THE CHARLOTTE MESSENGER VOL. 111. NO. 14 THB Charlotte Messenger ts PI BIJBHED Kvpi\v Saturdß.v, AT CHARLOTTE, N. C. In the Interest* of the Colored People es the Country. Able an I well known writer* will oontrib i nte to its columns front different parts of the eonntry. and it will contain the latest Gen end Sews of the day. T«* Mesrewser H first class newspaper i «nd will not allow personal abuse in its col \ «»ns It fct not sectarian or partisan, bnt j independent- -dialing fairly by all. It re- > serves the righ tto criticise the shortcomings of alt fmhlic officials- commending the worthy, and recommending for election such »h* as in it* opinion are beet suited to serve the interests of the people. It is intended to supply the long felt need j of a newspaper to advocate the rights and ' defend the inter st» of the Negro American, especially in the Piedmont section of the Carolina*. SUBSCRIPTIONS: ) If wo ,/s in Advance.) I year - - - SI ;i0 t s months - - - lon *1 month* - 75 -1 months - - .V* 5 months - - - 40 Address, W. C. SMITH, Charlotte, N. C The undertakers of Philadelphia have again invoked the aid of the clergy to pot an end to Sunday funerals. It ia ! well-known that the Homan Catholic tlergy have strongly protested against the practice, and hire, to a large extent nicerled in breaking it up among their rrngrrgalions; but ministers of the va rious pwtestant denominations have so far refrained from taking similar action. The Venice of the poets and the Venice mentioned as follows in the I.ondon Timm aortn different cities: “The filthy comers of Venice are as foul as of old — in some cases filthy beyond endurance. Decayed fruit is sold to and oaten by a population deprived of its ordinary re sources. The wells are still used by the majority of the population, for the Bren ta Aqueduct water ia sold by the fool and is very dear." France is determined to have no sym pathizer* with oppreesed royalty within her borders. The Rev. J. W. Drought, an English clergyman of Chantilly, who wrote the Count of Paris a polite letter of regret at his exile from the country, war required by the French govern ment to go too. Drought had met the Count in charitable work in his parish, and there is considerable indignation among Ens- J lish residents in France over the affair, j There are comparatively few Jewels stc«d in the treasury vaults at Washing ton, and how these jewels came there no one ran tell. Among the valuables ia an old aword. with jeweled hilt and golden chain. No one can tell to whom it be longed, but it is a relic of the revolution, and eras prob'.bly captured and given to the Government, but locked up with the treasure* instead of being sent to the museum. There are two or three small bottles filled with precious stones, but these are sealed up and no one knows their value. They may be “stage jew els”for all the keepers know. In the box where these trinkets arc kept is a curious old bettle containing sttar of roses. It is ejri nsaly Maimed to be worth from HOB to |lo\ooo. Often when the box is struck and jarred or moved, the sweet odor of the attar of roses permeates tha rnult* and lingers about the cold corri- j dort for days. These, together with a few littlegol len Irinka, make up the Jew- ] (is of the treasury. Inquiry among the k*w York insur- ! aare men has elicited the fact that none of the companies insure against earth-’ | quakes. If fire results from an earth- l quake in an insured building, however, i the policies are paid. Manager Dane, of the Niagara Insurance Company, arid: • The nearest sre come to earthquakes are cyclone* and hurricanes. Oar company and the foot meats! as well hare a special bauranre contract for them, but we only insure, as a matter of coarse, in certain specified territory. I hardly think that thia branch of the bus ness will last very long, however, as only those who are pe culiarly liable to loss from wind storms ir»urc against them. The money to b* •nade from insurance is in the generality of the risks. Do I think it probable that lesuraare companies will inclSde earth quakes ia their risks in the future? Well, j hardly I don’t presume we’ll have an- j other shaking np in the time of | cut gi:n*r»t ion. If earthquakes wer* , grarral, however, I s-e no ronaon why ; propeity should not lie insured against them the seme a* hurricanes. I nevef | bear.l of surh insurance compeniee in cnuitr’w »hfrt ctrtb'jniko are com* ( •*v*e. n ! i CHARLOTTE, N. C. