1 H A ANTHONY & CROSS, Editors and Publishers. TERMS: $1.25 Per Year In Advance. VOLUME 1. CONCORD, N. C, FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1888. NUMBER 11. Sergeant Jasper at Fort Moultrie. When Charleston built for the Briton's sport The spongy, hardy palmetto fort, And the ships with their topsails taut and thin Stormed over the bar at break of day, Gun and swivel and culverin Shouting their murderous roundelay 1 Yhen the hissing shot was immured for good, Time after time, in the soft, sly wood, A venturous shell, from the Moreland's deck, Struck the patriot staff, and snapped it quite, Neat in the middle, without one fleck, And whirled the flag from the rampart's height. But William Jasper saw from his post. And, his younj blood seething, still as a ghost, Straight through tho perilous fire leaped down, Leaped down, and back, by a leopard spring, Tho smoke in his eyes, erect and brown, All in the beat of a swallow's wing. And hold close, close, as ho climbed alone, The banner sacred and overthrown; An 1 quick, with that steady hand of his, Notching its loops on his ramrod bare, With a "So, my beauty!" and one frank kiss, Flung it again to the glad, free air! Then the friendly tides turned clean about, An 1 slipited from under the frigates stout, And Sir Peter Barker's crippled fleet, With its disembarking, bewildered crew, Groped and fumbled, and got its feet, An I reeled off into the seas anew, 'Tis the eld talo; how ours sat down At duk in t' eir fair, beleaguered town, We teal their valor, repeat their vows; We keep their memories east and west; Wo sing their praise through the happy house; But of Sergeant Jasper, who knows tho rest? Who asks it J Teaco to his ashes cold The Carolinian grasses fold! To the fond boy heart, in its little hour Symbol and vision of loyalty, Homage! The root whereof he was flow,,. Bi'ais hundreds, happily, such as he. Let emperors sleep in their gorgeous fame; For us, forever, some quiet name, In which no armorer's skill is versed, To mock nt history's calendar. And once through its ordered pige to burst Like a headlong, glorious August star! Louiso I. Guinoy in Boston Post. Fate of John Eamsay, M. D, BY W. n. S. ATKINSON. I am a physician. I have mado a life long study of tho human brain, and may, perhaps, bo pardoned if I say that my opinions upon diseases of tho mind now carry considerable weight among members of tho profession. It i3 only a week or two since I was called to a large asylum for the iasane in Northern Ohio to cxamino a case which baffled the skill of the local doctors. Alter disposing of that matter I took an unprofessional stroll through the insti tution in company with my old friend, the superintendent. The asylum over which I now made a tour of inspection was a most beautiful building, resembling in its appoint ments the homes of the wealthy and opulent. We wandered through room after room and along successive halls and corridors where men and women in every stage of insanity passed tho time in various harmless amusements, or were restlessly confined in the care of ward ers and nurses. Of all the misfortunes to which humanity is heir, this loss of reason is, to my mind, the saddest by far; and, though I might be expected to have grown hardened by long years of familiarity with all phases of weak in tellect, I never cea30 to feel devoutly thankful for that greatest of all benefits conferred upon men by a beneficent Cre ator a sound brain. We had passed through tho greater part of the enormous institution and were approaching that portion of tho building set apart for the residence of the superintending physician my friend, Dr. Habcrshon. Taking from his pocket a key, Dr. Habcrshon in serted it in the keyhole of a door. Be fore turning it, ho looked at me in a strange manner and said: "If you were not an old med., Hartly, and as familiar with strango cases aa I am my self, I should warn you to keep your countenance and betray no surprise on entering hero. And I speak, anyhow, 60 as to be on the safe side." So say ing he turned the key in the lock and opened the door. "Wo quietly entered a very neat but plainly furnished room, and I confess that, although I have witnessed queer, weird, wild and, oft times blood-curdling sights, I never felt so startled in all my life as I did at that moment. Tho room was not by any means dark, for it was well lighted by a large window running all along one side, but placed above tho reach of a man, even though ho should stand upon a chair; -yet at tho farther end of the room I noticed a student's lamp burning over a plain pine-wood table, upon which rested a human skull and some wiiting paper. Seated at this table, pencil in hand, was a man about the same age as myself and Dr. Ilabershon (40 years) gazing intently