. f..: , "' C T 1 VOL.1. (jREENSBOROUGII, FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY 13, 1837. NO. 33. , TUB DAY AFTER JUDGMENT. The days and years of timo ore tied. Sun, moon, and stars haVC shone their last, The earth aud sea gave up their dead, Then vanished at the archangel's blast : All secret things have been revealed. Judgment is past, the sentence sealed, And man to all eternity What he is now henceforth must he. From Adam to his youngest heir, Not one craped that muster-roll ; .Each, as if he alone we -e there, Stood up, and won or lost his .-on! ; These from the Judge's presence go Down to everlasting wo ; " Vengeance has barred the gaes of hell, The scene within no tongue can tell. Butlo! far oft the righteous pass To glory from the king's right hand ; In silence on theea of glass, Heaven's numbers without number k ind, Wlule he who bore the. cross lays do vn His priestly robe and victor crown ; . The mediatorial reign complete, All things are put beneath his feet. Then every eye in Him shall see, (While thrones and powers before him fall,) The fulness of the Deity, Where Cod himself i$ all in all : Oh how eternity shall ring While the first note the ransomed ring ? While in that strain all voices blend, Which once bgun shall never end. In that unutterable song, Shall I employ immortal breath! Or with the wicked borne along, For ever die " the second deith !'' Jcpusvjrny lift, my light d'0" ait i Thy word is in my mouth, niy heart ; IjorJ, I beliBve, my epirit save -From sinking 'lower tlian the gra ve-; V ,..v.. ,..,. .Muu.lgamcr.y .WAXDSRISUS 4N:OUTI1E3Nt AFRICA. BY (JJEiWi IN. - r '"On our route wc Tneta reI;rbrated-eL ' rphant hunter, a Hottentotof the name of Skipper, whose horse had lat ly been kil led under him by a rhinoceros. IJe stated, in ref renco to this disaster, tint before In hid tune to raise his gun to his shoulder, the animal rushed at him with great fury, thrust his horn in the horse's chest throw-' vdrijlf :lui.e lioltfiitto-f l H;ov4:.hw. .back ... The Rhinoceros went oil", without attemp ting to do him any further injury, whilst , he was in vain grappling for his gun to t.i'cc a shot at t lie animal in its retreat. 'i'.ut," said he, "though he was too quick for me this time, 1 may meet him again some dav, when 1 shall not forget to Lct.uil him." "Mr.1 Ro3c basso ably portrayed this .noted iudiiiduaL.thut I cannot refrain from givinethe descrptio in his own words; dip per, one of the Hottentots, was far the most singular figure in the g'uup ; his large hat, Villi its round raised top, and strangely form cdbrimthrowingadark shadow over his dus ky visage; his deeply sunhen eyes, his high cheek. hou.C5; hia mustache, large and b!.:e.k ; then his dress; his trowsers tucked '.up to the knee, showing bare legs that defied thorns; one shoulder-belt, from which the pouch and powdcr-hora were suspended, ;iud another supporting his'lintehcf fof cut-; the wild honey. His jacket too cf manv coloured patches, " that seemed to show a ' ' Varic it V of wretchodncss ;w he re, ' " h 0vc v- cr it was but seeming, for S'.rttrtrT' trrtc one of the boldest and: most .successful r . .shooters in the country; but his gains, -while tliqy--lasted - wmt -oidy- -to-kcttp-thc. . canteen in a roar, for he never could be persuaded to purchase cattle or acquire property. Methinks I sec tho extraordina ry old man now before me, cooly shaking the aslics from his large pipe, while ele phants fare feeding within a dozen yards of liim. I asked him how many wild beasts, he had shot in his life1; his list I cannot ac curately remember ; but there w ere I think, two rhinoceroses, one lion, (when all his companions fled,) I know not how many elephants, tigers wolves kc, but it finish ed with two Cafi'crs, for Skipper was not a man of nice distinction. " I think, Shipper, VaSJT, vy'bu w'bulil smoke" if you yVeresr tween the tusk of the elephant-" "No, sir," he replied, without the slightest change of countenance, apparently taking my speech literally, ''for he would smell me." "The father of the young man who ac companied mc was celebrated in this part of the country for his exploits in lion hun ting. On one occasion whilst shooting with his son tlje latter came unexpectedly upon a lion, and fired, but missed his aim, when the animal rushed fiercely upon him. The father wlho witnessed at a distance what had occurred, with all lhat coolness ind confluence which those only who are accustomed to such encounters can com mand, came to his son's assistance, and, ap proaching within a few yards of the spot where the lion lay with closed eyes, growl ing over its victim, whom