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THE 1IENDE11S0 N GOLD LEAF THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 1906. The Gold Leaf i m TIHIR.SDAy, AUGTST 2l, 100f Hans Gets Advice From the Cooper Told How to Improve His Business, but Comes to Grief Ex pcnmenting. Copyright, 1W, by Hicne l'arc Il8. ONE time; vhr-n I dou't have not liugs to 1o tintl vhas fwlins dot I slinll k y dcr poor house pooty qiieek my frieml dor cooper calls In to Kinoke his pipe. After ic talk a leedle he says: N 'Hans, I seo how it vhas mit you. You vhas an old Dutchman who don't calch on t; der vbnya of dese Ameri cans. If you do iecsness here you must have noun-tings new every day. You must kill a man. rub a hank, run avay mit sonieliody';; vife or get oop me excitements. I : peoples go mit a rush from one place to unother. You must do sonictins to make 'em come to your cohhler shop. Can't you kill your vife or put your baby on a hot stove V" 4 Hy golly, but I don't do Biieh tings If I starve to death!" I says. "VheU, don't K"t exeited about It. We shall begin in an easy vhay. To- B.VXli.S MY HEAD A0AIX3T DEI! VIIALIj. morrow you shall tell fortunes, und i bet dot more ash feefly peoples come into your .shop." I!ut how can I asked. tell fortunes?" I "You si.ud !"ll vour moutli und sjteak. X mailer vhat you say, it vhas all ri;;ht. Here vhas one hunderd fools to one vhise man, und it vhas dor fools you vhas alter." Dot cooper talks to mo for half an hour, und before I goes U bed dot night I paints me a sign und hangs her oop in my winder. She reads: "'o:ue in und haf your fortune told. She don't cost you a cent. Dor flerman cobbler nefcr makes a mistake." My vife r-;!'s troubles may come of it. but 1 goes to bed happy, und I vhas hardly avhako in tier morning vhen peoples vhas knocking on dor door. Dor llrst person to come in vhas a butcher. Vhen ho vhas inside he vhispers to me: i vt it to me slraighl, cobbler, und I vhas always your friend. If I knew you vhas a fori one teller I vhas hero a iiion;! a: . lor 1 sni'iVr in my la'uul." "You vh.-.-s g 'iiig to be unlucky," I says, ali. !- looking at him for a inin- "lv heavm's ;:ake. d.u"l say dot!" "I can't lei; it. You mu -t bring nu all your shoes to njeud. but still you vhill be nniiieky. Your vife vhas go ing 1 nn a vhay mil another man; your do;.; vies g ang t) die; you shall haf t lawsuits: your hair shall fall on t'lid you shall be.-oino baldhoadej; you shall f:il oil' a street car tind preak your log; voa shall bet on dor wrong horse un.l lose all your nrmoy." -I'.ut vhy should all dis bad luck come to ineV" he groans. 'r.H-ause you haf sold too much bone mit your meat. Think of dor t'ousands und tens of t'ousands of peoples who haf paid you from fifteen to twenty cents a pound for bones'.'' "Hut can't somethings be done?" "Maybe, if you quit selling bones." lie sits down und holds his head in his hands for a minute und thinks it ofer. und don he shumps up und says: "Xot on your life! Dor bones help along dor profits. Say, cobbler, I be lieve you vhas an old fraud. I believe you are standing in mit der coal man to scare me out of busijiess. Maybe my hair shall fall off, but yours shall go first'." Und mit dat he grabs me by der hair und bangs my head against der vhall und makes me so seasick dot I believe I vhas in dor steerage going back to Germany. I like to take dot sign down, but K-foie I can do so a vhomans comes in. She was tall und solid und sober. She don't smile any more ash & paving stone. After she looks at me for a minute like a judge she says: "Cobbler, vhat fate is hanging ofer B!j head?" I believe she vhas a vhidow vho mans ndtout any children, und so I ays: "A rich mans has seen you und fallen In love mit you." "Yhell?" TIe thinks of you by day und dreams BlMUit you at night." -Vliell?" "Dot man has millions und millions, und he never loved before. lie will soon throw himself in your vhay und f food's ron FALL SOWING. Every farmer should have a copy of our New iFall Catalogue li givo best methods of seed ing and- iii&H-matiou about Crimson Clover Vetches, Alfalfa Seed Oats, Rye Barley, Seed Wheat Grasses and Clovers i3r cript!ve Fed! Catalogue riMilod free, and prices ovoledou request. . - 7. ;Y. Weed & Sons, fcrtrdsmen, - Richmond, 'Va. C- m Trr.da Mark Brand SeeiAe are the L.