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"NOTHING Hl CClj:i)S LIKE SUCCEHS.
DAiNDCJRY, N. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 22, 188
MONO.
Bloom, sweet maiden
In love's g«r«len growing;
Pl»>ot of foot in spring;
It is going—-gnhig—
Nwminor is tomb;
llloom, in beauty bloom.
Dawn, bright maiden,
In lore 1 ! ar.nre glowing;
Darkm-H comet li «*x>n,
Light is goinf—t*oing;
Joy, till day be done,
tlie«', lovely one !
. 1 ■
DBISKIXU noxci.
While the wine's flowing
The senses are glowing.
As light as a cork floating,
On the boor froth o'er flowing.
—Win. SSliarswood.
The Fact of the Matter.
"Tbat will never do, Misd Josie.
Your work doea not improve much, 1
observe," suid a chunky individual with
a sleek, copper; head, a sombre visage,
and a marvelous cravat.
We had just entered the long work
room, and he was critically cxauiing an
elaborately braded jersey, completed at
the moment.
"Is tbere something wrong with the
braiding ?" asked Josie, an uncommon
ly pretty girl, with large brown eyes
and a delicate lily face.
"The braid does not follow the lines
of the pattern, and you are using thread
n.uch too coarse," the chunky young
uian said, as he still inspected the work
and Mill with the air of an experienced
authority.
"You instructed mo yourself, Mr.
Hunt, to use none other than that par
ticular thread," Josie said with spirit,
but not uncivilly.
'• l think not, Miss Josie. Very
likely you have forgotten what my in
structions really were. The fact of the
matter is, our inanufuotory is not quite
the place for you. 1 am not blaming
you, Miss Josie; you are willing no
doubt, but you are not strong enough for
such unremitting labor ; aud you can
not help being remiss wbon you are
wearv and worried," Mr. Hunt return
ed in bis slow, sleek, mnmualive fash
on.
The girl lifted her tired, pale faoe,
and for an instant she atteutively regai
ded him.
Certainly he was not eminently pre
possessing, with bis chunky frame, his
rhauibiing gait, bis dull aud shifting
eyes. She had never felt the smallest
liking for liiui; she bated the sound of
hit grandiloquent and unnaturally
smooth tones ; she detested Ibe sight
of bis bloodless and Ismaaelitish vis
age.
She did not know precisely how muoh
authority he really had in the manufac
tory : he was always shambling and
prving about the building when the
superintendent chanced away and she
had decided tbat he must be a moneyed
member of the new firm. He did not
come infrequently to tbat department,
and ho always oatne with tbe air of a
master—with an air of superior dis
crimination and absolute authority
which was obviously meant to be vory
impressive.
'■l try not to bo remiss at all," Josie
said somewhat impatiently and with a
prompt motion to chango the spools of
hor braiding machine.
He moved a little more nearer to her
side ; he bent so closely over her that
his bloodless vissage almost touched bor
brown, pretty head.
"We are sure of that, Miss Josie,' be
said in a smooth whisper oloae to her
dainty ear. "You try to do eveything
that is correct and agreeable! but the
faot of tbe matter is you ate too delicate
and sensitive for our corse and noisy
factory, llut you kuow lam re:tdy to
take you away—you know I am ready
to take you as my wife."
With that extraordinary declaration
be stepped baok, seemed profoundly oc
cupied with the animadverted Jersey,
and awaited her response.
hut the girl looked neither flattered
oor conciliatory; her spirited face crim
soned and whitened again ; her large
eyes biased like flames,
"You would do mo too uanch honor,"
she said with an unmistakable under
tone of contempt somewhere in her civil
voice.
"The fact of the matter is you cannot
attord to refuse me," he pursuod, with
the suggestion of a threat ih his sombre,
shifting eyes. "You are eo incompe
tent, you know, that your work is not
valuablo to ua. We—"
She interrupted him by a gesture of
ineffable scorn.
