, A. ROSCOWER, Editor, "HERE SHALL THE PRESS THE PEOPLE'S MIGHTS MAINTAIN, UNA WED BY INFLUENCE AND UNBRIBED BT GALJf." If. P. DATIS, rmlllxto. fflEADL GHT. jl jnutld VOL. I. NO. 31. sioux chiefs; SOME INDIANS WHO ARE MOUE OK LKSS KNOWN TO TAME. . sifting Hull, Red Cloud, Spotted Khr-Io, Hump and Charter Sketches of Their Careers. The prrat Indian warriors and chiefs, Pitting Hull, Red Cloud, Spotted Eagle, Hump aud Charger, have been busy for gome months with their followers in dis cussing the Dawes bill to open a part of the great Houx reservation. Councils have been held and every clause of the bill thoroughly sifted, both pro and con. The Indians, according to a Pierre 'cPakotai dispatch to the"" Chicago Tri hunt, arc in favor of selling the land covered by the Dawes bill, but only upon good terms. 1 he Tribune corre spondent gives sketches ot the Indian chiefs above named, with, portraits, as follows : sm iNc; r.n.u Sitting-Bull is honored and worshiped as the great medicine man who mixed the herbs and roots, to the sound of the torn torn, that caused the defeat of the gallant Custer and hb da lung and heroic Seventh Cavalry. The advice of Bull is iinplieitly followed. The old Chief seems to realie, too, that his name and fame are known in every hamlet in the Cnited States. Pour years ago Sitting-Bull passed through Pierre on his way from bort Kandall, where he had been held as a prisoner of war. Hi.3 arrival drew hundreds of curious people to the steamboat land'nir, and he had a rush of business, disposing of his auto graph at the uniform price of fifty cents. On this occasion he had caus e to become enraged over the duplicity practiced on him by Colonel Dell Coy, who handed SPOTTKP EAGI.K. Bull half a dollar and asked that he s Lrn his name on the leaf from a book, hull did so, and the Colonel retired with a do7c n copies, which he presented to his friends, l he book was manifold. Bull realized that he had been duped, aud he refusd to sign any more books. The signature .accompanying his photograph is a fac simile of his own handwriting. The photograph is the best one in ex istence, Sitting-Bull iccciving $l-"0 for the sitting. Tatinka Sitting -Full) is an ' ncapapa Sioux, and was born on the Missouri, near Grand liiver, in 1835. As CIIAHOER. a young buck he was somewhat noted ',fth as a hunter and warrior, and it middle age gained prestige as a medicine inn the Sioux order ol puesthood) anel eounselor. Although dest'tutc of heredi tary claims to chieftainship, by shrewd "ess, diplomacy and force of character, he gained both inllueii'e and followers, while by his pronounced hostility to the whites he earned notoriety throughout the Cnited States. When Custer was killed on the Little Big Horn in June, ,s, Sitting-Bull was the consulting head of 50(;0 warriors. Alter that rnashaere the huge camp was broken up M Sitting,Bull, with 10K braves o wv- ftro?.to4 into BviiUU Amevl a f 1 l American soil. His l and constantly-( suffered depletion until, in the summer- ol lb81, he had but 100 followers remain- iug. These he surrendered to Lieutenant- nii,, 4. ti...j uCX ""luv,lu" A ur.1 uioru, ana with them was sent as a prisoner to Port Randall. . Here he remained until Mav. f 1 wlinn lio i..o a ,.,l,,n.,1 . 1 4. f his present home among his kindred, of I Standing I lock Agency. He has liad four wives and seven children. . ' potted 1 agle is the favorite rwarjrior of Sitting Bull and recognicdby Vthe Indians as a big man. He wasin tthe Custer fight, and it is asserted that he killed Custer. In their war-dance a iid pow-wows Spotted Eagle tells how hs trd Custer died. Spotted Eagle is inte Ui gent, but, like Bull, adheres strictly jto the Indian costume. He feels proud of his record. Charger became .famous in " the Nr,iw Ulm massacres as a staunch, noble, a id tllie friend of iho -crliitna Tf r,, " , . " -cv. ,w.v, UIllbU uu, Hiaj u-.uii i uicj mroar. uutsme the thr oat it pro the threatened uprising of the Indian . J Jects a little, and tapes are tied around wiu jiaci uiey placed lull conlidence itn his warning that terrible slaughter migl it have been averted. After the butcher,? he joined the settlers and assisted in', capturing the ringleaders. I lis gallantry 11.