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1886. ONLY. Only a cloud in the summer day, And the oak in the shadow bowed low its head, While the hgd in its branches with bosom red, Sang from its nest a soft lullaby. Only a flash of lightning at even, From a cloud that had hovered all day in’ sight— And the oak lay shattered, struck down in its might: But the bird, still singing, flew toward heaven. Only a cloud in the heart of man, Yet the strong frame bowed down 'neatb the chill and gloom, ’Till his spirit had whispered, “be brave, for soon Success shall crown each purpose, each plant’ Only a flash; a gleam of death s rod— So vivid, so brief, like a dream that is o’er The body is dust, shall be dust evermore, • But the soul set free rises up to God. —Francis Foote, i:i Boston Traveller. UPPER FIVE. Why I left the Pullman car service at 11 o’clock at night at a water tank in Middle Arizona will also explain why, i although 1 am not yet thirty-five years i old, my nervous system is shattered, my health wrecked, and even my mind so j efTcefed that now and then my ideas get i uncoupled in a curious way and go run ning wild all over the division and break i ing into sidings where they have no bus iness to be. The doctor says I must have ! had a bad fail some time and perhaps taken too much bromide of potassium since, but I know better. It is all on ac count of “ upper five.” I was a conduc tor on the Southern Pacific system attho time it happened, and my run was from Tucson, Ari., to Los Angeles. Lid tour ists will remember my car. It was the Grenada. Most men say the business is a dog’s life, but I own I rather liked it. A sleeping-car is a proscenium box in the theatre of life. S ngle acts of every body’s little dramas arc continually played before me. 1 cople become naturally unreserved and communicative on a train. You get down beneath the surface, their peculiarities are laid bare, their oddities stand out like bumps, you see their hopes, disappointments, preju dices, likes und dislikes, and feel before the end of the division as if vou had I known them for years. This was pnr- I ticularly true of a car load we carried out j of Tucson one certain day in August. I remember we had a bridal party on board, two or three drummers, a couple of stock men from -the Nation," and—what I especially recollect—a portly old gentle man named Bliss and a widow named Paxton, who was traveling with her in valid daughter, a young lady of about twenty. Mr. Bliss was not in good health him self, and was full of querulous complain ing. He had a dusty voice, little eyes, with large pads of fat under them; and I can see him, sitting exactly in the mid i die of his Seat, growlihg and gasping, i w 'th his collar unbuttoned in front and j the two ends sticking up like horns on each side of his face. Mrs. and Miss Paxton were, on the contrary, accom plished travelers, and mide the best of everything. The mother was a peasant, grave, old-fashioned lady, and the da lghtrr, a swect-faced, hollow-eyed, patient little feather of a girl, who could riot have weighed above eighty or eighty-five pounds at the most. The weather was scorching. The des et tof white sand was simply a big re flector that threw the sun back into the lower nir until, when it stirred, it was like a breath from a furnace. Every body was tattooed with the fine black cinders and hoarse with the dust. Ths bride was a sight to behold, and the cat- I ; tlemon swore like pirates in the smoking- i room. Bliss cursed the management of ! the road, root, tree, and branch, and Rnmy perspiralion poured off him in i streams. Toward night the heat was (till excessive, and I believe it was about „", c ' oc , k " hen ‘he porter began to make up the Intrths. Ihe Paxtons had section ! nve. There is a difference of opinion among travelers as to the comforts oi j lower and upper berths in summer, and ! "Rood many hold that the uppers are the 1 best, as being nearest the ventilating windows This was the view the ladies ! I look of it and when the berths were mado i np l lifted the invalid girl in my arms Into upper five. I remember hearing her i say good-night to her mother, and telling j ha: she would sleep well. *’ 1 About half an hour later old Bliss ' I r *mc tottering and swaying into the i j smoking room, where I was counting my | tickets. lie was furious. His berth was lower seven, next to the Paxtons, and lie wanted to know why the upper J berth had been let down. “There is nobody in it,” lie sputtered, ! ' ami it is all foolishness to make it up. It just makes mine ns hot as a bake ' oven.” I explained to him that the rules re- ! I quired all disengaged berths to be made up to accommodate possible