FUN.
Another thrifty animal ia the anake.
He ran always make both enda meet.
The coid-wavo flag carries a black
lorcnge in the center. Thia ia for bron
chitia.
Lore ia an old, old htory, yet few of
the girla murmur “chestnut” when they
hear it — Epoch. .
“I get your views,” as the constable
said when he levied on a stereoscopic
show.— Sifting,.
Family Physician -“I am afraid you
have been eating too much cake and
sweet stuff. Let me see your tongue.”
Little girl—“Oh, you can look at it, but
it wont tell.” —Springfield Republican.
It ia aaid that the great, and only Bar
num ia shaking handa with himaclf over
tho proposed revision of the tariff. Mr.
Barnum imports more roar material than
ane other man in the country. —New
York Sun.
It is stated that Noah Webster first
conceived the idea of his dictionary
while on a visit to Boston. lie heard so
many big words there which he did not
understand that he felt the need of one.
—Arte York World.
“No, thank you, stranger,” said the
gentleman from Dakota,as the car porter
offered him the dressing room comb; “I
never could play on one of them things.
I ain’t what you'd call musical, an’ my
moustache everlastingly tears the paper.’l
A young lady in Chicago acknowl
edges that she is anxious to marry an In
dian chief. Ail the Indian chiefs whose
names arc in the Chicago Directory have
been seen, and they smile sadly, but reso
lutely refuse to be interviewed. —Lowell
Cittern.
An old skin-flint was looking for a
furnished room: “What will you charge
me for th ; s one for a week?” he asked.
“Three dollais.” “I’ll give you two.”
“No, sir.” “Come, let me have' it for
that; the days are so short now. —New
York Star.
Husband (exasperated)—What in the
mischief did you do with the snow shovel
I brought home last night? Wife—
What did you expect I would do with it,
John? I tied a red ribbon around the
handle and put it in the parlor. —Duluth
Paragrapher.
An object six feet high cannot be seen
at a distance of ten miles, owing to the
curvature of the earth, which is said to
be seven inches to the mile. Why it is
that the notice, “Shut the door,” cannot
be seen at a distance of ten inches has
never been explained. —Omaha World.
First Gentleman—“Seothat cab horsel
Well, he was once the celebrated race
horse !■ licet Anchor, but now he is only
the cab Excelsior.” Second Gentleman—
“ What on earth do they eallhim Excelsior
fori” First Gentleman—“ Because he
stands for hire. Ta-ta.”— Harper', Bae tr.
When Does Spring Begin?
In New England we call it midwinter.
It is wintry out of doors, yet the season
has really turned, and spring Ins set out
on her travels over the land. In about a
week after Christmas she lands on tho
top-end of Florida and the coast of
Texas, way down by the Rio Grande.
The precise date at which the change
comes is the 21st of December. After
that day is spring. It may be cold
weather all over the country cast of tho
Rocky Mountains. There may lie snow
ns far down south as Charleston or Mem
phis, while the mountains round Chatta
nooga arc white almost down to the low
valleys, (still farther south the ground
may bo wet, cold, and the air chilly.
For nil that, it is really spring.
The big star on which we live Ins be
gun to change its position. It looks to
ward that great star wc call the sun, in a
different direction. Every shadow in
the Union grows shorter at noon, day by
day. The days grow slowly longer, and
the sun sets every night a little more to
the right ns you face the sunset. In spite
of stormy wind, and snow like wool, and
hoar frost scattered like morsels, the aver
age tem|M'rsture slowly rises.
The first buds begin to swell ’wav
down in Florida, the first green grass
socu appears on the coast of Texas.
The fringe of green grows wider and
wider. The first birds arrive on the
coast a'ong the Gulf of Mexico. Then
more arrive, and finding the i oasts filled
up with the neats, they fly over and
settle a little ba-k from the water. Then
more fly over the first patt, aud begin to
build nests further up from the south.