-1,1 . .. . . , was rewarded ly the (.overnineni, which presented him with several large medals a very small recognition, however, for such heroic conduct. HI MP AST IX X EHPIvKTKK. Hump is new Chief of the Indian police. He resides at Cheyenne Agency, and has made rapid advancement in the ways of civilLatior. He has done away with the tepee, and lives in a log-house,, furnished in American style, and sur rounded bv sixty of his people who are gradually following in his footsteps.. He- also discarded the blanket an -I had his. hair cut short, and appears in a-Wuesuit.. His v;lhige is the most thrifty o-the re- s servation, each Indian cultivating fro mi : fifteen to twenty acres. Hump us. uiad: If. two trips to n ashington. KKD-CI.Ol'P. Bed-Cloud resides on the Pine Bidge Apency. He is accu.-cd of being a mischief-maker. He is a bright Indian, however, and labors hird for his race in A ins own peculiar way. True to II is Duty. During the siege of Gibraltar, its Gov ernor, General i liiott, was one day mak ng a tour of inspection, when he came upon a German soldier, who, though standing at his post, neither presented arms nor even held his musket. "Do you know me, seiuinci?" inquired the General; "why do you neglect yornr duty?" "I know you well. General, and my duty also," was the leply ; "bat within the last few minutes two of th fingers of my right hand have been shot offhand I am unable to hold my mus ket." ""Why don't you go and have them bound up?" Because in Germany a man is forbidden to piit his post un til he is relieved by another." The General instantlv dismounted. "Now, my friend," said he, "give mo your musket, and I will relieve you. Go and have your wounds dressed." The soldier obeyed, but went first to the nearest guardhonse, when he reported that the General was standing ou duty in his place. His in jury unlitted him for active service, but the story of his courage soon j reached England, and hs was made an (, officer. ,u " An Arc hi tec final Poser. A cntleman who is about to build a honufiu the suburbs wishes to know what point of the compsss his house must face in order that the suiuightmay shine equally on all its four sides. Hour cs are are generally built to face one of the cardinal points of the compass, and the north side is hardly touched by the sun shine. The gentleman above mentioned thinks there "must be some way of build in!; the house (so that the sunshine an fall nearly equally on each side. It gives one's brains a twist to think of it, but perhaps some builder or architect can tell how this can be done, or if not, why DOt 1 Pvrtlmd Orrt'o? i in. Ike Smith, who is a young negro of Millersburg, Ky., is a giant indeed. He weighs 2 JO pounds, is rather spare than amr. and stands six feet seven inches tall in his shoes which are the largest in r Kentucky, being Imp. A medical journal has an ahle article on "Ilovy to' Stop Bleeding." Wha most people want to Haov, is how tJ top feeing btoa,0i Jkrrkh GOLDSBORO, 1 he f Operation Performed on peror Frederick III Em- il :n. nilPr,t;nn f trnut WitoSS unon ftiTi , .-peLjannea upon the Crown Prince of Gormanv (now Emperor Frederick) is not JI1citr.rv so bad a it m,,i0 Yi v !2J 3 " S. .W, t,1LI,ew" '1 lork World. F.xiw v i, rienced surgeons re URynT S it aa a very si m pie bit of sunr They say that it r ery seldom proves fu,i tal proves fa, tab never, in fact, if prop erly performed and if the patient is h jalthy. The whole m atter is like this: Y hen a becomes so rliok-rrl patient's throat up that, he cannot breathe a s mall in cision is made in the windprpe a lit ttlc ay below the Adam' 'a apple. Int this opening a sina 11 silver lorij-e is inserted. The tube i? curved so "lunatuuwu imo me air passage in as to reach down into the air the neck holding it in positif n. The tube is apt to becoraj j choked up ith mucous, so the usual irour.