VOLUME VI. i Till: FAMEK'K MANNICK. Cpheld by hur.ca made brown by toll, AIHI lieiii t* both true mid tried, O, patient tiller* of the IM»II (The nation's heart and pride), Hettd e'er hlj(li hill* and vnlley» wide The gladnoine word of rlchf. That f.nrraerx In their humble home* Have majesty and might. Then monarch* proud Rhall honor, And bloMNingK on jrou ihed, For to the humble farmer They look for dally bread ; Yet need > e not to covet The prince - * power and wealth, For crowns contain no Jewel* Compared to |>eace and health. Your wealth conulm* of meadow* green And Heidi*of waving uritlu ; Your home* tuade neat hv labor Hweet, Prove you've not lived In vain. Then hall to the farmer'* banner. From war and blood *tnln free ! May |*eace. KMMI-WIII aud rharity It* motto over be. An Affecting History. In a l'aris garret, reaching as far up toward the clear blue sky of the heav ens as William Lauve could find ouc, was a painter's studio, or perhaps it would bo more correct to coll it a work, shop, for William was only a sign-pain ter ; indeed, his genius did not reach beyond the course desigus of the humb lest business shops, but such as his oc- | cupntiou was, it sufficed for his simple i uanl.s, aud as to earthly goods he was ! content. Hut the way of the world is trouble in some form or another, and \\ illiam had his. Perhaps he made it for himself, as the majority of us are ■ daily doing, but it was, nevertheless, ' trouble, and he thought no trouble could I be greater. W illium had dwelt alone fifteen years, , though there was a fair and beautiful | girl who saved his life from utter drear iness. Did 1 say she was beautiful ! I \ es, xi tho bird in its glad, singing, fluttering life is beautiful, so was Nina Lauve ; beautiful for the joyous fresh ness and buoyant life that sparkled out from her eyes and rippled over her dimp led checks, mukiug you siuilc with pleas ure as you looked upon her, whether your heart were sad or merry. The ueighbors said that William • Lauve ItJn fin tune iu his Nina Wvi ili more la.ui the wealth of gilded palaces, aud so -.hough' be. She was the one treasure of his heart, which made all things bright to him: her prattling tongue, ever glib with love and happiness, beguiled him from the weariness of la bor aud gave a relish to his brown bread and wine such as rarely blesses tho palate of the revelers of wealth. I She was his bird, the star of his life, the sunbeam of his attic-room, his joy and his gladness ; nay, she was his life, and be often called her by each endearing name, and raroly spoke tho name of N'iua until she was 550 ; then a dark, threatening eloud rolled up between them, casting its shadow over thtir faucs and into their hearts ; and Nina, or girl, j were tho only uanies he ever gave her. ) Her step lost its elasticity, aud where | the once joyous smile of a happy heart j played in the dimples and with the roses of her checks, settled a despairing wretchedness, so silent, so uncomplain ing that the heart sadly ached as one looked upon her : but not so with William Lauve Ills face became dark and threatening with a lowering discoutcnt, and his voice harsh and stern. The other occupants of the bouse fre- 1 quently heard him, after all were abwd , save them, railing out upon her iu a voice the angry tones of which was full of curses and abuse. Upon several oc casions tliey were sure Uiey heard blows : I while from Nina ever caiuo low, plaiu tive tones of plcadiug, mingling with heavy sobs. Thus it had been for two weeks, when the nightly scene became more terrific to tho listeners ears than all others had done. Just as several had determined to interfere, the angry sounds ceased, uud William Lauve was heard to slam Nina's door and stride on to his own room. At early dawn next morniug the repoit of a pistol was beard in the young girl's room; and as the poople came quickly forth, William Lam e rushed oat of ber room, and, looking wildly about, sprang down the steps, flight after flight, like a stag over projecting rooks when pursued to the death by hunters and hounds. Nouc thought of following him, all were intent upon getting to tho room from whence cauio the startling tiouuds. There, stretched upon tho floor weltering iu blood, lay the young girl dead. Tho aim had been fatal; the ball passing through her heart, death bud been instant, and no distortiou disfigur ed the fair young face. So beautiful, so •ad was it, turned up to the by-staudcrs; so terrible was tlio great pool of blood surgling out from the pure, girlish heart, HO (Ji'lNoliiao was the death that men groansd and cursed deeply fr'm between : set teeth and livid lips; while women I shrieked and sobbed with horror and ntrony. One spoke: "Comrades, while 1 we stand horc the murderer escapes!" ' With flushed face and flashing eyes I all angrily strode from the room. As ' they descended the steps the banister 1 was, here and there, stained with blood, ' ' where the offender had clasped it with 1 his band as he leaped down the stairs. 