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VOL.1. (jREENSBOROUGII, FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY 13, 1837. NO. 33.
, TUB DAY AFTER JUDGMENT.
The days and years of timo ore tied.
Sun, moon, and stars haVC shone their last,
The earth aud sea gave up their dead,
Then vanished at the archangel's blast :
All secret things have been revealed.
Judgment is past, the sentence sealed,
And man to all eternity
What he is now henceforth must he.
From Adam to his youngest heir,
Not one craped that muster-roll ;
.Each, as if he alone we -e there,
Stood up, and won or lost his .-on! ;
These from the Judge's presence go
Down to everlasting wo ;
" Vengeance has barred the gaes of hell,
The scene within no tongue can tell.
Butlo! far oft the righteous pass
To glory from the king's right hand ;
In silence on theea of glass,
Heaven's numbers without number k ind,
Wlule he who bore the. cross lays do vn
His priestly robe and victor crown ; .
The mediatorial reign complete,
All things are put beneath his feet.
Then every eye in Him shall see,
(While thrones and powers before him fall,)
The fulness of the Deity,
Where Cod himself i$ all in all :
Oh how eternity shall ring
While the first note the ransomed ring ?
While in that strain all voices blend,
Which once bgun shall never end.
In that unutterable song,
Shall I employ immortal breath!
Or with the wicked borne along,
For ever die " the second deith !''
Jcpusvjrny lift, my light d'0" ait i
Thy word is in my mouth, niy heart ;
IjorJ, I beliBve, my epirit save -From
sinking 'lower tlian the gra ve-;
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.WAXDSRISUS 4N:OUTI1E3Nt AFRICA.
BY (JJEiWi IN. -
r '"On our route wc Tneta reI;rbrated-eL
' rphant hunter, a Hottentotof the name of
Skipper, whose horse had lat ly been kil
led under him by a rhinoceros. IJe stated,
in ref renco to this disaster, tint before In
hid tune to raise his gun to his shoulder,
the animal rushed at him with great fury,
thrust his horn in the horse's chest throw-'
vdrijlf :lui.e lioltfiitto-f l H;ov4:.hw. .back ...
The Rhinoceros went oil", without attemp
ting to do him any further injury, whilst
, he was in vain grappling for his gun to
t.i'cc a shot at t lie animal in its retreat.
'i'.ut," said he, "though he was too quick
for me this time, 1 may meet him again
some dav, when 1 shall not forget to Lct.uil
him."
"Mr.1 Ro3c basso ably portrayed this
.noted iudiiiduaL.thut I cannot refrain from
givinethe descrptio in his own words;
dip
per, one of the Hottentots, was far the most
singular figure in the g'uup ; his large hat,
Villi its round raised top, and strangely form
cdbrimthrowingadark shadow over his dus
ky visage; his deeply sunhen eyes, his high
cheek. hou.C5; hia mustache, large and b!.:e.k ;
then his dress; his trowsers tucked '.up to
the knee, showing bare legs that defied
thorns; one shoulder-belt, from which the
pouch and powdcr-hora were suspended,
;iud another supporting his'lintehcf fof cut-;
the wild honey. His jacket too cf manv
coloured patches, " that seemed to show a
' ' Varic it V of wretchodncss ;w he re, ' " h 0vc v-
cr it was but seeming, for
S'.rttrtrT' trrtc
one of the boldest and: most .successful
r .
.shooters in the country; but his gains,
-while tliqy--lasted - wmt -oidy- -to-kcttp-thc.
. canteen in a roar, for he never could be
persuaded to purchase cattle or acquire
property. Methinks I sec tho extraordina
ry old man now before me, cooly shaking
the aslics from his large pipe, while ele
phants fare feeding within a dozen yards of
liim. I asked him how many wild beasts,
he had shot in his life1; his list I cannot ac
curately remember ; but there w ere I think,
two rhinoceroses, one lion, (when all his
companions fled,) I know not how many
elephants, tigers wolves kc, but it finish
ed with two Cafi'crs, for Skipper was not a
man of nice distinction. " I think, Shipper,
VaSJT, vy'bu w'bulil smoke" if you yVeresr
tween the tusk of the elephant-" "No,
sir," he replied, without the slightest change
of countenance, apparently taking my speech
literally, ''for he would smell me."