-jc is to have two tubes, one fittingcVoselv within t?ae other, so that it can bo removed at v rill and cleansed and then slit 1 back again. The cut here 'dven illustnates verv ae- ij rcurately the amount of spa?c taken up IMby the tube. It shows aJJso that the H operation is below, and so dc es not touch f ibrcathe3in at:d put of the Uibes, aud so ' "nnnlpnaicoj (l,o .1 1 I, 1 i t 'talk. In order to articulate te must hold . his tinger over the orifice in t?ie tube and t juoan n s tiiKing with ttio Habe closed. ;. ,t To breathe, he must remove his tinger, take air into his lungs throu.Ui the tube, j and then, rec losing the orilxe, he can ',o on with the conversation. Kmc reason why tracheotomy" is sogen f 'Crally believed to be exceedingly danger- ous is because when I :tcrformed on children . the results are nearly ' .always fatal. It is i mo-t frcMjucntly done r incases of diphtheria. as a Iat report, and in i ispiteof the relief thus jj .obtained the child of j ten dies of the disease. ii 'The lelief obtained ;by the inset tiou of the lube is instantaneous, and a person who is THEPIPK IX USK. v. black in the facu ;tnd on the verge of choking to death in a few moments breathes naturally and seems almost well. The risk to life is hardly appreciable. In one London hospital the Central j? for disc tso-s of the throat and car, !; were nine cases in three months r there and in ij no instance did an y injury arise from the. operation. Acting in Japan. ' The Japanese school of acting might be called a .natural one, the whole progress of the play being carried on in the quiet, even tone3 of every day. There is little bombast or rant except in the classical interludes, when everything is as stilted and conventional as possible. Pathos is always deep and long drawn, and the last tear is wrung from the eyes of the audience, that respo nds with hand kerchiefs to Ihe slightest appeal to the emotional side. Tragedy is very tragic, and murders more gory than we wjould quite enjoy. Deaths on the Jajiaaesc stage .always results. from sword) cuts, and the antics of the fencers, thewon derful endurance of ,'the hacked jyictims and the streams of red paint that pour from all over them before they ;die are rather too much. The audience enjoys this, however, and they j shout,'' shriek and whoop with delight? when a good gory combat goes on. To3i press greater approval they throw pieces of their clothing or any of theiryvalued (belong ings on the stage, just Jas cxcitcfl young ladies at the opera hurltheir bouquets at Tatti, ami Queens! draw oil diamond rings and bracelets 'tojhand to Nilsson. A foreigner who fawlthcrain of coats, sashes, etc., falling on I the stage after a thrilling scene, jtosscdhis hat over, too. It was an old one that he did not care for. He had a soft cap in his pocket, and he thought it rather a nice thing to ) be able to follow' the fashion of the I country. At the 'end of the play the manager brought i his hat to him and asked for the $10. The enthusiast then found that all the : things tossed to the i star were merely pledges to be after--ward redeemed by money,thc actors hav ing a regular schedule, so much for a coat, a kimono, a sash and a pipe, and corresponding sums for foreigners' hats aud loose articles. The enthusiast sadly paid his $10 and took back his abused hat, as the manager only b wed and con tinued to hold out in spite of his gener ous protests in wishing the star to keep it aa a small souvenir. Worshipping With Paper Wads. Another way to worship Buddha, in Kioto, Japan, is to chew the prayer paper, and when soft throw it in the form of a pellet at the god through a wire screen. If it goes through and sticks on the god the prajer will b'j answered. If it hits on the screen it is no good. Some of the gods are thickly plastered with this school-boy missile. When I saw this it suddenly came to me, why I did that same tiling when a boy at school, using another boy as a god. It was the out burst and overflowing of a devotional spirit. The other boy did not always see it in that light, and sometimes made irreligious remarks about it, but that was owing to his ignorance of my simple form of Buddhist worship, that's ail Uirt ford Couranf. A common use of the district messen gers in Kew Yc,rk city, is for escorting ebUclron IQ find from, z)Ai0 merry SIS 2S. r4 ' 1 'few? WittoB fin PSP- ' N. C., THURSDAY, TOE BRINK OF A CHASM. 