THE CHARLOTTE NEWS, CHARLOTTE, N. C, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, DECEMBER 27, 1921. yCarlysle H.Hoicomb AN EARLY 31 ORXIXG SONG. Tinker Bob, Tinker Bob, where do you go? The hills and the valleys are covered with snow. Away from the forest no paths do you know, Tinker Bob, Tinker Bob, where do you go? The King of the Forest heard these words ringing in the early morning air ust outside the palace. Silky had not heard them for he slept more soundly than Tinker. You see the King thought Silky ought to hear some singing be fore they started away lest he migh,t forget what it sounded like. "Listen. Silky." said Tinker Bob. "Do you hear that song?" Silky listened and heard it reneated. "Who is it that sings like this so early in the morning?" he asked. "It is the Dwellers of thp Forest who have come to say goodbye before we leave for the lands far away," Tinker lion answered. "You don't mean to say that they are all singing like that?" "They can't understand that we are going- away to the junprles of a strange land. To those who live in the forest the Jungles mean nothing. They never saw any creatures so large as the Ele phant and none of them can under stand what it all means to go off to a strange land lik that. Of course some of the birds kno-.v more about it than Jack, the Rabbit, for he can't see any Poi-tVir tVian Vn nnp vhfn It crimps to knowing the creatures that he never j saw "No, he has no imagination," said Silky. "He isn't like me. I can see creatures that never did live in all the world! I can look into the dark and see strange things that never seem to appear in the day light." "Once upon a time I could do the DR. L. S. FOX DENTIST 21 & W. Trade St. Phone 3896 Over Yorke & Rogers Next to Woolwortb', Silky Listened and Heard It Repeated. same thing." said Tinker Bob. "I used to be afraid in the dark. I thought there were a dozen creatures about me all the time. Then when I met Old Man Experience he told me that there were no creatures only those you could really see and feel and then I tried it out. When I thought I saw a creature I went up to him and when I got there he was gone, for there wasn't such a thing. But the creatures of the forest are not . that way. They cannot see things unless they really exist." "Listen!" cried Silky, "that singing sounds closer than it did." "Ope the door, Silky, and let them come in. for this will be the last tim-e for us to see them all together." Siiky opened the door and who do you suppose had come to the King's Talace? TVell we will see tomorrow. Nextlack Thinks It Safer Under the Bed. To Stop a Cough Quick j take HATES' HEALING HONEY. I vops the Tickle, Heals the Throat and Cu'-fs the Cough. Price 35c. A frt? box of GROVES O-PEN-TRATE SALVE for Chest Colds. Head Colds and Croup is enclosed with every bottle. (tues-fri) Seaboard Air Line Railway raiectr Ttain Schedules. Arrival and departure of passenger trains, utianotte. N. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SCHEDULE Passenger TraJn rmt-mu1en. Arrival and departure of Passenge: trains. Charlotte, N. C. Lv. 3:22a 1 : C 5 a i :Jrp No. 29 30 Between INo.i Ar. L,v. isetweeii Atlanta-B'gham .. 30112:55a Wash.-Xew Vork. . 291 3:15a iWash-Xew York.. 311 7-1 o 7:4(ia jniAtianra-uanville . 43!ll:20f 5:00p 5IColumhia J 3fii 9:10a x2:O0p 12ITaylorsville llixS:0C:'i 8:lopi .;si asti-New "lork.. 37110:30a 9:1'tp:iSSvash-New York.. 137 9:20a fi:30p 1 ZiKic-hmond-Norfolk. llllO:1So 9:02p! S5:B'eham-N. Orleans! 3611 0:0n,i 10 :4 5a! 11 "Col timbia-nhals'n.. . I114U 2:35p 4 :3Ki l l,Charlotte-Vil. I land Hamlet I nections. 9:00a lSLYlonroe-Ruth'ton a:ooal 34 1 13U:40p con 5:00p 3:45p S:2tp Ruther-ton - Wil-I 1 Imlngtoii and Ral- leigh . 31 I 15 9.06 JOICharlotte- Wil. land Hamlet con Jnectlons. :i!V'lniington - Ral- eigh and Puther- ifordton I6nvionroe - Ruthr- ifordton, Monroe connections i:or Norfolk, Rich mond and points (North. 9.40a 19,11:35a P:?0a lOiWinston-Salem 4:30p 45 G'ville-Wminster . 3:00p 46 G'boro-Danville ... 7:20a 3 ilColtim bin -A ugrusta . 8 :20a I 1 6ITaylorsvil le ! 10:12a! SfilXew York-Wash.. 9:25a 137 Atlanta lG:37a 37!Atlanta-N. Orleans 4:25a 44(J'boro-Oanv!lle .. Il:u0a 14Salisbury. "Winston- Barber. Moore s ville Norfolk-Richmond. Atlanta 31 3:35p 16 8:12p ft i .vH trains dally. Schedules published as information and f- - not guaranteed. I Divlsiou Panenser Agent. ihone MO. City Ticksc Offlc Passenger Station 207 W. Trade St. N. Tryon Street. . Phone 20. Phone 1 9 48 12:45p 1 :20d 45! 4:10i, 321 7:20n 15 9:00u 351 8 :55n 138! 9:3hp S:U5r- 13! 