upon the skull. What startled mo so severely was the fact that when I had last seen that man more than fifteen years since I had seen him in exactly such a position, with "precisely similar surroundings. And yet, what a dif ference! Then he had just graduated at the head of his class from our col lege, and was looked upon as one of the most promising young physicians in tho country now, ho was a helpless maniac 1 "Ramsay?" I involuntarily queried, only partially believing my own eye sight. Ilabershon nodded. "You need not speak to him; he woa't r;ply. It is just C o'clock. He will sit at that table gazing at tho old skull until daybreak and then he will throw himself upon his bed and sleep until noon. That's tho way ho U3ed to do, you know, and humor him all I can. Poor old ltamsay; I owe him a good deal, you know, Hartly. You remember all about it?" "Yes I remember the story, though I had almost forgotten it." Ramsay, Habewhoa and myself were all students together in Philadelphia. Wo were in the same classes in collego and jointly occupied tho satno suite of rooms. Furthermore we were all mak ing a specialty of studying the human brain, and tho only point wherein we materially differed from each other was that Ramsay knew more than we two fellows together. True, Ramsay was, in regard to his theories and speculations, what many peoplo would call a "crank" but then successful cranks arc esteemed to be genimcs, and certainly Ramsay was, in my judgment, quite as near the one as tho other. We three fellows all fitted in tho same social set, and although both Ram say and Ilabershon knew good and beautiful girls by tho score, the fates decreed that they should fall in love with tho same young lady. And yet, strange enough, they never displayed bad feeling toward each other, nor ever sought to make tho lady's position an unpleasant one on account of the rivalry. It seemed to me, aa onlooker, as though there was a tacit understanding between them, that no undue influence should bo brought into play, but that, knowing how both loved and admired her, tho object of their admiration and esteem should be left quietly to choose between them. Grace Thorneycroft wa3 a most beau tiful and estimable girl and, though I have been an old bachelor all my days, I do not wonder that any man should have sought her for hh wife. Ono day Grace, with her father, mother and a brother, were down to Atlantic City, whero they took a sail boat and went out A sudden squall overtaking them the frail plcasuro boat was upset and Grace was the only mem ber of the party who escaped with her life. She was picked up in a fainting condition and tenderly cared for, but when restored, physically, it was found that her mind was shattered she was insane. All that wealth, combined with skill, could do was done for Grace, but it availed nothing and tho physicians and friends at last gave up tho case as hopeless. Haberihon was himself al most crazy with grief and could not bear to go near the poor girl. As for Ramsay, he shut himself up in his den a small, barely furnished room where ho was ia the habit of pursuing his studies and experiments. There was a determined expression on tho fellow's face and when I looked in on him (which was seldom) he was always busy with his papers and books sometimes engaged in dissecting the brains of dogs and other animals, and once examining a human brain. He seldom spoko or even so much as remarked my presence, though once he said in an excited tone: "I shall cure her, Ilartly it shall bo done at any cost." So for davs and wcek3 ho sat over that bare pine tablo gazing at tho skull in front .of him ever and anoa rapidly penciling dia. rami of tho human brain and of the nervous system. Lato one cvoning I was sitting with Ilabershon when there came a rap at tho door and Rimsay entered. Ho was very quiet, but knowing him as well as I did I could tell ho had something beyond the ordinary on his mind. "Boys," he said, "I think I have found what I have been searching for I think I can cure Grace. I say think, because, after all, it is only a theory of mine and may utterly fail, but I . think not. Perhaps you say I should not theorize and experiment on a woman whom, as you know, I love. Well, it won't do any harm to her and it may do her all possible good. To-morrow morning I shall try to do th3 work." Then turning mora particularly to Ilabershon, ho continued: "Ed., you and I both lovo Graco Thorneycroft Now, in tho presence of Hartly, here, I want you to promise me that, whatever tho consequences of my operation, you will care for Grace as long as sho lives, and, if necessary, caro for me, too." I think neither Habcrshon or myself understood tho purport of theso words, when they were spoken, though their meaning was clear enough later