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tell it lit a joke,
ltat bin version
quite minnes the
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Q yjf'JJ mmifl the incident
lioa public. If
yon fill out Wick
ens's account with
tb observation
t t more dmintereste 1 ftpectatorn ami
llie broken Mory which the hero tells,
and consider it theu, iu the uiaas ami
yiupathetically, remembering your
wn youth, yon will have a ntory that
I not ti l) laughed at.
It happened iu lirooklyn and it be
Ran ou that evening when Ilahlwiu'n
landlady and bin roommate, Wirkenn,
i rerl in connnltation that nomething
ai amin with l'.ahlwiu. He main
tained an irritable nilence. IIo rc
fitted hii fo)'l. He alafaoinl tin
Toora. He answered "No"' wherever
the monosyllable could be made t
rerrn l.iui. Vet these ayuiptoins arc
i-nruinon to no many mental maladies
flint it was irupoBMblo to diagoni.o
Ihe cuko to a prescription. Ik wonld
le no.'OMary to know that while Le
t with Wirkena, ofter supper, in
tlieir common room, staring nt the
flowered paper on the wall, hi body
I est i?d buily in tbe nrnpio embrace of
a fat armchair, but bis thought was
llitliug through the cteruity of years
that are yet to be added to the axe of
t'.ie oi l gray-beard earth, ami the eye
of bis imagination beheld time' toy,
thi worl I, spinning with all futility
in th't round to which the powers have
condemned it everlastingly. Ho saw
himself as an infinitely small lifo
numn the myriads that swarm ou the
round idr of the c'oli al that
;lob as a flying speck of star dust in
n million of such motes. Ho was un
happy, consequeutly, and resentful.
IIo pluked a match from bis pocket
and bit nt tho soft wood. It reminded
him of his pipe. lint the cold tip of
the amhsr, striking bard on bis teeth
ifter tho soft fibre of the match, star
tled and displeased him. He threw
down tho briar with a uoisy petu
lence. Wickons look ed over bis newspa
per. "What' the matter with you,
any w.iy?" be said. You're in a deuce
vt a stew to night."
P.aldwin answered sullculy. "What
do you think?"IIo wasthigeriug a but
ton on his coat. The smooth bone of
it slipped in hi perspiring fingers,
and be wiped his bauds upon his
t runner legs.
It was a cool uisjht, and Wickens
Raw tho action with alarm. "What's
tho use of going on like this?" he
protested.
"What's tho uoa? What's tho use
of auything?" Baldwin blnrted out.
"What's the use of slaving iu an of
fice? What'll it all amount to in a
thousand years from now?"
"13etter ask your parson, " Wick
rus answered with an irrevereuce skil
fully irritating.
Baldwin glared Athim. "You think
that's clever," he said. "I wish yon
felt tho way I do." He rolled rest
lessly in bis chair. ."I don't want to
work," be whined. "I don't Want to
lo anything."
"Well, I'm sure I don't know what
to do for you," Wickeus pleaded.
IJaldwin turned to the open win
dow. "Let'a try a walk downtown," the
ether added.
He was sulkily silent.
f "Come on," Wickens said, pnttiug
down his paper. "Your liver's out of
order. A walk will do yon good. It's
a cool night and the moon's out."
He took his chum by the arm. Bald
win shook off the friendly hand with
a childish irritability. "AH right,"
be said, "I'm couiiug," and rose to
follow.
As Wiokena bad remarked, the moon
was out. "There," aaid Baldwin,
when he saw it staring down at him,
"how many busy fools do yon suppose
that old skull ban leered ont?"
"Oh, change the subject," Wickens
said. "Everybody Las the same trou
ble at jeur age. It'a liko the measles."
. "Doesn't help me any."
"Hold np your head," he ordered.
Tut your shoulders back and step
out. I never had an attack of the
blues jot that I couldn't walk away
from."
They tramped noisily down the
street. The brisk exertion pumped
the blood through Baldwin's veins.
By the time he l,ad walked two blocks
in silence the cheefal movement had
beguu to drive bis bal ioodfrombim
and be groped stubbornly aKut in his
mind to bold it.
When they neared the busier thor
oughfares they crossed a regiment of
the Salvation Army on its way to bat
,wltb, th legions of darkness.
Wiokens heard tho bass drum with a
smile.
"Lucky dogs." Baldwin said. "They
think they know what it's all about."
Wickens lost bis patience. "Ob,
dou't be an ass," he said. "Who are
yon, anyway, that all creation has to
give you its reason for existing?"
