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PAGE TWO I SI"' BULL MOOS Will Show Up Chicago Meet. At ND SO the Bull Moosers -2A are going to go to Chicago iCV and be ready . to nominate fii their (beloved Chief the man who betrayed Taft and lost the presidency to the party three years ago. They are going to go to Chicago, it is said, with the understanding that if. Teddy, or a man of his "choice is not nominated, they will nominate him. This is the Big - Stick: ' ; . :' The presidential train will start from Greensboro carrying the pa triots and Zeb Vance Walser will be the chief. We are glad of this. fSISTS ON AN INVESTIGATION. Dr. Cook Will Some Day Come -Into His Own. -j MANY ; people are in-dined to laugh when you mention the name of Dr. Frederick A. Cook, the great explorer. Cook is a man who all his life has been in the ex ploring busi ness - having gone to the far North many times twice with Peary and once alone. He w as with Shackelton in the ant-Artic expedition and Shackelton said that had it not been for the resourceful- It ness of Cook the expedition would will help the boys who still have it "Ze in in their system. And m the election Qf Ms o6ka says gravely that if any in November, if Teddy is nominated man ever reaches the Pole it will be they can all attend the political fun- Cook, and gives him the highest eral and feel they have done their praise. In many other exploring , x ., . ,,,, schemes Cook has made good, and uesi iufcme uCau uu,tt. . the reason he is laughed at is be Roosevelt will be swatted by tne the Peary crawd, the so-called riorman.es. And" the man who has impripan OfioeraDhic Society, to (i,. nmn tMa in this coun-1 which anv man may belong, white OCd-L 111 V V-A V -w I - , j try knows what that means. Roose- or coiorea, lenereu or umCllc , iry Knows wuai uwi paying a fee of two dollars, said n- -r-sii -kq cwattod hv thousands 'Of I z v J . j velt will be swatted by thousands of lovers of Peace. Roosevelt will be swatted 'by tens of thousands of self- respecting gentlemen who followed Tfl ft Tn other words Wilson will be elected, hands down. Peary discovered the Pole and Cook didn't But Cook is still determined. Last week the Committee on Education refused to hear him although the maioritv was in favor of it. Hughes the chairman, turned it dawn, after And this is oerhans the way to Sneaker Clark had referred &mun b forever take the conceit out of resolution to the Committee on Edu- Roosevelt. He talks about heroic cation. business and all sorts of foolish things but he never can come again. The people have his number and he will hear hurled back to him his expression to with the hyphen, rhaneed to with Roosevelt. Mil- Reminiscent. WHO'S WHO In Dogdom. A telegram from Fnnceton, m- of only a few months. All people live either In tbe past or the future. It la what yon did yesterday or what yon will do tomorrow. Never wbat yon are doing now. This department Is conducted lim ply to take care of those pleasant thing that happened as we walked along the road that -Is now grass grown and Indis tinct the road over which we will never walk again. In this Department the Old Man writes passing fancies maybe recalling happen. Ings of forty years ago maybe semethtag diana giveg this rather unfavorable mention of who is who In the Hoosier state: - "Religion can't do a dog any good; we don't want dogs here declared Evangelist George Rose as he seized a cur by the neckvcarried It to a door of the big laoernavie and tossed it outside while the meet ing was at its height. In explanation Rose said that not long ago during one of their meet ly ,ro o iinir etr'niioH down one asile When I look over the North fhe tabernacle and down another Carolina papers of today and com- iq1a nme annthpr dog. They met pare them with -what was happening in front of the platform just as the down here in the Pine Woods twen- Rev. Mr. Bulgin was in we tv-five years aeo it is hard to real- his WVeM. and right there a dag ty-five years ago it is bard to real fiffM took place that broke up that ize what the