"1 can muintain myself and—else
where," said she, abruptly putting down
hor spools, and hastily arising from her
seat.
"O just as yon please.' Wc can
easily obtaiu aomobody for your place,
you know. You can oome to tbe offico
for tho trifling due you," fl'- joteresting
young goutleuan said wit i f. ohaagc of
aspect and with his most iJiolently au
tocratic air.
As he shambled away, she became
conscious of another presence—the
presence of a stalwart and plainly
dressed young fellow, who occasionally
came there and who always had a genial
smile or a bit of courteous oommeud;.-
tiou for the pale little braider.
There he s ood, beside agieat square
column, his hands full of orders, his
pen thrust behind his natty cloth cap,
his steady blue eyes Gxcd somewhat
knowiugly upou her agitated counten
ance-
Tho knowing look did not lessen her
agitation ; she felt he had witnessed tho
whole little scene aud that perhaps he
might uot pleasantly judge her. And,
after all, perhaps she nocd not have
been so precipitate—peibaps sbc need
not have left so affronted just because a
dctestibly caveling and demiaeoriug in
dividual Had criticised her braiding and
tben wanted to marry her!
"I need not have left tho factory;
Alf Kauiaron will consider me silly lor
that—l inn certain he will," she sighed
as she glanced after the stalwart young
fellow, who just then moved from the
coluiuu and wcut toward a busier divis
ion of tbe department.
Josie did not go in quest of the trifle
due her. She donned her neat l.at and
trim jacket and went straightway from
the big and noisy building. VIIUT. she
had been employed only since tbe be
ginning of tue season.
The early dusk was already darken
ing in tho snowy Winter street, and the
tall lamps, like huge orange sparks,
glunmeted along the pavements. Again
she sighed ruefully. She was going
home sorrowfully and alone, as she had
never doue since she bud known Alf
Kauiaron—tho always plainly drosscd
and always gcuicl Alf, whose gcn'Je
nourtcsies had brightened and gladden
ed her monotonous life and irksome la
bor.
"He will be sorry I have gone—l am
certain ho will," she thought.
And at the instant the steady and
familiar footstep sounded behind her,
and tho vigorous and plaiuly
figure was beside her.
"What was the trouble V' he iuquiied
in his gentle and direct way. "Did
that Hunt uiako himself oflensivc 1"
"He has never made himself anything
tlse," said Josie, ready to cry.
And then with girlish diffidenoe and
in a pathetically deprecatory way, she
narrated what ho had already sufficient
ly comprehended.
"You aro abiave little working girl,"
Mr. Kamaron commented with a pecu
liar smile. "You would never profess
to bouor a person you deem despicable
not even when a bit of deoeit might
be an advantage to you."
"Uut I should always like to honor
an employer," she ingenuously replied,
as sbo paused before the entrance of bcr
owu home.
•'Your employer"' Mr. Kamaron re
peated, with a peculiar little laugh, as
be bold her hand fur a second and tben
reluctantly let her go. "Well you m»y
learn to honor him, Josie. And you
are to oome back to the shop In tbe
morning—l am authorized to assure
you of that."
"Josie fancied be looked oddly amus
ed and provokingly mysterious, but she
ventured no questions. She was grati
fied to feel that tbe was really going
back to tbe noisy old shop and to tha
pleasant companionship of the considerate
young follow who was alwayß so merry
and gentle, and who woie his unpreten
tious working garb with such ro al dig
nity and kingly grace.
And so she went back to tbo factory
—Hut not to resume tbe irksome braid
ing.
Half-way down the work room sho
was oonfrou'-ed by a chucky personage,
resplended with a gorgeous cravat, a
wonderful pin and a conspicuously im
mense watch-guard.
"We have filled your place," Mr.
Hunt grandiloquently announced, with
his shifting eyos wandering to every-
thing except the attentive face before
him. "The fact of tho matter is, wc
want ogly skilled labor- We cannot
afford to keep working-women who spoil
our goods and who are prone to a most
reprehensible insubordination."