Baldwin sulked again. In a mo
ment, "Look at that," he broke out,
waving his hand to tbe row of lighted
shops. "Slaving and sleeping as if
they knew what for! Where are the
people that kept shop in old Home?"
"Dead, most likely."
"Yes, and what did they live for?"
'Tor the fun there, was iu it, I
pueas."
"Clever, yon are." Baldwin was
choking with a speechless contempt.
If
ckens saw the quarrel to which
were drifting. "Well " 1 said
yyou may finish tbU walk alone,"
ud stopped before a book' shop win
dow to look over the array of vol
umes. Baldwin stalked down the street,
nurdug bis mdod. Wickens was a
fool at any rate always bad been.
All men were idiots, or they wonld
not go gambolling around - in this
slaughter house as if tbe batcher were
not waiting for them with the inevita
ble knife. He, Charles JtcTaggirt
Baldwin, was going to be -sheep no
longer. He was going to to do
something or other. It did tot mat
ter what.
Me turned dovn a aide rtreet ami
attempted a hhoit cut arn Hi-.,i l
r,7, H Le J 'Wk behind
pill
Wit til?. An arm clutched abont bis
neck and before be could pat oat bis
band tbe asphalt pavement reached
np and struck hta a sledge-hammer
blow on tbe forehead. There was an
explosion in bis brain like the sadden
flame of a flashlight. Then all tbe
instinct of the aoiaual ronaed bim to
self-preservation. Drawing bis legs
up under Lim, be arched bis back,
alirmed the enemv'a Lild over bis
if-- j
bead ja 1 crooked bis arm up to ward
off a possible blow. The foe lay limp
on the roa l bende him. He had been
run down by a young lady on a bi
cycle. "Oh," be aaid, recovering hiuistlf
at once.
"I beg your pardon." He bad
sprung to his feet. "Are you hurt?"
and was trying to disentangle her from
the machine.
Khe drew her feet up hfjpleaaly in
to her skirts. He was plucking those,
with hurried rlnmsiuess, from the
teeth fcf the gearing. "I didn't see
you coming," he apologized as be
raised ber. "Ibope you're not hurt."
Hho pressed her hand, panting,
against her side. "Xo-o," he gasped.
"only frightened."
But when bo released ber she tot
tered as if to fall, and be wis com
pelled to retain his hold upon her
arm, embarrassed and speechless.
"It was so stnuid of ine," she fal
tered, limping to the curbstone. "I
thought I could get by yon, Mr. Bald
win." He peered down at her in the dark
ness. "Why." he smiled. "I didn't
know you."
Hhe laughed somewhat hysterically.
"J saw von comsnir throuah tbe light.
I thought I could get past." She was
choUiag for breath. "I'm afraii I
hurt my my foot."
tthe fresl her.ielf from bis arm.
Baldwin returned to midroad for the
bicvclo and bis hat. When be came
back ho found her sitting on the curb.
"You are hurt," ho said anxiously.
"My ankle," she replied. "I have
sprained it, I think."
He hesitated a moment. "Take my
arm, he said, "and try if vou can
walk."
By leanisig heavily on bun' she suc
ceeded iu limping along. He wheeled
the bicycle with his oilier hand, still
a bit embarrassed. But she laughed
and chatted. It had been so stupid
of her! It was a wonder nhe hadn't
killed bi n. What had he thought it
was that struck bim?
He confessed that ho had not bad
time to think. But the arm about his
neck bad romo ni if some ouo bad
leaped upon his buck. "I'm afraid,"
he said, "I took you for a footpad."
The remembranoo of it stirred ber
to nervous meirimoiti. Her laugh
was not unpleasant. Hho choked
prettily at liia wb'iuiitjoal description
of his preparations for defence, and
that description becaaie so convul
sively amusiug for a moment that
they stood together 01 a corner shak
ing with laughter. T&ej went on more
soberly when tho fit bd pasaad, but
the barriers wero down between them
and conversation was oh easy as that
of old frien la.
Tho distance from the scene of the
collision to her homo vas not great.
Baldwin rang the door bell and
assisted iu allaying tho anxiety of the
family. They laughed at last, at a
joint description of the accident ns
given by tho heroine and tho hero
of it.
When she had been assisted to ber
room by a younger sister, Baldwin
remained to exchange small talk and
i drink cool drinks t)e,low staira. Be
fore he left bo .bad been brushed
clean of tho roadway da3t by
"brother Tom." thanked hv
mother for his kindness to a daughter
of tho house and invited by tho smil
ing family to call again.
Accordingly he did that, on the
evening following, to see bow tho
sprained ankle was progressing. The
young woman herseV received him.
