—i ® VOLUME XL. Reporter and Post. PUBI.U'UKQ WKWCLV AT DANBURY. V. C. PJCPPBfcft 80N4, PiUl * Front imorr- .--1.-.- Illilw'i r : -.-... .. KLRM LIT N1I:» NIPTI>\ I Cm Tear. ynnwl.lo in «lTinel|...«>..N *1 w Bit flout tin Ti KiTEN OF AUTKKTIIIIXUt Oi»« Iqaiini (iu MIMM ur le«») I time, >1 on For ••oh •4tlt£mal ttWfffbti 80 Cmitr»ctt f«r Uttitfnr tlm«« or mor# niwr rntt b** made in proportion U> Iho above roles. Tmimleut *tlv»"rthwjr» will t>® cunpftnT to rnn't •reonliiiK to thai* rates at Ihe time the.T Mliid thMr f»r«rit. Ux-al Notice* will be than above rate*. Ituunw" Cants will be I finer toil at Ten Dollar* per aunuin. PROFESSION A L CJtROS. ' h'o Uk'/CT J>. GIZMK.R, Attorney and Counsellor, 1 NT. AIKY, N. C. PrnrticM in the wiurts (if Surry, Stokes, Yuilkiu ami Alleghany. IP". }\ &lIITKR, jirro&jrMr-.*T-/'s/ ir.! UT. AiUY, fcCKK-Y CO., N. C. Practices whewvo: hUservieos aro wanted. R /.. u. ivMoin ATTORN EY-AT LAW Mt. Airy. N. C- Sp«einl atUMilivo to the collection ol claims. . 1 1 -in ~H. M. MARTIN DA IK, WITH If M. J. c. DUULtfr# CO.,' BTA TIOXKBS" ASD IIOOKSELLKKX . H AItKIIOVSJ•;. School liook* a Stationery of all kinds, Wrapping Twills, lkuiuel lioadfeh hliwds. W* W. HALTIMOIti: ST.\ UAI.TIMOUK. Vh J. 8. HARitttSON, WITH A. L. ELLET 8L CO., DRY GOODS & NOTIONS 10, 12 & 14 Twelfth Strec', A. 1.. F.I.LETT, \ A.Jvtnoa WitlllH, f ißichm'd, Va B. F. KINO, WITIL JOHXSOX, SUTTOX j- CO., \ I)HY GOODS, 1 Son. H aiht 20 South .Sharp, Street, T. W. JOIirKOX, U M. SI TrON j J. N. E. oil A ltn E, O. J. JOHNSON. F. DAT* AI.UEIIT JUNKS. I S3ay & Jn.ce manufacturers ol ■ ADDI.EItT.IIAKSKKR.rOI.t.AItS.TnrNKH )l*. SX, \V. Italtimon- Mrect, Itattiiiiurc. AM. W. A-Tneker, 11. C. Smith. M.M. Spra|;giiw Tucker. Smith & Co.. Mattitfacturbm A' who|c«itlc l>«alcn« in hook, sifojfs, jurs AMJ CAPS.' No. aM tlaltimore Street. lUlllmore, J/l. H. J. * /'• V. It EST, WITII Htmry Sonmborn Co., \ WUOLES.ILE CLOTHIERS. HI., t«imbarU Ht») HALTIMOHK MU. ■ . SONNKnnitN, n. BLI3ILINK. C. WATKIXS, W. H. UOnKItTSON i O. k. COTTBRLL, A. H. WATKINS. Watkins. Cottrell Co.» Iniportor* un«l .lubber* of HARDWARE. I 1307 Main Street, RICIHIOXD, IM. | ' Aflvnt* Pairbank# MiMUtlanl Sen!en, uiml Ankvr Drtkii HoltinK 'Wtli. At*fhen Puiw ;i, L. II HI air i i if. ir: vnxs, i WITII STKPHKXPUTXE YSCO., HfhvitmUe deulrr* in Boots, Shoes, awl Trunks, 1210 Mam Street, gryt. VM-flm. UICHMOXI), VA. j I. A. AUUOTT, or N 0., •lib trine®, EUETT k CRUMP, RICHMOND, VA., Wholesale Ovnlers i. BOOTS, SHOES, TRUCKS, AC. Prompt atlmtloa paid to order., aud latifr laciiou faarmntwd, Vtrftm* S*l, Prison OooJi a •jwmH) March, «. m aOMHT W. PVWIM. RIIUAVD. TAVI.O . K W. M)WKKB A CO., WHOLESALE DKUGG/STS, D.alen ta FAINTS, OILS, DVKS, VARNISHES, Frenah feud American WINDOW UliAttS, PUTTV, UC eiUARH, SMUKIMO AND CHKWINU TOHAOOO A HI'FCUL A LTI. ISOS Mala St., Btohnond, Va. A«C«M li-ta I*. H. Wtuvton, jr. ATTORNEY AT LAW WINSTON, N. C. AtUnd* tfc; courts of Davidaon, Yad- ' kia, SUHTT, auJ Furaylb, M4UM 9%i »« ieral court., j , • | .... •*.»r Dynpepnia, j licuii.Kh.-, I ' * laron I c I>iar- W i i J,uiti«'i«!r, luij'uiity «if tho i, I «-ver.oul ruMjciiK'ttt *»f Liver, ii.. . i-uu i lUilnt')'*. symptoms or A vur\*rn i vr.iw Had I'txjtii. I'AJH iu tltc si-ic, tumtiiiMi the I p»in is tclt . ■ drr the ni.lii l.ia i, i u .r I Kkrtimati-HB . j;-.tu ral I •; of :.pp.}itc; !J-»wcls ! gem rally cnsiivc. * nietimrs :ii tvitiui. *'iii L*x; « rhc hcsil is trouble I with pa •- oull ana he.fy, with c.tt*iHcna>il !•■«; f •: ■ nury, a. o-inp mil vI .with a f:Jitfuls n*.iti nof Jravini: oc sini. whtdt i'UKlit to hjv ' ii u ii .. ». ■ »t. •i, • •«,>» Mii fttf !«•'.•. 1.. i •..•!. :: n »ii»t:ik«n f«r f mii'H i. ii. the ;.* i vt i iitji!.ili.s of WMrlpai debility; n> rvius, entty itnrtli!; let! coM t l»urn.n>:. * niclin.- .