it seemed to press closer to the earth, as if fearf ul of lo sing his prey, lie leveled his piece and fired. The hall passed through the animal's head, when it rolled over, and, after a few strug gles, expired, near the bodv of the voung man, wno, to tne inexpressinio joy 01 ins parent, had sustained no serious injury, al - though it was some time b fore he recov- ered from the terror into which ho h id been thrown. O.i "my remarking that it was a ;iAverty and the troubles of riches! The surprising deliverance, "Yes-," he replied, ! trouble of living, the trouble of dying! emphatically, "(od was th; re!" j Who has not lib troubles.' and who claims "The Gnu. Mr. Thompson relates the ( exemption from them .': who sees tho cud following amusing anecdote connected with of them ? And yet,' after all, Wluit's the use tho chase of these animals: A gentleman ofit.? This fretting and repining; this sor and his friend vere hunting guns on the ! rowing and sighing, this moping and mourn plains, and one having been wounded by a ; ing, unking jniacry more miserable. In musket ball, gave cliase to an individual of j die name of roj'nnwn sense, I say, What? the nartv, and was giining fist u-nori him when all at once lie di.-afM'ar' d W tutnh. ling into an ant-caiers holc,.vaie!i was coa - ccalcd by long gr-ss. There he lay for sonic time secure fro.n the cnr.Td animal Wiiieii alter searelunir lor hun a long time in vain, srampeied oil' in another di recti oil ; very sake of s idness, II hat's the use of it 1 , self when still a good way from home, mi nor rpuld his friend, who was gallopiivr up ; Suppose the times are tight and pinch- j der the necessity of leaping over a - ditch o Ins assistance. co:i"eive what una ne- come of him, until h- saw, to his great sat isfaction and niiju-ciiient, his head cautious ly emerging from the bowels of the carta; THE MARIMED .sYATE. We find the following "homily e.i '-l'i" duties of a wife, and the means of fee tir ing her own and her husband's cntnUr;," coined into the last New York Mirror, but from the invariable practice of" that excellent- sheet, : not to credit any journal jKhcncii.iLmay e.xtrac.t,, articcglmtji "Exchange paper," a "western coutum-. poraryV ox in sornn siiuilar L.adofinite in.;.n no ne-aro uuabia . to piuu x tho projv.r credit. " A women runs a risk of being spoiled by the flatU ring period that pp eeeds mar H,itre !h is, of necessity, t'uea, a first uhie-et: and custom has added to the honi- age which love would willingly remit r. An individual of a family, who may !v :ore have been but little consider, d, rises at xjiise: itito.: jbnpxsrtttflSfi :-. hxi "rtH?!':' most values is ready to execute the slight est expression of her will. " The s'soucr that a woman can divest Iierst If of airy unreaso;i;:bh; expectations which the devotion of the lover in iy hav excited, the iTeater the probability of her securing p.rmancnf" . altacliment. ( 'omi t ship is a dream, fiom wlii.;ii it is better to awake, voluntarily, than to be reluctantly roused. It is better to retitrji to ordinary habits to the sober and c.iliH fulfilment of daily business, in the place assigned by duty than to cherish an artificial incite ment, and cling to a false position. " It is a proof of judgement iii a wo man, when she bestows attention on her husband's character,' wlcn she sets l;er si If to study his peculiaiities,' and to con sult them to tin.- utmost of her power. This is the maiwiment which is not only allowable, but praiseworthy : for its object is," not the ohtatrrirrg-of- svpnr bullae pifltr. molTo a of lm?f uSTlfK .y"""-; r -"-- " It is certainly much to be-'lamented when a young wife yn Ids to a timidity of f - fi s tie ssn , :ss,' w T iTcJi "n r v e fi f s tTCT fronrrrrak privefifi ing independejit efforts ; when she nttrses the nfcrv;ousjess which unfits her for all useful services, when whatever be the call 'i. :. i...-.wir :.. ..,.1 ,f and, from never having thought of exert ing herself, is incapable of doing so when the emergency arrives. Incidents daily occur which make cither the helplessness or capability of every woman. Sudden alarms, trifling incidents, throw one into uncontrol.ible agitation; while another calmly avoids or relieves the nnse.liief. One is unable to put forth a hand to help herself; the other, without appearance of fUWt, is ready to help all besides. One' cannot stir without support; the other is continually employed in some useful or benevolent purpose. One reclines upon a sofa, establishing no other elainon others but her own incapacity; the oth -r, by her perpetual god olhees, lays up a debt which is wi'dingfv paid on