6 THE CHARLOTTE NEWS, CHAKLOTTE, N O, SATURDAY AFTERNOON, DECEMBER 3, 1921. t i ,4 I' '3 A ) At :,l J, WIMTXl u s Tinker torie lyCarlysle H. Dolcomb MR. WEASEL HEA RS GODD NEWS '.'Tinker Bob, Tinker Bob, where are you at? Come to me, come to me, quicker than scat." This was the song of Bob White as he went to the King's palace. Bobbie stays in the forest all Winter, that is he stays close to the forest, and he has heard that Tinker Bob is going to take a long jouuney. Bob White is a friend and doesn't want the King to go away till ho. can have a long talk with him about certain important things. "What will you have Bob White?" aaked the King of the Forest as he heard this fellow going through the forest calling at the top of his voice. "I am not so far away." "O King. I want you to come to see where I live before you go away on the long journey I have heard about. You see I have had trouble every Winter with the children of Red Fox and Mr. Weasel and the Hunter. It keeps me busy trying to keep them out of the way of those who would destroy them." "Well Bobby, tell me where you are planning on living this Winter?" ."I'm now living in the Hunter's corn field and if lie doesn't take his corn into the barn I will have a good place till lied Fox linds out where I am then he will be there. Will you come over to see us?" Tinker Bob decided to go to see Bob White and his family. He finds them in the cornfield hiding behind a shock of corn. It was a line place for them so long as Mr. Weasel didn't find it out but when he does find it out he will be there in the middle of the night. "I'll toll you what to do," said the King. "You and Mrs. Bob White go over :o the place where Mr. Weasel lives nd begin to talk about where you are ioing to live and speak about living in ihe forest near the river, over by the swamp. When he hears you he will say lo Red Fox that there is where they can (ijid a good feast and they will never :hink of going to the Hunter's cornfield :o look for you." Well if there is anyone in all of the "I think this swamp would be a good place to live this winter." forest that wants to do just what the King tells them to do it is Bob White. He took Mrs. Bob White and went to the swamp where Mr. Weasel lives and there they began to talk loudly. One said: "I think this swamp would be a good place to live this Winter." The other answered: "Yes, I think we will just bring our children over here and stay about this swamp for there are so many places lo hide here that no one can nna us. Mr. Weasel was the first one to hear this .conversation and he listened care fully chuckling to himself to think that he knew all of the hiding places in the swamp and would 'soon have them all killed off for his Winter's supply of meat. "I'll go at once to tell Red Fox," said he to himself and he sneaked away. Next: The King Hears Mr. Weas el's Story. THE "YOUNGER SET." The "younger set," oh, the "younger set," We hear of them each day. With their Airedale pups and their horse show cups And their razzy, jazzy way. Oh, the swagger pairs and their love affairs And their gossips at the Ritz; Society news sets forth their views In entertaining bits. Society's pet is the "younger set," With its "toddle," "jazz" and "crawl," With its "debs" and "subs" and its gay flub-dubs, . And its weird Tuxedo drawl. Society's game is a hard way to fame . When the staid ol fogies fret. It's a strenuous fad. and I've always been glad I'm not in the "younger set." Marat, the Trench revolutionist, was killed while taking a bath. The Russian revolutionists are perfectly safe. "Do not be a litterer," says Mayor Hjlan. We hope this does not refer to some of our literary people. They "say they are selling gas at a flat rate in New York, but what if you don't live in a flat? IT'S OLD, BUT THIS IS A DUL.L DAY. Went to a show last night, but I got a dog's seat K-9. How's that? A. J. Newman. THE HAPPY END. ' Two hours later Ned was sitting with the happiest expression on his face that had been seen there for days, alternate ly questioning his mother and Miss Laura, in spite of the