As an Advertising Medium The Gold Lear stands at th head of fn-wspapers in thisaection of the famous BRIGHT TOBACCO DISTRICT The most wide-awake and successful business Dien :jk i,u f7 tiil.fdcidvertiMiuKcolumns T if SENSIBLE BUSINESS MEN n . a. J I SI L' DOC CODUUUe IUBKUU IP x ooa money wuere no appreciable retnrus are seen. i o iu columns with the highest Ttiat is Proof that it pays Them S&ti&sUci ud Profit to Ttoselies.? THAD R.miKG, Publisher. cs OA.noiL.iisr a., Carolina, Seaveist's Blesshtos Attend Her." ISUKQLIPTIOI Sl.fiC Cub. VOL. XX. H END ERSON, N. C., THURSDAY, APRIIi 18, 1901. NO. 19. t Vivertisiu Brings buccess. rhatitpayi-to advertise ii the GolpX r .-.i.- i j dlidwii hv itrt welt i me m Girl Is the typ" of the modern woman at her bealthi' r.t and best. She walks with an easv yr ;! -. She is a picture of perfect worn'.:!!;"! in the springtime of life. But generally the golf club is laid aside with marriage. A physical languor op presses the once athletic girl. Ex ercise makes her iback ache. She tires easily. Usually she accepts this con dition as a natural thing, but it is un natural. Marriage should add to wom an's happiness, rath er than subtract from it. If women understood how in timately the general health is related to the local health of the womanly organs. they would appreci ate the fact that there is no need to .suffer from weak ness and backache. The use of Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong, sick women well. It regulates the.per iods, heals inflam mation and ulcera tion, cures female weakness, and puts the body in a condition of sound health. Mrs. H. A. Alsbrook. of Austin, Lonoke Co., Ark., writes: "After five months of great suf fering with female weakness I write for the benefit of other sufferers from the lame afflic tion. I doctored with our family physician with out any good results, so my husband urjred me to try Dr. Pierce's medicines which I did, with wonderful results. I am completely cured. I took four bottles of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre scription, four of his 'Golden Medical Discov ery ' and two vials of his Pleasant Pellets.' " Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con stipation and its consequences. "DAVE'S PLACE," (Opposite 8. A. L. Station.) European Hotel, Restaurant and Lunch Counter. Meal-t Served at all Hours Day cr Niht Furnished Rooms. Comfortable Beds. Everything strictly Orst-Class. An orderly, well kept place. -SALOON Equal to anv in tho State, stocked with nothing but the very Best and Purest gmtd-. money can luy. ThW being the grip eaon we. have all kirjils' f ingredients for relieving same. FINE CIGARS AND TOBACCOS. POOL ROOMS IN CONNECTION. HENRY T. POWELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Offiice in Young & Tucker building. G. A. Coggeshall, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, HENDERSON, N. C. OltU-e in Cooper Opera House Building. taTPhone No. 70. H. H. BASS, Physician and Surgeon, HENDERSON, N. C. taroffice over Dorsey's Drug Store. J-JIt. F. S. HARRIS, DENTIST, HENDERSON, N. C EaCOfflee over Street. S.G Davis' store. Main lan.l-a. Henry Perry, Insurance.- A strong;iiueo( iwth Life and Fire Com panic represented. Policies issued and risks placed to oest advantage. Office in Court House. Notice To Tie Insurable Milt ATTENTION, AGENTS! Mr. John C Drewrv. General Agent for North Carolina and Viiginia, of that well known and popular Company, THE MUTUAL BENEFIT LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, OF NEWARK. N. J., l)ires to announce to its laigf number ot Policy Holders, and to the Insurable 1'iihii." generally, of North Carolina that tliU Company will now Its sunt: BUSI- f ss in this State, and from this, date will i:-u its splendid and desirable policies, to all de-iriiitf the Very Bet Insurance in the Best Life Insurance Company in the world. If the local aeeut in your town hat not yet con-pleted arrangement, address directly, JOHN DREWRY, STATE AGENT. RALEIGH, N. C. Assets Paid Policy Holders.. t 72.978.922.21 182,509,189.05 Live, Reliable, Energetic Agents Wanted At Once to Work For The Old Mutual Benefit. NOTICE. T H AVE QUALIFIED IVTHESUPER . lor Court of Vance countv this dav as ad ministrator of the estate of the late Seth J. "ei km-, n of Dabney, and hereby notify all persons having claims against -aid estate to present them to me within one year from tins date or this notice will be pleaded in to Lm eV ,.ec,,vei '' AU Persons indebted Srttfte,S?e"?. l mke T. Hicks, Attorney. BUFFALO EXPOSITION. AN UNDERTAKING OF GREAT MAGNITUDE WHICH PROMISES SUCCESS. Exhibits to be Confined to Products of the Western Hemisphere, Includ ing British America, the States of North, South and Central America and the West Indies The Promo tion of Trade With These Countries one of the Chief Objects In View. (Baltimore Sun.) The Pan-American Exposition at Buffalo, which will be opened on May 1, is an undertaking of great magnitude, All indications point to the success of this commendable en terprise. Marylanders will be grati