1 The pistol that did the dreadful deed bore upon a metal plate the name of ( William Lauve. Kvideuce was couclu- i sive; all knew the murderer beyond a doubt. The news that the painter had j killed his daughter flow like wild-tire. ! The carpenter laid down his tools, the blacksmith closod his shop, and the searchers increased to a great number, , The mob was infuriated, and called to their assistance the blood-hound; they tracked him forth from the city several ' miles, and cauie upon him crouched be hind a fallen log and beneath a heavy uudcr-growth. When asked if he did the deed, he simply replied, "Yes," and spoke uo more. Beyond that one word none could induce him to speak, and in the court of justice, before his judges, j ho might have been thought dead, but j for a wild tire glaring from his eyes f so j silent, so immovable stood he until sen- J tence was passed. Then he only said : i "It is well; I deserve to die." Three j days from the sentenoe William Lauve was hung for the murder of his own | daughter, and the mob soon forgot them t both. The law had its justice, and the mar dercd and the murderer were nothing more to theiu. Years rolled on, and the owner of the house that fathor and daughter had liv ed in had the old frame torn down to build a fine resilience upon the spot. The workmen were tearing up the floor of the room in which the terrible deed were enacted. As they removed the plank next the hearth, a spacious rat hole was revealed, and in it lay a letter almost as brown as the bricks, but not even the seal was broken. Heading the direction, that could scarcely be spelled j out, they found that it was to William . Lauve. We will give iu "My Beloved Father : God*only knows how deeply 1 love you; but I cannot live without Charles. Last night you told ine you would rather sco me dead . . I than his wife, and that if I married him • • I you would surely kill liiui. This morn- : ing I take my own life, not in anger j with you, but because I t.maot live without either }ou or Charles. If 1 I were not to marry him, I should die | slowly and miserably* If I were to fUe I with him and never sec your dear face | again, it would be the same with luc; so 1 prefer death to losing either of you. Clod have mercy on you, beloved father, and may lie forgive this last aot of my | life. When lam dead, tell Charles that I prcfered death rather than life to give j him up. Oh, father! forgive your own ' loving child, NINA." All uow saw that a human life had I been sacrificed to the demands of the j | law ; that it was the terrible sight which I blasted his eyes and his heart from which > William Lauve fled; that it was because | he knew ho had indirectly caused his child's death aud wished to die that he answered yea. It was now easy enough to see that Nina had procured her father's pistol . i with which to do the deed ; that the i blood was gotten upon Lauve's hands in j his frantic efforts to stop the flow of j blood, and that when hor death was cer tain to his mind he became frantic and fled wildly without other thought than getting away from the terrible spectacle. All that could bo done was to hand over ; the letter to Charles Michel, who was then old and palsied, yet had never mar : ricd. As he read the fadod, yellow lines, tears trickled down the furrowed | cheeks. Three mouths after, when ho was found dead in bed, the letter lay upon his heart; none removed it, but ' buried it iu the grave with him. Bu»lil'ulne»s. Sometimes detracts from usefulness as well as pleasure, but never from person al goodncs and amiability. A brazen facod boy or girl, somotiuiestiallcd 'fast' is au object of aversiou, if not hatred. Fur a while they may be agreeable, but when seen too often, they become tire some, and with many |>eoplo really dis gusting. Let the little girls cultivate geutleness and modesty, und the boys ooiuuiendable self-reliance. If any bo • overmuch afliioted with baahfulncsi, it i may be cured by looking the person you speak with fully, but kindly in the eyes, I by not thinking of yourself, and largely associating with older and wiser pcr i sous. DANBURY, N. