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SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1914.
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A MISSOURI MULE
IS NOW VINDICATED
CARR IS ENDORSED
HE CUSSED IN COURT
RALEIGH REBELS
And General J. S. Coxey
Brayed Saturday.
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ERELY as a matter of
recording history, and
for no other purpose, it
is worth w hile to remark
that Jacob S. Coxey, of
Ohio, called "General"
finally reached Wash
ington with his ' army
1 of unemployed men. The
army consisted of nine men, privates, who
walked, while General Coxey, his young son,
daughter and wife, rode. The boy was astride
a burrow while the General, his wife and lit
tle daughter were in a buggy propelled by a
Missouri mule. This was the army of occu
pation. The General had expressed a desire
to address the "people" from the steps of the
capitol building, and this right was given
them. He made a talk, telling the curious that
there were 5,000,000 idle men with 15,000,000
people dependent on them, and he wanted the
government to issue money without interest
and put all unemployed to work on public im
provements. Photographers and newspaper men were in
evidence and Coxey showed that he courted
the lime-light by having the crowd step back
every now and then in order that his wild
gesticulation could be photographed.
Twenty years ago Coxey farmed another
army of unemployed and the lean years of
that ,date had made desperate men. From all
over the country they rallied to him ; farmers
fed them; railroads let them ride in freight
cars without molestation and when Coxey
arrived in Washington so great was his fol
lowing and so desperate the financial situa
tion in the country that he was denied the
.privilege of talking to the people and was ar
rested for walking on the grass of the capitol
lawn.
He dreamed that again he could do his
spectacular stunt. But the novelty was gone
and only nine straggling "warriors" appear
ed with him his enterprise was a bust, And
so in this world, when we sometimes receive
the plaudits of the multitude we try again the
same feat and no huzzahs greet our ears.
Erostratus, when he fired the Ephesian dome
gained notoriety that will endure with all
ages but were he to return and fire a dozen
Ephesian domes there would be nothing added
to his fame as a fool.
We have before expressed tne thought, and
we feel morally certain now, that had Coxey
been a man like Cromwell, a man of ability
and of iron the day he was arrested twenty
years ago he could have made a speech
somewhere in the Nation's capitol calle4 for
a million men and they would have come and
they would have declared him an Emperor.
The time was right. Conditions were favor
able and no power on earth could have stop
ped the tide had there .been a leader measur
ing up to the opportunity.
But, never again !
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Pretty Smooth Sailing.
All are agreed that Democracy will this
fall have smooth sailing. It is agreed that
were it 1916 there might be something doing,
but so long as the radicals are in two pieces
and each piece wants to dominate, there is lit
tle hope for a get-together. Roosevelt insists
that he must have his party, and many of the
war-stained Taftites will not stand for it.
. That is this year. But Time is a great old
sorcerer. She touches things and they heal.
The laying on of the hands of Time beats all
the other kind of dope. Within two years
Roosevelt may not be so conspicuous. Other
Progressives may make demands for recogni
tion. This fall the democrats will have a walk
over.
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No High Cost Of Living Here.
Senator Overman has filed his expense ac
count, acording to law, and finds that.it cost
him $85.75 to run for Senator.' This is
some cheaper than it would have been baa
we had Justice and Glenn in the mix-up. They
all saved money and the last two saved their
bacon.
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The Queen Militant.
The news comes from London1 that the
Queen got the, King to make the recent raid
-on suffragette headquarters. The raiders took
possession of all l&oks and all records and
because the Queen is supposed to be the pow
er behind his Nibs in making the order, suf
fragette stock is quoted below par.
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Getting The People
Several thousand citizens of Michigan this
-week sent in a petition 'to Congress demand
ing that Frederick, A. 'Cook be given a square
deal. One of these days Cook will come into
"his own.
Hammer Comes Out A Sure
Winner.
T SEEMS now that the fa
mous 'Hammer affidavit' had
its place in the history of the
world. It seems that Solici
tor Hammer knew what he
was talking about if all
stories now atloat are true.
If the stories we hear are
true, every man who criti
cised Hammer for making
his affidavit should apologize to him. It seems
that Aunian has resigned. The reason for his
resignation has not been printed. It appears
that he resigned quickly for he wasn't post
master of Ashboro very long. Seems like
some of those who supported Auman would
print the reason; seems like a man who quits
a job for which he had fought so hard and
which raised more commotion than any other
appointment made in North Carolina would
tell the people why he quit. This awful mys
tery is intense. It is nerve-wrecking, and we
should all be told the particulars.