"And tho faot of tho inatlor is," bo
gah thq quiet voice of Mr. Kamaron,
who bad suddenly become visible, bis
hands full of papers, the familiar pen
thrust beneath the natty oloth cap—
"the whole Tact is, that you have no au
thority whatever lwrc. When our sup
erintendent wishes a holiday lienee-forth,
he must employ a less presumptuous
substitute. We have had quite ennugd
of your officious instructions and unau
thorized ordering. We do not want
you in the building, sir' Is that suffi
cient V'
Tho eubstitute superintendent sham
bled backward, and so obsoquiously
that the irreverent Josie actuly and un
blushingly laughed, despite hor sore be
wilderment.
And Mr. Kamaron noting the troub
led and bewilderec look, smiled only
roguishly.
•'Y'our mistake was not so singular,
though," he explained. "The uame of
tho firm has not yet been altered, al
though the linn itself was dissolved some
time ago. I happen myself to be the
proprietor and master, Miss Josie, ami
you cau resuuio work whenever you
like,"
But Josie was not destined to resume
tho tedious braiding. As she turned
toward ber old place, he rather hesitat
ingly detained her.
"Josie," he began, with tendercst de
ference, "can you not honor your cm
plover sufficiently to give your sweet
self all to him, tobeome tbe mistress
of his home, tho sovcreirn of his heart ?
My dear love, how shall I be auswer
cd !"
Her answer wns not audible ; but., all
the same, he knew her innocent, girlish
heart was cutircly his own. Master or
workman, rich or poor, me loved and
honored bun, f , ,
"And thut wns tho fact of the mat
ter," he used to mischievously remind
her when sho had become his proud and
joyous wife.
THREE CROPS A YEAR.
J. 11. Alexander, of Augusta Ga.,
has tried successfully tho experiment of
raising throe crops a year off tho same
ground. He first laid off tho plat for
watermelon bills 10x12 foet apart.
Then, between tho hills prepared for the
melons be planted, Feb. 23, rows of Ad
ams' extra early corn, compost in hill.
June 10 tho crop of green corn for tiblo
use was exhausted. It began to be fit
for uso the last day of May.
The melon ground had been prepared
with compost in hill. Tho seed he
plauti'u in three lots—the lirst enc the
last week in April, the next a week la
ter and the third a week after tho sec
ond. The melons wcro tho Kolb gem
watermelon. On two aoros of ground
Mr. Alexander raised 1.100 watermel
ons. He was convenient to market fur
His corn snd vegetables.
At tho first plowing of the melon
vines be dropped between evory two
hills two or three seeds of the Coneh pea.
When the melon crop was all cleaied
out ho dropped into the hills a couple of
Conch peas. The vines of this pea aro
ourcd for hay iu the south. Two wag
on loads of hay were made. Some of
the rnelous weighed over fifty pouuds
After the pea vinoo woro removed the
land was seeded for a fouith lime in
Hurt oats. Tho crops woro all first
elass. The ground was a high sandy
loain, lying very level.
BEAUTY OF IIIK SOUL.
After you know people very intimate
ly you do not remember whether they
aro pretty or not. Their ways make
an impression on you, but not their nos
es and cars, their eyos and mouths. In
time tho soul expresses itself to you,
and it is that you see. A inau whe lias
been married twenty-years scarcely
knows what bis life looks like. He
may dclaro thut he docs, and tell you
that, he is a bewitbing little blonde, with
soft blue eyes, long after she is fat and
red and forty; because the image of his
early love is in his heart, aud ho doesn't
see her as she is to day, but as she was
when ho courted her. Or, being an in
different husband, be may not know she
is tbe fine woman otbor people think
her. You have known men who lave
married the plainest women aud think
them beauties; and you know beauties
who are quite thrown away on men who
[ yaluc a wife for her tucccss as a cook.
GENERAL NEWS.
