THE DA \P»! liY REPORTER. VOLUME VI. THE REPORTER. PUBLIRIItD WEEKLY AT DAN Yj_ N . C . PEPPER {• SONS, PUBLISHERS AND PROPRIETORS KATRS Of SUBSCRIPTION. One Year, payable io advance, $1 50 Six Momhi, - - 1 00 RATES W ADVERTISING. Ob* Square (ten llnea or less) I time, ' 0 for each additlonil inaertio'u, - 50 Contractu for loijger time or more'sparc can b« maile in proportion to the above rates. Transient advertisers will be expected fo r«mit according.to these rates at the time they g«ad their lavoM. Local be charged 50 per cent, higher than above ra'ea. Business Cards will be inserted at Tea Pol lara per annum. t> If.' DAY, ALBERT JONES DAY & JONES, Manufacturers ot SADDLEitY, HARNESS, COLLARS, TRUNKS, #c. No, 330 W. Baltimore street, Baltimore, Md nol-ly B. F. KING, WITH JOSIXSON', 81110.N ii (l')„ inty uoubs. Nun. 21 and 2U South Miarp Street., BALTIMORE Ml). T. W JOHNSON, It. M. SUTTON /. ■. tt. CH.AIIUC, O.J JOHNSON, aol-l T U U. MAUTINDALE, WITH WM. J. C. UUHATFY & I'O., Slalbutrs' ah I IJ.xksellers' Ware house SCHOOL HOOKS A SPECIALTY. Stationery of all kinds Wrapping Paper, Twines, Uumiet Boards, Paper Blinds 131 W. BALTIMORE ST., BALTIMORE, \l L> B. J. k U. K. BEST, WITH UK.VUV S'J.WEBJK\' k O., WHO LKS ALE CLOTH IK US. 20 Hanover Street, (between tierman and Lombard Streets,) BALTIMORE, MD. H. BONN EBON, B. Bl.lMl.lNE ~ >*£■*■ -- ,G|Waia*NS.» i I W.S HOBEDTSON r 'T7L. COtTItKLL. M A w ATKINS. WATKINS, (Ol I Rh'i.L ii CO., Importers nnd Jobhtrt of HARD 1307 Main Street, RICHMOND, VA. Agents for ".urUauks's Standard Scales, and Anker Brand itotttlii; Cloth. August JO, 1860. JNO W. HOLLAND, WITU T. A. Oil VAN ii CO., Maawfacturers ol FItENUU and AMERICAN CANDIES, in every vaiiety, and wholesule dealers in FRUITS, NUT;*, CANNED OOODS, CI GARS, Jo. >t aad 341 Baltimore Street, Baltimore, Md. Olden from Merchants solicited. WILLIAM BIVaIM, WILLIAM K. UUVUUS, eaaisrun UEVUIES, ot a., SOLOMON KIMMKLL. WILLIAM DEVIUUS & UO., Importers and Jobbers of Foreign aud Domestic Dry Goods auu .Notions, til West Baltimore Street,(between Howard and Liberty,) UALI'I tIOHE. J. W. MKNfiFEE, WITH PEA HUE BUOTIIKRB £ CO. Importers and Jobbers of Dry Goods. MSN'S WEAR A SPECIALTY. Kos. 2 and 4 Hanover Street, AugastS , 'Bo—6m. BALTIMORE. BOIIIT W. POWERS. KOOAU D. TAVLO ■ K W I'O WE US & CO., WHOLESALE U HUG GISTS, Dealers in PAINTS, OILS, DYES, VARNISHES, French and Amorican WINDOW ULAMS, PUTTY, &0., CIGARS, SMOKING AND CHEWING TOUAOCO A SPECIALTY. 1306 Main St., Bichmond, Va. August 20—6 m J. W, RANDOLPH ii EMMS I, BOOKSELLERS, KTATIONERS, AN BLANK-BOOK MANUFACTURERS. 1318 Mainrtreet, Richmond. A Lar/t Sleek of LA W ItUOKS alway on Bsl-Sas hand. J. R. ABBOTT, OF N 0 , with WillAO, ELLETT k CRUWP, RICHMOND, VA., Wholesale Dealers in BOOTS, SHOES, TBUNKS, AC. Prompt attention paid lo orders, and satis faction gauranteed. ftt- Virginia Slate Priion Ooodt a iptctalty. March, 6. • m. ESTABLISHED 1844. 8. T. DAVIS —with— T.J. MACRUDER &CO., Manufacturers and Dealers in BOOTS, SHOES AND BROGAMS, No. II Sharp Street, Baltimore Md. August Ml BT9. TU A OLD roar MA if. : He was n queer old fogy man, And loved old fogv ways, ! And railed airainst the reckless speed Of these fast modern dais I He once could travel leisurely. And stop his friends to h|til ; But now they rushed him Through by steim, And rode iiim on a rail ! The good old coach was fast enough For prudent folks to go ; Imprudent men now laugh at it, And say 'twas rathe, alow I And so '.bov rush upon ihe train, AndfoSed Itke ttionghVaway, * I Until a smash-up breaks their bones— He thinks it doesn't pa; I He loved old house-wives spinning wheels, I The music of their hum ' Was far more crane t.i his old our Than grand piano thrum! I "But ah I" he sighs, "ihosc wheels are gone, Since Whitney nude his giu ! j No more we hear their thrifty hum— No more the sisters' spin 1" "The rosy girls of olden time, ; Sunburnt, were Firmer made Than these-the late an i tender shoots That trow up in the shade I They did their mothers' heavy work, And eased her weary hands ; I And sometimes too, it brothers failed, Could help to do a man's. "Their dresses, mile with easy fit Gave not a pain beneath ; | Their hearts (lad ample room to beat ; ' Their lungs had room to breaths— Unlike our present girls, with waists Too much compressed and slight, Who, if tiiey do not dis.ipate. Are often very ti*jhl "They let no fashion dwarf their forms, , But grew to comely size ; And he 11th shown eyer on their brows, And sparkler! from their eves! ! They thankei kind heaven for its gifts, j And thought with .