- ji • U!y ti. .1;. n of lh« «k!a exUu, •j.iut* .ire I ,i..' i » cut, ani, .liihcußb »at .( •• 1 it' . -?rar ; .«• wvuid I ft i.il, yet one «.«n h.»r Uy .f.: .m> i. up f b t tiv it—in fact, di*«rii* • v.- v i in«>!y >« v• J «>' the rfbnrv «yntf't>> attrm: t» . s , 1 .:t • t Iwvr ueturreu when l.ut » w •'th t e\ ti-i, yet cMiotun itn>n aftrr fb.-.ith h»* * n the Utt-t s*i lt.iv. U«a tAicmiV«iy . . IMl^vvl. j 14 »>hoti hi ho f-y:tll peraon«. :»n«t yniing, wlirnercr any «»f tlie uh *« H; tnjitoiiH iipoonr. Pmom Trrirottnsr ' " Mvincr !n T*i»- li«•:»lthy l.ot tuti«*«. , I ally to k«-i »f li\ t i . I I ah Xwlnrln* lllllots« uti:i K ■ i•- - . Ma. DrokilncM. ] • • .1 vill invi oral lire a • . but 1. uu iu- I liitiiaiini; bvvvi.iKo. If Yoti linrt en tan inythlnj? hnrtl i| fUccttllaii. litm . . 1.. j !*••».» at night, t.- ca i you wd • Time ami I>oetirH' !1I!!H will * ivrtl l»y tUwnya korplntr Dip lCog -.lnter In tin- I! MlH|.| F'-r, whatever t l *.- . lln ni way be, - :l> >- >■.• i t«fr puruadyi', aHer:n|v»* tonU * ■evcr.be out place. 11 •r.me•% le b irnib mi unit not lulei («-r«- uilh bu .1 ii»» or ' i»)«'UH(tre. IT i-s rvitn v n:f:rTAv.T k. J A I'd ha* all tit -p w . • t i j i r i {J ..iniav, fit an] 1 it juri r ell U. ! A GovfrnmN Te«»tli«orv. I fimmnns J ~vr K« v il it TI , v Jn \ \ f f..i ..v ir. i | vaiu.iWo additi -n : , ,| .. J t.ir.t. hitmtT ,i 1 ni rtfAl.t. TTnn. Ah'tnt. l««r 11. St**? hi*i»««, of . Ml IJ I i.4\r ..r . ' | ( SiniuiotM I ivci l'.cguLl.r, ui . . . ri\ .i a t i furUicr trtai. M Tlu' only TI ii«{* ITmt m v »r fuiU («» 111 lleyi .•♦—r have iMpaia, 1 vi r Athi tll'li . i . i:; . vi r ! navi fund an>t! to I n lit n.-t .t' • » t • | Simmon* I ivr I, itor 1.. I ir' m M \ neaota to O'.rit.a i. r it. >.•! , r : r ' ao«.h a n cdicmr. ni'.i w. 1' advij ..a v • ..• I Italy eflb i pve I liang tiut iicm $ t • >l. \r 1* M. JAMMTT, Minncapttl «, Mh n. , I>r. T. XV. X. !*•.•» aj.% ; y . n i! |*»un. in t!.. i Rty pra. t! | |0 uui prescribe r. ui a j ..r^.ir.\■ m I t. . £•'#* Y. V• . t.ly the Gennin •, w h n!w*ys . has >n t!i the r. «l Trm!«-M:tk i and Slg;iiatur> »»f J. U. i.flJ.:\ «o. TOR SAI.K nv \?T !^rc;i-T --i: r iJ N t'? i'^-9 hu^™£|| m%g Wltat th'' jrr«-nt t'*fnrnt!ei*. flMiVfrr'a Slunnieh Hitters, uiliilo. mi-t 'if a!l.«i«*d Iron* «h4l it hn "biii It h " v l ii:al curie in tlion-snds ol" • i»« - • •• •*- cia, hiliotM iliKirili-r*, lt»ft« * i■ m-rroiH nffectioiiH, g>Mierui • i-.iity. r«»u hiipaiioit, aick lieadaeln', nn'utul df-pon denrv. and ll»e p««Mdiai' e-'tji'dnlnt-* • i-• • i dioHlMlitio* lo which Iho i«hU* uiv bo •übJiTt. , i For sule by all Dmgcitdt anil DculcM gvuerully. EARS «--= MILLION Foo Choo's Balsam of Shirk's Oil. l'oHiiiKthj I,'i-Mtnr's th lb i, •' I Only alMu/e ('tin lor J)in/n> ■ l\. Tliiß Oil is ail»-.raet«'i! ii- in j - .li t: *|- cies of small Wiiitn M.aik. E.i r.lit .In Yellow N a. known r.viu II ut u - \ I! • uni.Ki ii. Kverv t liint'jH' lislt*: man kiinws it. «|IH virtneß US a N >t>rah\.* I he.u'.n ; writ tliurtrtfreJ l»y Utnl«l!ii>t l':i • nl the year 1410. It* mr«»s v,,, i himhv. i . | and many ao Mr, •inj/l'/ >» - /»• •, !;•..! tin- , remedy was ofli iall> pro'l.tini' I «»\ : ti entire F.nijiiie. Its iv h« uao mi miivei-sa! that fbr ' ' ' Mtil among thv .' .-• elmrgcs lircpaid, to any ut i-i•• 1 i : bottle. Hear What the Deaf Say. It hus pcrlbrined a miracle iit mv 1 have mi nneurthly noises iu my head ami hear much belter. 1 have hoen gn»atly iMMiofited. My t lea I'll ess licI|SMI a ureal deal—think another bottle will cure me. "Hi virtue# are nnqrntionaf'tr ami its cur lUire chawicr rtb*olntc, OH thv trrilcr • in ' prrmmally tratify, hoth from u • nil obnrrration. Write at nitee t«> II Wl.iu b A .IKXNKY, 7 Dev .street. New V i k «'..e1l SI.OO, ami you w ill iwive by lt'inrii a i»»n*- edy that will enab'e you to ln ar l:k.