"The father of the young man who ac
companied mc was celebrated in this part
of the country for his exploits in lion hun
ting. On one occasion whilst shooting
with his son tlje latter came unexpectedly
upon a lion, and fired, but missed his aim,
when the animal rushed fiercely upon him.
The father wlho witnessed at a distance
what had occurred, with all lhat coolness
ind confluence which those only who are
accustomed to such encounters can com
mand, came to his son's assistance, and, ap
proaching within a few yards of the spot
where the lion lay with closed eyes, growl
ing over its victim, whom it seemed to
press closer to the earth, as if fearf ul of lo
sing his prey, lie leveled his piece and fired.
The hall passed through the animal's head,
when it rolled over, and, after a few strug
gles, expired, near the bodv of the voung
man, wno, to tne inexpressinio joy 01 ins
parent, had sustained no serious injury, al -
though it was some time b fore he recov-
ered from the terror into which ho h id been
thrown. O.i "my remarking that it was a ;iAverty and the troubles of riches! The
surprising deliverance, "Yes-," he replied, ! trouble of living, the trouble of dying!
emphatically, "(od was th; re!" j Who has not lib troubles.' and who claims
"The Gnu. Mr. Thompson relates the ( exemption from them .': who sees tho cud
following amusing anecdote connected with of them ? And yet,' after all, Wluit's the use
tho chase of these animals: A gentleman ofit.? This fretting and repining; this sor
and his friend vere hunting guns on the ! rowing and sighing, this moping and mourn
plains, and one having been wounded by a ; ing, unking jniacry more miserable. In
musket ball, gave cliase to an individual of j die name of roj'nnwn sense, I say, What?
the nartv, and was giining fist u-nori him
when all at once lie di.-afM'ar' d W tutnh.
ling into an ant-caiers holc,.vaie!i was coa -
ccalcd by long gr-ss. There he lay for
sonic time secure fro.n the cnr.Td animal
Wiiieii alter searelunir lor hun a long time
in vain, srampeied oil' in another di recti oil ; very sake of s idness, II hat's the use of it 1 , self when still a good way from home, mi
nor rpuld his friend, who was gallopiivr up ; Suppose the times are tight and pinch- j der the necessity of leaping over a - ditch
o Ins assistance. co:i"eive what una ne-
come of him, until h- saw, to his great sat
isfaction and niiju-ciiient, his head cautious
ly emerging from the bowels of the carta;
THE MARIMED .sYATE.
We find the following "homily e.i '-l'i"
duties of a wife, and the means of fee tir
ing her own and her husband's cntnUr;,"
coined into the last New York Mirror, but
from the invariable practice of" that excellent-
sheet, : not to credit any journal
jKhcncii.iLmay e.xtrac.t,, articcglmtji
"Exchange paper," a "western coutum-.
poraryV ox in sornn siiuilar L.adofinite in.;.n
no ne-aro uuabia . to piuu x tho projv.r
credit.
" A women runs a risk of being spoiled
by the flatU ring period that pp eeeds mar
H,itre !h is, of necessity, t'uea, a first
uhie-et: and custom has added to the honi-
age which love would willingly remit r.
An individual of a family, who may !v :ore
have been but little consider, d, rises at
xjiise: itito.: jbnpxsrtttflSfi :-. hxi "rtH?!':'
most values is ready to execute the slight
est expression of her will.
" The s'soucr that a woman can divest
Iierst If of airy unreaso;i;:bh; expectations
which the devotion of the lover in iy hav
excited, the iTeater the probability of her
securing p.rmancnf" . altacliment. ( 'omi t
ship is a dream, fiom wlii.;ii it is better to
awake, voluntarily, than to be reluctantly
roused. It is better to retitrji to ordinary
habits to the sober and c.iliH fulfilment
of daily business, in the place assigned by
duty than to cherish an artificial incite
ment, and cling to a false position.