Secretary Manning is reported to be
improving.
The Earl of Shaftesbury killed him
self with a pisrol while riding in a cab
in Londou.
Land in Connecticut upon which piue
trees were planted a few years ago, is
uow worth SIOO an acre for its timber.
Coal miners of the St. Louis district
have struck and resolved to remain out
until the str ke by the railroad rneu
shall e«ded. »
The prefcnce of military in East St.
Louis prevents interference with men
employed m tbe places of Kuigbts of
Labor by the railroads.
It is computed that one fourth of all
the bats woru in tbe couutry arc made
at Danbury, Conn. The average pro
duce is 1,34u hats an hour.
Tho River and Harbor bill, as com
pleted by the House, apportions $203-
600 to rivers and harbor in North
Carolina: Cape Fear River, $125,000.
A monument to Gen. McClellan is to
be built at Philadelphia. Of oourse
Gen. Hancock will bo honored with
a monument that he so richly deser- ;
ved.
In Hast St. Louis the strikers arc
rapidly resuming their pluccs iu the
railroad yards, aud iu a few days it is
expected a resumption of operations by
the roads will be complete.
Tho Knights of Labor baycottcd iron
mills, cte., at East St. Louis, because
tbey use coal from cars handled by non
union switchmen; all the establishments
were forced to shut down.
Tbe articles of incorporation of th°
Debardelben Coal and Iron Compa
ny, were filed at Birmingham. Ala.,
March 27. Tho capiul stock is put
down at $2,000,000.
Fifty masked men wore reported on
the w«y to destroy a railroad bridge
near Leonard, Texas; the sheriff from
Waoo, with an armed posse has gone to
the place ; bloodshed was expected.
Senator Edmunds offered a resolution
in Executivo session to return fifty
three rcnominations laid before the Sen
ate, on the ground that failuro to confirm
the original nominations had tbe effect
of rejection.
New Y'ork markets ; Money 1 to 2
per cent; wheat, ungraded red 83 to
92c , corn, ungraded 41 ito 45c; south
ern flour steady; North Carolina bonds
are still booming. Tbe latest quota
tion for 4's was 95; 6'*, 1181.
The mernors of the late Gen. Mo-
Clcllan will be published this fall. The
gi eater part of tho book was written by
the General, aud it bus been edited by
his literary executor, Hon. Wm. C.
Prime. Its general cbaraotor is tbat of
personal recollections and memoirs,
chiefly regarding his military life. In
it, it is said, he criticises men who held
public offico unsparingly, so much so, in
fact, that tho volume will create quite a
sensation.
A diver went down to the wreck of
tho steamer Oregon, and entered the
state-room which hail boen occupied by
Mrs. E. D. Morgan, and brought to the
surface Mrs. Morgan's hand-bag con
taining $30,000 worth of diamonds.
The jewols were last nigot returned to
Mrs. Morgan. Tho divers fiud the Or
egon in such a condition thut no efforts
will be mado to raise her. No traces
of tho schooner have yet been disoov
eiod.
STEWART'S LAST DINNER.
The last Sunday dinner at tho A. T,
Stewart palace was a memorable ono.
Lord Mandevil'e was there, lion. John
Bigelow and Picrrepont Edwards,
Judge Hilton, ofcourso, and eight other
gentleman beside the host, Mrs. Stewart
being absent. One of the gentlemen
invited being taken sick, seut his re
grests, and thus, to Uilton's annoyance
and Stewart's absolute diead, there were
just thirteen sat down at table. Hilton
oiTcrcd to leave so at to reduce the num
ber to twelve. But Stewart and the
rest wt aid not sparo bun. No one else
could be asked to leave. Stewart
oouldn't leave himself, and so, with a
I strung* foreboding, tbe millionarire
. poured out tho blue seal for bis guests.
1 Eight days later the millicnaiie lny
1 dead in a chuuiber near the dijing-room,
! aud the blue seal has not been poured
out since.
