduce t- otlier, Mf. St an dish. " Tiie gvMi't of i surprise showed that they recognized each other instantly, but neilh et Tt-ferred jo their previous meeting, .ihe week of her visit flew gaily by. There tte no-- ' ' fmij-niiwBU 1'ieutnnns lamHy. yve ihes-r saw a nappy speedily acknowledged to hipoself that hist family that was not healthful. We never sistei s eiuomiums were fully justified, whilst ; Mis. Lacy eecretly congratulated herself on the success of her plan. One da, after repeated attempts at a tete a tete, which' he a- studiously avoid- of all others.chihjifin love to play,at even ed, Fred followed Ids sister into the n jrse- tide. The motheris preparing tlie tea ta ry, and coiiiinenced playing jwifo the chik bb and awating the coming of tie father dieu. 'I cannoj think what is tlie matter with Lizzie,' si e remark-d, a eh-ssiy ; ! do nope sue uasnoi iom ner ueart mis winter 1 never knev her to be so dull and. stupid bettie.' i 'Dull and stupid V echoed Fred.- 'I wonder if ybu know what you are talking about ! I consider her delightful compa nyf and I waited thi s iHornitig on purpose to inquire liow you wcuid like her for a sis.'er. t 'Why, I ike her, of cout$e,'.said Mrs. Lacy. 'J3rtt you are detei mined never to marry ; 'I have alieied my mind, '.tie stifljy ob sei ved. Aud the she rejoined, Unmindful of i tie iuterrupj ion, 'I hardly believe she will have yoo.' I shoul uot.' be pleased to know why ecause !(he is an uncommonly sensible gill, and ba$ a soul above button,' she re plied. titti iegHided his sister for a moment in speechless amnzemeot Vlien did you hear -of that ?' he ask- 1 Ah ! 1 hive it I it .was that otl longijeil cleik ! pfLange's contbuD-f tie w Av. Kanni. I j,.-;terpiiiu e l H' try j . i ' Qyry L Mis. .Ljk,s Pdicti'41" read.lj accei.' I,is p' pU nd ye-next w infer ,olind llr rff,neicaf f wiili th-iD"s "ne of the amilt. :' Fie-A' le baid otf 'nornin.ns her hus- lMd held ui) m Coat minus but;on, 'I no.w, sis I ni.nv :i wel' Je'm f,'Ht p'ize lw-:d .n'tii!ed to do when I net the do- nor O.i no, L'Z-', exc Hrmetl Mis Lay. 1 a love to- 'vi'ia oiiirin Mi pureive iliai 0 l ! kell. 'Il wili'ii:t silU t A)trli 1 11 t. 1.. t.l:. .1 1 'S o loiiji o I have iie hat-he ihe but- lot, . he . 's j iOlh' j F ed .f'ili- iiirii!- e tingei its old , ;u.e. i ted a. ki;-s n Ultf iweh'oitie Ii -d liei ;i'feti:ivt sue t;-fiie J ill y. as wi'h biitton . in . As she-fitiihd in irnplin her tosy iip, atio-said in- a J ' i - low ione tdbwili ladies 'Alhw ihe hele to f'- -aei :i tnv lil'iel. .1 oin letnaik, l r 1 coiis'dei ihe lii'st tot 1 Uli. te dav ol my life the one that you secur, et ti e 'iac.iie . 1 F 1 h.j's B-itton ' . Hudson N . Y Deo, 1857J Imitation. V hai a 'wiisie ol tune it 1 a foi one,tiiHn j ' ! . l to .-Kjnd bailja Iuc 'iq linitatitig otlieis, when by follow .11 out his ow;ii t.isles uud d. os'lions he would with les.4 trouble, ttcqune le.-peiit foi Ji:s siucexitv and inde. jieinieiice !j 'A'li.neiei we do tv'th sponia ! nietv, is easv atid pleasing in (lie ooing, aul profiiaidel m 1 iie le-uit. By loliowing u.i-ule ue.b-ws ,t were towards thesiiu fAir MUj -i,';,iJht A ship th.-it mns with 'the wind, goes smoothly aud j swifily op her course; )nt against jt, bow much tos sing . how much loss of timej how jnuch hard woikUnd everiecuningatixielies, none but the I'nariner can recun., - ,1 tLove a Laugh.! I love a laugh- this woihi would he At bestj a iweary dwelling. Tfhearl i-onld neter speak to heart, IU pleasures , tilling, Tlien frown not at a wild, jraj lauh, Or chide the merry-!iearte!; A cueerful heart and smiling face f' .. I..