The green w ave of grass spreads up tho
Mississippi and along the const of
Georgia. Os what help is it to us to
know this? In the north it is winter out
of doors till April. Down cellar, by the
furnace, you find a potato resting, pei
haps, near a damp spot on the floor.
The potato knows it is Spring, and even
in the dark opens its eyes and begins to
grow. This brings us to a hint of the
truth. The spring really begins soon
after Christmas, and all plants and
animals know it. Even the muskrat,
asleep in the woods, begins to dream
about it.— WHe-Awnk.
With a great overland route across Si
beria, such as the new railroad the Rus
sian government proposes to build, that
country will be able to dominate Very
largely Asiatic commence.
A Sign la tha Moos.
There is, perhaps, no better known
Irnar prognostic than that referred to in
the old Scotch ballad of Sir Patrick
Spens:
•• O ever alack! my master dear.
I fear a deadly storm.
I saw the new moon late yestreen,
Wi’ the auld moon in her arm;
And if ye 1o son, maister,
I fear wiir suffer harm.”
Chamber*, in “The Book of Days,”
says that to see “the old moon in th*
arms of the new one ” is reckoned a sign
of fine weather—another curious example
of how saying* get twisted; but in that
statement he is quite wrong. The appear
ance is almost universally held to be a
sign of bad weather. Two explanations
have been offered to account for the
prognostic, in cayh of which there is un
doubtedly a measure of truth. When tho
moon appears “ new ” to us, the earth
would appear “ full ” to the lunar inhabi
tants, if there were any; and wlmt causes
the dark part of the young moon
to be dimly visible is its reflection
of the brilliant earth-shine. The
earth, however, will not always
shine with equal brilliance, even
when the same amount of surface is illu
minated, for obviously clouds reflect
more light than either land or sea.
Hence, when an unusual illumination of
the night-side of the moon is apparent,
it shows that the earth-shine is excep
tionally strong, which in turn is an indi
cation of the presence of a large amount
of cloud in our atmosphere. Further,
as a moment’s consideration will prove,
the cloud era must lie to the west of us,
the direction from which we receive
most of our storm ; so that the apparition
of the old moon in the arms of the new,
virtually means th it there are vastcloud
banks over the North Atlantic ocean
which, in all probability, are drifting
up to us, and will, before long, bring
us “dirty” weather. lam not dis
posed to go so far as Mr. John
Aitken, who, in a paper recently read
before the royal society of Kdinburgh,
the use of the moon’s dark
limb as an “ outlying signal station,” but
it is satisfactory to know that this vene
rable prognostic has a sound physical
basis, and is worthy of respect as ever
it was.— Longman's Magazine.
The Origin of Leap Year.
The custom observed every four ~ y»
of permitting tue fairer sex to assume'thc
right and prerogatives appertaining to
their brothers during the remaining
three is a very ancient one, according to
a New* York World correspondent. When
it originated is not definitely known, but
a law enacted by the Parliament of Scot
land in the year 128>> is doubtless the first
statutory recognition of tho custom.
That law was as follows: “It is statut
and ordaintthat during the nine of Her
Maist Blissit Mcgestie, ilk fourth year,
known asLcrp e.ir, ilk maiden ladyeof
baith high and low cstait shall hael berty
to bespeak ye man she likes; albeit, gif
he refuses to tak hir to be his wyfe, he
shall be mulcted in ye smnme of ane
dundis or less, as bis cstait moit be, ex
cept and awts gif he can inak it appear
that he is betrothit to ane ithcr woman,
that he then shall be free. ’’
Much of the color blindness that is be
coming quite common is raid to be
caused by the use of tobacco, w hich, be
ing a narcotic, benumbs the nerves.
Sometimes tlic victim loses sight alto
gether. But is is noticeable, rays the
Graphic , that the old smokers are the
fastidious about the co'ors which tho
tabacconists give their cigars.
Beautiful woman, from whence came thy
bloom. ,
Thv beaming eye. thy features fair?