He found ber very" pale andpretty,
amiable and altogether interesting.
He had called, on an average, tjjree
times ninco in every week, and he bas
bought a bi?ycie.
During the first stages ot their
friendship he worked diligently for
an increase in his salary to allow of
the purchase of more theatre tickets.
Lately he has had dreams of a honey
rooou, aud is kept wWrfed in hyt
leisure moments by impatient calcula
tion of the time which must elapse
before bis fmlary will suflice for two.
But be is not tronbliug himself for an
answer to tho Sphinx's fiddle of ex
istence. Neither is he concerned for
a solution of any qf the greater prob
lems of this life. The powers have
reconciled him to the prison bars with
the old device. New York Sun.
FARM FOR A DRINK OF WATER.
A Selection of Jtlth Kraioa Hot torn Land
For it Thirst Quemlier.
A section of land whudt constitutes
one of the finest fnrms in the fertile
Brazos bottom of Texa once sold for
a uriuk of water.
It was about fifty years go, accord
ing to ex-Lieutenant-Oovojrnor George
T. Jester, that a crowd rj? frontiers
men from off the Brazos came to Cor
sicana on a trading expedition. Cor
sicaua at that time was not as great a
town as it is now, since? iWhreatens to
rival the most productive oil region of
Pennsylvania, but wfta a typical fron
tier village or. trading post. The
grandfather of Governor Jester was a
Methodist circuit rider, aud lived at
that time in Corsicana. He occupied
a two-dory double log house. His
house was a rendezvous tar people
from far and nea, who came trading.
In those days land certificates were
used as circulating medium, as money
was rarely seen.
On one occasion a character from
off the Brazos arrived iu town, got on
a tear, and at night was put to bed in
the second-story of the Jester man
sion. About 1 o'clock in the morning
be awoke with a terrible thirst. No
water was in the room, and he couldn't
find the way downstairs.- Sticking hi s
head ont the window be saw eome men
asloep in the yard. .He called to them
to bring bim a diinji of water, but no
one answered bim. A second and a
third time he called with no response.
Finally be yelled orft:
i;ue oi yon iciiows bring me
a
urins oi water, and I'll give you 3
20
acres of land." This aroused oue
the sleepers, who called bact that
of.
be
woman t climb those stens for
320
acres of land, and the ofi'er was raised
ro oiu acres. The man under the tree
drew a bucket of. water and jugged it
upstairs and offered a dipperful to the
toper, but he $nsbd it aside. "Give
it tome out of the bucket like a boise,"
he said, and be put about balf the con
tents of the bucket under his belt.
In those days a Texan's word was
his bond, and this feilow kept bis
word about the laud. Next morning
be made his benefactor a deed to fiK.
acres of Brazos bottom land. This
land still belongs to the descendants
of tue water carrier, and is one of tbe
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FAEM TOPICS!
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Oa Opening I ha IVa HI.
Before opening a hire of bees, send
n a few puffs of smoke, to prevent
tbe sentinels from .rushing out and
stinging yon. The smoke will alarm
them, and they will run to tbe combs
and fill themselves with honey. Thi-h
when tbe hive i opened tbe bees will
adhere better to the combs and can
be exemined with ease.
Caltiratlnz Kcana.
All cultivation of beans should
atop when the plant blossoms, as get
ting moist soil on the blossoms is the
chbf ;ause of tbe fungus diseases
which fasten themselves on tbe grain.
Neither should beans ever be culti
vated when the leaves are wet with
rains or dew. For this reason the
bean field should be left as clean of
weeds at the time the beans are in
blossom as it can be made.
The Cauae or gtriiic Itullrr.
The cow that gives milk from which
strong butter results probably has the
garget. The diet of grass after the
diet of clover bay, bran aud corn fod
der is alleviating the trouble by stimu,
latig tho secretioas. The treatment
for garget is rubbing the udder at each
milkin0ith the palm of tbe band
with or wtthout the application of
iard, or butter, with camphorated oint
ment, to be obtained at any drug store.
A tablespoonful of saltpeter once a
day for two or three days ia a favorite
treutmeut with many dairymen. Oc
casionally there are cases which are
obstinate to cure, but generally the
difficulty can be removed in a few
days or a week.
An Itlrn For Market l.r.
Farmers ought to unite aud build a
yard iu a convenient placs in cities
into which loads of produce may be
driven, with convenient sheds or
buildings to unload if necessary. Ap
point an honest man nud a good
judge of the value of farm produce to
superintend and eet prices ou the
same, tagging it, and ieaving it in
charge of its driver; when Bold its
driver to deliver the produce and re
ceive the pay. Tho superintendent
should send out runners to canvass
the city, taking orders. Ho should
also receive orders himself, receiving
$1 for every load from tho driver,
twenty-five cents going to the superin
tendent and seventy-five cents for, the
benefit of the yard or company.