fied to know that their State will be represented at the Exposition in a manner befitting the occasion. Every effort will be made to present a worthy exhibit of the products of the State. While the Maryland buildinp will not be as pretentious as the edi fices of other States, it will bo a con venient and attractive rendezvous for the thousands of visitors from this State and from the South who will attend the Exposition. As Maryland is richly endowed with the choicest food products, the'-Maryland kitchen" at Buffalo ought to prove one of the most attractive features of the Expo sition. The exhibits at the Pan-American Exposition will be confined entirely to products of the Western Hemi sphere including British America, the states of North, South and Central America and the West Indies. About 16,000,000 was subscribed for the en terprise .xchifive of $3,000,000 for "Midway" features. One of the chief objects of the Exposition is the promo tion of tradu between the countries, states and islands of the Western Hemisphere. Although the Exposi tion managers were unable to obtain an appropriation from the Federal Government, there will be no ehange in the plan and scope of the Exposi tion. 1 he most notable days in the calendar of the Exposition will be the Opening Day, on May 1 ; "Dedica tion Day. on May 20, and "Presi dent's Day," on or about June 10. On each occasion the exercises will be of an exceptionally interesting character. As an illustration of American progress the Buffalo Exposition will have a distinct educative value. JNo phase of national development will be neglected. In addition to the ex hibits of the industrial and mechani cal arts there wil,l be a comprehensive collection of the works of American painters and sculptors. The works of all the various schools of painting will be shown. The Fine Arts Build- in":, though affording much more space than that allotted to the United States at the Paris Exposition last year, will be taxed to its utmost ca pacity. The architectural plan of the Exposition buildings has an ethical signihcance and represents the re suits of centuries of architectural en deavor. The salient features of the famous arrangement of palaces and grounds at Versailles are embodied in the Pan-American Exposition There is also a definite design in the grouping of the buildings, the visitor passing from those which typiry man's crudity, such as the mines and the horticultural building, to the Ethnology Building and Music Tem ple, and thence to the structures de voted to manufactures, liberal arts, transportation, agriculture and elec tricity, the whole group culminating in the grand electric tower. One of the unlaue features of the Exposition will be the Indian Con eress, which will also include an In dian museum with a fine collection of curios and relics, pre-historic and modern, gathered from all parts of North America. Nothing could be so appropriate at a Pan-American Exposition as an exhibit of Indians Forty-two tribes of red men will be reoresented. and the 500 or more Indians at the Exposition will illus trate every phase of Indian life. The inventive genius of the Ameri can people will be illustrated in many wits at Buffalo. The World's Fair at Chicaeo was an admirable portray ai 01 tne aoiuues 01 Aiuuncaua iu iuc . t 1 1 . a . t I. A mechanical arts. The years that have elapsed since then have been ... . . . . m 1 :il full 01 wonaeriui progress. .inis wn be especially noticeable m the part electricity will play in the Pan-Amer ican Exposition. Transmitted Niagara energy will be used on the Exposition grounds for light, heat and power purposes. The electric power will be generated at Niagara Falls and transmitted to Buffalo for distribu tion. At night the falls of Niagara will be illuminated bv an immense searchlight operated from the Cana dian side of the river. Niagara is ever beautiful, but the searchlight will doubtless introduce new and de lightfnl effects. Buffalo has arranged to accommo date all the visitors to the Exposition The city has a large number of per manent hotels, besides hundreds of boarding houses. In addition anum ber of apartment houses have been converted into hotels, and severa caravansaries have been erected near the Exposition grounds. Three thous and private dwelling houses with an average accommodation for sixteen persons each will be avails be for th entertainment of visitors. Alto p-ether it is estimated that Buffalo and its suburbs will be able to care for, at least, 200,000 persons. Caught a Dreadful Cold. Marion Kooke, mananger for T. M. Thompson, a large importer of fine millin ery at 1658 Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago, says: "During: the late severe weather I caught a dreadful cold which kept me awake at night and made me unfit to attend my work durine the dav. One of my milliners was taking Chamberlain's Cough Remedy tor a severe cold at that time, wnicn seemea to relieved her so quicklv 'that I bought some for mvself. It acted "like magic and I began to improve at fence. I am now