on. However, Habershon gave tho request ed promise and wo parted for the night The next day, in the forenoon, Ram say, in the presence of the two physi cians who had been in charge of Grace, began his operations. I was an inter ested observer from a distant part of the room, but Habcrshon could not be induced to bo present," Ramsay told tho older doclorj that if his theory proved perfectly successful in practice h3 would be able to give his method of cure in writing for tho benefit of the medical world at present, ho said that it was utterly impossible for him to in -telligently explain his idea5!. However, he guaranteed that the attempt would be perfectly harmless to tho patient and tho doctors stood by ready to pre vent any unduo or dangerous experi ment. For mvself. I have rot the least idea to this day just what the means were which Ramsay employed to pro duce the end he had in view, nor have I any theory to advance. The whole thing was a strango affair to me then and appears j ust as strango when I look back upon it from tho present moment, with all tho experience which I have gained with fifoon years' practice. Ramsay first of all administered a draught to Graco Thorneycroft, who was seated rn a reclining chair. A few moments later he made a small incision in an artery ia the patient's right arm, which movement he followed by mak ing a similar incision in an artery of his own- left arm. Tho two arteries he then connected by means of a small sil ver tube. Facing hi3 subject, Ramsay tapped her head, near tho base of the brain, two or three times with his knuckles, and then gazed into her eyes. Ten minutes passed slowly by and no perceptible difference was noticeable in Grace's condition. Ten moro minutes, and a gleam of intelligence seemed to bo forcing its way into the face of the poor girl but, strange to relate, a wi!d, far-away look was settling upon Rim say! Another ten minutes, and Grace Thorneycroft recognized every ono in tho room, including myself, whilo John Ramsay was led away from tho newly conscious girl, a raving maniac ! As I havo before remarked, I havo no explanation to ofL-r I can only chron icle baro facts. Ramsay was a man of geniis, surely, though ia tho ono act of his life in which ho proved that genius, ho partially failed; and, in that by iosiag his mind he was unablo to give his theories to tho world, his genius will never benefit posterity. Ilabershon married Grace Thorney croft two years later, and they have al wnyi taken the best of caro of the man who saved a woman's reason at the ex pense of his own. Detroit Free Tress. A Successful Crusade. Every afternoon, between five and six, an under-sized man with a nervous but decided air boards a Wabash avenue cable car at Washington street and rides south. Probably not one out of twenty live of his fellow passengers recognizes hira as tho hero of a despcrato fight against tho City railway company. Chicago grows very fast, and the sensa tion of yesterday is hardly the memory of to-day. This is D. B. Fisk. When tho City railway company, about a dozen years ago, jut "bobtail" cars (cars in which passengers drop their passes through a slot into a box), on its lines, Fisk, single-handed, began a cru sade against the bobtails, and ceased only wheu the cars were removed. How did he go about it? He simj)ly refused to pay his faro except to a conductor. The drivers on the lino came to know him and ceased jingling their bclh for his fare. He used to eater a car and offer to pay the fares of all the passen gers to a conductor. Tho result wa3 many a carload of people were hauled free. Fisk found a few nervy followers; the newspapers took up the battle, the public joined in, and the result was the complete subjugation of the company and the removal of the obnoxious ve hicles. Tho fight, it is said, cost the company hundreds of thousands in lost fare and cars loft on their hands, which they were obliged to sell at prices away below their cost. Chicago News. Warming the Shivering Poor. In many cities on the Continent in days of extreme cold, tho municipal governments, from a fund previously set apart for the purpose, place at inter vals among the crowded neighborhoods of the poor large iron braziers, which are kept filled day and night with hot coals. They are circular upright recep tacles, about tho size of a barrel, with an open top and with holes pierced in tho sides for tho purpose of a draught, They are placed upon the pavement near the sidewalk at tho corners of streets, where crowds may collect about them with the least obstruction to traffic. During tho bitter cold weather crowds of half frozen people huddle about these braziers. Boston Advertiser. The New Universal Language. "I love, thou lovest, she loves," in Volapuk, the new universal language, is "Lofob, lofous, lofof," and "They will have been loved" is "Pulofoms." "The knowledge of ono's self is the best foundation'of all virtues" is, in Vol apuk, "Itisevam ebinom stabin gudikin tug as valik." Indignant After church: Spoggs Was it not disgraceful, tho way in which Smiggs snored in church to-day? Stuggs I should think it was. Why, he woke us all up. A NORWEGIAN SPORT. The National Pastime of the Sturdy Norseman is "Ski." Binding on the "Skis," He Glides Down the Mountains. "Ski" running is to the Norwegian what base-ball is to tho American, or cricket to tho Briton the national sport. It is also something more; it is a necesmry and practical mode of loco motion, as is skating to the Dutchman, and snow-shoeing to the denizen of tho Ctnadas. Broken by hills, "and crossed by valleys, the Norwegian fatherland when wrapped in its winter mantel of deep snow present! difficulties to trav elers requiring extraordinary means to surmount Heavily drifted, tho roads becomo well-nigh impassable to horses for long periods, and then the only means of communication from farm house to farm-house and hamlet to ham let is pedestrian. In this strait the sturdy Norseman binds upon his legs his long fleet "skis" and flies easily and gracefully over tho drifts and shoots like lightning down the hills and steep mountain sidc3, and out of stern neces sity ha3 learned to draw a vigorous amusement. The history of tho "ski" is the history of the wonderful peoplo who uso it as a birthright Norse mythology is full of it and some of the most stirring passages in Norwegian his tory draw their romance from tho bold and daring feats of hardy 'ski" runners. Tho "ski," pronounced softly and de fiantly "ah"," familiar and dear to the runner as his sweetheart oftentimes, is a long and narrow strip of wood, often pine, better of hard wood, made with a curling nose to override the snow, and bearing near Its centre a strap and rest for the foot of tho rider or "runner." Tho length varies according to the strength of tho runner and the pur pose of the "dki, " seldom exceeding ten feet, however. For mountain and dense forest traveling they are made shorter and for military manoeuvres, when worn by Boldiers, are of unequal length to facilitate turning readily. Generally they present only tho wood en surface to the snow, but some times, especially when designed for travel" where many hills arc to be as cended, their bottoms are covered with deer hide, the hair pointing backward, and acting as a secure anchor against retrogression. They solve tho problem of walking on tho snow on tin same principle as tho moro clumsy and slower plaited snowshoo familiar in American forests, -by dividing the weight of the wearer over a large sur face. The American snowshoe is also in use in Norway, but, as was remarked by an expert ruuncr, "it is too slow for men, and we give it to old women and put it on horses." The feats of speed and dexterity per formed on their "skis" by expert run ners are wonderful. Oa a level surface they move as fast a3 a good horse, but it is coming down hill that they show their mettle. Curving gracefully over the crest, as the slopo grows steeper they gather speed like lightning, until, with full headway, they shoot through the air with the speed of a railroad train, fairly taking nway the breath of tho daring runner with tho rapid motion. A well authenticated account is current ia Norway.tb.at one Finnish woman, a very expert runner, oac day tried the descent of a peculiarly steep mountain side, and attained such fearful speed that when those who awaited her at the end of her bird-like flight received her, she stood bolt upright oa her "skis," dead, the breath literally ravished from her lips by her rapid descent. The "hop" is the most difficult and danger ous of tho many feats of tin "jki" run ner. In descending hills, broken spots and small precipices are often mot with, and over these the careful and the timid runners simply slide, but expert and venturesome ruancrs augment the danger and tho excitement at the same time by leaping into the air just at tho verge of the cliff, landing far beyond the point whero the sliding runner would alight In the races and games with tho "skis," a "hop" is gen erally made by building up a cliff with snow at some convenient point of the declivity, and this is mado high accord ing to the skill and daring of the run ners. Ono moment on the earth, a sudden spring, and away he flics through tho air, 50, 70, 100 feet, enough of a fall, ono would think to break every bone in his sturdy body, but landing safely and gracefully and shooting away on hi3 course. As a national pastime "ski" running has attracted the widest attention in Norway, the royal family lending the enthusiasm of their presence to the yearly