- IwJ r.jrln1 I " ' .atl CI uc yai n-v. Teach the Sun not to shine memori alize his highness to withdraw- the light of his countenance, from us pray for clouds and dai k' day s,as soon as disbiiirage laugh ter an good liumor. It is necessary. VVe do not believe Deonle should IriiTffle at evs eiy thing thai may appear to .be ludicrous T or laughaWe,but atore awaj?, in your teart f hearts material for a good, round, full, hearty laugh when occasion requires, or a nd,n' gIee8rae one when; you are my pleased Mies. We like sobriety, and be Iieve in sedntenen at proper times, but we I distiust maroseness aud abhor'the dumps' If you would have health keep (good nai tu-ed. That-man is ths truest philosopher J who keepsjppuke fres of r,-bd humor saw a healthful family , that could not and would not .laugh. ; We hear the raiiic of unbodied joy aid elee in the fabilv at that hour when There is no restraint upon the fi ro. of the yoang folk-?. A Wis heard itpon the door stone,a finger lifts the latch,a hus.hh' froraahe raother.atd the d n of ehjovment is hftshed, the chiren assume aj very re spectacle and ktaidflerneanor tjie moth- er silently anu;aemiiiy prepares ip receive her spouse. I lie ters frownitig like a storm cloud, receivfc the attentions of his "wife with an air c condecensioh worthy a tyrant by a glani suppiesses the titteit of the child iwho las dared to open , the escpo valve ot yojlifid spirits, and seats niel af the Ublejand thanklessly en iovs ( I Heaven litowed bounties. Js there anvtbindiiirwacl in Btich pio ceedincr? Is it notiinful to shade v so s cieu a piace as honi in this manner. It is this which drive .children early from home out upon theor)d They go d is-' tin bed and yet desarately determined. They distrust manjjd, but determine to make their' power fit. This class are rea dy to follow any pfil they may chance 'to find open. Thry riJi along it fith ac- t.ele,ated speed. . , It iften nds in ruin. Parents cann' t)( dlosely, estimate the power off'iorJ 0 weight ot ja ; word lor theflntfce of example, in their re- 1 by a p'ropT '!.'vtiO!i of good natore in; tjje Airily. Truth frankness and good nrf- ire are always associated wbile deception vind-ictifenes and moroseness are of a dis tinct family. Something is out of balance in the circle where the latter state of thing exist. Cultivate good nature and 'tA'tGH' when you feel like .it. Prairie Farm er. -1 A Molasses Speculation . - We noticed a lot of 'molasses inHv ' lrtrt jjling on TF"idgeryV. wharf which was ' 01 ilinally impoited in o Baltimore, where jjt t oiild have len -sold tor about fifty five cents pei gaihi'n, but was held foi a! high,, cr piic-. ' Not finding a sale iheie it rs le shijed 10 Boston and not meeting Jiv crs there,was agnin reshipped to PiiVlaud where if is sellnio as it comes fro" Ine esse I at twenty, five cents! per gallqu.- 'Portland Advertiser,. . ' A Problem- A ne pit- pho na W O Man W hj o!de ait he N. Waie. ' ' ' ' BENE : T.UT. UISST. O. NELIES, KA, Tha,rineg. Uiyc . Unng'd F! RO! tna bus y L I Feto life lessc .. Lay, bye a 11 TH,'aD 1c . Lays,' heg 0! Ther p. El Fan ! no VV she' St. TJiu'd. Toe ait h h Erse L fy ewe eping FriE. N. dslet Mead. Seab ATEyoUR G. ' ! KIE, F, andd R Y y Out eyes. F, O, R. . Wh'a' Ta V ail. sa, Flo .0! I) oft ears ! I"...' Whok, Now S BU Tiu Arun.Oye! Atsin S,0. met all P It cheio R. Bro a D Pan Shein II. E. R -S hop uia Y B Eag -A, I, N. ! Conie hete my lad, said Jin attorney to ja boy about nine years old. I The boy came and asked the attorney what case was to be tried next. I The lawyer answered "a case between !the people and the devil whiah do you think will be most likely to gain the act ion. The boy replied : : I guess that it will be a pretty haid squeeze The people have the most money, the devil the most law yers. , ! .j ' ' 'v! fs' i a - i What key is it that cannot be broken ! A kej (w) hole. . Nicaraguanl 'Metl'mg, New Orleans, Dec. 3). The Nicaraguan itfeeting this evening is large? s,nd very enthusiastic. Mr. 3rta' I bors speech created immense leejing and strong denunciatory resolutions were a ted Tlie meeting was RtHl in session it 9 o'clock The Steamer Minnesota." i .hi Philadelphia, Jan I. The private letters received here from the steamer Minnesota off Tangier, Octcr 23, states that she made 9 splendid rirti from Gape Town to New Bay v ai'distan'ce of 5,700 miles, in 20 days: She made on one occasion 7 knots' per-hourl ' '" i ' j ' ' '. I I'l : '' '' ' - :' . i I i i . Washington Jan T i i .(... . . j ., j There was a very general suspension of business to dav. Tliousands oaid their re. sptotsj to the Piesiilenlj Secretaries' aiaci other, promineut men. jThe jweather! is delightful j The streets have been crowd ed all day, and everything wears i the lap. pearaiice ofgayety and pleasure. -j j Republican Congressional Nomination , f : ! Boston. 