-cri cleanest -vllU obtainable. SeeS .-U yo i 1" !c der quern of hh heart. lie vh'.II sa.v dot he can t live if you don't marry ii'.n." In. I vhat vhill I say?" she asked. Yoj haven't seen him yet, but as rood as you do it vhill be love at first sight. You .hill throw yourself Into bis arms und toll Mm you vhas his, und you vhill go avhay mit him to live faithless To Ms trust and the congress man who has sold his influence to a corporation are going to have a hard time getting away to South America, and the mosi;i;;tos will bother them after they get there. You can't make any permanent change In a civilized race. It will be honest about so long and dishonest about so long. It will have a con science .-I nd admire integrity for a few years, and then every man will seem to feel license 1 to rob every other man's hen roo-i. Today we would ad mire ':e man who could raise the price of ki.:o-e.:e oil to 40 cents a gallon and make b i.OUO.OOO in a week. A year bonce he'd go to prison in spite of all the lawyers in the laud. There was j-i-t another such "graft ing" era v. hen I'uele Jerry was sent to the legi-l itu.v. He saw other men selling tlK-ir o!es, and he didn't sit down and tigure that it was only a spasm. He decided that it was going to be u permanent thing and that the people had made up their minds to be "grafted" on for all time to come. Un cle Jerry got s.o for his vote and went homo and painted his house and barn a beiutii'ul yellow. The paint was hardly thy when a spasm of vir tue ca...e ai-.a:. and Uncle Jerry haJ to hi.i l t'nt yellow house and barn over to the lawyers to keep himself out of state prison. Just now we are permitting the trusts to rob the dead and the living. We are kickinr on the one hand and buying their stock so as to reap the big dividends on the other. When these tr rit.; can defy the highest courts in the Ian 1 and squeeze the people a little harder every day it looks like a sure ami I King thing. Don't count on it. m.v boy. The people will get up on their liiad legs some day and begin to howl, and before they are through there will be a now ileal all around. The real rulers of any country are the worl t-rs. When the farmer and t.'ii mechanic hive leen sat on about so loor they will begin to squirm. Then is tli - time for the "grafter" to take a Unropeau trip. The squirming will soon become a struggle, and there has never been a struggle yet between the oppressed and oppressor but what the former won. And, alter all. we'ean't rid ourselves of the fact that we have consciences. There are hundreds of millionaires in this country, and when it Is asserted in all earnestness that not live of them have made t!:.-ir fortunes honestly don't yo,i believe i!:-. is cringing all aloa ; I'.e line? The "grafter" may store up his hundreds of thousands and walk aro-vi.i with his nose in the air, br.t !: i::u.-l I'.vl t!;at he is an object of dlsi !:! !;:'.'! su-'picion. Money is a gl.O ! ;;;;.i . n:y sou. but if you haven't l::::.ie i i a an hones! way and the Vil h: fooj'er passes you by without' a :.' I it will set you to thinking. Cut it out. That is. don't join the " rat': i In (!: liist p'o.