carnival. In tlm couatry it is only recently coming into notice, and Minneapolis i3 entitled to the meed of having been tho home of the first "ski club ever organized in America Min neapolis Journal. New Jersey 6wain (calling on his girl) What makes the house shake so, darling? Girl Its pop, up stairs, Re's got the fever 'n ague agin. The Wild Animal Trade. "There is scarcely anything going oa in the trade this year," recently ob served Mr. F. J. Thompson, who i3 perhaps the largest wild animal dealer in the United State?, and who resides in New York. "You see, thi3 year," ho continued, "is the presidential year, and like theatrical business, our trade i3 seriously affected. In off years circuses and other show3 put in their heaviest work, while in years like this the coun trymen, when they hive a holiday, in stead of going to the circus go off to a mass meeting or to see tho parade. "But tho wild animal trade has never flourished as it did bofora 1873," added Mr. Thompson. "It was during the war times and immediately after, when every one was flush of money, that the greatest seasons were experienced. Then there were hundreds of circuses, big and little, and various side - shows, which patrolled tho country from ocean to ocean. Out in tho west, too, many of the small shows had gambling at tachments, which helped materially to rake in the money. A proprietor of ono of these thought nothing of paying $1000 for any animal which happened to strike his fancy. "But many of these parties mado money so fast that they shortly closed up business and quit. Then came the financial crash of 1873, and the stagna tion of every kind of business, and the failures of most of these circus and showmen remaining. Then tho new men who came into tho business dil not have much money, and could not afford to buy large numbers of animals or very valuable specimens. So it has been ever since, with a consequent stagnation in animal trade. Another thing which has affected the business a good deal is the growing scarcity of certain kinds of wild ani mals, and the closing of some of the depots for their collection and ex portation. Nubia and upper Egypt, for example, for a long time were the great headquarters for the supply of gi raffes, elephants, hippopotami, and the double-horned rhinoceri, with many other wild animals, but since the troubles there, subsequent to the death of Gen. Gordon at Khartoum, absolutely nothing has been received from this re gion, which i3 cow barred, for an in definite period by the impending Italo Abyssinian war. And then again the depot in Sou'h Africa are beginuing to closo because the hunters have to go such immense distances before they can 1 reach the lairs of the wild animals, hun dreds of miles from their former haunt. The cause of this is the extermination of all kinds by tho so-called sportsmen, who pour into that region like they did into the United States when the buf faloes iovcd tho plains." New York Sun. Bill Nye's Cow For Sale, Owing to ill health, says Bill Nye, the humorist, I will sell at my residence in town 29, range 18, west, according to government survey, ono plushcd -raspberry colored cow, aged 8 years. Sho is a good milkstcr and not afraid of cars or anything else. She is a cow of undaunted courage and gives milk fre quently. To a man who does not fear death ia any form she would be a great boon. She is very much attached to her home at present, by means of a trace chain but she will be sold to anyone who will agree to treat her right She is one-fourth short horn and three fourths hyena. I will also throw in a double barrelled shot gun which goes with her. In May sho generally goes away somewhere for a week or two, and returns with a tall, red calf with long, wabby legs. Her name is Ro3e, and I prefer to sell her to a non-resident. An Expensive Request A Philadelphia lawyer was appointed solicitor for a certain business house in that city. At the end of the year ho was asked to send in his account, which he did, by lumping everything, simply saying, "So and So, Dr. to Professional Services, $2000. The manager was a. great stickler for form, and sent back tho account, asking for an itemized statement The lawyer did as requested, and at the bottom tacked on the follow ing: "To preparing itemized state ment, $100." After a murmur of horror and astonishment, it was paid. The Cost of a House. People who are going to . build may like to know that "a three -thousand-dollar house" is one that the architectu ral paper says can be built for $2, 850. -37; costs $3,100, according to tho ar chitect's estimate; is worth $3,700, the carpenter says, to build ; increases in ex pense to $4,800 during the process of erection, and makes you draw your check for $5, 953. 