'Jan 2.I The Republicans of the 9 th district lof this State have nominated Daniwl W Goochl tOf succeed Mr Banks I in Con- . Corn.' Paulding comes honestly byj skill in arresting unlawful expeditious his Hi father was that celebrated John Paul ding, tbePeekskilJ farmer, who. was one Of the captors of Major Andre, Hiram jwas born in Westchester eounty, N Yandj jiu early life entered thejNayy, where5 hellias gradually worked his way up thiaiight.be grades of Midshipman; Lieutenant, Cbm mandei and Captain, lie has ever been one of the most efficient and l" value?4! otbceis in the ; service ;' and goyeinaient a short time rince showed its appreciation ot tlie fact by appointing him 10 the command of the Home Squadron, whiclr 'lie now holds, : TTTe 'New York Herald declines ilia Tor ther plublication of tue post ofHeei lists lof . . . . : . . . i'j'' J ! u';c;iiiea ioi letters oeeause the government of the - United btates, .in its adveitisiug business a, arranged by Congress, is too poor and too mean,, Uy its own confession, to "pay the same adequate. courpeDsati.in for labor pet formed on its account a.'-, is paid by merchants, mechanics, chain bet maids auctioneers and h others who have occasion to use t he ad vert ising, colums of a dail j ciewsprijies .- I Great Match at Billiards Between Mi chael Phelan and Ralph Benjamin of Kew York for 2000 Dollars- f The Match won by Phelan s i.- The1 long talked oil' match of lilBards wliichr- ihs excited the amateur billiards canie ioff last flight, at the billiard r.Mins coiner of. Twe I Oh and Cliesnut streets. ' 7he iiiHtch leiminated at so late an hour that we.can scarcely a o more lhahichron- ide the result. The game selected was the Freucli caiom gameof sixteen points,! and Phelan gave his adversary three points in eachgame, i he table was the oklin ary full size six oocket table, ihisbeihg se- l . ie 'T- ) i- .'55. ecieu py oenjamin as being thetmosr'uir ficult to play ou, and giving Iii m! some ad vanvages. It was biought fio.nSvicConi icks billiard room. Broad and Chestnut, and was a very handsome specimen of O Conno; Collendeu's make,' with phelans . :-; . ..!': A '. -. ... . . U v !.,,.' paient com m nation cusn ions, "ine-hrst three games were played with considerable caution od either side, but after Uiat Phe Ian placed with his i.cciistomed rtsh, and we may aua ii ib invanaoie success;. . : - . . h- U : 5 " Phdlan won theV fiist,' second, fourth, fifth!, sixth, sevnenth and" eights gamesnd in '-this 'game beating hia al vetiafyf by ten (HiiiU., winning also the tenth and eleventh games, Benjamin winning only twuoutof eleven, the third and ninth. T)e match was to be decided by the winnigji)f ; the greatest number of games out off .sixteen and on the deciding games being :ouclu. ded, there were th ree rounds of j applause given for Phelan aqd' New York,! jvhicli 'seemed to give considerable annoyance to the vanquished party. There wrej about one handled and fifty person in the room composing all the chief !amateur. Aom New York. Boston. Baltiraoie anct i'tiila. delpbta. f : 'I got some boot ia that bargain, as the loafer said when! he was kicked put of doors. . j--;--'-' ' !!- j f It is very singular how very slippery whiskey .punch makes the sidewalk, 'j. - v. 'While you are losing time I'm gaining it,' as the thief said when be) stple the sr'ateb: ' . I l The Jtfew Orleans ly '- The Harriage Fe e- The late Dr.Boynton was once disputing with a! fai'mer about the lease with which' a minister ea rned his money. Now said ihe farmer when you are; called oil to msr ty a couple, ytru never Expect a less sum than three dollars,, and you sometimes ten dollarsthis for! a few minutes seryice Pooh replied the doctor, ! would agree to give you half of my next! marriage fee for a' bushel of potatoes. very wellaid the farmer I will tak i your joflfer and send yptf the potatoes. A few days Rfterwards ihe doctor was called on' to splice a loring pair atDogtownya pla:e ahrat four miles fiom where he residedl. When the: ceremony was over the bridegroom said to the wor thy minister. Well parson I s'pose I must fork over something foir jour trouble. What say you to taking 0!e of my (errjer pups ? The Last tbreed ii n the coun try.