entire- - o .7 . - . , J ly well and feel very pleased to acknowl edge its merits." For sale by Melville Doreey, druggist. A Gem. (Charlotte News.) On of the be-t Eater Doems. that we have seen, is the fallowing, bv that gifted North Carolin-an. Tneo. H. Hill, or Rl- eish, N. C , which appeared in the lUleigh sr osi: ROSE AND BUTTERFLY. An Easter Idjl. Ere we saw the Summer sun, n a shroud a worm bad spun, , like kernel of a nut. Lay in utter darkness shut. And the red Rose in the germ. Dormant through the wintry term; Dwelt from dav to dav as deeDlv hid As I, iii ray ohrysalid. Springtime resurrection brought. Far transcending human thought- Far surpassing mortal iitight Out of shadow, into light. Subtle forces in the gloom. Wrought our rescue from the tomb: Silent, vet potential, they Killed lor us the stone away- Broke the riwid ban Is of death: Breathed reviv.fying breath: Cave the Rose a frag' ant meet le penuine tne mercy seat And to me my golden wines, in wnose praise tne poet sings, When the queenliet of flowers WtMjs me tj ber musky bowers. Kisen, like our Lord, indeed ! iiorloiH change lor worm and seed ! Sown iu weakness, raised in power. Iv! the Butterfly ! the Flower ! DON'T WORRY. It is the Crape on the Door Announo ins a Funeral Which is Yet in the Future "Sufficient Unto the Day is the Evil Thereof," Saith Scripture. Among the good resolutions we should make and live up to is a a letermination not to worry. Some one has said of the habit of vvorrv- ng: This would be a compart ively hap py world if we did not suffer so much from things that never happen.. How our shoulders ache under the weight f burdens we are never called upon to bear ! How ojir hearts are wrunsr by griefs that never take shape !" If no more serious charges could be brought against it, worrying would head the list of follies. It costs us an untold amount of unnecessary mis ery. It takes away the strength we need for work. In all its record of accomplishment, it is impossible to point to a single good result it has brought about. Worry is the nail in the coffin of the man not yet dead; it is the crape on tne door, announcing the funeral, that should not take place , for years to come. Worry is the dyspepsia and indiges tion, brought on, not from over-eat- ng or eating too much rich food, but from thinking too much before about what we are going to have to eat, or whether we are going to have any thing at all to eat. It is the over coat put on as a protection against the expected cold wave that turns out to be a warm one; it is the umbrella raised to keep off the rain that turns out to be sunshine; it is the celestial telescope, which throws inverted images. Worry has never yet brought sun shine to any one, but has times with out number, caused the sun to pass behind a cloud, when there was not a cloud to be seen in the sky. It has exhausted the strength in the yester day, that is needed to push forward the work or today. "Sufficient unto the day is the evil tnereof.1' Let us borrow no trouble, for each day and hour will come laden with its proper amount vof sunshine and cloud. We have pointed to the absurdity of worrying and it is now In order for us to point the way out of it. lo get rid of tbe darkness in the room we should not think of dipping it out, as we would so much water; we would displace it with light. If we put worrying under the head of nonsense, it is easy to understand that it must be driven out by influx of sense. We cannot get rid of worry by an effort of the will not to worry, we must drive it out by seeing that it is absolutely foolish and injurious as well, to worry. Anything that would naturally happen, will come just the same, no matter how much we worry, and if we do worry, the thing will happen in our weakened state of mind. The Best Remedy for Rheumatism. QUICK BELIEF FROM PAIN. All who use Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism are delighted with llieauick relief from pain which it afiords. When speaking of this Mr. D. N. Sinks, of Troy, Ohio, savs: "Some time ago I had a severe attack of rheumatism in ray arm and shoulder. I trisd numerous remedies but irot no relief until I was recommended by Messrs. Geo. , Parsons & Co., druggists of this place, to try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. They recommended it so highly that I bought a bottle. I was soon relieved of all pain. I have since recommended this lini ment to many of my friends, who agree with me that it is the best remedy for mus cular rheumatism in the market." For sale by Melville Dorsey, druggist. A Stanley County Man Who Makes Organs. (Monroe Enquirer.) Mr. I. F. Osborne, the organ build er, of Stanley county, was in the city last Monday". He has built thirty two organs within the past four years. Mr. Osborne says- that his organ building was the outgrowth of a great desire to own an organ, and not being able to purchase one and having a mechanical turn of mind he set to work and built an organ. His first organ was a very crude affair, but it did what it was built for. It made