fact that they told him every thing there was to know several times over. Miss Laura had also told him about the discovery of his letter in Arline's hands. She told him in private when she had called him into the kitchen to help her with some pesky thing or other. And as she had hoped, he had promised never to let the story go any farther than to his wife. He gritted his teeth hard when he heard of Arline's perfidy and bewailed the fact that there was not an airplane to Chi cago that .very minute. Over and over he read the "sweetest letter ever writ ten" out in Miss Laura's kitchen until his mother's voice called them both made him thrust it into his deepest pocket. "To think that she still loves me, to think that my darling wrote me these words," he muttered to himself. "Miss Laura, I'm going to take the night train. Give me that new address, the one she told you never to let me know, and wait for us. That's all I have to say." And that same evening. Ned left Wellsburg on the fastest train, yet to his way of thinking, the very slowest in the world. At noon the next day he was walk ing up one of the busiest streets, his arms laden with bundles for his lady bird, jewels, candies, flowers, every thing that he could lay hands on, as offerings to her. Suddenly when passing by a large shop he happened to look up casually, and his heart nearly burst with joy, for there, sitting a little back from the window was his beloved Cherry. In another moment he had cleared the space between them, and regardless of the many customers surrounding her at the moment, threw his arms round her and kissed her over and over again. "Ned," screamed Cherry, when she caught sight of him striding towards her, "Ned!" "Sweetheart," he whispered, as he took her to his heart. Monsieur Marcy came bustling up at that moment and advanced towards Ned with a question in his dark eyes. This was unseemly conduct for the showroom of a well-known establish ment. Ned. all undaunted, explained that Cherry was his wife and he had come to call for her. That was all. Beaming happily they left the shop some few minutes later and walked to a waiting taxi. Here Ned deposited his bundles and his Cherry and gave the order "Plainsvills." . What took place within that taxi may easily be imagined. Ned kissed the little hands of his wife dozens of times and she in turn told him of her complete love for him as they flew along. At his story of the great wrong Arline had done her Cherry was silent. It was surprising to her that a girl could be so cruel and wicked and would want to try to break two loving hearts. . "Ned, darling, maybe she didn't know that we really loved each other as much as we do, maybe." "Maybe nothing," answered Ned, stopping her words with passionate kisses. "Let's stop thinking of Arline. We've lost too many happy hours through her already, sweetheart, and we have to get your mother into her Sunday go to meeting clothes and onto that night train for Wellsburg before sundown. Day after tomorrow will be Christmas, darling, our first together. Maybe you knoAv now what that means to me?" as he bent and hugged her to him again. " 'Deed I do, Neddy. And, oh, to think that next Christmas there'll be a lit tle Neddy to watch it come in with us. I feel so happy, heart's dearest. Hold me to you again." When the Chicago train pulled into Wellsburg station next day there was a noisy group of its citizens gathered there to welcome the returning pair. A shout went up as soon as they caught sight of Edward Randall standing on the platform with his arm round his little wife, alternately smiling adoringly into her husband's eyes and at the goodly collection of friends waiting to greet them. One white-haired lady bustled through and was the very first to reach the steps as the train came to a stop. She threw her arms- round Cherry and kissed her over and over again. The miracle had come to pass! "Cherry, daughter," she cried, 'for give your old mother and never stop be lieving that she loves you more than words can tell," said Mrs. Randall as she kissed and cried over the small form