-e, you may ; c e.aur.i!' ,!"' whin the change :.: a:i i i :i ' . itself hi a hole, and, .': nd. there isn't so much in SPECIAL RATES VIA SEABOARD AIR LINE RAIL WAY. Account of the followingoccasions tbeSea board will sell special low rate round trip tickets as follows: ItK'HMON'D, VA. Grand Fountain, I'nitcd Order of True Iteformers, Sept. 4th 1 1 tli. one fare phis 25cts for round trip. M EMI'HIS.TENN. National BaptistCon vention, (colored) Sept. 12th-19th, one fare pins 2."cts for round trip. MKXICOCITY, M EX. International Geo logical Congress, August 21st to September Kith nt rate of one first-class fare phis 25e for round trip. TOKOXTO.OXT. Patiarehs Militant and Soverign Grand Lodge.September 15th-22nd, nt rate of one lirst-chv8 fare plus one dollar for round trip. For detailed information as to rates, schedules, dates of sale, limits, etc., address your ticket agent or the undersigned. E.B.BRADY, AG'T., C.H.GATTIS, T.P.A., Henderson, N. C. Raleigh, N. C. THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVE COUGH SYRUP KENNEDY'S LAXATIVE HONEY-TAR Ie4 CloTtr BUitom aai Ooaty lt m Krtrr Btftlfc Stop that catarrh Look Listen Benjamin Farrer No. 813 Locust St., Camden, N. J. writes:- "I was living in Norfolk, Va. six years ago. At that time I had tie worst case of catarrh I ever saw. My breath wa3 very bad, the sense of smell was almost entirely gone. I had headaches nearly all the time; and my stomach would not retain my food. A two months treatment of Doctor Bennett's NEW LIFE cured me; and I have not suffered any more of that old disease since I took New Life." J. Hale Whaling, Memphis, Tenn., writes: "My little girl had suffered of stomach trouble for several months. We tried all the doctors in our town, until a friend told me of New Life. One bottle Cured her." Bennett's NEW LIFE ia sold by all leadm C 2 Manufactured by ccocooccoccocoocoocooococoo Moorcs Keaay o 5C E-rriri?sruiS3L fc U Leads, Colors in Oil, Linseed Oil, Floor Oil, Varnishes, Hard Oil Finishes, Muresco in all colors for walls, Japalac and Johnson's Wax. You will make no mistake, in using these goods. Watkins Hardware Co. Henderson, N. C. O () o O C) o o () o Jn-ii.'s abie j.:.v '.:u-! " -:?id silver b; k hairbrushes as yon iuiag-i;-.;-. I'l.i'.a. old r..-h'oued bar soap ::.id u plain, oid fashioned hairbrush car ried Oorge V.'ashii:gion into the hearts of millions of people for r.ll time to come, and they ought to Le good cnou-.h for evervdav folks like you and me. M. QUAD 8 until she gets wrin xlef, then worries because she has tbem. If she takes Hollister'a Rocky Mountain Tea Bhe would have neither. Bright pmiling face follows its use. 3o cents, Tea or lablpts. Parker's Two Drug Stores. WHEN CONSIDERING LIFE IN SURANCE, Consider Your Own and Your Peo ple's Best Interest By Taking a Pol icy In the Southern Life Insurance Company. Why not consider your own and your people's best interests and place your policy in the Southern Life Insurance Company instead of your friend's interest who happens to represent another Com pany? Look at it this way: "A man's best friend is his mother." Suppose your mother owned a farm of one hundred acres, old and somewhat run down. It will make fifty bales of cotton, which she wishes to lease to you for a rental of twenty-five bales. Across the road from your mother's farm one who cares noth ing for yon, owns a farm of one hundred acres in a very high state of cultivation which will make two hundred bales of cotton; he will lease it to you for forty bales. Like the Soutnern Life Insurance Company he will give yon four. fifths of the profits. Now, you cannot cultivate but one of these farms. If you cultivate your mother's one hundred acres she gets twenty-five bales; you wish to take care of your mother's interests as well as your own. With her farm she and your self can get fifty bales of cotton. Py cultivating the other one hundred acres, after giving the owner forty bales you have one hundred and forty bales for I yourself. Ifyou wish togive your mother hall your earnings you give uer eiguty bales off of the stranger's farm instead of twenty-five bales off of her own, you will have over three times as much for yourself. The very low mortuary cost in a young Company and the high rate of interest, puts the Southern Life Insurance Com pany on a par with the fertile farm, while the