'A NOTED INSANITY EXPERT ON UNSUSPECTED MONOMANIA. Persons Who Have All Sorts ol j Queer Ideas and Notions and at e Usually Called Cranks. I There is a man in Xew York City who is confined to certain limits on the isl and. He cannot go above Fifty-ninth street, nor can he cross a ferry. ( ther wise he walks about freely and transacts his business. He is nof a "crook," and the police would let him go to Jericho or Canada if he desired. Neither his friends nor his enemies restrain him, and he has a fortune that would permit him to go where he liked and do as he pleased. He is his own jailer, a mono maniac whose sole delusion relates lotho bounds which he flunks are set about him. Not half a dozen of the hundreds of people with whom he daily comes in contact know that he is not perfectly sane. A Mail and Expnss writer heard of this curious case in the course of a con versation with Dr. Allan JIcLane Hamil ton, the insanity expert. "Unsuspected insanity." said Pr. Ham ilton. "There is much to be taid about it, which the public ought to hear. Many a man stands upon the brink of that chasm which it is worse th in death to cross, and though a few words nitty save them now, all the doctors in the world may not be able to bring them back after they have passed over. AVh.it I want to say, in the hope that it may do some good, relates to the. early stages of such cases, the symptoms of the malady when it is just beginning to take hold and may be shaken off. If I were .speak ing in the strictest scientilic language, I should deny that a person can be wholly sound except upon a singb; point, but the appearance is there. Such men and women are by no means rare. Their lunacy is :f so subtle a nature as to defy detection for years, though they may be hopelessly niad. Take, for instanc e, the case of the iriau who cannot go above Fifty ninth street. Three or four years ago he was going uptown and was near that street when suddenly the feeling came over him that he would go no further. He yielded to it and went home. Some fatalistic idea came over him that a penalty would have fallen upon him if he hid contimu'd. He brooded upon it till the absurd idea h;d complete possession of him. Of conrse there must have been something in his make-up to predispose him to this mad "ness, but by roper care it could have been warded olL After a while he came to me. He can talk asrationally on gen eral subjects as I can; :n fact, he talks rationally about his lunacy, admitting that it is all folly and nonsense. Hop ing to break him of it I took him in a car riage, and we dro-c up to Fifty-ninth street. He begged me not to cross it, and cried like a baiiy. I ordered the coachman to go on, aud the uufortunalo monomaniac went into violent hysterics so violent, in fact, that 1 gave up the experiment and decided that nothing could be done in that way. Now it is just as bad with a ferryboat; so much so that another physician had a fearful time trying to make the man cros the East liiver. For all that the mm is still sane to all appearances, and you might as sociate with him for a year w ithout find ing out that anything was the matter. The only thing to he done in such a case is to take the man into the country, where there will bo no Fifty-ninth street and no ferry. Let him lead a systemat ic life, with regular oc cupation and duties. The point is that he should have beun ueh treatment the moment that his de lusion appeared. "The danger in all cases of monoma nia," continued Dr. Hamilton, "is that they will develop info dangerous forms. Homicidal tendencies arc always to be feared. I recall the case of a girl who had some apparently harmless delusion, but who suddenly developed a desire to smother heroclf and her roommate with illuminating gas, and she came very iv ar doing it, too. These people are rightly sent to asylums by pbysieians, and then they are liberated by a sheriff's jury, be cause they tell such a straight ory on the witness stand." "Here is a peculiar case," said the Doctor, referring to his note book. "This man has what is called the de lusion of doubt. He imagines that some awful penalty attends upon a wrong de cision of the most trilling question. If a stone lies in his path he conceives that to walk upon one side of it rather th;n the other will entail a fearf . 