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Judge Sot.
Ah: pause and think, before you seek
To harshly judge another.
You cannot probe the inner life.
You cannot note the soul's dark strife,
Temptations, nor its dangers rife;
Then do uot judge another.
Ah me! and who should seek to be
The one to judge another?
Perchance a woman's fairest fame
May be her pure, unsullied name,
Yet slander drapes her oft in shame,
Thus cruelly we judge her.
It costs so little, e'er to speak
In kindness of another,
Had you the same temptation seen,
Had life withheld its golden sheen.
Perhaps less stainless you had been,
So do not judge auother.
Ah! life is sad enough, 'twould seem.
So kitidly judge another,
(od help us when His face we'll see,
And death reveals its mystery,
If He should judge us cruelly
As oft we judge another.
(uod and 15 ad Luck.
Amusing controversies sometimes
arise over the question whether there
is such a thing as luck. Those who
deny the existence of chance can
make out a strong case in favor of
the belief that there is a cause for
everything, that nothing really hap
pens by chance. They overlook the
fact, however, that so far as any one
individual is concerned many things
happen by chance, and it is these
things beyond the control of the in
dividual whom they affect which are
called good luck or bad luck, accord
ing to the way in which they affect
him. Sometimes very remote influ
ences of which we may know nothing
affect our welfare. They pursue a
perfectly natural and logical course,
and therefore cannot be classed as
chance happenings, and yet they de
termine the "iuck," good or bad, of
individuals.
An eminent business man owes in
larje measure his good fortune to an
accident that happened in the Alps
before he was born. A young man
traveling for pleasure saved the life
of a young woman who bad slipped
upon the rocks. The chance ac
quaintance thus originated develop
ed into a love affair, and the vouple
having married came to America.
The wife's modest fortune founded a
great business house, to which came
a small errand boy, who, after years
of faithful service, was taken into
the firm. If there had been no acci
dent, the other events would not
have followed, at least it is not like
ly they would have followed in the
same order. The errand boy who
rose to a big merchant would doubt
less have flourished in some way,
making a good name for himself
and perhaps a fortune, but he would
not have had as plain sailing if he
had not fouud a business ready made
and aD appreciative employer. This
constituted his good luck, but luck
was not the only factor in his pros
perous career. He was not only
lucky, but capable aud deserving,
and herein lies the only useful lesson
in discussions about good and bad
luck.
It is not enough to be lucky, as
the saying goes; one must also be ca
pable of taking advantage of a for
tunate chance. The man who is ready
the one who transforms chance
opportunity into what may be called
good luck. There are things beyond
any man's control which affects bis
career favorably or adversely, but
within his control are other things
with which he may compel circum
stances. He can, tor example, edu
cate and train himself for high posi
tion, he can establish a reputation
for zeal aud probity which will sug
gest his name to the appointing pow
er when such positions are to be fill
ed. He can cultivate self-control so
that he may neither be spoiled by
good luck nor overcome by bad. In
short, every man has control of some
of the factors that, combined with
others, make his life a success or
failure. He is both lucky and de
serving when opportunities fit in
with character and abilities so as to
help him to some degree of success.
He is undeserving, not unlucky,
n-Vifn thp. occasion finds him un
prepared to make use of good for
tune. The existence of such a thing as
luck good or bad may be recog
nized without impairing in the least
our obligation to attend carefully to
all factors that make for success in
life and that are within our control.
We should be ready at all times to
take advantage of that "tide in the
affairs of men which, taken at its
flood, leads on to fortune." Fortune
in this case, however, should not be
taken as meaning mere wealth, but
fortune of any kind knowledge,
power, a good name, anything which
tends to ennoble man by making him
more serviceable to his fellow-men
Haseball has been substituted for
bull fighting in Cuba. On the theory,
no doubt, that it is more human to
kill umpires than bulls.
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ARP QUOTES BEECH ER.
Bill Has a MeltiiiKd Collar and is Not at
AH Pleased With It.
