THE CHARLOTTE MESSENGER VOL. 111. NO/6 THE CharSotte Messenger fs PUBLISHED Every Saturd y, AT CHARLOTTE,' N. C. In the laterests of the Colored People of the Country. Altlft and well-known writers will contrib wte to jts columns from different parts of the country, and it will contain tlio latest Gen ere.l News of the day. The Messenger is a.first-class newspaper and will not allow personal abuse in its col umns It is not sectarian or partisan, but independent—dealing fairly by all. It re serves the righ tto criticise tho shortcomings of all public officials—commending the worthy, and recommending for election such na n os in its opinion are best suited to serve the interests or the people. It is intended to supply the long felt need of a newspaper to advocate the rights and defend the inter, sts of the Negro-American, especially in the Piedmont section of the Carolinas. SUBSCRIPTIONS: (Always in Adranee.) 1 year - - - $1 50 b months - - - 100 0 months ... 75 5 months . - 50 0 months - - - 40 Address, W.C. SMITH, Charlotte, N. C Ap amusing illustration of Queen Vic oria’s conservat sm comes from over the ica. She has ordered the elevator, “that lidcous thing,” 83 she calls it, removed 'rom Buckingham Palace. It was built fix years ago at a cost of SIO,OOO for the tccomtr.odation of the Duke of Albany, rut the Queen is afraid of it,and declares ;he old-fashioned up and down stairs jood enough for her. An inter: st : ng calculation has been made by the New York Times, show ing how the steady and rapid payment of tht public debt incurred in the Civil War, combined with the reduction of the in terest rate and the increase of the popu lationof the country, has affected the debt burden borne by our people pet capita. In 18G5 the debt amounted tc $78,25 per capita Last year itamounted to only $24,14. In 1865 the per capita portion of the annual interest charge was $4.2). Last year it was but e'ghty thtee cents. Tho ratio of the principal is now but two-thirds what it then was: that of the annual interest is but a little more than one-fifth. Borne person with lot? of time to spare has figured that mos. of the events of President Cleveland’s life turn upon the figures seven, or a multiple of seven, in which resp;Ct his career is a parallel with that of F.i n i, “the last of the Rom n Tribune?,” who claimed that his luck turned always upon the same num ber. Grover Clevelan i was seven times seven years of age when married; his bride. Frances Folsom, three times seven years of age, making a difference in their ages of four times seven years; the bride's age and the differences in their ages added makes seven times seven— the President's age. The bride"* birth occurred seven years after the President attained to his majority. Their ages added make ten times seven, three score and ten, the number of years allotted to the age of man. Multiply the number of their added ages by seven, it makes twenty times se en, the number of times the Saviour commanded to forgive an erring brother if he repents. The Presi dent’s official title. President of the United States of America, contains five times seven letters. The bride’s official relation, the White House mistress, con tains three times seven letters. A New York letter to the Troy Timet has this to say concerning railway tics “This subject is now being felt in Wall etr et, and a very clear-headed mat made the remark to me, we have yet tc learn the full cost of railway repair, sot the past is really only experimental. Hcncc, such men as Jay Gould and Russell Bage arc now considering the importance of the ra w method of in creasing durability. It is said that the present annual consumption of railroad ties is 80,050,035, and as the trees cut for this purpose must be between thirty and lorty years old, it is making fearful havoc among tho best pari of our forests. Tho American Forestry Congress ii urging the planting of trees and thr better ea:e of the forests, but it wil. require twenty-five yean to make tin present planting availab e, and during such an interval svhat a vast destructior is inevitable. Railway ties, indeed,only last i*t best one-fourth the time re ;uired to grow them, and for this rea-on thr newly-invented method of treating them for increased d arability ia of great im portance. Tho cost of replacing decayed ties in this country last year was $-50,- 