" It is a proof of judgement iii a wo
man, when she bestows attention on her
husband's character,' wlcn she sets l;er
si If to study his peculiaiities,' and to con
sult them to tin.- utmost of her power.
This is the maiwiment which is not only
allowable, but praiseworthy : for its object
is," not the ohtatrrirrg-of- svpnr bullae pifltr.
molTo a of lm?f uSTlfK .y"""-; r -"--
" It is certainly much to be-'lamented
when a young wife yn Ids to a timidity of
f - fi s tie ssn , :ss,' w T iTcJi "n r v e fi f s tTCT fronrrrrak
privefifi
ing independejit efforts ; when she nttrses
the nfcrv;ousjess which unfits her for all
useful services, when whatever be the call
'i. :. i...-.wir :.. ..,.1 ,f
and, from never having thought of exert
ing herself, is incapable of doing so when
the emergency arrives. Incidents daily
occur which make cither the helplessness
or capability of every woman. Sudden
alarms, trifling incidents, throw one into
uncontrol.ible agitation; while another
calmly avoids or relieves the nnse.liief.
One is unable to put forth a hand to help
herself; the other, without appearance of
fUWt, is ready to help all besides. One'
cannot stir without support; the other is
continually employed in some useful or
benevolent purpose. One reclines upon a
sofa, establishing no other elainon others
but her own incapacity; the oth -r, by her
perpetual god olhees, lays up a debt which
is wi'dingfv paid on demand, and thus pro
vides in the best way for her exigencies.
It not unfrequently happens that a young
married woman is oftencr alone than she
had previously been accustomed to be ; and
that she misses the family circle with which
she has hitherto been surrounded. Let not
this, however, depress her spirits or render
her too dependant on her-husband for en
tertainment. Lctif. least of all, lead Iter
to seek, the frequently, relief in company.
Oae of the first tilings sho should learn is
to be happy in solitude ; to find there oc-
cupition for herself ; nnd to prove to her
nuslKUM mat, However sue may enjoy so
cial intercourse, and especially desire his
presence, she necua not cither. a sister or a
i'riond to entertain h.r when he is away."
LICHT HEARTS AM) HEAVY HEARTS.
i'i at's the v.te of it I Trouble, trouble,
what a world of it we have " man is born
; lor nouiue aim ; u is vanity and vexa-
'J tio.i of spirit" thus a.ul thus it is written,
i The re are th? troubles of infancy, of youth,
I of manhood,. of old age ! Th.-? troubles of.
the n;c of il? IW it sooth pain, soften af-
; tbrtiaa, ot ward oil" misfortune iAYill it call
; hack deceased friend or prevent others
fro. a dying, or deliver us from poverty, or
' make us healthy, or ameliorate m o;ic par -
: li.-ular our condition r 1 ue:i (io say, for th
ing: mat iraue iskiihi: mat vou cannot
mike money enough to live as yon wish,
aud are obliged to labor harder for the lit-
tie you obtain than is agreeable do you
g.-icve nbout it? are y u sad and dishirten-
d ? do you abandon hope- and wish vour-
self dead.' Pshaw! What's the use of it !
vui get along, you will always get along,
if you r.re industrious and frugal ; and the
most fortunate do no more. Besides, a
light heart will not break your fortune, nor
a heayy oik make-it so-you may as well
hive tiie one ns tho other.
