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VOLUME XXXIV
CONCORD. N. C. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 4. 1909.
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John B. Sherriv Editor and Fubllner.
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FARMER'S ALMANAC for 1909
containing list of county ofilcers for Noith Carolina and'olher
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Jan 4
ITCHING.
Youth' Companion.
Pruritus, or itching, is not a dis
ease in itself, but is a symptom of
so many unhealthy tates of the
sy stem, ror merely of the skin, that
it has given rise to a formidable list
of prescriptions and suggestions for
treatment. A great deal of itching
is caused by eczema -a disorder of
the skin. There are two kinds of
eczema. It is the kind that is called
"dry" or "scaly" eczema which
gives rise to a most disagreeable
and persistent form of itching, which
sometimes does not stop even after
the skin seems to have healed.
Another form, called 'senile
pruritus," attacks old people whose
circulation is defective and whose
skin has a tendency to become thin
and atrophied. In many of these
cases it will be found that there is
little or no perspiration, and this
fact has much to do with the con
stant irritation of the skin that some
old people complain of so bitterly,
and which is often so aggravated as
to threaten the general health, if not
life itself, by reason of the incessant
nervous irritation and loss of rest.
Anything that will restore the lost
function of perspiring will relieve
the itching in many of these cases.
A most intense and horrible form
of itching is, as we all know, often
caused by the bites of certain insects.
People differ greatly in their sus
ceptibility to the bites of insects, but
some are driven almost crazy by the
bite of a mosquito. This itching is
caused by the irritating quality of
the acid poison injected by the, insect,
and is best met, not by yielding to
the impelling instinct to scratch, but
by quickly meeting the acid poison
by the application of an alkali, - such
as household ammonia, or, simplest
of all, by rubbing the spot with a
piece of common soap.
In nervous itching, where there
is no break in the skin, great relief
is often obtained by menthol, which
relieves by substituting one sensa
tion for another, but of course has
no curative effect.
Persons with thin and irritable
skins, prone to itch easily, should
always wear silk or soft gauze un
dergarments and if they wear woolen
underwear should take care that it
does not come next to the body.
There are as many lotions and
ointments for the relief of this
trouble as there are causes for it,
but these should be prescribed only
bv the physician who has ascertained
the cause in each particular case.
In the days when certain sections
of South Missouri were famous for
the illicit distillation of whiskey a
visitor was introduced to a man
named Joshua, famous locally for
his illegal trade. f
Are you the Joshua that made
the sun stand still?" inquired the
visitor, facetiously.
No, responed the other, I am
the Joshua who made the moori-shine
still."
It s economy to use Royal Baking Powder.
It saves labor, health and money.
Where the best foobf is required no other
baking powder or leavening agent can take the
place or do the work of Royal Baking Powder.
How to Increase the Yield of Fruit
Increased fruit crops are more often the result of good manage
ment than of good luck. Fruit trees and fruit plants need a liberal
supply of
Virginia-Carolina
Fertilizers
The trees absorb plant foods that is, nitrogen, phosphoric acid
and potash from the soil just the same as any other crop. Experi
ence has shown this over and over again. This truth has become so
well recognized that " return to the land what the tree removes if you
would expect the best results " has become an axiom with the best
growers. "
Apple, pear, peach, orange arid other fruit trees soon respond to
careful fertilization. But be sure to use the best fertilizers.
" I made a test with other companies' fertilizers," says Mr. H. O.
Lowry, of Manatee County, FlaM " and yours proved to be the best.
The yield where I used Virginia-Carolina Fertilizer, was just twice as
much as where the other two companies' fertilizer was used.
Hundreds of ulers say Virginia-Carolina Fertilizers are cheapest
because of their good qualities give better satisfaction and quicker
results.
Many facts of great interest and value to fruit growers are pub
lished in the new 1909 Farmers' Year Book, a copy of which will be
sent free on application to any of our sales offices.