-f Shockin' nice to Have in the barn.- Worth full five dollars jaod I s'pose a figure . 2 would do for the $plice4:ieh ! .. The doctor took the pup with; joy. j The joke was too good; he hastened to tlf a farmer sayirig : Now, ftiend here is thy fee how shall we divide ii f ,. The farmer relished the joke so well that he increased the potatoes to half a dozen bushels. I i 1 '"'. ! , The Higltest Speed. The highest speed j ever made on the ocean, was by the clips! per snip Flying Scitd. on the' oyaga to I California -4 60 miles in! twenty four hours! nineteen and one sixth mile an hour. Hoops A joke was practiced at a recent mas quei aide in !Paiis,which excited much con sternation for the futute of crinoline Parisian Journal says.' . The eyes of all were appeaTance of a young attracted by the gentleman abouj twehtv yeats of flge,sle'nder(fair,and guilt less Of beard, who AUired ,hhalf io.Prj vailing fetriinine fashion, jyn nisnfao, or rniAtmr-t a roos'derahfe distance behfcd it bVwpreU tiny pink bonnet,- stuck' the endsbf immense steel pins, about- half a yaid loEg.fastened firmly jntd the hair put on for tiie 0ccasi6n,'his are-'S was of course euprmoaslly wide wheu Kerentered the ball room. Making his wayj to the centre of the saloon! he proceeded !by means of some injreniotis hidden mechanism, to develope tlie amnle fold Of his skirts, until his pdwn Jiteially assumed .the dimensions of a baL oon fillig,the ball room S entirely, from wall, to wall and driving all the company into the corners, p rid fordi ng them into, the ' atlioininur ooms-. '" ' 1 I 1 i POETRY; J - ."I" i" ih cai;-r -j- y an idle. iVn'mint J-,. poa pJajned to iWm that'll did ' vo 't mu'rii lU U visua. r,sa IL icrsnch wtirist, w u W;tm ; Vouajluponno ! mfe,7 g 'W 6ydur time ; bea J call oppn ;pu I Ipse mine.'.' .: C. ! Pfcasant enpugh , was the magnanimitr Pf the person who beintf reDroar.1, L..i apt having avenged Jjimself p( a ca,,.. said,; Sir I never meddle with Wh. behind my. back. Vs . j - j 'Pompey, de comVnD.M Ta WhyT only planted it yesterday-I know ' dat ;, but the Id vol in W guy it aliftbu hadn counted on. 'I , The tn;d who csutfht a glance from the efbeaut,-say that it slipped through his fingers and went right through hit heart nflicting a dangeroas wpufid. .. A; lady said to a gentleman who was suffering wi'.n the influenza, My dear sir what do you take for your cold . liro pocket handkerchiefs a day madam. ' An indolent Wv, ,beingUtked by his' . teacher who come latest to school, replied Indeed, sir, t cannot say, for I did hot get here early enough to see. . -; ; ' Phi bis says! that where he came from there was a boy so sharp that, when hia mother went to beai him with1 a cane he, always "cut c : 1 ' v. : j 'M ? - The witty Talleyrand sid,Vienna should be tcalled the city of Conrentions, for her leaauet are as long its her diplomatist art wide ' 1 ' An old gentleman being asked bat Le Wished for dinner, replied An appetite, good company, sonj thing to eat, and a' cWan napkins ;" , ' ' ''. ; -a candidate for the ci vil service, beiag-' -askedtdnsme the principle divUioas- of j y the ADlQsSaxdn ' answered 'Epsom an Newmarket' j - I :' A paper out West baa for its motto, md will to all men who pay protflptlj. Devoted to new., fuo, and making oon- 1 1 iffe conected As tbe tradesman said to . huge" pile of bil's scattered oyer tha dek. .-" : . ' - .VV'. 1 Hopi -a sentiment exhibited m we; f .a when; wailine" wt " wag oi a'uwg- -i v - . hone l f Why are ' i the ladles of Ml-oori asvnat f 1 Jrwavs sleep cold 1 eause he hf miseteable oomfbrt. ' TbW who thini ' that money wi do thing for money. 1 - ... 6 j.Jj nrndcncO IS , thr fplence tne seconu, i i third. r. I' I .r -U il 4- f ' " ' i r s :.7f 't
The Chapel Hill Gazette (Chapel Hill, N.C.)
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Jan. 23, 1858, edition 1
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