This horrid, torrid weather re
minds me of what Henry Ward Bee
cher said in his church one swelter
ing day in July. He took no text.
He wiped the perspiration from his
brow and looking solemnly at the
large congregation, said: "It is
hot to-day. It is damned hot. It is
as hot as hell!" Everybody was
amazed and shocked until he added,
"That is the language I heard two
young men use at the door of the
church as I passed them. My young
friends, it is not as hot as hell."
Then in a low, earnest tone he pic
tured the tormeuts of hell and the
certain fate of the wicked until the
atmosphere of the church seemed to
be cool and pleasant in comparison.
The ladies ceased to move their fans
and everybody was still and solemn
as a funeral. It was something like
Jonathan Edwards at Northampton
when he got his hearers so wrought
up and alarmed that they groaned in
fear and grasped the posts and bra
ces to keep from sinking into hell,
and another preacher in the pulpit
begged Mr. Edwards to stop. "Stop,
Mr. Edwards; stop now and tell
them of the mercy and love of Clod."
What wonderful power is in the
words of an eloquent, earnest man.
Mr. Beecher was all of that agifted.
eloquent man. I heard him preach
twice before the war and was pro
foundly impressed. I looked upon
him as the impersonation of the man
of God. Later on, when he begau
his vindictive war upon the south
and said that Sharp's rifles were bet
ter than Bibles for John Brown in
Kansas and it was a crime to shoot
at a slave-holder and miss him, I
wonder at my infatuation with the
man and exclaimed with Isaiah,
"How are the mighty fallen." And
still later when Tilton charged him
with alienating and seducing his
wife aud it took two months to try
the case and the jury two days to
make up a verdict, which virtually
s.id, "He is not guilty, but he must
not do so anymore." I was morti
fied at my own weakness in becom
ing his idolater and resolved to wor
ship no man again while he lived. A
great man's character cannot be
made up until after he is dead.
But I was ruminating how easy it
is for a young man to say damn and
damn it, I'll be damned and even to
take the name of God in vain. Damn
is a more conveuien. and expressive
word than dogon or dingnation or
blamed and it shows a defiance of
the devil and a self-conceit in the
man who uses it. But it is a very
handy expletive and when a young
man gets in the habit of using it be
rarely reforms. He knows that it is
not good manners, for he does not
use it in the presence of ladies or
preachers or his parents. Neverthe
less there are some good people who
think damn it without saying it. I
heard a good story the other day on
Colonel Livingston, our member of
congress from the Atlanta district.
Last summer he was sent over to
West Virginia to speak and help the
Democrats in their canvass.
He ventured into a pretty hot Re
publican town and was haranguing
and electrifying a large audience,
and while scarifying the Republicans
and this lighting administration, a
soft, half-done Irish potato took him
kerzip right between the eyes. It
knocked off his spectacles and flat
tened into mush all over his classic
countenance. It surprised and
shocked him, of course. Recovering
his glasses he wiped the sticky stuff
from his face and said with excited
tone, "My friends, I have been I
have been a consistent a consistent
member of the Presbyterian church
the Presbyterian church, I say for
more than more than fifty years
yes, fifty odd years, and have tried
to live tried to live in harmony with
with all men with all men, but if
the dirty, dogoud, dadblamed puppy
who threw that potato will stand up
or raise Lis riht hand I'll be I'll
be dadblasted if I don't stop speak
ing long enough to come down and
lick the hair and hide off of him in
two minutes bv the clock. As no
body rose or raised a hand the colo
nel resumed his broken remarks, but
declares that he never came as near
cursing since he joined the church.
This thing of cursing is of very
ancient origin. Sometimes it was
done by proxy. Balak, the king of
Moab, hired Balaam to curse Israel
and some of us veterans remember
when we, too, wanted to hire a cus
sin man to expend our wrath upon
the yankees. Peter cursed and
swore when accused of being one of
the desciples. It i probable that
he said "I'll be damned if I am, or
perhaps worse. Soldiers and sailors
have in all ages been profane the
very class that are in greatest peril
and should have the greatest rever
ence for their maker. Uncle Toby
says, "Our army swore terribly in
Flanders." And Uncle Toby him
self swore an oath when he found
the sick soldier lying and dying at
his gate. "He shall not die, by
God," be said, and the accusing
spirit flew up to heaven with the
oath and blushed as he gave it in.