music. Since then Mr. Osborne has had many orders for instruments. He makes a" good double-reed, eleven stop, solid oak-case organ and sells them for thirty-five dollars each. . . . trtmt Wr nWn organs say they are equal to the e . , ' ii organs of Northern make which sell for seventy-five dollars. j No, Willie Green; the fly leaf of a book would scarcely make a good kite. ROBERT EDWARD LEE. BISHOP DUDLEY'S GLOWING TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT SOLDIER. Speaks of Lee at the Hamilton Club Banquet in Chicago on Appomattox Day Patriot, Soldier, Christian Hero and Peerless Citizen in Defeat, "We Point the Hen ol the World to Him and Bid Them to Show us His Fellow." Chicago. April 9. Right Reverend Thomas U. Dudley, Bishop of Ken tucky, who is a native of Richmond, Va.t and who was rector of Christ's Church, Baltimore, in 1875, was one of the speakers at the Hamilton Club banquet here tonight, "Appomattox Day." The Bishop said in part: I count it a happy omen for our country, Mr. President and gentlemen of tiis Hamilton Club, that I am standing here tonight. You have bidden me, a Virginian, a Southerner, a Confederate soldier, to have part in your celebration of Appomattox Day, that I may voice the feelings of South ern men about the peerless leader who on that day did sheathe his stain less sword. And so I come as your fellow-citizen in this proud and mighty nation to speak of him in whose memory I am bidden to speak. I speak of Robert Edward Lee, the patriot, the soldier, who. by the testimony of Scott, was his right arm in the con quest of Mexico; of Robert Edward Lee, equally the patriot, and soldier ROBERT EDWARD LEE. Patriot, Soldier, Peerless Citizen in Defeat, greater than before, who maintained for four long years the unequal strug gle, wi'h overwhelming odds, for the principle that he bad been taugnt, that his supreme allegiance was due to Virginia, his mother State. I speak of Robert Edward Lee, the fieerless citizen in defeat, from whose tps no word of murmur ever came; whose .pen never wrote one line ot self-defense; who, when he had offer ed his sword to the conqueror too noble to accept it, went his way to the poverty and obscurity of the com ing years, content if he might be use ful in the training 01 Virginian rjoys into a noble manhood. 1 speak of Robert Edward Lee, whose body rests among the hills of the Virginia he loved so well; whose splendid image looks down from towering height upon the city he labored so hard to defend; whose grave is in the heart of his country men and whose fame is sounded louder and louder every year from the trumpet of the wise and good through out the wide world. "Read his letters to his sons and learn that his political opinions were of the Federalist school; that his con ception of the course suggested by Southern leaders was that it was mad ness. He recognized to the full the necessary inequality of the contest between the ISorth and South, and also that such contest, long and devastating, was as sure and as necessary as its inequality. He loved the flag he had borne with an ecstasy of devotion, and yet, with such abso lute recognition of the difficulties to be met and of the probability of defeat in the undertaking to be begun. with grief that was speechless for the evil days on which his country had fallen, he wended his way across the bridge to the land that gave him birth, looked with sadness upon the beautiful home on the banks of the river that had sheltered his young manhood s happiness and came to Richmond to offer his sword to the new-born Confederacy. Why? Ire peat, why? Can any man affirm, with possible acceptance by his own intelligence or another's, that selfishness, self-seeking, the thought of possible self advancement, had aught to do with producing such a decision? le9, I have been startled to hear but recent ly the suggestion made by a man whom I esteem to be good and true that because Lee's property was in Virginia he bad been led to go thither. In reply, I asked if he knew that be- fore he offered his resignation of his commission in the United States army Lee was offered the supreme command of the armies of the United States? 1 affirm that to be true open testimony of the late John A. Camp- beli, 01 Aiaoama, men a justice 01 the Supreme Court of the United States. With my own ears I heard him say it in a-gathering of citizens in Baltimore the day after General Lee's death. "I am not capable, were this the time or place, for critical considera tion of his strategic powers, as proved by his campaigns, but I dare say this on the authority of the military critics of the world, of this country, and of other countries. Let me read you the words of a man, an American statesman and soldier, a man for i 1 .: u 1 the Government of the nation some of I H ns" Fl.uuu 1" " Vice-President Theodore Roose velt, in his 'Life of Thomas H. Ben ton,' says (American Statesman Series, page 38): " 'The world has never" known bet ter soldiers than those who followed Lee: and their leader will undoubtedly rank as. without