Sonetimes 200 loads go into the mar
ket on market day. In this way
produce might bo sold before or by
the time it arrives in the market.
G. II. Teacock, in OraDge Judd Far
mer. yVUe Precaution in Case of Fire.
The constant danger that farm
buildings may lake firo and have no
adequate attention, owing to tbe lack
of fire apparatus and of men, makes
it important that all possible precau
tions be taken that incipient fires
may promptly be put out. A ladder
for tho roof is of the greatest im
portance. The cut shov. s one that
can quickly be put in place. It is
in the form of a fruit ladder at the
top, aud has a small wheel at the end,
as shown. It can thus be shoved up
over the roof without catching ou the
shingles. A hook is placed in tli3
position shown, so that the ladder,
when shoved up to tho ridge, can be
turned over, when the book will bold
it firmly in place. Make the ladder
long e,uough for any roof you have,
and have another that will reach anv
roof edge. New York Tribune.
To Cure Maiu pml llacon.
In a bulletin of the Xorth Carolina
station it says that there aro two
methods of curing ou the farm dry
salting and pickling. Dry Ealtibgi3
more largely practiced thau pickling,
but in our expefienco we have been
led io prefer the pickling.
They use a birtne strong enough, to
float a potato, and after the meat is
cut and trimmed it is dropped into
this brine for two or three davs to
draw out the blood. It is then taken
out aud a fresh brine is made, or tho
old brine boiled and skimmed. To
the brine Ave then add one oui.ee of
saltpetre aud a pint of black molasses
for each 100 pounds of meat. The
meat is then returned to the brine,
the thinner parts being put by them
selves and the hams and shoulders iu
another cask. The thin parts reniain
in the brine three weeks and the bams
four or five weeks, care being taken
to keep all under tho brine. The
meat is then taken out aud hung in
the smoke bouse or elsewhere to drip
aud dry somewhat. It is then slowly
smoked with corn cobs or hickory
wood, the smoke being smothered
down with green cedar branches if
they are to be had. The smoking i3
continued for several weeks in favor
able cloudy weaiher, until all are
well smoked. The bams should have
the upper part of tho smoke house,
where the smoke bangs longest.
in the early spring tbe hams are
taken down and rubbed well au over
with a mixture of molasses and black
pepper. They are then wrapped in
stont paper and put into cotton bags,
which are dipped in, whitewash, and
are again hung up. Some pack them
down iu chaff, but we prefer to keep
them bauging. They are at their
best for tho table or market at a vear
old. Hams of this kind will bring
eighteen to twenty cents per pound
when the hanis of the West and tbe
white bams of our farmers are selling
for ten cents per pound. Weekly Wit
ness. . Torpedo Went on a Cruise.BJ
A year ago an advertisement ap
peared in au English country paper
stating that a reward of fifty pounds
was offered by a great engineering
firm to any one who produced a full
grown torpedo that bad been lost about
a mile and a balf east of the Trow
Bocks. It was comforting to learn
that there were no explosives in the
torpedo. Strangely en ongh, a month
later, a similar "fish" put in an ap
pearance at Aldeburgh. iu Suffolk.
This torpedo was marked with a crown
and numbered 24U X, and though
originally charged with a workiuo
pressure of 1050 pounds, when it was
recovered it was exhausted. New
York Press.
Tho aigrette is to disappear from the
headgear of tbe British Hussars aud
Koyal Horse Artillery, and its place
will be tabea by an ostrich picas,
FIBE LADIKIR FOR FASH T.OOrV
THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY.
The Sesjtk.
Thrt-e bandied n.cn, employed In 'be
roppfr mm; at !U(ktown. Teoc. have
atruck because tbe companies refua t3
rcognize their union, and oUers ar?
exierted to !?ic.
W. II. W.i a n(Lia:('. ei.sinerr,
cr Richn.Mn !. W. who had Jut acquir
ed control of th Wilmiijc'ci. N. C..
gaa works, was drown J while bjllilcff
near Wilni'-i-i. i.
William a. C.im-L , iKsnotratlc in
di.late for governor c Kentucky, te
p!iej to hi critics, calling them run
daclouf. Two hundred miners struck at th?
Salt Creek roal mines at Chattanooga
Tenn., in sympathy with the Daytoa
mine Ftrike.
It is proposed to relebrate as Ba'.tl
more Day one of the days cf the coin
ing Export Exposition at Philadelphia.
