THE MONROE
JOURNAL.
VOLUME XIV. NO. 10
MONROE, N.C., TUESDAY JUNE 4, 1007.
One Dollar a Year
A NINO-DA Y-OIJi BABY TALKS. J Roosevelt Uets the Ue Parsed Back.
I President lhiosevelt u into ao-
The Apparently Normal Infant of other wraugle, this tiuie with an
Long, rrotewhng
a KcputaMe ircinia I armer
Astounds Parents antl Other
Relatives by Calling Their Name
- The Word Heaven tttereU Af
ter Each Name, the Articulation
being IVrfect.
The Fox Hitofliee iieightxu hood
of tiraysou county, thin Slate, is in
a state of excitcineiit ami Mrple
ity an a result of tlie rHli;itiis
ih-i lot malices of a !t day old child,
the baby of Mr. and Mrs. Lcftvich
F.rewer, well knowu jicople of that
section. . h. Itaiiuel, a travel
lint; man of Chilhowie, Va,, who
has just returned from the place,
brings news of the consternation
caused by the baby talking iicr
fectly, ami lr. (i. It llalscy, a rep
utable pbjsiciau of llridle Creek,
near Fox lMastoflicc hascorohoratcd
the story. lr. llalscy furnished
the following data, which id umui
pt-achable:
Mrs. Belle Hrewer, wife of Left
wirh Brewer, a thrifty farmer liv
ing near the North Carolina line,
and who1 postoflice address is Fox,
a., two weeks ago gave birth to
a normally developed Imy baby.
The little fellow thrived like any
Lealthy new comer and its mother
progressed to the road of recovery
without unv backset
When the child was nine days
old Thomas Brewer, a brother of
Lcflwich Brewer, together w ith his
wile and other rclalivetiaud neigh
bora, went to visit the home in
which the stork had ho recently
paid a call. While Mrs. Thomas
Brewer was holding the baby iu
her arms calling it endearing names
and congratulating its proud pa
rents ou the splendid specimen, the
little one suddenly began talking,
It railed the names ol its part-Ills
and grandparents and of other rel
atives present, following each uaine
with the word ''heaven," the ar
ticulation being perfect.
This monstrous behavior on the
part of the nine-day balie so excit
ed and scared the party that u iium
lier of persons Med from the house
iu dismay.hclifviug something ter
rible was alMiut to take lace.
Kvery word spoken by the child
was rcjtcatcd three times and this
only served to intensify the spell
east over those who heard the voice.
News of the marvelous uctiousof
the latest arrival in the Brewer
home spread like w iltltlioaud threw
the section into u state of pertur
bation. The child died yesterday and the
excitement lias somew hat sulwiiletl,
but the people are yet in a maze of
wonderment, having never In-fore
seen nor heard of anything like
what has happcued in their midst,
and 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 are said to lie living iu
I END OF BLACKBEARD
litter from Core.
Miss F.tbel K. Ketler, iniiou-
ary of the I'reftbyterian church of
author, Dr. Lang. I'mtetJing I LIW Vt DLrtinDLrtiXU 2 Moon, write the following very
against the work of certain animal, sr-st j interesting letter to a friend:
writers liccause of their false and
distorted nature studies, Piviilcut
lioost-velt, in an interview with F.
B. (lark pHutcd in the June F.v
erylxslv s, nays
'Take Mr. ling's story of 'Wa
yecscs, the White Wolf.' Here is
what the writer nays iu his preface
to the story: 'Kvery incident in
this wolf'a life, from his grass
hopier hunting to the cunning car
ilsm chase, and from I tie uen
the rooks to the meeting of wolf
and children ou the storm swept
barrens, id minutely true to fact,
and is Itased squarely upon my own
observation and that of my Iu
diaus.'