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1882. Slie Wanted Comedy. Three months ago, when a new ser vant girl came to a Brush street family, the mistress said she desired to post tho ; ' girl in advance on one certain point.— ; I She and her husband belonged to an am- l ateur theatrical company, and in caso 1 Jane heard any racket around the house 1 she must not imagine they were quart rcling. They would be simply rehears- , 1 ing their parts. The "play" began on i the third evening of the girl's engage- incut. The husband taunted the wife ! with extravagance, and she said he play- ! 1 ed poker for money; and chairs were upset and footstools were kicked around, and threats were made of going home to mother. Next morning tho mistress said to the girl: "Did you hear us playing our parts in "The Wronged Wife' last night ?" "Yes'ui." '•lt was simply a rehearsal, you know ; 1 and you mustn't think strange of my ' throwing a vase at my husband and call- j ing him a vile wretch." Three or four nights after that the curtain went up on a play called "The Jealous Husband," and Jane heard sobs, sighs, protestations, threats and excla mations. The next play was entitled "Coining Home Tight," and Was mostly played in the front hull. Thou followed "1 ho Depths of Despair," "Threats of J)ivorco," and "Such a Wretch," until Jane was ut last tired of having a pri- j vate box and beiug the only audience, j The other morning she appeared in the sitting-room with her hat on aud her bundle uudcr arm, and said : "I'lcaso, nia'm, but I'm going this morning." "What, going away ?" "Ycs'm." "For what reason "' "Please nia'm, but I'm tired of trag edy. I'm a girl as naturally likes to see bugging and kissing and love-making on the stage, and wlicu Marks, the lawyer, j comes in on the wliat-do-you.call-it, I'm sure to be ticked to death. I think I'll try some family where they rehearse \ comedy and have a deal of kissing,and, | perhaps. I may come iu as a supe, and get u small share of it for myself." ■ -' * m ——L ' A Human Ilellovts. I There is a man in tho hospital named j James Dwyer who has three bullet-holes { iu his chest, one of which is Hill uu j healed. Through tho last mentioned ! wound, which is a little way below the | left armpit, lie expels air from his lungs, j A reporter visited the man hist evening : at St. Mark's hospital. He had no lies- \ | itation in exhibiting his peculiarity, aud I when requostcd to strip, removed his shirt, and showed tiie reporter four holes j in bis chest and back where two bullets had entered and another where a ball had struck his shoulder and came out uuder his arm. There was also a hole or two in his leg, From the wound uu dcr the armpit ho breathed so loudly that tho sound of air escaping through j the orifice could bo heard the length of j i the room. The reporter held his hand I before the hole and felt tho air rushing ! out. Dwyer tells his story as follows: "1 was ut Bonanza City about three ) years ago. Had a mind claim, and a j man named Flaxon, Charley was his first name, cauie at me with a six-shoot- I cr, for a fight. Well before 1 knew it jhe had filled :ne up with lead. I bad | holes all over nio, and they crossed this j way and that until I couldn't tell for a : certuinty which bullet made any two | holes. For a while you could look into i ono of the holes und see my heart quite ! plain, but that healed up and uow there l is no show to see tho heart at all. I ain't much of an exhibition now ; all I can do is to pump air out of luy lungs .by this hole. Onco I could take it in >at one place and semi it out another. I | was all well once, but the wounds opon ! Ed ugain." | "Did you roturn the fire ?" asked the I reporter. "Hadn't any gun ; but after | 1 was shot a few times I went for him, and got him down and the crowd pulled ;me off. Whou I gut him dowu lie began i to hollow murder ; nioc chap to be sing in' out inurder aftor the way he had acted. Guess I'll be out in a few days all right." i I "Take your time," as the jeweler ■ said to tho customer who had forgotten • his chronometer..