- nnv- IBHI)* '•lee, ami whose curative efttvts will l»e periiiaiient. You will inner regret »o."—Kiuroit AMKIIICAN HKVIKW. ftTTo avoitl loss in the Mail*. |)leuse seial money by Kegdfiteml Letter. Only imported bv JIAYLOt K Jk JEWRY, (laite llavhH'k A ( 0., SOI.K AUKM'S roll AMKItM'A. 7 Uey hi., New \ oik. GEO. E. MISSEN & CO., SALEM, X. C. , WAGON MANUFACTURERS, Using only the liest of inaterinls. we inak • the IH-BI of work, and wanant every job,— We have Ihe tdtleat aud latest V\ orks, and our Wagons liavc the is st reputation i t jiny in the suite.. Every \Va;j;»u lieurt the i name's). P. MNSK.V sil- ta i'.O., N. Write tor prices, lid ;to ..ii w..0..i Our Wagooa.- I)AjN!SUKY, i\. 0., THURSDAY. .MAY 3 1883 A Fortunate Blunder 'W hat's that vou say, Hay den iJolti-n Hank broke ' It oau't bo poa«i ble!' And I'rcderiek Wells, who lmd been i elininp: in one, chair, with his feet rest ing on the bite* of another, the very ;tic ttiro of indolent enjoyment, sprang , to his feet, tipniuju' over his chair, and , sending the vigarlie wa*, smoking to the further end ol tin? room. 'Yes,it is; it is here in the paper, as von can see for yourself. Hut what is it to you ! I>id you have anything in vested there ?* 4 No, hut Miss Neal had : which amounts to about the sauio thing.' \n air of intense chagrin overspread !.is handsoinr. though i.tiiif l ! effemimte creatures, as he read the paragraph to which h.s eoinp.Miioti (tnintud. 4 ( oufounti ii,'he muttered. *lt's nl w: ys in) luck to have uiy dish toppled j tst when its full ® Though 1 HIUM say, it it sgotto come, that I'm glad it hap i trued the mouth before our marriage/ rMiarl's I lay den, a young man whose leaturcs though i"ss regularly formed, i were expressive of far more manliness and goodness of heart, gaxoJ at the j pimker with uu air of undisguised as j ti t;i>!iinet.t. i **W hp so, N\ ells ' You certainly did j n t seek the hand of Miss Neal simply I for her money '* j "Well, no: I can't say that. She is 1 ; i uu lovely and charming woman and i ii really en's inc to the heart to give her J up. l»ut y then I'm too poor to afford I -neb a luxury. And Miss Neal can no uu r afford to marry a poor man. So j ; we're about even. | "And have you no thought for tho • | aiti that \our desertion will inflict upon i :he lie ir: you lave w »n,' said I lay den j iii at• • i ippre •«d i'ldiguation. j "St . iy, mv dear icl! w,' said Wells, j who ha * res:.; e l his former comfortable ■, aril wa ndaeing hi u *if with | i » igar. % l hardly think it will h- any uuh desperate affair Miss j Neal a* you supp.ise. Indeed, I've . thought several times of late, that had | it not been for her foolishly high idea | 1: * t' • binding nature of such ]jffpw m i.e, s!ie wou! 1 hive broken tlic engage ment herself.' k Aud knowing this, yon would have held her to its fulfillment' 'Not being su.'.ieiently disinterested to refuse the i-ift of fifty thousand dol lars, I rather think 1 should.' 'Vou arc not worthy of a true-hearted woman lileo Kllen Neal!' was the in dignant respond . *Then so much the better for For that I should J ivt; her to be appropriated by some one that is—you, for instance. ' It strikes me that you used to bo some what interested in that quarter: now is the time, 1 I fell >w, for you to go and win.' Charles Ilaydcn scarcely heard the covert sneer in these words, so uiucii was he engrossed by the new born hope j | that had sprung up iu hi* heart, aud which made its pulses beat so quickly I and strongly. 4 So you are to bo married next month ; , my dt ar .'