i e maps ait mis wane some iotc-sick .:
biKly has Le a running over Jiru: after line, i
to iy.c it I hr.d "ui'T.T 'if vev whT""fro: shrraltfTi
not be unhappy. An irikiiid mistress; a withstood every desp.H ate attempt on tin
h ud heart ; an ind. ( .ri gable rival ; coquet- : part of its proprietor to make it slip back a
ry ; all, here is Pa.udor t's bo ; ! Tiioi hast gain; the contracted part or neck of the
got ihyself into a pretty pickle but, r.t being of such poculiar formation as
" Tray, if look-n-j- well fWt i;i-ne her, j to cling fast to th ha.c of the nose iillho"
Will Jmking ill provail !" it liad found no ditlir.ttlty in glidmg along
int think o:i ol that, now- I know
it is useless lo t. !! a meditating, inoonlov-
flocks of pr'tfy girls in the world, that if ;
unsuccessful this time he may easily fall
in tTT-ttn art ! agetfi, of that bis mistress is
not altogether the p-:rtgon of p:rfeetion
These are all cold-water compliments,
UK
-,-. t i rii .1 .til 1 1 lit
t.i- in.ittit.. . i - -1 -. .
his. He must e'en go
to S'l'
away
n a taste a
sorrowing
marriage will onlv make ; him wise.
o
1 have done
Th se who are mcrrv will
1 those who arc unhappy will
e uc rrv : ant.
remain so after fill ; vet it is a good an 1 tton. Jo add to I lie distress ol the case,
pleasant thing occasionally to have a talk the unhappy suTcrer soon found great dif
wilh the world about its follies. li'-ulty in breathing. What with the heat
; o-'asioacd by the heat of the sun on the
THE UNLUCKY PilESEXT.
.Mr. j , niinister of C-
in Lfinarkshire, (who died within the pre
sent century,) was one of those unhappy
persons who, to use th" words of a well
known Scottish adage, "e in never s ee green
cheese but th'ir ecu reels." He was c.r
txemtltt :iwttlou0. not oaly of nice arUcltiS
ofT0tWT)Wt'or!m"t
riot Generally excite the cupidity of the
x
human heart. '!ho foHuing story is in
?oT?Sbc
at a visit one day with me of base parishon-
lay
ers a noor. lonely widow.
lllg HI
moorland part of the parish Mr. L
became fascinated bv the charm of a little
cast iron pot, which happened at the time
to be lying on 'the hearth full of potatoes
for the poor woman's dinner, and that of
her children. He had never in his life
seen such a nice little pot. It was a per
fect conceit of a thing. It was a gem. No
pot on earth could nnteh it in symmetry.
It was an object altogether perfectly lovely.
" Dear sake ! minister, " said the widow,
quite overpowered by the reverend man's
commendations of her pot ; "if ye like the
pot sac weel 33 a' that, I beg ye'll let me
send it io the manse. Its a kind o'orra
xiiperjtuctis pot wi'us, for we've a bigger
ane?" that -wo- use ofteneav and Tthat'sjnair
convenient every way for us. Sac ye'll
just take a pres'-nt o't. I'll send ,pwer the
morn wi' Jcmie w hen he gangs to schulc."
"Oh!" said the minister, "I can by no
means permit you to he at so much trouble
Since you are so good as to give mc the
pot, I'll just carry it home with me in my
hand. I am so much taken with it indeed,
that I would really prefer carrying it my
self." After much altercation between
the minister and tiie widow,- on this deli- j
cafe uoitit of politeness, rftvas agreed that I
- -
lie should carry home the pot himself.
Oil, then, he trudged bearing this cu-
rious little culinary article, alternately in
his hand and under -his arm, as seemed
most convenient to linn. Lnfortunately
the day was warm, the way Jong and the
minister fat : "so that he become hoarlifv
I tired of his burden before he got half-way
' home. Under these distressing circuni-
. stances it struck him, that if instead of car-
rying the pot awkwardly at one side of his
person he were to carry it on his head, tiie
oiirucn would oe greatly lightened ; tilt?
