YOLUME XIV. * *■ Reporter and Post. PUBLISHED WEEKLY AT DANBURY. N. C. PKPPKR k sJis, Pubs. Sr Props t»T—t Contract* for """re »l"U!e nil be rates. . Sent exiicrlefl t" remit g to time puy nflmt M*Card« ut T«i I>«ll*r> r.JRns "ROBERT T). GILMEII, Attorney and Counsellor, r? MT. AUIX, N. C. PrVßtiif s in tlw courts of Surry, Stokes, Yadkia and Alleghany. W. F. CARTER &TTHstJvmr-aT'l*&w. MT. AMY, HURRY CO., N. O Practices wherever bioaervic»*s are wanted r l. HA MORE, ATTORNEY AT LAW Mt Airy. N. C- Special attention giveu to tbe collection ol claims. I—l2m IJ. F. KING, wrru JOHjVSOX.SUTTOX Sf CO., DRY GOODM, KM. T. aad 29 South Sharp, Street, t. w. joni'soN, R- M ' BUTUOK. J. H. a. ORAHUK, O. J. JOHNSON. r . DAY, ALBERT JONES. Say Jfc JoaeSf manufactuivrs •>! S A DDLKKY ,11AHSK8H, COLL A IIS, TItUN K N«. 3* W. Baltimore Baltimore, JM. V. A. Tucker, 11. C. Smith, U.S. Bi»Taggtu« Tucker* Smith *■ Co*' M&AUl'acturhr* Jfc wbolw*l# Pealur* ill MOOTS, KBOF.Ii, HATS AMP CAP N#. 250 BaltiwtiM** Street, Baltimore, JM. R. J. # H. E. BEST, WIT U Henry Sonncbom $ Co., WHOLESALE CLOTHIERS. M Aaaoyer St., (betweauU. raian A Stel 11 ALT I it" HE M»- It. SONNEIMIRN, B- BLIMLINF. C. WATKINS. y j , w??u ; lAlK ON *>. L. OOTTIttLL, A. S. AI K I VS. W&tkinsb Cottxell k Co.. Importerx an«! Jobberi of HAROW ARE. ISO 7 Main Street, XIVBUOND, VA. AMniW for Falrkank. Stninlard Sculen, an Anker Brand Boliini; Cloth. Sttyken I'ulM jh L. II Mlair tl'. 11. MILKS, WITH STEPHEN F UTJYE Y$- CO. Wholcmdc dealers in Hoots, Shoes, and Trunks, 1219 Main Street, Beft. J. K. ABBOTT, OF N C., with WING*, ELIJSTT 4i CRBJIP, RICHMOND, VA., Wholesale Dealers la BOOTS, BHOKB, TBUNKS, SiC. Prompt altaotion paid to orders, and satis bclion gauraoteed. J—- Virginia Suit Priton OooJi a tpttialty March, 6. 10 ■oasar «. rowaas. IDOAS D. TAYLO . R W. POWERS A CO., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, Dealers in Faints, OILS, DTKS, VARNisnEe, Frenoli and American WIVDOW OLAt»B, PUTTY, fcC. SMtIKINO ANDCHKWING 01 OARS, TOBACCO A BF»€IAI.T\ 1806 Main St., Kiohmond, Va; Aagujt6nii6— J. L. C. BIRD, WITH W. D. KYLE & Co., lEPCBTKBS AND JOBBKIW OF HARDWARE. Cutlery. IRON, NAILS and CARRIAGE GOODS No. 9 Governor Street, RICHMOND,VA. KMiyttiH*. A ewrtala mw. J«o« **Pf«"' T V utomuv' •'* on* u ih> Hm\ U -n't-' ,l *i ll *y aC taEEEHSBEHBsdSI r (7M In lima Moltl by drucfl»w Iff asnmiEßHEßgi SUBSCRIBE FOR Your County Paper, * -iTho Reporter and Post" SI | iH PNV4 jpi w Jfe f OF Till; PBOl'i.r.t '••FOR THK I KOJM.K, OK TIIK I'ROL'LK! Foil THK J Kul'l.K! OF TIIK FKORWC ! FOR TilK i'KOFI.K ! F THK PKOFLF.! FOR THK PfcoPLE ! ONLY $1.50 A YEAIi! SUBSCRIBE mow It is your duty to aid your county paper. We propose publishing a good family paper. and solicit from our friends and from the Democratic party in Stokes and adjoining counties a li beral support. Make up clubs for us. Now go to work, and alduft enterprise devotod to your best interests. Read the following NOTICES OF THE PRESS : Tho REPORTER AND POST is sound in policy and polities, and deserves a libe ral support.— Wifely. The Danbnry REPORTER AND POST begins its thirteenth year. It is a good I paper and deserves to live long and livo well.— Daily Workman. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST celebrates its twelfth anniversary, and with pardonable pride refers to its suc oess, which it deserves.— A ews ami Ob server. Tho Daubury REPORTER AND I'OST is twelve years old. It is a good paper and should bo well patronized by the people of Stokes. It certainly deserves it.- Salem Press. For twelve long years tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST has been roughing it, and still manages to ride the waves of the journalistic sea. We hope that it will have plain sailing after awhile. Lexington Dispalc/l. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST has just passed its 12th anniversary aud under tbo efficient management of broth er Duggins cannot fail to increaso in popularity with the people of Stokes and adjoining counties.— Winston Sentinel The editorials on political topics are timely and to the pi'iut, and the general aoike up of every page shows plainly the fcxercise of much care and pains taking. Long may it live and flourish under the present management.