-—fYfC Press. , i ( ! The late snow North was fiom 14 inohes to two feet deep, ! The Gazette, boasts of the sales of 1 tobacco in Leaksvillc. ' | The Groensboro skating rink nutted ' the owners S7OO. Bald mountain is having its poriodic. al shake up. Four l.eifsed l«f'ol*s. The Cincinnati Enquirer l as taken thought upon-the startling rows that "Mrs. Culver's new baby in Kansas has four legs," and condemns this innovation. It demands hat until wo see our wav more clearly we put up with the two-legged variety. Its rea soning is such as to suggest a pause : "A large proportion of a child's expense is for shoes. The little toddlers wear out twenty pairs of shoes to o>c frock. Some parents tell us that one frock will outlast thirty pairs of shoes,* • Think, then, of the additional cost ofSbartng a large family if each int'ividus of that family required twi, p«tni of shoes at one tiuic ! This buMon might be borne if it fill upon the rich. The proverb gives us this pointer;. "A fool for luck uud a poor man for children." And so it is. The poor have reared the children which are to-day the glory of our country, and they will continue to rear them until the last syllable of re corded time. Let us not impose any more hardships upon the bone and sinew of the nation. Times arc rood, it i» true, but wages are not commensurate with the demands upon the poor man for ! children. It now oftimes taxes his ut termost penny to provide ..hoes and stockings and the oth"- necessaries of life for his family. The tv>or man's family very often consists of eight, ten, j twelve, aud occasionally thirteen ehil- I dreu. Only a few weeks r.go a poor man's wife in California gave birth to i five children in ono day. This was an i \ exceptional case, the man, probably, i being exceptionally poor. But, take ( the poor man's family as it comes, mul ' tiply it by four, and behold the perfect | I canebrakc of the legs and foe' there arc : ito be provided with covering Ladies, : we toll you it will never do. Let the j four-legged idea stop right here.'' _ Is llie Eiirtli OryiiiK t'p. Physicists and scicntiss say, that tho amount of water on the surface of the j globe is steadily decreasing, and that i the land gains on the sea yetr by year. It is true that in some po». JUS of the ;,... . i ' 1 globe the sea is eating lip, if* it were, ! 1 the land. This is true of the Atlantic 1 j coast, which gives evidence of a steady ' encroachment of tho ocean upon its ! shores. New York will some day be uuder the sea, and its great bridge and ruins can be examined and disinterred I only by means of diving bells. Geog- j ruphers tell us that thwo-thirds of the j earth's surface is composed of water, so wc can afford to lose a good deal of that element without suffering. If the neb ular hypothesis is correct, and the earth ; was once a vast sea of lire, water was then non-existent, and when it first ap- ' peared must have coiuc in the form of i steam. Life was not possible until the ! fluid cooled, and it must have hoen myr- 1 iads of years before the great salt seas j formed. If the earth should gradually | : lose its moisture, great changes will ba j I effected. There will be more land and a denser population, fewer marino ani mals, and more room for the races which j uow iuhabit the lund. Certain districts ! wiil become arid, swamp l ) will dry up, j vast waterways will be converted into i dry land. What a pity we cannot go j to sleep for a thousand years, so as to j seo what kind of a world this will he in 3000. There will, wo apprehend, be some water loft oven then. Sweel-Mlailed Woman. So great is tho influence of a sweet nunded woman on those around, that it { is almost boundless. It is to her that friends come iu seasons of sorrow and sickness for help and comfort : ono shoothing touch of her kindly litmd works wonders iu the feverish child , a few words lot full from her lips in the ear of a sorrowing sister docs much to raise the load of grief that is bowing its victim 1 down to the dust iu unguish. The hus band comes home, worn out with the pressure of business, and feeling irrita ble with the world in general ; but when bo enters the cosy sitting-room, and sees the blaxu of the bright fire, aud meets his wife's smiling face, he succumbs in a moment to the soothing influences which act as the balm of Gilead to his wounded spirits, that are wearied with combating with the stern realities of life, i Tho rough school-boy flies in a rage from the tauuts of his companions to find solace iu his mother's smile, the littlo one full of grief with its own large - trouble, finds a haven of rest on its mother's breast: and so one might go on with instance after instaneo of the influ ence that a sweet-minded woman has in the social life with which she is connected. Hcauty is au insignificant power when | compared with hers.