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December 10, 1970
THE CAROLINA JOURNAL
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They should give green
stamps in every class
by Sid helper
As a transfer student to UNCC,
it seems that the main question
people tend to ask me is “How to
conditions differ here in relation
to other universities with which I
am acquainted? Since the other
university I am most familiar with
is Carolina, people generally wish
to contrast UNCC (favorably) to
it. This has been rather a problem
for me.
As far as I can tell both
institutions are scholastically very
similar. I don’t particularly groove
on either one. The main
MOM; Hey Sonny, turn left at
the next light. There’s a big
parkin’ lot. There must be a
K—Mart out here.
SON: No, Mom, don’t ya see
that big white tower, that’s the
Belk Tower.
MOM: Belks, K—Mart, who
cares? I said turn off, don’t get
smart with me. You’re not so old
I still can’t turn ya over my knee
and give ya a whipping.
(After several minor
catastrophes, they pull in outside
the gym during registration.)
SGA President Speak.s
Course evaluation
January
Course evaluation week has been set
for Januaiy 4-8, the first week back
irom Christmas vacation. Teams of
students will be going to the
approximately 200 sections to be
evaluated, delivering the packet
containing the course evaluation forms,
fhe forms should be handed out at the
cud of the class period and the
completed forms should be returned to
ppn the next class
t'ERlOD. One student in each class
Should be responsible for taking up the
°rms, sealing them in the course
evaluation packet, and depositing them
h the deposit boxes placed in each
hilding. Forms for each particular
cction must be kept together and sealed
n the packet. Loose forms cannot and
be accepted.
fn Book Exchange will be open
r business January 25-February 5 in
Drn^ 209 of the University Center. The
^...^cdiire for using the book exchange
be as follows: Students will set their
own prices for the books they wish to
sell. If the price is under five dollars the
Book X will add a 25 cent service charge.
If the price is over five dollars, the
service chanrge will be 50 cents.
Students will have a full month to pick
up unsold books. Students whose books
are sold can either pick up their money
at the SGA office, or a check will be
mailed to them.
My last article contained a warning
about certain restrictive proposals
concerning unlimited hours privileges in
the residence halls that were under
consideration of the Administration
Council of the Consolidated University.
These proposals contained, among other
things, curfew hours for 1st semester
freshmen girls and required parental
permission for unlimited hours for girls
under 21. These proposals have, of
course, been bitterly fought by the SGA
Presidents of all 6 campuses of the
University. The Deans of Students were
consulted in this matter and they
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teacher, Pete A. Gogue, on
noticing my glazed stare, asks me
whether the ghost of Hamlet’s
father was a sub-conscious
manifestation of Hemlet’s own
homo-sexual desire for old “Pop.”
Of course I remain calm and
bullshitting, as usual, reply the
answer is obviously no. The ghost
is in reality, the sub-conscious
manifestation of Hamlet’s
incestuous desire for his “Mom.”
Back in my dream world again,
I begin to think, is Sonny’s mom
that far off the track? After all.
From BEYOND THE BIRDS AND BEES. . . "Most of us are in the
uncomfortable position of knowing more about what occurs 238,000
miles away on the surface of the moon than what happens six inches
below our own navels.". . . from David Reuben's book.... "I have
everything now I had 20 years ago-except it's all lower."—Gypsy Rose
Lee....
Look What They Done To Our Brains, Ma... "Is it on?" -
Three-year-old boy holding ballpoint pen.... $70,000 will get you an oil
well drilled or a one-minute commercial during a network telecast of a
professional football game.... "Mass media do more to keep Americans
stupid than even the whole U.S. school system, that vast industry which
cranks out trained consumers and technician-pawns for the benefit of
other vast industries."—Frank Zappa, Mother of Invention.... In 8572
hours of network television in mid-1968, Christian Science Monitor
monitors counted 84 killings and 372 acts or threats of violence....
Continual Connubial Chain?...the following came in the morning
mail: "Dear Friend: This chain letter was started by a woman like
yourself in hope of bringing relief to tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters this does no^ cost anything. Send a copy of
this to 5 of your friends who are equally tired, then bundle up your
husband and send him to the woman whose name is at the top of the
list and add your name to the bottom of it. When your name comes to
the top of the list, you will receive 16,478 men, and some of them are
dandies. Have faith and don't break the chain. One woman broke it and
got her son-of-a-bitch back. P.S. At the time of this writing, a friend of
mine had received 183 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took 3
undertakers 36 hours to take the smile off of her face."...being male,
the letter found the nearest trash can....
Graffiti...overheard: "Not everything is covered in the classroom, but
then, that's today's chance for a little insight." ...At any given instant in
the college lecture hall, 20 per cent of both men and women are
thinking about sex, and only about 20 per cent are paying attention to
the professor. —Survey, American Psychological Association, Wayne
State Univ., Detroit...
El Condor Pasa.... "Where did you go for your vacation?" asked the
tall man waiting for an elevator in Smithsonian Institution. "Cayman
Islands," replied the second. "Where on earth are the Cayman Islands?"
the first inquired. "I've no idea," said the second. "We flew."....
Red Rapid Growth... "Sometimes I think we're alone, and sometimes
I think we're not. In either case, the idea is quite staggering."—British
Astronomer....
The Different Drummer... "You sadist. You want people to think."
-e.e. Cummings to Ezra Pound....
Collagesand/orislands... "When I'm dreaming back like that I begin to
see we're only all telescopes." James Joyce, FW 295-10..;. sentio ergo
sum (I FEEL, therefore I am).... man can no longer live by bred
alone.... "We are waking from the American Dream to realize that it
was a dream few Americans lived in their waking hours." -Gerald
Piel....
Mounts and valleys... "My husband pays little attention to me. He is
so interested in the different kinds of cars. I told him that he suffers
from autoeroticism." ...told by Theodor Reik....
Nighthoughts...idyll internally inspires... Welcome, O life!...falling
forth. The Love Song of A. Martin Carson....
Whiterabbitland... "Cheshire-Puss," she began rather timidly...
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the cat.
"I don't much care where..." said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the cat.
V....the timelessness of togetherness fires the forge, the smithy of my
soul....god love is every only the.... je t'aime....
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