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VOLUME III. 1
: CONCORD' N. C, SATURDAY MOIUlW, , N0YE5IBEU 15t 1856
TUE
WEEKLY GAZETTE.
MOftXlSO
'- ! ' ' - . . .V
J AM ES M . 1IEN DERSON,
nZHTOB. PtOIItIKTOK-
AT TWO 'I KrX AIW PER AN'Xt'M. IF PAID
IN AnVASCTw';IolUn'"'l fif,.v
. if Pv4 -witiiiu it moi.U.-4nndTHRKK 1L
lilW, if J7n''t X1ii,ll,ie ' ?
the ytfr. " ' j j . ,
-. rtionn4 Tw ...ty-fi rpiU per .uarefor
ah aUunt inorUo4 ;
EO VL Sof.c rharI .lo,le U.e rt. ,
M vn.ltIA'5 -:i.S mid Ii:ATlM in.teJ fi e
OUR STORY TELLER
I?
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trpail, where young:
L,?. t'., KUd "le. iu ffer 'tet trance.
. "". ' . frm lh Ilnmort nf FalconLriJf.
TnS P2G EON EXPRESS MAN.
Is ne.ly U Hin or Uth in wlnol.
Vnnkee firnre, Uiy "are Supposed to be
-a Ut!e u ''tUrn'fd cuto' for alm wt any
hoU ek, freeing '"P J,ml -r,in-
out cIoh.1 ; jUit, ll.Ml.ev-n
II i i-ui-k ' .
of tl
yedrfA, money or t.:.U h m
,jon irr -(Zoiw" now andjtl.en, upon the
most .cientific j.riuci..!, e are going to
f jirovc. 1 I .
It is gonerr.Hr known, in the newpn-;
j'er world, that two or thr K irn ien
' a few yen w started a jppr in Pliila-
dolphiV upon tl.o ri.ny lindple, and
' 1miv neo ben rwrK'U fs.cJ u
-d. ITU-V. wvr. and Uve:
Mite.furii and Vib.Hhty,
bos, on I lie top of he biidin', for a s
ten .git tlie hang of thing,nd n .
Yes very well ; 0 .' . , , .
Tbcn Jbe bird re put in cage, the
trfliuer take 'cm into, hi wagonten
miles nC fiit throws 'em v and the
birds "O to the buidin.' Nxt day . fifieeii
miles anil o foith ; yeou we
l'eifcly-: I iindemtaud ; now where can
ti.e Uiril be brul T ' " '1 f
Wtting bf irSn lifwclowTolbepubliMi
ei openijng t-arjn a low, long way,. ay
the MrMiig'r ' 1
'I've gut. 'em P 11 n I e Persian birds
be e ut'm !'
'Yo'i understand training them V wy
the nxiiii8 pnllilicr
'I do exnc.ily ; a campcarne along her
ji week gp talked nothing but Carrier
Pigeons Pigeon Expresses - I .thought
I'd surprise jou, and ' !
Wei, wellgo tn: : . , .
'And, by thunder I wk green enough to
gire tKe flkw $2Q0, --a bo7s and wag
'Like
ded.
a book,' the ftrnnger respon-
iJDoneJ. done P reared the otjjer, witlr
out wailing for otlMjpArticjulara, and
a liere and wagonunT wliat Toiu and I
gne the. scamp J baj ha IV
Haw. ! haw J haw 1 and .the- publislters
roared under the force of the joke.
Whatever became of the; pigeon express
man is not ditlinctiy "known ; but .ha is
supposed to have given tip the. bird busi
nes, and goue into the ii;inufactuie of
wolly hprsesand cod-lifer oil.
w an ailent. AjheirtW.Q.o'een vc t.-fJe.
door.1 No reply,. Ad so fbe tried, mor"
ning, after momingiintlj one day after.
trying that torm?0r ??eT1. Ij,0i
she suddenly bethoUglKt herself to say,
Albert will yon IV.Ycria in 'V Wker
upon the .door flew wn-m, an"d sfie rushed
into hiaarni iustJinll'i. Bat Ms' t)'retli
ru
OUTl
thspreverwhieh of course you know)tbat
ayj from good .to bettert asjthey do at
Nicole t's. . ! ' ' " '
'Where are the birds ?' the publisher in
quired.
'I've gtt Vm down to the tavern, where j
Pin 'stoppiu'.1
'iJing jihem up : let me see them ; let
me thiem !'.
