A Jske Tfcat Fs'tao. Tbe clerk of a Ure la joutbern Colorado dl3 oot kaow lo dUn nature terj trHI wbeo be iaTited a Vtn hurf to boxluir ltJL Aftr cxpLsiuing le of the gioeea. wnieu tbe chief teemed to readily cndr srtaad, tbey went Into ft vacant room fa the rear of tbe store to tsar. The afWre were adjusted, and tbe cleric finrfeed the chief to hit htm. Thia, of ooara. be failed to do. as Indiana err or ctriie with their hand la conflict. All U once the clerk struck oat,, and, aidhlnz the chief under the ear. land ed htm on the floor. ThJj waa enough. The Indian sprang to bla feet, pulled off tbe gloves. Jerked out a knife, and th clerk bad to run for bla life. For Coaately be manajjed to keep oat of reach until some friend caucbt the lnfurlnted Indian and held him until fie cooled off. Then the rlerk explain ed tbe Joke, but with very poor suc es. Tbe chief consented to forego Tenpeanre for tbe !nult, but be was never friend with the clerk again- St. Louis Glolx-Democrat- Ornimtnd With 8cars. "The native of some of the Islands of tbe Taclflc are always glad to see the doctor on hi periodical visits. At Kalaer Wilhelm's harbor the German government has stationed Dr. llelae ang as medical officer. lie Is a busy anno. Natives by the dozen come to iim, not to be treated for Illness, but to get the benefit of his professional opinion on how to scar themselves ar tistically. The natives are very fond of scars, and nearly all of them are covered with specimens which have resulted from self Inflicted wounds which were kept open by frequent acratchlng or by tbe Introduction of foreign substances like sand, bamboo, chells and so forth. The excrescence -which results from the average vacci nation is scratched off at the proper time, and the resulting large scar Is very dear to the native. A young Islander whose face and body are a mass of cuts, bruises and scars is con ldered the catch of the season by the -dusky belles.- CiviHtlMft tH India. The f otto wins Is from Tb ftcwl ef IK. trwtUn - hntsk bT Dt. CbaXte Alexander fcUtma. bimietf & l&d&s: j -Loos: tftrr I ever brd of tQw or saw a wtlte ma a f had Iraroed tmc an untutored wuin-m tb ece of morality. With tb help uf dar oa tort b-rrf tan- tblajri lsa ply but of mUrhty I I kuew God. I perrled wbm I La, I taw nd lovl what U really beautiful. O? Silxjittoo baa oof taoght me anything ; better. A a child I u ruler food bow to ' jslre. I irnvf forgotten that grace sificw I tecum i lrlllxed. I lived the nataral life. whi-r.if I now live tbe artificial. Any pretty pebble was valuable to me then. evry growing thing an object of reference. Now I worship with the white man lfcre a painted landscape who-H value U painted In dollars. Thus tbe Indian U rwotw true ted. as f be nat ural rocks are ground to powder and made into artificial L. k w.-ti may be built Into the walla of nuJrru soci ety." Bignett of Big Ban. 1 Big Ben, which marks the hours for parliament at tbe top of tbe clock tow er at Westminster. Is bigger than it ap pears from below. Looking at the dial of Big Ben from tbe northern footway of Great George street or from tbe Thames eajbankment. It appears as if Its diameter might be equal to the space that a man of medium size could cover with outstretched arms. As a matter of fact, however, the diameter A of the dial is twenty-three feet. From the ground the minute marks on tbe dial look like ordinary minute marks and as if they were close together. Really they are a foot apart. The nu merals are two feet long. The minute hand, with Its counter balance the heavy piece of metal that projects be yond tbe center of the dial Is fifteen feet in length. This hand Is so massive that during a snowstorm the clock is sometimes retarded by the weight of the flakes that alight on it London Mail. Whistler Ecefjrit!t. Whistler rrsxarkabkr genloa la & doubt irtpcoaShie for his caaey eccen tric! lies. He qeirreted isdiaeriraisAi. iy trtzl and torn, and tor bi&i tS public were a set of IgorusmMm who hid oo rtifct to any oplsioa what ever. Iprclally well known la his caar ret with John Bcakis, who la his -Am Clavlgera" bad heaped scorn oa one of WbJjtWi "Nocturnes' in the following language. "1 fcave eeeo and heard much of cockney impudence be fore now, but never expected to bear a coxcomb ask 200 guineas for tinging a pot of paint in tbe public's face." Tbe artist promptly sued for damage, and in tbe celebrated trial which fol- ,ed be was awarded one farthing, which coin be triumphantly wore as a watcb charm ever