"As a matter of fact the story of
Wavecses is fiilled with the w ild
est iiuproubilities and a few math
ematical impossibilities. If Mr,
Uing wants us to lielieve his story
of tbe killing of the caribou fawn
by the wolf in the way that he says
it was done, he must produce eye
witnesses and allidavits. I don't
believe the thing occurred. Noth
ing except a shark or an alligator
will attempt to kill by a bite be
hind the shoulder, there is no
less vulnerable point of attack; an
animal might be bitten there in a
coiifiisdd scullle, of course,or seied
in his jump so as to throw linn;
but no man who knows anything
of the habits of wolves or even ol
fighting dog would dream of tic
scribing this as the place to kill
w ith one bite. I have seen scores
of animals that have leeu killed by
wolves; the killing or crippling
bites were always in the throat,
Hank, or ham. Mr. (ieo. Shiras,
who has not seen scores but lain
I reds of such carcasses, tells me
that thu death wounds or disabling
wounds were invariably iu the
throat or Hank, except when the
animal was first hamstrung.
"If Mr. Long's wolf killed the
caribou fawn by a bite through the
heart, as the writer asserts, the
wolf either turned a summerset
or pretty near it -or else got his
head upside down under the fore
legs of the fawn, a sulliciently dilli-
lilt performance. ay ceses would
have had to do this before he could
get the whole breast of the animal
iu his mouth iu order to crush it
and bite through to the heart, ll
is very unlikely that any wolf out
side of a liook would lie fool enough
to attempt a thing like this even
with a fawn caribou, when the kill
ing could I done far more easily
in so many easier ways."
Dr. Uing comes back at the
President uud says that if he is
honorable he will not hide Is-hind
his ollice, but must retract, as lit1
fear and tiembliug lest the child s, (Long) can prove what he says in
ileal li will be followed Ity some ter- djH book.
rune caiasiropiie.
All stomach troubles arc nickly re
lieved ly taking a little Kudol alter
earh meal. Kudol coca directly to the
1 seat of the trouble, strengthens the
Special Occasion.
Sunday School Convention, Wrights
ville V C .Iium 1 !.-ml 1!M7
(i.. m.mmir 11... nlM,v...-,.aui..n t hi. I digestive organs, supplies the natural
aboard j .S.X-W
ton, N. C .aii.l return from all points remeJy Duu., nrK,ec, yonr Ktom.
on their line in North and Nulh;acn Talie llte KoJu a(ter each
Carolina, including Norfolk, Ports- 'meal and see how good it makes you
nioulll, Suffolk, li.iykillS, Richmond j feel. Money back if it fails. Sold by
and intermediate poiubt in Virginia, S. J. Welsh and C. N. Simpson, Jr.
Augusta anil Savannah, da., on basis
of one first class faro for the round i
trip, tickets to le sold Juno 13th,
1 llh and 1 ')lli, Ix'aring limit of July
1st, l'.IO". I''or rates from local points
mid other railroad information, apply
to Seaboard local agent or
C. 11. (ivms, T.P.A., Raleigh, N.C.
Most tliM'tors urge wealthy pa
tients to make haste slowly iu
getting well.
I Colic and Diarrhoea.
I Pains in the stomach, colic and diar
rhoea are quickly relieved by the use
of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
! Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by Fng-
. , , , : I'INI iiiucr nciucuri
A prompt, pleasant, Kood remedy jsh Dr(lg tompj,ny
Laxative Couh Syrup. It is especi
ally recommended for babies and chil
dren, but good tor every member of
the family. It contains no opiates and
docs not constipate. Contains honey
and tar and tastes nearly as good as
maple syrup. Children like it. Sold
No greater mistake can Im made
than to consider lightly the evl
deuce of tlisease iu your system.
Bon't take desperate chances on
ordinary medicines. Use Mollis
ter's Ktx'ky Mountain Tea. T cents
by S. . Welsh and C. N. Simpson, Jr. tea or tablets. English Drug Co.
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WE
HAVE
MOVED! !
Hvv.Tlv Gn..Tr. tn tit Srm Xtf f
A mm nun m
A I.I. the world has heard of
"Blackbeard," the Fiiglih sailor
who, after haviug ls-t-ii a highly
We have moved our music store to the 1
store room under the Central Hotel, and
are now receiving new lots of Pianos and
Organs of different makes daily at reason- 2
J able prices and terms to suit everyone.