j principles-of natural philosophy w hich he
had learned at college, informing him, that
when a load nrc.-?cs di recti v and immedi
ately upon any object, it is far less onerous
than when it hangs at the remote end ot a
leaver. Accordingly, dolling his hat, which
ho resolved to carry home in his hand and
having applied his handkerchief to his b-ow
he clapped the pot inverted fashion upon
his head: where as the reader may suppose,
if figured much like Mambrino's helmet
upon the crazed capital of Don' Quixotic,
onlv a great deal more tiiagnificent in shani
. aud dimensions. . Tlicrc was, at first much
relief and much comfort, in this new mode
."of carrying tho pot ;' but mark the result,
1 The unfortunate minister having taken a
; by -path to escape observation, found
wnicti mtercepTcn nim irom passing irona
; one field to another. He jumped: but
' surely no jump was ever taken so complete-,
ly in, or ai least into, the dark, as this,
the concussion given to his person in tU..
! scending caused the helmet to become a
. hood: the pot slipped down over his fiee,
and resting with its rim upon his neck,
i stuck fast there ; enclosing his whole head
! as completely as ever that of a newborn
child was enclosed by the firnuly bag with
i which nature, as an indicatiou of future
good fortune, sometimes invests the nod-
mes oi ner layontc onspnng. vvnat was
worst of all, the noo, which had ix r-
Tnitw4-trc pot to slip ddfrn-;6Wr tr,
Ms h pothenuse. .isever mine-er m a
worse plight ? Was there ever con'reirms
minister, so cilectu illy hookwiuk himself,
or so thoroughly shut his eyes to the plain
light of nature 1 What was to be done ?
The place was lonely ; the way dillicult and
1 dangerous ; human relief was remote, al-
mo-t bevond reach.
It Mas impossible e
( r if a crv could be
ve.n to crv for help.
uttered, it might rearh in deafening rever
beration the ear of the utterer, but it would
not travel twelve inches father in?ar.v direc-
metal, and what with tho frequent return of
' the same healed air to his lungs, he was in
' the utmost tlangei of sutl'oeation. Every
thing cotisiderrd, it seemed likely that, if
he did noi' di mce to be relieved by sojne
' accidental wayfarer, there would soon be
,ktith in the pot.
j Tho instinctive love of life, however, is
prid eycri've'ry :sTCfp"fdpr?(J:
pie have boon found, when put to it" ny
strong and imminent peril, to exhibit a de-
gree of energy far alcove- what might becx-l
iKK.teiTfrom them or what they were ever
known to" -exhibit or exert, under ordinary
circumstances. So it, was with the pot-en-'
ince'(T
tire urgency of his distress, he fortunately
recollected that there was a smith's shop
at the distance of .a bout a mile across the
fields, where, if ho could reach it before
the period of suffieat,ion, he might possibly
find relief. Deprived of his eye-sight, he
could act only as a man of feeling, and
went oa as cautiously as he could, with his
hat in his hand. Half crawling, half slid
ing ovpr ridge and furrow, ditch and hedge,
somewhat like Satan floundering over cha
os, the unhappy minister travelled w ith all
possible speed, as nearly as lie could guess
in f lic direction of the place of r fuge. I
leave it to the reader to conceive the sur
prise, the mirth, r tire-in finite amusement of
the smith and all the hangers on of the
smiddy, when at length torn and worn, faint
and exhausted, blind and, breathless the
unfortunate man-arrived at that place, and
let them know (rather by signs than by
words) I he circumstance of this case. In
the words of an old Scottish song
" Out cam the gudemm, and high he shouted ;
Out came the gudewifi? and low she shouted;
And ' the tnwmifcipldnis ere gatbed about it;
And there was he, 1 Uow !
The merriment of the company, however,
soon gave way to considerations of human
ity. LudircroUs as was the minister with
such an object whera, his. head should havn'
been, and with fli feet of the pot pointing;
upward like the horns of the great Enemy,
it wasV nevertheless, necessary that ho
should be speedily restored to his ordina
ry condition, if it were for no other reason
than that he might continue to live. Ho
was accordingly, at his own request, led in
to the smithy, multitudes flocking around
to tender him their kindest ofiiee, or wit
ness the process of his release; and having
laid down his head upon the anvil, thr
smith lost no time in siezing and poising his
goodly forehammer. " Will I couio sair
on minister?" exclaimed the considerate
man of iron, "in at the brink of the pot ?''