Yellow fever has broken out at JatW
fon. Mi -is., and a suspicious rase i s re
ported from Tort Tampa. Fla.
A laifte fuight steamer of t?-.f A'.ex
anJria I:ne is reported ashore near
Key Laigo. Fla.. with a fi.ll cargo nf
general raerrhandipe for Kty We.-t.
M.u.y wreckers hae left Miami for
r.'ic scene.
Alexandria. Vj.. I making expensive
preparations for the celebration cf its
sesqul-centennial. which will c:cur on
Oftob?r 12. The features of the event
will be two processions a parade of
the military, firemen, and trales ia the
Jay time and a sentimental and histor
ical pasan: at night.
The North.
A do.ib'e waterspout caused con
sternation at Atlantic .City.
The American Bankers' Assorl.uion
Convention. 2t Cleveland, Ohio, heard
papers on currency and other topics,
elected officers and adjourned.
The Grand Arniy'of th? Republic. In
session at Philadelphia, voted against
return of Confederate batfleflass.
The Alumni Association of the York.
Pa.. High ?hocl hsid a reunion at
York.
Senator Ciaik. of Montana, has
bought for $145,000 the home of Senator
Stewart in Washington known cs
"Stewart castle." He will build a mag
nificent structure- on the site of the
present building.
Great damage was clone at Dowiius
Green, Ohio, Tuesday night, by a tor
nado. Jac-ob Amberg. a bricklayer, Wc.s
shocked to dep'h by an underground
trolley while impairing the conduit, in
New York.
James H. Johnson, late sergeant
Fiiit New Hampshire Volunteers, has
bexn appointed second , Lieutenant
and assigned to the Forty-sixth Inian-tl?-.
Mayor Jones, cf Toledo, now an iu
dependant condidate for governor of
Ohio, has issued an address in which
he scores both political parties, say
ing that they cannot live without boss
es. Officials cf the Brooklyn Rapid Tran
sit Ccmp3ny say they have been robbed
of nearly $50,000 in the last six weeks
by the new conductors who have tak
en the place of the strikers of last July.
The new men are said to have been
"knc?king down" fares industriously,
but tho leakage has ot last be?n stop
ped. foreign.
The Filipinos make nightly demon
strations around Imus.
A new judiciary system has been put
in operation in Porto Rico.
A new cabinet has been formed in
Peru.
General Pio del Pilaris command has
retreated to the- north.
The solicitor of the French consul
ate has resigned, as a protest against
the verdict cf the Dreyfus court-martial.
The present week is expected to he
an important one in determining the
question cf peace or war in South Af
rica. Several offers have been made to
General Jiminez to furnish gold for
redeeming the paper money for Sanio
Domingo.
The Filipinos have recently attached
a number of small American posts, out
in every case have been driven a.vay.
The. Cuban National League and the
Cuban National party have offered to
Gualberto Gomez and Gen. Maximo
Gomez the jo'.nt presidency. The of
fer has been declined by Gualberto
Gomez, who says be wishes to keep
his independence.
A Naw Yorker. Duke Joseph Flori
mond de Loubat. a resident of Paris,
has founded a professorate in the Uni
versity cf Berlin for Americans at a
cost cf $800,000.
The Volksraad, at Pretoria, bad an
exciting debate on the presence of Eng
lish troops on the Transvaal frontier.
The Charge d'Aff aires of Venezuela
in Washington received a dispatch
from his government denying that a
revolution has broken out in Vcnszue
la. Miscellaneous.
The press of almost the whole world
condemns the Dreyfus verdict.
Alarming rumors that the Pops is ill
are current, but they are declared to be
without foundation.
It is said that Baron Von Hamme
stein-Loxten, Prussian Minister of
Agriculture, has been dismissed from
office for the part he took with regard
to the canal bill.
More than 25 per cent, of General
MaeArthur's troops in Luzon are re
ported sick.
The feast of the Virgin of - El Cobre
was celebrated at El Cobre, near San
lago, Cuba.
The gun that fired tha first shot in
the Spanish-American war on the
Raleigh, at Manila, will be a feature cf
the Dewey parade in New Tor!:.
In a letter to Congressman William
Daly, of New Jersey, William J. Bryon
failed to mention siver, though naming
other political issues.
Navy Department officials do not ex
pect ths battle ship Kearsage to at
tain a greater speed than 17 knots an
hour on her official trial trip.
Gen-eral Jiminez is being received
with constant ovations on his trip
through Santo Domingo.