Whit kindly hand on thee war laid—
Endowing thee with lieauty rare?
“ ’Twas not ever thus,” the dame replied,
‘‘Once pale this face, these features I gild.
The ‘Favorite Prescription’ of Dr. Pierce
Wrought the woiideious change which you
behold.”
Sixteen counties in Michigan, all that have
thus far vote! under tin local option law,
have given majorities in favor of prohibition.
When Catarrh lias strong hold on
th • system Taylor's Ihfcpitul Cure. Uftl B way
New York, reaches, by means of the Nebuli
zer, the very seat of the trouble.
The best cough medicine is Pino's Cure f< r
Consumption. Hold everywhere. 25c.
/For The Nervous
The Debilitated
The Aged.
Medical and ncbntiflf rkill has at larf rolvM fhr
Problem of the lotig Df-eded iiicdirlne for the tier
vow, debilitated, and the aged, by combiui'ig tlse
beet nerve tonic*. OHeqr and One*, with other efb c.
tlve retnedien. which, fWtltwr gently but efTWntilly
on th« kidneye. liver and bowel*, mriw »«>*•,
restore strength an 1 n*m-w vitality, This medicine la
(■ ■(.Rines
£iS r Y,
*• Qmjiound
It fills a place heretofore nnoempied. and martra
a new era tn the treatment mt nervon* tioiiblcs.
Overwork. anxiety. lay the foundation off
nervona pmstrattou sod fsaakne**. and nieriHim
has shown that the usual twmedio* do not mend the
strain and i-sralj at* of the nervous system
tUrommendMl by profamonsl and boriaeif men.
•had for circulars.
. Price Si ,00. *"M by dm#viat«.
Wells, hichardson «. co., Prot* io*r,
HUMJrfPTON vt
The jubilee memorial to Queen Victoria in
favor of prohibiting the sale of liquor on
Sunday has just lieen lmnded in. It was
signed by l.liW.Wts women, and is said to be
the largest over twe-ient*t.
*3OO Reword.
If you suffer from dull heavy headache, ob
struction of the nasal passages, discharges fall
ing from the head into the throat, sometimes
profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick,
tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and
putrid; if the eyes ait' weak, watery, and in
flamed; and there is ringing in the tars,
dei filess, hacking or coughing to dear the
throat, ex | >cc to ration of offensive matter, to
get hep with seal** from ulcers; the voice be
inir changed and having a nasal twang, the
breath offensive; smell and taste impaired;
experience a sensation of dizziness, with men
tal depression, a hacking cough, and general
debility, then vou are suffering from chronic
nasal catarrh. Only a few of the above named
symptoms are likely to be present in any
one case at. one timo, or in one stage of the
disease. Thousands of cases annually, with
out manifesting half of the alxive symptoms,
result in consumption, and end in tlte grave.
No disease is so common, more deceptive and
dangerous, less understood or more unsuc
ceesfully trea’ed by phvsicians, The manu
facturers of Dr. Sage’s Cutarrh Remedy offer,
in good faith, #so*) reward for a case of ca
tirdi which they cannot cure. The Remedy
is s* ?ld by druggists at only 50 cents.
An amendment to tho Jowa prohibitory
law, adowing liquors to besold for medicinal,
mechanical, scieiitifi.; and sacramental pur
pns y by only a limited number of regularly
appointed government agent*, has been in
tro* luced into the lowa legislature.
‘‘Golden at morning, silver at noon, and
lead at night,” is the old saying alKiut eating
oranges. But there is something that is
right ly named Golden, and can be taken with
Is-petit at any hour or the day. This is Dr.
Fierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, literally
worth its weight in gold to any one suffering
with scrofulous affections, impuri'ies of the
blood, or disease of the liver and lungs. It is
unfuiiiug. Bydiuggists.
The last aud the present Congresses are
said to l*» the most sober houses that have
ever blessed our nation. Blit the rule pro
hibiting the s ile of intoxicant* within the
limits of the Capitol grounds, p issed in 1837,
und amended in 18C7 by adding a penalty for
violation, has never been enforced.