local travel “But nobody’s going to get on in this desert, he insisted, testily. “Why i can t you just push that one up?” "I can't do it,” I replied a little net- ; tied, “unless you pay for it." lie abused Ihe road, myself, and every- i body else incoherently for a while, but the upshot of the matter was he paid for I i the upper lierth, and asked in a surly 1 ! v . o,cc ‘hat it be put up at once By that ! j time I was pretty mad, and hurrying .rack into the car, I parted (he curtains, i unhooked ihe two wires that hold I the upper berth down, seized it bv the edge, and with one violent push swung it up ■in place. I heard the apring locks click, threw the curtains together, and returned to the smoking room. Meantime Bliss and one I of the cattlemen bad got into a nolitleal discussion, and it was near 11 o’clock before the old fellow became, 100 indig nant over some statement as to the civil service lo continue the argument and nent staggering and puffing out. He returned almost immediately. “Conductor,” he wheezed with a sort of forced calmness, “I thought I bought that upper berth iri my section?” ".So you did,” I replied. “And you told me you put it up?” “Yes, sir.” 1 “low did no such thing!” he ex ela mcd. suddenly bursting into a rage, “the infernal thing has been down all night, and is down now, and my berth steaming like a sweat box. Give me my money back!” “You looked into the wrong berth," I replied. “I put that upper back my I self and nobody's touched it since." “I looked into section seven,” he said, furiously. “I don’t believe you ever touched it.” “I just want to show you that you don’t know what you’re talking about,” I answered, leading the way back into the car. "Here is your section. See.” AI this I threw back the curtains and stopped dumbfounded. The upjier berth was down, and, what was more, tho wires •lid not appear to have been touched, bliss started to say something in reply, . when I felt of a sudden as though a bul let had gone through my heart. A hor rible thought had Hashed across my mind,' too quickly to be shaped in words. Tho blood came throbbing through my neck in slow, bursting waves, and more like a machine than a man I stretched out my arm and opined the curtains of section five, ’i he tipper berth was shut. I had made a mistake. In a hideous, moving tomb, swung, like Mahomet’s coffin, between heaveh and earth, I had buried the girl alive! For a moment it seemed as though the arteries of my throat would burst; my heart beat with quick, sharp pangs; my skin had all the icy contraction of a sudden plunge into cold water. It was then that a sort of secondary intelligence seemed to work within me, and, while my senses reeled with fear and horror, impelled me to push up the berth in the old man’s sec tion and get away. I scarcely knew what I was doing, but Bliss noticed noth ing and grurablingly crawled into his berth, while I hurried out to the plat form. Why did I not open upper five? Be cause X realized instantly that the victim was long before dead. In a sleeping car space is economized to the utmost ex tent. The swinging berth fits into space like a ball in a socket. The elasticity of the mattress and the slight figure of the girl alone made it possible for me to close it with her inside. I gave one hag gard look at my watch. An hour on a half had aiasped. She must have died in the first three or four minutes. I stood on the steps and tried to I think, but I cou'd not control my mind ‘ In swift defile it pictured to me the dis covery, the blackened corpse tumbling from the blankets, the stiff fingers clutch ing at nothingness, the mother s shriek, the consternation of the passengers, the excited theories, the quick conception of the truth, the search, the denunciation, the awful machinery of the courts, the prison! By a violent effort I surveyed the situation from several standpoints. They all led to one conclusion —flight. There was but one time when I could have taken the henefit of the accident— ! that was at once, when I made the dis covery—and I realized the impossibility j of explaining my hesitation. These things passed through my mind like flashes of lightning. There was not an ; instant to lose. Mrs. Paxton might at any moment awake and call her daugh- i ter. Just then the engine slowed up a trifle. I saw indistintiy in the gloom j that the ground was level, swung off, j and watched the dim outline of the ' train, carrying its burden of sleeping life and silent death, grow faint and fainter j and disappear into the night. The place where I jumped was near a water tank. I