TERMS: $1.25 Per Year In Advance. VOLUME I. CONCORD, N. C, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1888. NUMBER 4. ANTHONY At CROSS, Editors and Publishers. Truth nnd Love. Tkrrt art bat two things true, dear, Since time began to run His wondrous race right through, dear. The worU and round the sua; .And these two things so sweet, dear, I'll sing while I'm above The grass beneath my feet, dear: Truth and Lot. There are but two things sweet, dear, Forever and a day For man is incomplete, dear, And ail things mum away; IButth&se two things I ain, dear; Are ever as our youth; They to the old worl I cling, dear: Love and Truth, They flourish even now, dear, In spite of lies and death. 1 see truth on your brow, dear, And love is In iny breath; And love will be with truth, dear. And truth wttl be with love, Till we i-ttuet our youth, dear, j. Up above. John Ernest McCann, 41 Hold Numbsr Twelve. BY LUKE SIIAET. '0 you hat! d about that, dU you! Who tol l you?-' "Ch irley BranscoTn, the conductor. II-' said ho was rujnijg the train at the time." "So ha was. What did he say about ill" "II3 said it was the most daring thing he ever knew a fellow do. You see, wo w.T3 all it his Dam talking ah nit rail ro id escapes and that sort oi tthiag, aid then hj tolj hjw you suvjd :the train." "Jess so," replied tho telegrapher, without seenaiig to bj very well plowed th it his heroism ha I been the subj -ct of conversation. "Njw, hoior bright, dida't he add anything by tha way of explanation to tha story?'1 "Nj. Whit explaaatioi could thre bel You did save tho train dido t your 'Oh, I saved tho traia all ri?ht enou;h, C aarley is a good sort on fel low, I tell you. Yus; h3 was conductor on No. 12 at that time, still he might have ad Jed somr.thJug to 'thestjry'of heroism that wo-ild have been true enough, yet U shows what a pool hearted fel'w he is not to have told it. Why, were you to blame any about the distch? I understood hira to say that ft Wfts no jau-t on TOUp pirt "No, it was tho train dispatcher's iault. Ila shuld have let nn know ssooner. Idoa't bra? much about th it episode, but I'd tell you tha whole story." The operator paused a moment, and seemed to look back ou that most ex citing period of his life. Tho telc-riph m:.c ine chattered away on tha table, but tho messages were for some other place. ' You see," he began, "No. 13 was duo here at 1:43 a. m. She stopped lew for water, and or order?, fch; as the fastest train on the line at. that 'time, and Brunscome did the ticket scalping on board. That nijht it was raining cats and do?", when Charley camoinwith his lantern huig on his arm. and stood at tho desk till P.te backed the engine from the water Uak. Then he said, 'nothing for mc, th? and I sud there was nothing, and he say, "well; so loug, then,' and out he went. -At tuat moment there was a call for mc nt the instrument, and I answered it. I ouly waited to hear throo words of that message, Lut I tell you thoo throe words ju t midc my hair stand on end. They were: Hald No. 13. ' "I gave one glaneo out tho window and" saw the Ut Pullman sleeper slowly passing. The remainder of that instant was tikvn up in piiagiug clear over that counter and bolting out on the platform. Luckily we had a long plat form at that fetation and I uess I made th- quickest time up that set of plauks th it was ever m ide along that road. You sec on a day train it would not be so bad, for the condu tor always swings him e f on tha last oich. but on the night tr.ins, cspeciilly at th.it hour, everybody ia the sleepers are sleeper themselves, and so he gets on the last rcgu ar car, which ii aoout tho middle of the train. No. 13 generally had time sleepers. She had four oa that night. "Well, I swung on the platform of the last sloeper just as it was passing the end of the station, and I was never - so thankful for anything in my life for the train was beginning to go pretty fast, and it was that or nothing. "I knew that even thin there was not a second to be last, and I must confess that I was pretty bad:y rattled. Al though I had only heird the first three words of the dispatch I knew that some where on tho line, near or close, there was another train coming, that expected to pass No. 12 at our aiding. "I tried the door of the sleeper and was horrified to fiad it locked. I kicked and i eat at the door, but the porter was at the other end of tha car, probab y polishing up someone's boots or ve:y likely asleep. Then I tried to break the glass of the window so that I could put in my arm and push back the door catch, but you know how thick the plate glass is in a car door, and I bad nothing but my