'SertHuily, Mister, of conise, responded
the piSVoii -x res- man, leaving thepres
ence of lire tickled t dealh publisher vb6
paced his office as full of ellervesceDce
as a diramyjohn of sprute beer 'jin-' dog
dijs. ' '
About this time pigeon were being
trained, and in a few cases now and then,
teally didj carry mesages tor lotteiy tick
et vendor in Jeisfy City to'-Philadelphia,
Wilminon and Baltimore; but these ex-
pfoitii rarely paid firnt cost, nnd did not a
mount io
0 A
iiH-n oi gieai
as 'far as iheir
niuch, although some noise was
mr;.de about the wondei lul j"ei forman;e of
certain Carrier Pigeons. Bat the paper
was to have a new, impulse astonish all
creation aind the lest of mankind, by Pig
eon Express, The publisberV partner was
in New York," fi h jig for nowhus, and he
determined io asto'nib him, on bis return
homt. bv the bird busineu ! A coj was
fixed on the ton oi" the "Iwldin , '
f w . i
fmMn;!.-w-tH-concerned, and thereby tney
ot ahead o! all competition, 'and made,
l.hcir pile The' propriety were always!
m 'which ihev i
f-ould keep the lead wf tilings and monoM m for fu,KjH p:iswl over t.
liatket, !Ue leieg-apn. cou expres ,IUS v,! Ui the
Corseis Tradition insists that corset
were first invented by n brutal butcher of
the thirteenth century aa a punihmeut for
his wife. She was vVry loquacious, and,
fiuding nothing would cure her, he put a
pair of stays ou her in cider to take away
her bieath. and so 'prevent her, as he tho't,
from talkiug. j Thisciuel punishment was
.inflicted hj other heartless huands, till
at last there was scarcely a wife in all
London who was not condemned to the
likf affliction.. The nunishmeut became
so universal at last that the ladies, in their
defence. made a fashion of, it, and soil has
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coutiuned to the present 1J.
The Sultans Silver Chamber. All
Paris ha beehifilruck jduifiU by the first
cbaacfie of the great silver chamber, now
in course of execu jn for the Sultan, f.y
Maurice Mayeij JhUjwhiiu, in truly Ori
ental tasfe.- basj filled lis with awe. It is
the whole fm niiure and appurtenances of
abouduir comj'd entirely of solid sil ver.
The round table io thei midst is ofadmira?
ble woi kmanship ; the 'surface of rKnUh ed
; i i : . . i. v..-.... y.
a tue silver, . engrveu m imj Hiei")ire", me
was uuimrKjairliable that morning, tt.
he had ewaVomeere liout.the mall
nw plan. ; . , I
'She ordered ttie gates of Windsor to be
closed at eleven, and no one to le admit-1
ted without calling tier, and then ue went
to her room. All night she waited, but no
husbaud came, and after a brief doze, and
with a furious headache, the sent for the
keeper of the gates, and learned that the
Pri&ce had come home at threvof four,
nndleaming her orders, left word' that he
would by 'no irrieans disturb her, and went
his way toraiollv nurbtoit.
'This occurred again the next night, and
the next morning his Grace, the Duke of
Wellington, was started at an early hour;
by a visit from his royal highness. Ilis
(i'raoe, the Duke, drove out rapidly to the
lion. Mr.liiauk's and a council was held
The question. wa important-:.' Can the
Queen lock Prince A lbert out !. It both
ered the dignitaries. 1 hey hd no piece
dents, and so t!ey decided it as any -five
men, r four, three,' two, or oru; would de
cide it, ty saying, Of course not. And so
t ho gates were j left oj. en, and the Prince
had his evenings to himself, as any good
Dutchman lla loves layer bier ought to
have.., , .
Camp Kceting Tali- ' -
.'.; -i - 4-
A chap down South wentjto a. Camp
meeting and gives the followihg wnusing
aerrmit of tlie disjointed coutersatiocT I2f
hoard llipre. .