anv exception, the very greatest of all the great captains that the English-speaking peoples have brought forth and this although the last and chief of his antagonists may himself claim to stand as the full equal of Marlborough and Welling ton.' "Colonel Henderson, of the British army, the head of the great military college, declares that the five greatest generals of the English-speaking race are Wellington, Marlborough, Wash ington, Lee and Stonewall Jackson. I do not know that I give-tbe names in the order in which he has placed them, but I do remember that he ex pressed astonishment that three of these men were born in old Virginia. "But our captain is not worthy. savs a great newspaper 01 Mew Xork City, to have a place in the American Westminster Abbey, the American Temple of Honor. Washington and Jefferson, the Virginia rebels, would be, it is claimed, offended by tbe coming to their side or Lee, their countryman. Beyond all doubt, they were rebels against the best Govern ment the world had ever seen up to that time. Shall he be excluded be cause, forsooth, the same charge may be made against him, with surely by no means universal consent as to its being his accurate designation? The sound iudgment of the electors has been proof even against the dia tribes of this thunderer of the press. and our chieftain's name will stand by those of his great fore-runners. "But I turn away for a few mo ments that we may think of Lee the citizen, the college president, the humble-minded Christian gentleman. I love to think of him, the great Cap tain, as he refused the offer which came from New York in the days im mediately after he surrendered and the establishment of peace, that he should go there with enormous salary to be tbe head of an insurance com pany. " 'Nj,' is his response. I will tarry here in poverty, that I may, if possible, help to build up tbe State and the people in which and "among whom 1 was born. "In the month of June, 1875, I re turned to Baltimore after mv first visit to my new home in Kentucky. My family were still in tbe old home in Baltimore, and thither came one afternoon, soon after my return, an English clergyman, bringing to me a letter of introduction. He tarried and had his tea with us, and there after, by my invitation, accompanied me to the Academy of Music, where the ladies of the city were to give a great entertainment in aid of the Lee monument fund. On our arrival at the Academy we found it crowded to the dodrs, and with difficulty secured standing-room in the uppermost gal lery. I remarked to my guest that he must not be surprised by the exhi tion of the most noisy enthusiasm, because in the audience were many men who had followed Lee's flag, and because all there had been in hearty sympathy with the Confederate cause; but I did not expect that the Bishop was to have personal part in such clamorous demonstration of admira tion and affection for the dead chief tain. The exercises were begun by an oration from Mr. S. Teackle Wallis, the great Maryland orator, and in concluding his splendid utterance he spoke these words: Our neighbors across the border have been accustomed to taunt us with the peculiarities of our civiliza tion; we point them to Robert Lee as the fruit of that civilization and bid them show us his follow!' "And a moment thereafter the Bishop found himself with his hat gone into the air, veiling like a ragged rebel,' and the Englishman looking in amazement upon this most un episcopal behavior. The words have lodged in my memory and tonight I proudly make them my own. Yes, we point the English-speaking world to Robert Lee as the fruit of the civil ization of our home-land, a civiliza tion now dead and gone and for its departuie we can now give thanks we point the men of the world to Robert Lee as the fruit of that civili zation and bid them show us his fel low:" THE UNIVERSITY. The University of North Carolina is not only the oldest State University in the South, but the oldest in the Union with the exception of the Uni versitv of Pennsylvania. It was chartered in 1779 and formally open ed in 1795. Throughout the various changes and vicissitudes of the period which has elapsed, since then its de velopment has been constant. Lur ing the past ten years its enrollment nas increased irom to oiz, us faculty membership from 20 to 35, several departments have been added and others extended; while new buildings modernly equipped offer to students everv comfort, convenience and opportunity desirable. The hjjrh standard of educational . - . . . , ex th cellence which it maintains and value of its training axe evidenced by the long list of distinguished alumni which includes one president, two vice-presidents and ten cabinet offi- cers together with a large number oc- cupying prominent positions m every sphere of life. What the University phere of life. What the University has done, is doing and will do for education is a just cause for pride to every loyal son of North Carolina who rejoices in the development of our State institutions. Lnmberton