The recording angel as be wrote it
down dropped a tear upon the word
and blotted it out forever." That is
beautiful, is'nt it? Verily, chanty
hidetb a multitude of sins.
But this is enough on this subject.
It is too hot to work in the garden
and so I get in the shade of the vines
on my verandah and ruminate.
Judge Griggs, our honored member
of congress, tells that story on Colo
nel Livingston, and he told another
that will make the old men forget
that it is hot, for they never get too
old to enjoy any story that has a
pretty woman in it. One of the
last cases brought before the judge
was a young unsophisticated coun
try boy who was charged with an
assault upon a bonnie country girl
that he had caught her at the
spring and hugged and kissed
her against her will. Her mother
saw it from her piazza and heard
her scream and saw him run away
to the field where he was plowing.
She was very indignant, and prose
cuted him.- She was the witness
and so was the girl, but the girl
dident seem very vindictive. She
said he dident hurt her but took
her by surprise. She had filled her
bucket and was about to go back
when he caught her and hugged her
and kissed her right on her mouth.
The solicitor closed his case.
The young man was put up to
make his statement, and all he said
was that she looked so sweet and
pretty he couldent help it, and he
dident believe that Miss Molly was
very 'mad about it nohow, for she
went off singing of a hyme. "What
hyme was she singing?" asked the
judge. "I don't know," he said.
"What hyme were you singing
Miss Molly?" asked the judge. She
smiled aud said it was "The Lord
Will Provide." The judge charged
the jury very mildly, and told them
that an assault implied malice, etc.,
but as the jury couldent see where
the malice came in, they came back
with this verdict: "We the jury,
find the defendant not guilty, as
there was no malice or hate in it,
and we recommend him to the mer
cy of the court."
This story reminds me of John
Riley's verdict in the Pass case.
Good old John Riley, the foreman of
The Rome Courier's press room for
years and years, and the foreman of
the jury in the case of the State
against Romlus Pass for hog steal
ing. Pass had been suspected of
ki'.ling Wallis Warren's shoats as
they ran in the woods, and so Wallis
laid for him, and one evening about
dusk, when he heard a rifle shot, he
slipped up and caught Pass in the
very act of putting the shoat in a
sack. Wallis dident go to the war
and managed to save his 6tock. Pass
went, and left his wife and three lit
tle children to the mercy of God and
the community. When he returned
he found there was nothing left to
live on, and one of the children had
died. Judge Wright volunteered to
defend him, and introduced no evi
deuce, but had the last speech.
I will never forget the tender pa
thos of that speech his picture of a
poor soldier returning home to find
desolation and despair. He never al
luded to the evidence, but had the
jury and the court in tears. The
judge charged them as fairly as he
could, and they retired. In a brief
time they came in with this verdict:
"Whereas, the late, unhappy war re
duced many of our brave soldiers and
their families to want and poverty
by reason of which they were forced
at times to wander in tho woods for
such game as they could find in order
to keep the wolf from the door and
their little ones from starvation;
therefore, we, the jury, find the de
fendant not guilty, John Riley, fore
man." "By gracious!" said Wallis,
"they found Pass guilty and then
pardoned him." Judge Wright never
lost a case where he had the last
speech and a woman or a poor man
was his client.
But it is getting a little cooler now
as the sun nears the horizon. I must
stop and turn the water loose on my
garden. The city has no water met
ers yet, and I can steal water with
impunity, but as the nigger preacher
said to his flock, "You musent be
colched stealin' chickens cotcbed, I
say."
Kill Arp in Atlanta Constitution.
Pointed Paragraphs.
It's easier to put up with extrava
gance than to put up for it.