demand, and thus pro vides in the best way for her exigencies. It not unfrequently happens that a young married woman is oftencr alone than she had previously been accustomed to be ; and that she misses the family circle with which she has hitherto been surrounded. Let not this, however, depress her spirits or render her too dependant on her-husband for en tertainment. Lctif. least of all, lead Iter to seek, the frequently, relief in company. Oae of the first tilings sho should learn is to be happy in solitude ; to find there oc- cupition for herself ; nnd to prove to her nuslKUM mat, However sue may enjoy so cial intercourse, and especially desire his presence, she necua not cither. a sister or a i'riond to entertain h.r when he is away." LICHT HEARTS AM) HEAVY HEARTS. i'i at's the v.te of it I Trouble, trouble, what a world of it we have " man is born ; lor nouiue aim ; u is vanity and vexa- 'J tio.i of spirit" thus a.ul thus it is written, i The re are th? troubles of infancy, of youth, I of manhood,. of old age ! Th.-? troubles of. the n;c of il? IW it sooth pain, soften af- ; tbrtiaa, ot ward oil" misfortune iAYill it call ; hack deceased friend or prevent others fro. a dying, or deliver us from poverty, or ' make us healthy, or ameliorate m o;ic par - : li.-ular our condition r 1 ue:i (io say, for th ing: mat iraue iskiihi: mat vou cannot mike money enough to live as yon wish, aud are obliged to labor harder for the lit- tie you obtain than is agreeable do you g.-icve nbout it? are y u sad and dishirten- d ? do you abandon hope- and wish vour- self dead.' Pshaw! What's the use of it ! vui get along, you will always get along, if you r.re industrious and frugal ; and the most fortunate do no more. Besides, a light heart will not break your fortune, nor a heayy oik make-it so-you may as well hive tiie one ns tho other. i e maps ait mis wane some iotc-sick .: biKly has Le a running over Jiru: after line, i to iy.c it I hr.d "ui'T.T 'if vev whT""fro: shrraltfTi not be unhappy. An irikiiid mistress; a withstood every desp.H ate attempt on tin h ud heart ; an ind. ( .ri gable rival ; coquet- : part of its proprietor to make it slip back a ry ; all, here is Pa.udor t's bo ; ! Tiioi hast gain; the contracted part or neck of the got ihyself into a pretty pickle but, r.t being of such poculiar formation as " Tray, if look-n-j- well fWt i;i-ne her, j to cling fast to th ha.c of the nose iillho" Will Jmking ill provail !" it liad found no ditlir.ttlty in glidmg along int think o:i ol that, now- I know it is useless lo t. !! a meditating, inoonlov- flocks of pr'tfy girls in the world, that if ; unsuccessful this time he may easily fall in tTT-ttn art ! agetfi, of that bis mistress is not altogether the p-:rtgon of p:rfeetion These are all cold-water compliments, UK -,-. t i rii .1 .til 1 1 lit t.i- in.ittit.. . i - -1 -. . his. He must e'en go to S'l' away n a taste a sorrowing marriage will onlv make ; him wise. o 1 have done Th se who are mcrrv will 1 those who arc unhappy will e uc rrv : ant. remain so after fill ; vet it is a good an 1 tton. Jo add to I lie distress ol the case, pleasant thing occasionally to have a talk the unhappy suTcrer soon found great dif wilh the world about its follies. li'-ulty in breathing. What with the heat ; o-'asioacd by the heat of the sun on the THE UNLUCKY PilESEXT. .Mr. j , niinister of C- in Lfinarkshire, (who died within the pre sent century,) was one of those unhappy persons who, to use th" words of a well known Scottish adage, "e in never s ee green cheese but th'ir ecu reels." He was c.r txemtltt :iwttlou0. not oaly of nice arUcltiS ofT0tWT)Wt'or!m"t riot Generally excite the cupidity of the x human heart. '!ho foHuing story is in ?oT?Sbc at a visit one day with me of base parishon- lay ers a noor. lonely widow. lllg HI moorland part of the parish Mr. L became fascinated bv the charm of a little cast iron pot, which happened at the time to be lying on 'the hearth full of potatoes for the poor woman's dinner, and that of her children. He had never in his life seen such a nice little pot. It was a per fect conceit of a thing. It was a gem. No pot on earth could nnteh it in symmetry. It was an object altogether perfectly lovely. " Dear sake ! minister, " said the widow, quite overpowered by the reverend man's commendations of her pot ; "if ye like the pot sac weel 33 a' that, I beg ye'll let me send it io the manse. Its a kind o'orra xiiperjtuctis pot wi'us, for we've a bigger ane?" that -wo- use ofteneav and Tthat'sjnair convenient every way for us. Sac ye'll just take a pres'-nt o't. I'll send ,pwer the morn wi' Jcmie w hen he gangs to