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DAVIS T.J.MAGRUOBR&CO., Manufaclarere and Deslere ia SOOTS, 88013 AND BSOGANg, Me. II Skarp Street, BalUsasrs Md. Aafasl Idt ri». DANJIUJJY, N. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1881. AC.IT SABEK.I'B TBIALATIOKS. I wss sittio' one cold eyenio' a spell •go, meditstin' sud toeia' of a stock in', that I was knittin' fur a nephew of mine, wiien I heard sambody rap. It kinder startled me at fait, for I'm a pour, lore oretlur, and there is so uiaoy tramp* pokio' round, that oatterlj I ft It sorter skittish Howsumover, I took the kero *ene lamp, and went to the door—and behold I there was the same nephew of tuine—Robert Grime*—that I had been koittio'for, aod a grand lookia' gal with him. I was real tickled to see Robert. I had the biiagigjt up of-tl»t> boy—-most ly ; I washed his fmce ana combed his hair, evry morn in' for about nineteen years, and spanked him when oooasion required, I snook hands with bim aud then he said : "Allow me to iotroduoe mj wife—An na—Aunt Sarena " iSakes alive ! I was completely beet ! The idea of that bifalutio' thing bein' By nisce ! Why she looked as if she was Queen Viotry, at the very lean ! 1 axed 'eui to cum io, aod tbeo I see that her dress was draggin' about half a yard oo the floor Tbioks I, oow sum body has stepped oo the baok bredth aod ripped out the gethers It's too bad ! But before I bed time to speak about il, she a little swish, aod sot dawn and then I made up my mind that them are gathers was ripped out purpose. I axed 'em if they bad beo to supper | and they sed no. They had beeo travel io' ever sense moroio'. Ho I made a rousio' eup of tea. aod sot out the table. I put out a plate of eold beaoa, eaua' sometimes folks want suthio' hsarty, to 'menceoo, when they beo travelL. 1 sot on a plate of piek lee, sum bred, ohese, aod douuts, aod one of my beet puokin pies. Then I told 'em to set up, aod have some supper. The minit that gal tot site of the ta ble, she throwed up both haods, aod jelled - 'Halted beans! Oh, boVror ! Robert, do hand me a vioergarett—l sball surely faiot 1" I sprung right up, and says I, I don't know anything about your vinegar at, but here's sum good aider vinegar ; p'raps that'll help ye. Waot a swallow on't ? and 1 held the bottle right to her mouth. But aba pushed it away, and Robert said: T'm sorry, aaot, bat my wife is so extremely delieate, that she never oould bear the sight of baked beans !" ''Fudge aod fiddle-sticks !" Lelekit!' said I; "more likely she had to live oo 'em to hum, till she got eiek on 'em ! I'll earry the things iff-—then p'raps •he'll revive I'* "Just then she spied the piokles, and eaid to Robert. "What are those green things lying in the dish before you f" "Them's oowcumber pickils, yon nin ny," sed I, "for I begun to think she didn't know nothio'. "Cow whit T" sed she "She means cucumbers," sed Robert; yon have eaten cuoumbers, haven't yoa, dear ?" "Oh, yes," ssid she ; "but really until this moment I always imagined they grew in elioes 1" "Where on ainh bev yon been, and what bev you been doin'," sed I, "that you don't know enny more ?" "I attended boarding school till my eduoation was finished, aod mamma oever would allow me to oome near the kitohen But I have done lots of worsted work ; I'll m*ka yoa the loveliest sofa pillow, some day, with a dog on it." "Young womai," said I, "I bev gott a pillow osto my sofa in the parlor sit is made of goose feathers; it's a span olean pillow oase, and I won't bev no nasty dog a settin' oa it—l tall you." "She means a worsted dag oo canvasi auat,' aaid Robert. 'Waal, I doa't wait any of them ar things I don't aappoae yeu could gat a mtal of vittals, eould ya ?' aed I 'Ob, BO I' said shs, in a borified tone. 'Waal, what be yoa goiag to do, new you're got married f sad I. 'Board, of course, like other peeple. my dear aunt." 'Waal, like enough if Robert's wall, aod has a bigh salary, you'll manage to get aloag. But what are yeu goiog to do if ha should bo siek ?" 