-eerst pride, That they were beautiul enutigh, j Aud they were satisfied I ! But now our modern gir's, alas ! Think Providence unkind For 1 putting too much iu the midst, And not enough behind 1 And go the) bustle 'round and lace. To mend such clums) ways, • : And think thev far outshine the girls Of good old fogy days 1 "He wished," he said, "for their own sakes, i That Fashio.i's torturing vice [ Would ease them up a little and Less pinching would sulli 'e— That they iui|ttit teel the bounding health > Acyjt*; iWjtfait tjiiit plays, * I Win; ■ all as it >»as Wi good oil fogy du)B !" If I Were a Boy Again. BY JAMES T FIELDS Let me tell you, uiy dear lads, (mine of i the things I would do if I were a boy | tigtin —some of the too often neglected ! acts I would strive to accomplish if it were io my power to begin all over anew This paper was written expressly for \ you young fellows who ire beginning to think for yourselves, and are avsrso to hearing what an old boy. who loyes you f has to say to his younger fellow students. I think I would learn lo use my left hand just as frooly as my right one, so { that if anything happened to lame I either of them, the other would be all ready to writb and "handle things," just 'as if nothing had occurred. There is tio reason in the world why both hands suould not be educated alike. A little " practice would soon render one set of fingers just as expert as the other; and 1 have known people who never thought, when a thing was to be done, what par ticular band ought to do it, but the hand nearest the object took hold-of it and the office required, i I would accustom myself to go abou t in the dark, and not be obliged to have a lamp or candle on svery occasion Too many of us aro slaves '.o the day light, and decline to move forward an j inch unless everything it visible. One of the most cheerful persons I ever knew was a blind man, who had lost his sight by an accident at sea, during early man- I hood. He weut everywhere and ooultl i find things wore lastly than I could Whon hi* wife wanted a spool of coMob , or a pair of scissors from up stair*, the gallsnt gentleman went weihout saying a 'ward and brought it. He never asked any one to reach him this or that object, but seemed lo have the instiuct of know ing jusfwhere it was and bow to get at • it. Surprised at his power of finding things, I asked him one day for an explanation; and he told me that when he waa a boy on board a vessel, it occur red that he might some time or other be deprive! of sight, and ha resolved to begin early in life to rely mora on a seme of feeling than be had ever done before And so he used to wander, by way ol praotice, all over the ship io the blaok midnight, fping down below and climbing around anywhere and every where, that be might, in case of blind nesa, not become wholly halplesa and of oo account in the world In this way DANjJCJIIV, N. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 1881. h« had educated himself to do without eyes when it became his lot to live a B'gU(les3 o;au f wnuld learn the art of using tools of various sorts. I think I woul I insist on learning some trade even il I knew there would bo no occasion to follow it when I prow up What a pleasure it is in after life to be obit to niake some thing, an the fraying i*!