—Moun tain Voice. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST has entered the thirteenth yoar of its ex istence, and we congratulate it upon the prosperity that is manifested through its columns. To us it is more tliau an ac quaintance, and we regard it almost as a kinsman. — Leaksvillt Gazelle. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST last week celebrated its twelfth anniver sary. It is a strong aud reliable paper editorially, it if • good looal and gener al newspaper and in all rospects a credit to iu town and soction. It ought to bo well patronized.— Staterville Landmark. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST has just entered its 13th year. We were one of the ercw that launobod the RE PORTER, and feel a djep interest iu its Welfare, and hope that she may drift on ward with a clear sky and a smooth sut faeo for as many more years.— Caswell JV'eio*. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST has oolebrated its 12th anniversary. The paper is sound in policy and politics, and deserves tho hearty support of the people of Stokes. It is an excellent weekly and we hope to see it flourish in the future as never before.— Winston Leader. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST came out last week with a long editorial, entitled, "Our Twelth Aunivorsary" and reviews its past history in a very entertaining way. Go on Hro. Pepper in your good work; you get up one of if not the best country paper in North Carolina.— Kernersville Jfiws. That valued exchange, published in Danbury, N. 0., the REPORTER AND I'OST, has entered upon its 12th anni versary. Long may it live to oall tho attention of tho outside world lo aooun ty wliioii is as rioh, wo suppose, in min erals as any in the State of North Car olina, and to battlo for correct political measures. -Danville 'lxmes. "IVOTIIIIVO- SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS." DANBURY, N. C„ THURSDAY, AUGUST Ti, 1885. I tttXIM Tit AT IEVEK BtK. Tne pure, tlie bright, the heautifu, " 'Hint stirrvil.uiir hearts in youth ; TU) impulse to a worthless prayer, The dreams of love ami truth ; Tlie longing aftor something lout, The spirit's yearning cry, TheatrlvjfrK *lk"r ti.ftcr li.ijX'i— Tfcso thiiuzl can never die. B Tlio timid bund stretched forth to *id A brother in his need ; The kindly word In griefs dark lionr, That proves a friend i ndcol— The plea for mercy, softly breathed, When Justice threatened high, The sorrow of a contrite heart— These things shall never dip. The memory of a clasping hand, Tlie pressure of a kiss, And all the trifles sweet and frail That make up life's bliss; If with a linn, unchanging faith, And holy trust and high, ' Those hands have clasped and lips liliavc These things shall never die. Tlie cruel and the hitter word That wounded as it fell, Tlio chilling wants of sympathy We feel but never tell— The hard repulse that chills the heart Whose holies were bounding high, In an unfading r> cord kept— These things shall never die. Let nothing pass, for every hand Must fln.l some work to do ; I.ose not a clianec to waken love— lie firm and just and true. So shalt a light that cannot fade llcem on thee from on high, And angel's voices say to tliee, These things shall never die. —All the Tear Bound A DIVORCE WANTED. Nnorlnc Judicially declared Not lo It.' UWMI l;niunill fnr tli« Nfirrnr« of Mnrltnl Kclnlioim - Hard, Hut Ju»t. 'Judge, I just can't live with my wife any longer, and 1 must have a dtvoico if it takes every o«ict I've got.' 'On what grounds ?' 'Eh!' i 'What's the cause of your complaint!' 'Why, haven't I told you that I can't stand it, and I won't put up with it any longer.' 'What has she been doing !' 'Eh >' 'What has tho woman done ?' 'Why, she ain't done nothing, but I just can't livo with her, and I won't. How long wilt it take you to make me out a divorce, and what'U it cost! 1 want to got it on weekly payments if I can.' 'Well, BCO here, wan. I'vo got to know all about the ease to begin with.' 