Virginia-Carolina Chemical Co.
Salts Offices
Richmond, Va.
Norfolk, Va.
Columbia, S. C
Atlanta, Ga.
Savannah. Ga.
Memphis, Tenn.
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THE SHAME Of CIVILIZATION.
Divorces Destroying Domestic Life and
Weakening Public Morality.
Philadelphia freu.
In rVance'and most European
countries divorces are few in rural
neighborhoods. Our rural States,
like Maine and New Hampshire, have
a larger share of divorces than
States full of big cities. The purer
American populations in the North
yield the larger share of divorces.
Five divorce suits out of six are un
contested. The average period after
marriage at which divorce comes
was ten twenty years ago, and t
remains at this period, but this
average is misleading. Divorce has
been greatest in the last twenty
years at the fifth year. In the twen
ty years before it was most frequent
at six and a half years. The term at
which most people who are going to
be divorced seek this remedy dimin
ishes. It is now not much over four
years.
The only country which matches
this appalling record is Japan, where
one marriage in three is ended by
divorce. Marriages are little less
than half as1 numerous as in this
country, but divorces in Japan are
one-half greater in number than in
the United States. Divorces in oth
er countries are relatively few.
England, with one-third of our popu
lation, has about 10,000 divorces a
year, a sixth of our number. France,
with half as much population, has
about a fifth as many divorces as the
United States. The divorces in the
United States twenty years ago were
slightly larger than in the rest of the
civilized w.-H. To-day the excess
in this country ij"ntill larger. This
increase is accompanied by a con
stantly increasing social ''acceptance
to those divorced. This has extend
ed even to Europe. Twenty years
ago no Court in Europe permitted
any divorced person to be presented
to the sovereign. King Edward has
departed from the practice of his
mother in this respect, and at most
European Courts a divorce no longer
bars a woman, much les3&man from
the social recognition involved in
presentation at Court.
A Puzzle for You.
A farmer found a one dollar bill
and appropriated it, by right of dis
covery, to himseif. He went to
town and paid it to the newspaper
man on what he owed him; the news
paper man handed it over to a mer
chant on his account: the merchant
paid his treat bill with it; and the
butcher paid it back to the original
finder to finish paying for a calf he
had purchased. After which the
farmer took it to the bank and dis
covered it to be counterfeit, and the
next Sunday put it into the mission
ary collection. Query: Are all these
debts cancelled with the spurions
one dollar? . -
The man who brags of his self-respect
is often paying his respects to
a mighty small object.
GRAPES, from their most health
ful properties, give ROYAL its
active and principal ingredient
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Sales Offices
Durham, N.C.
Charleston, S.C.
Baltimore, Md.
Columbus, Ga.
M ontgomery . Ala.
Shreveport, La.
UNC0UTS STORY Of HIS UfL
Here b Lincoln's
Story sf His Owi Life.
Worth While t Ssy.
Afl He Thought
I was born Februanr 12. 1809. in
Hardin County. Kentucky. My
pereuta were both born in Virginia,
ofj undistinguished families second
families, perhaps 1 should bit. Mv
mother, who died in my tenth year,
was of a family of the name of
Hanks, some of! whom now reside ia
Adams and others in Macon County,
liur-oia. 31 y paternal granaiatner,
Abraham Lincoln, emigrated from
Rockingham County. Virginia, to
rvruucKy snout iybi or its:, where.
a year or two later, he was killed
by the Indians, not in battle, but by
stealth, when! be was laboring to
open a fa-m in the forest. His
ancestors who were Quakers, went
toj Virginia from' Berks County.
Pennsylvania. An effort to identify
them with the New England family
of the same name ended in nothing
more definite than a similarity of
Christian names in both families,
such as Enoch, Levi. Mordecai.
Solomon, Abrahamjand the like.