600,0' 0, and the agents (in this city) ol Southern and Western lumbermen wil soon expect a large advance. Hence th« subject is becoming one of great import ance in railway care las." A HAPPY HOME. I have a very happy home, where peace Is ' ever found, ■ i Where gentleness and love their fragrance | , breathes around; Where gladness and content makes pleasant I , every day, While sorrow, sin and care are banished far away. j . Where, when the day is o’er, my darling one 1 returns To share with those he loves the honest wealth j he earns; Where happy children are—without them ; home is naught— Where truth is g'adly learned and just as I gladly taught, Where piety prevails, and faith In Provi dence, And each to each the choicest gifts presents, i That is a happy home where sadness is un known, Where loving words are said and loving precepts shown. — Mrs. Hurry Don, in Good Housekeeping. NARCISSAS MISTAKE, It was “blackberry-jam day.” Every nation ha? its movable and im- , movable feasts and festivities; every household boasts its great anniversaries, and to Nareissa Hail the b!ackberry-jam -eason always brought pleasant associa tions. Tnere wa- the gathering of tho beauti ful, sparkling, jet black fruit, to begin j with, not always unaccompanied with ] reminiscences of rustic swains, who car- ! ried her baskets and found the nicest ; vines and bushes for her. the impromptu | lunch eaten under the shadow of great, mossy rocks, with the mellow whistle of linnet and thrush overhead; the draught, in vine-leaf cups, pinned together by thorns, from some deep-hearted wood land spring; the homeward walk in the lengthening afternoon shadows. And then .Nareissa was a born housewife. Her jellies were always a success, her preserves were beyond criticism, and she was innoc ntly proud of her prowess. She was a dark, brilliant little bru nette, with large, liquid eyes, whose curled lashes t imed pi ;uantly upward, sud a mou'h as red and fresh as a wild rose. “The prettiest girl in all the country!” ( as Walter MiLiutan said to h mself, as he leaned over the kitchen windowsill, nnd , beheld her stirring the bubbl ng mass of ( 6weets witli an immense silver spoon, which had come down, a sort of heir- , loom, through half a dozen generations of Hal s. “Har issa!” he ventured to say, after I a second or two of respectful silence, 1 during which, although she must have k-own perfectly well -hat he was there, she never raised her eye?. “Chi is it you, Waiter! ’ “Eon't let me interrupt you,” said Walter, a little sti.tiy. “I’ve brought you one of Dora's little white puppies— 1 here in a baskit.” “A puppycried Nareissa, contempt uously. "lie a puppy! I bate dogs!” Waiter's countenance fell perceptibly. “I thought you said you would like one of Dora a little ones,” began he. “I don't see what can possible have put any such nonsense ito your head!” tartly retorted ~ T arcissa. “Then you don t want it?” “No, I certainly don’t want it.” “But you took a gray African parrot from Mr. Silber last week?” dubiously. “Vi ell. whv shouldn't I? Ido so dote or. parrots—aud this one says ‘How d'ye do?' already.” 1 “Oh!” said Walter, bitterly, as he put 1 tho little, downy, b!ue-rit>boned puppy back into its basket, and addressed it I satirically. “Yes, go back, Dorettc; you’re not a cackling, chattering parrot, j We’ll have to find another home for you, Dorettc.” Nareissa bit her lip. “I dare say Alice Jrffreys would like the dog,” said she. “Alice is fond of pet-.”" “I dare say so. too.” Walter rejoined, dryly. “Good morning, Nareissa! Oh, by-thc-wav—” “Weill” Nareissa waa stirring away more vig orous y than ever now. “About the New Moon picnic. I sup pose you will be going with Silber?” “I shouldn't wonder, ” said Nareissa, coloring up. “Then I necdu’t trouble about comiDg for you?” “Certainly you need not.” So these silly young people parted. W alter Milliman would have given his life for Narcis a Hall. Nareissa loved the very sound of the young fellow's free, frank voice; and yet, nobody on earth knew why they had both contrived to build up between themselves the framework of a very pretty ( uarrel. “Howridiculous: One of Dora’s pup- Cics, indeed!” said Nareissa, tossing her i ad. "That fat, old Silber!” pondered Wal ter. “A man old enough to be her father! And weighing two hundred and City pounds at the very least! Is the girl crazy? ’ The jam was a success. Os course it would he. being Nan leva's work; a d she was portioning itinto gla s jnre with dainty pre Mon, when she heard a heavy step among the aw? et-Williams and 1 obnny-jtimpups that bordered the palh outside. "That rounds exactly like Mr. Silber,” she said to herself. “Horrid old man! what brings him here again? It wtl only last week that he came with the rirrot; and father is with him. Well, do hope father won't tel! him that I sold the pa-rot to Billy Johnson for five dollars, Ixcau e he pulled the roses off my best hat, and killed the canary, and kept us all awake ni hts, shrieking •How d’ye do? how d'ya dol’" CHARLOTTE, N. C. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1886. And, thus mcditat'ng, Nareissa shrank behind the c emati? vines, that made a curtain of natural green across the case ment. Hush! those were surely the rumbling, sonorous tones of the Squire himself! “I s’posa, Ha l, ’ said he, w'th a chuckle, “you consider me too old for that sort o’ thing.” “Well, I don't know,” the good farmer replied, slowly. “Tastes diner i” “But es I’ve took a fancy to the little thing—” "Hum!”said Mr. Hall, doubtfully. “And I’ll give her a real good home. Every bit as good as sha has here.” “I never doubted that. Mr. Silber.” “I ll go hail she’ll be happy with me.” “She ought to be happy with you— sertin, squire.” “Come,” said Silber, insinuatingly, “is it a bargain?” ‘ ‘I can t take it on ms to decide,”, said Mr. Hall, meditatingly! “You must ask Narci-sr your own self, Mr. Silber.” “But you don’t think she’ll object?” “I don’t know,” said Mr. Hall, shaking his head—“l don’t know. Girls are queer. There’s never no telling which way they’ll jump. You askher yourself, I say.” But Nareissa did not wait for the sequel of this strange discussion. Her oheeksbla'cd crimson; her eyes sparkled like jet stars as she caught her pink gingham sunbonnet off its nail behind the kitchen door, and eavlng the jars of garnet-colored sweetness ou the table, sped awav over the daisy-spangled fields to a certain upland meadow, where WaL ter Mill man was harnessing the old horses to a glittering mowing machine. "Nareissa!” he cried, in ama cment. “What's the matter? What has hap pened?” Shu caught nervously at his arm. “Oh, Walter,” said she, “I am sc frightened! I—l don't know what it all means. I don't know what I ought tc do!” H e hung the bridle over an old stump, snd led Nan is?a into the shadow of an umbrella.l.ke oak that grew near the itone fence. “Tell me all about it,” snid he. It was strange how each had settled into his and her rel tive p isition—Nar cissa clinging, trusting, hiding herself, a? it were, under the agis of his protec tion. Walter calmly superior in the midst of his tender sr licitudc. “Why, child,” said he, “theold idiot wants to—marry yon!” Nnrci sa crimsoned to the very roots of her hair. "I thought so,” she whispered. "I was almost certain of it. But—but what am I to do?” ne took both her little cold hands in his. “Don't be frightened, Nareissa.” said he. “You cant marry two people at once, can you.” “No—at least, I suppose not.” “And you’re engaged to me, aren’t you!’ “If you say so,Walter,’’hanging down her head. “I do say so. Narcis«a! And now let metakeyou home. We’ll see whether old Silber is to ha.e everything his own way or not. ” “But the horses, Walter?” “They'll stay h re,contentedly enough, until I come back, pet—never fear. (Jh, by-the-way, Nareissa! little Dorette is in the basket under the hedge. I haven t given her to Alice Jeffreys yet.” “Oh, Walter, do get fter!” whispered Nareissa. "The little, white, fluffy dar ling! I’ve been think ng of her" ever since—ever Eince you went away. And, Wulter" (nervously playing with the button of his cnati, “I told you a horrid story about the parrot. I couldn’t td dure the screeching thing, and Billy Johnson took it away three days ago.” “Nareissa, you are the dearest little girl in the world I” cried the enraptured lover. “No, lam not,” confessed the fair penitent. “I am a cross deceitful, treacherous—" But here the catalogue of sins was cut short with absorbing kisses. S mire Silber, a rubicund and portly gentleman, well on in the forties, sat on the porch, fanning himself and waiting, while Mr. Hall peered restlessly up and down the road. “Here she is now,” said Hall, with a long sigh of relief, as