'Eh V 'Tell me all about tho trouble ' 'There ain't been DO troublo; but don't I tell you that I can't live with her, and I won't; and I want the wri tings to show for it, so that she can't cnmcontomo if I ever get any pro perty.' •What do you want a divorce for V 'So sho can't sue ino nor nothing, as I've jußt said. They tell mo sho can got board wages if i leave her without writings.' 'Ob, fudge! How long have you been wanting to get a divorce?' 'Most two weeks.' 'How long havo you been married ?' •About two weeks.' ♦•Well, that beats tho Dutoh. What's the cause of the trouble V 'Don't 1 tell you there hasn't been any trouble?' 'Well, then, what the blazes do you want a divorco for ?' 'So that she can't have any claim on my property. 1 told you that be fore.' 'Thunderation, man 1 What did you come hero for •' 'A divorce.' 'How do you oxpcot to get it ?' 'Ou easy payments, if loaD. If not, I'll havo to borrow tho money from my brother.' •What reason have you for wanting a diyorce V 'Because I can't live with her, and want to be on tho safe side.' 'What's the reason you oan't live with her >' 'Do I havo to tell you that l ' •Certainly; and you'll bavo to tell it iu court, too.' 'Before all the people ?' ' l'o be sure.' 'Ain't there soma way of getting around it by paying a little more V •Of uourse pot. The court must know all about it.' 'Hut can't I tell him iu a whisper.' without blurting it right out before j everybody ?' 'No, that wouldn't iu at all.' 'Hut I don't want U mortify the girl and spoil her pronpeot-. We ain't had no uouhle, and I'd ive with her if I oould ; but 1 tell yu, Judge, 1 just can't.' 'Well, now, what's the reason you can't ? I've got to kn iv it if you want my lwlp; so out with What's tho drawback ?' 'Kb?' •What fault v '*»tind with her!' 'Snoring.' » 4 ' W hat ' v i •Judge, she doevanore just awful, if I must say it, but I 4"n't want to, and , thought maybe 1 wouldn't have to. j TficVc'a no such thing as getting a wink I of slcop in the same hiuso with her, and as I havo to work for a living, I'vo got to do my slumbering at night.' 'But that won't givi you a divorce.' 'Not it I pay for it f 'lVhy, no; you'd be kicked out of oourt.' .- •Rut along with her snoring she whis tlos through her uoso like a tug boat. She's a little woman, Out good heavens, Judge, she'd raise the dead !' •That don't make any difference. The I law says you must put up with it ami ' make the best of it. To got a divorce you must have a reasonable cause to begin with,' 'Well, great Csßgar, Judge' Ain't having to sleep in the coal shed enough to begin with, I'd lixe to know l I thought (he law was mndo to help a body along. Don't it take no pity on a man at all l 'Not in a case like that. It presumes that you married this woman with your eyes open.' 'So I did, Judge ; and they've been open ever since. Does tho law say I've got to go without sloep (ill I drop or bunk in the bara? Docs tho law give that woman a right to make a fog-horn of herself, and shako the whole house with hei noso as soouas sic shuts her cyco! fc'-'t 1 ' #.r iu rob-' bing mo of sleep tho samo thing as bono and muscle to ine ? Does the law give her the right to whistle through her nose and snore fit to make a cow bawl the livolohg night, aud at tho same time give her a whack at my pro perty, if I leave her and take to the timber to save my life. Does it do all that, Judge ?' 'Well, yes; it simmers down to about that.' •Well, then, I'll never vote again as long as I live, and 1 won't pay a cent ot taxes if I hang for it. If the law tries to bulldoze me that way, it'll have to puddlo it? own canoe after this, that's all. 1 fit for tho Governmont once, but I'll bo blamed if I'll evoi do it again.' Morvr.M* none or THE •CITY IN THI; troooN." Though not a stick of timber has been cut at Canioca, except for a saw mill ; so beautiful is the location, so grand the scenery around, so many are its natural advantages, and so popular and pleasing is everything connected with it, that alroady a grand mountain hotel is talked of (capable of accommo dating 1,000 guests) right in the midst of what promisas to be one of tho gran dest mineral water sections of tho Uni ted States. This hot§l will probably be built by the oapita! of the Twin-City ; and