mm. si I c w - 1 "1 1 1 rii'ja '31 3 i.fM HrW rr -5?.,, OAK RIDGE INSTITUTE and BUSINESS COLLEGE. J01 Students during th Ad Largest Private School in N. C year just closed, lo- w' II cation unsurpassed i f i m f.,-ntvo,nuiii,. 1 I ftf'tf kJ fulness. Prepares for 4 jsy (;n 1 1 eg e, '1 caching, IK (illness iV.llege Course, 'g 'ffll Mf including Shorthand, '(grttSSte Typewrit in? and Tel jZ fpraphy. Fall term .-W!SSi..prinH Aiisust 12th. !gS!Stcrti8WS Write for Catalogue. i . t i nu n ttot m - . . niTnmn i u ii . J. A.&M. n. iiULi, Fropneiors.uiiri nwtrii, ii.o. HoitHait. New $12000 bm. UT" AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES. Now is your time to inake your pu'chase9 for Dry Goods, Notions, Shoes, &c, Owing to the Large Stock to be procured this Fall the balance of G-o ods o isr ib: A nsr id will be'disposed of positively at greatly reduced prices to make room for my new stock. Don't miss this opportunity. The Broadway Racket, W. S. JOYNER, Proprietor. CLEAE THE TEACK FOK THE Ns Y. Branch Clothing G o. which has just oprned a carefully selected stock of Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Gent's Fumihing floods, etc., which good' will be sold at all times aud to anybody at New York Manufacturer's prices. We are sure that we can please all who art' seeking The Best Goods For the Least Money, as it is cot our aim to make slow sales and high profits but ''Quick Sales and Small Profits." Tt is our aim to please our customers no matter if it doesn't please our competitors. DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES? l!" so you must call at our establishment and obtain our prices before ytU buy anything elsewhere what you are in need for yourself or family. Iy doing so you will save at least 25 cents on the dollar on all you purchase, besides getting goods from first hands. New York Branch Clothing Co., East Walnut Street, next to Joe Parker. Hi -fc -fc -f. - -k -j ( j - - 4; r 4( it -X - -.r C'k -. :-: (-O-) :-: 0 MAKE KOOM FOR OUU FALL PURCHASES Wc are determined to reduce our Stock of Summer Goods at extreme Low Prices. Wc therefore offer Bargains for the next thirty days in our CLOTHING DEPARTMENT, SHOE DEPARTMENT, DRY GQODS DEPARTMENT, AND CARPET DEPARTMENT. W1LLGIVK TO CAH 1SUYEKS :: An Extra Discount of Ten Per Cent. On all Summer Goods purchased from us within the next HO days. This is Your Opportunity. Our Stock is first-class, and only the 1 est of goods are sold . There IsXo House In Xorth Carolina Which Will Give You Better Bargains Than We Do. T IHS IS Ol' ANNUAL CLEARING SALE And we intend to sell the balance of our stock, and now is the time to secure Bargains. We hae a large and complete line of traw Mattings I N HAND AND ALTHOUGH THEY O:- Have been marked down very low, we shall give vou tea per cent, discount on them. iTTKm't miss the chance. Com" early and secure your Bargains. P. WeiO -feUros., 60, 82, 84 and 86, West Centre Street, G0LDSB0R0, N. C, THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. TORIES THA.T AHE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. The L'.ull Oog'.s lSieafc Had Opin ions of His Own-Accoiiuted For Not Usual, Ktc, Ktc. The dog was a beauty in tratli, But papa, lie killed hirn one ilay, Eecause lie attacked the wrong youth And drove a rich mirriaee away. AVm- York Il'rn'd. HAD OPINIONS OP HIS OWX. 'That mau makes me sick." "Why?" 'He always disagrees with me." ACCOrXTKIJ FOK. "Bridget, this chair is cowivd with dust." "Ye?sum. Nobody '.s sat in it lately." FOP. IHS HKA.T.TH. Mis. Puggsly "I am going to Europe this summer." Mrs. Spanuel "Indeed?" Mrs. Puggsly "Yes. The doctor has recommended a sea voyage for Fido." NOT USUAL. "What are you reading, dear?" "A letter from mother, John." "What doe? she say?" "Oh, nothing!" "That isn't like your mother, is it?" FtfcL THE INDULGENT KU1KM). Bingham "Carson, you must excuse my tardiness just as soon as I cau get hold of that hundred you borrowed I can pay you that fifty I owe you." Carson "Tut! Tut! Don't mention it." Life. A SLANDER REFUTED. Goodman "Badderly, I'm sor-y to hear that you sometimes drink too much." Badderley "Quite a mistake. Ou the contrary, 1 can never get enough." Mumey's Walhj. , THE MY.STEKY I'Nli A V ELED. Simpson "I wonder what kiud of a line it is that Budkins uses when he goe? fishing. It always breaks just as he is landing the 'biggest lish yoa ever saw.' ' Sniffer "It's nothing but 'yarn.' " Detroit Fir? Pit. BAGGY. Knowles "The rhiuoceros is a na tive of England, isn't it?" Towles "Why, man alive, whatever put such an idea into your head?" Knowles "Why, just look how his clothes fit him." Scribners Magazine. CONSCIENTIOUS. Mrs. Nudes "Why do you always ap pear in your worst gown when going out with me, Bridget?" Bridget "Sure, I'm always afraid the people moight mistake me fer th' mi3 tiessif I wore mo foine driss." Puck. EXPENSIVE EMULATION. Dashaway "That was a beautiful dress your friend, Mrs. WickstatI, had on