* s.r I Mr. Thornly to his ward,! ! Kllcu .Neal. >Ves, 1 boli'VO so," was the rather in- ' liillereiit reply. Mv. Thornly AtuilioJ his ward's face; | fur u inuuiei'.t with liis keen eyes. i j ■ I 'liUi't b lieve you euro two straws f T 1 ,- red. iii k t lis.' j •Oil, t.i.l so bad as that, guardian,' sai 1 Kllen, with a f.iiut smile ; 'though j I have i uietiines feared that 1 don't I ;:ivu l.iiu tin affection that lie deserves. ! lla seeuis to he very strongly attached to uie.' | •lluuip! my opinion of Frederick | Wells i>, that lie is too much in love ' . willi his own handsouio faee to he very much attached to any woman.' I ''ill are too severe. Anyway, 1 I have proiuisi.d, and cannot break luy word.' •Oh, no, certainly not : far better break your heart.' '1 don't belk'vo I've got any,' was the laughing rejoinder. 'lf 1 have, 1 have never boon aide to discover it.— Never fear for me, guardie ; 1 dare say I shall be as happy with Frederick as with any one.' Vet in spite of tlieso lightly spoken words, there rose up before her mental vision one with whom she knew she couiil be fir happier. Hut even if she had been free to choose, how did she know he would choose her 1 True she hail sometimes fancied—but what right had she to indulge iu such fanet s .' \\ lien Mr. Thornly reached his office ! lie t mid l' rihlerii k Wells waiting to sea ' h'.in uho aid wilh uu airuf oousiiai:it,! uut to fay euibarrasui 'iit, ll"t at all re markable, when w%* e 'Dsid 'r the awk ward errand on which lie ca no . "1 heard nf Jli-s NiiaJ's l>|isfn tune last evening, sir, ami 1 assut\ _.uu with di.cp regret.' "Miss NRHI'S misfortune! What tho deuee do yem mean ' said the idd gru j tleinaii grnlHy, with whom The young i man was by n" niuaus a t iror to. "Why, the failure of Boh >n Hank, to be sure,' .Mr. Wells responded (piic!;- ly, the suspicion entering lib liiiod that | the shrewd old lawyer wan Irving ti. : dodge the [iustion. I 'Oh, all, yea, I think Ido unl. rstan l you. W ell, what of it !' L 'Only this, sir, that deeply u* I re grct the necessity, the big' rirard I i eliwish l.ii* yrmr w'ar.i, and j .-ilge that 1 shall bo unable, at 1 '.ut f r i some years, to offer her oieli a home • I she is accustomed to and merit'. !-.MH i.-ets the of our engagement.'. 'That is to s ly, iu plain Kngli , luy ward, baring lost her !• ; lune, Mr. >V lis no longer wishes to marry her.' In spite of all his rtl'.u:-, .Mr. Wills felt his check* tingle bei ealh ihe uui -t ' scorn in the eyes that tested UIK.II his i countenance. i '.Vou put it rather hardily, lie aid, forcing a sin:le; 'but we won't quarrel about terms.' I 'Very geod. All I have to say is, J that what you arc pleased to Term Miss Neal ' misfortune, promises to be the i host tiling that could happen to her ! tiuod morning. When Mr. Thornly saw his wml again in the evening his couutetaiicc wore a curious txj rc>sioii. j '1 have news for you, Kllen cue portion of it rather bad, but the oil . so good as to mure than make up for : Indeed, as I told a certain young inn i this morning, 1 consider it the b ■ thing lliat could possibly 1,.; e happened to you. First, for the lid ; tin- bai . iu which your money was invested, h;.- gone up, and won't probably pay tw • cents on the dollar. .Now for the goou in consequence of this, Mr. Frederick Wells called to cxpi i his regrets th it lie must !i lini|uish Ihe honor aiidbapp:- ui'ss of iiiakiu • f 'ls it possible ?' exclaimed Kllen.— t How 1 must have been deceived in him. I 1 thought ho loved me lor myself alone, i), Mr. Thornly, how tlmnkful I ought to be that 1 have discovered how lal.'.e Ins heart H, before it was too late.' '.dr. llaydesi is iu the pari .r, and wants to see Miss Kllen,' said a servant opening the door. Kllen entered tho parlor iu a rather perturbed state of uiiiid : niut.li as shu rejoiced at her escape, she could not I but feel deeply gi iow lat this iisi ver\ of the ii.i worth inc.