tbe probability n«w U that so many of the wealthy of the East and South will eroot summer houses in this "land of spungs," to which tboir families may flee from the malarial districts during the hot season, that a hotel, as above, will be filled, not for two but for six or eight months of tho year. Some will think we aro gautnif when we uy that it will bo but a few years when, in tbe place of huudreds as now, that tbe visitors will be numbered by tbe thousands; and tbatasoore of springs which havo never been notioed will be brought to the knowledge of tho great ! health and pleasure seeking publio ; but time will recall what wo predict, that this is the groat health, and summer re sort of the State, which can boast of one bundled mineral spriugs with uieilieinal properties for almost every disease to whiob flesh is heir. Sales of new lobaoto aro noted at many of the markets. Cuttiug goes on rapidly, and tho results %ro more than even tho most hopeful imagined. The facilities for curing are about twice as groat as lai»t year. Trjlns Iu Sell a Horse. 'What do you think of that liorscV | arked a Wall street banker of a fricnu ! ut an up-town boarding-stable after the ' close of business tho other afternoon, as he pointed to a thin-legged specimen of hurse-ficsb which a hostler wus hitching up to a road wagon. 'Looks a trifle aged', replied the friend ] as lie gazed at the animal with a know ing look.' 'Whose erowbait is that V inquired , another friond, who joined the couple at that moment. 'What do you think of him V asked one. . 'What do 1 think of him ? Ho was a respectable plow horso once. Is ho yours J' 'Yes.' 'What tiro you going to do with him?* 'Sell him to a street car company ?' 'What's the matter with him ?' •Oan't you tell,' replied the other pityingly. I thought you understood horses. Ho is foundered. Listen to 1 him breathe.' 'What horse arc you talking about?' asked another acquaintance. "That bag of bones I 'Yes,' replied the ownet. I 'Why don't you finish him ? You've 1 got a good framework thero. All you need is to put the weather-boarding on, then send him around to the upholstcr's j to havo some hair put on.' 'When did you feed him last!' asked another acquaintance, 'lie looks rath er shaky.' 'He has wind galls on his hiod legs,' remarked one of the party. 'I wouldn't give you five dollars for him.' •He's forty years old if he's a day,' said another. 'Why don't you send him to a museum ?' 'He's got the bots,' said another. 'I had a horse once that had the bots, and a horse that's got tho bots ain't worth shooting. 'What will you give mo for liiin ?' aslied the owner when the horsemen had finished expressing their opinions. 'Will a».y gcr tlencm h' •t» mn SfiOO for hilu ?' 'Five hundred dollars for a horso that's got the heaves !' asked one of the party. 'Why 1 wouldn't give you five hundred cents." •Will you give me $250 ?' 'No, sir,' said another. 'That's too much for a wind-broken, wind-galled piece of bric-a-brac. Why don't you have it stufl'ed and varnished ?' 'Will you give me one hundred dol j lars !' asked the owuer, who began to j look as if he was sick of his bargain ?' j 'He isn't worth half that,' said the | former speaker with dccisioD. I 'What will you give me, then !' ! 'l'll give you ten cents if you'll throw in the harness and pay the funeral if he dies before I can drive him out to the fertilisers.' 'Well, gentlemen,' replied the owner, as he stepped into the wagon and started to drive away.' '1 see 1 can't make a trade here.' | 'That's a mighty good horse,' re- J marked tbe proprietor of tho stable as I the wagon rattled out of the door | 'Good ?' replied tho others in deri sion. | 'i'cs, rather.' j ' How old is ho ?' they asked, j 'Six years old.' 'Yes, but he is all knocked up.' 'Sound as a dollar.' 'ln bad condition, though " 'Never in better. Made a reeord of last week.' 'The Dickens! Ilow much did be cost ?' 'Seven thousand, five hundred dol lars. He's a full brother of Jay-Kye- See.' The next timo tbo broker offers his horse for sale for five hundred dollars he will probably got a taker. ! Education pays. It |«ys in dollars and and cents. It pays in knowledge and pow (•r. It pays in ituisfactlon and happiness.