RHEUMATISM.
T he Case Stated.- Jan v nth, 1883. Messrs.
George C. O.sgood & Co., druggists, Lowell,
Mass., wrote to the undersigned as follows:
“Mr. Lewis Dennis, No. 136 Moody street,
wishes to recommend St. Jacobs Oil, and
desires especially to say that:
“Own Roiun.son, of Grantville, Mass., a
boy of 12 years, came to his house in the
rummer of I*Bl walking on crutches, his
h’ff lc4 being bent at the knee for over two
months, and could not Is? lientback. Mr. '
Dennis had some St. Jacobs Oil in the house,
and gave it to him to rub on his knee. In
six davs he had no use for hi* crutches, and
went home well without them, as he has
been ever since.”
Corroborative and Conclusive Testimony.
—Lowell. Mass., July I**7. —Gentlemen:
Mr. Lewis Dennis has just called upon me, i
:i’:d informs me that the hoy < >rin Robinson,
who was a poor cripple on crutch***, and
was cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881; the
cure has remained permanent. The young
man has been ami is now at work at manual
lalior; tho case certainly proves the efficacy of
St. Jacobs Oil.—Dr. Gico. C. Osoood, M. D.
Sold by Druggietn and Dealer» F.t'cryxchcre.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimoro. Met.
Tli** Gr«*iit Solo 11 :i union ini Accordin'*.
You can learn *•> plav it in oil” hour. St nt prepaid
S >l> V1..11*1 outfit price ser.Hl. V good nnt!
r liable Accordion for s UIO. Send stamp* for eat
nt •gilt*. Mindcal Merchandise, .'*o Host !ttli St. New York
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Will Color One to Four Pounds
Os Dress Goods, j F °J*
Garments, > Ifj
Yarns, Rags, etc. J cent?.
A Child can use them!
Hie PUREST, STRONGEST and FASTEST
of .ill Dyes. Warranted to Dye the most goods, and
five the best colors. Unequalled for Feather*, Rib
bons, and all Fancy Dyeing. 33 leading colors.
They also moke the Best and Cheapest
WRITING INK \ ONE QUART
LAUNDRY blue; IO Cents.
Directions for Coloring Photographs and a colored
Cabinet Photo, as sample, sent for loeents.
Ask druggist for Hook and Sample Card, or write
WELLS.JHCHARDSON & CO., Burlington,Vt.
Y r Gilding or Bronzing Fancy Articles. USB
DIAMOND PAINTS.
v.old. Silver, Bronze, Copper. Only IO Cent*.
Will Save .lloui*jr«
Wr Time. Pain TriiuM *
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CATARRH
Ely's Cream Balm
Applviiahii iwt*>**u' li ms-tri I
1 My Hr.”*., ”T. Greenwich St. N Y
(PCI* M * «••*. mm>*»*i«m woruj ft JO. VItSS
JNw® Lines not m.der ih* liorse's fact. Writ®
Ww Brewster Belli Holder iWi.. Holly. Mt<*t
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A Great Medical Work (or Young
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I 4»*|M«|lt'll* Pliv»t*’lan MofM dotii one mil i**n op*.
•out. it ir ..I** upon Jlmou* an I I'lirM .tl HetMliiy
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* iic**r sml lni|Mir*t*»*» **f ih<* lil**oi. «n*l Uu* unuilit
mi i’r’ei • oi»».*<pieMt t n*r. <»n U'liilnnn in p»-m.
# ii*«'«iidi*l ••m’.o.i* il Bin mi!, fnil Slit- WNrrMi.l*-d
th*' lH**»i popular ttiN'lh'st • realise t>*i»ll«lu-d in |lo
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UUliy Writ® (A'lAl/OOli:,
Anns j i firaham Sun o«.,rSJlca 4k
If Haferrn from Cansuraptfon,
Scro'itla, Bronchiti*, and General T )ebility
will try Hc<-»tt’b EMULHiowof CoJ L lrer Oil
with llypophoKphifceH, they will find Immedi
ate relief and perminate benefit. The Medi
cal ITofewtion un:ver*ally declare it a remedy
of the gr«>atest value and very palatable.
