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page six/the Carolina journal/april 12, 1977 Forum Council discusses membership, topics By Brad Rich The University Forum Council met Wednesday April 6 at 4:00 pm in room 107 A of the Cone University Center. The meeting, the first since the Council’s Symposium on Multinational Corporations, was chaired by political science professor Tom Thompson, who replaced last year’s chairperson, Robert Rieke. The Council first discussed plans for filling out its CampusLife By Nancy Davis In a recent issue of the Carolina Journal there was a request from one of the readers to begin some kind of a “Dear Abbey” column. I thought I’d take a look; into it and see what kind of response a column like that vdould get. I polled some female friends and asked them what kind of problems they would write in. The answers were all the same: What can I do to get a boyfriend? Why don’t guys like me? How can I keep my boyfriend? Etc? Well, girls, surprise, surprise. According to a majority of the guys on this campus, the solution is simple...Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Can you believe there are actually mature, adult men at UNCC who believe that if a girl looks like Farrah, she’s got it made? O.K. then, if that’s the way they want it, then that’s the way they’re, gonna get it. I’ve done a lot of investigation into the subject and I feel quite confident that I can give some very good pointers on how to look like Farrah. 1. Be sure that your spring wardrobe is a size smaller than usual. This way, you’ll be sure that everything will be tight in the right places. 2. Some of you may have a ‘small’ problem irt the way your clothes, fit up top. Don’t panic, there’s a sale on Charmin’ at the Winn-Dixie. 3. A white magic marker could be just the thing for your yellowing teeth. If you want that extra gleam and shine, paint clear varnish over your teeth. ‘Won’t do much for you appetite, but it’s guaranteed to dazzle. 4. However, nobody will be able to see your teeth if you don’t smile. There’s no way you can force a smile, but you can form one by sleeping with a slice of orange peel between your lips and teeth. After a week your mouth will just naturally form a great big Farrah smile. 5. You’re nothing without Farrah’s “innocent-look”. In order to look innocent, one must know how to lower their eyes at the right moment and smile naively, istead of laughing out loud. Achieving the innocent look is also mental. By wearing lots of baby powder and telUng “knock-knock” jokes, one should easily get into the right frame for acting innocent. 6. The hardest part is the hair. If you have the Dorothy Hammill look, you may find it hard to get your hair to look like Farrah’s. So, for those of you, with short hair, use your curling iron and create hundreds of little curls. Then just brush your hair back and move your head around a lot to give the ‘bounce’ look. Those with longer hair will have an easier time of it. Roll your hair on Monday night and don’t take it down ’til Friday. Then sit in front of a fan for an hour and follow with a nice layer of hair spray. This ‘windblown’ look will do it every time. Of course we could all walk around with shaving cream in one hand and a cougar in the other. Or we could ride a skateboard down a sidewalk, do a 4514 flip over theBelk Tower, land on our knees and grab hold of a passing mail cart going 80 miles an hour. It’# possible you know. At least according to Farrah it is. But before I go through all the trouble of looking like Farrah, it’d be nice to know that a Lee Majors would be walking around worth catching. membership. Eleven of the 21 members, seven faculty members, seven students and seven community representatives were present. Three student positions are open, two of which will be filled by the Student Legislature, and three of the faculty positions were only recently filled. These three new members, elected Tuesday, April 5 were not in attendance. Next, the Council discussed possible programs for next year. Among the topics mentioned were: Mass Media, East-West Trade, Balance of Power, Congress vs. The Courts, The New Biology, The Decline of American Literacy, Urban Terrorism, Urbanization, Crime in America and Living With Less. Chairperson Thompson expressed concern over the program’s format, and several alternatives were mentioned. Among these was the possibility of scheduling a series of lectures rather than a one-shot program as was done. Thompson also announced the resignation from the Council of Peter Klein, who had been instrumental in this year’s program. The next meeting was set for Monday April 5 at 4:00 pm. Schlitz is 1 trademark of Jos Schlit/ Brewing Co.. Milwaukee. Wisconsin 5ii2)2 THE DEAN OF BEER HAS AUTHORIZED THE FOLLOWING WAYS OF GETTING THE WORDl f«non*iixed Sehihs St«in. Beautiful 14-oz. crystal beer stein handcrafted in Europe. 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