—£,\r. C*illicit U"B Gallon*. The gallows is painted a light green color, and is a ra'hcr pretty picee of ear- . pouter work. The first thing that strikes you about it is the height of the floor above the brick ground. It is,perhaps, ten ■ •' twelve feet, or even more, above r the dm r ; and a plain, tall sot of steps, . wide enough for four people to go up j abreast, ascends it directly as you ap proach. It consists of a platform, with | a large trap in the middle. The trap , is half as large as a door to your room, and hinged on one side and on the other well bolted, but the bolts are withdrawn by the action of'a cord which runs uu der. tli£ gallows floor, and passes into & ' small, barred cell-window right by. A man concealed there jerks the cord, and the trap falls. Several ropes are heio which have been provided to hang Gui teau, sent by the animated people in dif ferent parts of the country, particularly in the South and West. Most of tlictu j | are carefully tied, and the slip-knots ar- i ranged as if tho persons in control had been hanging people all their lives, lie , will bo hanged with one of these ropes, for they have all boon kept. Over the ' gallows rises a cross-bar on two supports, and the length of the rope is perhaps twelve feet, so that the prisoner will drop five or six feet. Ilis head, when be stands up to be hanged, will be, say [ live tcet and a half above the gallows | floor, and when ho drops the head will ( be half a foot or more below the gallows |' floor. On the gallows can .'tand thirty j or forty people, and it is about ten or j twelve feet square.— "6VA," in Cincin nati Enquirer. , Mt or get. The I'/iristmn World thus sets at rest! a perplexing question among agricultur al editors : Many of the agricultural editors are sorely troubled to know whether a hen sits or sets. If some editor of dignity would set a hen ou a nest, and the edi tor would let her set, it would bo well for the word. Now a man, or a woman either, can sot a hen, although they can not kit hor ; neither can they sit ou her, UlthOugli tfie otd lien oIT»Et sit on them by the hour if the would allow it. A man cannot sit on the wash-bench, but I he could sit the basin on it—and neither j the basin nor the grammarians would object. He could sit on a dog's tail if the dog were willing, or he might set' his foot ou it. Hut if he should set on ! the aforesaid tail, or sit his foot there, > the graniHiariau us well as the dog would howl. Aud yet, strange as it may seem, the man might set the tail aside, and | then sit down, and neither be assailed 1 by the dog nor the grammarians.. Ge- | ographers accustom us to thinking of the ouf rising iu the east aud sotting in the west. A Word ("or Buys. Ashamed of work, boys!—good hard ' honest work ! Then I am ashamed of j you—ashamed that you know so little 1 about great men. "Open your old Roman history now a„d read of Cineinnatus. On the day j wlieu tlicy wanted to make him dictator, where did they find him ! In the field ( ploughing. What about Marcus Curius who drove Pyrrbus out of Italy. Look him up : you will find him busy ou his littlo farm. The great I'ato ; you have surely hoard 'of him how he rose to all the honors I of the Roman state —yet he was often j I seen at work iu the field with slaves, i Scipio Afrioanus, who conquered Ilanm i bal and wow Carthage for Rome, was not ashamed to labor on his farm. Lucretia, one of the noblest of Roman matrons, might have been sceu many a day spiuuing among hor maids. Better even than the example of uoblo | Romans is the advice of tho wise uiau, "Whatsover thy hand findeth to do, do jit with thy might." Better than this, oven, are the beautiful New Testament words : Not slothful iu business fervent 1 in spirit, serving the Lord." j There 1 after this, you will feel asliam -1 ed not to wor': -- Visitor. Rules of Conduct. Adhere most scrupulously to truth, and 1.-.bor to preserve tho striotest in tegrity, simplicity and sincerity. Strive to be as kind, forbearing, and i forgiving as you can both to frionds and : foes. Nevor speak evil of any one on any j prcntcnce whatever. | Strivo to recommend religion by the i eourtosy, civility, and condescending character of your or.ndnct. Mortify lusts, sensuality, aud sloth. Shut out evil imaginations and angry thoughts. The Kdltor and I lie Miocmuit- ! er. One day au editor, hard at work try ing to devise a plan to make delinquent subscribers pay their dues, was culled upon by a shoemaker, who dropped iu to give the editor some valuable hints on running a newspaper. The editor, over joyed at the opportunity, gave the man his best cauc bottom chair, handed hiiu a fresh cigar and listened attentively, tjuoth the shemukcr as he lit the weed : Your paper needs a hundred improved features. You don't grasp the topics of the day by the right handle ; you set the locals in the right kind of typo; your teiugraph news u> 100 thin ; even the paper itself is poorly manufactured, not thick enough aud too chalky and white, l'ou don't run enough matter, and what you do run ain't of the right sort. Vour ideas about protective tariff are infernally foolish, and your stand ou the L'onkliiig matter was bad, bad. 1 tell you these things because 1 want you to succeed. 