The distance that lends enchant
ment is not distance of manner.
The letter B is always in debt;
though there's no necessity for it.
A man is bound to have more warm
friends in summer than in winter.
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AT HUME AM) ABROAD.
Tlie News From Everywhere (lathered
and Condensed.
A cloud-burst did immense dam
age in Western Michigan, Saturday.
Live wires killed two men during
a storm at Sterling, 111., Saturday
night.
Four negroes were hanged on one
gallows at Vernon, Fla., Friday,
for murder.
Four Italians were asphyxiated in
an abandoned coal mine near Pitts
burg, Pa., Saturday.
Crazed by heat, F. A. Brackett
killed his wife and himself at Des
Moines, la., Monday.
Six bags of gold, containing $5,000
each, are said to be missing from the
San Francisco Mint.
Two persons were killed and three
badly stabbed by three Italians near
Wheeling, W. Va , Friday.
About a million dollars a month is
to be spent by the Government in
naval repairs, beginning at once.
Reports indicate that ID persons
were killed all over the country as a
result of the Fourth of July celebra
tions. Temporary insanity, induced by
heat, led F. A. Conkey to kill John
Bryant and his son at Albany, Mo.,
Saturday.
Several persons were seriously in
jured in a collision between a loco
motive and a trolley car at Buffalo,
N. Y., Tuesday.
By the overturning of a boat,
James Reagan and William Waller
were drowned in the Harlem River
at New York, Sunday.
Fire at Wilbur, Wash., Saturday
night, destroyed the principal busi
ness district of the town, entailing
a loss of about $173,000.
Four men were fatally hurt aud
three others seriously injured by a
gas explosion in a shaft of the new
water-works at Torrence Road, near
Cincinnati, O., Friday.
A gang of outlaws held up a train
on the Great Northern near Wag
ner, Mont, Tuesday afternoon. The
express safe was blown open and
$43,000 in currency was taken there
from. By the derailment of the engine
tender of an Iowa Central pessenger
train at Hampton, la., Thursday
night, two railway mail agents were
killed and two men severely injured.
The passenger coaches remained on
the track.
The town of Williams, in Arizona,
was practically destroyed by fire
Tuesday. The loss is estimated at
$500,000. Williams is a railway and
lumbering town on the Santa Fe
Railway and has a population of
about 2,000.
At Albany, N. Y., Thursday, Ray
mond Albers, aired 13, shot and
killed Emanuel Koehler, aged 12,
and then hanged himself. The boys
were playmates and according to
statements of neighbors they had
quarrelled some days ago.
A bolt of lightning instantly killed
three men, fatally injured a boy and
seriously injured a man and a boy,
members of a St. Louis, Mo., fishing
party who had sought refuge from a
fierce storm beneath the shelter of a
massive sycamore tree, Monday.
A severe wind-storm swept over
Grand Island, Neb., 'Friday after
noon, doing immense damage. Gen
try's circus was totally wrecked and
many of the ponies were killed. A
cage of monkeys was blown two
miles and all the inmates were killed.
While a gang of negro laborers
were engaged in tearing down the
old Baptist church in Portsmouth,
Va., Saturday, the walls gave way
and buried five of the number be
neath a pile of bricks and rafters.
All were badly injured and two are
expected to die.
A terrific hail storm and cloud
burst passed over a portion of Quit
man county, Ga., Saturday noon.
The storm covered an area of four
miles and swept the farms in its
paths. Mill dams were washed away,
fences demolished and lowlands sub
merged. Farmers will be forced to
plant over or relinquish their crops.
Foreign Affairs.
The new British naval program
provides for building 19 ships.
A state of siege has been proclaim
ed at Buenos Ay res, Argentina.
Kurds are plundering Armeniau
villages and have killed 14 persons.
Korea has requested the Japanese
Government to withdraw its post
offices from Korea.
Differences between Great Britain
and Russia continue to delay a set
tlement of the Chinese indemnity.
Reports from Cuba show that the
destruction of mosquitoes with oil
' has almost driven yellow fever from
Havana.