The census proclamation of President
McKinley has arrived at Santiago de
Cuba and has be&n officially piib!ihtd
ihere.
On the arrival at Glasgow of the
bark Lanarkshire, from France, the
chief mate, Charles Black, of Montreal,
was arrested on charge of shooting and
killing a colored seaman named Trctt.
f'unstou Was Asleep.
A returned engineer tells this uf Gen
oral Fimston: "Before Caloocan many
of our scouts" were killed, and we couk
Hot find several officers, among wborx
was Funstn. As we searched the tiel
with lights, somebody shouted, Gen
was Fnusion. As we searched the fielc
'Neither muttered a voice at my feet
'I'm sleeping.' Aud he was. lie bac
not bad any rest for a kng time, anc
Y.boi the chance cams hf.it laken tqgri
of it tUau R oxpoctfd."' " '
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IUn S-aai- CKareU.-tuty for nacrnts. 4n , 2rf ef SmMi. 2Z2i?TTl'2
tii aiUalAcViun raanatreJ. lOc. wOc n. a - , , , . WRITI UI too
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4 Ic-I44
Miw!4 Starr?.
Claude Bk. a4 7 )r. ot Z$i
Wyoming nrt, and litti Mis Grac
hry c " ot 4,"li Mrket j
ttreet. applied to Clerk Ausu:u Fil-
l Thursday for a rnarriac l'cene
ays a St. Ix.uU papr. The iu,uif !
4nd unsympathetic cleik declined to
issue tbe document, tut h cauMa't I
prevent tLem from eubiUhis ro- !
ord a the yoangest couple thai vor '
made a formal ntll-atlon to tfc re !
f'j i r A a v . . 9 A . , I M . -. .
iuiv.vi vi urru Li r-i. iaxii.i lor Jit'r- i
mission to wed. Claude and Grjiif i
have been playmates lnc-. they v. erf
old enotiKh to walk. Their parents are
friends, and the earliest numory of the
children is of days spent in plating
housekeeping and othr games ia
which children delight. In nil thes
sport Claude assumed the role or
lover and said sweet things and fcn-
Grace, who was hi3 contented little
sweetheart. This arrangement att-lay
pleaeed Claude so well that he vowed
he would have no wife but Grace, and
he asked her to promise to marry him
when they were old enough to get a
marriage licenee. Grace was willing
and iaid nnlv Otnurla r-nnlil hnvn liPl-
heart and hand. The babies informed
their parents cf their childihh be
trothal, and were much chagrined
when their papas and mammas de
clared it to be a great joke and laughed
heartily at them. "We'll fool them."
said Claude. "Grace will have no
sweetheart but me, and I will have no
sweetheart but her, and we'll marry.
Maybe they'll think then we are not
joking." Claude act. Grace were not
bashful about acknowledging their
"engagement," and it was soon a sub
ject of much amusement among the
friends of their families. Claude
dressed himself in his ben EUit of
clothes Thursday and went to Graced
home to spend the day. She knew he
was coming and was wearing her pret-
occasion.
I. .
aau lue..
nesi uress in nonor or tne occasion.
He ealuted her with a kisB
were soon romping and niaylnz about
the yard. They discussed the kind of
house they would live in when they
were married and criticised the ar
rangement of the furniture in Grace'i;
home. Suddenly Claude declared it
..
was nign time they be married. "1
think we are plenty old enough, and
I am tired of waiting. I want a home
of my own, where 1 tan do as I want
to, and I want you to live with me.
Can't we be married today?" Grace
said she thought .she was old enough !
and declared she knew Claude was.
She wanted to marry, too. Ju.-t then
Thomas Hand, a friend of the family,
walked into the house and inquired
about their love affair;--. They told bin;
they had just decided to be married.
but didn't know. what to o. Mr. Hand
said he would help them, and re-
quested them to take a walk with him.
iic icu iitfui iu uie court UOUSe find
youngest couple that ever visited th
u.rru.Se-.,n8e uureau on busmen
, u , i Jcl'c.
"uucu w boy expiaine i
nis errand, and Gus Filley, with a sol-
emn look on his counteaance, drew
toward him a block of application
blanks, and began to ask the usual
questions. 'The boy gave the necessary
answers that he and Grace were -single
and unmarried," and "were not re
lated." He then signed the application
in a large hand, peculiar to one who
has just learned how to form letters in
writing. The writing was very plain
and unusually good for a boy of his age.