people stood for In nignt's meeting. The Rev. Mr. Rose those days. But they stood for sal(i he was taking no further em, and the "'boys' who made the chances with dogs, and asked that i oil attpndine the services bring their papers men, musi ui mem m giuijri" " - . , . Vi Q?r . . . - . . hnihies and hvmnals and leave their nnw nan mnrfl mniien.e ann enter-i -"' - tained as pleasantly, their audience Have Improved. dogs at home. as those who make papers today. I recall that when I was running the immortal Durham Daily Globe, ( Deace to its ashes) we had but THE SUNDAY PREACHER. (For Everything.) The Preacher was up in tne Pn'Pltt ... ai.ai. iria there. three compositors and a foreman The palJ soloist with ease did sit, sex up a iew columns oi eigut pumi. type any old thing, and let it go at that and yet the Globe was eag erly sought and eagerly read. We charged fifty cents a month for it raised the price from 35 to fifty and people stood for it and we wrote what we felt like writing. I recall that we used to have . some long rainy seasons. We had no special reporters and when it rained all day we would sit in the office and write what ever happened to come into our mind and never venture out. Might There sits the rich man in his pew, telephone police court or some one! Whose locks are sliver gray, or two people and that was the dope to nis denomination iw, r .1. j T - A .1 c f" iuiN iuc uay. i huuiu an lug uui x whole column of personals, reading like this: 11? iil II" And everything looked fair. And now the organ peals forth loud, Its music rich and grand. The anthem's sung, not by the crowd, By those about the staud. And now the Treacher fits his glasses, With air gives out the song. Which is chimed in, by the masses, Who sing both loud and strong. And so the service, it contiunes. The Trencher takes his text; There's little said of sins at home. The Devil Is not vest. PENNY BROS. & THOMAS BROS. "Colonel Albright, our efficient The scarlet woman Is made to smile, Because of the Sunday Treacher, She knows that money will beguile And give them a false teacher. postmaster, went to dinner today at Tlip money-lender he does please. The landlord hard on rent. 12 o'clock and returned to his duties at one P. M. The Colonel reports I The slanderer sits in perfect ease, the mail tmsiness active." Anu none oi mem repeui. I The shyster sits In perfect ease I N Itli head both bald and bare; and give nim a personal, l figured Bald from study of lyius pleas. 1 -ae ,-ct aa Imnnrhnt tn -nrint the 'r arry n's I,olnts Unfair. news that a man went to dinner as I The lying trickster is not stung. Nor exposed to public gaze, His merits, if any, are loudly sung. In words of meed and praise. The quack, he too, is in Juis place. On this bright .Sabbath morning. He wears a broad smile on his face. Because be gets uo warning. Of what will be his doom some day. When from each point and quarter. down, mount them, and illustrate a T,m ,rT w,n rise from ""s who pay matter will go to the floor of the House and when it does Something will be doing that should ions- aeo have been done. Cook is not to be cheated out of his prize. If; Peary ever reached the Pole the evi- Hcna ia crmcmsive tnat L.00K lions think that way and tney arei . .. hp reached it just eager to swat him the last swat. twelve months before Peary Hughes may be chosen, ine ei- reached it- This is absolutely prov- fort is to make Mm run. it is saia But Peary put up his bluff; by that Taft is getting very busy, it wireless caiied Cook a liar before he Taft puts it up to Hughes-Taft ap- kne what Cook na(i claimed. It pointed him, and shows him why he , rvjeen s0 far a repetition of the must' run to -put it over Teddy tne shameless and disgraceful Schely- rhances are that Hughes will vinder- The honor be take the task. Hughes can be elect- longs"to Cook because he was first ed. And then Teddy will be through. iMn . . tll- Tnnf The croof Four years of Hughes and then an- . been printed in the paralleled it was that he went to Raleigh, 28 other term and Teddy will nave