his daughter came up, with .Mr. Milliman carrying her pink sunbonnet as reverently as if were a queen’s crown. “Narcis,a, here's Squire Silber wanting to speak to you.” “Miss Narcirsa—” ingratiatingly com menced the stout gentleman. “It's of no use,” said Nareissa, putting both hands to her little, pink eais. “I never, never will consent 1” “Yes; but won’t you hear me, Miss Nar—” * “No, no, no!" and Nareissa stamped her foot with renewed emphasis. “Hear reason, daughter, ” gently urged the farmer—“hear reason!” •‘But I don’t want to hear reason,” raid Nar issa, almost crying. “He’d be jusi as good to the little i horse a* you yourself would be,”said the farmer; "and SSOO is a price that don’t often come our way. He's going to train her so. a trotter, don't you see?” “To train who?” * said Nareissa. I “What are you ta king about?” “About little Nannie, the bay mare,” ] explained her father. “Squire Silber wants to buv her He’s taken a fancy to her, but I told him she be ong? to you, and it is for you to decide tne matter, j Say yes or say no—l won’t interfere." “(sb, he may have her in we c one! ’’ cried Nareissa, uncertain whether to laugh or cry. “I thought—l supposed —1 don’t know what I did th’nkl” And she ran into the house and hid be h'nd the groat Japanese screen in the best parlor, followed straightway by Water Milliman. “Oh, go away!” she sobbed I feel as if I could sink through a crack in the Door, I am so drendful’y, horribly ashamed of mvtelf. It s all a mistake." “No, it is not,” said Milliman, reas- auringly. “About our being engaged, dearest—that's not a mistake? ” “No, that isn’t a mistake; but—” "Then I don’t care a straw about any thing else,” said Walter, rapturously. “Ana it is a consolation, too, isn’t it, to think that after all old Silber is not such a fool as we took him for? ” “Yes.” said Nareissa, in a low voice, “I think it ie.” —Helen Forrest Grates. Winding np the Owl. In one of the Bowery mu-eiimi, in a wire cage, is a monster owl, with eyes as big as tive-dollar gold pieces. A solemn looking man wandered from the serpent’s den to the owl’s cage, and his eyes met those of the captive bird. As he walked aronnd the cage the big, flat eyes of the owl remained fixed upon him. He kept on, and, while the claws of the bird clutched the rod on which it was perched, the eyes neither winked nor wavered. Three times he made the cir cuit of the cage, keeping his eyes fixed on those of the owl. Then he halted, ?till eyeing the bird, and a perplexed look came over his face. Again he started on, with quicker step, and ar often as he made tho circuit of tho cage he closed one finger of his open hand. After he had doubled over seven fingers an attendant in the museum came up and asked him what it was all about. “Go away,” said the man. without taking his eyes from the owl. and he kept on around till ho had closed the other finger and both thumbs. Then he halted, and, stril keeping his eyes fixed on those of the owl, he said; “I’ve walked around that owl ten times since I counted, and three or foui times before, and he hasn't taken hil eyes off me yet, nor let go tho perch with his claws. He ought to be pretty neai wound up, hadn't he.'” The museum m in thought the stranger was a crank, and went off to attend tc some boys who were pestering the monk eys. With the observation that he could keep on walking as long as the owl could keep turning his head around without letting go his claws, the stranger started on. He made eight or ten more c rquit: and then halted and waited to see th( owl's head tiy back like a piece ol twisted Ind a rubber. But the owl’s eyes rema ned fastened upon him with s placid look. ••Will, that beats me,” said tho man, and he disappe ired down the stairway. What puz. led the man has been a puz zle to naturalists also. Cno of the solu tions is that after each turn the owi’s head flies hack so quickly toat the human eye cannot detect the movement.