elbow to break it with. Every moment I lost was patting me in a frenzy. I gave ono despairing kick at the door hopi ig to break it ia, but il was no good. "The next instant I resolved to get at Pite, tho engineer, by climbing ovei tho top of the train. IIow I ever got up there Idoa't k'ow. I don't believe I c -uld do it now on a standing car to save my life aad by this time the traia j was rattling along at forty miles an hour, swinging around those curves in a way that took my breath away. "The top was slippery with the wet and there was nothing to hold on to. I st.irtel to run along tho top with the blinding smoke and sparks i i my eyes and remembered, when I sprawled full length on tho roof, that there wero iron pipes to let out tha stove smoke. I went th3 rest of the way ou m7 hands and knees. The cadi of the car roof, as you know, come close together and there was no difficulty about getting over the junction, yet, I toll you that was a terrible crawl. It was as dark as black cats and tha smoke was blinding, besides the suJden jerks around tho curv.saudtne on thoso slippery roofj with nothiig to hold on to, and all this at over forty miles an hour, was uo joke. "At last I came to the end of the bag gage car and tried to yell to Ptc, whom I saw therj holding on the lever, but my voice seemed gone. The fireman, I lorgut his name, was shoveling in coil. Igath'red myself up and made one grand leap down on the tender, landing on my hands and knees among th; coal. I crawled over into tho cab nnd said in a voice so hoarse that it sounded strange to myself: "'Back her, Pet?, for God's sake; there's another train ahead. "Then I keeled right over where I stood and faiutcd dead away. Tho strain had been too much for mc "I can just remember Pete's reared face as be saw a coal-begrimed tramp, dripping and without a hit, apparently jump down on him from out thj clou U, but he didn't hesitate a mo neat Just as I went off I heard the scream of the nir brakes, and noticed that Pete flu-jj, her clean over. "Pcto wasn't a man to ask ary questions. He always did his bu iness first aad ielt thj3 talking until after wards. "Pete and tho conductor helped mt into lry room after they had side tracked the train. While ho waited there I told th.-ra all about it. Then Charley looked at P.te and Pete looked at Charley. That look hal a pecuhar meaning. " What's the matter? I ai 1. 'Don't you lwlicve there's a trai i ahead?' ' I gU3ss so, answered Charley. 'Cut why didn't you pull the beil ropj irom the end platform ?' "'Yes,' put in Pete, 'or kick tho underpinning from tha semaphore cogj nnd show the red liht ahead of me. That would have stopped the train.' "Well, I felt pretty cheap, for either of those plans would have worked all right if I had had my wits about me. "Before I could say a word, althou :h I don't know th it I had anything much to say, thcpcciil cama past with -a rudi and a roar th :t shoo'c the depot and Charley sai I as he picked up his lantern, 'Well, never mi id, old fellow. It was the bravest thin: I ever knew of and anyhow you saved tha train.' "So you see, as I told yju, if Charley di I not tell tint part of it he is a prctiy good sort of a f -How, don't you thiak so?" Detroit Free Press. The Bill Was Too Large. Tie stepped into a restaurant for din ner and a waiter spread before him tho printed bill of fare. The ryes of the novice opened wide ash' added the fig ures at the right of the page indicating prices; then springing to his feet ho in dignantly cried: "What I a 1 this to p:iy and I haiu't nut a niouthf.il yet?" Tho outcome we are not told, but on a sub sequent visit the gentleman carried a pnil of victuals with him from home tLewiston Journal. Quite a Deep Interest, Ayoungladyon Ilouston street had several callers tho same evening. Ono remained rather late, and at length, edging his chair toward her, asked, "Miss . I am sure you have an in terest ii my welfare." She was yawn ing behind her hand, and got the word tied in a knot on her tongue as sho graciously replied, "Why, Mr. , you know I take a great interest in your farewell." Chattanooga Times. " Jt a Poor R:ile, Etc A Dexter five-year-old was put to bed the other night a little earlier than sho herself thought desirable. Soon after she called for some bread and milk, and got it. After eating a few spoonfuls, she looked up to her father with a most unconcerned air and remarked: "Papa, I believe I've heard you say it wasn't a good plan to retire immediately after eating. I guess Til get up." Dexter (Me.) Gazette. True. what ia She John, a coastwise steamer? He One that knows how to jceep off the