North Carolina Newspapers

VOLUME XIV. Reporter and Post. PUBLIHIBD WEEKLY AT DANBURY. N. C. PtfPPER & SONS, Pubs. Props Birrs OF HI BM KIPTIO* ; €•4 Jflfr. ptaaMTUr ft4|oica*,.lj? at* ivnk*. v../,..., ;* • ■ BATItOr A0VERTIMIBIO: toaar# (t*n line* or 1« M ) 1 timo, fl V« r each additional iuncrtion I" Contract" for longer tim« or m-tre i«i»aee c«l> b# In proportion to tl.e »bov* »'• I M X Uo.»Tj?otlce« will be charged Wr« r hl l lK ' r Ü B*u n bo I«.r.„l "|,a-r "pm •■now » 1 PROFESSIONAL c.lli IIS. ROBERT D. GILMER, Attorney and Counsellor, MT. AIRY, N. 0. practice* In the courts of Surry, Stokes, Tadkiu and Alleghany. w. F. carterT jtTTOfi.VSr-JtT'Ll w. M'r. ALKY, SUKKY CO., N. U PraetiMS where»«r hinervlca aro wanted jr. L. HA YMORE, attorney-at law Mt Airy. N. C- Special attention giTsutotbeeolUvtion ol CLAIMS. I—l-m B. F. KINQ, wnn JOXXSOX, SUTTOX j- CO., DRY GOODS, UN. IT aad t) South Sharp, strcoi, *. W. JOHMOS, R. M. SUTOON J. ■. B. OEAIBI, O. J- JOHNSON. j, »AT, ALBERT JONES. Seuy 3c JQRSS, iaanufiii:turers ol SAJBBLSBT.HABNKSS.OOLI.ARF.TRVXR H S. S3( W. Ualtimuro «lrcot, BaUilnor*, *'!• W. A.Tacliar, n. C.Smith, Il S. Sj.rv.jllu Tuckeri Smith fc Co« Maaafactarhra & «boleiwl« Dealer. In M96TS, SIIOKS, DATS ASH CAPS. ST. Baltimore Street, Baltimore. JM. X. J. A J!. e. r.EST, WITH Henry Sonncborn fy Co., WHOLESALE CLOTHIERS. A l»mbarJ SU) , . BAI TIHOI-I "i(. /«*MFSBOBH, »> BUULINE •. L. COTTKF.LL, A B. WATKINH. Watkins. Cottrell & Co.. Importnrs *nd Jobber* of HAI U> W A UlO. 1307 Main Street, KICIIMQXD, VA. • mti Otr Fnirbank" SUindard Scale*, an Amk«r Brand Bolting Cloth. +\t if i ■ " * -r tteykr* Pulnn/, L. H Blair W. 77. MILES, ■ . WITH STErtIEXr VTXE YS' CO. Wholenalt deulu a in Boots, Shoes, and Trunks, 1219 Mam Street, , - | HitUl>, VA. J. ft. ABBOTT, OF H 0., with wmct, EI.IJ:TT t CRCMP, RICHMOND, VA., Wbeleaale Dealers ia BOOTS, SHOES, TRUNKS, ftC. Prempt attention paid to orilera, and satis faatiaa gaaraateed. JB- firytaia Slalt Priion G»oW« a tpKvl/tt Match, «. 10 M Birr WE POWIM. IDOAE D. TATLO . a w. POWERS k CO., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, Dealers in PAIMTS, OILB, DYES, VARKISHES, Trenoh and Amerioan WINDOW GLAbS, PUTTY, &C. SMOKING CHEWING CIGARS, TOBACCO A SPECIALTY XSO6 Main St., Hiohmoud, V»; ' Aai»it«»iJ6— J. L. CTbird, WITH W. D. KYLE & Co., WCRTKR* A*» JOBIIBBB OF HARDWARE. Cutlery. I *ON, NAILS and CAREIAOB GOODS No. 9 Qovarnor Street, BICUMQND.VA —-i' n -i ;» » r IV!7Mz-.n NX W^atfea,»a. BUBf£olilßE FOR f ' 51 \ % | ' Your County Paper, r x\ I -rTb e Reo orter 'tind Pjsfc • , r -v j | OF TII JC RXORRJU ROW TUB PEOPLE : O IT Til* I'KOLM.K! FOB TUB PKOPLIC ! >V Till. PKOPLKI R«»H TUB PKOPLE S OJf THB I'EOFM:! /ok TUB i'KO i'LEI ONLY $1.50 A YEAR! BCBSCR3BE I#FF It is your duty to aid your county papor. We propose publishing a good family paper, and solicit from our friends and from tfeo Democratic party in Stokes and adjoiuing counties a li beral support. Make up clubs for us. Now go to work, aud aid au enterprise devoted to your best interests. Head tho following NOTICES OP THE PRESS: The REPORTER AND POST is sound in polioy aud polities, and deserves a libe ral support.— Reidsville Weekly. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST begins its thirteenth year. It is a good paper and deserves to live long and live well.— Daily Workman. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST celebrates its twelfth anniversary, and with pardonable pride refers to its suc cess, whish it deserves.—jYctes and Ob | iervtr. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST is twelve years old. It is a good paper and should be well patronized by tho people of Stokes. It certainly deserves it.- Salem l'l tss. For twolvo long years the Danbury RKPOBTKR AND POST has been roughing it, and still manages to ride the waves of the journalistic sea. We bono that it will bavo plaiu sailing after awhile. Leainttfon Dhyntrh. The Danbury ItTsi'ORTEB AND POST has just passed its l'ith anniversary nnd under tho efficient management of broth er Duggins cannot fail to increase iu popularity with tbo pcoplo of Stokes aud adjoining counties. — Winttod S ntinrl. The editorials ou political topics arc timely and to tba point, and the general amke up of every page shows plainly the exercise of much care and pains taking. Long may it live and flourish under iho present management.