—zVeu York Hun. Eartliqnake Theories. A Cambridge gentl man, wbo was a member of h j old Association of Aoieri can t eolrgis:s aid Nattnalists. has shown us a la d of interesting data in regard to earthquake*, in which, aftci alter numerous citations of the immense distan es over which certain famous earth pinke? l ave be.n felt, be gives an explanation by i ity-t tissue of the man ner in which pnrtlcl s of a solid ntassof mat erare shaken, wh ch will he appre ciat'd by c ery school boy who ha? seen the exper meut with a row of ivory balls, the rst of which was struck by tho teacher, with the re-ult of knocking away the ball at the other end, while the intervining lulls merely transmit ted the shock witi out bong moved th-m-elvcs. So tho 6hocit pro duced by the head of a pin upen one of the ends of a long beam make? all ts fibers vibra'e and transmits itself dis tinctly to the other end to an attentive ear. According to the law of the trans mission of movement in elastic bidiee, one sect oil of earth not being able to transmit its movements to adjoining sec tions, tends to detach itself from tho shaken mass in the same manner as in the row of elastic balls. Hence the shocks originating August 21 in Greece and Italy travel d under the sea at the rate of ItiO miles an hour, and reached the eastern shores of the United States on the night of Septem ber 1. Though perceptible in Boston they did no damage upon these stern and rock-bound . oasts. But in the vi cinity of Charleston nnd Somerville, S. C., the upper strata of the earth being of a softer and more yielding nature, and affording less resistance to the for wa d movemcn s of the earth waves, the earth crust was violently shaken and pushed out of place. —Boston Adcsrtiser. Precautions Against Bnrginrs. Inspector Byrnes, of tho New York police sud to a Hun reporter: An ounce of prevention to any man who lias a safe may well bo w >. h a pound of care, and that ounce may very readily be applied. Raise your safe npon a solid brick foundation on the floor to a height of two or two and a half feet, and place it where it is exposed to a good light, be fore a wintow, where it can be clearly seen fiom the street, nnd there it wi.l be about ns near to absolute s f.-ty as it is in the nature of things to be. It is al most impossilie for burglars to obtain the time necessary to open any decent safe if it be expos al in that wav. And if you run a bank h ive somebody sleep in the building. .V watchman sleeping in the building will not be of much ac count in preventing a robbery if the burglars get in before he w..kc?, but his having a lodging there will materially affc.tthe putting away of the burglars when they are caught, ns they probably wili be. B.ea'iing into an uninhabited build ng is only puni-hablo bv ten years’ iui risoument but f the building is in habited the priority is twenty years, and the inter sis of the comm inity d maud that nothing shall be over'ooied that w II put the burglar aw y for Ihe longest time po-sibli'. That s where tho use fdlne?aof th ■ somnolent w .tc man comes in. His presence makes the building in ks oi ted.’ SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. By » new process of steaming white wood and submitting it to pre,sura, it can be make so tough as to require a cold chi?el to split it. Hot air. drawn over steam pipes that are heated by exhaust or live steam snd then blown through pipes to various points where It escapes, is a satisfactory method of heating shops. A new signal torpedo, which is shot j backward by a spring being attached to j a sort of cairiage wnich enables it to' slide along the rail, but does not allow I it to 1s 1 off, is to be introduced on the j Australian railroads. It is disappointing to learn that the | eucalyptus has had no visible effect on I the banishment of malaria from the Ro- j man Campsgna. snd that whatever has I been (lone in that direction must be credited to drainage and the ardent rays of Old Sol. Dana finds that the average height of the land above sea level is about 1,000 feet, and that this would probably cover the bottom of the sea to the depth of 375 feet; so that, taking the average depth of 1,500 feet, it would take forty times as much land as exists above scs level to fill the oceanic depressions. American inquisitiveness and ingenu ity united have produced thread from the blossom of the common milk weed, i which has the consistency snd tenacity of imported flax or linen thread, and is produced at a much loss cost. The fib-r is long, easily earddd, and maybe readily adapted to spinning upon an ordinary flax-spinner. It is proposed to drill holes down from the surface into the workings of “fiery mines' to ullow the fire-damp which a cumulates in them to escape much in the same way ns ga? is