rocks, darling. Puck. PICKPOCKETS. The Methods Pursued By These Lightfingered Individuals. An Inmate of a Prison ef Cell Loosens His Tongue A San Francbco Post reporter has been interviewing an imprisoned pick pocket. "What is your legitimate line of work, as you call it ? ' aiked tho re porter. The prkoner replied: "Taking care of purses and such things for people who don't know how to take caroof them themselves. If a man studies his business he need never get caught picking pockets. It is sim ple nnd nice lignt work for gentlemen who don't care abot doing hard work. You probably don t'kpow it, but the professional dipper studies his work j ist the same a9 a lawyer studies law. Take tho Eistern safe crackers, Randall, Thomas and Heinz, who were out here a couplo of years ago. Why, they've got their business dowa jto a science. Thi'y know just whoro to look for the conibinntion in a safe, and with one Lore they broik tho tu nbler and lock into pieces. It is part of thrir business to know tliese things, and they never have to pry the door oil with a crowbar. Tha I'd not 6afe cracking, and fellows vYio do buagliug work ouht to go to pii-on. "People think that a pickpocket rushes up to n man, dives his baud into his ockvt nnd ;rabs the purse. That s not so. To do neat woik, a pickpocket must have good tal.s' todo t ic 'crush, aud he mu-t bu able to teli what kind of a man he has selected to rob. The stalls' are helpers, and do tho rou-h work whi'.o the pickpocket is getting ihs purse. When you work in a crowd there Is not ono chance in a thousand that you will get caught if the 'stalls understand their bu i.iess. Now. when I worked the theaters or the ferry land ing I alway. h id two good helpar. We would go to the theater and wait until the end of the first act. Of course, we never no: iced e;.ch other, and wheu the other gentlemen would go out to get cloves we would go to. Tho 'stads' then commenced their work, and 1 would stan I back and study. Thy would size up men who looked as if they bad more money than they needed, and would brush up c ose to them. While they were w rkmg in a id out around the bar I would i,c stu lyin. "The nervous man who U always on gtiard against Icing robbed wn9 the one 1 wanted. Now, tha cautious fellow who feels for his pur.scas soon as he had been trowded, shows two things. First, that he hw got something worth stcnl inga.id then that he will go to pieces and lose his head when jammed in a crowd. When I selected my man I would give the 'stalls' the sign and we would go baci to the shjv. When he was leaving the theatre the Stalls' would iuai:agc to get around "him, oue ahead, and one behind. I would walk by his side and 1 knew just what pocket his purse was in for I t.oticed that when ho felt for it nt the bar. Tuen whea he got iuto the j tin the Malls' would com mcuco the cru.h, that is, squeeze him Let ween them. The man nhead would 'accidentally' push him back, while tho one behind wou.d 'crush' him ahead As soon as he felt the crush he would get nervous and excited, raise his hands up to m ike hi- way through tho crowd and wiiglofruin one sidj to the other. Tho V-talU' woul I only tqucczo bi n harder nnd then I would slip my hand into Lis pockitand get the puise. A cough would be a signal to the 'stalls' tint I was through, and then they Would stop squeezing him. "As soon as wo n leased him from the crush it was funny to see how ho would wigylo to get out of the crowd, and when be ;ot there he found that his purse was gone. Of course, you can work tha way in any crowd, but you n u-t alwnys take a nervous man. Take one of these cool fellows who doesn't think of getting robbed, and who doesn't mind the crush, and 90 times out of 100 he wi.l catch you." " But how is it that you manage to rob Ik lies, when often imcs their pockets are covered by their skirts ?" asked the re porter. "Just the samo as a man," answered tho prisoner. " Tho 'stalls' give them the 'crush, and the one b hind cuts the dress at the same time. Why, it is ten times easier to rob a woman than a man, for they aro all fidgety. When they get into a crowd, and are jammed, all they think of is their dress. They are afraid that it is going to be torn and dragged out of shape, a id they get bo angry and excited that you could put your hand into the pocket 50 times without being de tected." A Big Ferry Boat A massive ferry boat, built expressly with a view to its ability to crush heavy ice in the Straits of Mackinac, is being constructed at Detroit for the Mackinac TransportHtion : Company; It will ply between Mackinac and PointSt. Ianace. The boat will be 235 feet long, S3 feet in breadth and will