the other night." Bingo -"Yes. It cost me $100." Dashawaj' "How so?" Bingo "My wife saw it." Cloxk lie-view. FIXED FOR LIFE. The Lady "Jack, why don't you write a book, or paint a picture, or do something clever?" The Gentleman "Because I selected a millionaire for a father, and I think that was clever enough to last a life time." Life. ON THE RIO GRANDE. First Cowboy "Do you remember Texas Pete, the road agent, who took a vow that he was goin' to reform? Did. he stick to it?" Second Cowboy "No. Fer awhile he kept straight, but then he went to Santa Fe an' started in a3 a lawyer." Mumeis Weekly. UE WAS WILLING. Miss Scadds (to the minister) "Mr. Hunker and I are going on a ramble. Will you join- m ?" Rev. Dr. Thirdly (who caught only the last sentence)" With pleasure. Do you wish the ceremony performed in the church?" Judge. OF ONE MIND. Mr. Peteikin "Oh, I like to sit by you, Miss Bell. Miss Bell (who is exclusive) "And so do I." Mr. Peterkiu (puzzled for the moment) "But er how's that?" Miss Bell "I like to sit bv myself." Purl. " ' CAUSE FOR WEARINESS. Collector "I tell you this bill is posi tively tired of coming here." Deadbroke "You're tired of bringing it, I suppose you mean." Collector "I mean what I say. This bill is tired because it has been standing so long." Chicago Saturday Evening Herihl. NO TIME-LOCiC FOR HIM. A certain official was bothered almost to death by people running in ou him at all times of the day and he was express ing himself emphatically on the subject. "Why don't you put a time-lock on your door so they can get in only at a stated hour?" suggested a friend. "Time-lock, nothing," he exclaimed, "what I want is an eternity lock." Washington Star. IN THE SAME XEIGWBOltUOOD. Two wretched looking tiunapi wtr Uijujilit ui Utiu 'fm junta of h tit' peace. Autireosiug mu o one, the justice asked : "Where do you live?" ".Nowhere." "And where do you live?" inquired the justice, turning to the other. "Oh, I've got the room above him. 7yn Sittings. A GIFTED STORY TELLER. Jack (who has been called in for punish ment and regaled with an account of his misdoings) "Dil Dick Van Twiller tell von that, mamma.'" Mamma '? Yes, Jack." Jack (reproachfully) "And you be lieved him?" Mamma "Ye, Jack." Jack "Well, I don't blame you for believing him; mamma. He's the most beautif ulliar 'in the whole school!" JlKton Ururoa. THE MISTAKE CORRECTED. The ruler of a small Germau State .nude his entry into a certain town. Just as the Burgomaster was delivering him eif of a sperch an ass began to bray most horribly, until the Prince at last ex claimed : "Will someone make thai donkey be ,juM!" The poor Burgomaster made a sudden paue in his speech, and inquired, in evi dent alarm. Docs your Highness meau me?" ".no, the other one," the Prince re- i ie 1 . ' morhfiwhfi. WISE tVOKDS. The rattlesnake is no flatterer. There is no easy pith lea linj; out of life. A rainy day is a shadow across hajpi uess. What would a man do without play ;hings? Carve your name on hearts and not on uarble. Tact is genius, but genius is often de roid of it. There is no rainbow without a cloud md a storm. Remember the world has uj uae for jloomy p ople. Error may be clasped so c lose we can lot see its face. The universality of wisdom, like all ther rules, has its exceptions. Listen to the winds; they are either icsh or salt, if you cau but lm igiue it. Iloliuess is love welling up in the leart, aud pouring forth crystal streams. Nothing but the induite pity is sufli ;icut for the infinite pathos of human ife. You may as well separate burning md shining from tire as works from iith. His size, weight, cjlor of hair and yes evm his intellect No; but his iicart, ye?. .- Hymns to Quiet Stampeding Herds. "There is one peculiarity in reference to cattle on the range that is known to few save cattlemen," said R. S. Carton ot New Mexico, "which helps lis greatly in handling a large herd on the trail. When a lot of cattle are gathered up there is always danger of a night stam pede, and if this occurs it is a very seri ous matter, for not only will the herd become greatly scattered, but also many, of the steers will die. More timid ani mals than stampeded cattle it is difficult to imagine, and once thoroughly stam peded scores of thfin will run until they drop dead in their tracks. The signs of an approaching stampede are familiar to every man who has been much on the trail. First a few cattle will begin to low, or rather to utter a soit of roar.; All through the herd single animals will, get up and begin to move around. The others become restless, and if something' is not done to check them the whole herd will within a short time be rushing headlong over the plain. "The most soothing influence that can be exerted is the human voice, and when these ominous rautterings are heard every one on night watch begins to sing. It may well be imagined that cowboy music would have anything but a quiet ing effect upon musical ears, but it