.! William waborn twenty re years ago
last "'April." , I am. n old. woman, now and
the giew hair, makes ! "
Toot l.'Tot Ii;Pwsa4'g -.-will commence
iid;ih Pj-esStir.g Klder'acd we heard no
more. - a ; ., .'. . .. ,,-v-v-s
.. v Spirit of tlie JiiicaS
A'Bbanefall Outrage-
... . i 1- '
ding was in progress. W e took our itaw. jviimof the 31st ailt, Two or thiee
1 . .JLI!JU
A Greit Man in Disguise
aod tried to catch the remark of the
Tarious couples as they wect lowly by
us. " i
'Ye indeed," (two girls talking of course
and my Brother Tom says' that Henrv
Sokr br ags about the many lime he haa
kissed her rfght in ths mouth and she nes
verslapibim at all when nobody is 1V
aBd Tm sure f should dio ifj the people
wan to talk about -me as they do about
her . !
Corn is up again you know- and I shall
make at least six huudred barrelsIf J
make 'a peck and cotisuquonrjy
Whata-pctacle this is to be! swab cliaw
Ah wdndaw if these peopl .Ujm'd poorty
gu;.aiut she build thyah.own teiUs own
hiwah men to do it fowah 'era Must be a
gweat boah to i
lie married iu six weeks frotn last Tues
dari I heard m'i talking abyu if, but you
musti't mention it for the world. It is a
i .. ' v
iri eat secret. '
'Ueally now, and she's as ugly as'-
4the finest ww you ever saw sir' Tve
Heikshire and has nine pigs. It was the
best tradej ever made and i wouldn't take
thiitv dollars for'
i 'Scollopped petticoats, oulyj look Amy .
! Nine JV.unccs and hoaps in the bargain '.
rieat inventor had suggested. The wag
we
.ex.pi
w
n !:zet!io .UtV nak'
, . ' M .1. L I .vl.i.-i.
noftuvneU up m i ( ;
wli,e-th 'Mn:uK" and, now and then
" - ' . ' ..-ora media thro
ie nurse imc,
hich Great Kxctteiwnt?; A"'"s
1 .... ! .IS...... tA au flit (ill.-lHll
Tents . urtm i-nv
tie IT: were wiue aU Owe morning as
one of these gvnxUm&r Was fitting-in his
.'Ii.-.e, a bmg, lank gnius;with a visage as
batchet-laced and keen asjany CmnwU
cut. YanWa on-recoid, 'same in, and in
qnired of one of the clerics for the piopri
etor of thKt inslitu ion. j IVmg ptinted
out, the thin mati made ;a Ytun towards
l.im, Afier getting cloi .ip.- and twist,
ilnJ kcresvincr arout'd hi bead to
,s i . . ! : . i..i.;..
that uflliottv was iisicinug or iojmg (
- . . r : 1
the lean man snt down vty gmgerly np-
on the exuemo verge of in eliair, and lea
tiiHg forward until hi razomade uose al
: inost UwcbeU that of the j pubb.her, in a
: ,w, nasfl, noitoiw tone.jsay he,
; I 'Air veou one of the bublisher of thjs
l? !' - " . I j
'I am. sir.' . I ! ' ';
'-I.'..-.. i I
f '4QU, yeou, air !' aid jtfie yiwtor, again j
looki n 2 suspiciously arouud and a
-: hirp. f:;S : -' -
" t 'JJid you ever hear
Krorti f he continued.
leg f twisted pattern; liighly . fiuiahed.
1 . '
waalioiHdU, nd, jwithv two bun ircd l H- TV- I.
to the pig-1 all m th same, pveciona- material, Jine
ourse of a t boudoir is to be hung j with cloth of gold.
into his wafon, i loomd with Iver cold. It seems that ttie
to take thi-m out fome few miles, throw
them up,
and; the publisher mid a confilen
tia! friend weie to lie on top of the 'bildiu','
looking Out Jor ihem.
TheT kept looking ! tlie fa w semething
weiTv like a whale, but a pood d-al like a
fi st rate bad "S'J' The lapse of a f-w
days was-quite sufficient to convince the
1 publisdieii that h? had been takm iu and
clon ir- regularly picked, up aud done
for, upon, the most approved and scien
tific priuJ-ii.les. .Hather than Ut ihe cat
out of the bag, he mrde up hi mind to
pocket the share and keep kIuuIv, not even
'letting ion to his partner," who in the.
course oj" the following ; week lettinjed
from Gotham, evUlctii.lv feelinji as fine as
1 ' 0
;.k, ai(-u -soniciiiiii'j or oilier
Sultan has destine 1 this unique sjiecimen
of Oriental leckh'ssiiess of t xpeii; to Ikj
his favorite retreat in (he gardens', of the
seraglio, whence rvery .ray ff day-light, i
always to be excluded, and where ho in
tends to ictire for the rejse and solitude
he cannot enjoy iu the palace.
