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WAGONER, DIRECTORS. I il o. .'. I I. M V w I'at'craou Oilltin ; ml I-. Stullings l V..,kr I.. Marsh V. Morifscin l. lViulertun Chas. McDonald V. A. Host R. L. Umber A N. Tamf A. Tone Vorke Chan. B. Wagoner I. L. Crbwrll.Atf y. bereer I FAEMEES' COLTJMlSr. DANGER IN CRIMSON O.0VR f ED TO I HORSES. A RtlURKBU OCa'RXtNCE. The potash fertilizer wasDDlied at the rate of 1G0 pounds per acre land . The Mesaensrer and Intlliirnr. ' in all the 21 years of its life, has niv- MR. aiVTUND-S PtaiC CAWIR. WE WANT TO BUY YOUR PRODUCE WE WILL. GIVE YOU THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICES FOR IT. will buy jour Butter all summer Is or some other vessel. Pack it up in This saves punting, and ist as ood for us to-hanrile i "l mis a pound for it. .? We will pay you 12V a5 highest prices paid for Chickens, Eggs ; Beeswax. and The D. J. Bost Co. THE CASH GROCERS. V. Masvy In l'rtriwMlv Kiriix-r. A veterinarian stopped me on the street to-day to show me a ball he had taken from a horse. It was rather larger than an ordinary base ball and he said that in a post-mortem examination he removed eleven such balls from one horse, in which they had burst the intestines. He said that the crimson clover hay the horse had been fed had been cut as soon as in bloom, and in the balls there was no appearance of the stiff hairs that form on the heads, but the ball was made un of felted layers of very fine material like the hairs that cover the entire plant. ; He showed me a part of one ball that he had cut open, and thissshowed layers of felt as tough as arvohlinary felt hat, and not a sign of stiff blos- Some time ago another veteririary practioner in this State told me that he thought that the advice in re gard to cutting early was wrong, and that it is not the blossom hairs that injure the horses, for that in his practice he had found the early cut clover more dangerous than that allowed to get'more ripe. It seems .evident that we must fight shy of crimson clover as horse feed, i In the case first cited a. very valuable horse wa3 killed, and killed by clover that was cut early; too. Then, if the early-cut clover Is dan gerous to horses, the later cut should be more dangerous, and it seems to me to be tne part 01 wisdom to abandon crimson -clover as a food for horses. ' For ruminating animals it will probably do no- harm, but those who Have made crimson clover hay should be very cautious indeed in feeding it to horses. As a rule, I dislike to use a good feed crop as manure direct, ,but in the case of crimson clover, we have a crop that comes at a season when the curing is difficult, and it is the hardest of all the legumes to make into good hay. But as a green ma nure crop, to be followed by a hoed crop like potatoes or cotton or corn, it has a great value, and I ' would rather advise its use in this way than to run the risk of killing valuable horses by feeding it. Uoming in as a catch crop sown among corn, -it certainly makes valu able soil cover in winter, and a crop that will largely increase the crop planted after its turning under in the spring. I have heretofore been inclined to value crimson clover mainly as a soil improver and am more than ever impressed with the necessity of using it in this way from what I have seen to-day. But it is too valuable a plant for this pur Dose for anv farmer to neglect it and it is well worth growing even we do not make hay of it. To the dairyman, the hay will be perfectly safe if he can make it right. And there is the greatest difficulty I have ever had, for while I can easily make the best of hay from cowpeas, I have never had satisfactory success in try ing to cure crimson clover. cost $4, exclusive of labor. An in4 crease of 5 to C bushels of wheat ii WAS. .-ft . - M l . . " I ' injuucu iu pay jor trie lerunzer. In 4 of the serial tests the increase in yield from the use of the potash was 5 bushels or more. Nitrogen, as nitrate of soda, when used alone, gave no noticeable increase except in two cases. The complete fertilizer applied at the rate of XX) pounds per acre gave an increase of 2 to- 9! bushels in II of the trials. In no' case was the increase sufficient to pay the cost of the fertilizer. $8 40. ti 6 of the 11 tests aoDroximafelv this same increase was secured from tne phosphates used alone and cost ing $2 5G per acre, and in 4 of the 11 trials the increase was secured from the potash alone. costing! less than half as much as the complete fertilizer. i In 8 seris of exneriments with Wirnthere was only one case where theincreased yield paid for the ferti lizer, it would appear that corn is not at present a crop upon which commercial fertilizers can be advan tageously used. j On old wheat landsDhosnhatri and potash fertilizers can bemused td bet ter advantage than either iiitroaren alone or. a complete fertilized. If clover is seeded with wheat that nasi received a dressing of potash or phosphate fertilizer often a better crop of clover results, and thui ad ditional value is secured front the fertilizer. In the building up of old wheat lands the.