NO. 4o
CRUMB* OF UinOß
FROM OUR EXCHANGES.
Minn Lucy--It wis bitter col 1 com
iug houic ; I drove down the avenue
with Horatio in a cutter and each of us
froze an car. AU present (interrupting
io chorus) — Ob, yes the outside car !
Stanley, when bo started acros9
Africa, took with him sixty-nino
I hooka for entertainment on the way,
and tl>o only one to survivo the trip was
tha iiibio. It is au.dzing how long the
BibU.wili Uat txmtv people. ) lb some
families the Good Buok, bound in flimsy
muslin, will outlast a dozen novels sub
stantially bound in leather
Tramp—Will you p'ease give mo ten
cents, sir ? I'm oo my way home to
die.
Gentleman (handing him the mon
ey)—l duu't miud giving you tcu cents
for so worthy a purpose as that, but
your breath smells terribly of whisky.
—Trauip—l know it does, sir. Whis
ky is what is killing me.
They were arguing about the useful
ness of using tobacco.
"What would you think," said the
minister, impressively, "if you met an
angel coming down the street with a ci
gar in his mouth ?"
"What," retorted the sinner, "would
you tliiuk if you saw oue iu a plug hat
aud a pair of ear muffs coming up the
sireet ?"
"1 would have biougbt you a pair of
ear muffs," he said, as they took their
seats in the slcigb, "but your ears aro
so small Jack Frost will never see them
and '.hey are so pretty that if he did
see them he wouldn't hurt them." Then
she said, as a sweet smile illumminated
bor faee : "Dear George, wc must sit
as olose to each oihcr as possible, to
prevent our taking cold, aud I don't
mind if you hold my hand."
Mark Twain has uonferred another
Don mot on his generation. At a recrut
dinner party the subject of eterual life
and future punishment came op for a
lengthy discussion, in which TwaiD teuk
no part. A lady near bitn turned to
ward, him, and exclaimed :
"Why do you not say anything? I
want your opinion."
Twain replied, gravely : "Madame,
you must excuse me. I am silent of
necessity. 1 have friends in both
places.
THREE HON MOTS ABOUT WOM
EN.
Gen. Porter to the Nineteenth Cea
tury Club.
Who shall do justioe to woman in de
scribing hor 1 Not her own sex, for
one of them, I.»dy Montague, has said :
"It goe> iur io reconciling me to being
a wouiuu wheu I reflect that thus 1 am
in no dangor of ever marrying one."
Let us be satisfied with Ruffiui's de
scription of her : "Jnst corporeal enough
to attest humanity, and yet sufficiently
transparent to let the divine origin shine
through."
Kate Field recalled the saying of
Horaoe Grectey, when asked as to the
relative superiority of men and women :
"It depends upon the man and woman
you select."
I HORSE-TRADING IN GEORGIA.
Horse-swapping is one of the attrac
tions at Jackson oourt. This is atiuic
j houorcd custom, but it is now iudulgcd
in with unusual interest. The swap
pers assemble on the Martin institute
hillside, with their blooded and scrub
stock, (most of the latter), pranoe up
and dowu and across the grounds, fin
ally stopping under the shade of a treo
or in some fence eorner, exchange sad
dles and bridles and ride away to cheat
or to be cheated by some other jockey,
four correspondent saw one man who
had swapped twenty-seven times Tucs
| day. He was riding the fiist horso he
swapped early in the morning, aud had
put out during the day 915 differences.
—Athens (Ga.) Manner.
HE WAS USED TO IT.
"8o Hangs has gone to jail for for
gery ? Who would have thought It !"
"It is vory sad. Four years solitary
| confinement. It will kill him."
"Oh, no! he won't wind that part of
jit at all. He is quite used to solitaiy
confinement."
"Indeed. Has he ever been in jail
before V ■'
"No; but be has been clerking for
six years in an establiihmeßt that never
advertised—Philadelphia Call.