Statistics relative to the consump
tion of tea show that the use of the
beverage in Europe has increased 40
per cent, in years.
Boers wrecked a train near Na-
boomspruit, Transvaal, Monday, kill
ing 18. Lord Kitchener reports the
capture of 93 Boers.
Last Week In Trade Circles
Special Correspondence.
New York, July 9, 1901.
Intensely hot weather and the re
currence of the national holiday,
(which in some departments has
been protracted by two and three
days suspension of business on the
Exchanges) have considerably cur
tailed the volume of general trade
during the past week. Labor dis
putes and the heat have lessened the
industrial output in some depart
ments, and hot winds and lack of
moisture in some parts of the coun
try have caused concern for the corn
and cotton crops. But while condi
tions in some districts are critical,
no serious damage has yet been done
and more favorable weather may
speedily avert threatened crop im
pairment. The great winter wheat
harvest is rapidly approaching com
pletion, and the favorable spring
wheat outlook practically assures a
record-breaking yield of the two va
rieties of this cereal. Aside from
seasonable influences against active
business the general situation is fa
vorable, and with satisfactory agri
cultural results the vacation period
is pretty certain to be succeeded by
a fall season of great activity in all
branches of trade.
Crop uncertainties and specula
tive covering before the holiday
caused an advance of 1 16 of a cent
in cotton prices; but there has been
very little activity in the trade.
Crop advices are conflicting, and the
fact that the Government estimate
of a condition of 81.1 percent, was
based upon data to June 23th in
stead of July 1st, has left traders in
considerable doubt as to the actual
general average condition of the
crop; but with the exception of that
of last year it is known to be lower
than in any recent year. The cotton
goods trade has been quieter as a
consequence of hot weather and the
general holiday, but values have
been well maintained. Supplies
of desirable lines of cotton goods
have been well cleaned up, and some
makers have their production sold
ahead for several months. This con
dition of stocks and contracts en
courages a higher holding of goods
to be made, but the advanced asking
rates restrict new business both for
domestic uses and for export. The
wool trade has been fair, but not ac
tive. Corn prices have advanced 31 cents
per bushel. Speculation for higher
prices has been stimulated by ap
prehension about the growing crop
which has been caused by the dry,
hot weather in Kansas, Southern
Missouri and other parts of the
Southwest. There is no reliable
evidence that serious injury has yet
been done, but as a considerable
percentage of the crop is in a criti
cal condition from lack of sufficient
moisture the speculators have taken
advantage of the situation to push
up prices. The interior movement
of corn is light, which fact indicates
either small reserves or a reluctance
on the part of farmers to part with
their present holdings while the
crop outlook shall remain so uncer
tain. Foreign demand for corn is very
fair. Values of hog products have
tended downward as a result of fair
ly liberal receipts and realizations
by speculative holders. Domestic
trade in provisions has been fairly
active, but exports fell a little short
of the shipments for the correspond
ing week last year.
Summertime in Billfille.
Quite a party from here will go to
the seaside next week and go in
washing.
Our coroner weighs 330 pounds,
and when he sits on a man there's no
hope on earth for him.
Two of our town poets have had
their heads shaved close to where
their brains ought to be.
We have given our pastor three
months' vacation, as he preached too
much hell for hot weather.
It is so hot in this settlement we
could broil beefsteak in the sun if
we only bad auy steak to broil.
Lost, on Wednesday last, a pocket
book containing one dollar in silver,
six postage stamps, and two bathing
suits.
For the convenience of their pa
tients our local physicians have
moved their offices near the town
cemetery.
The brass bell in the town hall
tower was warped by the heat on
Friday last, but though badly disfig
ured it is still in the ring.
No Crime to Kiss.