Many years agfo it lnppeiu'd that tlie el- , Oh how I should love to- j
derVeruet the painter watrav,ling fi,m I -Go to picnic on Thursday J Ohti-k
Marneilles to Pari, in the CoVhe-Vottwrin, j youi Yon dont how I.would Ine
an exira heary diligence which performed to be p.e-M:t sir, I am m tond f.t
the joufuev in hiee.eeW.; Amcmg.,th'e j hilernting dance. Lux farther -ays (
passengers paired up i" mple cavities. . q nm tndy gratihVl my, ar;r:ng,
Vefnet took particuUnotice" of aitm n I 440 leain.ihM yu arc sf de.-j.ly uv,
TrtrSgar; facTots w th netjrof bijme.iatere-
as thick as hi iKHlyjaridtesoIvit't: to.amue'! petitance, and I shall this, very oay
. .- . j- . f
himself with this grotesque personage, ..a UaW
showed him a great deal of ' folitenea j 'Ten raids of gimp for tlie .f-wm, and
.f,i.i. ,tV f:,f l.marietuined awkwardly ' milliw velvet binding r the neck aud
vicious scoundrel, forced aa'eupatu:c-nCo
St. John's Church()Ucopal,)and;endeaf
ored ta destroy the .pulpit bible, hymn
book babtysmal front, and. organ. After
dioing what injury they could iu.-the body
of the church ihey ascended the stairs to
the singing gallery where they laiddiold
of the Organ with the inteutiou it -is su);
posed, of destroying it. The uoise made
in this attempt awakened aservntjn the
rectory adjoiuing.who seeing a light in the
church screamed so loud that the vijlians
leard her an ,1 fled. The babtimcl front
was fotilidsthis'niovuiRg oni . thtf floor not
much inji,fted and the pulpit bible :ind hym
-bkok with several of the Reaves torn jut
and much defaced. . TImj object, was evi
dently . not. to rob. the church a no cfcr
wa made to take away any article of .va
up. -.The vestry room which contained the
htaich milvar.9 s-irvice uri)t'ice and
the rector s private library w-as not enter
ed.
1 he servant states that he saw iiree men
in the church with lighted taper, ot mat
ches in thtii bauds and that after she gave ,
the alarm the .''fled down Monro btreetj
shouting as if in triumph over the deed
which they bad committed
' The circutiwiarffie" canseU considerable
excitemeut yesterday morning and' surinik
ijesvverc rife iiidlicatiiig t h .-tt politics or de
uonrinaiionaf fjecafiantim was tlie cans.
We 'tire assuted bf the Kertor, Prof. Iu-
' graham.- that jtlitfro is no prahabi:fy of
uth'-;raji-g!l!i r.i's. '-. Hi evpre-ws him
slf iLs -Biitisfi'd rslwitvrttiitiiii eierifitin
lional or political is crmnecifcd with the
aC. ' ' . '-"'' ''
arm or amunition J coled lQj4uein
sicklwahrfv "HouSnV to rLe.iter
them ; w'uli nothing to fnkjbot irater-o;
bothing- to eat bat toU,"and feeding their . :
horse 64 skins ;'ni'iruwof(mcin.
ty.nd hroily re. , .
T.vTr.. ; ' 1 '. .
J4FR is U SKittT. Hoomy ; arefelt
to tlie crowd ! 'I, Terijable I, have:luet
wiiiiin tlie ui-3t yi-orM of a Vai'lon-rsjcijrt
aUii) J.No , j,H itiBg v. '.
vraiky or elbowing: toe out of a crowd : like
atortoi-e I ,cap. retire within my hell in,
Supreme dignity, and. look aruuudjon bex
distant little folks with whalebone, coryqja
cency.' Sir, please to take (he opposite?,
sidewalk ! what an idea for thSt rash man
to actually a.ttempt passing mi I v , .