that smiled so sweetly back at her& "Indeed I will, mother," answered Cherry as she kissed her mother all over again. "And, oh, how good it is to be home again!" "Yes, and to think that in a few weeks we'll be in our very own home darling," Ned whispered in his ear as he stood watching his wife proudly. "Dearest man in the world," she cooed back at him. "King of my heart, I'll never, never leave you again." THE END. Even the man who goes around all day with his mouth shut and his ears open may enjoy sleeping with his mouth open and his ears closed. Hon. S. T. Wen, member of the Chinese delegation to the Limitation of Arma ment Conference, will speak on "China Today" at the Y. M. C. A. Sunday 4 P. M. 3-2t Kansas City motorist found a $300 ! diamond stickpin in his punctured tired. How did he see that $300 dia- j mend with a microscope? i it Are You One of Those People Who Throw Away Money? Thousands and thous ands of dollars are wast ed each year tons and tons of good fuel burned up needlessly in poorly constructed ranges This waste can be prevented if you use care in choosing the right Range. We investigated very carefully before we de cided to distribute Fa vorite Ranges. A care ful study of details has been applied in their con struction. The materials are of the best quality they give a steady even heat they are econom ical and every one is handsomely finished. They deliver the utmost in cooking satisfaction That's why we sell them. They are reasonably priced. Charlotte Hardware Company SO East Trade St. Phones 1505-1506. New York actress went west and had her face strteched and is now a ! beautiful young thing ready to play kid parts in the pictures. It might be j well to have this tried on some of the "beauty choruses" we have seen. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, SING! Heaps of songs have been written Of youths that were smitten And flappers who, too fell in love. Miles and miles have been sung about, One might say flung about, Milady's kerchief and glove. There are songs about Mars, There are songs of the stars. There are million! of songs of the moon. There are songs about morning, Sad songs with a warning, And loads about couples that spoon. ; There are songs without number . O wild dreams of slumber, I And wilder onev dreamed while awake. There are ditties quite frisky, T ith parts downrieht rtamiA. And songs of, the mist on the lake. There are songs of the fall And of nothine at all! Of the bride and the groom and thp I ring. There is not a thing left; j I am simply bereft, l And so, therefore. I sing, simply I sing. Lester Lamb. j Count Sjiszlo Szechenyi has arrived i from Europe. To pronounce him. sneeze three times and clap the hands. Outside of seeing a woman splitting wood, the most disgusting sight is to see a man trimming hats. It is always easy to be philosophical , vvuen you nave wnat you want. 15; MOONSHINER IS A GREAT ADVERTISER Washington, Dec. 3. North Caro lina has a "moonshiner" who . heiWos j in advertising his wares. Revenue offi- ! O.OVS in Aehovilln ... 'cuuji v;o.me across a bottle bearing a unique label, which they sent to Internal Revenue Com missioner Blair, himself a North Caro linian. This label was the avertise ment of the, moonshiner, and it read as follows: "Pure mountain korn likker. Bottled in a barn. Made in the backwoods of the, mountains of Western North Car olina by an ol-time blockader that don't give a dam for laws and prohibition. Retailed on the Ashevill-e market by all the high-class bootleggers for five bones per pint and worth every cent of it. Guaranteed to be strong enough to make you drunk as the devil in ten minutes and mean enough to make a baby bull frosr snit in a ixrVioi bhake well and get ready to have a fit The label has been, added to the In ternal Revenue Bureau's museum. Reaches where it's hard to reach No need of moving heavy furniture when you use the Royal Electric Cleaner ! Its scientifically constructed nozzle is designed to glide into the hard-to-reach places beneath radiators, around table legs, under beds and davenports and pick up every