A l mttl 1-i fli.l.T..t.. 4. Z
and a full line of Sheet Music from all the i
up-to-date publishers.
We will tune or repair your piano or or
gan and guarantee satisfaction. See us
before buying anything in the music line;
we will save you money.
Simms & Harmon,
Monroe,
North Carolina.
resiectel officer iu his tuai.'cxty
navy, turned pirate ami raised the
black Hag against everything all oat
This notorious sea robber, w hose
real name was Teach, I lielieve,
took his pseudonym from the fact
that he wore a heavy white licard
which he w as in the bahit of doing
up in two large braids ami tying
them up behind his ears. He was
a mail of gigantic prooi lions ami
of surpassing Ktrength. II is heart
was as cruel as that of a tiger.
Kvery now ami then, w hen noth
ing else was iu sight, he would
shoot one or two of his owu mcu
just to keep his practice np!
fn the early years or the eigh
tccnth century Blackheard patrol
letl the waters of Kui-oiic, but it fi
nallv became too hot for hiiu then'
and he struck out for the coasts of
North America, llow well he plied
Ins trade in the new field is evl
deuced by the fact that froii Nova
.Scotia to Morula he succeeded in
making his name a mortal terror.
Iu a captured ship of forty guns
he entered t harlestoii harlsir and
held the towu up for a large ran
som. From iJliai lestou lie passetl
into the waters of North ( arolina,
plundering and slaying right and
left, and la their distress the "tar
Heels," being able to get no aid
from their owu governor, hden, ap-
lcaled to Governor Spottswood ol
Virginia to relieve them of the ter
rible pirate w ho was making their
lives a living hell.
Spottswood did listen to them so
the appeal was not iu vain. Look
ing about for some one to put a in
etus uhu Blackbeard he found the
itersou he wanted in one Koltcrt
Mayuurd, a young oil ice r in his
majesty's ship, Pearl, w hich hap
pened to lie lying tit the time iu
Chesapeake bay.
Manning a couple of small craft
with some sixty resolute men, May-
uard set out early in November,
IS, m search of Blackbeard, and
ou the '.'1st of the same mouth found
him at Oeracoke Inlet, North Caro
lina. Blacklteaid tlid not know
what fear was. Young Maynard
was ns lull ol light as a Hungry
wildcat, and the ball opened at
once, t be dancing was to the tune
of "No IJuartcr!" For over three
hours Maynard and his sixty men
fought the pirate ami his sixty as
sociates.
Blacklieartl sprang to the rail of
his ship and seizing a bottle ol
whiskey, drank from it and shout
ed: "Damnation sei.e my soul if I
give you any tpiartcr or take any
Irom you: " "I neither ask nor will
grant you any tiuartei'! ' roared
back Maynard.
In the shallow waters of the ( ar
olina sound the pirate's ship groun
ded, ami May nard made for her,
intending to board her iu the final
death grapple, but as the two ves
sels came together Blackbeard an
ticipated 1ns intended movement
and jumped aboard of him with
sixteen of his followers. Maynard
had but thirteen men left by this
time, but with these he tackled the
tixteeu pirates and their desperate
leader.
Crossing swords with Black-,
beard, Maynard succeeded. in deal-
ng bun a death thrust in the throat
and in the meantime his men had
killed or wounded all of Black
beard's followers.
With the sea robWr'sheadswing-
ing by its long black hair from the
bowsprit of his little craft, May
nard sailed back to Virginia to re
ceive the congratulations of the
governor antl the loving thanks of
all the dwellers along tho Ameri
can sealioard.
Wonders of the Pyramids-
Rulllinure Sun.
There is not an engineer in the
world who will not admit that the
marvelous accomplishments of the
ancient Lgyplains in building the
pyramids is unparalleled by any
mordeii engineering achievements.
The pyramids ol (ii.eh, erected
more than ft.OOO years ago, stand
as the monuments of n departed
race. These vast silent hulks of
masonry are objects of wonder and
evuy to the modern engineer.