—.Moun tain f'oice. The Danbury REPOKTER AND POST has entered tho thirteenth year of its ex istence, and wo oongratulato it upon the prosperity that is manifested through its columns. To us it is more than au ac quaintance, and we regard it almost as a kinsman.— Ltaksville Gazelle. The Daubury REPORTER AND POST last week celebrated its twelfth anniver sary. It is a strong aud relublo paper editorially, it ia a good local and gener al newspaper and in all respects a credit to its town and section. It ought to bo well patronized.— Statesville Landmark. Tho Danbury REPORTER AND POST has just cntorod its 13tb year. We wero one of the crow that launched the RE PORTER, and feel a diep interest iu its welfare, and hope that she may drift on ward with a clear sky and a smooth sur face for as many more years.— Caswell A'etcs. The Danbury REPORTER AND POST has cclobrated its 12th anniversary. Tlio paper is sound in policy and polities, and descrvos tho hearty support of tho people of Stokes. It is au excellent weekly and we hope to see it flourish in tbe future as never before.— Winslon Leader. The Danbnry REPORTER AND POST oame out last week with a long editorial, entitled, "Our Twelth Anniversary" and reviews its past history in a vory entertaining way. Go ou Bro, Pepper in your good work; you get up ono of if not tho host couutry paper in North Carolina. — Ktrnersville jVeiM. That valued exchange, published in Danbury, N. C., tbe REPORTER AND POST, has entered upon its 12th anni versary. Long may it live to call the attention of tho outside world to a coun ty whioh is as rtoh, we suppose, in min erals as any in the State of North Car olina, and to battle for correct political measures. - Danville Times. «NOTH|NO BUCCEKDS T-IKK ISUCCES^," NOVEMBER 19, 1885. uinTHi The South wind breathes a chant as it iocs, ] Blessing tlio ripened cars that bend ' V.id nmnnfuj'* ♦if?' 1 # #% knows J t The Inland Hm&tm iSfplS' soilf Of storm ami cuiiiu#*t and trophies \ Tha av. >H UM It iwwjp ■ *AM no note in it ffar or cut*. Tito golden Btriiujs of the inland s«a Sound rich full chords of a grateful la)>d ; ! Plenty ami peace are all that I see } Where the In!rstln# wheat ears nodding stand; Garners full with a yellow store, Cupboards one® empty no longer'bare, Labor it-paid, no craving mora, Joy and coutentinent everywhere. Judge Cloud's Charge. Delivered In Iloone Twelve Vc;im At so. GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY:—I am glad to bo witli you in the good old county of W atauga. The law requifc.i that the grand jury bo composed of go|nl men of moral character who have paid their tax. We can have no assurance that the fraud jury will perform their duty unless it is composed of moral charaoter men. You have got a protty country and should feel proud of lit. Not because you havo mountains and hills covered with pretty ivy and beau tiful rhodo-rhodo-dodo-dendums, and not because the sparkling rivers and crocks go coursing dowti the hillsides and through the grass-oovered valleys. No, not these, but you have a pretty couutry because you have good citizens. The county is much indebted; to"„ tbe grand jury and other officers of the law for its character. They giveltone to the county. Go into a county where the jury do not perform their that will bo spoken of as a bad place. Why, my dear sirs, they will talk about it a 100 miles off—so they will.^jjLaws aro int«ndeJ;to regulate society. Yon are a good looking set of men. You see if tho graud jury does not do its duty a tlie laws cannot properly bo administered. All the poople in WataugaJ look vcy well. Every man is buuuu and neces sarily compelled to fulfill the laws. No) person has protection for life or property except which the law gives, therefore it should bo respected. Ah, yes, but it's \ mighty hard to respect some of the laws made by the last drum-head Legisla ture, [looking towards tho late Repre sentative j If there were no laws the big strong men would do just what they pleased with all the Kttlo an't! weak men. The good character of you jurors de ponds upon the way in which you per form your duty during this eoifrt. It is creditable to Walauga that you have such a small docket. Only about 44 oaseß on Stats docket and 31 on Civil docket. This speaks well for the ooun ty. This is tbr smallest in the circuit. Why, down yonder in Rowan or Surry county it is four times that much. Here we do not have but one week court, ac cording to that know-it-all Legislature ; but when we get down here to Bparta— yes, Sparta, stop right tbar now, fpr that