1 punishment. He believes that he must spit before he turns a corner. He knows that there is nothing whatever in it, but he cannot free himself from the ideas. It is a small chance that he decs not soon become a raving maniac, though no one would perceive to-day that there is anything wrong with him. Here is another mau similarly afilicled, but with a rather more complex mental state. lie fears that some irresistible impulse will inac him elo something which he doesn't w ant to do. He doesn't kuow what it will 1 e, but he constantly fears. The olh r day he was standing beside a man who was shooting at a target, when the feeling came over him that something would make him swing in front of the pistol just as it was discharged. I fe was con scious all the time that he didn't want to be shot, but the impulse was very nearly the death of him." Dr. Hamtltou deprecate I the fact that so many of what are called harmless "crank's" were at large. The records of crime continually reveal such 'people. Kleptomania develops some close decis ions. The mere propensity for theft is not necessarily insanity. The insanity is usually revealed by the taking of use less trifles; and when the propensity is combined with abnormal scck-Ikc'iuss it should be loo!st-d at seriously. Dr. Hamilton recal'c.l the case cf a rich woman who used to steal child ten's toys and thiucs of no valac. After a while the malady developed further, and she hid her "ill.gotten gains" in queer uooki and corners of her house, wrapping them in odd bits of cloth aud paper. An in credible quantity of such t lilies were dis covered in her house. The sum and substance of the whole matter is that the friends of any person who shows tendencies to special de lusions should recognize their seriousness at once and see that proper means art re sorted, to tor conocimg tr.cm. A ludi- cwu,3 coratimauon or reairHjr andlUropsoi ammonia uutu shghtij damp, Twisty U thf te?t 33 prcsj with a mm, no$ h$fc Jrcn, APRIL 5, 1888. NEWS AND NOTES FOR 1T0MEN. White wool waistcoats appear on manj dark wool costumes. Pointed caps at the tops of sleeves and epaulettes remain in favor. High standing collars to gowns divide favor with low and rolling collars. Old rose plush is a favorite trimming material for white China silk dresses. Tea green in a great many shades is exceedingly popular in spring dress goods. Moire, China silk and plush are beau tifully combined in many spring cos tumes. Draperies may suit strictly the wearers' shape and talent if only they be long and flowing at the back. A pretty fashion in silk dresses is to combine checked and plain, or striped and plain silks in them. Fashions now make the girls of the period present a more and more elongated and giraffe appearance. Malmaison gray with lichen green, and Suede with drab or gray-brown are popu lar spring combinations. Ostrich feather fans are too mature locking for debutantes, who use fairy like painted gauze instead. Selvages woven to form borders of skirts and draperies are a feature in many kinds of new spring goods. Bengaline silk warp Henrietta doth and watered silk are the materials most in f;vor for ha'f-seaion toilets. Bui tons a' e no longer in evidence upon stUish costumes, and if seen at all are of the most ineouspicuo.is pattern. Miss Julia Carson has commenced a course of lessons on domestic economy to pupils of Kutgers Female College. Shirred, belted and pleated bodices, with or without yokes, are de rigver for summer gowns of transparent stuffs. A very wide band in place of a hem, or several narrow ones above it, are among favoiite skirt trimmings of the hour. Copper hhades prevail in the new checked and stripped woolens, and two tones of the color appear in place of white. The very large figures of a serpentine nature which cover the surface of the new satines and India silks are very Etylish. Gimps, galloons and elaborate passc meuteries arc still in high fashion, and form the garnitures most widely used this season. The chapkt of fine flowers is seen on some flat crowned bonnets which look as though planned by some humane milliner for theatre wear. Portfolios, with all the printed infor mation on the inside, seem to have been specially