1 icll you as a friend. 1 don't lake your paper myself but 1 sec it once iu a while, aud, as a paper is a public affair, 1 suppose 1 have as good a right to criticise as any body, lfa man wauls to give me advice let hint ; I'm glad to have hiui, in fact." "That is exactly it," said the editor kindly; "1 always had a dim idea of J | my shortcomings, but never hud tlieui so ' j cleverly and convincingly set forth as by | I you. It is impossible to express my j | gratitude for the trouble you havu tak- x !en not only to liud out tlicsc facts, but , jto point them out also. Some people ' . knowing all these things, perhaps, nearly | ar well as you, are moan enough to keep j these things to themselves. Vour sug gestions come iu u most appropriate time ; ' 1 had wanted somebody to lean on us it I were, for sonic weeks. Keep your eye i on the paper, and when you sec a week j I spot coiuc up." The shoemaker left, happy to know I that his suggestions had been received I with such a Christian spirit. Next day, just as he was finishing up a boot, the editor came in, and picking up the mate, remarked : "1 want to tell you how that boot sQ-riceV'uic.' Tu HJTlVs't ptace~Uie Toallier" is poor ; the stitches in tho solo are too I wide apart, and iu the uppers too near i the edge.—Those uppers will go to piec es in two weeks. It's all wrong, put ! ting poor leather in the heels aud siuooth i ing it over with greese and lampblack, j Kverybody complains of your boots, they don't last; the legs arc too short, | the toes arc too narrow and the instep | too high. How you can have the gall | to charge twelve dollars for such boots I beats inc. Now, I toll you this as a | friend because like to sec yon succeed. Of course, 1 don't know anymore about shociuakiug than you do about a newspa per, but still 1 take an interest iu you because you are so well disposed to mc. Iu fact.— Here the exasperated cobbler grabbed a lapstone, and the editor gained the street, followed by old knives, pincers, hammers and awls, stmt after him by the wrathful cobbler, who, on regaining his scat, swore by the nine gods that no im pertinent, lop oared idiot should ever come around trying to teach him his trade. A CI RIOSITV IN VACCINATION.—A 1 gentleman in the west end, when ilic smallpox scare was first agitated in the city, purchased some vaccine matter for 1 the purpose uf vaccinating his family. | He uiixed the matter with some mortar on a piece of glass, aud iu doing so a portion of the mixture adhered to one of his linger nails. Soon after, having oc casion to pick his nose, he unfortunately 1 used the linger which had oouie in con ' tact with the matter, and the consequence was it look splendidly in his nasal organ. ! Coming in contact thus with the lucm ' branes of the nose, it spread all through ' his head, and, as a result, he has been ' confined to his bed for two weeks There will be no question hereafter with this ' gentleman that, if there is any virtue in vaccination, he never will have tho small pox.—Fort Wayne Gazette. INFANTICIDE —The attention of soiuo of the residents near the reservoir was attracted on Tuesday by a number of ' | buzzards iu tho hollow cast of Reservoir j street, and upon looking for the cause I the body of a white infant was discovcr- ed. On last Sunday Dr. Terrell was called to visit a girl by the name ol Crutchficld at Nat. Snipe's and upon 7 examination ho told her she had recently given birth to a child which she stoutlj denied. A jury of inquest has been "" summoned and will investigate the mat ter Winston Sentinel. >' There are H'2 mercantile establishment in Chatham. NO. 3D. BMAIX IIXTES. High time—A clutrcli clock. A l»;ul jtosition—lmposition. I/ost—Tlu* buttons from a coat of paint. Great truths a.e often saiil in the fewest words. A good guess at a tailor's name—Mr. So and-So. Apprehension «f evil is often worse than evil itself. Many mourn for their sins who do not re pent of them. Defeat is a school ill which truth always grows strong. Despair is the oflkpring of fear, laziness and impatience. J'ny wlmt you. owe, then wliat are worth yrm'lrkndw. *• Jf .ve would Jiave friends we must sliow ourselves friendly. A favorite air with the ladies —In the sweet "IMIN-and-buy." We hand folks over to (iod's mercy hut show none ourselves. It is a good tiling to learn caution hy the. misfortune of others. Take care of the poor Indian, and he'll take hair of the white man. liable* are described JUS coupons attached lo the lion.is of in iiriiuoay. About the greediest thing known is a fowl eating corn, it takes a peckevejy time It i« a mistake to judge of excellence of your \\o. k b\ the trouble it lias cost you j Mai that is born of woman, is of a few day a I and full of schemes to get his name in print. ! Poverty wants some, luxury many, and avarice all things. | The wavesof happiness, lik«* those of light, arc colorless v :H*«l ,I;IOI« K. 11. ' The light of true friendship is like the • «-i 4 ».