'OH, I'm one of the eheerfal kiud ; I never borrow trouble. But really, auat, I should like to take a few lessdnd in oookiog of you. It would be such .in.' I looked at her as she sot there, with that long silk gowod 00, big gold thus shaking in both ears, gold bracelitl, a long ohain with a watch on the eod of sod ourls aod braids and trisste* awhiskia' every way, and I ssd culmlj : 'I guess you'll bev to take off sua of them fixins aod get ioto a sensible cati cer dress with a big apetn, before I try to lara ye anything, it's ruther disc >ur aging trying to beet anything iulj a bo dy's heads, where the braios are as few' and soatterin' ai yours appears ,to k ; Howiumever, for Jjoberi's mke ~ L,. "'Aiifl go I did, aad of all the trials I eysr bad, that girl was the wust Why, she dido't kuow nigh as much a* I thought she did at fus'., aud that was useless. The fust time I let her make the tea> sh* put in, ss nesr as I kin calkorlate, about half a pound of my best green tee and then filled tho teapot with water You oan imagine the result. One day I had a lot of carpet rags I wanted to BOW, and I thought I'd let her get dinner alone. I lold her I thought we belter have some biled rice for top pin' off, caase that was healthy and Robert was powerful fond of it. I told her she mite jest run down to the store aad git sum. I told her to put it on airly, so as to let it cook slow I got so engaged io carpet rsgs thst I didn't go nigh the kitoheo, for oact sll the mornin'. About half past 'leven she ouni to the settin' room door, and sed she wished I'd cum out snd see about tbst rice. Shs didn't know what to do with it. So I went out— aod massy sakes ! the sight was enough to disgust a stsrvin' savsgs ! There was my kittle that would hold a pailful, on the stove running over with rice, and shs had got every bowl and tin dish in the house full ef biled rioe She ssd the stuff kept eotcing up and she dido't konw what to do with it. I looked at ber, and sed as calmly as I could : 'How much rice did you put into that kittle t" 'I got four quarts, aunt, snd T put it all in,' ssys she. I didn't say anything more ; I oould not. We fed the bog on biled rioe that day, and I told Rob«rt kinder oonfiden tially, that I had a strong mind to make a good mustard plaater, aod put it right on top of that gal's besd, aod mebbe if she hsd euy grsins of oommon sense, 'twould sort of draw 'em together, for I was siok trying to make anything of bar. One Saturdsy moroiog just as I bsd got reddy to go to bakia', one of the nsybors eum io, and sed I must cum rits ov*r to his houss, for ooe of tbe youag ones bad got the oroop, or bopia' ooff, or sutbio'. I didn't know how to leave but Anna sed : 'l'll make the pis*, suatis; I've seen you make them so many time*, I know I oso.' 'Waal,' thinks I to myaelf, 'l'll Ist her try.' I told hsr where things was, ss I was gettin' reddy, told ber I short ened my pie erust with Isrd tbsn mixed it with sower milk ; esuse I thought it wss softer that way. I told her tbe lard was ia the Duttory, out up in ohunks on a plate. Waal I went off aod dido't get home till most supper time. Shs had got things in tolsrble order, eooaiderin'. I kinder felt enoouragei ; thought mebbe I shouldn't need tbe mustard plaster srter all. Sb« mado four pies. They did look sorter deotnt, aad I put ooe on the table for suppsr. Just as soon as I tasted it, I knew tathin want right. The fust mouthful made me siek. 'Anns Orimes,' sed I, 'for oonseienoe sake wbst bsve you put into these pies V 'Why, just what you did, sunt — I put in aioat a whole squsre chunk of Isrd, and I had to out it all up into little pieoea It wouldn't dissolve.' A thought struok me all of a sudden, sad I ris right up aad went to the bat* tery aod as tras as yoa live that ssp head bad shortened her pie erust with bard toap I had jsat bought a dosea bars of hard seap and put it on ths bottom sbslf in the buttery aad sbs bsd put most a pound of it into them pies. I gave right up that nite. I told hsr firmly that the best thing she ooald do was to let herself eut to eome respecta ble nillisar oi drsss msksr to stand ie the winder lor to bsng new boansts sad gouns unto. 1 felt that 1 ooald stsnd a bushel of biled rice at a time aod green tea pud din' bat whea it cum to shorteoin' pie orust with hard soap, 'twas time to take a decided stand. Ii was a leotle more'o I could awailar. 