Don't know as we have had anything so
surprising as the resignation in a long timt
and to have no details concerning it just nat
urally excites curiosity to the point that con
trol is doubtful. Why not a bill of particulars?
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A Valuable Asset.
A Kentucky mail order whiskey house
went out of business recently, and having a
list of 50,000 consumers of liquor conceived
the idea of selling the list to the Keeley Insti
tute at Dwight.
The letter started out to say that each cus
tomer was a prospective patient. And perhaps
there is no doubt of that. The man who uses
whiskey never intends to become a drunkard.
If he thought, remotely, he would become a
drunkard, he never would touch the poison.
The average man imagines he can drink or let
it alone. But he can't. Some men can take a
drink a day all their lives and never want any
more. This kind of a man is perhaps one in
ten thousand. John Barleycorn fastens him
self to a man before the man knows it. And
there was never a man in the world who drank
whiskey to excess but what wanted to quit
who would not give anything in the world to
quit.
The man who never drank may not believe
this. He argues if that is so why doesn't he
quit. Might just as well try to fly. The
Keeley Cure and other cures have helped men.
But thousands and tens of thousands forget
themselves and drink and regret too late. The
Keeley cure cleanses a man; it regulates his
nerves ; it puts him squarely and fairly on his
feet. If he wants to leave whiskey alone he
can do so but in a moment of indifference he
can take one drink and he is gone again. The
average man who suffers a relapse is the man
who gets nervous ; who starts off on something
containing alcohol, and before he realizes what
he is doing he is down and out. Prohibition
has saved many men and others it has injur
ed; because prohibition in one state does not
stop the supply. If there was national
prohibiton there would still be drunk
ards because the moonshiner has always
been in evidence but there would be
less drunkards. The drug fiends; the
drunkards; the men who are apparently help
less victims all started out never expecting to
land where they land, They are victims of the
drug and that is why those not victimized
should assist those who are by voting for pro
hibition. It is not a question of personal lib
erty to alow a man whiskey it is giving him
his liberty by keeping it from him. Because a
greater slave master never existed than John
Barleycorn. Remove the cause and you have
saved the victim. That is the long and the
short of the story. And national prohibition
alone would save the majority of men. The man
who has been a drunkard long enough to be
come a professional generally speaking has his
life behind him. While the Keeley Cure will
save a man who wants to be saved it doesn't
get to work on him, ordinarily, until his best
years, have been spent in dissipation and pro
fligacy. But even at that the Dwight people
should have bought the names and sent out its
literature. The Keeley Cure has saved hun
dreds of thousands of people from a drunkard's
death.
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Her Liberality.
Mrs. George W. Vanderbilt has 1 offered
nearly one hundred thousand acres of land to
the government at the small price of $5 per
acre, which is practically a gift and the gov
ernment will of course accept it.
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A New Weekly.
The Golden Rule, a new weekly paper ap
pears from Raleigh. ,It is to be the organ of
the Prison Reform .movement of the state. And
prison reform is needed in every state.
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Wis i .
Jule Carr will be the next Governor of
North Carolina. From all over the state the
demand is made. His home county gave him
this splendid endorsement in the democratic
county convention held ai Durham Saturday.
The introduction of thc resolution by Captain
Sidney Chambers brought forth great ap
plause and the resolution was unanimously
adopted amid cheers.
"Whereas, a call meeting echoing from the
mountains to the ocean seeks the nomination
of one of our distinguished citizens to the
high and exalted office of governor of the
state of North Carolina, and whereas, the
greatness and strength of our distinguished
friend are found in his unflinching loyalty to
the principles of his party: his unselfish aid to
the state and nation and his untiring efforts
in behalf of his fellow man. In these things
he reflects the beautiful virtues of truth, hon
or, honesty, industry and courage. He has
lived the life of a patriotic and democratic
citizen. One which we believe should bt
crowned with some suitable reward.
"Be it resolved, therefore, that we the dem
ocrats of Durham county, in convention as
sembled, this the 23rd day of May, 1914,
heartily endorse this state wide suggestion
and call upon the democrats throughout the
state to lend their aid in making the next
democratic nominee or governor, General
Julian S. Carr.' "
We have letters from prominent men all
over the state saying that Jule must be nom
inated by acclamation. Those who expect to
play politics will not be in it in the conven
tion. General Carr has won the place and
General Carr will be the man. His friends ot
course must continue active, and there will be
no opposition. For once the General will
know who his friends are without opening his
purse or announcing his candidacy. Friends
have charge of the entire proceedings.
The Bouquet.