Columbia, S. C, July 9. For the
first time in the history of South
Carolina criminal courts, a man has
been prosecuted for kissing a pretty
maid. The offender was C. C. Hop
per, an official of the Clifton Manu
facturing Company of Spartanburg,
the victim Miss Maggie Cudd, age
16, buxom and pretty. Hopper is a
married man and there was great in
terest in the trial. There was no
doubt of the kiss, Miss Cudd con
vinced the jury. The indictment read
"assault and battery of a high and
aggravated nature." The jury did
not think the kissing a penitentiary
offence, and after hanging four hours
found Hopper not guilty.
ALL OV THE STATE.
A Summary of -rent Events for the
Past :! ren Bays.
Mrs. Josephine Hine, of Forsyth
county, was gored by a cow Wednes
day and fatally injured.
Gladdin Flourney, a young law
student, was drowned in a pond near
R3idsville, Tuesday, while fishing.
A negro found prowling about the
premises of T. L. West, at Dover,
Saturday night, was shot dead by
the owner.
The eight-year-old son of Evander
Johnson, in Cumberland county, was
drowned in the Cape Fear river
Monday while taking a swim.
The State Firemen's Tournament
will be held at Charlotte, beginning
July 23rd and lasting for three days.
The attendance promises to be large.
John Cutcbin, of Edgecombe county,
while oii his way home from Tarboro
in an intoxicated condition Saturday
night, fell from his cart and was
killed.
Mary Miller, a colored woman of
Gastonia, while under the influence
of chloroform, died suddenly in Dr.
E. F. Glenn's dental chair Tuesday
afternoon.
The 16 year-old daughter of Hugh
Green, of Morris ville, Wake county,
while starting a fire with kerosene
oil Monday evening, was fatally
burned by the can exploding.
Because Thomas Moser, a Win
ston street car conductor, put a ne
gro off the car Friday afternoon for
bad conduct, he was attacked by a
colored mob later on and beaten un
mercifully. Several arrests have
been made.
Jack Sears, a white man, Friday,
on his farm about twelve miles from
Scotland Neck, between that place
and Enfield, was killed by a negro
named Berry. They had some dif
ficulty out in the field, when the ne
gro with his hoe split Mr. Sears'
head open.
Jim Bailey, a negro about 20 years
old, was lynched in Johnston county,
Tuesday night, for criminally as
saulting that afternoon the 13 year
old daughter of John W. Strick
land, who lives six miles from Smith
field. The negro was on his way to
jail when a masked mob took him in
charge.
R. McK. Rozier, who lives about
five miles from Lumberton, has been
married for thirty years and has
eight strong healthy children. No
member of his family uses tobacco or
stimulants of any kind, and he states
that for the thirty years he has been
married he has had only one profes
sional visit from the doctor.
According to the Mt. Airy Xes,
Uncle Sam Key, who lives between
Siloam and Rock ford on the Yadkin
river, is, no doubt, the oldest inhabi
tant in North Carolina, and perhaps
the oldest person in the South. He
was 103 years old on his last birth
day. He is in good health and as ac
tive and lively as scores of men 30
years younger.
The Monroe Enquirer says: Mrs.
J. I Richardson, of Buford township,
and Mrs. Josiah Helms, of Vance
township, are sisters, and, although
they do not live more than twenty
five miles apart, they had not, until
last Monday, when they met here in
the court house, seen each other
since the close of the civil war. The
sisters had to be introduced as they
did not recognize each other.
Father and Sons Compose a Bali Nine.
The Raleigh Times calls attention
to the most remarkable baseball team
id the State. They are the Cary Red
Shirts and every member of the team
is a son of Mr. Jim Jones, except
one, the captain, and Mr. Jones fills
that Dlacc himself. Mr. Jones is the
father of 23 children, IS of them
boys, so he has enough material to
select a crack nine from and does
not use the same pitcher every day.
Mr. Jones captains the team and
plays second base, while the young
est player is short stop.
Two Fatalities at AolicTille.
Asheville, N. C, July 8. Two
shocking fatalities occurred here
late this afternoon. James Coo
per, the young sou of Mrs. Hannah
Cooper, of this city, was killed while
attempting to board an incoming
passenger train on the Murphy
branch of the .southern, lie was
employed by the transfer company
and wanted to check some baggage
on the train. His foot slipped from
the car platform and his body drag
ged fifty feet. He lived only a few
minutes.