1 hev only jast this remark to mak* ; if tl.era's euy gal who reads this here paper that thinks eowcumbers grows in slices, or shortens their pie erust with hard map, thes nead not Mt their caps fur any of my oepbews. I'll br«k* up the uach j*st as sure as osy name's 8a- Wiggins! I sartiogly will 1 V The Best Capital. Tke best ospital, in nine cases out of ten a young man can start in Ihe world with, is rnbutt health, s.und morals, a fair intelligence, a will to work his way honestly and bravely, and. if it bo possi ble, a trade—whether he fallow it for a livelihood or not. lie cao always full back upon a trade wh*n other paths are olosed. Any one who will study th* lives of memorable men—apart from the titled or hereditary great —wili find that a large maj rily of tbsiu rose from the ranks with oo capital for a start, save in telligence, energy, industry, and a will to rise and conquer. In the mechanio and artiaian purauits, in commeroc, in agriculture, and even in the paths of literature, soience and art, muny of the greatest names sprung from poverty and obsourity. Dr. Johnson made himself illustrious by his intellect and industry, so did Franklin, and so have multitude* whose memories are renowned I'REPARS ros * FBBSUKT —A theory is advanosd, with plausibility, say* the Chsrlotte Dtmocrat, that during the long continued dry, hot weather, a vtst amoant of water has been evaporated from the ooean and now remains in sus pension is ths clouds, and that at an early day those clouds will pour out floods ,of oavping,overflo*a in rirere aad creeks Hence it is suggested that all oorn on low land* be immediately cut, ita'k and all, and (tacked on high land, to avoid de*truotion by freshet* if tbey should occur. Aii old farmer tells UB that it will not hurt the corn to out the stalk and plaoe it in a safe plaoe ; that the «ar will dry just as well ou such cut stalk as if it was left standing where it grew It woald bs well for farmers to consider ths suggestion. SALT IN INTERMITTENT FBVKH Tske a handfuj'ol table salt aud roast in a ol«an oyan with moderate heat till it is brown—the color of routed coffee Does for an adalt—a aouptpoonful dis solved in a ({law of warm water; take atones. When ths fever appears at intervals of tws, three, or four day*, the remedy shoald bs taken fasting on tb* morning of ths dsy following the fever. To overooma tbe thirst a very little wa ter should bs taken through a straw During the forty-eight hours which fol low the taking of the aalt, the appetite ahoald bs satisfied with ohickoi. and beef broth only ; it ie especially neces sary to observe a severe diet sud avoid taking oold. '1 he remedy is very sim ple and harmless, aad bas nsvsr been known to fail, where it ha* beeo given a trial. WoaTii KNOWINO.—Prof. Wilder, of Cornell University, give* thei-e short rales for sotioa ia esse of aooident : For dust in ths syss avoid rubbing ; dash oold water in thom ; remove cinders, stc , witfc4l£ round point of a lead pencil. Rtmove insects from tbe ear by tep:d water; neyer put a hsrd instrament in to tbe ear. If any artery is cut com press it above the wound ; if a vein is eat oompnss it below. If choked, go apoa all fours and oough. For slight burn* dip th* part in oold wator ; if ths skin is destroyed, covsr with varnish. For spoplsxy, raise tbe beid and body ; for fainting lay tbo person flat. Pineapple sponge.—Ooe *mall, fresh pineapple, or a piot and a half oaa of the fruit; one amall cupful ofsugsr, half a ptckags of gelatine, one cupfur and a half of watsr, the whites of lour fgga. Soak a geaatiae twe bours ia hslf a cup ful of the water. Chop the pinesppls aad put it aad the juioe in a saucepan with the sugar sad tbs remainder of the water Simmer tea minutes Add the gelstiae; take from the fire immediate ly and strain into a tin basin Wbsn psrily 000 led add the whitss of the eggs, aod beat til the mixture bsgias to thiok en Pour io a mould aad set awsy to hsrden. Ssrve with a soft custard fla vorsd with wins. '•Dsn," said a four year old, "give rnc five cents to buy a tnoakey." "We have one moakey in the house BOW," ssid the elder brother. "Who ia it f" "¥ou," WM tha reply. **Then give me five cents to bey the uioakey some nuts.'' Tbe brother eould irot resist. Sickness A Disgrace. All bodily ailmeats ere more