Robe- sonian Perfect Health. Keep the system in perfect or der by the occasional use of Tutt'c T iver Pilk. Thev rec- " J o Uiiite tne DOWeiS ana prouutc A Vigorous Body. For sick headache, malaria, bil iousness, constipation and kin dred diseases, an absolute cure TUTT'S Liver PILLS HUSBAND AND WIFE SECRET OF HOW TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER THROUGH LIFE. A Oreat Deal Depends Upon the Tact and Diplomacy of the Wowan as to Whether They Experience Wedded Bliss or the Opposite The Man flust do His Part Also or the Condi tions Will be Only Half Complete, Though. Br MAX O'keix. A good cook will be able to put on the table a piece of beef prepared in a hundred different styles; just so should a wife multiply herself and ap pear before her husband under a hun dred different aspects. Partaker of his pleasures and of his sorrows, she should be in turn a good, careful housekeeper on tbe sly, an ! elegant and well dressed hostess in the drawing room, an intellectual companion, a business partner, a sus picion of a coquette, and a devoted nurse. Yes, she should be all that, always interesting, and always cheerful. To retain happiness in matrimonial life it is not for a woman a question of remaining beautiful; it is a sine qua non question of remaining inter esting. And to obtain that end her efforts should tend. None should be beneath her notice, even in the most slight and frivilous details, in order to keep alive in her the interest of her hus band. I know married womeu who never do their hair up in the same way longer than three or four weeks at a time. Never mind tbe fashion. They prefer fascinating and attracting the interest 01 their husoands to win- ig the praises of the indifferent crowd. All this is fair and good politics. Do not smile, it is true. If a man oves his wife, the slightest thing will attract his notice, a rose in ber cor sage, her hair parted the other way; why, a newly trimmed bonnet (that is cheap enough) may revive in him the nterest, the emotion he felt the hrst time that he met her. And all this is all the more true if a man is of an artistic, that is to say, susceptible temperament. A woman knows that the very best dishes may become insipid if served with the eternally same sauce. She should "accommodate" herself, there fore, with a new sauce almost every day. It is not so very troublesome and it pays in happiness. 1 know women who, at night, prepare their hair so as to look Deauurui the next day. Just think of it! The next day! They should look beautiful there and then. These women would not dare for a moment think of appearing in that state before men who are indifferent to them. If men and women would not do before each other what they would never dream of doing before any other women and men, matri monial life would be a bliss for a life time. Now call this frivolity, if you like. but happiness in married life feeds on thousands of little frivolities of this kind. Balzac said that, in matrimony, beautiful nights make beautiful days. I should feel inclined to believe that it is the reverse which is true. The meeting, at the latter part of the day, should be a consequence, the meeting of two beings, who, after being interested in each other all day, see their true friendship and love get itensified as the close of the day ap proaches, a beautiful cemedv with the curtain for climax. Another thing. Familiarity, they say, breeds .con tempt. True; but worse and more fatal to happiness in matrimony than familiarity is constant company. Everything is good or bad, pleasant or disagreeable by comparison. Con stant company means sameness, and sameness is the arch enemy of pleas ure and happiness. Besides, tbe best tempered people, the most loving couples, have their moments of tem porary coldness caused by annoyance, indisposition and all sorts of things. Now, in every bouse, a man has bis library, or smoke room, a growlery of some kind, where, if out of sorts, be can go and hide and spare his wife a sight which he would spare any other friend be may have. Why should not a woman also al ways have a room 01 ner own, a sacred sanctum interdicted to every body, including her husband? The French call that room a boudoir (a word which comes from bouder. to sulk), a growlery, as you see. That boudoir should be to a woman all that a library is to a man, an impreg nable fortress where to withdraw when not in a pleasant mood to ap pear before a husband. And, also, what a privilege for a woman to be invited to spend me evening in the library when the wind blows hard down the chimney and tbe rain strikes tbe window panes! What a bliss for man to be invited to spend an evening in intimacy with madame in her boudoir, have supper there with her! Ab, my dear friends, have separate apartments always. Never run the . 