afterward In his art work, as In his own per sonal appearance. Whistler was fastid ious. Ills palettes were beautifully wiped, bis brushes faultlessly kept, and as for bis general behavior it waa foreign, one may even ay exotic mt. irrxA ntrrno!. f X Ctmters IUte 0pns4 aa4 ShsHf lMt to Ahtfuadoci Tfiw Iloaa Sewni IJog Dsad bj Eartb- qoikke. j Catania. Sicily. SeL II The enj I tloa of Mount Kt&a baa hecose oore f Intense. The ahowerm of aahe and! ' cinders are heavier thaa yesterday ' and the rumbling of earth shocks at short intervals U heard for miles. ; The shocks are growing in violence and a panic prevails. The fear of the ; people is augmented by the great heat I suffocatfng atmosphere. Ail tbe; country round about is covered with' '' ashes and seems under an Immense vefl hwee have bma diatfti . MHtbAeftkM aft J hattroda of w J .mr w smni. os;fo tvsd chUdrttu Sn are! withoct shelter, go ftboal frota pltt to piac CAtryitsg rla SAinla, crritsif d lapiortsg merer. At Oiarre. tixtfes taiiee froe C ta.aU. the patients were carried out of a hospital by corset, who feare4 the building woald roUmpe. pall. They Couldn't Help It. During the American invasion of "Porto Rico, in the course of the war writh Spain, General Tasker II. Bliaa with bis troops, was stationed near a village beld by an overwhelming force of Spaniards. Orders were to keep Ms "eye peeled" and. If he beard any thing suspicious, to fall back about. I Bummoned .and he did not hurry. Instead of this his men He Took the Cue. He was a man who gave little and got much. Today, for Instance, he had got a clothes brush, a basin of water, a towel and a shine, and he had given nothing at all. Tr-r-r-ring! went his bedroom bell. The. hotel attendant smiled sourly. This was the fourth time he had been eight miles turned in onf day and captured the village, chasing the Spaniards out Tbe next day the commander of the American forces came along to find Bliss sitting in front of the home of he chief man of tbe village. The com mander asked him why he bad attack ed tbe Spanish force, when he knew that he was outnumbered. "Couldn't help it" said General Bliss. "You see, my men have been hungry for some days, and the wind blew toward them from the village, and some squaw was frying onions over there. And so" . Argonaut Jefferson as an Inventor. "Not many people know that Thomas -'Jefferson was a great inventor. His in ventions were all of articles of every - day use. He devised a three legged folding camp stool that is the basis of 11 camp stools of that kind today. 'The stool be had made for his own rose was his constant, companion on oc casions of otitings. The revolving chair was hla invention. He designed a light wagon. A copying press was devised -by him and came into general use. He also Invented an instrument for mpnsiirlnir the distance he walked. A plow and a hemp, cultivator showed that his thoughts were often on agri cultural matters. His plow received a old medal in France in 1790. Jeffer son never benefited financially by bis Inventions, but believed they should be for the use of everyone without 2flSt "I thought you were never coming," exclaimed the visitor when tbe at tendant appeared at last "Are you nicknamed 'Slowcoach? " "No, sir," answered the attendant They call me 'Billiard cue.' " "Billiard cue!" repeated the visitor, frowning. Then an inspiration dawn ed. "Ah! Because you're such a stick, I suppose?" he asked. "Wrong again, sir!" returned the at tendant. "It's because 1 work better with a good tip." London Answers. Why Thackeray Waa Moved to Tears. A lady, an intimate friend and a frequent visitor at the Thackeray borne, called late one afternoon. She was shown Into the study, and on en tering perceived the novelist himself seated at bis desk, his head bowed upon his arms. Fearing she was In truding In the presence of some great and unknown grief, she paused, hesi tating. Then, thinking she might be of some help or at least express her sympathy, she stepped forward. Just then Thackeray looked up. His shoul ders were shaking, the tears stream ing from his eyes. "Little Nell is dead." he said broken ly. "Little Nell? his visitor interrogat ed, s ' "Yes, Little Nell." was the answer. "She Is dead. I've just been reading It" Before him on his desk lay an open copy of "Old CurioOy Shop." Ladies' Home Journal. It is reported that three new crat-J ers have opened, but so far it has been impossible to ascertain whether, they are emitting lava because of their high situation and