My lather at the death of his
father; was but six years of age,
and he crew ud literallv without
education. He removed from
Kentucky to what is now Spencer
County, Indiana, in my eighth year;
We reached our new home about
the time the State came into the
Upion. It was: a wild region, with
many bears and other wild animals
still in the woods. There I grew up.
There were some schools so called.
but no qualification was ever re
quired of a teacher beyond 'readin'.
writin and cipherin to the rule of
three. If a straggler supposed to
understand Latin happened to so
journ in the neighborhood be was
locked upon as a wizard. There was
absolutely nothing to excite ambi
tion for education. Of course, when
I came of age I did not know much.
Still, somehow,) I could read, write
and cipher to the rule of three but
that was all. I have not been to
school since. The little advance ,
now have upon this store of educa
tion I have picked up from time to
time under the pressure of necessity.
si was raised to farm work, which
I continued until I was twenty-two,
At twenty-one
I came txTlHinois-
Macon County.
Then I got to New
time .in Sangamon.
Salem, at that
now in Menard jCounty, where I re
mained a year as a sort of clerk in
a tore. Then jcame the Black Hawk
war, ana 1 was elected a captain 01
volunteers, a success which gave me
more pleasure than any I have had
since. I went through the campaign,
was elated, ran! for the Legislature
the same year (1832), and was beat
en the only tim I ever have been
beaten by the people. The next and !
three succeeding biennial elections I
was elected to the Legislature. I
was not a candidate afterward.
During this legislative period I had
studied law and removed to Spring
field to practice it. In 1846 I was
once elected toj the lower" house of
Congress. Was not a candidate for
reklection. From 1849 to 1854,
both inclusive, II practiced law more
assiduously than ever before. Al
ways a Whig in politics, and gen
erally on the Whig electoral ,ticktts
making active canvases, I was los
ing interest in politics when the re
peal of the Missiouri compromise
aroused me again. What I have
done since then is pretty well known.
If any personal description of me
is thought desirable it may be said
I am, in height, six feet, four inches,
nearly; lean in .flesh, weighing on an
average one (hundred and eighty
pounds; dark complexion with coarse
black hair and gray eyes. No other
marks or brands recollected.
j 4 A Vain Appeal.
pohn Hunter; was a darkey given
to chastising his wife, says Lippin
cott's. t
j'You, John," said a neighbor one
day, "Susanna say, efyou don't quit
beatin' her she gwine ter de Freed
man Bureau !"j
if "She do, do she ?" he replied with
scorn. "Now, lemme tell yer, wunst
an' fer all ! Susanna my wife ! An'
so long as she go 'bout her bizness I
gwine let. her lone. But w'en she
git ter cuttin up I gwine beat her,
an' ther ain't no bureau nor side
bode nor yit na chist of flrors what
kin hoi' me back !"
PARISIAN SAQE CURES DANDRUFF
If it Don't, Gibson Drug Store Will
; (jive You Your Money Back.
Yes, Parisian 6age, the moat invigor
ating hair restorer, cores dandruff and
grows hair. The women of America,
who have luxuriant hair, know it does,
and that is why thousands of attractive
Women throughout the land are regu
larly using it. i
For years this .almost marvelous
grower of lustrous and beautiful, hair
was confined to ihe elite of Europe and
New York OityJ but about two years
ago it was given! to a select list of drug
gists, and to-dey can be obtained in any
city or town in America where society
women of refinement dwell.
Parisian Sage is the most delightful
hair tonic in the world. It makes the
hair soft, lustrous and luxuriant in a
few days. It is perfumed moat daintily
and is not sticky or greasy. It stops
falling hair, cures dandruff and itching
scalp in two weeks or money back.
Gib.-on Drug Store sells it for 50 cents
a large bottle, and guarantees it, or di
rect, all charges prepaid, by American
makers, Girdux Mfg. Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Tiuiuu rttwers corua or ,
RAOl
tveat WO 0h 6c rtstd by Sh
Til is Tift Uduftes U," H Sys.