have compound engines of 0,000 horse-power. Tcarl Oysters. The business of getting the pearls out of oysters b a tolerably disagreeable one. The oysters are thrown into large ves sels and left to db, when the shells open of their own accord. Tts shells are then removed, but tho oysters them selves are left ia bucket! till they be come decomposed, when they are well stirred. Tha pearls sink to the bottom. a.id tho remainder is poured off. It may bo readily inferred that the td n in the camp of the pearl seekers is more powerful than plena int. Trio pearl had its origin in the eff rts of the oyster to protect itself from tha irritation caused by tho presence of some foreign body between tho shell and its mantle," as the soft skin of tho oyster is technically termed. To mit igite the suffering caused by this vex atious intra I er, t!u oy;ter deposits thereon a coati ig of tha same matvri il as that of which tho shell ii comp sed, and when oacj this pro i ess his begun it continues, till in time the pearl growj large enou;h to kill the oyster, Li in ami, tho "father of naturalists, received tho hoior of knighthood lor demonstrating tho possili.ity of arliil- j cial.y inducing tha for.natioa of pearls ia the pearl-bcari ig muse!. But, as has been the case with other European inventions of which we hive thought a good deal, it ha since turned i ut that John Chinaman has been d in j this thing lor a couplo of thiu-a id years or so. The Chinese method is to take tha mus sel In m the liver, carcfudy fi-rce the shells a little way apirt, and insert be tween tha mantle of the oyster and ono of the shells a few littlj peilets of clays, tiny pearls of foreign bo lies of some kind. When this has been done, the I oyster is turned ov r, and the poor fel low it obliged to su rniit to a si nilar un comfortable process oa his other side. He is then put back into a pond, whero he is kept well and fat by a diet more nourishing than nice. After a few months, or sometimes a year or two, he is again taken from his bed, his pear.s are taken out and he is eaten. Boston Ilerald. Nature's 0.1 Press. According to Pro.essor L. L-sky, tha buried bed of vegetation which has bc c me what ii now known and used as the Pittsburgco.il bed, twelve feet thick, must hiT orijrin.llly - i many j3 130 feet in depth, it having b.eca cam- . pressed to its present size, as the coal bed, by the action of heat and the pres sure of the strata, or layers of n id which w re deposited upon it nt different times after it was covi rol with water. As this coal bed is far tibovc the oil sand--, it is thou ht that the b.d of veg etation which it now represents luii-hed the oil nnd gas now being found, but that they have been forme 1 from other beds, buried below the oil sands, and which may have been of even greater depth or thicknees than this one; presse 1 down ly the tremen dous weight of the hundreds and tho.i sands of feet of sand, gravel, etc., which now form the roc!t strata above them, and heated from below by the .internal heat of tho earth to a veiy bi.;h degree these beds of vegetation would as a result of such forces, lo changed in part into oil aad gn, which would escape upward to where it is now found, the parts not so changed remaining and being changed into beds of coal. It is supposed that i i this way the gas has been pro duce I, aud, possibly, is still being product d, from beds of vcgetaiiou buried below the oil sands, and that it has found its way in company with oil perhaps, up to tho porous sand rocks or oil sands. Tlia Tables Turned. Old Jacob Barker, one of the enr'y lights of Wall street, once took offense at some action of his i ank. A few days after he presented $40,000 ia bills - a much larger amount ihia the same figures represent nowaday; and de manded sp ci3 lor them. The bank of ficials were t qud to the emergen y, but thought to revenge themclvcs for the scare Btrker hid give them; so th y rolled out 40 kegs of $1000 each, the tell er explaining that the kegs were fi led with 5 and 10 ceit pi eces. Barker saw the point, and justified his reput tioa for sharpness. He ordered the whole 40 kegs to bo un headed on the spot, took a careless handful of coin from each kejr, then calmly said that he desired to have the remainder placed to his crcdir. The bank had to lose his valuable custom or take this money, so it chose the latter; but the tedious count of tho forty kegs' contents consumed many a profitless hour. - Thickness of Clouds. Cspt. II. Toynbec, of the London Meteorological S icicty, has arrived at the conclusion that clouds of less than 2000 feet in thickness are seldom ac companied by rain; and