While Francis Hill and little son
were bathing in the French Broad
river, near the old depot, the boy
was drowned. The father had gone
a short distance to look at a fish line
and when be returned he found that
his son had fallen in deep water,
where he sank.
Burglars carried off goods by the
wagon load from Baird Brothers'
grocery store in this city last night
The robbers got in by boring a hole
in the rear window and knocking out
a stick that held the window down
The loss is one of the heaviest of the
kind that has been sustained here in
years.
Baby Born With Needle In Stomach.
Newark, N. J., July 8. A needle
was found by Rontgen rays on Sat
urday evening in the stomach of
Mary I jang, 13 months old, who has
cried almost all the time since her
birth and shown indications of pain
in the stomach. She was taken to
St. James Hospital in Newark from
her home at 123 Adams street, and
the hospital physicians sent her to
Dr. Frank Devlin, who has a Roent
gen ray apparatus. He discovered a
dark line, and by careful manipula
tion of the flesh brought a needle to
the surface and extracted it with
tweezers without makingan incision.
He was of the opinion that the needle
was in the child before its birth and
cited a similar case of the Dolan
baby of Piainfield, from whose stom
ach a needle was extracted a few
days ago. The needle taken from
the Lang baby was blackened, but
intact.
Catarrh
Is a constitutional disease.
It originates in a scrofulous condition of
the blood and deia-uds on that condition.
It often causes headache and dizziness,
impairs the taste, Mncll and hearing, af
fects the vocal orsans, disturbs the stomach.
It is always radically and permanently
cured by the blood-purifyint;, alterative
and tonic action of
Hood's Sarsaparilta
This "reat medicine l.as wrought the most
wonderful cures of all diseases depending
on scrofula or the st-rofnlons fi:tf it.
Hood's 1'II.Ls are the hot cathartic.
PARAFFHNE
WAX
Will kfcp them abaolntalr inaittnr and
aeid prool. Paralbn Wat it ala.i naafnl in
a ttozan other wir. abont tha boaaa. Fall
dirvctiouaia aach poand packaga.
Sold ararywhara.
STANDARD OIL CO.
Watch this Space
for Auction Sale of
Heal Estate!
HUMPHREY-GIBSON CO.,
Goldsboro, N. C.
Opposite Hotel Kennon.
BICYCLE - BARGAINS.
You Will Save Money
by buying your bicycle of inc. I keep
the largest and best selected stock in tin
fit V.
Barnes' White Flyer Chainless,
Is a beautv. I also sell the Eagle, t 'o-
1 u in I i a. Reading. Monarch, Racycle and
other well-known makes. The Racvcle
is warranted to Ik; the easiest running
wheel in the world, otherwise the manu
facturers will pay you $UMM, deposited
in a bank.
New And Strong Wheels
Made bv the American Bicycle Co., all
standard goods, ranging in price from
817..VI, $-H), $-2.. :n pi, U and
"iO. You can buy a cheaper wheel but
nothing like the makes I sell. I he Ix-st
is always the cheapest.
Bicycle repairing and supplies, gun
and revolvers for sale.
OLD WHEELS BOUGHT AND SOLD.
Powder, shot and gun shells. Genera!
jobbing done witn neatness ami dis
patch, (lold, silver and nickel plating.
inn locks, trunk locks and keys all
kinds a specialty.
T. H. STANTON,
Groldstooro, 1ST. C.
Fir F1Q
POSITIONS GUARANTEED,
Undtr 93.000 Caah Deposit.
Ki:roa4 Pare Paid.
Opea all rear to Both 8ai'. Very Cheap Boar,
Gaorgia-A la hAnia Dual nee CoUegw,
Jfaoen. Oeorgia,
M CURtS WritHfc ALL ELSt FAILS.
prFrrves aud pickles, sprend I
a tulu coating of reaned