"The conflict of the races, which
seems to be inevitable, will erdy 1
hastened by such talk as Mr. Taft in
dulges in. saki Senator Tillman, re
cently. In tne first plaee. I am nt
opposed TO negro education at all
provided" it. is of the right kind,
knowing that education increases in
telligence and that intelligence in
creases the usefulness cf the citizen.
"What I said and meant. ;and by
which I stick, is that the Republican
policy of the last forty years has
been to compel the South toil recog
nize the political equality of the ne
gro. That, in its essence.; wou'd
mean the domination of the negro
in South Carolina and Minaiacnppi
and many parts of other Southern
States. ,
"We have disfranchised eMery ne
gro we could under the Fifteenth
Amendment, and the only instru
mentality available was to require
an educational qualification. There
is now an agitation in South Caro
lina for compulsory education. That
would mean a heavy burden, to pro
Vide more schools, which the white
taxpayers would have to bear, and
there could be no discrimination
against the negro on account of race
or color. Here we would present
the spectacle of educating the negro
at a very heavy expense to hurry
forward the contest for supremacy
between the two rases as soon as we
should have given them the neces
sary qualifications to vote, and be
undoing what we found absolutely
necessary to preserve our civiliza
tion. "We never intend to be governed
by negroes, whether educated or un
educated. The Republican party is
now seeking to debauch Ihe South
through Mr. Taft, who offers us two
offices in every thousand of our pop
ulation and a pretended advancement
of our material interests to join that
party.
"If the Republicans will throw
down and abandon once for all their
efforts to compel the South to recog
nize the equality of the Caucasian
and the African by repealing the
Fifteenth Amendment, we can then
have the control of our State affairs
and can then train the negroes to
make better citizens and aid in that
'uplift' which Mr. Taft is so anxious
to see brought about. But we never
expect to j'lift them high enough
ourselves or allow anybody else to
lift them high enough to put their
heels on cur necks or govern us
again." '
r Work of Children at Night
American Textile Manufacturer.
By request we publish below the
law of North Carolina relative to the
children working in cotton mills at
night. Chapter 464, page 671 of
1906 public laws of North Carolina.
"Sec. 4. After 1807 no boy or
girl under 14 years of age shall work
in a factory between tte hours or o
p. m. and 5 a. m."
Without going into the merits 01
this law, we wish to say that it is the
law of North Carolira and should be
obeyed.
It was drawn by the cotton mill
men of this State and they agreed
that its provisions should be carried,
out to the letter.
North Carolina has been liberal
with her mill. men because it has
been recognized that they were will
ing to do what was right and for the
best interest of their operatives.
If it is found that a law which has
been enacted at their rvquest, is vio
lated by them, they will not be con
sidered in future legislation and the
day of the factory inspector will not
be far off.
This proposition is worthy of care
ful consideration. -
WHEEZER OR SNEEZER?
Have You Heard of Hyomei for Ca
tarrh, Asthma and Hay Fver?
If you wheeze or enerz, I ak or spit ,
snuffle or blew, som thit g is th matter
with the membrane of ycur refpira'ory
tract, and you need Hyomef.
And you need Hyomei because it will
cure you of any catarrhal or inflamma
tory conditions that exists
It isn't a- stomach medicine, or spray,
or douche, but a very pleasant, healing,
antiseptic balsam, from the eucalyptus
forests of Australia. You breathe this
b&lxamio air through a Mnall, hard rub
ber inhaler, and it reaches every nook,
corner and creyice of the membrane,
and promptly kills the catarrh germs
Gibson Drug Store will sell you a com-
piece Hyomei (pronounced High-omei);
outfit lor f 1 00, on tne money back
plan.
"The use of Hyomei cored Mr. Cutler
of catarrh in 1904. He has stroDg'.y en
dorsed the use cf Hjomf-i in many in
stances, and we are glad to go on record
regarding tnis marvelous catarrh cure,
and endorse. Mrs. A. Uatler, 201
Post Ave . Battle Creek. Mk-lw
Bible Conundrums.