-1 of liiiu, whom sue ! had hitherto esteemed so highly highly as to often reproached herself I that she could not love him as ho de ! served. Mr. Ilayden's mind was, also, unrdi disturbed, though from a very diilereut ' cause. , It was in vain that young gentleman \ tried to recall that neat little speech, J that lie had conned over on lis way to the house; as Usual iu suali cases, it eouipletely vanished from his mini as t soouas he found himself iu the prejenoj ! of tin* lady, for whose bouo.U it was in !tended. At last, making a desperate eiTort lie broke ilie rather embarrassing sileutv by saying: "My dear Miss Neal, I have heard of \ our los> of furtune, and cannot exp. i «> what a great burden it lifted froiu my heart. I was so truly rejoiced, as to l unite forget. Hero, startled by the indignant aston . iilimcut depicted upon Klleu's comttcn ■ ance, tho poojr fellow siamiuurud, and then stopped. 'Sir—Mr Ilayden,' faltered Kllen, deeply wounded at language so different from what she had anticipated. 'I am at a loss to understand why you should rejoice over my misfortune.' 'Dear one, I know it is very selfish ill mo, aud yet I was never half so hippy in my life as when 1 learned that I might, without being accused of unworthy mo tives, tell you what a privilege 1 should dce.n it to cherish and care for you, as man cherishes and cares for the dearest object of his love'' Tho sudden revolution of feeling, caused by these words, sent warm, hap py tears to Kllcu's eyes. "1 thank heaven for the reverse of fortuuo that has given- nio the rich . treasure of jour love," she murmured, as she laid her hands softly in his. Half an hour later the lovers were receiving the congratulation*, and the warm approval of Kllcu'* guardian. The old gentleman listened sil r.ilv, and with evident enjoyment to too plans ihey 1 lid for tho future. "I'm sorry to spoil your prelty ro mance of a.ove in a Cottage, * and all that sort of thing he said at last, 'but 1 the tact is, Kllen—though I told you y..ur fortune was unvested in the Holtou Uank—l happened to withdraw the money the week before ii failed. 1 hit don't b.. downhearted about it'my young friends, you will find plenty of people who will gladly reloive you of its bur thens. If you can't dispose of it an other way you might donate it to found a "mission School" for the "Fejeo Mer- . Inai Is," or some other equally as practi blc missionary enterprise." Wo can't s;._v as to whether our young coup! • followed * ii' sQggij>.'ion but till we do know, that throughout her 10112 and bapjiy mart led life, Kllen often had occa.-iou to bless thoforturmtc blunder. t'l NNI.Mi OF A LII.I I: Fog.—While watching tiia peculiar aquatic movements of a herd of sea lions 1. .-low the brow of! !an abrupt, lofty cliff on the east shore ol St.George's Island, liehting Sea, iu .luiic, 18id, my attention was drawn iro a those | iuiiipeds to another exhibit ion ai interesting auj suggestive. 1 saw a blue fox (Vulpos) lagopu.) trip ' >ottly up and out lo the extreme verge; of an or irhangiug praoipieo, under the summit of which and right on tho face of the bluff, a few feot below, were the nc.st,egji and loruis of tvvo corni ir.tuis, or shags (Oraculus bicriststus.) The fox pcere i tl nvu upon the s:artled birds beneath, and tli.'u, sjouiing to realize the futility ofauy attei ipt.to raaeb thum wli. re tliey were, he dro.v back from the e and ulso from the viciv of iho ; cone units. In thus'retiring, the artful fox kutw well wl.at to do. lie had aroused thj curiosity of the lm •: stupid and inquisi tive of all water low!, and iicynard was --UlO Lli.it t :.'s.: birdi would soou ri • on wing to examine the cause of their dis turbance. As the sln-s flew up, the , fox throw its dffl.it up MI its back, wish iyc.s_i.h --.1, limb limp and motionless, an 1 its tail stii ly elevated, with us light Hj y ~!'t nh ; cU||llie fry.l. b."i Tuiei >'.. i i" s"e::;,-d to ci cite. I'he col iiioranls, with their long necks , craned up an 1 then d i v;i, 11.