Well, it is delightful j It adds graft t,o.
fjrm, so the hop keepers .say ;accele:a!es
motiou, keeps intruders' at a di$tar. c-, and.
giyp's the dear, easy, unfashior.aMo, slan
derous gossippiug, mei)it)er4 of the. Mind-,
Every lodj-JSIse' 13nsirress but'yoar Own
Society something to tnlk -about ovu" tiK.ir- .
snuff-swahl.ing ami scandal retailing. It
is a benefit. fo 'the nation ! It keeps can't
come it tattlers" tOnguoa. off private churiK;-
tcis. LonHfe to tho whrdebone skirts.
but g
Mf humoiedv. Th-v soon Caiv.e to ; s
black
1 ' i.v,.:i..
steerc, an-i 0.1. c.iui ,
,,.1 il.., oor i-ides wonM liave 'Tl.e- iinest hal.v vou- ever saw
I..,,, t'riallv bna'ul tod.al' up the Coclie eYes"and large linbSix week old, and
voitiirin with its'" fit" and' lean cargo the
passengei gotiouf.'' As thVy'were walk.,
ing'they passln) near a ditch of no'great
wultu and Vernet ; who was a good leaper
otl'ered to bet tjiat he couM clear it.
Wliat cries the old man much surprised
could y ou cle'aij that! ":
'I'n La sme-il coulT : H is not very
the inft ction ; nor visit a sick person (rf j . . I
Important Advice, D- not venture
into a sick room if you are in a prcspirn
tion for the moment that your body rwv
comes cold, it i in a st ite likely to absorb
the complaint If of a contagious n at me)
with an empty stomach, no;- swallow your
saliva. In attending a wck person, j.lace
yourself where' the. air "passes from tlie
door or window to the bed of the invalid.
WllJ what's new in New York girt I ot ltween the invaHd, and the fi.e,- as
hold of ajnytiiiiig rich !' was the first in
terrogatory. 'Hi i i sh ! close the door J1 was the res
ply,'indicating something very important
hout 1 " the topi.
! 'So ; nl y dear fellow, Ive got i concern,"
tell of the Pigeon t now, that will put the hixpennies to' sleep
as sound as' rocks ?
the heal of thelfire will draw the iivfecticus
I siioi ld like to see you fc! alut it..
Y by o aay4iYei.net clearing it.
Yiai've lone! if sine enough said the fat
i man ; I should, like fc try it too, you have
put me ill spirits, and I thiuk I could get
over. i ' - - . i
I 1 . ! '
j ' You, cried the painter, bursting into a
weigiis , ; .
Six:v one pounds and a quarter to the
bushel. None better ui Hie couuuy. nee
f.ont r ,r.ic and cor.krel, and lafg ginned
X hold i ai' , ' '
'Stilloplis next Saturday. ;U lioth
.sides the foimer Congressman wjd speak
1 ' ' ' ' ' 1 -
as he says
'Ah, Mr. Pepper you fl itter me so !
Just see ho horribly Kate NVilmot is
d . essed. She will wwr yellow though it.
iikcs her lookUike'
lVrer and agv I believe- -They've all
Iseen laid up with it and now the poor map
Revolutionary Surgery,'
Wsatern Musis.
A Wesfitn ctiap wentlo New York to .
purulae. gxls 4:c.,and was in filed to otie
of those fhiuiisb'e, parties so common,
in Urge-cities. He was clearly a Wcsterr
original but said rery little until hd af .
that the j.arty was to close without an at
tenqt to corner biiii . .
' At length a bevy of anghiag girls by
the merest accident in the world .found
themselreS gtouped about the Western
meen one in a most r.nimated dkcourae
nrKin music iod city .playing, AVlwii . all :
thin lind progressed jost far enough oieof.
the damsels with head more adocoed. with
out than within and and in that peculiar,
parlor, draw 1 which foitUtoUl'.Uo1.lyiS'
can- represent accobted' ibe -observed
"whh . ' '" '" '-
"Dolha ladic j.Iay rnu-ic at l!ie Vc!,
s-r?"
Original saw the gan1d rciw lved to
win.
f
m
vapor in that direction, and you would rau - 1 8,uld j, to you set
much daneer from breathing it in.
about it. 1 will bet our dinner that you
The Piffeou Eipress iff echoed the pnb-1 f0
lhr. ' - --'v ' j J am V
. Yr a . . Carrier pigeons letters to t 'Exact
their leg and. newspapers under their
fjngi-ttairu.Ml to fly auy where you wait
. j Carrier pigeon,' inuhd th pnbluher,
J Cajrier pigeonstrained to cany billets
bulletin aud ' ' j j.