— jlt pays in position and influence. It pays lin usefulness and moral good. It pays in social, mental and mora! culture. It pays parent*; It pays children ; It pays young men and women ; It pays Church, State and ' Society. Tlie leaves that give out the sweetest fra ' grance arc those that are the most cruelly | crushed ; so the hearts of those who liave I snlftred most, can teel for others' woes. j Nothing lint frank intercourse with indc ' pendent minds, nothing but discussion o I equal terms, will keep a thinker Intellectu ally humble and conscious of fallihllit). j Miss Emma Harris, of Mootesvillc, j was passing a fire in the yard of her i father, her clothing ignited and in half a minute she was enveloped in flames. | She will probaly dtc. Financial Mclmiclsoly. A few days since a Detroit wife called I at the office of a prominct physician to consult liiui regarding her husband's stato of health, ami being invited to ex plain the points, she said : "Well, ho eats enough and he doesn't shirk work, but he doesn't seeui to have any ambition to go anywhere. He hasn't been to church for a year, won't even go to tho door of an evening when a . brass band is playing, aud he seems to havo fallen into a sort of lethargy aud despondency. I think he will go crazy yot ovor his melancholy." The doctor agroed to look into his se in a day or two, and when he finally called at tho house he was met by the wife whose countenance betrayed per fect satisfaction. "Is there any chango ?" queried the physician. '•Oh ! yos—a great change !" sho re plied. "A friond came along la:it night and gave Obadiah a free ticket to the | negro minstrels' and ho was so anxious to go that he hardly ato a mouthful of supper. 1 think the indications are cheering, doctor, perfectly cheering!" The I'iltsboro Home says, "an officer in searching tlie house of Jerry Finch charged with tbe Finch murder, discov ered a peculiar littlo buudle of rags sewed up with a thousand stitches. I Jerry's wife was excited at the discov ery and begged earnestly that it be not opened. Upon being pressed on the subject, she finally said it was a 'band' that Jerry carried with biui to prevent 'tricks' and 'spells' being laid on him ; that there were conjurers about who could do such things, and this 'hand' j would destroy their power oyer the one ' who kept it about them. It was opened ' before the jury and found to contain a ; | dime, a balf dime, a piece of a file, and a half dozen black peppers wrapped ' compactly, in different colored rugs and sewed tightly together. Wc had thought conjurer's art had played jut, oven with the darkies, but it is not so." i The Detroit l'r.ce J'ross noios that of I tho twenty-one Presidents, or Vice l'rcsideuts who havo become Presidents, seven, including Oraut, havo died iu July—three of them, Adams, Jefferson and Monroe, on the fourth of that month, while Garfield was shot iu July, four of them have died in June, thus proving the debilitating effect of hot weather upon old and foeble persons ; nearly all of them being ovor 70 years af age, one over 90, and three of theui 80 years and over, l'olk was tho youngest—s4 who died from natural causes ; Lincoln being 56 and Garfield 50 when they were both taken off by violence. A gentleman has investigated the Ashevillo Advance, from which wo gather that tlie jailor was not particular to look the bar that bolted the cage in wbicb the murderers were confined. Tho bar bomg unlocked, one of the fel lons with a small liani, deftly passed his hand through the cage turned the bolt and opened the dooi. Hut then the prisoners could not have escaped had not the jailor been alone in the cor ridor ; nor even then had not pistols and other weapons been passed up through the grated window from the street or yard to the prisoners. The free scholarship law has been terribly abused. There arc !)0 counties in the State. The law gave one flee scholarship to each county. Rut it is well known that there wore more than 100 students gout to Chapel Hill under the free scholarship law, and that these were from a little over 40 counties. How was that ? Was that not a very shainctul violation of the law' Not only this, but uiauy well-to-do men took advantage of tho law and got free tui tion for tlieir sons.