coiumns Qf the New York Herald, miles away, in the morning, and been gathered to his fathers or so wnen it was shown that the diaries returned that afternoon. near it, he can't play any longer. Q h twQ men were strikingly alike When Q e as positively noth. We would like to see him nomm- h that all scientific men . Nnen ere v,as posiuveiy noin ated. We would like to see the vot- sJxe reached it the other must S to write I would take some old ers pulverize him, as they surely certainiy have been there. Cook stock cuts from the pewter plates, will. There wouldn't be a grease ttin,, there ahead of Peary by a have Charley Whitaker cut them spot left to tell the story, it wouia a eives the claim to Cook. down, mount them, and illustrate a oe aimosi crueny iu ttmmaia , Smith, Congressman nom wew special siory on a comet that was way the outraged American ' people York, is l)ack of Cook and so are a supposed to have struck the earth, would go to it. - great many other Congressmen. And It would be a whole, front page with And the pie brigade of North Car- wnen the question gets before Con- glaring headlines and people would olina deserves something like this gress an(j the facts are disclosed as read it and stand for it and the cir- to bring them into camp. Taft was tQ hQW the Committee's chairman culation grew all the time. But in betrayed by Roosevelt. And in turn has treated Cook there will doubt- these days of type-setting machines Roosevelt will be punished. The iess he a great wave of indignation when you must have a great many stars read it. The people are say- sweep over the country from the columns, when there are things hap- ing it and if he feels so important minds 0f-fairminded men who want pening that must be recorded, I V -v ml A-n rji mil n -rCk rt IDT h 1 TY1 Wfl I K . t a L. 1 A .1 J. 1 i t I Al uC Viou uu.u Uv .v. - to sefi a SqUare aeai given loiue wouuer wiiaiwouia oecome or tne And save them from the consequence. Luiuugu uivu 0.-u0".v. r I intrepid cook. uiau wuu wuum iry 10 run a paper I or tncir lost condition. into his grave. Tnat is tne way to Just when this matter will get be- like some of them ran thirty years silenee him. Nominate Roosevelt fore Congress, we are not informed, ago. auu iue rawiffuiw, yii0uu iu w The Education Committee settled it However it is all evolution. We again, to its content, last Thursday, 1 wonder how we could get along but happily there are men in Con-J without the telephone; .without the gress who will unaertaKe io see auiomaDiie out we could, for we that Cook is heard. All he wants is did, and we lived and were happy. Virginia 1 10 settle the question as to whether! It would be hard sledding now he. or Peary or any other man ever were the linotype to disappear and reached the Pole. If Cook is a newspapers were forced to go back fakir why don't Peary's friends let to hand composition. Instead of him be heard? It would, certainly eight, ten and twelve page daily edi put Cook in a hole. They dare not tions they would be four pages let Cook show the world the true and skimpy, at that. facts. Cook discovered the Pole if Some folks claim that the big Peary did and as Cook was first bulky sheets are not read, and I there he was in fact the real discov- uess it is true. The daily paper Few of the Old School are lis not read like people think. I left. We don't hear much these take two daily papers here in days about letting justice be done Phoenix and I glance at the head though the heavens fall.. The scheme lines and throw them aside. Hun- now-a-days is to "put it over" but dreds of "people do that here, more friends of Cook propose to see that than in some other places because it is not done. Cook will eventual- there are so many transients here. ly be vindicated. The World's Original Twin Auctioneering Force having sold thousands of dollars worth of land for people throughout the United States are naturally in a position to know who has the ready cash to buy with, and can turn your land into money quick. We create a demand for land of every descrip tion, and do