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SUNDAV, MAY 9, 1943
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GAVE KAE A RAISE AND fi
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THAT'S WHV I COULDN'
COME "TO THE PhoSe
WHEN >OU CALLED - -
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TO OWN THIS OOINIT
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WONDERFUL.
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«A HAPPY
OH-O-I- SOMEONE
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WELL" I'M AN ATTORNEY
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thousand
dollars- ,
I'M SORRV-MISS ROSlE-BUT
.YOUR RATIONED SUGAR BUN
CAN'T COME TO THE 'PHONE -
HE JUST PASSED OUT AGAIN
Bringing Up Father
U.SIMnol^
i have to laugh H
I'M THIUKIklG OF
TH' CW/S BEFORE
MXJR TIME WHEN
WE LIVED IKI TH'
GOOD OLD ,
NEIGHBOR WOOO/
J^lpAY MAGGIE'S GRAKID-paTVjpd
OH The FUR RUG SURE
DID EMBASRass HER
MAGGIE'S FATHER SPENT
ALL HIS TIME ( ANT THAT IS
ALL HE 5PEWT ) SITTIN' IN
TH* KITCHEN-WAITING AND
LOOKING OUT TH' WINDOW
5?^L52^EOlslE WITH A DIME
TO GO BV-HE WOULD FURNISH
to —JTbT"E PAIL —
AW' TW DAV MARV-ELLEN
SAT DOWN IN TH' HAMMOCK
yg? BEAU -TERREUCE
LAWDED OVER IN CASEV'S
^.CHICKEN COOP.'/ .
n>^w iwukjUAUT TH' SAc(nIACKS .SISTERS
RE WHEN THEV SAW "DANDY MAHAHAN
, VW COMIWG OUT OF SOL.
DOOM'S SALOON —
A*JO =VERy yeaR-IW TH*
AT the TOWN MEETONG
Jif last MEETIM' he got
NCRVOUS AND FAINTED
THEY GAVE HIM A DRINK
OF WATER -AMD THEN HI
PASSED OUT COMPLETELY
J?JL
W.
AMD THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL
WOULD TELL AUNT GUNDA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT WAS TO KEEP
WILLIE IN SCHOOL- THEY HAD THE
SAME TROUBLE YEARS LATER- -
KEEPING HIM INI JAIL
AN* LITTLE BERNICE
TOOK LESSONS ON
THE PIANO--THEN
JHE INSTALLMENT
MAN TOOK
THE PIANO
THEY DIDM'T KNOW
HE WAS) TRYING TO
GIT THEIR FATHER
OUT OF TH' PLACP -
AN' MAGGIES BROTHER
LADPIE-GAVE UP WORK
BECAUSE HIS HEARING
WAS BAD-HE FOUND
OUT HE WUZ WORKIN'
OYER-TIME-BECAUSE
HE COULDN'T HEAR
THE WHISTLE
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