or less urgent appeal for help; nor can we doubt in what that hslp should uausist The more fully we understand the na ture of any disease, the more ciearly we «ee that the discovery of the cause mtans the discovery of the cure. Mauy sick ues.ieß are caused by poisono, foisted upon the system under the name of to nic beverages or remedial dsugs ; the on- I ly cure is to eschew the poison. Others, ' by habiu- more or less at variance with the health laws ot nature ; to cure such we have to reform oar habits. There is nothiog acoidcatal, aud rarely anything inevitable, about a diseate wo cao safe ly assume that uiue out of teacouiplaints have beeo csused atul can be outed by the sufferers (or their curses, themselves. ' God made iu*n uprigh' j" every pros trating malady is a deviation from the stale of Nature. The infant, "mewling and puking in its nurse's arms," ie an abnormal phenomenon Infancy should be a period ol'exceptional health ; the young of other creatures are healthier, us well aa prettier, purer, and merrier than the adults, yet the cbildood years of the human animal sie the years of sorest sickliness; statistics show that among the Caucasian races men of thir ty have more hope to reaoh a good old age than a new born child bas to reach the end of its year. Tha reasjn is this : the health theories of tbe aver- ChristiaH man und woman are so egre giou*ly wrong, that only the opposition of their batter inatincts helps them— agaiost thtirconsoience, as it were—to maintain the struggls for a tolerable ex istence with anything like success, while tha helpless infant has to oonform to those theories—with the about results. "1 have long ceased to boubt," says Dr. Sohro'lt, "that, apart from tbe ef fect* of wounds, the chanoes of health or disasse are in our own bands; aud if people knew only half thefaots point ing that way, they would feel ashamed to bo sick, or to have aick children [Dr. Fjlix L Oswald, in "Popular Science Monthly" for September. Do your work Well. Daniel Webstar gives an aocount of a petty lDsuraocs case that came to bim when a young lawyer in Portsmouth Ouly a small' asiount was involved and a twenty dollar fee was all that was prom ised. He ssw that to do his olient full justice, a trsp to I3»stoo to oonsult tbe low library would be desirable, lie would be out of pocket by suoh an ex pedition, and for this timo be would rs ceive no adequato compensation. After a little hesitation he determined to do hi* very best, cost wkat it might. lie accordingly weot to Boston, looked up authorities aod gained the ease. Yerrs afterwards, Webster, then fam ous, was passing through New York. Aa important insurance cases was to be triod tba day altar his arrival, and one of the counsels had beeo suddenly ili. money was no object, and Mr. Webster was begged to name bis terms aod con duct tbe case. "I told them," said Mr. Webster, "that it would be preposterous to expect me to prepars a legal argu ment at a few bours' notice. They in sisted, however, that I should look at the papers ; and this, after some dsmur, I consented to do. Well, it was my twenty dollar oase ovar again, and, as I oevar forgot anything I had all tbe authorities at my Sogers' ends. Ths cart was astonished at the range of my acquirements So, yoa see, I was hand somely repaid both in fame and money for that trip to Boston ; and tha moral is, that good work ii rewarded in the eod, though, to be cure, one'* self be enough.'' How do you keep your Boom. A look into the ohamber of a boy or girl, will give on* an idea what kiud of a man or woman, ha or (he will probably beconso. A boy who keeps hii slothes hang up neatly, or a girl whose room is clean always, will be Tery apt to make a suocssful man or woman. Order and neatnes* aie essential to our comfort a* well a* to that of othera about n*. A bay whe throws down his cap, or boots anywhere, will never keep hi* aooouota io thape, wi(l do thinps io a slovenly, oarsle*s way and not be long wanted in any poaition. A girl who does not make her bed till after dinner—aad she shoald tlways make It herself rather than have a servant do il—and throw her dress aod boonet down in a ehair, will wake a poor wife nine cues oat ten. It tbe world oould see how a girl ksep* her drt«*ing-room, aome unhappy marriages wouid be saved ConyregotionaliU. It is peouliar how sound a man sleeps when hi* wife crawls over him oo her way to the kitehen to mske the Ire. NUMBER. 