it now. Let us hear from you. merican My I Auction Co. E HOME OFFICE, GREENSBORO, N. C. U. S. A. 5T1 E one. two anssioxs gone. Historic Iiand Marks' In Destroyed By Fire. "Roswell," in Glouster county, Virginia, was destroyed by fire last week. It was in this mansion that Thomas Jefferson is said to have written his Declaration of Independ ence. The Colonial Mansion on the Long Meadows farm was also de-1 erer. stroyed. These homes were consid erably over a hundred years old and their destruction is regretted. - ; - '. Britt Endorsed. Him pold for bottled water. The tricky merchant, short on measure. Has borrowed a saintly look. The Preacher knows he's flll'd his treasure. By playing the wily crook. And while he knows and knows it well He should condemn such acts. He falls In thunder tone to tell The sruilty ones the facts. Which might ronse n sleeping conscience. Ana irive to tnneart conviction. Oh. Treacher! Man! how can you stand Before your congregation And fall to warn those of your band. Of-their wretched sltnatiii;? Xow the sermon comes to Its close. And now they sHnd anil sing. None have thought of Christ who rose. Their Redeemer and Jhelr King. And now we henr the benediction. Which is the best of all. It speaks of Christ whose Crucifixion Raised Man from Adam's Fall. Xow all file out. at least one-half No better, let's hope no worse: Tbe Peril has surely had a laugh. Such sermons nr n curse. WALTER R. JOnNSOX. Ahoskle. X. C. 1 OPIUM, MORPHINE and all DRUG HABITS, ALCOHOLISM Yield to my treatment. Hundred urcesafolly treated. AlcoholUm $100, Hat. Drogs $15. flat. K very thin Included. WRITE TODAY. William PrlTate Sanatorium B. B. Wlllam.. M. I). Greensboro. N. C. Have You Any Land For Sale? Congressman Britf for whom it was predicted hard sledding in his own party has been endorsed and the hatchet buried. Richmond Pear son was sidetracked and the Tenth district is now reconciled. Britt will doubtless be re-elected. He has The Medical Journalsr There is a big libel suit on in Chicago where the manufacturers But that circulation, handed out to people who never read the insides. because they have no interest except in the front page, is the basis on which the advertiser pays his bills. But the' papers are growing all over the country. If the government would take down its so-called sub- WHT WK FEAR. We. fear that Walter Johnson, of Ahoskie. in this state With a holly full of fruit cake had gone to rcn finite late And his lawver's god. More Fee T's. had eot tho wires cross'd And so his sleep was broken ns he moan ed and groaned and tossed. And In that shadowy dreamland the Devil cnrn to tifni And pointed out the things he saw which to him looked so grim: We Subdivide Land into Town r.ns Iatm Farms into Small In iTkI nmr tn church nor d Sell at Auction. W'e do heard the p:iron screrm I xrnws , . ,irJ j Tw- 'niit "nfco in the bellv. and in the vigorous up-to-date advertising nu Drain n nream: u-ith our force or Aucuonews. nx- , l s-nnri At cm ( ttl best The thing-. In dreims. he thought he TBrusers "m in we auuui, vtv " - - be chosen to represent the district. Bravvley Says Stedman. snw. n'er had material form of Wine of Cardui ask damages from a msdirAl Irmrnal he(flUSA it stated I bi'v riv tVif nnnpr a Mmt fipld to inaue a urei, Class congressman -a., ' .v mAii.iT.o nrlnt. na manv as It wants to nrint: has been free and clear and clean on . . .. . . . Lr cnnnoh nnctaca in nnv ib T(w tmit Mt.i. ti..