4:58p 11110:15a 16 5:30p x Daily except Sunday. Through P.illman sleeping car serv ice to Washington. Philadelphia, New York. Richmond, Norfolk. Atlanta, Bir mingham, Mobile, New Orleans. Unexcelled service, convenient sched ules and direct connections to all points. Schedules published as information and are not guaranteed. CITY TICKET OFFICE ,207 "Wst Trade St. Plione 20. PASSAGER STATIOX West Trnde Street. Phone 417. R. II. GRAHAM Division Passenger Agent Phone 3S60. Pranch 7. GIVE A SCHOLARSHIP ' for a business or stenographic course to you boy or girl as a Christ mas remembrance. Such a gift will be useful and valuable. Tho training given will bring your child independence very shortly In af ter years you will be glad and your child grateful if vou do this NOW Winter term begins January 2, 1922. Send for catalog GcCCeffe Charlotte, X. C. An Accredited Scliool" Raleigh, N. C. S23 ISN'T IT TRUE? Tou take them here, you take them there, And when you've finished they give you the air; Yet there is one who will surely say: "It's the woman who always has to pay!" It's a taxi for this and a taxi for that; Your roll is lean where it once was fat; - Yet the heroine mutters in all the plays: "It's the much abused woman who always pays!" Tou buy all the eats, you buy all the drinks; Deep in their hearts we're the miss ing links; Tet th9 poet will quote in his righteous way, "It's the woman who always has to pay!" Oh, those Amies and Dotties and Ger ties and Lills, Why don't they ever settle the bibs? I'm changing that phrase with my head in a daze: "It's the downtrodden MAN who al ways pays'" Mark Hellinger. Corn at 20 cents a bushel, says the Department of Agriculture, equals coal at $10 a ton. "What does corn at $10 a quart equal, professor?" Inquires the Hootchinson "Gazette." Corn at $10 a quart equals funeral processions at $12 a carriage. ' The dome of the capitol at Washing ton is now illuminated. Some of the Congressional domes beneath it are light enough. FOR "THE, BLUSHING BRIDE." , For a long time we have read of "blushing brides," but now they are to. blush no more. . Several ministers throughout the country, notably in New Jersey, have formulated rules for bridal apparel. Before marriage is per formed by these pastors, the bride must: "Wear skirts not higher than where the spring of the calf of the leg be gins. "Skirts must, be wide enough to al low genuflecting without exposing the calf, much less the knee. "No dress called technically an 'evening dress' shall be allowed. That is, they must not be cut low, although a slight 'V will be allowed. "Sleeves must not be shorter than the elbow. (How short is an elbow, anyhow?) "There must be a real covering of hat or veil for the head. If a thin veil is worn, it must be lined. "All transparent or semi-transparent material . shall be heavily lined." What's the fun of being a bride and having a swell church weddyig? Heav en knows it is hard enough to get a husband these days without trying to find one who goes into the affair blind, as these pastors would have him do. "No more tobacco after 1924!" is the cry of the antis. We know some cig arette manufacturers who are three years ahead of the time now. The average information booth la the place where they are all too busy to give it to you. A Long Island man took a drink of prohibition budge last week with sui cidal intent. A fool and his money keep Wall Street going. Household Hint"1 By MRS.MCRTOIM JL JL yr MENU HINT. Breakfast. Halved Grape Fruit. Cooked Cereal. French Toast. Maple Syrup. Ccffee. Luncheon. Cream of Tomato Soup. Croutons. Pineapple Pie. Cocoa. - Dinner. Meat Loaf. Mashed Potatoes. Creamed Canned Beans. Fruit Whip. Coffee. RECIPES FOR THE DAY. When purchasing meat for a meat loaf it is not advisable to ask for a pound of ground meat, for, although the price may be lower, so is the qual ity, and one cannot always be sure of the freshness of meat purchased in this manner. If one can be sure that the butcher's meat grinder is clean it is sometimes possible to purchase the round steak and ask him to grind it, but the safest way is to purchase the meat and grind it at home. In this way one is assured of the quality and freshness of the meat and the cleanli ness of the utensil used for grinding it. Meat loaves are often mada,"'of vari- HelpYourself As a builder of strength or protection against weakness Scott's Emulsion has stood the exacting test of time. Help your self to renewed strength, take Scott's Emulsion! Scott tc Bown. BIttomfieU, N. J, ALSO MAKERS OF (Tablets or Granules) cB INDIGESTION IE i 20-17k ous meat combinations such as pork and beef or veal and beef. Then, too, there are various things that may be added to improve the flavor. Among these are tomatoes, pepper, onions and pimentos. Occasionally one may like to put a couple