presently made it out and walked wide around it to avoid a possible watchman. I knew the lay of the land ; j in a general way and that I could not bo 1 far from the little town of Mohawk Sum mit. To get out of the country the quickest way possible was my dominant thought, anil old Mexico suggested itself at once. I realized that I must avoid the railroad with its accompanying tele graph lines, and I started, as nearly as I j could judge, southeast. As I walked I along I cut the gilt buttons off my coat j and vest and threw them away. I did I the same with my cap and tore the gold ; braid from around the brim. 1 shall not go into the details of that i night, nor the many davs nnd nights that , followed it 1 was full of wild regrets j at the course I had taken and saw a million defects in my plan. Withngony , I realized that my flight destroyed the theory of innocence. 1 could see ado cn I ways that I might have remained upon j the car— now that it was too late. My I journey south was througli innumerable j hardships, nnd the ever present and sick ening apprehension of pursuit. In the | camps where hunger drove me it seemed j to me that everybody looked strangely at j me. If a man turned liis head my heart bounded with panic. Twice I was lost on the arid, sago grown plains, and once I wandered without water and burning with fever for two days. I had s!>4 in my pocket when I jumped ; from tho train, but when I finally made my way to Guaymas I had less than fifty : cents. Then I was forced to come into town and go to work. Tan and tatters j had pretty thoroughly disguised me. but J I was still haunted with the fear of nr- : J ress. It woa a long time before I could i look at a newspaper at all, and when 1 finally plucked up courage to open one it was with the gingerly caution of a per son who lifts a garment expecting to find a snake underneath. I hnd a terror of feeing the details of the tragedy in print, and, I believe, much as it might have aided my escape, I would not b<ve bad | the moral courage to read a paper con | Dining them. After a good many months a great i - longing seized me to see my own country J again. The adobe houses and the foreign chatter to which I could never train my | 1 tongue were on me like a nightmare. I was miserably poor, but managed to make my way to Paso del Norte. On tho other aide of the Rio Grande is El Paso, the American town, and, although I never ventured over, the sight of vis itors of my own nationality delighted, | ; excited and frightened me by turns. I I i hung about the place, living from hand i to mouth, until one day a great event j ; happened. At the end of the main street is the principal curiosity of the town—the old cathedral. It is a venerable pile, built time out of mind, nnd falling into de i liberate and respectable ruin. The white stucco that once covered the walls has peeled off in places and given it an air of picturesque dilapidation, and inside arc curious effigies of Saints and the cru cified Christ. In a word, it is the objec tive point of all tourists'and visitors. I was in the place one afternoon in August, half dozing on one of the old carved benches, when a party of ladies and gen tlemen came in. Back of me was the holy-water urn, and they were inspecting it when I looked up. At the sight of j one of the ladies I felt as though I had received a galvanic shock. I tried to rise, but could not. I shut my eyes aud opened them again to find her still there. It was no hallucination, no apparition; it was Miss Paxton. “Why, mamma," I heard her say, “the gentleman ia unwell, I believe."’ “You are Miss Paxton,” I gasped. “Yes, sir,” she replied, with a little start. “Who was on the Southern Pacific train going to Los Angeles a year ago?” “Yes. sir.” Then she suddenly turned and said in a low voice: “Why, I be lieve its the conductor who ran away with the company’s money that night. “Who ran away with the company's j money?” It was a construction of my flight I had never thought of. I con trolled my impulse to shout out, and j said: "Were you not in upper five that 1 night?" “Let me ace,” she replied. I think I : was. Yes, I remember; 1 was in it for I a while, and then the jolting made me j sick and I crawled down with mamma.” | I rushed ont of the cathedral like a mad man. I seemed to walk on air. j My past life appeared as vague and un real to me as the fabric of a dream. I laughed and cried, and went along the streets talking to myself. That night I j slept on the other side of the river. Perhaps the reaction was too much for ; me, for I have not been very