! fdf&n fiftr to a liun.lred miles an
1 - . . .1 1 i 1
. t r , :. . .1..
. iiour . cuimeu iu me mujjyi. ,on.,
j 'True, so they say, very true,' continued
the publisher, musingly
I '.Elegant things for gcltiu' ot sendin'
iioosdiead of every; bdy eisc,' snid the
;';tranger.vj .'""'-'.', ,j ":
-'Pieviaeiy iuaiV fi fact that a 'fact;
the other wsjwnded,' rising from hu chair
;::nd. pacing the flor,aj though lather nud
decidedly take by the novelty and feasi
ability of the ojieration;, , j""" t ,? ?
f ' Youd have 'em allL Mis'ei , dead as
j mutton.by a pigeon express, nid tlie stran-
L " kl like the idea ; good, first rate T
('n't Imi 1wxL UohailW !' mtlA slran.
.'Hut what would it cost!
rj ' iTu.r. V n rt rewt Ai. tiara anil a amll
gon, to begin on.'
A small wagon Y
Ya a s. . Yoo see. Mister, the birds haff
to be trained to fly from one! pint to ano-
r . 1
- t . , ' ' pj. i., linmoiein. ,
Eloping All JrouW. The Uuflaloj CVme now jjont-frighten: me before
Erjiress gives the following chapter on do. j jiafl , ,
mestic difficulties : , . j Let me se3 ;!our dinner, that coroes toa
M:-s. King, near K.ngston, was recently - yx . .
What have you started in Goth
y. If you don't own tip the corn
that the idea is giand immense I'll
knock uhder.' '
'Gok1 ! I'm glad particularly glad
you've fojund something new and s!ar;lihg,'
lesp-jiided the other. 'Well what is
itr: ! ;;i
'Great ! wonderful ! Carrier Piy
I ' ' ' -
'What ! Pigeon's f . !
'Pigeons P
'Yon (jon't pretend to sav that.'
'Yes, ir. all arranged luokiest fellows
alive, we are-' ''
Wellj but .J
01i. dou't be anew I fixed it?-
'Wellj
muttered
taken sick, and her hubaud seized th-op-
portunity to ehjei with a haiidsome ser
vant girl named Martin. On their arrival
in Albany, Mk Martjii eloped with a
young man named Cornelius, taking Mr.
Kind's irioue v.; King l-eiug penitent, re
turned home aiid found that his wife had f
Three franca, I believe.
That1 a good deal of money ; never
miud HI try it. Done. v
Affer ci'ttinghalf a dozen qUvHjr faces
the fat man leaped and plumped down a
foot farther than Vrenet bad gone.
I must liave revenge", cries Vernet
t t - ,1a... .l.ilr n i morl Tf. I
ClOlHKl Willi UI J UI0.. ie.vv. w s-- -. . . - - j . t y . ... -
fer. with air the movable Articles in the lather piqued 5 you wont refuse me ; 1
house. Whereupon Kiug tarted off jn J nol'- j , ; ;
considering himself a deeol v in- Oh no; it is a mere chance anu may uoi
r '- t . " -
ered man. . - '
;ther U 2fCA
Yes ; well V
, Wa a U. ftm eJ W bird-v "re jnt ia
I'm hanged if this isn't rich T--hi
partner, sticking his digits
into his irowse: loons bitin his lir and
stamping around. - ...
; 'Hich t elegajtt I In two weeks we'll
be flying our birds and j . , ,r .
'Flint! Why, do
'Ha ! ha ! I knew I'd astonish youj ;
Tom insisted on my keeping perfectly
raam, uttil things were in regular working
Oider ; he then set the boy to woik we
have large cages ou top of the build-
"Com up on top of this building said
the par.toer, solemn!. 'Theres dorousee
that bundle of laths and stuff V v. ; .
Why why, yon doa't pretend to wy
Prince Albert Locked Out
A foreign correspondent of 'he Daily
Times, relates tlie following amusing an
ecdote in one of. his letters :
"A good torr that! have never seen
printed, was related by a gen leman in one
of those pleasant after dinner toUw on the.
deck of the Asia, and jf yon like to print
sniaU gomip of he Queen and royal farui-
lr, you shall bare it
'Frince Albert, Jt e met h, did once get
into bad h'abiU.of staying out late at night,
and cot coming, home till morning, where
a.1ierlajeW;fc.' grew lnuch anx
ious and grieved. It jeriurnot certain-" that
he was fa 'tlie cider Cellar nor could she
prove that he did not 'come tome In" the
proper coftditionV lot she endeavored to
get into hia room on some snoh oceaaions,
and failed most signally. By way of epis
ode, the-story is that the reason of her
failure wu thu : . She kbeckef al!sakl :
AJbert, 0en to yocr Que. DdfAbeK
i happen again;a1 any rate people must play
I - -.: . - - - - ... . 1 .
faiilv and to-morrow we will leap tor our
dinner once more.