name has got to be changed. You see, down in Allegha-allo-gha-ny, that's the tail end of the whole thing. I'll tell 'em all about it when I get down thero. Well, down there they havo two weoks court. Now I want to caution you against this. No man or lawyer takes exception to it. The greatest evil in the whole eountry, in the whole State of North Catolina, is this : a great dis position in this State to favor men who disturb sooiety. There is too much sympathy with tho evil doers and too li'tle sympathy with tho victim. You see, if a poor man kills a negro his poor body i> stuck into the ground and he is never thought of again. The man who commits the murder, a nasty fellow, is probably acquitted and if not he is sent down to Kaleigh and these one-horse Governors will pardon him m a few days. Some men are mighty oontrary. When you seo two Legislators taking sides with each other you may know that thero is something wrong. Now 1 want to tell you about illegal voting. This is all wrong. Do«n in my county (Surry) there were two men, Dobson and Brow- ! er, candidates for Commissioner, tho one on oar side olaimed that ho was electod and the Democrat claimed that he was elected. Don't you seo there were illegal votes. One proved that the other had received 30 fraudulent votes and tlio other proved that tli'c ono had received 60 stufcd votes. 1 tried my best to got the fmml jury to indict the whole sot of tlioui but don't you sco some of (be jury was Rt publicans-and somo Democrats and they agreed not to tell on each other. No* don't you see thoy were Dot good moral character men. j 1 caul ion you agains: any such conduct I as tliat tbar juryjias guilty of. I bog ami implore of you for the sake of the of Watauga county to stop | such mischief. Stop right tbar. There 1 ia a disposition 'on the part of grand j .jariw, tlio Dew-r apors | and everybody to t'avor lawlesmiess, aud j this is what makes the people so bad. 1 Tho war, tho last Legislature, tho pub- i lie press aud tho politicians hive joined j together nnd work or connive at what is i not light—they aro responsible for ; nearly all the mischief. I will givo it. ns my opinion that crime is on the in- 1 crease. My experieuco war shows that there is great ncod and much ! room for doing 1 hater. A great many of the offenses that are now only a fine and imprisonment will be penitentiary 1 offenses before long. This will havojto j be done in order to improve society. I ,think the next Legislature or the ono { following it will Gx the matter. A man ; down iu Judge Sohennk's district get up a petitiou to have a man pardoned j aud got 10 cents por name for or 400 names, and this goes up befoie the j Governor and he grants panion, Ac- | cording to law there are four capital. offenses, Murder, Rape, Arson and l'ur-' gkry. If we had laws like those of j our forefathers just after the revolu tionary war,ftherej would be but little j horse-stealing aud man-murdering. Tho j people would be better, so they would.' Murder is the taking ot life with malico and forethought. When a man kills another with a deadly weapon, a gun, pistol or big club, the law presumes and pronounces it murder. Then in lity- j litigation it is for tho accused to show to the contrary. Manslaughter is wheu otio man kills another in self/defense— without malice or jprcmeditatipu of TFe act—this is attributed to the weakness of mankind wheu in the heat of passion. Arson is thejburumg of a house in the night time. Bulglary is to enter a man's house in the night time and carry off his property cr do To burn a barn, stable or any other lnuse is a capitalioffensc, a'very high offense. The next thing which this c>u(t will call your attention to and over which it has jurisdiction is perjury nßd fogery.'^jTbo,Legislatures have led thousands and thousands to commit this sin against the law. 1 do not speak of political parties, for A wil swear for B aud B will swear for A, and away it goes. I waut you to watch out for these scoundrels who are always putting false names to papers, -wtes and sich. Stop right tbar now ! Lot me tell you what theso dirty fellows iu t 'aid well have tloue. They have changed the name of Ti*keycock "and now call it H-i-b-r-i-tr«-u. I'be last oue of them should bo indicied. Now watch out, watch out I or some of them love struck puppies will be running up here to Watauga and change the uatne of the Grandfather mountain. Then, don't you see, hcre'll bo the Grandmother mountain standing alone