Reed: “I have used Scott’s Emulsion in sev
eral cases of Scrofula and Debility in Chil
dren. Result* most gratifying. My little
patients t*keit with pleasure.”—W. A. Hul-
EEitT, M. D., Salisbury, 111.
Itching Pile*.
Symptomn— Moisture; intense Itching and
stinging; worse by scratching. If allowed to
continue tumors form, which often bleed and
uleera*e, Incoming very sore. Swaynb’s
Ointment stops the itching and bleeding,
heals ulceration, and in many cases removes
the tumors. Equally efficacious in curing all
Skin Diseases. DR. SWAYNE & SON, Phil
adelphia Sent by mall for 50 cts. Also sold
by druggists.
If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Thomp
son’s Eye-water. Druggists soil at2sc. per 1 Kittle
Cannunipllon Surelf Cured,
To the Editor;—Please in for n your readers
that I have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely u«e thousands
of hopeless cases have l*«n permanently
cured. 1 shall be glad to send two bottles of
my remedy frks to any of your readers who
have consumption if they will send me their
Express and P. O. address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM. M. D.. 181 Pcatl St.. N. Y.
DR. KILMER’S
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II Vnu feel ns though water was gathering
IT I Ull m ound the heart, or have heart dropsy,
il Vnu have Vertigo, dizzy attacks, ringing in
II I Ull ears, disposed to nervous prostration,
ap|KJpl<’.vy, sliou-k or sudden death,
II V«.i have Neuralgia, Numbness in arms or
il I Ull limbs, darting pains like Rheumatism.
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OTJR FIELD OF SUCCESS.
The treatment of Disease* of
NASAL IHROAT tbo ' 1 r Passage* and EungM, such
nAOHLy IIMUAI chroll | e catarrh ill the Head,
AUn EaryngltlN, Hrouchilis, Asthma,
■ n u and Consumption, both through
I IIHC cnrrc*|»ondt*nce and at our Institutions,
Llinn UIvLAOLO, constitute* an important specialty.
We publish three wpnrato books on
Nnsul, Throat and Lung Diseases, which give much valuable in
formation, viz: (1) A Treatise on Consumption, laryngitis and
Bronchitis; price, post-paid, ten cents. (2) A Treatise on Asthma,
or Phthisic, giving new and successful treatment; price. iw»st
paid. ten cents. (3) A Treatise on Chroulc Catarrh in the licud;
price, post-paid, two cents.
Dyspepsia, “Elver Complaint,” Oh
lIISFASFS OF stlnate Con*tlpatlou, Chronic lllar
uiot.no 1.0 ur rhea> Tape-worms, and kindred affections,
(liprcTinU ur*- among those chronic disease's in tin* sue-
UIULOIIUN. ccssful treatment of which our siieeialist* have
attained great sueows. Our Complete Treatise
on Diseases of the Digestive Organs will he sent to any address
on receipt of ten cents in postage stamps.
""‘"if i"”l HKIGHT’M DISEASE, DIABETES, ami
IinMFY kindred maladies, have bw-n very largely treated.
and cures effected in thousands of cases which
niOCKCt had been pronounced beyond hope. These dis-
UIOL3OLO, cases ur** readily diagnosticated. »»r determined,
by chondral analysis of the urine without a
personal examination of patients, who ran, therefore,
f morally bo *urce**fully treated at tlielr home*.
ho study and practice of chemical analysis and microscopical
examination of the urine In our consideration of casca, with
reference to correct diagnosis. In which our institution long ago
became famous, has naturally led to a very extensive practice
in diseases of the urinary orguns.