-first thing is to determine by trial on a small iscale the extent to which commercial fertilizers increase the yield. In case the increase is sufficient to pay for the fertilizer -it should be used, as the influence upon follbwiner crops will be more than sufficient to pay for the labor. commercial rertiiizers be used in connection with crop rotation, farm manures and : clover - production rather than as the only means of increasing fertility. When jtadici- e r recorded a more unusual occur rence than the one the facts of which are related below. Early in the spring a mule belong ing to Mr. T. B. Wall, who lives six miles north of town, was injured in some way so badlyj that it has not since been able to do work of any sort. The mule was an excellent an imal arid Mr. Wall has taken good care of it, hoping that it would re cover sufficiently to be worked. uesday morning Jackson Allen, col ors!, who works for Mr. Wall, went to the stable where the 'mule was kept to water the animal. The mule, while coming out of the stable tell on the -threshold of the door, .its head and forelegs being on the out- de of the door and its hind legs in the stall. The mule not being able to rise, Allen and Sid Mask, another colored man who lives on the place. attempted to assist the animal to its eet. After several efforts with this end in view Allen started to walk around the mule's head when, just as he raised his right foot from the ground, opposite its mouth, the ani mal made a vicious lunge at him and seized the bottom of his right foot in its mouth Allen was almost thrown to the ground by the force of the impact. but the mule held on until he had bitten off at least half of the bottom of the man's foot. The mule did not spit the-fjesh out of its mouth but ate and swallowed it with apparent relish. The mule has never before shown any signs of being vicious, and after he had bitten the man thexpression out oi us eyes was as benign-and in nocent as that of a lamb. Allen, who is very painfully hurt"; came to town and had Dr. Bennett to dress the wound. ously used they have a proper j'place in our agriculture, but when (indis criminately used it is generally! at t financial loss. , The man who imagines that fer tilizer is fertilizer and that lis all mere is to it, is gradually grjowing poorer, ne acts as simple as a man who would suppose that all kinds o money are., the same . Lav Dlans for imnroviner the soi this year by growing cowpeas Thi? forehanded man will save money by purchasing seed peas at the, first opportunity he finds of doing bo at a low price. bcrub horses or scrub mules can not do good breaking unless a good number of them are to pujl one plow. Good work stock well fed go far toward making a good harvest. Are you making friends with the birds and getting them to help you keep down insect pests, or are you fighting them away? They will be your friends if you let them rai:tiT-SIPAjlBQIT.'01te tf.toajtoDff' of lit Currency Washington, D. C, May 28, 1908. A i i-ii'n. Iiy vat ihfarlory evidence presented to the undersigned, it - i ii tiui'lr to appmr tlat The Concord National Hank, in the city of i.l. .in d Stat- of North Carolina, lias con.pl ied with all j he provia- - I Hit- "Act of Congrea to enable National ltankiug Anaociattona to . i iliir corporate exigence and for other purposes approved July '-.', therefore, f, Thoinas V. Kane, P putyand Actinar Comptroller Currency, do hereby cert Uy .that The Concord Nat ional Hank, in ' ii, ..f Concord, county of Cabarrus, aud State of North Carolina, is ! i ied to have hucccsmoii for the period specified in its amended ar ..I A-nociation, namely, until clone of ItUHiuexs on May 26, lifcH. in leitimony whereof witness my hand and seal of otlice, this2fithof ,! .h. - (Seal) ,T. P. KANE, . - i . . ii .til f I, . Deputy and Acting t ompi rouer m me v