-Mir vl Mt hni on Irk. We sell all subjects. No better man could We know nothing ot tne virtue or t t'CItHrt hv a storm- - K: c7 if Vou want to con- listrict. the particular product in question, lm;)lfiT1(r eivt, nwav their lnside For the veraPr "Sunday Preacher" with "VI",, nrnnPrtv into cash and in- - , . I o . " I " w" i'l ou in ini but we do know that doctors ana secrets or swear to a lie as to own- May bead otr mnnr a sinner who Is on rncdical iniirnals often make asser- prshin. ';: thv would be on a still 1 tn roa(i t( nell ! . . I -I x a n r T A e iirn ino omiherniinr Tintpnr mpmcines oeiier oasis. i vauuui iui me me i -p.,A.. t ,. . . . Lawyer Brawley, of Durham, has n"rVru a In all the text of me see how a postmaster general sher, taU it' in ' "yporruw' been in Washington, and in an inter- DOOvs there is eiven the doctor the can talk of a deficit and allow pa- And tricky merchants hear the Word and . ' . . .... I . .. . - I 1SV fha Cotnrv TPvantncr I s theVrc deep in sin view says aieaman win nave no op- name oi meaicines io presmue iu. wio .. The day win come in Ood's good time position for nomination. That is the certain cases. The fact remains that -osx to ve -carriea arouna Dy me i th m see the light way it should be. The Major may ha man of intelligence can compouna irtiu iuu a iu03 tu 5u,e.u- ;'nlr una have something of a fieht on hand a remedy that will do much good for ment, when a poor man who signs a understand xxhats right. at the ballot box but he will be certain ailments, because a aocior iiuie iu uu u.uur, Ann we hop, thnt Walter Johnson. nominated, and we hone, elected. ' doesn't prescribe tne medicine is no s amp it a mat muav A Store Policy That Means Money To You A Furniture Store that marks prices plainly and sells for cash. - By this method we have no collectors, no book-keepers, no germ laden second hand furniture and no lost accounts for those who pay their bills to make good. Our prices are from one fourth to one half less than you can get by the credit system. Don't take our word for it but come and see if our state ment is true. MORRISON -NEESE FURNITURE COMPANY 130 West Market St. Greensboro, X. C. The only one price cash furniture store in Guilford county.- vm-t. tout oroperty into cash terest bearing notes, write or wire us. Southern Realty & Auction Go. E. M. ANDREWS, Manager. Greensboro, N. C. of AnosKie. in thin stntP evidence that the patent medicine is d'rect assessment on that poor devil. Ln"1"" .h,s friI,t onke 1 not not all right. Often patent medicines The while the multimillionaire pub- And iV he dreams Vt angels com rnnnA his bed to sny : uin Ai-n. you've got an nwfnl grouch- There are I ncity wnicn uncie sam gives as a It Is Wasn't Tn are nut ud under two names one! nsners are -poasung oi cnargmg sev The state was talking last week - w whlc m veV Zs t tnat victor wyant naa turown lis .. vlinHr0(, ..i,ni,Bpi,nW rpmodw charity to these rich men hat in the ring and would run for that have been and always will be shameful to the last degree Attorney General. But Victor de-1 eood. The 'doctor hasn't a monopoly vvny. i wonaer, doesn t some Dig, nied the rumor as auicklv as oossi- on drues. And he shouldn't have, bold congressman or senator taKe ble. Durham folk want Victor to go I Doc Brady insists that you see back to the Senate, and will be to accommodate you'd better lPnrn to pray!" Hotel Man Dies. NOTICE. The United States of America. In the District Court of the V nited States For the Western District of rsortn Corolina. . In the matter of T. II. Skeen, Bankrupt. In Bankruptcy. To the creditors f T. H. Skeen. of Biscoe, in the county of Montgomery, and Dl trlct aforesaid, bankrupt. vti, la hirbT irlven that on -the fltn .t t rnr..h inift. th said T. H. Skeen ndlndlcnted a DanKrupi uu 1 , - , ... ' I win oe neui 1.1- i , x a i x I ij I no hno I i t . . . . M j". a. on me masuuB ana iei lae coumry ot nnown noiei men in thp Wilde in aroy. is. if he does it doctor if you have an ingrowing toe demand that the rich publishers pay state diedvat his home Wednesday ftS'thrSaiditow?'.? 3 his neigh- nail, but you needn't do it every at least the cost of their business of last week. All the traveling men Ith' r appoint a trustee, examine n-na (in iv nnindicaieu a J. T. Walton, of Morganton. one tm a 'UrH on the Ctn day oi M. at which Dors. Just now Mr. Bryant has a I time. If you don't want to see a right to look for something bigger doctor come down and see us and than Attorney General. WTell Think Of It. Ana so unariey Webb is now a newspaper man as' well as United States 'Marshal. He is also a lawyer, and we hope he will have a lot of fun with his newly acquired news' paper. But he will learn as he goes along that the newspaper business isn't child's play by full. : we'll fix your toe nail or tell you how, and we haven't a license to practice medicine and we don't want one for the toe nail job. ; now performed by Uncle Sam prac tically free. And I suppose I will keep on wondering. o- The Experts. such other come before t:. 