—to construct a neat On* to ho d our's pen and paper; or « pretty picture for sister's libTaiy; or to frame a favorte engraving for a Christ mas present to a dear, kiod mother What a loss not to know how to mend a chair that refuses to stand up strongi only because it needt a few tacks and a bit of leather here and there! Some ol us cannot even drive a nail straight; and should we attempt (o saw iff uu obtrusive piece of wood, ten to one we would lose a Griger iu the operation . It is a pleasant relaxation from books and study to work an hour every day in a tcol shop; my Iricnd, the bsrtied and lovable Piof Oliver Wendell Holmes, finds such a comfort in men ding things, when his active bruiu needs repose, that he sometimes breaks a piece of furniture on purpose, that ho may have the relief of putting it together agiio much better than it was before. Ha is as good a mechanic as he is a poet; but there is nothing mechanical about his poetry, as you all kuow who have read his delightful pieces. An English author of great repi:to said 10 uie not long ago, "Professor Holmes is writing the best English of our time." And I could oot help adding, "Yes, and inventing the best stereoscopes, too" I think I would ask permission, if I happened to be b>m in a city, to have the opportunity of passing all my vaca tions iu the country, that I might learn the uam r s of trees and flowers and birds. We are, as a pevp'e, sadly ignorant-of all accurate rural knowledge. Wu guess at many - cj'intry ibiugto,' but wo aic certain of very few It is uuexcusibU in a person like my amiable neighbor Simpktns, who lives from May to November on a farm of iu a beautiful wooded coun try, not to know a maple from a beech, or a bobolink from a catbird. He once han led Uio a bunch of pansies and called tbeui violets, and on another occasion he mistook sweet peas for geraniums. What right has a human being, while the air is full of bird music, to be wholly ignorant of the performer's namo A boy ought, also to be at home in a barn, aud learu bow to harness a horse; tinker up a wagon, feed the animals, and do a hundred useful things, the experi ence ot which may bo of special service to him in after-life as an explorer or traveler, when unlooked for emergencies befall him. I have seen an ex-PicsiJeut of the United States, when an old man, descend from his carriage, and rearrange buckles and straps about bis horses when an accident occurred, while the clumsy coachman stiod by in a kiod of hopeless inactivity, not knowing the j best thing to be dono. The ex-Presi ! dent told me he bad learned about suoh { matters on a farm in bis boyhood, and ; he was never at a loss for remedies on | the road when his carriage broke down. If 1 were a boy again, I would learu to row and handle a sail, and above all, : how to become proof against sea sickness ; Of course, overy young person nowadays, ! male and female, loarn to swim, so no advice on that score need be proffered; but if [ were u boy again I would learn to float half a day, if nectary, in as rough a bit of water as 1 could Sod on our beautiful coaq£. A boy of fifteen who cannot keep hi* head and legs all right iu a stiff sea ought to—try until I he oan No lad in these days ought to drown—if ho can help it! I would keep "better hours," if 1 were a boy again; that is, I would go to bed earlier than most boys do. Noth ing gives more mental aud bodily vigor than sound rest wheu properly applied. Sleep is our great replenishcr, and if wo neglect to take naturally in ohildhood, all the worse for us when we grow up. If we go to bed early, we ripeu ; if we sit up late, we decay ; and sooner or later we ooatraot a disease called intumnia, allowing it toba permanently fixed upon us, and tben we decay «yen in youth Lata hours are shadows from the grave If I were a boy again, I would havsa blank book in which I oould record, bc fote going to bed, every day's eveuts just M tbsy happened to mo personally. If I by writing only two lines a day in my diary, [ would start my little book , and faithfully put down what happened to ioterest me. On its p*«cs I would note down the habtn of birds and animals an I saw them, and ii the horse fell ill, down should go hi* mulady in my book, and what cured him "hould go there too If the cat or dogsluiwi>d any peculiar traits, all be chronicled in my diary, and nothing worth fecorditip should escape me. There aro hundreds of things I would correct in my life if I were a boy again, and among theui is this especial one : I would be more careful of my teeth Seeing, since I have groivn up, how much suffering is induced by the bad habit of constantly eating candies and Other sweet nuisances, I would shut my o.oulh to all allurements of that sort- Very hi t aud very cola substances I would studiously