without a companion just like the Turkey hen moun tain in Caldwell. This is all wrong. It's got to be stopped. Indict them. Bring them into court. Let me tell you, a man came from Virginia to my town some time ago, ho carried a oane, had a big moustache and whistled veiy nice. That vory fellow was not thero long till he courted one of our prettiest girls and ran away and marrie J. Now this was wrong, for the very next day a letter came from bis State saying that he had a wife and three children there. The villian runs off and so tho law does not reach him. Now if this bad been a negro who had stolen a bushel of com thero would havo been fifty men after bim at on«e. This is a high offense and the Grand Jury IB responsible aud so thoy are, • * The law permits no two men to conspire together to cheat another one out of bit property by whiskey-drinking or playing cards. If you know any snch indiot them. Lar ceny is the fello-fclouious taking in tho night time or seoretly taking personal property. The law makes it larceny to tako your potatoos, cabbage or buck wheat, and if you know any such it is your duty to make a prescntmen t Von bavo a very good law in this respeet and it is as muob in favor of you moun tain folks as any other people. We have a statute against any injury or bad use »f stock, sheep or hogs while in an iuolosure —also the law goos so far as to prevent injury to stock while running at large. You havo a law against tho burning of tho woods, for don't you sec, the tire might oouie licking inwu tho liill-idos nnd deptroy all yonr fences. If an officer or jailor lets a prisoner es cape by not doing his duly ho is respon sible. Hundreds of the worst conyiuts in the States have already escaped from the jails nnd penitentiary. 'Jhe law intends for no guilty :uou to escape aud if yon know of anybody who has let a prisoner loose so far back as two years— you indict him. Grand Juries make a great mbtafce sometimes because they do hot know precisely what the law is— now let mo tell you—if A follows 1} over the streets aud uses any language which seems (a invite him to tight, why A is guilty too even if B knocks him down with a brickbat. An act of tho Legislature which prohibits away ardent spirits on the day of eloction is a good thing and if you wero to oppose that you would be hissed out. It is gener ally hot enough on 'lection days without the liquor. Now to catch these fellows that sell the liquor on the sly or give it awny, you can just—now let me tell you how they done down in Lenoir last week. Well, down there they have tho liquor law for two miles around tho town, but one evening about a dozen fellows who had been drinking stopped on tho street and sung and patted and danced Jubcr. I went out to see it for I like just such. It is very pretty. Hut ono poor fellow got down druuk aud bad to be put injjail till next morn ing, aud then ho was brought before Judgo Cilloy and tlioy made hiui tell whero he got his liquor and so forth, and now they have about 25 cases for next grand jury, just because be told on the boys. This is the way. Do this and you'll find out every time. Show ■the world that you ore doiug!your duty. Here's a good law and it strikes me that a mountain nun introduced it. This statute prevents a tresspass ing upon your land to hunt if you forbid hiiu lie wili say he is hut>tiog deer and 'possums but will generally find your bogs or sheep. Another good law was made some time ago, which did not allow seining in the rivers and creeks for trout'and ihc killing of deer at certain seasons—but that that foolish Legisla ture went and repealed it, repealed it, and so they did. lint I got a petition signed by 'men and children and sent down tbar tho fishjpart of it icvivod on Elk river iu this county. They havo a fish law in the Catawba and Yadkin rivers but what good does it dot Why they put those little min ncrs in the Catawba river and they come up to Patterson factory and can't get any further. You seo it doos you Wa tauga people no good. Another thing | those little* fish will go pasting down the [ river and over that big dam in Governor I Hampton's State, and then they get so largo that they can never get back. [ Thar now, you see what the legislature j did. Another thing you've got to in dict everybody who does not keep the publio road in good condition —tho law requires it to bo 12 or 10 feet wido there must bo a good plaoo for the 1 wheels to run and signboards every mile and at every