amply satisfies the cattle. As soon as songs are heard the nervous animals become quiet, one by one they lie down, and soon all are at rest, fairly sung to sleep. A pe culiar feature of the singing is that every cowboy, no matter how rough and law less, knows a variety of hymns, and it is with church music that the stampede is prevented." ,S7. Lou is Globe-Democrat. Coffee-Cup Barometer. According to the bright little S,,au. ish building journal, the Gaata de O'ras Pulliras, a cup of pure coffee, with the addition of a lump of sugar, forms an excellent baroneter. The sugar should be put into the coffee without stirriug,aud, a moment afterward, a quantity of bub bles, due to the air contained in the sugar, will be seen to rise to the surface of the liquid. If the bubbles collect in the middle of the cup, the weather will be fair; if, on the contrary, they leave the centra aud adhere to the sides of the cup. forming a ring of bubbles, with a clear space in the middle, there will ba rain ; if they scatter themselves indiffer ently on the surface, the weather will be variable, while a cluster of bubbles at one side of the cup indicates rain. No one, apparently, has attempted to ex plain the connection between the behav ior of the bubbles and atmospheric con ditions, but it is said that the indications of the coffee-cup barometer generally ayree with those of a mercurial barome ter placed near by. A GRABD .A.I OF MinrcflTiHeir AT ASM EiWAElS, Thi Original Leader Of Low pt!ctSi THIS SEASON find roe better prepared than ever to offer my friend arji trons the most beautiful and attractive stock of goods that has tvrr exhibited in this city, and at prices that will astonish everybody. I: just returned from the Northern fashion centres where I received REAL AND GENUINE BARGAINS rn every Ike of goods. By paring the cash down I received a remuu rt v. count on the transaction, which fact alone enables me to sell my custom- n . single yard of goods in my vast establishment at the exact wholesale figure. . means at the identical figures as they were billed to me. EfiEy XHress Goods Department, which comprises all the new novelties and latest designs ark beautiful assortment of trimmings to match, must be eeen in order to be s, r. ciated. My lines of White Goods, Oliallies, Lawns, Embroideries and Plouncings Were never prettier than at this season. It will d your ejts good to lo k . them. SILKS and SATINS in every imaginable celer and at prices to suit rvc body. IN OUR SHOE DEPARTMENT You can find almost an endless Tariety of Men's, Women's and Children's su.-e . 4 i. . i i . i a e . :m ,..1 : !,, ... ., .it Al .3 T i...t. t . ..'I .,. inthepri'e. I don't keep any ihoddy goods, every single pair of slnrs f. leaves my store will be fully warranted, as I deal only with manufacturer of known mpute. I HAVE READY-MADE CLOTHING Sufficient to clothe every man and boy in Goidsboro. I have them U: " youths and boys, and I have them this season in larger variety thau it Li t"-r been my pleasure to exhibit. If you want a real nobby Spring Suit d Clotl any style, and at less money than you ever bought it before, you will be in to r bound to call on me. Suits which you may think chep at $10, I can sell j for f 5. STRAW AND FELT HATS ,u the latest shapes and in endless variety, at prices neve-before be ir I " (Jent's Furnishing Goods in the latest styles and novelties. If you will ouly visit my commodious establishmeat you will r.alil coa.rs-. you take a look on the ovei -loaded shelves, that I keep the largest and best s 11 ed stock of goods in the ci:y, and perhaps in the State, and will 1, 4 lower thau any house that dos an Honest, STR A I ( i III -IX ) RWAR1) BUSIN I'. We don't mislead th public by promising to sell go.nl at half th'ir vaU. s: person with common sense knows that can't be done, but we do j.rome to them at wholesale prices, and will guarantee satisfaction i (v?r-v iD' m " A' hat we offer you is no old stock or auction goods, but articles of lg'ti:ni lue, fresh from the factories or direct from the hands of importers n! " Gall and Enamino my Stock. No trouble to shew goods, for 1 am fully convinced that if you lock JO'' va u'v i fc A Clock of Bread Crumbs. The Milan museum has recently come into the possession of a remarkable clock. This unique timepiece is made entirely of bread crumbs. A poor Italian workman made it. Every day he set apart a portion of his modest meal in order to carry out his curious project. The bread crumbs saved bv hi hardened by the addition of salt, and at 0hU oiv, and that is what I wa.iV. iy wetto is to deal fairly atd bote ir vut wrs and to treat e'.r.y m right, from the poorest to the richest, ai been one of the mainsprings of my success. It will be of interest to dealers U call and examine my stock. la Virlet? 'e-. I am enabled to offer better inducements than heretofore. Asler Uwh, Tie Oripal Leader si' Low Prices,

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