5- .0 Properly t "i "ia uuuiiueiy taKing said meetinfr. , j. ui uvnr a nunrroi rr i Th a ioph w'x i'iih a Referee in Bankruptcy 4-l-2t. tury he had extended the glad hand io guests. THE BROKEN FIVE DOLLARBILL Slips tlirough your fingers as though the fragments were greased. You "break" a. five lollar bill and with the change in your pocket it gets away from you QUICK. With a Bank Account you write checks for what you spend; we do your book-keeping for you, and with no money to throw away you don't throw it away. THE GREENSBORO NATIONAL BANK Asks you to open an account 'and see how it will save you money. Nell Ellington, President; R. R. King, Vice President; Cashier. Member Federal Reserre Bank. Fifth District. Corner Sooth Elm and East Washington Streets. H. Alderman, 33 Mace Arrested. And now tomes Buffalo Bill - the great North American scout and says the army can't catch Villa. Of in February Charles Mace was course Bill knows. He has been In accused of having killed his wife at the show business a long time and Killed His Father-In-Iaw. Morganton, and made nis escape. Last week he was captured at Lin- a auart jug I offered for his arrest. Mace stated he had been walking at nights and hiding in the day time. He broke down and went after being placed in Arthur waite, a New York den- jail. He perhaps knows about the tist, and celebrated as the champion I murder tennis player, has been arrested charged with killing his father-in- m Y 1 IT . TIaaIt . n law, Juuu jTciv, a. millionaire Tnm Trails a. eolnred man of TW. his exploits on the western plains were about as spectacular as his brief term as a member of the Ne braska legislature. - Bill always looked well on paper. Say, Alike. Negro Captured. Suppose a republican Governor had set himself up to encourage Mob Law by his official act? Wouldn't there have been a howl down this line? Sure, Mike, there would have been. against himirvery strong and ttS m, has confessed that he attempt young fool will perhaps go to the ed an assault on a young" white girl chair unless he gets a change of named Daisy Webster, 14 years of venue and comes to North Carolina age. He made his escape but was where the Governor cannot contem-1 captured plate seeing a lady dragged down unless Sam .Christy shows him how Ralgv; SKJct jS? the corridors. . . io escape it. J 1st. - ) . Ramsey Resigns. Special Inducements to Shop Here During Trade Week. Our buyers made a special trip to New York last week to secure new merchandise for this event. Wagon after wagon of express is coming in. The receiving room is piled high with packages we are working night and day to get these new things ready for Saturday, the first day of the Big Trde Week. It will be particularly gratifying to choose when all styles are new" when lines are all complete; and while the best of every thing is here to be seected. v i-HJ'l .!, ,L'! The Keeley Institute Of North Carolina With more than a quarter of a century of successful ex perience, this institution stands pre-eminent It brings ripe study, modern facilities, scientific treatment and personal attention in its treatment of Whiskey, Morphine and Other Drug Addictions. The Tobacco Habit and Neurasthenia . Situated in the wonderful Piedmont Section, its climatic conditions are unsurpassed. Modern buildings, with delightful rooms, in spacious private grounds. No restraint. No humiliation. No pain or sickness dur ing treatment. Home conveniences in a pleasant atmos phere of home comforts. Delightful cuisine. Correspondence confidential. C D. Cunningham, Mgr., Greensboro, N. C J. Might: Ptoilng that plumbs. Experience and kr.3!:1ge. Gos&oro, N. c
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