particle of dust and dirt. We'll gladly clean a room for you and dem onstrate this and other features of the Royal. Eighteen cents a day will put this electric servant in your home. Ask today for a demonstration and the terms of our easy-payment offer. OFFICE CAT BY JUNIUS 0VtOWT 121, BY EDGAR ALLAN MOSS TKAOt MAKK KOISTCeO U. S. CAT. OFF. FOOL QUESTIONS. "Collector" asks: "If Tea Leaves an unpaid bill will Grounds settle?" R. F. asks: What do the eyes teach their pupils? SANTA'S SLIP. Mother "Who ever taught you to i.sc; that dreadful word?" Tommy "Santa Ciaus, mama." "Santa Ciaus?" "Yes, mama, when he fell .over a chair in my bedroom on Christmas Eve." TOO BAD! "You'll get run . in," said the pedes trian to the cyclist, "if you ride with out a light." L "You'll get run into," responded the rider as he knocked the other down. "You'll get run in too," said the policeman as he stepped forward and seized the cyclist. Just then another scorcher came along without a light, so the policeman was run into, too, and had to run in two. PHARMACY ECHOES. "I never give anybody hydrophobia in dog days," as the catnip said to the customer's bull terrier. "We all do fade as a leaf," said the war dyes, one o another. "You are only a sundry," was the cutting remark of the muriatic acid to the aristocratic box of stationery. "All is grist that oomes to my mill" as the patent medicine eater said to the basolutely latest universal rempnv. a. herb gathered in the lunar crater ' -. i.. ... .. . vt pernicus anu aeuverea Dy the Kam- cow Koute. "You are not fit -to associate with me," said the hair restorer to the medi cine dropper. "It js rumored that you onen taKe a drop too much." I "Why don't you stick to your job?" j as me chewing gum said to the cough drops. "You deal far too tenderly," as the sulphate of zinc said to the chlorate of r otassium: "My inning now!" MYERS PARK $9750.00 Buys a beautiful new Dutch Colonial Home on Queens Road, uyers Park.' Lot 100 by 200 feet. The house has seven rooms, tile bath, vs. ment, warm air heat, hardwood floors. Terms may be arranged to suit the purchaser. Immediate p0s session. We consider this the best home proposition on the markot ana Invite your inquiry. E. C. GRIFFITH COMPANY 814 S. Tryon St. Telephone 877 and 42 M vers Park Homes We have for sale on Selwyn avenue two seven-room houses tlv, we can make very attractive prices on, and also unusually good ten,, to the man who desires' terms. If you are interested jn buying a small home in Myers Park let us show you. Thies-Smith Realty Company REAL ESTATE RENTS INSURANCE Builders of Characteristic Homes 200 Commercial BIdg. Phones 32784113 THREE BRAND NEW HOMES Immediate Possessio Each house has 6 Dooms and bath, and basement hardwood floor beautifully tinted extremely nice bath and electrical fixtures. Eah hn built of very best No. 1 quality lumber double floors storm sheeted solid and solid brick under pinned cement sidewalk from house to strti,, lithic street near car lines, and splendid neighborhoods. One is located -i Elizabeth-Piedmont section, and two located on Amherst ' Place Myers Pari $6350 $6500 and $6350. Everything in these houses bears inspection go spect them from top to bottom as to material and workmanship. So far as "i kiiow, you can't find their equals in Charlotte for the money considering ;,, cations, etc. Two of them may be bough1, by prospective purchasers for ., vestment purposes, and be leased for a year at S60 each are you interested"' rentmsr a new home. Phone 2772 JONES THE REAL ESTATE MAN . (Frank F . Jones) Office, 200 Rcaltv Bid- wuiiu jl . oiuiiii iaicsiuaii. DEFINED. From Houston Chronicle. Respectability consists of not say ing what you think and not doing what you want to do. IJa Duck: "Aren't you ashamed to have your feathers eo mussed? Why can't you be neat like little Johnny Cockerel?" Duckling: "Aw. may, he carries a comb." Farm Journal. WOW! That kid will not shut up at all, I hear him from a.far; What with his racket and his bawl. He'll make a tennis star. 1 I i--t i I iiiiiiiir imi II uthern Public Utilities Co. ODD