1 - 11- 1 . riSE 01 oeing ooiigeu 10 spvnu to gether moments that von would much 1 , . . I , ratner spena aione. rorgei me iaw that binds you together. Forget that you are compelled to live together Always believe that only love and vour good pleasure make you live under the same roof. Yes. yes. two apartments. If mon sieur wishes to see madame, let bim knock at her door. If madame wishes to see monsieur, let her come dls creetly to his door and whisper gent ly: "Did you knock, dear." She "Don't you dare kiss me tou do I'll call mama." if He "What! Does the old lady want to be kissed, too?" No, Maude, dear, it is not necessary for a hjisbandman to marry. The Human System. British women are said to average two inches more in height than Americans. Averages for the height of women show that those born in summer and autumn are taller than those born in spring or winter. The tallest girls are born in August. As far as boys are concerned, tbose who first see the light during tbe autumn and winter are not so tall as those born in spring or summer. Those born in November are tbe shortest; in July the tallest. An average bead of fair hair con sists of 143,040 hairs; dark hair 105, 000, while a red bead has only 29,200. Fair haired people are becoming less numerous than formerly. A person who has lived seventy years has had pass through his heart about 676,920 tons of blood, tbe whole of the blood of the body passing through the heart in about thirty-two beats. The heart beats on an average of seventy times a minute, or 86,792,- 000 time in tbe course of a year, so that the heart of an ordinary man eighty years of age has beaten 3,000, 000.000. Tbe heart beats ten strokes a minute less when one is lying down than when one is in an upright posi tion. Wigg "Are you a Buffalo?" Wagg "No, and you can't make a monkey of me, either." ATE 48 BANANAS. Charlotte Man satisfies a Cravlnc for Fruit. Mr. and Mrs. Gus Keller, mill opera tives, visited the store of Severs & Lawing, on North Trvon street last night, and while discussing tbe mayoralty election and divers other topics, Mr. Keller's eye rested fondly on several line bunches of bananas. He observed that be was something of a banana fancier and bad never in his life satisfied a craving for that fruit. How many did he think he could eat, he was asked. "Oh, 'bout four dozen," be replied. Mr. H. F. Severs of the firm then told Keller that be would give him four dozen bananas if be would eat them then and there, but if be failed to eat that number he would have to pay for what he ate. Keller accepted the proposition. Mrs. Keller remark ed that she, too, had never soothed the inner yearning for bananas, and asked that the offer made to her hus band be extended to ber. Severs was not averse to this, but stipulated that Mr. Keller should first enter the con test. , Keller went at those bananas like a man who had fasted for days. He ate one dozen while a peaceful smile illuminated his face; he ate two dozen and said his appetite was still on the improve; he ate three dozen. unloosened his waistcoat and began to look serious. Commencing with the 39th banana it was uphill work with Keller. He no longer smiled and perspiration gathered on his brow. But he shook himself, sat down and laboriously stuffed one banana after another down his throat. His heart was no longer in his task, and he commenced to "swell visibly before the naked eye." When he had, within 20 minutes from tbe start, consumed his 48th banana, Keller's wife who bad been watching him closely, said she be lieved she did not want to repeat his experiment. She called upon her worthy spouse to go home with her, but he could not rise from his chair. He grew quite sick and had to be carried home. Heroic remedies were resorted to, but when last heard from Keller was still too full for comfort able utterance and a most unhappy man. Charlotte Observer. Pointed Paragraph.. True charity never waits untii it is asked. It takes two drunken men to make a pair of tights. If you ever attended a circus yon probably saw-dust. Fat people never get any credit for being miserable. It is usually tbe dimpled and rosy cheek that wins in this world. All is not cold that flitters. Some times it is a diamond. The man who always speaks the truth is sure to have other virtues. Although the gas meter never fails to register, it isn't allowed to vote. Truth lies st the bottom of the well and anglers never go there to fish, j Few men are born leaders, but lots of them grow up and become drivers. The average man would never have a conscience if he didn't have a stom ach. A womau judges a man the same way she does a book by the dedica tion. Some people seem to know every thing except the fact that they don't know. The best friend you have on earth is a better friend to himself than he is to you. A man may dodge the earthly col lectors, be must pay the debt of nature as he goes. It's surprising bow fall life is of contrast. You are so good, you know, and other people are so very bad. We are told that a cat baa nine lives and we are inclined to believe it spends eight of them in vocal culture. An old bachelor says that an appro priate design for the engraved portion of an engagement ring is a spider's web with a fly in it. 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