-w i.i wid; j circles over and arouni tho iiiaiiiui.itc from of their disturber, an lin their ae riiil rotation tliey gradually s;rcw near er, closer and closer, in circling flight UUt.l toe pinions ol one biril actually touched tho blush of the simulating fox, who, at the liioini lit of contact, sprang Willi electric eclcrty into the a'r and seized tho inquisitive td.ag iu its quick* -napping jaws. Then, catobiug sight of me tor the fir t time, the cunning ani mal bound.id ol)' auj an j with i.- fool ish victim, ia spi eof the frantic wiug bealiugs of that unhappy bird, and iu an instant a few feathers whirling in Ihe windeddios were all that remained on soene.— t)ur Continent. h U iiliius. Says a writer in the llrm klyn A'./g/i: 1 Wonder it a good many of the titled snobs who visit America are not drawn here by the rich widows. I believe more wouid come ifllicy knew the num ber of tnormously rich women at pres ent unprotected in New York. 'J here is Mrs. Stewart, worth anywhere from $ 11,000,009 to$50,000,000; Mrs Stev ens, worth SJ,ObU,OUO; the widow of the lata Commodore Vandcrbi't, Mrs. Ilieks-l.ord and a half dozen olln rs. In Philadelphia are the widow of Thomas A. Scott, who is worth at least V 1 tl,— 000>000 ; Mrs. Uloouiflold H. Moore, worth fully asuiiicb ; the widows of the two pr« j etors ol'tho ilaldwiii hocomo* tivo works, who are estiuuited to be | worth about $3,000,000 apiece; Mrs. lien., worth lb nit the .-one amount , the widow id the late Ueorgo Falea, whose superb art collection was sold iu New York at auction, and the Widow of Henry Kailo are woatb nioro than 000,000 apiece. Any of these ladies is wealthy enough to buy the in ist prouiiu eiit of foreign potentates. A matrimo nial agency, such as that at Indiana polis, could make a great deal of mon ey by negotiating their uiiamgos. (i LA I) 111. M Apl; THE RULE.—Uliclo lien," said old llob, "hero's dat ten ; dollars what ycr leut me above a year ago." "Urndder llob, I is greatly surprised at do course what yeraolf is now takin Fore do l.awd I liebiier spected ter git dat nginey ag n, an' I'd dun tbouglu dal Iliad gin uc money ter ycr." "Kf dat's de CUNC, I ocle Hen, I'll .jes'put it back lutcr my pocket. 1 always make il a into mber to disup poin* a uiaii " — .lt In nil C vast it ut la n. .4 True IVlie's Uctolioti. A SL'IRJ UN'TILPS.;. ILII). 1 wonder how many of the hundred who lo out at the lake eveiy day and SPC the crib-tower rising against a blue or gray skv, as the ease may be, know of a scene that took place there nearly three years ago ! At t'oe tune of which I -peak the crib- ; keeper was a Finn named Kalstrom, a gigantic man and heavy in proportion j 10 his size, lie wis known about the' wharves as "l!ig Charlie," and his claim ; to distinction was that he had, ts lie j -aid, "gomiuaiided a bark of a dousand \ duns,'' in which he had sailed the North | Sens, and iu which, Viking like, he leu 1 | carried oil his wife, a ,, ( girl, from Drogbcda, one of'tba Mat I ports of Ireland. She was a small wo- j man, with gray ov ev and long black lash- ! r | es. Sl.e had strongly marked c) brow.s ( and a mass of waving black hair that crept iu little curls around her temples and the lnpo of her neck. She had the piquant nos; of I or race and a generous mouth filled with strong white teeth, j It was in March, and the day was one | of those soft, treacherous ones that lure j unwary flowers to their destruction, ami j sow pneumonia and broueliitis broadcast, j The suit shone warmly, and the great lake seemed to dream of spring- ' time. The crib-larder was like Mother Hub bard's cupboard, air! Kalstroiu took his , nail boat and rowed ashore. In the j few hours h. spent among the shops and in taking a slass of beer with his friends, t 11 wind changed, and when lie reached the shore with his stores, he found the ! lake churned up to the fury peculiar to inland seas. Ho was worried, but had such confi dence iu his little Irish girl, as he called I her, that he .' pent the night very quietly | The next day fund the storm as wild as ever, and he spent the hours of daylight I stliding up aud down the shore, lor by ! this time he knew the few provisions had , givtn out, and that hi wife was actually ! .