manufactured in the interest of "ladies of neglected education." Color, and brilliant eclor at that, is seen in the upholstery of modern draw ing rooms, aud is a relief after the faded tnd sickly tints of the past fashion. So many materials are being used for gloves nowadays, and all being more or less fashi 'liable, that a pair of genuine French kids is absolutely refreshing. Satin and moire ribbons are both used to stripe black lace nets for draperies to ihosc useful costumes which cannot fail to be as popular this season as last. Mrs. Scott-Siddons years ag;, being warned that she was losiug her "stage figure," "discarded corsets and grew more shapely from that day forward, they say. Plaited and yoked waists will le the rule with all thin or light weight fabrics Df silk, wool or cotton. Plaited and lucked sleeves are to be very gCDcrally worn. Two bright New Jersey young women Jissatisfied with the money they made leaching, invested $o0 in poultry. The rirst year their profits were $1,000, the second 3,000. In pretty gowns for afternoon wear, the most dressy corsage-fronts have ;uimps of soft silk or China crape at the :op, with velvet revers below it across the chest, forming a narrow vest. The importers' counters ae already 51 led with eases of exquisitely dyed Scutch zephyrs, French ginghams and Dhambrys in dots, check-, block effects md stripes, both wide and narrow. A lady in Lyons, Ontario, has just sued a man for $5,000 for kissing her on Ihe cheek. She alleges that the shock was so great as to incapacitate her from performing household ' duties for two wc eks. The American girls are bound to be as English as they can. An impecunious Out well-educated young Englishman is earning 200a month teaching four buds !f swelldom the "genuine English accent." French nvdistes arc making up ging ham gowns with flounces, button-hole callopcd upon the edge, while the sub stantial cotton jean, so a (Tec ted there, i3 pinched or cut in saw-tooth points after the fashion of cloth or felt. At a recent children's ball at the Viceregal Lodge in Dublin, nursery tales were represented by liobinson Crusoe, Clue Beard, Cinderella, Fed Tiding Hood, etc., and many of the aristocratic little tots appeared as fairies. There appears no diminution in the favor shown to bangles of all descriptions. Some of ihe newer of these are forme 1 of a single gold or silver wire ornamented with a pearl horseshoe, a diamond fox head or two little diamond biid. In London when an heiress comes out iu society she begins to receive proposals at oL-te. Oftentimes a girl his received as many as 5oo in the first month. The candidates do not expect to be accepted, but they a:c willing to take chances. Miss Townley, of Tipton County, Tennessee, possesses a remarkable power over wild at'd domestic anh:a!s, and can tame the wildest horse in the neighbor hood. The most savage dog iu the country qiudls before her and follows as ?ociily .is a pet. To cure warts take an Irish potato and cut a piece olf the end and rub on the wart two or three times a day, cutting a slice from the potato each time used. Very often one potato is sufficient for the cure. " To free black silk frarn dust, nothing is bettor than rubbing with black woolen glovo. To freshen it, Fponge i wit Q water into which you hare put a few Subscription, 01.00 Per Tear. TELEGRAPHIC TICKS- KORTII CAROLINA. rhe executive committee of the North Carolina Agricultural society met at lial eigh and fixed October 16 tol9asdate of next state fair. The grand jury in "Wake Superior Court found true bills against Sperry W. Hearn, of Wadesboro, and J. P. Caston, of Anson county, for criminal libel. The case has so far attracted widespread at tention. Hearn is editor of the Wades boro Intelligencer. Suit is instituted by J. L. Stone, of Raleigh, who sells what are known as Zephyr cotton seed. At Sparta, Allegheny county, Joseph Lee w as informed that George W. Sex ton had gone before the grand jury as a witness against him. He walked behind Lee and lired two balls from a pistol into him, both of which passed entirely through his body. Lee fled, but was captured by the sheriff and a posse and placed in jail. Sexton is dead At first there was