high death rate and low rate of in terest puts the old Companies on a par with the run down farm. The old Companies usually give the policyholders half the small profits which they make, while the Southern Life In surance Company gives four-fifths of their much larger profits to theolicyp holders. See about thedividend on your policy and who gets it before you close another Life Insurance trade. JOHN McDUFFIE, District Maxacku Southern Life Insurance Co., Henderson, N. C. THIS famous household remedy is not a ' ' patent medicine ' ' in any sense but a de lightful combination of roots, herbs and barks such as our grand parents used for Rheu matism, Indigestion, Torpid Liver, Tttood Diseases and a run down system. Its simple ingredients are as harmless as milk. It contains no minerals, noplcohoi, no poison of any kind. Bliss Native Herbs Tablets are free from coating and begin their healing work as soon as swallowed. Mari3 people in this locality have used them. Many more testify in our Almanac, to be had free of cost. Each box con tains 20o tablets for $1.00 and a printed Guarantee to cure or refund the money. The medi cine is not sold in drug-stores, but only by T. E. DEMENT. Oxford. N. C. Made solely by The Alonzo O. TAU Co., Washington, IX C. before all your health is crone. Bliss Native Herbs Without health life becomes a burden to your self, your family, and all your friends. Do you know catarrh ruins brain workers? for medicine that will cure catarrh in all its annoying, offensive, loathsome forms. The one p;reat medicine that never fails to cure is called, Dr. Bennett's NEW LIFE. to the voices of the many thousands of people who have been cured by this great medicine so useful in curing Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Diz ziness, Headache, and all Stomach disorders. V BENNETT MEDICINE Co.. Norfolk. Va. - Mixed Paints C) o o () o o () C) () 8 () 8 () () () Were ntroduced in the year 18S8 to the property owners of Henderson and Vance coun ty. They have stood the test during the 18 years giving en- - tire satisffletinn. wpnrino- lnrL-- W ing better and lasting lonjrer than any other paints made. O CO The ment with "famous popular and They made IL BRINGING THE MOUNTAINS TO YOU! .With ELECTRIC FAN. 12 INCH FAN, $14.00. Costs 3-4 of a Cent PER HOUR to Run or $3.00 PER MONTH, Flat Rate. HENDERSON LIGHTING & POWER CO. : TELEPHONES: J Office, No. 6. Station, No. at. WW W WW WWW WWW WWW WWW WWW WW W WW f O . t o O Every person owning a horse C) g should buy a "Cyclone Cutter" Q and save 12 WHY waste feed in more ways than one? WHY not cut your corn, and take it from the field as you would other feed, and thereby double your sup ply by cutting and shredding the stalk, fodder and shucks together. Cyclone Cutter and Shredder will cut any kind of feed, such as pea vinea, corn-staks, shucks, fodder and oats. Ifc does not cut the feed in blocks as other cutters do, but will cut and split the stalk or vine and make a perfect feed. They run lighter and do not cost any more than other makes of the same size. They are SIMPLE, STRONG and DURABLE. You can run them by hand or power. f Call at our 6tore, and let us show you the best machine of its kind on the market. Q Henderson, N C wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvwww INCORPORATED CAPITAL STOCK - $30,000.00. 1ULE1GII, N. C, CHARLOTTE, N. C, Pullen Building- Piedmont Int. Bunding. These Schools give the world's best in modern Business Education. Oldest Business College in North Caiolina. Established. Positions guaranteed, backed by a written con tract. No vacation. Individual instruction. We also teach Book-keeping, Shorthand, Penmanship by mail. Send lor Home Study rates. Write today for our catalogue, Offers and High Endorsements. They are free! Address King's EBusiness College. Raleigh, V. C. Notice. FROM AND AFTER THE 20TH DAY OF August, 1906, 1 shall cease to act as a Free Trader, and all persons interested