Grace was not able to write her name,
and her intended husband signed for
her. Filley omitted the preliminary
In regard to collecting ?1, and informed
the couple that that was all that wa
necessary. "You must keep that, mis
ter," said Claude, as he and his fiancee
were about to leave, "until I am 21
years old, and then I will come and g3t
it and we will be married." They
smuea as tney went home and i
chuckled in glee as they contemplated
the surprise which they woui? cinU
in their respective homes. "I am glad
"I am glad
we are to be married," said Claude.
"Grace is a good little woman, and I
like her. She has a nice little piano
and a stove, and I think we can do
housekeeping if they will let us."
Grace was too modest to say anything.
"Did you go on a wedding tor?" she
was asked.. She nodded her head in
assent. "Where did you go?" "To the
drug store." "What did you get there
soda water?" "No. we cot ice
cream." Grace i3 a pretty child, and '
feels tbe djgnity of her position.
Boon Coiupanlotut.
The Kennebec Journal tells of a man
who has a fox and a hound that are
boon companions. When both ani
mals were in the pup stage they were
placed together, and have now enjoyed
a year of each other's society in peace
and harmony. They sleep together and
play with each other much after the
manner of two frolicsome pups.
44
Necessity is the
Mother of Invention.
99
B mas ihe necessity for a retUble blood
putifier and ionic thjd brought Mo exist
ence Hood's SirsaparilU. It is a u'ghlj
concentrated extract prepared by 4 com
bination, proportion and process peculiar
to' itself and giving to Hood's Sarsapa
rSU unetpxatled curative pooer
mm-TIUHIM
ZXo mrtbplac.
A remark made by a 6-year-old boy
on a certain occasion was the natural
result of confusion in his small mind,
but it caused amusement to the by
standers. The house in which he had
first seen the light of day had been
torn down to make room for a wider
street, and the little boy. holding fast
to hia father's hand, viewed the ruin3
with grief and amazement. "Why,
papa!" he cried, sorrowfully. "Why,
papa, I wasn't born anywhere now
was I?"
I : " ' '
tr tint tu b.i
tarrd !r e t -r t.ll-rxt
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have a (12lDiC o'lt.
t arc C"llptlon Trtf
Te tv.tcrt U t 'mtiit I V.bartift 10 ot fS.
lICCC U.l to curt. Cru.i i.tttaU Boc
Tber houll b I t i of "rkt" la lb
eitulif tr.anufaoturrt' biii.e.
I-lttliir la 1 Ur Xtwr nt It.
I f ii-u tri ny kin !-" m fi r. r "
n.x iti'uin itnoortu r t-it-. u -it n.c r ...
! ywll ij'll. aif .r ta .-...iri.,) i T'l -rtn
ll lias rit'r-l 'b i-r.J n I wi.l W" r
ti-nu irtniin ,t ta'. r IU I i - ..r; i ti
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- I.nlior i m 'mr' 1st t'ol ra 1 tbat -
g" have bt-t-n niutrrxaJIv Ibtr-a-'sl.
5o- re-Ua tor riftr Ctatl.
Cuar&BMvd toliacco iiit.t cure. tntUrs wal
j saea tireof, b.oua rure. tCc.U- Ail druse va.
-A hiirr'-."ir.o nr.vlt-i tl r.-urlbiniM-at
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a a ( ,it li mnl'r ir F M. aidii.i .1-.; j,
c . , Huirn o. X. V . M 1, !" M.
Now is (ho Timr in I'lnl Iranbrrrl
.i.iil. ...-. L't-r L' J. 1". l'Al -: l.r,-. i.r
Our f r. e ul icnt "lis t II lum t" niki- i-i'.ii
ciiinem. rawiierry r-''t li-t-. litre I.N.i"
fr. VlC(-l0'PootliIr.s jrnp forcMl'lrrn
ttblHK.n fterstl.o k'u n. lulucio :otltiL
tit it. alia) r pal n.r urea winJ ro:io i: w.ti t
Fits prrmanrBtly coreil. No tlt or nrrron
tut. after first try' uvb of lr. Klina'n (treat
Narve Keatrrer.$itrin! bottlencd trestine f raa
j LM. k. ii. hi.iK, I.t!..W Ari-hSi. Pailu f.
j Thoro mure Cauirrh In titi ,v.;ii if t'i
v.uuni i.hii n nHiir n:.vafi rjt f-tli"r.
ji 71 XWX!JX
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, jacarauie. j-or a ttii-.si luar.r Mtn do. t.-.ri
I pronounced it a Ioi mI .li-i a I rr-. rll-'l
J'X'UI rem!.li.f. and hy t uaaufn- f.iiKn Vj
cure with liVal tri-atnu-ut, jironoi'm. I it In-
, v "'"i.'r-,. ' ':": ' "a iriv-en . iurn in
roastitutional treat.itieiu. I'll!' t'LnrHi i 'nrr
.... i , j . i r i i r r mjui.T.
rn.inuf.afiir-d l.y F. f 'tiney A t'o., 1 .l lv
Olilrti is thi n)i- t-unMitviional rtire on th.? i
jnarket. 1 1 it iiV-u i:it. rr.;.ily in dim frmii '
ihe :liwl and mu- OMf sur!ti-ps t.f the sv-lt-in. I
I They oftor mi itmi'i.-ni dilinr t-r an'v v.