well since, and the fits of nervousness have pulled me down to what you see me to-day. It seems as if there were chords twanging I and quivering through me now and then, ; and that, is when my ideas get side tracked and wild trains go sailing over my mental railroad. But maybe that’s the bromide. —San Francisco Chronicle. Tho Midnight Snn. Edward K. Taylor says in the Ban I Francisco Chronicle: No one comes to i Norway without taking the trip toNord iand to see the sun at midnight. My j deepest impressions from witnessing the . sublime spectacle of the midnight snn \ 1 were received at a point nearer the Arc tic Circle. It was one of those hushed evenings which occur with a falling ba rometer; so still that the glossy surface of the undulating sea was unruffled even Iby the breath of a zephyr. South ward, above a wall of cloud, majestic moun ; tains reared their snowy peaks. Far in j the west floated a fleet of fish’ng craft, j and long lines of water fowl were wing ing their way to rocky resting places. Above the sun, which from my stand j near the compass, I watched swinging j northward, lay several parallel strata of j fleecy clouds. The water horizon rolled up higher and higher until, like a great golden globe, thie sun rested upon its rim. The lower cloud stratum nocame I orange-tinted. The next was dyed with saffron shades, while the rosy reflection ! of the upper stratum painted with deli cate pink the Kjolen cliffs in the south. For several moments the motion of the earth seemed checked, the sun still rest ing on the ocean's rim, and then—most startling vision!—aline of light appears below the fiery orb—the horizon is retro- j grading. By thus forcing the mind to i regard the sun as stationary in his true position, and centering the attention on j our own planetary motion, an effect is i produced far more amazing than that ex- j perienced by the startled Hezekinh when < Ihe shadow retreated o» the great dud of Ahez. The Mexican White Honse. The Mexican,White Houso or Presi dential residence is described ns one of tho , most beautiful and artistic palaces in the world. The frescoing and painting have been executed by C’a«sarin, a disciple of Messionicr.who bat surpassed himself in , the ceiling of the President's lied cham j ber, where the woodwork is ebony nnd j gold, and the bed is of cbnnized cherry, i ornamented with gold and motal mar queterie. Out of this opens the bathroom, a grotto paved with mosaics, and having j walls of painted French tiles. On the i first floor is a tropical garden, and tile | roof, after the manner of eastern houses, is a beautiful garden of flowers and 1 fountains. The finest room of all is de scribed as “the parlor,” and is said to be i like the Princess's apartments in a higMy : colored fairy talc. Here the woodwork is in satin panels, with maple borders and gold flowers; the walls are capitonne with , satin damask, relieved by blue and gold j Aubussom borders, and the carpet, s;>e i cially woven in the richest hues, it laid upon a floor inlaid with the handsomest wood the world produce*. i pto this date about (>,OOO tranche) of the Knights of Labor btve been oryr.it ! u*d Terms. $1.50 per Aim Single Copy 5 cents. NERVE OF A WHITE MAN HE WHIPS A PACK OP BBDSKIKB IN ARIZONA. A Hunter’s Story of His Straggle With a Band of Hosttles—A Plucky Stand. The Silver City (Ari.) Enterprise has found E. C. Montgomery, who had a fight with Indians a few weeks ago, and learned his story of the remarkable af fray. Tho Indian slayer was clad in a loose fitting blue shirt, tight fitting, plainly made trousers, over the bottoms of which came the tops of his heavy boots. His hair and beard, of medium length, were sprinkled with gray, though the owner was apparently only forty years of age. Small of statue, neatly built, quick in speech and motion, he gave an impression of being wary and dangerous rn combat. He proved him self an intelligent gentleman, a good conversationalist, evidently truthful,and devoid of a swaggering or boastful spirit. In the course of the conversation that followed, and in response to numer ous questions Mr. Montgomery told his story about as follows: ‘•1 am a hunter, and the scalps of ani- , mala I kill are paid for by Arizona. For mountain lions I get $25, and for- bears $lO, I have been on the frontier sixteen tl years. These scars you see on my body ' were made by Indian arrows when I was acting as scout in a war waged i upon Indians by McKenzie. The t place where I had this recent light was in Arizona, twelve miles from the reser- i vation and about forty miles from