At the Opera House Sunday afternoon, in
addressing the two thousand persons who
turned out ,to hear him, Sam Small took occa
sion to throw a bouquet to us gave us credit
for being sincere in our position concerning
the workings of prohibition in this state. The
reason Sam did this was perhaps because he
has always believed that what we did we did
regardless, and it perhaps pleased him to
know that we had seen the enforcement of the
law and were big enough to change our views.
But that kindly reference to us was not be
cause we happened to be in the audience; not
because we had advertised the fact that Sam
was coming. In the Brunswick, Georgia,
Daily Journal, in 1905, this was Sam Small's
leading editorial:
"Up in Greensboro, in the Tar Heel State,
is published bi-monthly one of the most or
iginal and interesting periodicals in America.
It is called 'Everything' and was founded by
Col. Al Fairbrother in Atlanta, but subse
quently transferred to Greensboro for suffici
ent business reasons.
Col. Fairbrother is a man of rare character.
Woven by the hand of the Creator into every
fibre of his nature, physical, mental, and spir
itual, is an instinctive principle of righteous
ness. While he has been always a newspaper
man, a Buddhist of the profession and a Bo
hemian of the propaganda of the press, he has
acquired a knowledge of human nature, of
laws written and unwritten, of customs and
arts of life, that is keener and more precise
than that of any other living man who writes
for the press today.
"In 'Everything' everything is original
Fairbrotherisms. Every paragraph you read
convinces you of the fearlessness, the fairness,
and the philosophy of this remarkable man.
He hates lies, shams, fakes, and f rocked hypo
crisies of every living shape. Everybody
ought to read 'Everything.' It is tonic, brain
straightening and f aith-fortifying !"
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Goes To Spain.
Teddy is going to sail for Spain where his
son Kermitt is to be married. After his re
turn it is stated with some degree of author
ity that he will go exclusively into politics.
His' friends Pinchot and Perkins are on the
job in his absence, and -we may aU expect to
hear of something doing. - ' ' , .
An Excaped Convict Springs A
Surprise.
;il l!cii'kr-on last
1 chapter of Realism
line. I m court
strangrr than
the fiction we
And Some Want Right
To Drink Booze.
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Wee
wa- iup
thai va
much of
read. Seeral stores had
been entered and articles
stoieii. and a man found
with good re-emlling the
stolen ones was arrested. He had been sell
ing the articles stolen for any old price, and
as the case. progressed he saw the chance to
escape oimiction was impossible.
So the pri-oner arose, addressed the court.
Used all kinds of profanity and explained to
the surprised listeners that he- was Leon
Meadows, an escaped convict from the state
farm of Roanoke river, and insisted that the
authorities of the State penitentiary be noti
fied as he was willing to give himself up. He
denied that the court had any jurisdiction in
his case, and insisted on it by a liberal use of
profanity. '1'he prison authorities confirmed
his story and he is again back to the pen
having served twenty years of a twenty-five
year's sentence for murder.
Suppose he had served his full time, the few
remaining years? When he walked out he
would have been financially in the same con
dition and morally the same. And being free
what would he have done? Gone to Hnder
son, perhaps, as he did do, and started to steal
anything in sight. Money, money, money.
That is what it takes to get through and the
man without it, and having a convict'; name,
isn't going to stand long on the manner in
which he secures it.
But suppose again : Suppose all these years
Meadows had been saving something of the
wages he has actually and honestly earn
ed. Suppose that each year he could figure
on how much money he would have and what
he would do with it don't you know he
wouldn't have tried to secure his liberty, but
would have waited, and when he walked out
he would have had a definite purpose in life
he would carry hope in his heart, and he
wouldn't feel so sore against Society.
Or, suppose again, suppose each year he
had been contributing to those he left behind
when he entered his life of shame they
would have been there to receive him ; to help
him ; to give him position and stability.
Anyway you want to look at it the state has
no right to coin his life blood into dollars and
keep them all. And if reform is the object of
penitentiaries give a man a decent wage;
take out enough to pay what he -costs the
state, and let the balance that he honestly and
so dearly earns go to his credit and his salva
tion. -O
The Best.
Winston has this week been entertianing
the state Elks. The Elks grow with the
years and no other benevolent order can do
the finishing touches in the line of charity like
the Elks. They never do things on stilts.
They never use a megaphone to proclaim
their charities. Silently they do their work,
and somehow it is always done in just the
right, way. In North Carolina many of the
lodges own their own homes, and they are
beautiful. They make the holiday season glad
among the poor. When deserving charity
calls at any season they are there at midnight
or before breakfast. The Elks lodge is a won
derful lodge, and we are glad to know it grows
in strength and usefulness as the passing
vears go bv.