avoid. Toothache in our country is one of the national evils I would have no dealings with tobacco in any form if I were a boy a;ain. My friend I'ipes tells uie he is such a martyr to cigar boxes that his lile is a burden. The habit of smoking has become such a tyrant over him that ho cairics a to bacco bowsprit at his damp, discolored lips every hour of the day, aud he bog* me to warn all the boys of my acquaint, a nee, and say to them emphatically, "Don't learn to smoke !" Ho tells mo sadly, that his head is sometimes in such a dizzy whirl, and his brain so foul, from long habits of smoking he cannot break off, that he is compelled to forgo much that is pleasant in existence, and livo a tobacco tortured lif'o from year to year. Poor Tipes ! be is a sad warning to young fellows who are just learning to jfss the dirty, unmannerly weed Stopping His Paper. when a subscriber ga's so mod because the editor differs with bim cu the Prohibition question that be dis continues his subscription and 'stops his paper " we remind him of a good anecdote of the late Horace Groely, the well known editor of the New York Tribune. Passing down Newspaper Row in New York city, one morning, he met one of his readers, who very ex citcdly exclaimed : "Mr Greely, after the article you pub lished this morning I cnteud to slop your paper 1" • Oh, no," said Mr. Greely, "don't do that." "Yes sir, my mind is made up; I shall stop the paper." "Well, noff, I do bate that mightly : let me persuade you out of it" Hut the angry subscriber wi.s not to be appeased, and they separated Late in the afternoon, the two met again, when Greely remarked : "Mr Thompson, lam very glad you did not carry out your threat tbia morn, ing." "What do you mean V "Wny ; you Baid you were going to stop uiy paper." •'And so I did ; I went to the office and had the paper stopped." 'you are surely mistaken. 1 have just couie from there, and the press waß ruuning and business was booming " "Sir," said Thompson very pompous ly, "I meant I intended to stop my subscription to your piper." "Oh! thunder!" rejoined Greely, d—n your subscription ! I thought you wem going to stop the runninig of my psper, and knock mo out of a living. My friend, let me tell you something, one man is just one drop ot water in the ooean—You didn't set the machinery of this world in wotioo, and you can't stop it—and when you are underneath the ground things upon the surface will wag on just the same as ever. A Useful Hint. When you wish to know what tbe weather is to be, go out aud select the smallest cloud you tee Keep your eyes upon it, and if it decreases and disappears it shows a state of the air which will sure to be followed by fine weather; but it it increases in size take your great coat with you, if you are going from home, for falling weaiher ia not far off. The reason is this: when tbe air is becoming obarged with electricity you will see every cloud attracting all lesser one* toward it, until it gathers into a shower; and, on the contrary, when the fluid i* passing off, or diffusing itself, then a large oloud will be seen breaking into pieoes and dissolving. CHR« ROR DYSPEPSIA. —Thioktng that you would like to hear anything wl ioh would benefit the publio, I send you a reeipe for dyspepsia which has proved beneficial to me. It is merely tbia : The juice of kalf a lemon alter •aoh meal, or, if the ctse ia very aevtre, a whole one should he u*cd Shall Wo Meet Again ? Thu following is one of the moat brill iant paragraphs cv u written by tbe i lamented George D. Prentice : "The fiat of death is inexorable There is no appeal for relief from (lie great law wqich dooms us to dust. We flourish and fade as the leaves of the forest, aud the flowers that bloom, wither and lade in a day have no frailer hold upon life than the mighties monarch that ever shook the earth with his footsteps. men wi'l appear and ; disappear as ihe grass, and tUe multitude ; that throng the world to day will disap | 1 ear as footstep on ihe shoro Meu sel i doui think of the greal event of death nntil the shadow talis across their own ! patliwoy, hiding from tbeir eyes tba I faces of loved ones whose living smile | was ihe sunlight of their existence. ! Dealh is ihe aniagouist