Clif- c i ton. I was thoroughly familiar with the ground haring hunted there about ( four years. I was going along a trail ( with my horse and pack mule, on which were provisions and animal scalps, in- , tending to reach water and make a ( t stand about two o’clock. I was near ' my destination when I saw a fresh Indian i trail. Apparently there was a party of | three or four, with a horse. Soon I saw t | another, and concluded I was in for it, f j and that there were Indians behind me I | and others waylaying the trail. I led my 1 horse up behind a swell, whero bullets . would pass over him, and the mule fol- | I lowed. My dog was growling all the i l time. Then I began picking my way - along a ridge, protecting myself as far j possible and watching. Soon two In | dians, about two hundred yards away but some distance apart, fired at me. 1 tried to return the fire, but they disap peared. At that instant my dog gave a sharp growl. 1 wheeled, und as I did j so I saw a big burly fellow, who was ! trotting for me, apparently thinking I | had heen shot. I felt a. burning sensa tion in my right ear, the ball passed so close. As he was attempting to put another cartridge in his gun I threw up my rifle, saw his breast through the sights, elevated the weapon, aimed at hie head arid crashed his skull just above the eye. He tumbled forward upon his gun, doubled up. He was between me and the horses. I had found where the In | dians were, and saw that the animals I must be moved. As I ran toward them i passed the Indian, who had been I straightened out by the dog. I took my ! hunting knife, circled the neck, and twisted the*head off. In going to the ! horses I was shot at several times. When . the horse and mule had been moved I sneaked back and waited, fearing that the Indians were all around. I waited twenty minutes and heard no sound. Then I took the head, partially exposed myself, and waved it above my head as high as I could reach. “They arose and shot at me. I saw the outline of the form of one as he sank again. I fired, and he stumbled forward and lay there. The other fellow was not game. 1 did not see either again, and when an hour had gone I stole away and then began a journey. 1 would go half a milo, tie up, pick my way back to prevent them slipping on me, and then travel again. I kept that up | until dark, then unloaded the mule and made a flying ride, using mule and horse alternately. At daybreak I rame to a white man’s ranch and rested. From there I went to Clifton. It was a good square fight, and I won. Luck was with me when they had the drop on me, and after that I was even. Y’es, I was excited during the fight, but I could shoot better than I could now, as I had been keyed up tight for twenty minutes, j but when X felt that I had got away ! from the gang I had to get down from my horse, bathe my head and lie down a ] few minutes. Two hours of such sus pense unnerves a man. No, I did not have a Winchester rifle. That’s a good j saddle gun, but when a man leads the life I do one shot is all he wants, and F* | needs a better gun than a Winchester. 1 j had one of the latter kind in a fight with j a bear once, and while I was trying to remove a shell that had lodged the bear mutilated me so that 1 could not sit in J the saddle during the next six weeks. I had a Sharp of -id-calibre in this fight. I am goiDg to wait until that s: alp is | thoroughly tanned, and then write its : rerord upon it and give, the ornament to ' my sister, who has two others that I took ; "ears ago. ” Figuratively Speaking. Astronomy is 1-derful And interesting 1 The earth 3-volves around the sun. Which makes a year 4 you. The moon in dead and can’t re-J By law of phys-6 great. It’s 7 where the stars alive Do nightly erintil-8. If watchful Providence be !>, With good inteettoea fraught. Did not Keep up Its grand deaign W* soon would come to 0. Astronomy ia l-derful. But It’. 