These diseases should be treated only by a special-*
hAHTIfIN I ,Kt thoroughly familiar with them, and who is coin
ununun. | to uncertain tin- exact condition and stage
of advancement which the disease lias made
(which can only bo ascertained by a careful chemical an<! micro
scoplcal examination of the urine), for medicine* which are
curative in one stage or condition do jumittve injury in others.
Being In constant receipt of numerous inquiries for a complete
work on the nature and curability of these maladies, written in a
Style to he easily understood. we have published a large, lllus
trated Treatise on these diseases, which will be sent to any ad
dress on receipt of ten cents in itostage stamps.
A. ...r. HFLAMItIATION OF THE READ-
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. « ravel. Enlarged Prostate Gland,
niQFACFQ Retention of Vlrlne, and kindred affee-
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of which our s|M*elalists have achieved extraor
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of strictures. many of them greatly ngir*H\ ab d
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urinary nstuire, snd other mmnlicntlnn*. annually consult us for
relief and cure. That no ease of this class Is too difficult for the
skill of our specialists Is proved bv cure* reported In our lllits
tratiHl treatise on these maladies, to which we refer with pride.
To Intrust this class of eases to physicians of small experience,
ia a dangerous proceeding. Many a man haa been mined fr» r
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Makes the Weak Strong
If you feel tired, weak, worn out or run down
from hard work, by impoverished condition of
the blood, or low itnto of the ejrstem, you should
take Rood’s Hnruparllla. The i>eoiiliar toning,
purifying and vitalizing *|ualUlee of thla zucoeazful
medicine are noon felt throughout the entire zys
tem, expelling dlzcium and giving quick, healthy
action to every organ. It tone* the stomach,
creates an appetite, and rouse* the liver and
kidneys. Thousands who have taken It with
benefit, testify that Hood's Sarsaparilla " makes the
weak strong.”
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
**l havo taken not quite a bottle of Hood’s Bars*
parllla, and must say It Is one of the best medicine*
for giving an appetite, purifying the bio**! and regu
lating the digestive organs, that I ever heard of. It
did me a great deal of good.”—Mrs. N. A. Bta*L*y,
Canostota, N. Y.
"I took Hood's Barsapnrllla for loss of appetite,
dyspepsia and general languor. It did mo a vast
amount of good, and 1 h ive no hesitancy In recom
mending It.”—J. W. WiLLxroBD, Quincy, lIL
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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alfsctfbns, foul breath, offen«4ve odors, sore throat, B PoviiirMPTinN <’hilflr#»n
diphtheria, cold In tha head, ask for “Roush os ■ DONSITM FT ION. Lllliaren
Catabru •* Me. Drug. K. 8. Wuz, Jersey City, N. J. ■ t&ke It Without Objection.
YOUNG I ,iyalldrUSi;iS “ B - “*■
/\ Y- SJ long ** you can, its- ■
/ J(A lA> .\ vent tendency lowrln- Jb|, W
/l"iwkl**s or ageing of tbs EfuPtoRCA
J "kin by umng CURIS WHERE All £ISE lAHS.
r EA . URE „ t i LE ?,!!;
WwW&fc '•* S^S , 'SSSSS“ I S? ni Gr«*t tnglishGout iml
'I Blair SrlllS, Rh '“"y>^
ReSS | CURE FITS!
ifr -j cu y , I. J. ■ wW■ ■ ™ ■ ■ ■
When 1 say curs I do not mean merely to stop UHS
lor a time and then have them return again. I mean a
_, ____ radical cure. 1 have raid” the diseeao of FITS, hPILr
OCCnO GIVEN AIVa V. A p’*V Mixed or FALLING SICKNESS a lifelong
r lower See*l**(s>>klndK), with PaKK's ear rent my remedy to cure the won*’ casre. Ileoaaaa
wMNF VFI/tSU Ooide, II for 2 Stamps Kv ethers have failed is uoresem f**r not now leoetviog •
eiy dower lover d’Ught* d Tell all your friends. cure. Send at once for » treatise and a Free B»Ule
O. W. I’akk. Fannettsiiurg, Pa. as my infallible r**me*!y. Give Kspmes aud Poet Ofiee.
Ursend at once. Tills notice will not ap pea regain. ffiTtol. ROOT. M. C.. 183 Pewrl St. Now Vsrk.