of life, and the thought ol the lomb is the skeleton of ! all leasts. Wo do not want logo through I the daik valley, although the dark pas . sage may lead to paradise ; we do not want tog i down into damp graves, even : .with Princes for beu fellows in the I beautiful drama ot 'lon' the hope of immortality, so eloquently uttered by . ; the duatli-dovotcd Greek, fiuds deep re spouse in every thoughtful soul When j about to yield his lile a sacrifice to fate, j his C'uuiMithe asks if they should meet again, to which ho responds : I have ; asked that dreadful quesnou of the hills that look eternal—of the clear sireams that flow forever—of stars among whose Gelds of azure my raised ppirits have walked in glory. All are dumb. 15ut, as I gaze upon thy living lace, I feel that there is something iu love that mantles through its beauty that cannot wholly perish. W esball meet ajrain, ' Ciem'inihe " ! ~. . Cleanliness. As a rule, every boy and girl, every young man and wouiau who will, can 1 have clean clothes, a clean body, clean | face, hands and feet, clean teeth, and a j clean, sweet breath Now, in your owu | mind, entrust cleanliness with its oppo site If we were only seeking to please i the eye, tho former is worth all the care necessary to secure it; wo go farther i than this, however. Mo one can be | curo!ess ef his person, and unclean in bis habits, without produoing or per petuating like disorder in iriud, and in | ail bo docs. Our bodies aro covered with innumer able pores or holes, 60 small that the i nuked eye cannot see them, and through these there is, or should be, a constant passage if effete dead matter. In warm weathet we are made sensible of this tact by the perspiration which stands upon oir faces and bands, or saturates our clothes. This effort of tbe Bystetu tj cleanse itself iosido is coubtant, whetb ! er we kuow it or not. Suppose now that you neglect to keep your body clean outside; these little j holes are stopped, the dead ma tor which should come out is kept io, the blood ' becomes impure, tbe brain wearies or ' gets lazy, we are lazy all over; then we j gel slack and careless ; we do not like to | study or think, evcu of nice things, and so we are injured all through it we do not keep tbe surfaoe ol the body oleau : Ot course, while we are at, work or play, ! we get our clothes, face and hands soil | ed, aud sometimes our whole bodies are covered with dust ahd perspiration ; then what a luxury it is to but he ! It ia not bud that we sometimes get dirt ou us while doing our duly, but it is bud to ; be careless uud let it remaiu ibere. An Epidemic of Suicide. A wavo of suicide seams to bo sweep- I ing over the whole couutry. Iu all parta ol tbe republio men and women ; are blowing out the little brains they ; poasitsand cntliog their worthless throats in tho most reckless manner The com pensating circumstance about it is that it rids the world of a number of people who, it they did not kill themselves, would brobably kill somebody else, and that they uiitke business lively for the | undertakers and the coroners. It is . almost impossible to account for (bis de struetive tendency that oocura every onoe and awhile. The speculative writ ers and philosophers endeavor to account ! for it in various ways, and tlioy talk learnedly and eloquently about crime cycles and more or lea* other aentimental rubbish, all of which i* very good as a theory The fact of the matter ia there are a great many more crazy people in the world, or, as they oall them in Waah i ington, "cranks," than the world imag i iaas. When a great popular exoitemeut that stir* the whole country cornea those weak-minded creatures jump off the tint I wharf, tie themselves to tbe firat rope 1 they aee, or point t.i tbeir head* the first old ruaty piatol they run aoroaa The majority of them are offar more uae be low ground than about it AVio York Herald. One hair in (he haah will oause more hard feeling than aeven mottoes ou the wall can overcome. IS UMBER 9. A Smart 80/. A Brnwnville young man called on his intended the other cveniug, and while waiting for her to mike her ap pearance, he struck up a conversation with his prospective brother-in law. Af [ ter avtliilo the boy asked : ' l)>en