14. The two men Inaide. An old Indian onoe asked a white man for some tobaooo for his pips. The white man gave him a loose hsndfal . frsia his pocket. The next day he osms back aad ask ed for the whits mao. "For," said be, ! "I found a quarter of a dollar among l the tobaoco " "Why don't yon keep it?" asked a bystander. "I've got a good man aod a bad man here," said the Indian, poiuticg to his breast; 'and tbe good man aay. Is ia not miue ; give it baok to the owner." The bad man say, 'Never mind, you got it, and it is your own now " Ths good man say,'No, oo ; you must not keep it." So I doo't koow what to dj, and I think to go to aleep, bat the good and bad men keep talking all night, and trouble we; aud now I bring tbe mon ey back, I feel good." Sike tbe old Indian, we have sll a good man aud a bad maa within Tbe bed mao is Temptation. Tbe good man is Cousoience, and they keep tslking for sud sgainst mao£ tfeiags tbst ws do sv ery dsy. Wbo win* 7 That is the question ; and tbe answer decides a child's sharacter for this life aod the life to come. Who wins? Stand up for duty Down with siu ! Wreatl* with tsmptstion manfully. Nsver, aever give up tbe war till you win.— Ex. There are 331 different stylos ef bic ycles now in use. Ths spots on tbe sun do not bsgin to orsats the di*turbaoce produced by the frecklas on th* daughter. Tbe pistol ball which killed the Pres ident had shattered a portion of bis spinal column. Ths ballet was found in rear of the heart, and waa oompiete ly encysted. There is to be a pott mortem oxamin tion made ol th* resident's body. Ilis then to be embalmed ; carried t > Wash ington, wl ere it will lie in stats ia the rotunda of the capitol Thursday snd Friday. Afterwards it will be tsken to Clsvelsad, Ohio, sor interment. WORTHLESS STUFF.—Not so fast my friend; if you could see the strong, bealtby, blooming men, women and chil dren that have b*eo raised from beds of sickness, suffering snd slmost dsstb, by the use of Hop Bitters, you weald say Glorious n 1 invaiatbla reaisdy.''—» Philadelphia Press. • President Garfield's aged mother is stopping with ber nieoe in Hirsm four miles from tiarrettsvills, Ohio. She re ceives messages from Washington, and spends muoh of the time at the front door, anxiously watohing for the messen ger who brings dispatches She is bow ed down with grief, sleeps little, much agitated by fear for the w irst, snd yet tenaciously clings to hope. Chicago, September 17 —Universally oold woather is reported from U«a Moines and other i art* of lowa. For several days snow fell sll along the Rock Island rsud, between Decota, twenty milce west of here, and in Nebraaka. It wa* two inobes in depth st Omaha. The tops of the csrs oo ths lluok Island rosd, oa srriviog here last evening, were oover ed with snow. The weather it cloudy and very cold for the **aieo. Ocn Arthur'* «aoonston to the Pres idential offios puts a very different aspeot on political matter*. Ceakling will now push bis esse in New York with great vehemence. Ths admiaUtratioa ~Repub licans in Ohio snd Pennsylvania will grew lukewarm, and tbe political situa tion will be very very materially chang ed Arthur, a weak man, eonneeteJ with violeut partiiane, and controlled by bad adviser*, may drag bis psrty into ihetoiUof death, end ths Republican party may Sud danger and trouble ou every side. He was a young country fellow, a lit tle awkward aod bashful, but of sterling worth of oharaoter. She waa a Cincin nati belle, and had sense enough to ap preciate hi* worth deipite ha* awkward nessand bashfulness, aad waa his fUuoee, Oo a gloomy Sunday eveaing, last wiu ter, tbey were stsnding in front of the window io ths parlor of her borne oa East wslnut Hills, watching the saow* flakes rapidly falling outside. He was not up in society small talk, and beiag hard up for something to say, rsmarked as ha watched the snow falling: "This will bs hsrd on the old man's sheep." "Never mind, dvar/'eaid sbs slipning her arm around him. "I will take care of oaa of then.—" Cincinnati CVJBMWW eta/."