1 A ‘H4WH*W , I“H’W
The man who hai* lnv**stwl from three MJA M e off* r the man win* wants service
to five dollars in a ltubber Coat, and ("<* style) a garment tliat will keep
at his first half hours experience In AM A ■■■ ■■■ l»m dry in t*< hardest "t*Tiii. It is
« storm finds to his sorrow that it Is wMkM Lg I calk’d T'dVKK'S FIMI I'.LANH
hanlly u better protection than a inos- WW ■ ••BLICKER," a name familiar tv every
qalto netting, not only feels chagrined m w m Cow-boy all over the land. With them
at being so badly taken in, but also ■ ■■■SR ■ the only perfect Wind and WatHMSsf
feels If he d«*e» not look exactly like Ulu Coat Is “Tower's Fidi Brand Slicker."
Ask lor tha M FISH BRAND** Slickkr I Ik I W and take no oUn-r. Ifycur siorehes prr
docs not have the KtsiißßAKU.sendfordescrlptivecatalogue. A. J.Tovkii, A)Himioons Rnstnn.
Epileptic C’onvulslons. or Fits, Pa.
NtHvOUS raljsls, or I’al-y, I.o* n motor Ataxia,
n St. Vitus’s Dunce, Insomnia, «>r inabilttv
(||CFJLQCO t 4» sleep, ami threatened insanity. Nervous
uiukftufeo. Debility, and every variety of nervous affee.
tlon, are treated by our specialist* tor these dis
eßS**s with unusual succeas. Bee numerous case* rcfMtrttvl in «»ur
different illustrated pamphlet* on nervous disease*, any one of
which will be sent for ten cents in poster stami**. when rctpicst
lor them is aceomixuiH-il with a statement of a case for <-onsult«-
tion, so that we may know which one of our Treatbiiw to m n«i.
We have a B|K*cial Department, drvnhd
UISFASFS DF r/rltisttv/g to tlie tnutm. nt of Dimvisc* of
wiuLHDLii ur Women. Every ease consulting our s|*L‘ialists,
Ufnyry whether l»y letter or in fs teon, is given the
TfUELn. most earelul and considerate attention. Im
p< i mot cases (and we get tew which liave not
sln-ady bufll. d the skill of all the home physicians) hate the N m tit
of a lull ('ouncil of skilled *|M-ci*lists. Itoom* for ladn* in the
Invalids* Hotel and Burgicui Institute an- \ery private. Sw<t
b’li cents in Htani|i* for our Complete Treatise on Distasts of
Women, illustruti-d with wcnml-cu!* and colored plat« s (MO |wges>.
HERNIA ißrsach), or KI PTI HI , D o
lIAUIuAL UURt mutter of how long standing, or of w t.at *« ,
n is promptly and perDiaiientl) rurrd by
OF nIIPTIIRF ol,r sJ h<| mlim*, %« lilt out Ike kutte and
wi iiwiiunb. without dependence upon Irowse*.
Abundant references. Bend ten eents for
our Illustrated Tn*atise.
I*II.EM, FINTI'IijE, and otlar dit-use* nffuting the lower
iMiwels, are treated witii womhi ful sueciss. The worst ctux s of
|>ile tumors, are |*ermanently cured in liftcen to twenty dsva.
Send ti n o uts lor Illustrut.d Tn-atise.
ui rilf Organic weakness, nervous debility, piematurs
■HI decline of the manly pow» in, involuntary tuna*.
• as Impaired memory, menial anxiety, atwemv- ..f
■CM wil|-|H»wer. no lanenoly. weak hack, and all affec
inkn. tions arising from t«>nthful indistretion* and r.