arrrucj. s OUTHERN RAILWAY Operating over 7,000 Miles of Railway. .tick Route to all Points, North, South, East and West I I, rough Trains between Principal Cities and Resorts. Affording First-clas Accommodations. I'ant Sleeping Cars on all Through Trains, Dining,; Club and Observation Cars. . " Si ecd, Comfort and Courteous Employees, travel via the Southern Railway jii-, Sch(tu!eH, and otner Information furnished by addressing the undersigned. h H.rHiiMrir p.. Ti.ffic Mjtnafer. W. H. Tayloa. G. P. A.I Washington, D. C. R. L. Vernon, T. P. A., Charlotte, N. C. Use of fertilizers. From Minnesota Agricultural Experiment Station Bulletin. Nineteen series of experiments with fertilizers on wheat were made in different parts of the State. In 11 of these an increase of from 2i to 9 bushels per acre was secured from the use of 320 pounds per acre of an acid phosphate fertilizer, costing $2.56. An increase in yield of at least 3 to 4 bushels per acre is neces sary to pay for the fertilizer; in 8 of the tests such an increase was secured. In 10 of the serial tests muriate of potash gave an increase. Tho Knock-out Blow. The blow which knocked out Corbeti was a revelation to the prize fighters. From the earliest days of the ring tha knock-out blow was aimed for- the jaw, the temple or the jugular vein. ; Stomach punches were thrown in to worry and weary the, fighter, but If a scientific man had told one of the old fighter that the most vulnerable spot was the! region of the stomach, he'd have laughed at him tor an ignoramus. Dr. Pierce Is bringing home to the public a parallel fact; that thtf sVmacVis the most vulnerable organ out of he pne ring as well as in it. We protect bur haaHs, throats, feet and lungs, but theVMnraaliNye are utterly indiffer ent to, until diseatXlinds the solar plexus and knocks us out. Make your stomach Bound and FierxesJJo you protec The bank swallows are one iof the best kinds of birds that existL from the farmer's viewpoint. Thought less boys should not be allowed molest them. (Ol'MV COUMtSSIOMRSft. G rover Cleveland, who died in Princeton on June 2i. at twenty minutes before nine, was twice Prr ident of the United Slate. He wa three times a nominee for the h'Thv. He received each one of the thm. times more votes than his opponent- Once, however, in lsss. thex hlec- toral College chose hu opponent, voting as it does by States and not by popular suffrage, under the man date of the Constitution. The citi zen who became President, instead of Mr. Cleveland. In was the late Benjamin Harrison. Mr. Cleve land.'" third canvass and second elec tldn in 1K2 involved the di-feat of Mr. Harrison, who had been renom inated by his party. Mr. Cleveland took part in the funerals of (.rant. Hayes. Garfield, Arthur, and Har rison, who had been 1 residents in his lifetime. With him the list of ex-Presidents ends. Before he became President Mr. Cleveland was Governor of New York, and while Governor be was chosen to the Presidency. Before he was Governor he was Mayor of Buffalo, and while Mayor he was chosen to the governship. Thus !he directly.stepped from the mayoralty into the governorship and from tjhe governorship into his first Presi dency. Before he was Mayor he wa Sheriff of. Erie County but sevcial years elapsed between the shrievalty and the mayoralty, and between t is two Presidencies four years, the tef-m of Benjamin Hanlin, intervened). Mr. Cleveland was elected Shef ff to restore to public respect an offi e that had fallen into corruption by a conspiracy or interest and purpose between the leaders of both parties in Erie County. He was named his own party to be defeated. rcprrw-ntatiTt P-n.r-4 of Cnmi kwr. ard Ukirjr an ta aU Utter IVmrd f tVr.rr.iier; cert ain-'y the cwunty t la be corrtultfvJ on mt a chairman f the iWnt of 'CrtiRty Commij.wrr ene ef the S ery trt tmtnrw men In the rtmnty, or in the Stat fir that matter. il.::.K i. ! n .. ... . nti rmptoyra arc certain- 5 r urxnernvre. it w ai4ulrlr rrr- We hate j frcijuenUy tHifiht of the crude yt em which rfevaita in North C4r4ina in the mairtajremrnt of lhejitjijrc' of the &rum couo- .