a lowed to esospe from the natural gi3 wells of Pennsyl vania. The damp would be collected in reservoirs and used as gaseous fuel, wlrle the pits would be freed from danger of explosion. Paper pipes for water and gas have been exhibited in Vienna. They are rolls X from sheets of paper, and coated on the inside with au ei.aiuel of secet composi tion. In winding the paper is soaked in melted asphalt, and the pipe is painted outs de with aspha t va n sh. and dusted over with sand. It is claimed that such a pipe will resist some 2.0C0 pounds in ternal pressure, although the material is only about half an inch thick. hu-sian geographers report that nn tner us lakes in Siberia, c liefly in the Tobolsk and Tomsk pr ivinces, are rap idly diving up aud vilag s now stand on s| o:s covered by extensive sheets of water a h ndred y.ais ago. Lake Tchebakly has shown the most remarka ble change, its ar.a being 3.0 square miles a c? ntury ago, while it now con sists of three small ponds, the Is goat covering not more than live or six square miles. The rest era'ion of color to fahries sin'll from one causa or another have delcriorated in this .e-pe t, b*s sug gested various ? hernia! a; p i ationsand pro- esses, it has been customary to <m plov a nmonia for the purpose of neutral {/in' andi that ha a acc dentally or otherwise destroyed (ho color of the sII r », Ibis being i ecessarily applied im mediately. or the color is u-uaily im er fectly rest >red. An application of chloro for a has the effect of bringing out the colo sas bright as ever. Plush goods, nnd all articles dyed with anil nc colors, faded from exposure to light, resume their original brightness of appear ine* after being sponged with chi .reform; lhecommeicialchloro l 'orm, wh ch is le-s u-aRy than the purified, answers well for phis purpose. The Bill Was Altered. A friend of mine the other day cams to settle for his night's lodging at a little hole in the wall near the railway station in Neuehatcl called the Hotel des Alps. In addition to the charge for apartment, serv.ee. lights, etc., was the item, “Un dejeuner.” I will pnt into plain Eng lish that which followed: “But I didn't order anv breakfast.” “That was no fault of the house, mon sieur.” “Do you mean to tell methat you wish to charge me for breakfast I neither ordered nor nte!” “The breakfast was prepared all tht same, monsieur.” “You pretend that you provide a regu lar table d'hote breakfast every morning and charge lor it whether your guests take it or not?" "Yes, monsieur. See the menu? Here itis,” and the firm, yet polite landlord produced h s tegular “a lacaitc." My friend turned it upside down. Then he care uliy peru ed it. 'ihen he said: “How much of this do you serve as yourr gulnr breaks st?" "Anything you like, mouseinr.” “Very w.ll. Receipt the bill, and, as I am to pay for a breakfast, please God, I will cat it. Bring me a fillet of beef with mu-hrooms, a half chicken grille, an omelet and a pint of ( bab is. I shall wait over until the next tra n.” Mine host of the Hotel des Aips looked first stupefied and then disgusted, snd finally gra ping tho situation, he ran into his offiCL'.altered the hi 1 in conform ity with the facts, and hurrying back, cried: “Here, monseiur, hers is youi bill quite correct—six francs, thirty-five centimes and you will just have time te catch jour train.”— Usury Wetter ton. A very good impression of any article of met 1 in ing a fiat, ornanjenlai -ur« lace mn be taken bv wet ing 8 ml' not* pacer w.t’i the toncU an i s noking it over ag .8 flume. I’h * article is then pressed upon tli; -moked pa t vhen, ’ the u aeration be earefu ly c nducted, a o ear i npress on wfill appear. This can ne m de permanent by drawi g th* ( uper through milk and afterward dry jug it. Term $1.50 per Aim Single Copy 5 cents. ... K DEVOTION. Jn*t m tba bill crowned lake reflects the n\y That o'er it bends—shines blue whan it li blue. fa gray when dim and hoary clouds float by, And bright when sunset limns a gorgeous hue The tapestries of eve with crimson dye, And gleams when night's soft dusky hands renew The heaven's star-studded diadem on high. Whose million jewels glisten clear and true. • So is reflected in a maiden's eye, through lashes long or drooping eyelids shy, Each changing mood cf him whom sho loves best; Whether in sorrow dim or gladness bright. Lore shines with constant and devoted light Through her soul's windows, ever self-con fessed! -John M. Cameron, in CurrouL HUMOR OF THE DAY. A sling at beauty meins a jaw forever Lowell Citizen. A double-shell race—Clams and oya kers.