Why could they not play cards in
the ark? .Because Noah sat on the
deck.
Why was Noah a disappointed rat
catcher? Because it was 40 days be
fore he saw Ar-a-rat.
What did Adam plant first in the
Carden of Eden? His foot.
What man in the Bible had no
father? Joshua, the son of Nun.
- When was money first mentioned
in the Bible? When Noah took the
green back into the ark.
anp.K-w inc rum.
Make a gewd mm trnch th
winter.
i'ut Oh W hre they iJl t
th eMft to firri not the rrt la
dmp.
Men are a deal like bear;
they don't amount to much' unkta
there's pirnty of anap to Ihrtn.
Whrn cutting in th woudiot W
careful to avoid injuring any of the
smaller trrrs. They may he largvr
sometime. Care for them.
The hen sumrtimfa .mak a big
fuss about a amall tg g, but she
keeps right, on. day aftr day, doing
her best at the one thing she knows
Wht-n you arv thinking f buying
a farm, look for plenty of wood for
fuel and ether purpuwr. for good
"tr.. good neighbors and gxl
market ad? ar.tagt.
'"Isn't it strange,"; remarked a
way back farmer, as he w.-itched an
up-to-date neighbor sawing wood
with a patent saw, runy a gasoline,
engine, "how men will scheme to
get out of honet work:"
Put everything d.mn in -writing
when you lease a farm. Memory
can not t relied on. It is remark
able how different men will remem
ber deferent things. ' If it is all
down in blrck and whit-," there can
be no mistake.
When it is not convenient to app'y
heat to frozen pipe to thaw them,
spread a cloth thickly with unpacked
lime, fasten it around the fnirn
pipe and throw water on it. The
heat produced as the lime slakes la
great endugh to thsw the ice.
. Havethmg gone wrong with you
this past year? Now don't get dis
couraged and imagine you are going
to wind up at the poor-house. The
new year is here, good things may
be coming around, the corner your
way. Brace up; have nerve. Never
forget that many a "great undertak
ing has been wrought into success
after a promife of failures.
1 1 is tough on the wagon to drive
it over the rouxh, frozen roads then
days. Imperially where the ruts are
deep it is hard on felloes and other
parts. It is a good plan to have a
second-best wagon for these times,
and so save the good one. But this
utility wagon should always be a
good solid one, that will not break
down on the way te town.
Don't let the boys read the yellow
supplements of the Sunday papers,
nor the silly, crude and vulgar so
called "comics" of the daily papers.
It must be positively harmful thus
to steep the minds of the immature
and uneducated with such vapid,
stupid and demoralizing stuff r We
are glad to note that some of the
metropolitan dailies have qeased to
affront the self-respect and good
taste of their readers,! notably the
Boston Herald.
Ihe Temperance Wave.
Sews and Observer.
King Canute tried with a broom
to brush back the waves from the
shore, where his throne had been
placed. With equal' success, but
with more show of temper, the Gov
ernor of Tennessee tried to prevent
the passage of a Statewide prohibi
tion law. Tennessee joins North
Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Missis
sippi and Oklahoma in" a determina
tion to remove the saloon from de
bauching the youth and exerting an
undue influence in politics.
"Even where State Prohibition is
not popular, the temperance move
ment grows. Baltimore has 400
fewer saloons than it had one yjar
ago, produced in part by increasing
license from to ? j0 and largely
by the temperence seutiment. A
prominent citizen of Richmond, who
was in Louisburg last week, gave it
as his opinion that Richmond would
vote out tne saioon at tne nrst op
portunity. Four counties in Indiana
voted on the question of county pro
hibition on Tuesday, all four voting
dry by majorities exceeding l.oOO.