«o»puorus —" piui.ieji \\i«.'ii all ! annnut is dark. It iltc uose of had lieen a little shorter it would have changed the history of the world. Unity an J simplicity are the two true sources of beaif v. Supreme beauty resides in (»od. I Can a man who has lieon fined hy the magistrate time and agalu be considered a | refined man. I 4 «Yes, Sir," said Mr (hillager,"it was fun | ii) enough to make a do. Key laugh. 1 laugh ed till 1 cried." ' Help sonu body worse oil' than" yourself, 1 and you will timl that you are better oil' t'.ian you taucie ' it. ) r i It is not until we have passed through the | ftirnace that we ure made t«> know how niueh dross was in our cuuipositiou. Some men are horn poor, other's achieve • poverty, and a legion more start newspa|K*rs, and live on cordwood and promises } To pretend to the possession of many good friends h» the gemle illusion of folks who » f.uiey they merit the aJVcctlon of their fellows. ) I if anything will impress the human mind with awe, it is the expression of tlie hum's i face who has just boeu aroused from suoriug in church. r Colored women of Anderson. S. C., have , formed a union, and will not work for less t1i,.11 six dollars a month. Whoever violates " the agreement will lie Hogged hy the others. Mr. BJOWU went home the other night • considerably elevated, and atlivted with double vision, lie sat down with his sleepy gaze riveted U|K»II Mrs. Brow n, and then he ' quietly remarked; "Well (hie,) if you two » gals don't look enough alike to be (lde) twins.* 9 ; This is the season of the year when the mince pie comes to town, and the citizen • comes down tin street alter dinner trying . to pry a rasin seed out of a hollow tooth with a buckskin mi ten, and lie sto|>* in the. ' ilni'l store and orders another IM>X of those • jiowileis for indigestion. "What did he marry for ?*' is the title of are cut novel. We have not read the work, but we Imagine it was because she had au k iiieome of SIO,OOO a year. That's what » i young men marry for now-a-days, for they wo k so luirl that they need all the money they can get to support a wife. r I 1 Miss Ilosn \an Diemau of Milwaukee lias brought a suit against Adolplte Tliieles f ' btvau-v- in- kissed her. She claimed $5,000 { llama c. She avers that "lie then and there did seize plaint ill' by the shoulders, put his t . arm around her nek, and did then and there _ k'ss her," and by reason of said aet the plain i till was "groat|y hurl in her t'«- lings, and |T Mitlfered and under%vent great mental pain.'* One illusion vanishes after another. Life ' J seems nothing el*H than a tour through the illuson world, where the traveler eommunes with phantoms its he parses along, listens to " their vain iimiginlng, attempts to realize the Ii golden dreams which they engender or en courage, tails and sighs but still goes on lis- II teuiiig to other phantoms and reveling iu 0 other dmams, which grow fainter and fain ter as life advances. s ii There is an opinion prevalent that young ladies lose their presence of mind under cir cumstances of peril. This was not the ease with a lady of Buffalo, whose lover took her sleigli-riding, and began to projiosc just as his horses started to run with the sleigh. Be- C lug determined to have It over with, lie got the question out at tlie moment the sleigh struck s mile-|M>st. The girl was thrown high into the air, but as she came down ihe ir uttered a firm "Yos, Charlie/' and then fainted. le •_ A finely dressed gentleman was passing a new building, when lie was stopped hy a w negro hod-carrier. 5 f "Say, boss, am you de man dat gub de lec ture las' night?" ,n "I am," was the response, y "Didn't you say dere was a dignity in la , bor, higher dan any thing else a man can 7 know V* >n "Yes, I did; and I hope you laid It to heart.'' l " U 1 did boss. An' didn't you say you lov ed dignity lietter'n anything else ? ' "I did.*' 14 Well. suppose you uike tills liod, anvl try * s a little dignity on dat sixty feet ladder. I want to go across the street to see a man."