apprehension that Lee would be lynched. This has now passed away. , News has reached Raleigh of the kill ing, in Union county, of Will Rorie, col ored, by a young white man, Alvin Mor gan. It is said that Alvin's brother Will was accessory to the killing. The parties had a dispute about a debt, and a fight ensued. Alvin Morgan drew a pistol and lired upon Rorie, killing him. The Mor gan boys have made their escape into South Carolina. Steps aie being taken to secure their arrest. On the Pith inst., at Copps Hill gold mine, in Mecklenburg county, William E. McGinn instantly killed Leroy Elliott, with whom he was quarreling, by strik ing him in the forehead with a plow share. Both were white men, young and well known. McGinn fled at once, and it was thought had taken refuge in South Carolina. Governor Scales offered two hundred dollars reward for him. Pur suit was at once made, and he has been captured in Gaston county by .1. C Bowman. SOl'TII CAROLINA. A burglar forced open the front door of Mr. Chas. Sessit's jewelry shop, in Barnwell, and carried away a dozen gold watches, of which four were gold; loss, $500. Two of the gold watches were en graved with ihe owners' names, G. Dun can Bellinger and T. J. Simons. A third watch was marked D. The Governor has offered a reward of $150 for the apprehension, with proof to convict, of the iierson or jiersons who murdered John Fcnton, at the Broad River bridge, on March 11th. This makes $250 which is awaiting the cap ture of the murderer of Fcnton and the assailants of the bridge-keeper and his wife. At Greenville several houses were blown down, and four children, who were in one of them, narrowly escaped death, being completely covered up by the falling d'bris. Chas. Williams was also badly crippled. The storm was going in a northeastern direction, its track being about one hundred yards wide. It did its work in a moment and was over. It is feared that great damage has been done which has not yet been reported. KOUTII. EAST ANI WEST The suspension of S. T. Russell has been announced on the New York Cot ton Exchange. Two white men and a negro were killed by the explosi n of a boiler at the Lucas mill, in Cookeville, Tenn. Walter T. Miller & Co . the oldest cot ton brokerage house in New York, who recently failed, have announced that they will settle in full in a few days. The pork packers of St. Louis are very indignant because one of their number, one Bartlelt, has testified before a Con gressional committee that he and all other packers sold diseased meat. They deny it emphatically. Ab-ent Minde I Men. A story used to be told many years ago of a merchant who was peculiarly sub- J'ect to fits of absent-mindedness. Once ic was wriiing a letter, and thought, absent-mindedly, that he had forgotten his correspondent's first name. Turniog to one ol his clerks, he said: John Jackson's first name?" The clerk, accustomed to ployer's peculiarity, replied: 'What's his em "John, sir." The merchant wrofe the letter, put it in an envelope and Mas again at a loss. To the same clerk, he said: "Excuse me, Charles, I'e forgotten John Jack son's last came.'' But a better story than the above is told of a gentleman in the city who was met by a friend one morning recently hurrying back from the depot toward his home. "What's the matter?" the friend asked. "Oh, I've left my watch under my pillow, and I'm going to get it." "You'll m:s your train." "Oh, no," was the absent minded man's reply. "See, I've got four min utes yet," and he pul'id out his watch t cnfoicc the statement. And he didn t teali; e for several seconds what it was that made his friend laugh so heartily. 1'itUhurg Disjnt:h. A White Robin. Mr. II. W. Barret, telegraph operator at Maiden's Adventure, Virginia, wa? sitting in his office recently, a :d to his astonishment, he saw a white robin perch itself on a tree near by. He called the attention of several persons to it, but they said it could not be a robin. Mr, Hicks, who was present, shot the bird, and it proved to Le a robin, en tirely white, with the exception of a small brick dust spot under the breast. Iticltmend ( Fa.) Stn'e. Sitting Bull has settled down into i contented loafer, thinking of eating anc sleeping more thm aught else. He can'i understand why ho was so long satistlcl to, be a wild Indian and hustle for hit trea4t8&h'4ttr,' ' - - THE nOXETXOOX'8 AJTS. My darlinc GeorRe," it med tot V ben wed clod life m new. His title now is "him" and "he," And sometimes "Say, there, ytm.