if they are it is very gentle, consisting of minute drops. With a thickness of between 2,000 and 4,000 feet the size of the drops is moderate. With increasing thickness comes increasing 6ize of tho drops, and at the same time their temperature be-' comes lower, until, when the thickness is greater than 6,000 feet, hail is produced ! Life ia a short day, but it is a working day. Though many guests be absent it ia the cheerful man we miss. Give because you lovo to give as tho flower pours forth its perfume. A child who saes deceit arouid it will rarely make an honorable man. Where there is room- in the heart there is always room ia the house. Fame comes only when deserved, and then it is inevitable as destiny. Good intentions will not help a man on his way if he takes the wrong road. All the events of our life ate mate rials out of which we may make what j we will. Grand temples are made of small ttouos. and great lives are made up of email events. Modesty and the dew love the shada E tch shine ia the open day only to bo cr haled to heaven. Talents are best matured in solitude; character is best formed in the stormy ullows of tho worid. Even reckoning makes lasting friends, and the way to m ike reckonings even is to make them oltcn. Costly followers are not to be liked; le c while a man makes his train longer, h makes his wings shorter. A dlimo id with a flaw is better than a p b lo without But the flaw adds bv.thia r to the value of the diamond. The use we make of our fortune de termines its 8uffi:iency. A lLtle is enough if used wisely, too much if ex pended foolishly. Though reading and conversation may furaish us with many ideas of men aud things, yet it is our own meditation must form our ju Igment. Belief is an edifice never completed, because we do not comprehend its plan, and every day some workman brings a Hew stone from the quarry. With books, as with companions, it is Of more consequence to know which to avoid than which to choose; for good books aro as scarce as good companions. It is beneath the dignity of a soul that has but a grain of sense, to make chance, and win Is, and waves, t lus uappt- ttvSS. Grief or misfortune seems to be in dispensable to tha development of intel ligence, energy and virtue. The proofs to which the people are submitted, as with individuals, are neccs ary to draw them fro n their lethargy and disclose their character. The three lessons that all are tho bet ter for kuowing: Th.t cheerfulness can change misfortune iato love and friends; that, in ordeiing one's self aright, one helps others to do the same; and that the power of findlag beauty ia the hum blest things makes home happy and life lovely. Variations of Ships' Compasses. "The variations of the needle, ' s.iy Sir Thomas Browne, "may proceed from unit .tions of the oarth, by subterranean fires, fumes, mineral spirits or other wise, which, altering the constitution of the magnetical parts i i process of time, doth vary the variition of the p'ace." II id the nobly eloquent ex plorer of "vulgar error" lived in these day, he would hive aided others to his list of the causes of tho deflections ol tae needle; and not tho least strange item in the catalogue would be the wearing of electric belts by rheumatic or debilitited sailors. "Ouc or our crew here," writes the rraster of a steamer nt Smyrna, "has a magnetic belt. Igtit!rom hira one day Ia t voyage and taking it on the briderc I found that all three enmpa ecs were very much affected by it; in f iet,M r.dl- the cap ain, "thehi;hest compass of the three went reeling round and round." The moral he desires to point is that ns so nt least he says these belts are much won by seafaring men, and fire men in particular, masters shoul I be care ful to fi id out what ra igaets their crew or passengers may happen to have with them "either in the shape of belts or in any form," for as he justly asserts, er rors ia the compass lea I the seamen at times into terrible accidents. London Telegraph. A Revolutionary Hero. One of the heroes of tha Revolution whoe deeds are not recorded in history was William Goff of Gray, Me. When news came of the battle of Lexington V .1 .. ue was cnoppiag woou, wun nis gun conveniently near him, ready for any Bti ay game that might appear. He at once d opped .his axe, picked up his gun, stopped at his home a minute to J bid his wife good-bye, went to a neighbor's nd borrowed some bullet molds, run what lead he had into bul lets, and walked to Cambridge, getting there just in season for the battle of Bunker Hill. When asked after the battle in what company he was enrolled he promptly replied. "William Goff' a." He