-' The nwc ly far Uhitv4 the time and far from Um that the ItMird hat at heart the hem buir)c hke. iry tt Sr!rrrt ef th tvnty If the ame rwcthola mere ued in ; and do thetr t-t ta protect the lr- ue rnana'emcnt or private tuine ! tert-ita of the pcop nterew a uel In the man art men t of public affair ot the various coun ties, it Would be oh!y a quetkn of time whin tvankruptcy would follow. However,! th the public to draw on, thus having unlimited ata when th aff airs of the county, by rvatns f kuw mangncnt require more muttey.' additional taics are levied arid the people are burdened with mupv tax's t,ion. Now, 'the; matter, of tax a turn indeed, ami o a nerious one. PHple are Many lhiu CompelSed to make sacrilioen in order to par the taxes rt njuiired ot them by law to t paid. j! : - ' Many a time,. poor men take their little earnings to pay Uses when their children are in need of clothing and shoes, and the wife sadly need a new frock ind a new lnrjct. - Of ctu"se, each man should share his part, f the govcrnim-nt, and ttk money fir the exiens of the gov ernment can U ra;nl in no tther way than by tajiatitin. But the very Utst iwible business method. should prevail in order that the taxen should be just as low as possible, f Now, take VVavne county and let us see how! the affairs of this county are managed. We doubt if there 'is any other county in the state which has a more uy i i But However. rfwvUritf a their d ttvce a month, U Is imrniUe for thrtn. or any other fire men to peprr'y manajre the ait air f Wayne County by injf no more time to the but newt of the county than now U d.vre UfKler the fvUtjMif lw. Inateail tf havine eimmurer meeting mee a nwmth at the pay of tw o dollars a day. there abould le. we thtr.k. inly ifcree rrnirxr, and the chairman of the tnnl tlulj receive a aalary sutlictently r enough to arcure ttie ertice of a gtd practical buine man, at.l he aliould U retiutmi to detote hi entire time to the buwnir of the county; he ahouhl t reiuired to In. pect monthly orry bndtfe in the county, to visit at leat cnce a month every townhlp in tte rmnty, visit weekly the Cunty Home, the lioad Camp, and the Jail. Then, at the monthly meetinir of tlie toanl the chairman ahoukl retdtr a drtaiWHl utatement in wnt of tte condition of the aatm of the county and make rvconimrtt.ltion to the board. The man who raiatnj feed to m!1 U not doing any kicking aUut ti price of feed. By auitaNe relu tiona made now it is pwihle to be just as merry over high ford prior a year from nw as he in at preacnt. to A Hard Man tn Move. Gen Andrew Jackson's colored bodv-servant was asked after "Old Hickory's" death whether he thought his master had gone to Heaven and promptly replied, 'I ain't Ijist so sho' 'bout dat, sir." Why: wasn t the General a good man" 'Yes, sah, he was a very good man." - I . Well, then, if he was such a good why aren t you sure he has to Heaven?" all depends, sah," the old answered, "on whedder de ueneral wanted to go to Heaven or whedder he didn t want to go dar Ef he did. he's dar, but ef he didn't all hell couldn't make him go The August American Boy. Unalloyed enjoyment of the water's refreshing coolness is shown on the face of the boy lookine out from the. front cover of the August American Boy. and the contents of the magazine just fits in with the vacation 6eason. The fine serials of Houston. Tomlinson, and Optic, with Weir s story of his experiences un der the Great White Canvas contin ue with increasing interest. Of the many splendid short stories in this issue, there are: In the Hands ot the Enemy, telling of the manly cour age or a tioy during the trytnjr times of the C vil War: The Traitor of Camp Cennet, a fine story of boys camping and how a traitor was dealt with; A Boy and a Bear tells humor ously of a boy who was anxious to meet a bear and what he did when Mr. Bruin confronted him: In Quest of a Sea-Otter is a vivid account of the dangers encountered by two boys in a boat while trying to kill a sea-otter; History Written in Bark will appeal to the boys who love to carve their names on the bark of trees: My Friend's Stiff Shoulder is a stirring story of hunting tigers in India; The Runabout Trio at '- the Chicago Convention gives a most in teresting account of what three boys saw and heard while attending the National Republican Convention at Chicago. Then there are How to Float, Trapping Hints for Boys, Opening of the Oyster Season, Talks with the Doctor, and Destroyer of Boysy while "the various depart ment are filled with the sort of mat ter which appeals to the boys with hobbies. 