Hamilton county piling up 2.4C1
against the saloon. Lat month
three other Indiana counties voted
on the question and the saloon was
voted out of every one, making
seven Indiana counties voting dry.
Only eleven out of all the precincts
in the seven counties gave a wet
majority.
Would Have Done the Same.
Rudyard Kipling got his wit from
his maternal grandfather. Rev. John
B. MacDonald, a Wesleyan clergy
man.J
It is related of this gentleman that
in the days when he was courting the
lady whom he afterward married
the father-in-law-to-be, an aged
Methodist with extremely strict no
tions in fregard tothe proprieties,
was injudicious enough on one oc
casion to enter the parlor without
giving any warning of his approach.
The consequence was that he found
the sweethearts occupying a single
chair.
Deeply shocked by the spectacle,
the old man solemnly said :
"Mr. MacDonald, when I was
courting Mrs. Brown she cat on one
side of the room and I on the other."
MacDonald'e reply was :
"That's what I should have done
if I had been courting Mrs. Brown."
Bill Nye in his earlier days once
approached the manager of a lecture
bureau with an application for em4
ploy men t, and was asked if he had
ever done anything in that line.
"Oh. yes." said Bill. "What have
yout done?" "Well," replied Bill
"my last job was with a dime rau
seunvsitting in a barrel with the
top of my head, sticking out posing
as the largest ostrich egg in captivity."
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heart. 1 kU ar4 T imjr'eetrr J4.
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Jurrr.!? tUrt Miv WaMftgi.v
kf th hwa, rl k.ai rrn
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with the letfal ntl n r-i dii a
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tv( the CMrrxv cf U Urttard ts
lutra.
MtaatuTi hat huftor-!
with her pPMciw for a-!: nanny
years. An-4 swret rilcrn fujJa tbo
world full wf, ir-rrt. amu.rmrtst
ard novelty. .
It il hard to
sixteen lhat ahe ia -t,M lout - t ,
iov. breauw tx know a tat
pretty your; girl or a h.n1
takes to lt a natural! ..-k
dura to water. Thrr mar rrat IK
meaalea and fevrr. but l td ran t
mm rm.
When a tflrl begina t.vl suk 11 1 aa I
penal v srd to luet !? .u kle an.) re
rrvra; when a hoy take lo rchrttg
his hair, nrenaihtf hia-tr illair Sai
shining hit ahves. It ia.a-a.gn that
love has come. Kolhin ,iM
do It Pa and Ma! may ttorm aM
fret and may fall It "pupr love, '
and sister may laugh, but the twt
parties tnvolvnd know that It tsl.r
young uream. ana tney J. i want
lobe waked un. 1'hev n.t
they have rrweived iriu on the f.s '
a a "
aoia, a standing engagement at the
ice-cream stand and a mrtake
the nuionlight.i tVrtainlv. rvm
girl i entitled to a rwretheart . 1
every boy is entitled to a girl Pa
ami Ms might a well make up their
minus to u and alopt l)nny Cuii l
as a member of the family. .."-lie's .
going to roost around the houV any.
how. and you mtyht a wrll tak f him
in and make him a hulu.ld i t.
ThoUtfh'it ian't af .lou n in 1 1
leclaration of lndritemit-rice. orte
f the inalienable rights i.f vi.nth
the right to love, courl-ditp an l the .
pursuit of happirw
for Numbrr Two.
"George, dear, what kind .f a
woman would you marry if you mar
ried again?" aked the amiable wife.
well. If I married again" U t-an
the Prutal husband.
"Then you acknowledge that you
would marry again ?"
I m not saying one way nr the
other, but"
But you. don t g've we tVfWV-
answer, arid that provva' :'
' That doesn t prove anything. I
cauxe
"It does, too ! I So what k!iI of a
woman would you marry if voumar-'
ried again ?"
"I wouldn't marry again, i
couldn't."
"Of course you have to say that."