Hi clout, solitary practices, are nistdily. thmoughiy
and permanently cured.
We, many years ago. iwtaldislud a Bpedal D« |Hirtm«nt for the
treatment or the*** diH'ttses, under the management of some of
skillful pb> Hi' iun* and surgeon* on our Stuff, in otd4*r
that all who apply to us might weave all tin- ad\antag«-s of a
full Councii of the imiM experi< ne«d siHiialists.
Mfr (lrrm w ‘* nff, * r 1,0 *P«>*"ffy for d* voting so much
VTL Urrtn attention to this ticgkdcd class of ds-wnew.
U . believing that no condition of Iniinaruty is
NO APOI OCY bM ' wretched to merit the symiatth) and
, _ ww best service# of th«“ noble profession to
Which we Is-long. Why any uadioml man.
• intent on doing good and ailcvtntlng suffering, should shun
such eases, we cannot imagine. Why an> «»«•• should coigndor
I it otherwise than most honorable to cun* the worst nw* of
these diseases, we cannot understand ; and yet of all the ottw r
nmladks which afflict mankind there is prot«hly none about
which physician* In general practice know so little. We shall.
, th«*rrfore, continue, as hmtoftiC*. U> tnst with our last <*»■».
I sideratlon. sympathy, and skill, nil applicants who aw suffenuj
, from any of th«se delicate diseawa.
Pugg ft it ttaiir Moat of th*s«> essis ran t«c treatid by us when
vUntu IT lIUML at n distare«* ns well as if here in person.
A Complete Treatise fin pngrat on these delicate disease*
sent vAlftl, tn jilntn snrvVrf w, trrurf front •>lmrrrotUm, on receipt
of only ten e»*nta. In rtamp*. for postage. All WatenH>nfs mad**
snd secret* eonAded to us will be held to he mctrtUy c»nJkirnUal
All letters of Inquiry, or of consultation, should be addressed to
WOlirt DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION.
H*. Main ««., -rrrAi.o, Tg
At this season, as spring appmachew. a good relia
ble tonic aud purlfl* r 1» needexl by uveryhndy.
Hoofl’s Sarsaparilla Is peculiarly adapted f»*r this
purpose and becomes more popular every year.
I Try it this spring.
"When I t**ok Hood's Sana parllla that heaviness
In my stomach left; the *lullne*s In my he id and the
, gloomy, despondent feeling I b*ga n
1 to get stronger, my blood gained better circulation,
i the coldness In my hands an* l feet left me and my
i kidneys do not bother me as before."-!!. W. Hull,
Attorney at Law, MUleraburg, G.
Health and Strength
**A year ago I suffeml from Indigestion, had terri
ble headache•, verv little appetite; In fact, seemed
completely broken down. On taking Hood’s Kama
, j axilla I began to improve, and now I have a good
appetite, and my health Is excellent compare*! t*»
what It was. lam l»etter In spirits, am not troubled
, with c*»|*l feet or hands, and am entirely cure*! of in
; digestion.”—Umax Max*WO. Newburgh. Orange
■ County, N. Y.
N. B.—Be sure to get only
A PLEASANT
REMEDIAL fIOME.
FULL STAFF OF
EXPERIENCED PHYSICIANS i SURGEONS.
Many CHRONIC HiSFASF.H »ac*
ccstofully Treated witliont a
Personal CouHultation.
otitoin our knowlc<lgo of the patient's *iis
f' eos*’ by the application, to the practice of
medicine, of well-established principk'S of modern
science. Tho most ample resources for treating
ling*’ring or chronic diseases, and the greatest
skill, arc thus plueed within the easy reach of
invaluls, however distant they may reside. Writs
and describe your symptoms, inclosing ten ccntl
In stami»g, and a eonipk'te treatise, on your par
ticular diM’ase, will be sent you, with our opin
ion as to its nature and curability.