of hard cooked eggs in the center of the loaf, so that when it is cut a slice of egg will be in the center. Tomato Jelly Two cups of tomato juice, one teaspoon of salt, one tea spoon of sugar, one slice of lemon, cay enne pepper, two tablespoons of gela tine. Boil the tomato juice with the slice of lemon; add seasoning; strain. Dissolve gelatine in cold water. Have tomato juice boiling hot: add gelatine. Pour into mold; let stand for several hours. Serve with mayonnaise. This will te made in the morning and is enough to make the basis for the next day's lunch. SUGGESTIONS. Work On A Schedule Systematize your nousework and see how much time there, is for other things. Learn to work with quick, deft mo tions and even dish washing will lose its terrors. When 'hands are trained to do cer tain tasks in the easiest and quickest manner possible housework can be done on schedule time and a long af ternoon be left free. Work on a time table and adhtre to it. A Time and Money-Saver Time is money; yes. and so is space. One of the places where space counts the most is in the kitchen, in which "every little movement has a meaning of its own." Time and labor are wasted wholesale on account of awkward arrangement of the furniture and tools. .Nowhere has modern rfficiency counted for more than in the kitchen, which is the fam ily laboratory, the household bakery and laundry. One of the primary blunders, often times, is the built-in clipboard, planned when the cook's or houseworker's re quirements are merely guessed, not understood. To move the built-in cup board to the right place or reduce it to correct proportion is out of the ques tion. There it is. to stay. The portable kitchen cabinet, on the other' hand, is readily shifted. It is a marvel of space economy, because it is the result of the combined experi ences of thousands of families. It is a teache? of household efficiency, in its every plan. It is a constant example and stimulus to ship-shape methods. It is also an example of economy in first cost. o , Am Our Air-Tight AT'EF Will Give You Plenty of Heat HE It is surprising how much heat one of these little heaters can throw off and how econom ical they are in the use of fuel ; it is of course the air tight prin ciple which makes this possible. These heaters are durably made and attractively finished and at these prices are the best values to be found anywhere. Charlotte Hardware Co. 30 East Trade St. Phones 1505-1506 If You Had To Make Your Own Gas think of the trouble ! Coal and intense heat and water and air, men and machinery and vast re sources all these would be required. The making of gas is a highly developed industry. The piping of the gas to your home and the proper connection of the pipes to the gas range or other appliance are quite as important and all a part of the Gas Service we render. If you had to make your own gas you'd go back to using coal or wood. And you'd be justified. We make gas in quantity and sell it just as cheap as we possibly can. Southern Public Utilities Co. Phone 2700 OFFICE CAT BY JUNIUS COPVNiGHY fY EOOAK ALLAN MOM, TRADE MARK REGISTERED O. 3. RAT. rr. PESSIMISTIC. "It makes me sore", Said Uncle Jawn; "I must admit , I'm soreley vexed;" No sooner is One Christmas gone Than I must save Up for the next!" A negro applied to a Kentucky dairy man for work. "All right," saidthe dairyman. "Come around in the morning and I'll put you to work and pay you what you are worth." "Xo, suh. No, Suh." protested the darkey. "Alrcain't do dat. Ah'se git tin' old." HE IS ANGRY. Fellow whose wife could not speak out loud on account of a cold is sore at a certain doctor who gave the woman some tablets that had her back in lull possession of her conversational powers within a very short time "Funny these docs are always doing their best to take the joy out of life," said the husband yesterday as he broke down and wept as if his heart would break. On a cold day, nothing' can make a big, husky man, who is all wrapped, up in fur coat, muff ler and ear muff s, shiv er more than to see a woman, who is clothed mostly in a pleasant smile, trip ping along as if it was the middle of July. - Germany has recovered far enough to kick aooui raxes. IN MYERS PARK $9850 $9600 Two splendid new home3 on Queens Road, ready for possession, offered for sale at very low prices. These homes are built upon large lots and are complete with seven rooms, tile bath, hardwood floors, heating system, window shades, etc. We believe you will be interested in seeing these homes because they are genuine home bargains. You could not duplicate them for the price, and convenient terms may be arranged for the purchaser. E. C. GRIFFITH COMPANY 214 South Tryon St. Telephones 877 and 4208 Myers Park Homes Tfye have for sale on Selwyn avenue two seven-room houses that we can make very attractive prices on, and also unusually good terms to the man who desires terms. If you are interested in buying a small home in Myers Park let us show you. Thies-Smith Realty Company 200 Commercial. Bldf. REAL ESTATE RENTS INSURANCE Builders of Characteristic Homes Phones 32T8-4413 -FOR SALE AN EXTREMELY DESIRABLE DILWORTH HOME een the 300 and 500 blocks with ho; baths , lavatory in bedrooms larps d in perfect condition inside and out f the most desirable homes in Dilworih. 