•.ulTcrlug tor ibod. Twice he launched i his bout, and twice it swamped. At dark ihe gleamed out from j the crib-top, but to Kalstrcm's ojro it ■ had a halciul glare, and morning found , him determined "To go ev I hev to j -wim vor it," as he swore with some i round Scandinavian oaths. Fortunately I the wind was more quiet, and after hard ! 1 work he cauu under the lee of the crib I walls. Ili.s wife had spied htm, and she east him a in oscd rope from the lop story of the crib ; for the waves rolled so high that all the storm-doors and I shutters were battened down and the white caps spit at the lantern as tliey j drove before the wind. lie caught the rope, mid passed up his bundle ot supplier. She dropped it a second tiuic: and, just as begot it under > his arms, a great wave swampcu the boat, i leaving hiui clinging to the wall, blind- , 1 e.i. aud bruised, and depending on the ' iittSo wc man up aloft for his life. ' Mie began hauling 011 the rope, and had drawn him as high us the sili-fraiuc —he thrusting fingers and toes into whatever crevices t tiered. As he reach- ' ed his right baud up, the wind came round the corner with a yell and tore him loose, dropping liiiu into ttic lake but tuo faithful Irish girl paid out the line as fast as she could and he found himself with a chance for life still 111 his reach. Up he came, hand over hand, and as ho entered the window he saw her fall, aud in the dim light he noticed a strange discoloration of her face, 11 black stain 'on the bright rag carpet, and the fact that her dress was torn to rags iu ! front. Well, to ni'il: 1 a long -t 'ty hort, when he picked her up he found the wedding linger of her left hiiud entirely gone, and the tendon ripped out up to tho elbow. It had been caught between the rope aud the stone casing when he fell, and his great weight playing against the wedding-ring had ihmo the mischief. Uut, as she said, "it weren't a tune for faiutiu*, Miss." And she hauled him up with the right hand ami those strong, white teeth. The lugging of the hemp had cut her mouth criudly, and she had ground her knees against the wall so desperately that the thick stuff-gown that she wore was (rayed through and through. That uuht the wind shri ked and roared ii.l toe lake went mad wuli tiie boise, and the Waves threw their spray among ihe pigeons under the eve of the lan!ein-r.>i a? 1 the injured woman moaned threu«di the house for tho relief mat could iioi comc. kaUiroin signal led ai.d .-ugnulle 1 ti r help, and four U»iys aficr the au'idciit a boat got out, and NO. 47* Mi*. Kalstrnui was taken to the hospi tal where the wound was drested, and " wiioro she lay manv a weary day. When I saw her first, I noticed with great satipfactK ti tlmt a fall of pretty lair covered her maimed hand, and that '•l'iff Charlie" under his rough husk, held a real reverence and affection for her. To these feelings he bore witness everywhere, and when his friends would j l.iy upon biin, and say half in jest aud halt in earnest : "Ah, Charlie, you'roa fine fellow, ain't you he would answer / with naive conceit and confidence : f '•Vase, 1 am ; for I hef gon ui mded a bark of a Cdousanu duns; but derc'fi a better dan mo at luiine. And ev tiny body says 'Kalstrom's a vine yellow,' ■ en