the thick J smoke that lies over them. People1 of tbe villages on the slopes of Mount' Etna have abandoned their- homes. rrraldrot Tmtl JHr. 4 lUrtfott! oo ArtHtrwXioa. Hartford. Conn.. Spt. 7. To a Connecticut audieno of 5.00 9 popl gathered oa the hoae stretch of Charter Oak race track, thla after noon, Pretident Tail spoke oa arbi tration between catio&t. President Taft was both the guet of the Stat and the Connecticut Fair Aclatlon, and his addreaa followed a State luncheon in tbe new Memo rial Hall on Capitol Hill. Time and again the President' plea for an ar bitral court between the great nations of the world was applauded. At the c!ae the President left for Boston at 5 o'clock. KING'S GRADUATES ! are above par in tho business world because of their thorough training and superior qualifications. We do not tolerate lax methods, Incompetent teachers or short, superficial courses of study. Succewa Is our nim and ' motto. If you v. ant the best business and stenographic training that ex i perience, money and brains can- provide, write for our handsome cata I logue. f S A . s i 11ALKIGH, X. C, UNCORPORATtDi till CUAHLOTTi:, N. C When Lobsters Were Common. The lobster was not always the aris- tocrat of the supper table and tbe most costly of delicacies. A man who used to live in Maine, but now lives in j Ohio, has this reminiscence, according to a writer in the Cleveland Leader: ' "One day here in Cleveland I took a ; friend out to luncheon, and suddenly . the old appetite for lobster came back j to both of us, as we were both born ( on the Maine coast. We had two full ! portions, and the bill was $2. And yet as a boy I've seen my father standing j on the wharf, bargaining with a fish- j erman for his lobster catch of the day, j and often, for $2 I've seen the lobster : fisherman turn over to my father the J entire catch, and the whole boatload 250 or 300 big, black lobsters, perhaps would be dumped on the landing and taken back on our old farm as feed for the pigs. A Herculean Katydid. Experiments conducted by a natural ist attached to one of the government's scientific bureaus at Washington ad- j duced an interesting example of the j strength of the katydid. He harness- j ed a katydid to a kind of sled made by folding a piece of ordinary note paper, and then loaded tbe sled with various articles. The bisect proved! able to draw. In addition to tbe orig inal paper, twelve paper sheets each 3 by 4V6 inches, a large screw, two steel pens, a stone weighing two ounces and three and a half lead pen cils. When the weight became too heavy to draw otherwise, the katydid got its fore feet over the edge of the table for a better bold, and on the addition of another weight it increas ed the adhering power of its feet by moistening them in its mouth. New York Tribune. He Didn't Know. One June day in 18G2 near Freder IckshalL Va.. General Stonewall Jack son saw one of General Hood's Texans . climbing a fence to get into a cherry tree. "Where are you going?" shouted Jackson. "1 don't know." replied the j soldier. "To what command do you I . &elttugf "I doo't know." the Texan j cepSed. "Well, what state are you ffroisr "I don't know." Jackson j jpw the man up. but he asked a com- ra8e what it all meant. "Well," was fbenep!y. "Old Stonewall and General tleod jrave orders yesterday that we were not to know anything until after . the Text fight." The .soldier was left to his cherries. Not a Parallel Case. A writer in the Philadelphia Satur day Evening Post tells of a big over grown, bashful booby of a fanner's boy who was afraid even to speak to ! a girl, and whose father one day final- ! Iy lost patience and scolded him round- , Iy for not looking about and finding : some girl to marry. "Why." ta said, "at your age I had been married three I years and had a house and farm of my own!" "Well, but dad." complained the boy. "that ain't the same thing at ail. You only had to marry mother, while I'vw got to go and bunt np some strange girl and ask her to marry me!" . What He Was Showing. A young man sitting in a subway car with legs crossed and one foot showing a highly polished shoe and silk sock extended so far into the aisle as to make it almost impossible for people to pass without eoming in con tact with the obtruding member was brought to a sense of his disregard for others by three young women who sat opposite. -One said. "I wonder If he is showing his foot or his shoe?" The second said loud enough to be heard above the car clatter and of the amusement