fork-of-the-road. Why down the turnpike road below lilowing Gap thoy have nioc little boards with white tops nnd black letters, (io, gen tleman of the jury, perform your duty, and keep up tho good name of your county. If you need any uior» law during the week come into tho Court, I am ready to instruct you at any timo, tswoar an officer Mr. Clerk. OUR COLORED FOLK. For several days past thero has been a remarkable family of negroes in At lanta. Their name is Williamson, aud they came from Wilson County, North Carolina. Thero aro throe brothers and four sisters, all of whom have been to tally blind from their birth. They are tlio children of black parents who were slaves and ordinary field bauds. Unto them were born fourteen children, seven of whom had sight whilo seven were blind. The blind children were not only hardier and healthier, but their mental endowments are superior to those of their brothers and sisters who could sec. They went to Raleigh to the State Blind Asylum and wero there well educated. Every one of them develo ped a remarkable talent for music, and on leaving tho Asylum they organized thomselves into a concert company and began to travel through the South. The oldest brother married a smart negro woman, who aots as guide and business manager uf the party. They have been all over tho South giving entertainments which have paid them handsomely. They sing and play on vaiious instru ments with remarkable skill. All of them have good voices, which havo been well trained. Their most remarkable performances are the exhibitions of their powers of mimicry. They imitate a brass band so perfectly that a person outside tho hall in which they arc bumming would at most invariably be deceived. Their imitation of the organ is equally porfeot. Each of the singers make a peculiar n.iise and carries his or her own part of tho performance, and tho combined re suites a deep musio, very like to the pealiug of a graud organ. These arc two of their many tticks. They are constantly adding to their repertoire and perfecting themselves more and more iu their curious arts. Tbey bavoeduoalcd the sense of touch to a vory remarkable degree. By feeling of a person's face and bead they can givo an accurate desonptiou of his or her appearance; and one of the sisters claim that she can toll the color of tho hair by touching it. Tho seven stand with joined' bands aud any objoot o»n be placed io tho hands of the object brother at the end of the line ; while he holds it he claims that the magnetic current which pass es through the entiro lino will enable auy ono of his brothers and sisters to tell what he has in his haud. At any rate somo remarkable guesses of this kind are made. The blind negroes havo given a series of entertainments in various negro churches in the city, aud have created a great sensation among the colored population. It is said that they take good care of the aged pa ents who still reside at the old homestead in North Carolina, in tho same cabin whero they iived as slaves, and where their fourteen children were born. The blind singois have bought the placo and presented it to their parents. The brothers and tlio wife of the eldest manago the finan cial sffVtrs of 'hs •ombmatiea »o uo-> cessfully thut they have accumulated a I snug lot of property. The oldest broth er is about twenty-eigh'., the youngest sister about sixteen years old. Various efforts have been mado by professional ' managers to secure the control of this remarkable family, but thoy prefer to tako care of their own affairs. Thoy are all intelligent and remarkably well posted on L mattcrs in general.—Atlanta Constitution. HISTORY (>F~A COUNTRY TOWN. Bill Rivers has a new hat. He'd better pay for the old one. Jerry Bluenose has oume down to five cent whisky. That's better than be oujht to bavo. Young Snagsby is home from New York, to live on the old man again. It is doubtful if hs over becomes self-sus taining. Four pounds best rice at Skinner's for "J5 cents. Tho four pounds will probably shrink about twelve ounces by | the time you get it home. Dusenberry's hat store has been | closed on a chattel mortgage. The | skinner, he'd mortgage tho breath he draws, if he saw a chance to beat any one. A. L. Singabout has gone to the lake for a week. He would confer a favor on the community if he would anchor himself to the bottom foi twenty min utes. A lot of trout fry was put in the ercek last Friday. Our readers had better strain tbc milk they buy