—Hartford Times. The man who wanted the earth has concluded to take water. — Lowell Citizen. Barbers, like editors, do a considerable amount of head work.— Procidence Ttlz jram. The man who goes around the streets with a 6cythe is looking for mower work. — Merchant- Traveler. “Struck down,” as the barber said when he shaved the crop of fuzz from a youth ■ chin. An e\chan."e asks : “Where are we to look for our rising young men? ’ Not in the street car, anyhow.— PMlade'j/hii Call. “Tiamp—“l have loit an n~m, sir: will— *’ Pas er by (in great haste)— “Sorry, but I ha.en t seen anything of It.” —Sew York bun. “Pitch your voi e in a low key,” says a wrter ou etiquette. But ho*r about when ore is shouting to stop the last car at night,— Boeion Courier. By some remarkable oversight the views of Mr. -lohn L. Sullivan on the proper management of mi Is his not yet b en reported.— Hue on Post. It is very strr n?o that a boy's hinds bl ster o much ooner when h? is v oid ing a hoe than they do when he sw i a baseball bat. Texas SiftinQu “Papa,” asked little Johnny, “what does embodiment of unmiUgated a inin iry mean? ' “it me inn the other feil jw," replied his pi, who is a politician.—Mer chant Train tr. “A cucumber four feet long is on ex hibition at Waterloo, lowa.” The m»D who u' dertakf j s to k lock out this vprdant esculent in aduzen rounds will meet his “Waterloo.-iV rris'wrn 11 ra'd. Watchmaker—“ Whit can I do foi you, >lad m?' 011 1 uly d spaying a I cndulum of a ch ck:—“This e-ky thing wo ) t go. an’ I th night I d bring it around au’ have ye nx it/*—Acta Yuri bun. “Come w'th me. l'ttle maU," Ki-id a dude on > a ad ■. “We’ll have lo.e in a : t. I a.u very lond ot tea. And that s »rt ot thing, you saa.” “1 will not. £?i-,' ?a d she, “Hy with theo; Tou're too mu h or a po-vll* for me." —A ew Ycr . Journal. Grant’s Inauguration Rail. General Grant at fir-t positively de clined to attend tho ball go ten up in honor of his in iuzucation. but was per suaded to reconsider his determine, on. Tne use of the n.w north wing cf tho Tream y was secured and was well idipted for the festivities, although much trouble resulted from the employ ment of the colored messengers as attend ants in the cloak rooms. They received wrappings and gave out checks with alsority. But when people came later in the evening snd presented those checks it soon became evident that many of the messengers could not l ead figures, and the corresponding wrappings were not forthcoming. After fretting a while some of the indignant guests insist! d on persons'ly hunting up their property in the room, snd the contents of the pigeon holes were soon piled in heaps on the foor. When the managers were in formed of this mixing up of coats, shawls, overshoes, snd hats into a mis cellaneous m dley they sent one of their ' number to straighten out matters. But as he was making his way up the crowded staircase he heard ;,ust above him the shrill voice of Mr. Greeley inquiring for i “one of tie b!umed f”ols who have ttn : dertsken to manage this affair” with so much earnestness that the alarmed man ager quietly puled o f his gorgeous badge, turned altout, snd left tits build ing. gla i to . ee from the wrath to come. 1 do not suppose that there was ever a more angry, more di gated, or more profane crowd in Washington then those who had to trudge to their hot D or their homes that cold night without their wrapping..— Ben: Per ley Po/rt. Songs for Meat. In Tune. 1851, I was one of the guard) looking after about eleven hundred Fed eral prisoners capture i by Forrest at Tishomingo Creek. On cur way t> An dcrtonville we had short rations. Among the prieoticrs was a ,olly captain, anc sach a singer. After every song h« I would call for “Meat, meat.” I shai never forget the first verse of one of hit songs: “ Tbs tun was rlaing In the east, To dry the leaves of morning: Tbs little bird, b.-ean to ,ing. Rejoiced at it, retarniur. “ We ’.eft the poor fellows in wretched Andertonville, return ng to act our part in tne grand “Minic b 11” in fro t of At lanta, given by i’rofessors Hood and | Sherman.

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