2 80 4 1 man 2 grasp, and that is why I’d better say no more. —H C. P»4g, I LIFE’S CQMMON OIFTSa Life’s common gifts themselves renew; Oh blew the power that wills it so I Behold yon clover wet with dew— Only a few short weeks ago. Keen scythes laid low the fragrant stof And 10, it cheers the eye— Thus is repeated o’er and o’er. The beauty of the earth and sky. Our child's soft kiss, the love-lit eye* The tender words that morn and night Ne’er fail us—can it be we pa-ire Thom all too littlo, boll th?m light* Great Nature, may wo lea'-n of the? The worth of simple things to know; Prize rro-e the grace of purity Than aught of empty ga id and show. Nor mourn with eyes tear-wet th9 while, “Our blowings vanished e'er we knew Their value—Oh, dear kiss! oh. smile t Ob, clover blossoms wet with dew V* Springfield Republican HUMOR OF THE DAT. A young man of polish—The boot black. A climbing plant with tendrils isn't half so annoying a« a mosquito with on#. —Philadelphia Call. An exchange tells about a sailor who was tried for assault. He turned out to be one, too. —Burlington Free Frees. “Garments without buttons” arc ad vertised. They arc not the kind bach elors are looking for. ~- Philadelphia to lt. 4 There's plenty of room at the top,'* ts the champagne remarked when it flew to the dude's head. —Boston Tranecript. It’s pretty hard luck. In summer we have horse-lies, and then again in winter we have snow Hie?. —Burlington Kree Press. “Women can do a great deal of talk ing with their eyes,'’ says a Philadelphia editor, who has evidently stepped on a beauty’? dress in a crowded ball-room.— Otnaha World. “You don't know I)r. A? Why. it was he who just passed us.” “What! that man? lie looks like a corpse” “Well, yes. I always take him for one of his patients.” —french Fun. The Abbe Liszt, one of the greatest pianists the world ever produced, died poor. There arc a good many people in this country who seem l.kely to dW poor pianists. —Springjitbl I ni n. It has been pretty generally admitte l that every man is the architect of his own fortune, but it does seem that soms men would have done better to have let the iob out.— Kansas City Squib. Judge— “Have you anything to say be fore the court passes sentence upon you?” Prisoner —“Well,all lgot is, I hops yer honor ’ll consider the extreme youth of my lawyer, an’ let me off easy.’*— Puck. A dog which has been riding up and down the m nes on cages and wandering through drifts and crosscuts was recently washed and his shaggy coat of hair as sayed $23.17 worth of gold dust.— Month, cello (Col.) Champion. A cat that disappeared twenty yean ago through a trap door in the floor of # freight houso tt Ansonia. l onnecticu*, was found there on Monday by workmen who were tearing away the building. Contrary to expectation“,it was not alive. —NorrUtoirn Herald. Fogg had said the meanest thing ant man ever was capable of saying. When Mrs. F. left him alone in the house tht other evening she remarked: “You won’t b*» lonely, dear? “No. ' he replied; ‘1 shan't miss you at all. The parrot jov know, is here.”— B-eton Transcript. A Remarkable Well. One of the attractions of Lemoore, aa yet but little known, although in the future it may become famous, it the artesian well" of the railroad company, tunk for the purpose of obtaining water . to the locomotives. When first tapped ' it attracted but little attention; however, a few months since its medicinal qualities begun to be talked about, it proving to to bi highly impregnated with iron and sulphur, and now it is all the rage there. In fact, it is claimed that its continual use will effectually doaw*ay with the de sire for iirdvnt spirits. If such be the case, unnumbered millions of gallons of it could be beneficially dispMed of in almost any quarter of the globe. A peculiarity of the water is that you can drink immense quantities of it, whether overheated or not, without feeling any injurious effects. A story is told of it that a gentleman who had for twenty years been so seriously effected with dyspepsia that he eoulfl keen no solid food on his stouach, ana who, being a man of means, had spent thousands of dollars with doctors and at various noted springs in a vain attempt to cure himself, was induced to try the water, and after several drinks wa» greatly elated to find that he ccmld re gain soft boiled eggs and similar food. In a few days his joy knew no bound# when he discovered he could with safety eat meat, vegetables or whatever his ap petite might crave. He resides In San (Francisco, and every week has a quan tity of the water shipped to him. An other gentleman informed the writer that he had for year* been troubled with nervous sick headache, but that since be had commenced the u*e of tt is wonder ful water, of which be drinks a Urge quantity daily, his afflictions had entirely disappeared, and he now enjoys perfect ‘health. Many other like occurrences ,were related, but space forbids mention. f lf the well belonged to a private indi vidual it is more than likely that a sani tarium would be erected, which ia time would undoubtedly become a famous re I sort for the afflicted. As CoL Selim I says, “There's millions in it**— r-erers I (jink.) Tidings.

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