ot the milkman for a few weeks, as the trout aro very small now. We observe that John Ridley has been buying a set of lawn tennis. If be would pay us that $5 borrowed money, be wouldn't havo to Blink across the road to avoid tbo meeting us. Hon. Thaddcus Barnstable has a new family carriage. If all the groceries he has swindlod our dealers out of during tho past year were piled into it, the new wagon would neod extensive re pairs. "Wnat is ease >" asks a philosopher. Ease is a thousand-dollar salary and a hundred dollar job. A sohool journal advises, "Make tho school interesting." That's what tho small hoy tries to do to the beßt of his ability. Mirth should be the embroidery of the conversation, not the web ; and wit tbe ornament of the mind, not the fur niture. Bred upon tbe waters—Reaied at sea. 1 I fLOWERS eOLLkCI'Uf NO. 22. SMALL BITES. In old times barberx used to pall teeth and bleed people. Now they ujit them to death. La'.in is a doad language—especially when an inexperienced drug clerk fools with it. The smaller the calibre of mind, the greater the boro of a perpetually open mouth. Adam was not. a polygamist, although I in his day he married all the women in the world. The pen is mightier than tbo sword ? but it can never hope to compote with the toy pistol. Genuine cheerfulness is an almost cer tain index of a happy mind and a pure, good heart. Gotthc says a man must be either an anvil or a hammer ; yet bow many are nothing but bellow;. The man who is given to making cut ting remarks should be treated like a jack' knife, and shut up. Caucuses for town meotiog) is where thirty or forty uien get together and vote as oue man tells them to. A maxim of incomputable value to persons of sedentary habits, invalids, women, and all who have leisure, is to leave the table hungry. | "Ma, which milkman gives the most crc.xro ; the one that has the best cows 1" "Hardly, my child ' It is the one who has the best conscience." Falsohood, lika poison, will generally be rejected when administered alone; but, when blended with wholesome in gredients may bo swallowed unpcrceiv cd. One of the first lessons that ought to be taught at tbo man; fashionable cook ing schools is : "Never stir the hash with one band and smooth the hair wit>» the ether." •' A country girl, who was being treat, ed to ice cream lor tbo first time, was asked by her young man how she liked it. "It tasteß pretty good," she replied, "but 1 always prefer my pudding hot." SAM JONKISMS. If you want to know what your neigh bors think of you disguise yourself and go among them. Preachers know a great deal more about tbeir flocks than they dare tell. It might endanger their salaries. A pretty woman baa ruined more than one church. You needn't turn up your noso at God, for he knows you. "Whatsoever a man soweth he shall reap," is true both in the Hiblo and the almanac, whether God paid it or not. Sonic of you have sown enough seed to damn the world. Grocery stores with bar room attaoh j ed aro moral hell holes. Your daughter may be beautiful and j lovely, hut first thing you know the dovil may pack off a drunken son-in law on you. A man who gets drunk will steal if he is uot too much afraid of the jail. A man who would swear before hn children is a brute. I have a contempt for a man who has the time to play cards, j 1 never knew a firs tolas!) billiard play er who was worth the powder and lead ; it would tako to kill hiiu. ! There's about lorty men in this oon | gregation who are going to bell on a blooded horse. Tbe most beautiful sight in this world is to see a man leading his wife and children into tho gates of heaven. I Live so your children may put their feet in your tracks and be honorable. Most of you don't eare if your neigh bor goes huugry so you havo enough. Christ and whiskey don't stay in the i same hide at the same time. The devil enjoys tho way many proa cherß preach. 1 tiger so II does no harm. The real in fidels are in the ohurehes. Tbey be lieve but don't practioe. There are women here who have not struck a link of work for years. They do nothing but shop, shop, shop. llcll is full of such women. I The man who don't laugh needs a liver medicine. Themoperand growlor never gots to heaven. ThU three-mile an hour lick in reli gion ain't no good. Bring me a corpse and a coffin, and I will be gloomy; flowers, and 1 will : suule. ) Tell the truth though you die in a ; poorhouse If you don't like mv stylo of preach- I iiig you kuow the way out.