28 before you move in and get your first bill for repairs. Journal of Education. Rubber Overshoes. "What becomes of all the rubber overshoes !" Tho factories in Nauga tuck alone turn out 15,000 pairs of shoes daily, or, counting 300 working days in the year, 4,500,000 pairs. Con sidering what rubber shoe3 are made of now-a-days, perhaps it is not so re markable, after all. Ansonia (Conn. StentineL SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS. Prof. Mnritz Benedict say3 that tho brain of a professional murderer bears a striking resemblance to that of a beast of prey. Exjeriments on the speed of the elec-: trie current prove that if a proper con ductor could bo wound around tho globe a signal parting from it at any point ol it would return to the starting point iD one-half of a second. A scheme is in progress in Mexico foi tunneling tho volcano of Popocatapetl through the wall of the crater, in order to reach the immense sulphur deposits iasidc tho mountain. A narrow-gauge railroad will connect tho tunnel witi tho town of Amecameca, which, in turn, will connect with the Morelos road, leading to the national capitol. The experiments which were success fully carried out at Washington some time ago of sending nitro-gclatine shells from &i ordinary gun havo been re peated by tho Turkish government A breach-loading howitzer was pointed on a target of twelve steel plates 200 metres away. The shell exploded on contact and completely destroyed th thing. A wonderful firo-proof paint has been invented by A. Jamieaon. According ! to the Electrical Review, a "shanty" oi dry pine wood was covered with the paint, and, by means of oiled shavings, two attempts to burn it were made, but without success. Tho hot fire was only able to char the face of tho wood, and would not take hold of it. The test was so satisfactory that Captain Cam eron, of the White Star line, intends taking several gallons of it over to. Eng land in his ship, the Adriatic. Dr. Brown-Sequard, who has been preaching that bad ventilation and poor and monotonous food are the great causes of phthisis, has exhibited to the Paris Academy of Science a ventilating apparatus of his invention. A reversed funnel, the shape of a lamp shade, is placed at tho end of a tube, so arranged in its curves and angles that when placed beside a bel the reversed funnel will be above the sleeper and draw up the air he breathes. The other end runs into tho chimney of the room. If there bo none, it is taken through a heating apparatus to an air-hole. The heat is great enough to burn the disease germs. Tho average watch is composed of one hundred and seventy- five different pieces, comprising upward of two thousand four hundred separate and distinct operations in it3 manufacture. The balance has eighteen thousand beats or vibrations per hour, twelve million r-iae hundred and sixty thousand and eighty in thirty days, ono hundred and filty-scven million six hundred and eighty thousand ia one year; it travels one and forty-three one-hundredth inches with each vibration, which is equal to nine and three-quarter miles in twenty-four hours, two hundred and ninety -two and a half miles in thirty days, or three thousand five hundred and fifty-eight and three-quarter miles in one year. . It is estimated that the air in a room becomes distinctly bad for health when its carbonic acid exceeds 1 part in 1000. An apparatus ha3 been recently pa tented by Prof. Wolpert of Nurnberg, which affords a measure of the carbonic acid present From a vessel containing a red liquid (soda-solution with phe nolphthalien) there comes every 100 seconds, through a siphon-arrangement a red drop on a prepared white thread about a foot and a half long, and trickles down this. Behind the thread is a scale beginning with "pure air" (up to 0. 7 per 1000) at the bottom, and ending above with "extremely bad" (4 to 7 per 1000 and more). In pure air the drop continues red down to tho bottom, but it loses its color by the action of carbonic acid, and the sooner, the more there is of that gas present A Cnrious and Valuable Book. Perhaps tho most lingular curiosity in the book world is a volume that belongs to the family of tho Prince de Ligne, and is now in France. It is entitled "The Passion of Christ," and is neither written nor printed. Every letter of the text i3 cut out of a leaf, and being in terleaved with blue paper, is as easily read as tho best print The labor and patience bestowed upon its composition must have been excessive, especially when the precision and minuteness of the letten are considered. The gen eral execution in every respect is indeed admirable, and tho vellum is of the most delicate and costly kind. Rudolph II. of Germany offered for it in 1640 11,000 ducats, which was probably equal to 60,000 at this day. The most remarkable circumstance connected