will take notice accordingly. This 20th day of August, '06. MRS. CVA L. BARNES, Henderson, N. C. LW Early Risers The famous little pUt?. Backache Any person having backache, kidney pains or bladder trouble who will take two or three Pine-ules upon retiring at night shall be relieved before morning. The medicinal virtues of tha crude gums and resins ob tained from the Native Pin. have been recognized by the medical pro fession for centuries. In Pine-ules we offer ill of the Tirtnes of the rTative Pine that are of value in relieving all Kidney and Bladder Troubles Prepared by PINE-ULE MEDICINE CO.. CHICAGO For sale by The Kerner-NcNair Co. tlcdoS Dyspepsia Ctxro Digests what you eat. Choiv that's Sweet and Clean No wonder SCHNAPPS is popular if s the chewing tobacco that suits the man who chews to get enjoy from the tobacco, instead o chewing and expectorating SCHNAPPS is made from choice selections of the well matured, thoroughly cured Piedmont leaf; with an aroma so delightful and appetizing that it popularized the chewing cf tobacco. There's no other tobacco in the world that requires and takes so little sweetening; That's what makes the beSI SCHNAPPS and the many excessively sweetened imitations and it's such a difference that once a chewer chews SCHNAPPS, he any imitation, - The sweet; tasty ar 1 exhilarating quality of SCHNAPPS tobacco has made the Reynolds factory as the manufacturers of brands of chewing tobacco, and as the largest best equipped flat plug lactones in the world. contain every modern appliance for producing the best chewing tobacco, by clean, sanitary and healthful processes. The R. J. Reynolds. Tobacco Company is under the direction of the same men who have managed it since 1875, and who have the chewing tobacco business a life-study. J. REYNOLDS T0DACC0 CO- Winston-Satan, ft C. an- cost in feed. 0 .0 o o o o 0 o o 0 C) o o o o 0 -() 0 C) Charlotte, N. C. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets, Seven MMon koxes sold in past 12 months. Thb tiCre, flLIKliilCllE Will cure any case of Kidney or Bladder Disease not A bevond the reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. For sale Grove's Tasteless Chill Tome has stood the test 25 yesrs Average Anacl Sdss over One end a Half r.HBion bottles. Does this record of merit eppeal to you? No Care, flo Pay. 50c. sKioterfiiavgrylH)ttleb For Sale the mere habit of difference between is never deceived the best and most 7 sBBSBSBassasawaBBSSBasamsBassBssssssss OAK RIDGE INSTITUTE OAK RIDGE, NORTH CAROLINA The Largest and Best Equipped Fitting School for Young Men and Boys in the South. Prepares for CoHege, for Business, for Life. 55th year. 32d year under present management. Four courses. 286 aindeata last year. Terms moderate. Situated near Greensboro. N. C. one thousand feet above the sea level. For beautiful catalogue address J. A. and M. H. HOLT, Principals. o Lvicky Who rides in a CORBITT BUGGY. Made, of () the best material, well put together by skilled C S workmen. c Bviilt for Service. We manufacturer all grades of Buggies, Surreys, Carriages and Delivery Wagons. o The Corbitt uggy Co, 8 HENDERSON, To Cure a Cold in One Day by MELVILLE DORSET, Fmw. ' XS. C. D7ITT at Parker's Two (2) Dniff Stores. Dragging Down Fains are a symptom of tne most serious trouble which can attack a woman, vfc: falling of the womb. With this, generally, comes irregular and painful periods, weakening drains, backache, headache, nervousness, dizziness, ir ritability, tired feeling, etc. The cure is The Female Regulator that wonderful, ccrative, vegetable ex tract, which exerts such a marvelous, strengthening influence, on all female organs. Cardul relieves pain and regulates the menses. It is a sure and permanent cure for all female complaints. At all druggists and dealers In 11.00 : Lotties. MI SUFFERED AWFUL PAIN In my womb and ovaries," writes Mrs. Naomi Bake, of Webster Grove, Mo., "also In my right and left