" As sair as yc like," was the ministers an
swer: " better chap i tho chafts than dying
for want of breath." Thus permitted tho
man let fall a hard blow', which fortunately
broke the pot in pieces without hurting tho
head which it enclosed, ns the cook maid
breaks the shell of the lobster, without
bruising the delicate food within. A few
minutes of the clear air and a glass from
the gudewife's bottle restored the unfortu
nate man of prayer; but assuredly the in-
him-jeident is one which will long live in tho
memory of the parishioners of C T"
THR' YOUNG LOVERS
BY WAS1IISOTON iaI50.
To a man wlu is a little of a philoso
pher, and a bachelor to boot, and who, by
dint of some experience in the follies of
life, begins to look with a learned eye upon
the ways of man and eke of woman ; to ,
such a man, 1 say, there is something very
entertaining in noticing the conduct of a
pair of young lovers. It- may not be as
grave and scientific a study as the loves of
the plants; but it is certainly interesting.
f thxtirhifyTtr-edmtK rr""plcasuTO -
since my arrival , at the Hull, from obst-rv-jug
tiie hit iuiiA and Jir hncr. She haa
all the delightful blushing coiiSciotlSITCss
of an artless girl, inexperienced in coquet
ry, w ho has made her first conquest ; while
tiie captain regards her with that mixture
of fondness and exultation, with which a
voulhftil To ei is apt to coi.t mpla' ; so
I .iutcou.5 a prize.' 1 observed ttiem vrs.
t. r.lay in the garden advancing ;:long ond
of the retired walks. The sun was shin-
4 irtg- witli -blk'to8 '-wwrnth- making ria
m isses of briglit verdure and deep Iduo
shale. The cuckoo, that harbinger of
spring was faintly heard from a lsanee ;
the thrush piped from the hawthorn, and
the yellow butter flic sported and toyed
and fluttered in the air. The fair Julia
was leaning on her lover's arm, listening 6
his conversation, with her eyes cast clown
a soft blush upon her check, and a quiet
smile on her lips; while in the hand that
hung negligent by her side was a bunch
of flowers. In this way they were saun
tering slowly along, and when I consider
ed them, and the scene in which they were
moving, I eould not but think it a thou
sand pities that the season should ever
grow older, or that blossoms should give
way to fruit, or that lovers should ever get
niar-i-ied. -
KBe. wtij. Yo a may pick out the lady who;
JaiUo.v IiaflttQmCtsr'Jpfijrjf cyeg iilthn
wofhJi arrd whtle you -deel:;aaeW
lerfectly beautiful you would hot like to
see her wholo face of tho ame colour with
Heir "eyes; iecrdo upn lfrg
colour in the rainbow, and you will confess
that the whole would be less beautiful were
lb. plainer colours subtracted from it, and
their -phwe - swppltcd--by-t4tt wrr- -pcTior-'--"-huc.
Select the most beautiful cast of
features in the female world, and ask your
self whether you would be pleased if ev
ery woman wore exactly such features.
Talk not the n of I ho unequal distribution
which Providence has made of the gifts of
persons. If all people looked alike, and
were all beautiful, we should die of ennui.
The monotony would be as killing to tho
mind as the torpedo's touch in benumbing
the body. You would long to see a plain
woman nay, one without a nose would bo
a rarity, and she would soon hear herself
toastedan the most polite assemblies.
We may pursue this subj- ct ihfough a-"
nother of its ramifications. Were there
not different stations different degrees of
wealth and honours in society, we should
be' the most miserable beings in existence.
It is variety that gives the zest. Variety
is every thing and here the would-be po
litical economists lose sight of the exam
ple which Providence has set them, when
they endeavour to bring every thing into a
uniformity, consistent with their strait- .
bodied theories. Boston Herald.
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