galvanized niggers know muob?" '•1 really can't say," answered the amused young man, and silence reigned lor a lew minutes when lb« boy r*- ' stimed : "Kin you play check* with yout nose ?" "No; I've not acquired that accom* ! plishment." "Well, you'd better learn, you beer ; me?" "W'uy ?" '"Caue d, Sis says /hat you don't know as much ajt a galvanized nigger, but your dad's got lota o' stamps and she'll marry 3on anyhow ; and she said when she got a holt of the old man's sugar she v. as goin' to the Fourth ol the July pereeshuns an' ice cream gun sucks, and jut. y u stay at homo and play chcokers with that holly hock nose of your'n." And when 'Sis' got her bair banged and came in, she teund the parlor deser ted by all save her brother, who was in nocently fjing the tails of two kittens j together and singing: "0 ■ I lovo the Sabbath school." It is peculiar how sound a man sleeps when his wife crawls over hitn on her way to the kitchen to make a tire. The spots on the sun do cot begin to crca'e the disturbance produced by the 1 Ircckles on tho daughter. He was from the mountain aide, and was buying his first glass of soda. "I wish you'd skim off that skum, boss; 1 I aiu't paying for no Iroth, you bet." i Henry Ward Beecher thinks that th« ' average man knows as rnuoh of a woman aflet sparking dcr for a month as at the 1 end ol a five years' courtship. L A pair of scissors were found in an ! ox just killed in Pennsylvania, and it is ; feared the animal has made foou of some s ! green editor. 5 Never marry for wealth, but remem r ber that it is just as easy to love a girl e who has a briok house with a Mansard 1 roof and a silverplated door-bell ae one who hasn't anything but an auburn head ' and an amiable disposition. There are undoubtedly a great many , | things which are better than riches; | but riches are good enough for those ef us who feel humble and wish to leave something lor other people to enjoy. "Men oftoi) jump at ooneluaion," says the proverb. So do dogs. One recently jumped at the conclusion of* cat, whioh was stinking through a part lyoloaed door, and created a great dis turbance. Probably the meanest man on reoord keeps a boarding huuee in San Domiogo. Last winter an earthquake turned the edifice clear upside down, and the very next morning he began charging garret lodgers first fljor prices Common soda is excellent for soour ing tin, as it does not scraloh the tin, and will make, it look like new. Apply with a pieee of raoistenid newspaper and polish with a dry pieoe. Wood I ashes are good substitute. "Sam, you are not honest. do you put all the good peaches on the top o* the measures, and the little ones be low '/" 'Same reason, sab, dat makes de frent of your house marble and de baok gate chiefly slop bat'l, Bah ' , A good man, who has seen muoh of the world and is not tired of it, says: "The graud essentials to happiness in this lile are—something to do, some thing to love, and somothin to hope for." "Shon," said a Dutchman, "you may say what you please 'pout qad neigh bors ; I have had to voorst neighbors as never vus Mine pigs and mine hens 0 >me home niit dere ears split, and tod der day two of tbetn coma home miss ing." Dr Shady, of Now York oity, reoom mends that burns be treated by applying ! a paste composed of three ounces of gum' arabic, one ounce of gum tragaoanth one pint of carbolizud water -(one part to sixty), and two ounces of molasses. The paste is to be applied with a brush, renowed at intervals, and is stated to be a successful method. Four applica tions are suffioient, the granulating sur faces beng treated with simple cerate | or the oxide of sine ointment, as iadi ' cated Nervous persons who are troubled with wakefulness and exoitability usu ally have a strong tendenoy of blood to tho brain, with cold extremities. The pressure of blood on the brain keeps it in a stimulated or wakeful state, and the pulsations of the head are often pain ful. Let suoh rise and ehafs tbs body ! and extremities with a brush or towel, or rub smartly with the bands to pro mote circulation aad withdraw the ex ) ot-eeive quantity of blood from the brain, 1 and they will tall io * fen ments. ' *

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