of others, "1 thjpk he wants to show his clocked socks watch It" "No." said the third, "he's only showing his bad manners." The foot came down and was lost in the crowd which got off at the next sta tion. New York Tribune. An Innocent Query. At a dinner party in England the tiost Introduced to the favorable notice .of the company, amid murmurs of ad miration, a splendid truffled pheasant "Isn't-It a beauty?" he-said. "Dr. So-and-so gave it to me; killed it him elf " "Ah! What was he treating It for?" .asked one of the guests. One Disadvantage. , Potts It Is a gnut deal better to own your own home and not have to pay rent Isn't it? "Lofts Well, yes, in m general way it is. but it has its dis advantages. A fellow can't go roundx driving nails anywhere he pleases in ' he woodwork . of his own home, you Sknow. Boston Transcript Her Advice. , Ah." he said, as he led her back to toer seat after the waltz. "I Just love dancing.' Weli,' she replied as she attempted to repair a torn flounce, "you'rejaot too old to learn." The man. with a new Idea is a crank Until tbe idea succeeds. Mark Twain. Conferring a Title. While he was governor of Kentucky Proctor Knott sent to the Hon. Stod dart Johnston a certificate, officially signed and bearing tbe impress of the great sea of the state, duly commis sioning him as "Mister." which be said was a distinctive and honorable title theft no Kentupkian had ever previous ly borne. Lost and Founda Heart Nothing - seems so hoped ess iy lost, when It l lost as a heart; yet noth ing, when It la lust is by the expe rience of the centuries so absolutely certain of recovery. Puck. v The Comeback. Skinflint I have no money, but I will give yon a Ifttle advice. Beggar -Well, if Ver ain't got no cfoney yer advice can't be very valuable. Chris tian Advocate. Laughter. , Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remiss ness and dissolution in alllthe powers of the soul.-and thus far it may be looked upon as a weakness in the com position "of human nature. But if we consider the frequent reliefs we re ceive from it and how often it breaks the gloom which is apt to depress the mind and damp our spirits with tran sient unexpected gleams of Joy, one would take care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life. Addison. . A Matter of Color. Why do you refer to your youngest soa as tfie black sheep T Because he paints the town red." Toledo &lade. You complain of ingratitude. Were you not repaid by your pleasure in doing good? Levis. Light Men. At a certain hotel in Liverpool an Englishman! an Irishman and a Scotsman were arguing as to which of , their respective countries had the lightest men. The Irishman led the argument by saying: "We have men of CorkP That may be." said the Scotsman; "but we have men of Ayr.? "Well," said the cockney, "that is very light, but we have lighter men on the Thames." His Ways. "My husband. sobbed Mrs. , Frivol, "Is the most contrary kind of a man. "How sor" asked her. sympathetic friend. , "Why. every time, responded the aggrieved wife, "that I begin dressing up he is; sure to give me a dressing down." Baltimore American. Hidden Danger. Owner How did you come to punc ture the tire? Chauffeur Ran over a milk bottle. Owner Didn't yon tee it in time? Chauffeur No; the kid bad it under bis coat Town Topics. A Dream of a Hat She I dreamed last night yon bought me a new hat He Well, that's the first dream of a hat you ever had that lidn't cost me money. Club Fellow. TO rice Consideration Buy the best piano you can afford. That's a safe rule for the piano purchaser. There is nothing so unsatisfactory as a cheap piano, an in strument made for the piano market to'be sold to those who can bo ca joled into buying. Such a piano gets out of order, can hardly be kept in tune by the constant labor of a tuner, is a constant source of expense, and Instead of giving pleasure, is a perpetual cause of annoyance. When you come here to look at pianos, you will find at least four separate and distinct grades, all of them tagged with the prices mark ed in plain figures. What an advantage this give3 you to be able to compare pianos of different grades right along beside each other, the best with the cheaper grades. Every piano warranted to be a most ex cellent instrument for the price charged or money cheerfully refunded. Here we keep about fifty pianos in stock and you will certainly find one in this great number that will please you in every way. 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