The next day another opportunity., of
trvmg their agitity presented itself and the
fauman won by a trifle a 'he had done the
dav before and was again delighted w ith
his astonishing Juck ; while. Vernet ipore,
xnd more mortified at the triumph jf hi3
aiiUgonist reneed the contest every day
without Exception.' But everything must
have an end and our travelers had arrived
at tbeir; last stage, tn which "the fat man
went np to ,,Vruet and said. Sir, I owe
.you a ihousand'tJianksfor paying for my
dmner almost alHhe vay from Marselle
here and 10 -low you ray giatitude
ahould Hke to have oidef for ir
'The swectett bonnet I ever saw. Where
did you get it? I must recommend my
mv sister to youA
'A Watermelon pa h. Stole every
darned one. .Some of 'em 'bout half ripe
I swow 1 11 shoot them efthey don't.
Go to the White Sulpher. It is the best'
place in the whole country, ma'am. -1 ve
leen some of -the wonderful eff-ts of
the wateis. -I.wn,iJWiocauv
oft"' -'?' ' !:' . "' 1 '"J
'Tweni yfive poonds of butter a week..
A nd ai ays get a qua! ter a pound aud -om
I'lUrt '"'.''
Four eggs, two hnd fuls of flour, a dab
of veat halftiu cup full of molasses, and it
makes i
'The best manure I ever used sir. Vast
ly superior to guano orsujr phospate.
Two bundled and fifty pounds to the acre,
raised me. -., . .
Tle handsomest woman on the ground
I can see none equal to aerexcept Miss
Maty
Tlie Mobt!r Tribune in" ita-American
An;t relates the following:
Among the monf acire aod daring
Marion's men, were Jlobert Simon und
William Witheis. They bad 'lecn sent
to'-etlmr on some confidential expedition,
aiud while reirg at doou fortefreshuient
Withers a practiced 'shot was examining
hfs pistols to see if they were in gorxi order
while Simons sat either teadiug or iu a re
verie. BobJ'said Withers if 30U had not
that bump on the bridge of your nse you,
would le a likely young fellow Do you
think so ! said Simpa. listlessly. Yes,
said Wither.; I think t can shoot offthat
urlv bnmp on your nose , Shall I shoot !
Shoot ! suid iuious, and crack' went 'the j tjie(ltloW
pistol. Th ball could not liave-oeen bet
ter aimed U jstruck lbe projectmg bridge
cicmolished it , forever, and hence vfoitb
Simons wat not the ugliest, mau 10 tjie ar
my.
0,-vciy unireryally, Mis," was the cool
ief!y.
"indeed I was not aware of tha!,praydo
they use ihe rrian6 mostly.
'Never Miss," the instrument that we
have out our way is the Sitinette and the1
girls all play it." .
, "O, dear 1 am sutc poMtively that I.
never heard f that bcfoie,- teti what it.
is and h(.w Mt Mf: 1 ' . V
" "Well trVe iastrumcf.t is a small pig
andeaclt-'kesone of the under her a.m
aud them the ef.d of hit long tail arl
that bring the Music T. ,
The precorVcprted "corae" made no fa
ther progress, and for the balance of the
... . -- ,i ti( Hon 'of
Pi'eniinr western vi,.
How Daniel Webster Became a Hamed
., -.. - - Kan-
Marion and the B-itisb Ofijcer, .
The Mobile Tribune; in its .'American
Ana,' has the following ?
The story of Marjow inviting Iie Brit
iah officer to j dine witli bun, oti jotatoes
od co'.d water, is literal! true
While- on llj'e aubject of Mr. Wvbsler's
history I cannot torbfiar rueBtionuig an in,
cident related of hi courtship which IJfi
not icmeinber tcr RWe seen in record-
e.!l ': ' ' '; ' '''..'