—Wilmington Star. Riding Pegasus with a side-saddle ; Julia W.—We must deolinc to publish your beautiful poem on the Kwige Weibliche in Goethe for two reasons. The one is, because in the first stanza you make Gocth rhyme with "both," in tho second with "teeth," and still again iu the third with "tbiity." A report on tobacco from Ashevillo says the crop is tho finest possible. The increase in acreage iu tlie eouutids west of tbe Rlue Ridge this year is given as '2O per cent. The question with the Tarborans is, whether tlicy shall submit to the exac tions of tho washerwomen's union or have a steam laundry. They aro call ' ing on tho almond-eyed Chineso to j come over and help them. NO. 10 KM (M. HITUS. A hired horse— tired never. Every fool likes liis bauble. Spots on the sun A boy's freckles. A mnn that is warned is half armed, A miserly father mikes a prodigal son. Tse a friend to yoursel', and ithcrs will. All the summer Resort* are uow well patronized. Nothing gives more peace than a clear conscience. Justice exacts nothing that may not be honwtly paid. Dilligenoe in any calling will pVluoe satisfactory results. The number of colleges in the United States is set down at 370. Judge .lames Garland, of Lynchburg, Va., died on lust Saturday. The weight of an ostrich egg is equal to twenty-eight hon's egg». Reason exerts the most powerful in fluence over all human affairs. Al.'ow some hours out of every twou ty-four for rest and recreation. Strength is given in accordanco with our needs for every undertaking. No man can long expect to prosper who is not guided by legitimate action. The cause of right will ever triumph over traud and cunuing and rascality. To secure the esteem of the wise it is necessary to show respect unto wis dom. Among men he is esteemed tho wi sest who is the most patient uudei af fliction. To grow old in usefulness and honor is noble, and brings the sweetest reward, man can claim. Michigan allows to each farmer who uses wide tires on his wagon a rebate OH his taxes. To reap tlic lull truits of labor, tho employment of energy, tact and talent are indispensable. Mercy is still abroad in the laud, notwithstanding the heart of man is closed to her appeals. l'ridc is never a concomitant of gen ius, nor is true worth ever wrapped up in a handsome garb. The tobacco crop of North Carolina for the present year is the largest ever known. To bo satisfied with little savors of wisdom, and he who is so constituted is happier than a king. He who delights in labor has fuund the philosopher's stone that ennobles and purifies everything. Two wrougs do no', make a right; nor would a thousand actions of right pur* | pose constitute a irong. If we are in health, poaeo and safety we can not reasonably expect more of a 1 vain and uncertain world. The day of ruin is near, when unwar rantable pleasures are pursuod and vi cious company encouraged. Sometimes it behooves me to forget themselves in order to lend assistance to ther fellow-creatures. Experiments made in Paris show that j the corcodile cau bring its jaws togother : with the force of over 300 pounds. It is said that the oluotrio lights at Sactamento can bo seen from the high land nca-Jackson, Cal., a distance of sixty miles. A Chinaman who arrived in Chicago reeentlv from San Francisco Is afflicted with a ease of geuuinc leprosy. A report comes froir. London thai Spanish refugees havo left that city sworn to kill King Alfonso aud are n»w in France. A tadpole, the larva of a frog, 1 has a tail and no legs, gills instead of lungs, a heart precisely like that of a ash, a horuy beak lor eating vegetable food, and a spiral intestine to digest i f . With the approach ofmatutrity the hind legs appear, then tho front pair; the j beak falls off, tbo tail and gills wasto ; away; the lungs are created, the di gest ivo apparatus is changed to suit tho animal diet; the heart becomes rep tilian in type by the addition of another auricle ; in fact, skin, muscles, and blood-vessels vanish, bciug absorbed atum by atom, and a new set is substi tuted.