76 illustrations; $1 00 a year, the fcprague ruDiisning c-o.. Detroit, Mich. e beat its leaders and he beat opponent by his declaration to the people of the county that he sired anumtended to be elected the purpose ofeleaning out the federated gangswhich. controlled both party organizations. The stamp he left upon the administration the office was not easily or effaced. Year3 after, while ticing law. he was nominated for Ma: or, and elected on the promise of trying to do for the city of Buf falo what he had said he would and had done for the people Sheriff of Erie County. In the may oraltv he kept his promise and ex ceeded expectation to such a degree that he was made Governor of New York to undertake for the State what he had undertaken foe" the city of Buffalo,--though on a mani festly larger scale. In the governorship, for two years of the three which were then i term, Mr. Cleveland commanded! tional attention and admiration, was elected to the Presidency of United States in 1884. Ai year of his governorship . remained;, anj in that year the Lieutenant-Governor, David B. Hill, succeeded him. It is worth while to recall that as Mr. Cleveland was chosen to the shriev- I alty to end gang rule, and to the mayoralty for the same purpose, so his election to the governorship came to him at a time when the opposing nartv had abused the confidence, of the people, and by its own factionul ism and worse had forfeited its right to public respect. 3 !5 Kitchin Will Make Strong, Honest, Chief -Magistrate. : The Raleigh Christian Advocate : A Composition on an Editor. Rapid River Hustler,. ' , ' A little boy in town was given the stunt by his father to write an essay on Editors, and here is the result I don't know how newspapers come to be in the world. 1 don't think God does for he haint got nothing to say about them and editors in the Bible. 1 think the editor is one of the missing links you read of. and stayed in the bushes 5 4'fa SI pays high tribute to the character of until after the flood . an(j then came man gone 'It darky strong ty the use of Doctor Idea Medical Jjiscoverv. and t vourMdrin vour most vumer- pot. "Golden "weak jr in Medical Discovery cures "weaK stomacn, maigestion, or dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and Im pure blood and other diseases oi the or gans of digestion and nutrition. The "Golden Medical Discovery "Ji as a specific curative effect upon all mucous surfaces and hence cures catarrh, no matter where located or what stage it mav have reached. In Nasal Catarrh it Is well to cleanse the passages with Dr, Safe's Catarrh Remedy fluid while using the "Discovery "as a constitutional rem edy. lV'?iy the "Golden Medical Discov erv " cures catarrhal diseases, as of the stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic organs will be plain to you if you will read a booklet of extracts from the writ ings of eminent medical authorities, en dorsing its ingredients and explaining their curative properties. It is mailed free on request. Address Dr., R.V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. This booklet gives all the Ingredients entering into Dr. -Pierce's medicines from which It will be seen that they contain not a drop of alcohol, pure, triple-refined glycerine being used instead. Dr. Pierce's irreat thousand-page illus trated Common Sense Medical Adviser will be sent free, paper-bound, lor a one- cent stamps, or clotn-oouna iot ai aiauii. Address Dr. fierce as auove. -aaaiiaiiaiianananSaaaa(!toavtai;avtttOao9t HIE DAVIS WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS ! Hiddentte. N. C. "V OI'FN.I We are iiettcr prepared than ever to serve you. ! .' . ln 1' 1 ii o.t.i-,1 nn Ann nf 3Ct more nice binete- Kooms ana utecirtc 1 ini' aildt-d an Annex ii .j -iimmc iii wnli Hunilry smaller improvements. We now have all modern 'convenience, Mich as Sewerage, Hot and i I li.ttlis. - ' - i . I l. trie Lights, iJentv of nice rooms, nicely furnished,' Bell and Inde n l' iit I'hone connections. Two daily mail trains jeach way and all lor a "Irrale 1'iUe. t ; ...."' . hit place is one mile north oflliddenite. N. C. n Southern Railroad .in t linrlottc ;to Taylorsville; change from Sahsbury at Statesviile. Wales for july and August, $7 to $'.) per week; $22 to $33 permonth. I .r further information write for Illustrated Booklet to DAVIS BROS , Owners and Proprietors, Hifiriflnitfi N P. I W N W w a I Wanted to Sit Easy. Prince Karl, of Norway, is said'to be very bright for a boy of his age He drives frequently with his mother and friends, and, of course, all the rules of roya letiquette are observed , One day he was sleighndme with a Dartv. when he abruptly remarked: I m going to be a farmer when 1 grow up. No, no. said one of his com