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Forsyth For Stedman.
After all the blustering talk; after all the
war rumors; after all the weird things we
heard to the contrary Forsyth county instruct
ed for Stedman and the convention was as
smooth as a graphite covered board.
Stedman will walk the chalk of any republi
can oponent, and the two or three editors who
failed to get a post-office and who are still
abusing the Major are said to be doiner him
good. The republicans who will vote for thei I
Major will more than off-set the disappointed.
ofhce-scektng democrats who will not vote
for him.
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The Bond Issue.
The fact that the City Commissioners are
going ahead to pave Davie street is good
news, regardless of the bond issue. The hun
dred thousand dollar bond issue may not car
ry, but if the Commissioners can pave two ori
three streets without bonds run the credit of
the city, it will be worth while. Get Davie out
of the way and then about two more and we :
can maybe show the objectors why we should
have more. ' r
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That "Hammer affidavit" should be sent
to the Hague. ,
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E KEAD with consid
erable interest the news
to the effect that a doz
en or so citizens of Ral
eigh had signed a peti
tion declaring that nation-wide
prohibition
would deprive them of
the rigtit and oppor
tunity to gucrn our own appetites and to de
termine our own personal customs and hab
its" and filed it with Representative Pou ask
ing that the Hobson constitutional amend
ment be deefated. Just what effect this will
have on the strong wave for national prohibi
tion now sweeping over the world we do not
know, but doubtless its effect will be felt.
Wonder why those gentlemen do not petition
asking for the repeal of the state law already
in force by forty thousand, which says men
can no longer have the right to govern their
appetites in this State? Wonder why they do
not object to the law that says men cannot
buy at will cocaine and morphine and other
drugs which become purely a matter of ap
petite as much, at least, as the drug called'
alcohol? Wonder why they do not petition
to. have laws made to turn everything loose
and let men debauch themselves in any way
that might suggest itself? Wonder why they
do not insist on other things than the mere
defeat of the Hobson amendment which will
be passed, and which will be adopted by
enough states in the union to change the Con
stitution of the United States?
The day has gone when men may plead for
poison under the pretext of personal liberty.
The day has gone when sober men are going
to allow millions of good citizens to waste
their time and talents in drinking booze. The
day has gone when it is a sentimental ques
tion. It is a day when men must be efficient
in the commercial world. It is a day when
we realize that we are our brother's keeper,
and those of us who see him in danger must
assist him. The day has come when Science
has revealed to us as a fact that whiskey is
most injurious, and that it is not necessary
for life, .liberty or the pursuit of happiness.
The Raleigh peiuiuii is unique. It is worth
recording but what it says doesn't amount
to a hill of beans in a drought. The legisla
ture to be elected in November will prohibit
shipping whiskey into this state, and eventual
ly, after all the years, those who doubted will
be able to see v r.oinbition: prohibits in
every particular. The Raleigh petition should
be preserved. It will be a curiosity in ten
A New Deal And A Good One.
Catawba County comes to the front along
lines commented on by us last week. She is
going to do away with the office of county
treasurer. She is going to let some bank col
lect the taxes. This saves the county the sal
ary. The bank cheerfully undertakes the task
for the money it can make out of it.
Why not elect our commissioners and let
them employ the other officers? .We do not
elect janitors. We do not elect policemen.
Why elect county officers and pay them big
salaries? Just hire competent men and the
tax would not only save money but the etern
al game of county politics, the engendering
of bitter feelings, the great hurrah ever on
would cease.
We arc glad Catawba county is going to try
out this plan.
It will work, ind pretty soon the tax payer
will wonder why he stood for the other way
so many years. .
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Bradham Honored.
Captain C D. Bradham, of New Bern, Com
mander of the North Carolina Naval Militia
has just been named by Secretary Daniels as
a member of the Naval Advisory Board. This
is no little honor, and Captain Bradham is to
be congratulated. , .
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Going Somel. ' : -,
An air ship in Berlin belonging to the navy
made the remarkable record of ninety-three
miles an hour. That shows what will finally
happen.' An air ship going ninety-three miles
an hour dropping explosives below on an
army of men or on a fleet of gunboats would J
soon end a war, Truly the air ship will be
come the dove of peace. , '
A Grt Man Gone. - '
Senator Bradleyof( Kentucky, one of ; the
leading lights for many years died last Satur
day.'" He had been senator and' governor and
started as a page in the legislature. .