! It fills to our. Scn.l f,ir -;rr-ii.-ir u t l.-l
monmis. AiV.lrrss r..i. Chkm-r .,o..T.l' J... i.
Sold by llrnififisls T.V-.
Hwll' I amily IMla are tbe best.
TIMFT0 PLA NTST RAW BERRIES.
Should be Planted in th; Tall and Cov
ered till Sprlnr.
Btrawbrriles s.-t !n th- fall will KI-.-e
a good crop of larg. early l:rriM p:o
vided the plants are ar.d tiie j-oii
f-rlch. The mo.-t ..nr.rrlsr.t 1.,,'r i: m
have vigorous planla t.f ;he very bo t
varieties, ho that may ru'jko a
iuivh, ijik? xrow:.i iit;cr? w.ntrr i:t-: :
1- .. .
j In and be ieady to bfir a h-avv t roy 1
i v.hen the .-piisig op n-.
i f Le be st j.t.n for a h,T Is t.,
makes th grow ins an I t-' l:inir t.f
18 strawberry plant, a V la- b is r
fcucn a firm w ill not only .sell you th
; .t...jt u-j
pla!it3 hut gJv? d
! inrormfltion m to what varieties to
plant, no to plant and how to cul-
, tivate. It will i;-t pav ;o plant ;h !
sioven grown, run do.vn pbmts I
u.-.iaiiy to be o'-aged of nae's u -ih v. x-.
Getter plant non. ' j
An enterprhlns houie w:f, tan. vi h
the lest improved varivlk-s on a s-nul!
garden plat, make not on!v ci'aue'i :i ;
supply her own family bvt nlo sell
Hemes to anrcnnt t - m c.-..
pin menev. -for fm? r-n-. "
lip?, nvs'i
1 strawberries sell tbeni
eivcs a!n".os'
anywhere.
'ere. Sueh plains c.'lrn viel J
clear profit than the whale fanri
more
besides.
Then next rvrlvz. afrer ti,- r.t
berries is gathered, tbe plans can bo
worKi ont and will lrar a still larger
crop the spring following.
M.in Could Net I.lvo.
A French naturalist faya that if the
world were to become birdlcsi man
could not inhabit it after nine year'
time. In spite of all the ppraya and
Z V 7 .uc "-cuirea ior
' dertru"on.f the bug, and
-llfS Cat u rcaardi
ama tjoj-S..
Look tt yourself I Is vonr trt
covered with pimples? Your skia
rough and blotchv? It's yonr liver!
Ayer's Pills are liver pills. They
cure constipation, biliousness ar.A
I dyspepsia. 25c. All druggists.
Wuiit yeur l.jon-itarne or otar.1 a bra tuiol
irwn ,.r rlrh l.lark ? Then
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE SililS!,,
SO Crn. r- rvaijrir Tr. ft. Matt A tr t ft M
Ad I cliai'PT Njror.
I remember hearing the following
story from the late Canon Uardsley,
author of "Engliah Names and Sur
names." There was once a woman
"a little 'crackc-y.' 1 think." said the
canon, by way of parenthesis who had
a sou whom the had christened
"What." Her Idea &eeni3 to have bzzn
that when In after tits be was ased
bis name, and kept taying "What,"
amusing scenes would fellow, whici
was likely enough, cspscia'.ly if the
bey was careful to pronounce the aspirate.-
Such a scene did. I believe,
cccur once when he went to school,
and was told, as & newcomer, to stand
up and furnish certain particulars.
"What is your name?" asked the
teacher. "What." blurted cut the boy,
amid the laughter of tha clas3. "What
Is ycur name?" aeked the master
again, with more emphasis. "What."
replied the boy. "Year came, sir!"
roared back the Infuriated pedagogue.
"What, What!" roared back the Uni
fied urchin. The sequel I forget, but
I believe it one of those cases In whlcb
the folli3 of the parents are vb-lted oa
the children of the first generation.
Notes and Queries.
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5
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1 to the scat of the trouble im-
rnedia.ely and without irrita
ting rubbing and kills the
pain.
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