with this literary treasure is that it bears the royal arms of England; but when it was in that country, and by whom owned, has never been ascer tained. The Bookworm. How It Happened at Last. "Have you heard that Lily is engaged to young Fledgely ?" asked Maud. "No," replied Ella. "I thought he was too bashful ever to propose." "Qb, lut it's leap year you know," Dlcdrich and Grctchcn. Bat a prince within his castle, Sad and lone; Far beneath a winding river Danced and shone. "Ahl" he sighed, "I wish and pray I were happy now as they Yonder peasants on their way." Paused a peasant gayly humming Simple song, Glancing upward toward the castle Grim and strong: "Would that I were there,'' said he, "Ah, how happy I should be, Feasting, singing merrily I" "Nay," said Gretchen, now beside him "Covet not; cou art happy, honest Diedrich, In thy cot 1 . God hath given thee thy place, Castle walls would pale thy face, Waste thy strength and mar thy grace." Sunday came and bells were tolling Soft and low; From the castle walls a cortege Moved, and slow. "Diedrich," said fair Gretchen, " see! Whom thou envied so, 'tis he, TVouldst thou prince or Diedrich be?'' " Diedrich ever with my Gretchen By my side In the cot if thou wilt grace it," He replied. "Yes," she whispered,"thine,commanilt" Then he slipped a golden band On the blushing maiden's hand. M. J. Adams, in Courant. HUMOROUS. A hotel call-boy never takes affront when the clerk yells "Front!" The English language sounds odd to a foreigner, as when one says, "I will come by-and-by to buy a bicycle." Did you ever see a doctor kick a banana peel off the sidewalk, or tell an acquaintance that ho was sitting in a draught? A laundry which stands in the shadow of an east-sido church, Buffalo, bears the appropriate legend on itssiga board: "Cleanliness i3 next to Godliness." A sportsman is a man who spcnd3 all day away from hi3 businc3 , $2 for pow der and shot, and comes home at night tired, hungry and ugly, dragging a a fourteen cent rabbit by the ears." A, scientist says: "If tho land were flattened out tho sea would bo two miles deep all over the world." If any man is caught flattening out the land shoot him on tho spot A great many of us can't swim. Timid Young Suitor (who has won consent of papa): And now may I ask you, sir, whether-ah-whether your daughter has any domestic accomplish ments? Papa (sarcastically): Yes, sir; she sometimes knits her brows. Charming young hostess: "Why, Major, you are not goiig so soon?" Major (who prides himself on being one of those fine old-school fcllowi who can say a neat thing without knowing it): "Soon? Madame, it may seem soon to you; but it seems to mo I havo been here a lifetime." "I saw you looking on at tho tobog gan slide in the baseball park on tho west side yesterday," said Brown to tho Chinaman who had just brought in his laundry. "What do you think of to bogganing, John?" "W-h-i-s-hl Walkee backee milce 1" said tho China man. The man who makes your knuckles snap And says, "I'm glad to meet you," Is very frequently a chap "Who'll readily forget you. The First Razor. The earliest referenco to shaving i3 found in Genesis xii: 14, where we read that Joseph, on being summoned beforo the king shaved himself. There aro several directions as to shaving in Levitticu', and the practice is alluded to in many other parts of scripturo. Egypt is the oaly country mentioned ia the Bible where shaving was practiced. In all other countries such an act would hae been ignominious. Herodotus men tions that the Egyptians allowed their beards to grow when in mourning. So particular were they as to shaving at other times that to have neglected it was a subject of reproach and ridicule, and whenever they intended to convey the idea of a man of low condition and slovenly habits tho artists represented him with a beard. Unlike the Romans of a later age, tho Egyptians did not confine the privilege of shaving to free citizens, but obliged their slaves to shave both beard and head. The priests also shaved the head. Shaving the head became cus tomary among the Romans about 300 B. C. According to Pliny, Scipio Afri canus was the first Roman who shaved daily. In France the custom of shav ing arose when Louis XIIL came to the throno joung ' and beardless. The Anglo-Saxons wore their beards until, at the conquest, they were compelled to follow the example of the Normans, who shaved. From the time of Ed ward III. to Charles L beards were universally worn. In Charles II. 'a reign the mustache and whiskers only were worn, and soon after this the prac tice of shaving became general through out Europe. The revival of the custom of wearing the beard dates from the time ; of the Crimea, J 854-5. 3. Penman's Journal,

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