sides, and my menses were very painful and Irreg ular. Since taking Cardul I feel like a new woman and do not suffer as 1 did. It Is the best medicine I ever took." Rsachei the Spot Stops pain instantly The Great Pile Curs Put cp in tubes with rectal noisle. "oEft LAXATIVE )HOIIEYandTAR EST COUGH SYRUP Wan "Pilsener Export" "Absolutely Pure." Brewed and Bottled for HOTEL AND FAMILY USE. "A Perfect Mall Extract. Mail orders solicited. Write for prices. The Virginia Brewing Co., Roanoke. Virginia. the ) N. C. Cure Crip la Two Days. & vl Sj$T on every box. 25c. Cures Backache Corrects Irregularities ' Do not risk having Bright's Disease or Diabetes Druggist. Mrx ft DIGESTS WHAT YOU EAT IUvea lndlttk. Sour Stomach. Belchtef cl Ci. Etc tc COMPANY, CHICAGO. COAL AND WOOD. Hard, Splint and SUam Ci. Pine and Oak Woo J. Why pay for splittimr vi.i.r vnri ., i you can pt't it spkt roniy fr ihp si,n vv,i OBieinra cosi; e will toil jou s- WOOD for the same prkv that t i. lV t ' sawed wood any wher -lS(. Ve li;1Vl. ." ,"r chine for the bUKinesn that's how .1.,"' . .... ..1. . . 11 iofnu vutfc us uiui-ii more 10 iiiniwh it tl way and we Rive our coKtonu'm tl... 1.. . in order to net thciroatrojiii-je. ' " Poythrss Goat and Wood Go. phoxe.no. A. G. Daniel, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In . . Shingles, Laths, Lum ber, Brick, Sash, Doors and Blinds. Full titix-k at Lowest Trices. Opposite South, ern Grocery Company. Henderson, N. C. Improved Seeding Knife Stop- and ImestUate This the Utet Improved and Best Fruit Stoning Knife. , In preserving, causing or klinK snch as Peaches, Appricots. l'lum. aillj Promes.it is desirous to remove t !. oioiimur Heed and leave the fruit whole nn.l m its natural shape as posmlile. Aknifrof( peculiar shape and sisce is requ'mvl Ur i purpose as with ordinary kuivcx ot nl.l Ktvj, it is impossible to so cut arounl iln f,'tar as to leave it in good shajie. Mr knit. particularly adapted for thi urM, R, has only to be seen to be apir int ami purcnasel. v itn a aesire to place it on ti,r market, I will sell State and County right, and a premium of so many knives with r&i County sold will be given five which will su able the purchaser to soon rciiliz.f liic,..ir profit. Any one winning to buy sal.-s riihin, rui, call on or write me for full particular ah correspodence will receive prompt nttrutiua. Soliciting your patronage, I am. .1. O. UKCK'llAU. Wamtied. Two good men for Hen derson to sell the Singer and Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machines, and collect on account. None but good men need apply. Good contract. ine Co, Box 433. Henderson, IV. C. Full line of machine siiili'H of all kinds, Needles, Oil, etc, kept in stock. FOR QUICK SALE ON EASY TERMS, 8 Good Farms. 300 acres Timber Lanl. Town lots improve! ;nl unimproved. INSURANCE, Fire, accident, health anl life. J. L. Currin. FEELING j IIVER-ISH I XIUO J.TJ.U1 e C) SEABOARD Am Line Railway. DIRECT LINE TO ALL POINTS Soatb, Sonth-west, North and Horth-west. DOUBLE DAILY SERVICE BETW'KKS Boston, Xew York, Pbilal-)pbia. y..!tim'"7 WoshiDRton, Norfolk, lUchmorxl, lUb-iP"-fharlott. Wilmington. Atlanta. !'irrolT ham, Memphia, ("hattanonga, N '..,!'.' Montgomery. Mobile, New OrU-nv. "'J1, bia, Savannah, Jactwonrille, Tamj a Florida points. TWO TA's5 DAILV TWO TRAI1M5 DAILY. BETWEEN XIUO llXUfc) i TAKE 1 A Gentle Laxative And Appetizer Li 'MR New York, Washington, P'isk lanta, Birmingham, Memiln, J and Jacksonville. . , . ...,flcb Train, eompowd of Veatibnln toy Pollman drawing room aleepinK ' latest cafe dining ca.-B. DIRECT CONNECTION AT Memphia, New Orleana and t. Lu pointa in Texa, California, Arkau' W rado and the North-weat. Interchangeable mileage book K"1 15,000 miles road, Southern m , For time tablea, winter or xv lets illnatratiye of the Sooth Znttf apply to Seaboard passenger reprw oraddrea, C.B.mn,G.P.A.,PortsffloytlJ-
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