gau dell him, 'Vase, but Kalstroui's (wife is iv vitier.' " " A iii Istiiken Idea. A* soon as a boy leaves school and I >' i>- about to see what lie shall do next he is very likely to be told by some un wise person,"The world owes you a liviiiL'." This probaby strikes him as being a very wise remark, and the boy says to himself, "If it is true that the ! w. rid owes me a living, then I'm aJI ( right." lie finds a place goes to work iimiilully ■ but after a time be concludes I that thare is no fuu in it, and be stops to consider : "it' the world ows me a living why should 1 troublo myself Let the world pay its debt to me." Suddenly lie loses his place and lias nothing to do. lie is surprised, and wonders why the world does not give him his due. "As nice bed, warm clothes and regular dinners are good things aud I outflit to have them. The world owes them to lue, and it' 1 do not get them I've been cheated out of luy rights.' At one time this country was a wil lcrncss, where no man could live, save l t»y lighting the wild beasts. Some ono chased away the bear and wolves, cut down the forest, laid out roads, built .owns and dug canals. Homebody spent \ast sums of money in constructing r i:l-yards, steamboats, docks, lighthous es, schools, libraries, and all the tine things you enjoy so freely. More than ibis, somebody pays policemen, the fire | 0" *i. Uv. itofJu-i-, Miltir, ttic lighthouse f keeper and sehool-iuasters. From the day you were born your father nod mother have fed, clothed, j i.lid sheltered you. It las cost you j nothing. ;oiie of these great public works, ruads, canals, towns, navies, and irioits cost you anything. Now can you say the world owes you a living 1 Is it not you who are in debt ? What lias a boy done to deserve this ' Not a ; thing, it is you who must pay—not the world. Ah! boys, he was a foolish cicaturc ' who first said, "The world owes me a living." ilo told a very silly fable. Tho world owes no man a living till he has done some worthy deed, some good work to make the world better and a ; faster place to live in. Those oli fel i lows w ho dug canals and laid out towns, who built cities and invented these -|.lendid thing—these telegraghs, these -hips, these magnificent engines,—had the right idea. They worked manfully and the world at last did owe them a living, and paid it many times over. If youuiean to get out of the great debt you owe the world, do something, go to work and show you arc a man. Then, when you have shown the world you can work, it will gladly pay you a living, and t he finer and more noble your work tho greater will be your reward. L.WIOHAMI CAI'ITAI In i»r. Tal i mage's sermon on the death of Peter I i oper lie tells us as follows how to set ill tiielong eoi.iiiet between capital aud ! labor : "i'eier Cooper's life warns us that the liest v. ly to settle the quarrels bc tw'coii labor ami capital is I'.iter Conn er, \..iy. 'iheicaretwo ways in which I lie i, ■ 1 can he settled. One l.s by llie lent suljupu'ioii of the laboring >. i.»s Til., other is the Martyrdom ■it rich people. This is fast gelling lu be an age of dyu.unilc. Dynamite in the Kremlin, dynamite in the Parliament dynamite in Ireland, dynamite in (jcr niany, dynamite in iiussia, dynamite m in Aiueiiua. Hie remedy for all this is I'eter Cooporistu. There was no dynamite under Conp?r Institute. No body thought of putting dynamite under j I'eter Coop- is huU.-e. .Nobody envied linn his carriage. \\ hen opulent men of all lands shall stretch out to tho la bor.ug cia-ise* and suffering classes a j; ncroUM hand like that of i'eter Coop er, it ivill U ruiitm'v the a; o of dynamite. May the spirit if I'eter Cooper come down upon our bank slock, upon goveiiinieul secnr.iics, upeu railroad eoliip..llles upeli lliu busilM..s lueL ut A luetiea."