schulc." "Oh!" said the minister, "I can by no means permit you to he at so much trouble Since you are so good as to give mc the pot, I'll just carry it home with me in my hand. I am so much taken with it indeed, that I would really prefer carrying it my self." After much altercation between the minister and tiie widow,- on this deli- j cafe uoitit of politeness, rftvas agreed that I - - lie should carry home the pot himself. Oil, then, he trudged bearing this cu- rious little culinary article, alternately in his hand and under -his arm, as seemed most convenient to linn. Lnfortunately the day was warm, the way Jong and the minister fat : "so that he become hoarlifv I tired of his burden before he got half-way ' home. Under these distressing circuni- . stances it struck him, that if instead of car- rying the pot awkwardly at one side of his person he were to carry it on his head, tiie oiirucn would oe greatly lightened ; tilt? j principles-of natural philosophy w hich he had learned at college, informing him, that when a load nrc.-?cs di recti v and immedi ately upon any object, it is far less onerous than when it hangs at the remote end ot a leaver. Accordingly, dolling his hat, which ho resolved to carry home in his hand and having applied his handkerchief to his b-ow he clapped the pot inverted fashion upon his head: where as the reader may suppose, if figured much like Mambrino's helmet upon the crazed capital of Don' Quixotic, onlv a great deal more tiiagnificent in shani . aud dimensions. . Tlicrc was, at first much relief and much comfort, in this new mode ."of carrying tho pot ;' but mark the result, 1 The unfortunate minister having taken a ; by -path to escape observation, found wnicti mtercepTcn nim irom passing irona ; one field to another. He jumped: but ' surely no jump was ever taken so complete-, ly in, or ai least into, the dark, as this, the concussion given to his person in tU.. ! scending caused the helmet to become a . hood: the pot slipped down over his fiee, and resting with its rim upon his neck, i stuck fast there ; enclosing his whole head ! as completely as ever that of a newborn child was enclosed by the firnuly bag with i which nature, as an indicatiou of future good fortune, sometimes invests the nod- mes oi ner layontc onspnng. vvnat was worst of all, the noo, which had ix r- Tnitw4-trc pot to slip ddfrn-;6Wr tr, Ms h pothenuse. .isever mine-er m a worse plight ? Was there ever con'reirms minister, so cilectu illy hookwiuk himself, or so thoroughly shut his eyes to the plain light of nature 1 What was to be done ? The place was lonely ; the way dillicult and 1 dangerous ; human relief was remote, al- mo-t bevond reach. It Mas impossible e ( r if a crv could be ve.n to crv for help. uttered, it might rearh in deafening rever beration the ear of the utterer, but it would not travel twelve inches father in?ar.v direc- metal, and what with tho frequent return of ' the same healed air to his lungs, he was in ' the utmost tlangei of sutl'oeation. Every thing cotisiderrd, it seemed likely that, if he did noi' di mce to be relieved by sojne ' accidental wayfarer, there would soon be ,ktith in the pot. j Tho instinctive love of life, however, is prid eycri've'ry :sTCfp"fdpr?(J: pie have boon found, when put to it" ny strong and imminent peril, to exhibit a de- gree of energy far alcove- what might becx-l iKK.teiTfrom them or what they were ever known to" -exhibit or exert, under ordinary circumstances. So it, was with the pot-en-' ince'(T tire urgency of his distress, he fortunately recollected that there was a smith's shop at the distance of .a bout a mile across the fields, where, if ho could reach it before the period of suffieat,ion, he might possibly find relief. Deprived of his eye-sight, he could act only as a man of feeling, and went oa as cautiously as he could, with his hat in his hand. Half crawling, half slid ing ovpr ridge and furrow, ditch and hedge, somewhat like Satan floundering over cha os, the unhappy minister travelled w ith all possible speed, as nearly as lie could guess in f lic direction of the place of r fuge. I leave it to the reader to conceive the sur prise, the mirth, r tire-in finite amusement of the smith and all the hangers on of the smiddy, when at length torn and worn, faint and exhausted, blind and, breathless the unfortunate man-arrived at that place, and let them know (rather by signs than by words) I he circumstance of this case. In the words of an old Scottish song " Out cam the gudemm, and high he shouted ; Out came the gudewifi? and low she shouted; And ' the tnwmifcipldnis ere gatbed about it; And there was he, 1 Uow ! The merriment of the company, however, soon gave way to considerations of human ity. LudircroUs as was the minister with such an object whera, his. head should havn' been, and with fli feet of the pot pointing; upward like the horns of the great Enemy, it wasV nevertheless, necessary that ho should be speedily restored to his ordina ry condition, if it were for no other reason than that he might continue to live. Ho was accordingly, at his own request, led in to the smithy, multitudes flocking around to tender him their kindest ofiiee, or wit ness the process of his release; and having laid down his head upon the anvil, thr smith lost no time in siezing and poising his goodly forehammer. " Will I couio sair on minister?" exclaimed the considerate man of iron, "in at the brink of the pot ?'' " As sair as yc like," was the ministers an swer: " better chap i tho chafts than dying for want of breath." Thus permitted tho man let fall a hard blow', which fortunately broke the pot in pieces without hurting tho head which it enclosed, ns the cook maid breaks the shell of the lobster, without bruising the delicate food within. A few minutes of the clear air and a glass from the gudewife's bottle restored the unfortu nate man of prayer; but assuredly the in- him-jeident is one which will long live in tho memory of the parishioners of C T" THR' YOUNG LOVERS BY WAS1IISOTON iaI50. To a man wlu is a little of a philoso pher, and a bachelor to boot, and who, by dint of some experience in the follies of life, begins to look with a learned eye upon the ways of man and eke of woman ; to , such a man, 1 say, there is something very entertaining in noticing the conduct of a pair of young lovers. It- may not be as grave and scientific a study as the loves of the plants; but it is certainly interesting. f thxtirhifyTtr-edmtK rr""plcasuTO - since my arrival , at the Hull, from obst-rv-jug tiie hit iuiiA and Jir hncr. She haa all the delightful blushing coiiSciotlSITCss of an artless girl, inexperienced in coquet ry, w ho has made her first conquest ; while tiie captain regards her with that mixture of fondness and exultation, with which a voulhftil To ei is apt to coi.t mpla' ; so I .iutcou.5 a prize.' 1 observed ttiem vrs. t. r.lay in the garden advancing ;:long ond of the retired walks. The sun was shin- 4 irtg- witli -blk'to8 '-wwrnth- making ria m isses of briglit verdure and deep Iduo shale. The cuckoo, that harbinger of spring was faintly heard from a lsanee ; the thrush piped from the hawthorn, and the yellow butter flic sported and toyed and fluttered in the air. The fair Julia was leaning on her lover's arm, listening 6 his conversation, with her eyes cast clown a soft blush upon her check, and a quiet smile on her lips; while in the hand that hung negligent by her side was a bunch of flowers. In this way they were saun tering slowly along, and when I consider ed them, and the scene in which they were moving, I eould not but think it a thou sand pities that the season should ever grow older, or that blossoms should give way to fruit, or that lovers should ever get niar-i-ied. - KBe. wtij. Yo a may pick out the lady who; JaiUo.v IiaflttQmCtsr'Jpfijrjf cyeg iilthn wofhJi arrd whtle you -deel:;aaeW lerfectly beautiful you would hot like to see her wholo face of tho ame colour with Heir "eyes; iecrdo upn lfrg colour in the rainbow, and you will confess that the whole would be less beautiful were lb. plainer colours subtracted from it, and their -phwe - swppltcd--by-t4tt wrr- -pcTior-'--"-huc. Select the most beautiful cast of features in the female world, and ask your self whether you would be pleased if ev ery woman wore exactly such features. Talk not the n of I ho unequal distribution which Providence has made of the gifts of persons. If all people looked alike, and were all beautiful, we should die of ennui. The monotony would be as killing to tho mind as the torpedo's touch in benumbing the body. You would long to see a plain woman nay, one without a nose would bo a rarity, and she would soon hear herself toastedan the most polite assemblies. We may pursue this subj- ct ihfough a-" nother of its ramifications. Were there not different stations different degrees of wealth and honours in society, we should be' the most miserable beings in existence. It is variety that gives the zest. Variety is every thing and here the would-be po litical economists lose sight of the exam ple which Providence has set them, when they endeavour to bring every thing into a uniformity, consistent with their strait- . bodied theories. Boston Herald. I. 4.

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