continued to serve his countrv until 3777, when ha fell at the battle of Ger- mantown. rUlKLS OF THOUGHT. SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. A recent trial in Japan between Ger man and English rails resulted im a J Critls Tlctrv' It takes 14.800,000 gallons of oil a year to keep the rai.ways of Great Britain going, and the cost is nearly $2000.000. A Texas paper says that camels, both wild and tame, are to be found in that state. They are the offspring of a num ber imported from Arabia ia 1832. The art of paper-mnkiag has reached a point where a growing tree may be cut down, made into paper, and turned out as a newspaper, all within thirty-six hours. . Professor .Mees has shown by means of an air gun that to drive straws through pine boards, as is often done by tornadoes, a velocity of 120 to 173 miles an hour is required. A farmer recently drove into Atchi son, Kan., on a loaded hay rick made partly of iron. One of the wheels rubbed against the ironwork, setting fire to the hay and burning it up. . In English collieries, roburite has proven equal or superior to gunpowder in blasting effects, while absolutely free from the flame that renders gunpowder so dangerous ia the prcsea oe of explosive gflSC3. Recent experiments have demonstrated that an incandescent electric light of 100-candle power, funk twenty feet in the ocean, wiil illuminate the surface sufficiently to distinguish objects within a radius of 250 feet. Coal-tar put up in tiny tablets or in fluid form is slowly coming iuto US3 in England for sweetening tea and coffee. It is less bulky than sugar and is said to be entirely harmless to diabetic and other invalids to whom sugar is strictly forbidden. Electric-light people are indignant at the remark of Profossor Wiesner of Vienna that that light damages books by di-scoloriug the paper, and is n t fit to use ia libraries. They say that sun light docs the same thing, and that it is only the arc light that discolors paper, any way. The iucan lescent light, they claim, is perfectly harmless to books. Many artesian wells spout water under a heavy pressure, just as many gas several hundred pounds to the square inch. This water-power is used in many places in France by means of tur bine wheels, and it is probable that even the gas pressure might in some cases also be utiliz d. In very deep artesian wells the heat of the water is also utilized. An English writir urges tho import ance of thoroughly airing rooms and flushing all "waste pipes on the return- of a family altera considerable absence from home. The shut-up house is often filled with noisome gas, through tho evaporation of the water which keeps the sewer traps operative, and this is not nccessa'ily revcalod by an odor. Many cases of sore throat have been traced to a neglect of the precautions mentioned. Tho government experiments this year in making sugar from sorghum are 6aid to have been very su -cessful. On fair soil the yield of c me was an aver ago of twelve tons. Tb.3 average yield of su jar per acre was about 1303 pounds, and of syrup 180 gallons. It is claimed that at this rate, even at the present low price of sujar, the business of mak ing sugar from sorghum wou d bo very profitable At the time of tho death of Ilcn Krupp he had in hand for some time a gun lor the Italian Gjver.iment which has just been finished The gu which weighs 118 tons, i 45 feet lour, and its caliore nearly 10 inches. It is rified, and throws a steel projectile, weighing nearly a ton, with a charge of C cwt. of powder. The sh t can penetrate a steel armor plate 33 inches thick at the mouth of the gun, or 20 inches at a distance of a mile. It is not bli' Ved that any ar mored ship in the world can endure the fire from such a gun. A novelty of tha Upper Thames is a launch which owes its motive power to the explosive vapor of some hydro-carbon such as petroleum. Tha vessel is of American origin, an i is tin first to use a petroleum engine in Great B. itaia. The boat is started by the act of light ing a lamp, and t ic la np must be ex tinguished to stop the engine. The fuel costs much I03S th ia would ' tho coal necessary for the same am mat work. The omission of a boiler saves I much "P3 wUile neither firemen nor I "working engineer is required. ! Saved By His Wife. Tho explorer Holub, who started for Central Africa with his bride on his wedding day, two years ago. has re turned to Vienna. . He h reported as saying that "he would have been killed a dozen times in the region north of the Zambesi but for his wife. The natives had never before seen a person who ' city takes the largest number of jour wore skirts or