FACTS, SCIENTDJIC AND OTH ERWISE. A delicate instrument, known a the copophone.:,attached to automobiles j gives a warning oi tne approach of j;peed cops. It is said a million cases have boon discovered in the Great American Desert. A reformer has inventer blinders for men, and will ask Congress to pass a law compelling all men to wear them on windy days. THAT WASN'T HER NAME. Student "Sir, I want permission to be away three days after the end of vacation." Dean "Ah! you want three mor? doys of grace?" ' " ' j Student "No, thre more days of jcrtruae. Buy A Home STOP PAYING RENT MAKE SMALL PAYMENT BALANCE EASY 5- rdoms and bath Bungalow, large lot, garage, fine shade, 1003 West Second street, $350 cash, balance monthly $4,850 6 rooms and bath. New bungaJow, 1106 West Second Street, big lot, large porch, three living rooms, a con venient house in good neighborhood, $500 cash, bal ance monthly $6,000 8 rooms, two baths, 213 South Cedar street. A new big roomy house on paved street, $750 cash, balance monthly , $10,750 4 rooms, 1501 Seigie avenue, in Villa Heights, modern conveniences, $50 cash, balance $30 per month $2,550 7 rooms and bath, 1007 West Second Street, large lot, nice big rooms, $500 cash, balance monthly 6- rooms and bath, 1102 West Second St. Large dandy house, just painted. A bargain at $5,000. $750 cash, balance monthly. Price $4,750 Phone Me For Appointment. J. H. McAden 200 South Cedar St. Phone 350 Walking is better exercise outdoors than around a pool table. Seaboard Air Line Railway rwitager Ttain Scltednleii. .Arrival and depnrtura of oassens-r tra'ns. Charlotte. N. C. INSURANCE t- V. llMO.I Between 6:00a No. Ar. 9:08a 9:56a 5 :00p 3:43p con 13U:40p .06 14CharIotte-Wil land Hamlet Inectlnnn lefMonroe-Ruth'ton 34IRuther-ton - Wil-i I imingron tna Ral-J J Glgh 341 Q 40a Charlotte-WiL ... .1 igji2 :25p and Hamlet con-f r--0P nections. - I I eigh and Rather- lfniittAn i . iii Monroe -. Juther- noraion, aionroe (connections - .. .-... is i.or worroiK, Rich mond and . polnta lisortn. 3:35p 8:12p Ul trains daily. Schedules published as Information an3 sr not guaranteed. - E. W. 'LONG, Division Pcssenifer Areat. 4ke 180. S5rJ?iciirtom- Passenger Station 207 W. Trade St. N. Tryon Street. Phone 20. Pnone 1 ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE Fire, Liability, Plate Glass, Boiler, Fly Wheel Health and Accident Bonding. The Carolina Company 328 S. Tryon St. Phones: 609-1430-4396 " " ' 1 " " Ap artment FOR RENT 5-rooms and bath, hot water heat tile bath. Just painted and papered 5 solutely modern in every way. C7K EER 1P-,U. MONTH Reference required, both financially and morally, M. B. ROSE Basement Trmt Bldi. , phone 7S6 EDUCATION WEEK-Dec. 4 to 10 Every week Is Education Week at our school. Everv week we re ceive new students and every week we send some to atracth and well paying positions as stenographers, bookkeepers and in TArtratil0, COm5?iete thout a practical business train-wt-li wflt SU af 76 sJ,ve WiU help you to meet the issues of lireit will make you independent and successful The necessary training time is short and the cost Is small CLebSIU1- lhe necessary Telephone, call or write for particulars. " ' Goeffe Charlotte, N. C. 'An Accredited flhAAi" F. L. RIGGSBEE, Mgr. Raleigh," X. Gi Our Fall Series Is A Healthy Series ONLY SIX WEEKS OLD AND ALREADY HAS OVER T000 SHARES fCew shares may still be secured in this series Tw navino v,i V c u x . 0urc" "i tnis series Dy paying back to September 3rd. We know of manv "pros- tPoeo"? haVe UP them t0 COme efore LZlZtl Wor. Pius the. profit equal $100.00. Thi sVaTS nt' Until th age amount 'invested. the profits "Presents 6 per cent on the aver- OUR SEMI ANNUAL STATEMENT Ts ready for distribution, and is very complete Wp rn, w l , formation . about T their- Association Tthat be sSurL sh1freholde e entitled to. all the In- and disbursements, and income and expend ' W ShW comPlete statements of recepit MECHANICS PERPETUAL BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION J. H. WEARN, President 207 N Tryon St. v E. J. CAFFFREY, SecY and Treas. : 1 il