panions, you will be king. "No, 1 won t," the lad retorted "I'm going to be a farmer." "WhvV'aPked another. I won t uavf tu sit biiu iin-u, was the explanation. Samuel's Notion. "And the streets Are paved with real eold. and there will be music and flowers, and everything will be beautiful !" finished the Sunday school teacher, who was tellincr her small charges of heaven. "And now tell me," she continued, 'what kind of little and girls are going there?" Nobodv knew, lhen from one a a i a. corner a small brown nana snor, up, "Yes, Samuel" the teacher smiled "Please, teacher, dead ones! ' our next governor as follows Those who vote for Hon. W. W Kitchin, who will be the!next Gover nor of North Carolina, may rest sat isfied that they vote for a man who is not only an able lawyer, but a man of clean life. He is an earnest follower of the Lord Jesus Christ. This means much when it comes to placing men in positions of high honor and trust. We had occasion to wateh his daily life through four years of pastorate at Roxboro, and we have nothing but good to say oi him as a man and a citizen. While a devout member of the Baptist church, he rarely missed our weekly Draver rneetincr. and never hesitates to., lead in prayer when called on. He married one of our sweetest Methodist srirls at Roxboro, and she has been an inspiration to him throughout his political career. He will make a strong, honest, and able chief magistrate. Their Game. A'poor lady the other day hastened to the nursery and said to her little daughter : Minnie, what do you mean by shoutiner and screaming? Play quiet ly. like Tommy. See. he doesn't make a sound. "Of course he doesn t, said the little jrirl. "That is our game. He is Dana comintr home late, and I am you." ; - - Foresight is a very valuable trait to possess, but when winter comes it is not to be compared with anthra cite The Upper Shelf. Three year-old Neal was taken on a steamboat ride. When he entered the stateroom, he asked hi3 mother; "Why. do we sleep in the bath room;. When he reached home again, hetold his grandmother: "Mamma slept on the upper shelf in the bathroom." out and wrote the thing up, and has been here ever since. , I don't think he ever dies. ;I never saw a dead one and never heard of one getting licked. Our paper is a mighty good one; but the editor goes without underclothes all winter and don't wear any socks and paw ain t paid his subscription since th3 paper started. I ast paw if. that was why the editor had to suck the juse out of snowballs in winter and go to bed when he had a shirt washt in ! sum mer. And then paw took me out in to the woodshead and he hckt me awful hard. If the editor makes a mistake folks say he ought to be hung; but if; a doctor makes any mistakes he buries them and people d assent say nothing because doctors can read and write Latin. When the editor makes a mistake there is awsuits. and i swearing and a big fuss ; but if a doctor makes one there is a funeral, cut flowers and perfek silence. A doctor can use a j word a yard long without him or anybody knowing what it means ; but if the editor uses one he has to spell it. If the doctor goes to see another man s wife he charges for the visit; but if the editor goes he gets a charge of buckshot. When the doctor frets drunk its a case of being overcome by the heat arid if he dies its? from heart trouble i when a editor gets! drunk its a case of too much booze and if he dies its the jim-jams.j Any old college can make a doctor : a edi tor has to be born CAB By George Barr McCutcheon Author of " Beverly of Graustark Etc. Illustrated by Swoboda Reason Enough. Ronald : "Mamma, why is a jeweler the laziest man on earth? f Mamma: "1 give it up, Ronald. Why is he?" Ronald: "Because he's always tak ing time. i ! In this story of a family skeleton we have a romance in real life, -with the scenes laid in Chicago, the Philippines and -New York, as wonderful as those romances of the imaginary kingdom of Graustark. The ( unhappy position of a wife with a secret from 'her! husband and the ensuing complications which endanger the happiness of two innocent young people f enlist the keenest sympathy of the reader and arouse his deepest interest Mr. McCntcheon standi ispoa an enviable hl&t with few to keep him company.-New York Sun. I 4 This "Jane Cable la unqntttiomably McCt;hoa' bt noyth Philadelphia Inquirer. Great Story will begin in the neit issue of The Times.

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