long hair, and they re- naisF" The' p 'istmaster told him, and garded Mrs. Holub as a supernatural being, who had tha white man under heT 8Pccwl Protcc ioa Ojc triba da- hcr for thcir iU3CD and b-od . ' hard that she would rtmaiu with them. j rrpetual Yoih. Tls raid there is a fount in Flower Land Leon found it where Old Age away Throws weary mind and heart, and fretb as day Springs from the dark and joins Aurora's band: This tale, transformed by soma skilled trotfr vere'a wand " -From the old myth in a Greek poet's lay, Rests on no truth. Change bodies as Tune may Souls do not change, though heavy be hia hand. Who of us needs this fount? What soul is old? Our mere roisis age, and still we grow more young, For in our whiter we talk most of Spring; And as we near, slow-totterhig, God's safe fold, Youth's loved ones gather nearer; though among The seeming dead, youth's soags more clear they suig. Maurice Egan in Century. UUdlOKQUii A soarispot The eagle's nc6t. The divers Luuness is going down. A watch that wou't run dee3a't need any chain. What kind of men ou ;ht to shrink well Contractors. If the gallows ia the instrument of death, what is the accordion? When the baker makes bis morning rounds the roll call is in order. "lie gave me sorao pointers," Baid tho tramp of the farmer; "he j ibbed mo with a pitchfork. Oasceicg a house being whitcw.-.sh ;d, a small boy of 3 wanted to kaow if it was going to be shaved. Tom: "I think re d estate men are awfully selfish." Harry who is one of them): "Why?" "Because they are al ways wanting the earth.' lie (at a very lata hour, with deep enderncss) IIow can I leave thee? She Really, Mr. S:aycr, I caa't tell you. I wish to heaven I c mld. Caller (to little Bbby) "Bobby, what makes your eyes so. 1 right f Bobby (after a little thought) -"I des it's tauso I hain't had 'em very long. "Papa," asked little Bobby McSwil ligen, "what is a rai roa I pool?" "A railroad pool, Johnny," replied McSwil ligen, "is where they water the stock.' - a patent meuicmo au?ciu.i 'Give your lungs exercise." The father who walks the fle-r at ni:ht to quiet a vocilcous youngster thiaks tho advice superfluous. A Blind Watchmaker's Skill. Many years ago there lived in tho town of HjI beach, E island, a bhul watchmaker named William Ri-jdi, whose delicacy of touch and marve 1 u skill in repairing watches were famous throughout nil the neighboring cmi itry. He was not boru blind, either, sj thit his singular fasu ty cannot be ex pi lined as congenital. After leanii ig his trado in regular tashion connienc d busi ness at IIol beach, but three or four years afterwarls ought a severe co d in his eyes, which resulted in amaurosis, and althou jh under treatment of thi leading occuli-ts of the day, he became totady and hopelessly blind at 23 years of ago. I i8tea l of b. i ig crushed i y his misfortune, he, by great and untying energy and persev nmc , became one of the cleverest of bli d men. His n. ility to clean an l repair clocks, watches, mu-ical in-trumetits nd ev-ry article cciinectcd viith tUJ lusiaesa was mar vel, ous. II,. was able to work ns well ns before his affliction, ll rcoul I do any repairs required, even turuing in ver je. Ac. The only aid he required in taking to pieces and putting together a watch was in unpinnh g nnd pi inia ; the hairspring, which was im o-siblo for a blind man to do. which was don t by ins wi e, whom he taught to work at the bu iaoss after his loss of si4ht. II j go i orally h id 100 watches in the sh p for repair, some of them being brought from a di-tinco of 100 to 200 miles. Every watch he knew by the touch, nndcv ry customer by his voi:-c. Hiving been a tirst-c as cricketer previous y, even after his lis of sight ho played tw si igl -wicket matches, both of which ho won. He cou d play or 1 domi io. s, bag:tclle, w is a good mu-ician, autl leader of tho Uolbcach Brass Band. He was an in telligent mm, nearly six feet hig'i. and many who saw and conversed with him were unaware th t ho was blind. He died early ii conseq m ice of the s-evcro , treatraent for his eyes, but tin prosper ous business ha lelt at Ho. beach was carried on sucoessfu'ly by hi wile and daurhtcr until about fivo yean ago. Jdweler's Review. A Natural Selection. 1 stel.igcat nun, while ia a strange town, needed melical auvic He ap plied not to the landlord of the hotel, nor to the local druggi-t, but went straight to the postmaster. "Tell me.1' he said, "which of the doctors of the the gentleman replied: "A man who takes the j wr.iaU of his profession is well read, aid up with the times, and that is the doctor I want to tr at me and my f dmily.,,---LP-Lulolpbia Caih