"Of course 1 do,, because I a
about to say that if I married again
it would be. the 'kind of a woman
who would not ak me what kind of
a woman I would marry if I. married
again." ' '. vi. : "
Source Considered.
"What makes the newspapers tell
so many lies?" asked a rather in
considerate Peorian of a newppai r
man the other day, according to the
Herald-Transcript. 1.
"Because we have to get nKt f
our Information from -liars," i
the jolting reply.
"Papa." inquired little May, after
Sunday school, "was (ieorge Wash
ington an Israelite ?"
Before her father could answer
this fwrnewhat unexpected question.
May's six-year-old brother broke In :
"Why, May, I'm 'shamed of your
ign'ance J George Washington la in
the New Testament, not the Old !"
DOCTORS MISTMCns
Are said oftn to I tmrwi tt f-t ur4'
ground. But oiany Uin womrn eali m
thlr faintly phytlrian. utl-tuji. U.y
Imagl n. on from A t l"" i! rw,t ""r 'ro,n
heart dlMiaae, another fnto llr or kid
nay dlaesaa, aaothrr frm wrvoua pn
tratiou, aootbar with pain hi aii Uj-,
and !a thts ay 'thay prtnl aUka to
tb'.malYsil their -j-siluf or ow
lany docUirparat Ciawa, U wl!ca
be, awaming tf.-m to t firh. vrrrt
bit pills six! tiotluns. In reality, iby ars
ill only rympuima ctuwJ hy Utnn sur .
Is.a.. Tti'jvoiclah.'orait tA fi
euuM of sufTeriiiS'Vlfvr' MvTHajrainit
unUt larga bill ar vSA. Jfrrir,9
patient gs no UtvrhJrictb
wrong Ireatitn-nt. but i .i.aWy ntiK
aroyf myiMrf liltr- I.T. Ifr'l 1 avt.r,
tir:'fftr-M . " TXri
b fiirT.". all ihutm c.rrti.i. ymp
Loma. and InvtltuUftf eomfrf-t lr!4 ''f
prolonged mlM-ry. It ba tao U aaid.
Ibat "a dlara known t half curwl.
I)r. I'lerca'a Favorii I"rcriiiion f a
clsntiflc medirln, eaMully d- by
an eiperlenced sod tkillfal ptyUflao,
sod adapted to woman's delicaU art tm:
It la mU of nat!a Anf-iican mndirjnal
roriU-andl irwi'r brmi- i
rffr-tJ. M rhr
At a j-owerful lnvVoritr.f tonte 'Fa
yorll Prarrtptioo lm parts atrttb to
tha wbolT!Am and to th orr" d'
Unet!y femfnln! !n particular, lor rr r
worked. worn-out," run-down." HrlV.r
Ut4 teacbart, milHtra, 4wai-n,
aearoatrw, "bop--:rii. bou-iip-r,
nuniog moUr, iM t-V.m womm fn
erlly,I)r. Ikre's I'sYorit I'rtirSpti' a
U tha greaUat anb!y U,nn, Ut. un
equaM as an apptUzSng cotdlml ai.'l rs
Sbrally tonic
As a soothing; and atitsrtbt'if v-rr-Ida
FaTorite yr'Ju-Tinn l cftwiualrd
and Is Inrsluabio In allay In ana sub
duing nerroua etcitaWaty, IrriiaWIiiy,
Dervous exbaortI'. nervous pretrtl'n.
neurslgia. hysteria, pamt, fct V nun's
dancM, and otber ditrin. itervou
symptoms emmonly a-nndant ujjo
fa net ion I snl organfe dte.i of tb
DUrui It induce rr?ihlr,g Ivp ar
rellev" mr.Ul snxU-ty Snd fWtnaei.T.
Dr. Pierre's )'i-Maul I'tiW-t ioviirat
tb stomach, Pvtr ail low. j. itu ta
Ultm a doaa. Easy to taka as candy.
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