Ife tras tlreW a youtig liwyer in Polls
mouth N, U. At one of his v-isita to Mi-s
Grace Fletcher he had ptobably witb .a
. r - t tUi .-ahit (tmortnent
j new oicomuiuiug Mv.,v j-j-
o nri k1iT a trot r
. w" n .
'Borij hind legs ppavineil. J And tliereV
tk iu her rigU eye ' that bounu
:W'h?t beautiful girl in Ua4 over there.
I never &aw her ut once Wjore hi?t
a1
at
Mr. Mur!riuafailare sir. And he haa
taken to driu awfaliy aadoUijr 'ft wk
haUrr -, . . . , .
'Ui bead under my ru,and was pmg
him in the raom'tr, when be got u
i
If VOU
eOte tllCJUJC M V-l'JV I f - f - i F t nt if
totf witrtbem; for am engaged as clow I bev, Twioget my an
j ' . .. i
r . .1 - 1 i : rtf SeDtem
.i.... lu..n uiiffaend IU UntVlUt?
we liave uju iv4--(,--j . ' -knots,
let us see if we can lie a.knvtoa'
which will not untie for a life time-
He then took a piece of tape and after
begiuingaknot of a peculiar kind gave h
to her to complete. .
This was Ihe ceremony and ratification
of lV-ir eJ g-geioen t, Aud now in a Ji ttie
Ux marked b bun with the utds.
Piecious Document.' Containnig thflej
of hu early courtship th' uiwme memori
al is still to bo found. The kooj basjiever
been untivd. ... t .
will britr-
Ahs rre4 Irair fn-wrrow to the grafv
there and adT tor-om out in two day
-l.;.!. ir. .hsofe.' rvafor berea beaten
' , ; i ..; aa-w.. I t:z :.-.r.o-.ii-ir lac
. . 1 1 ...... . w . i t. uri ir i il -a 11.1 ii.iun ,
lou leap-oeaaiiKU'v .om. m o- v. ,... - , . . , v i . , . .
M innilM; SUaaVaTi , 1 1 iDaaa . aaam av w 5" M ... 7 7 ' - 4' A '1 JL ti. . u I - ' 1 -
The young ' .Englishman had firA beep j bcn holding skeins of ilk thread' for fceiSj
dine with them . ...1 m!,1m!i- lie utonned saving, ttace,
1 1 1 v 1 u u v - s - - 1 Uvu auw "'J .
and had accepted the invitation ; but be
i,.g subsequently invited by the General,
l.e icqnested to be excused.
i Clarion, with his usual sagacitv, had
pvcfciye'l1 that the youth was seTJsative,
and concrhded'' to try hfm with a f$e.
Tho potatoes were5 aciVed up, and when
Marion pee'td them the slin were care
fully placed br the sido of the pine bark
- , . a a
ulate. They bad been roate4 and brongnt
in brOicar,hi favorite set rant his fo-
ter brother, who ws,thrcrore,iit)m inian
cy: called Budded or brother by, the Gen
eral, when rpoken to' bylbim'.'5'
4' " 1 ir-;:;w ."-tt tr. I.tn- ssr No frankioir nnrjiege -exis m
a. f T IllDDrr. JIWIVU sa,u v w k - .. . -.v m .
puddeiVWgmeUiiog to drink'rand LLoglaud. ., Eeiube yueea ha to JJf
and (XscaVbrswg1l1coar fa ?f lr,r Ptnni - ' - - J "1 ;- 'V- -
of which' theofSr was iedto'Vlrin!: ; j TTZT'J; : .
e Geeral'ti'air drai.ll(rrr,ra the Th. taluef jHmboain'tJvesl u
ame gourd, lie then w&m ar to j etima:jl al tmrtv
bnh" his home Roge-r, anfl-trie ueueiai
g .ve Roger tlie potato kitr all of which
were eaten by Kg-rr from Msnon's band.
The w-qnel of this taeidents that the
voung officer gWVwjcommiw 'nd
Ua4r'mnWViA never t?r?n totlraw
jfr,swoid ainit men Who sfr bnively and
conscienuousty opp-eu m....B
. The A.nerjcan Journal of Medical rsci
lard is an aniiuoie losincn-
-
ence sav tuat I
nine
The Tr.d.Hci'iegajrd ietliiji busk on'corn
as anindieation af a mild winter, ilia,
trtmih - one nsl "iMna oneai Twil L
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