1 on easy terms immediate possession, home see me for particulars Some his place. Arranged so can have two some Dilworth home. ont 6 rooms and basement hardwool ediate possession .. JO'JSO r Charlotte. Located on East Boulevard betw water heating, plant 9 large rooms 2 closets house beautifully papered, an nardwooa nnisn in every way one o Owners leaving Charlotte, and will sel If interested in a first class Dilworih body is going to buy a nice home in t b&ths. This is best bargain in a hand Also 704 Sunnyside Avenue Pieum finish large deep lot brand new iinm We have others scattered ail ove AVhat do they use cloves for nawa-days? JONES THE REAL ESTATE MAN Phone 2772 (Frank F. Jones) Office, 200 Realty Bldg. John T. Smith Salesman. In the city, fowers are sent to sick people. In the country, quince jelly, raspberry jam, peach preserves, lemon jelly cake, canned oysters, strawberry tarts and um urn um. JUNIUS KNOWS. Of all the onery mortals That on this earth do roam. The meanest are the soreheads. Who sometimes use a phone. These cranky individuals Should be required to. stay At home until their breakfast foods Tone up proper for the day. This indigestion is a thing That's very hard to fight And when it hits a cranky man He can treat no one right. Some tonic I think would help To strengthen out the kinks. And lots of fresh fruits, -so they claim. Is mighty good for jinks. You know sometimes we listen to Five hundred just like you. Who dictate, jaw and quote the law, And run our business too. 1 1 gets so -ver tiresome - When we try to please you all You get so ail-fired sassy If we don't jump at your call With noisy office, phone N. G. An old crank on the line.. Now you'll admit it makes the life Of an Office Cat, sublime?.. Be a joy-flinger not a . joy killer. S A. 1L IE Buy A Home STOP PAYING RENT MAKE SMALL PAYMENT BALANCE EASY 5- rooms and bath Bungalow, large lot, garage, fine shade, 1003 West Second street, $350 cash, balance monthly $4,850 6 rooms and bath. New bungalow, 1106 West Second Street, big lot, large porch, three living rooms, a con venient house in good neighborhood. $500 cash, bal ance monthly i $6,000 8 rooms, two baths, 213 South Cedar street. A new bis roomy house on paved street, $750 cash, balance monthly , $10,750 4 rooms, 1501 Seigle avenue, in Villa Heights, modern conveniences, $50 cash, balance $30 per month $2,550 7 rooms and bath, 1007 West Second Street, large lot, nice big rooms, $500 cash, balance monthly 6- rooms and bath, 1102 West Second St. Large dandy house, just painted. A bargain at $5,000. $750 cash, balance monthly. Price . $4,750 Phone Me For Appointment . . J H. McAden 200 South Cedar St. Phone 350 The two advertised yesterdajr were j sold. Now we have another trade equally as good: Three 4-room houses, 3 full-sized lots, located in the Second Ward on South Myers street, (colored property). The price is $3500.00 cash. We still have one new Ford touring car for sale or trade. M. B. ROSE Basement Trust Bldg. Phone 796 Rtsaira promptly tfm All' wtrir tflctfy ffuarantMtf. QUEEN CITY CyCLS & "THE RED FRONT 42 N. Coltacp. PtMiM WT Sufficient Insurance? The holiday seasons carry greater risks than ordinary from fire, accidents and of her things. ARE YOU AMPLY COVERED? We write all kinds Fire Accident and Health, Theft, Liability, Explosion, Fly-Wheel, Plate Glass. BONDS Any and every kind (except life.) The Carolina Company 328 S. Tryon St. J Phones: 609-1430-4396 r T9 w or i I? M. AT KM m L M M M K M M C 1 MM M M fl-" M i'S-e Ve We wish a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. This. wish is almost bound to be fulfilled from the very fact o fbeing a sharehold er in the MECHANICS PERPETUAL. To those who are not shareholders in MECHANICS PERPETUAL the best thing that we can do for them is .to urge them into the fold during the coming year. We would urge upon all that this Christmas be a great CHURCH GOING DAY. GO TO CHURCH TODAY MECHANICS PERPETUAL BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION J. H. WEARN, President 207 N Tryon St. E. J. CAFFFREY, Secy and Treas.