- BotUm Courts, KO DAWOEB. "Bids in the horse-can I Doyoaf I should think you'd be afraid of catch ing cold." "Oh, there's no danger. Our horse cars don't go fast enough for one to catch anything.' Boston Tmnteript. it's kxgush. Itinerant vender 'Ere'syer nice frsi&h 'ot waffles, halways Mnwigorntin' han' comfortin. Miss Anglos Oh, Trem! do let's stop and listen a little. I haven't heard such pure English since we left Ltunnon. J udne. NO TIME TO TALK BOOKS. Book Agent (to Kttle boy) Sonny, if your main? t Little Bo y Yes, she's in; tmtlgnes you don't want to talk literachure to her now. Book Agen t Why not t Little Boy 'Cause dinner's been ready half nn hour, an pa ain't home yit. Hasty departure of agent. . JCST INDIQHATIOSr. (Jack has left one of those extremely , English walking-sticks too near the par-' rot) Parrot (hysterically) Johnnie, get yer gun, get yer gnn.'get yer gun ! WHAT HE FEABEO. "But, George." said the young lady, "if ycu would state the case to pap M fully as you have to me I think he would consent to our union. Heeonld help you, you know. With that patent clothes rack of yours, the whole country for a field, and papa at your back " "It's your papa at my back that I am nfraid of, LnMra, ejaculated George, moving uneasily ra his chair. Chicago 1'ribune. rillDE VERSUS SHAME. Minister (to littlo boy with a basket of fish) Little boy, nre'nt you ashamed to go fishing on the Sabbath day f Little boy (lifting the cover of the basket with conscious pride): Ashamed I Look at them I Tid-biU. CCRIOOS EVOMITIOlt. First Omaha Ulan Has Swearhead got religion f Second Omaha Man Not that I know of. "Very strange. He never swears any more, ho don't chew tobacco except on the fly, he wears a clean shirt, changes hit collar every morning, has put on eufia, and when he talks his voice is as soft aa a woman's." "Yes, I've noticed that. His private secretary is sick and he is getting along temporarily with a pretty girl type writer." PERFECTLY 8EIF-FOSSES8BX. Stranger Oh, yes. Passenger Know exactly what to do; never lose your head ? Stranger I should say not. Whj I can change cars at Buffalo without get uig on the wrong tram. Troy Prem. GOOD INDICATIONS. Mrs. Penn Has Miss Leepyer pro posed yet, Pisastratns ? Pisastratus No, mamma, but I think her intentions are honorable. Mrs. Penn Why? Pisastratus She asked me last night how I was on making fires. Philadelphia UuU. she'll be there. Omaha Husband My dear, do yon know it is the fashion now to hare big clock at the head of the stairs? Wife Yes, I know; but ours is net go ing there. "Why not?" "A clock at that point is not neoessarr. When you come home, late I'll always be at the head of the stairs to tell you what time it is.' A SVOGESTIOir. ''By Georgol" exclaimed "WagstarT, with a chucki ns he looked his oards over. "I don't believe I could improve on this hind." "Perhaps you have never tried soap on it," suggested BucUicrn. CJUai Tribune. THE boy. Littlo Nellie Ma, is the baby very 6ick? Mother Not very, Nellie. "He isn't likely to die, is he?" "Ob, no; you wouldn't like your little brother to die, would you?" "Well, n-no, ma with just a tinge of hesitation, I wouldn't like him to die, of course; but still, ma, when Willie Wei ll es's little brother died he didn't have to goto school for a whole week." Teton1 Siftinog. HS ACCEPTED. "Leap year is a great snap, isn't it!" remarked Snobbins. "Just why i" queried Smith. "A girl proposed to me last night. "No; yon don't say ?" "Yes; aud I accepted. . "Worse and more of it. How did it happen i" "Simplest tiling in the world. She proposed to me to leave the house or she would call her father, and I left. That was all. Wntihinglon Critic. ill 1 lpjR? AN ZPICtJT-E. i Small Boy lenr the window of restau rant) Jest smell dat soup, Jimmy. Hain't dat fiu ? '. , Jimmy (holding his noseWl ainf imeUin' no tonp terdiy, it 'aa spile is? pptite ferde roas'ciicitaj,--Z(j1r,