They are perfect in masonry, and
some of them contai n blinks of 1 1 me
weighing :t(K) to 5(HI tons. The
remarkable thing about the con
struction of these py rruiids is that
the stoue of which they are built
must have been brought hundreds
of miles across deserts and over
mountains.
Kven with all the appliances of
this age, it would have bteu a well
nigh impossible feat to transport
this material over the same routes
the Egyptians brought it with no
Improvements whatever. There
seems every reason to believe that
these ancient children of the Nile
carried immense blin ks of graite
by baud or horse power.
A Fortunate Texan.
Mr. E. W. GoouToe of 107 St. Ixniis
st., Dallas, Tex., says: "In tho past
year I have become acquainted with
Dr. King's New Life Bills, and no
laxative 1 ever before tried so ef
fectually disposes of malaria and
biliousness." They don't grind nor
gripe, 2c at English Drug Co. 'a.
Eutbnsiasm is shouting for some
tning you don't understand because
the crowd is.
Your much appreciated letter
c.uiie ueaily a tuoiitu ago, ami 1
fully expected to answer it before
now, but was railed to Chuiiju to
bunte one of our luishionane there.
ami since returning to Kunsuu have
beeu helping with the medical
work, Is g.iu the study on the lau
euage agaiu, reoiieued the claxs
work I had becu in charge of, at
tending to my garden wolk, etc.
Our medical work is so interest
ing, ami 1 enjoy it very u.uch.
The cliuics continue to grow. Last
mouth we treated nearly one thou
sand rases.
We have so many Icjiers that
come to us for help, and I am hoping
some day wo may lie able to build
a hospital for them. There is so
much sadness in this country. At
first I felt that I could not endure
it, and w anted to go home; but God
made me see my selfishness antl
now I am so glad to be here, and
pray that He will make me one of
his helpers to lift these people up
into a lietter life for His sake.
While I was in Cbiinju a few
weeks ago and was attending the
morning church service, as Mrs.
Tate, M. D., aud myself were com
ing out of the church a poor worn
an came up to ucr with tears in
her eyes and said, "My daughter
is dead. Mrs. late told me he
daughter had been beaten by an
angry husband, and from these
wounds she bail tiled. Mi's. late
remarked, how thankful we should
lie that we were born in a chris
tian country. I said yes, and too,
how glad we should be to Is? iter-
mittetl to work for such a people
that hail not enjoyed the same
privileges.
Mr. and Mrs. Msliet arrived here
about three weeks ago. They were
on the "Dakota," which was wreck
ed alsiut forty-live miles out from
1 okohama, Japan, i ou probably
know Mr. NisU't, as he was born
in Wax haw, not far from Monroe.
We are so pleased with both him
self and wile, and while they lost
almost everything they had except
l hand bag and typewriter, they
are so cheerful over it. They had
Im-cii keeping house for several
years and had collected quite a
nice lot of things, most of which
they brought with them. They
estimate tho loss at about three
thousand dollars. I felt so sorry
for her w lien she spoke of her moth
er's picture, saying it was the only
one in the family, so could not be
replaced. This was the only time
I saw a tear.
You have probably not heard of
the wreck uud would like to know
something of it. Tho captain did
uot seem to know what he was
doing and was a mile oil the course.
It was a timet .Sabbath afternoon
and nil were ou the deck looking
at the laiidscaie, when there was a
sudden lurching of the boat and
water began to pour into the en
gine room. Tliey bail run ou a
rock. The bout soon began to
sink, but everyone was saved. The
little boats were swarming around
the ship and the passengers were
curried to different Yokohama villages.
Three ladies had rather a rnght
ful experience. They were carried
to a little village, they knew not
where, and after paying the Inmt
meir thirty dollars, they went into
a Japanese house, ami in a short
while the boatmen came and de
manded five hundred dollars from
them. They did not have so much,
ami told the iiieu they would give
them one hundred dollars. But
they would not accept that amount.
Fortunately for the laities, one ol
the lower officers of the lioat was
brought to the same place, antl ar
rived just iu time to arrest the men.
With liest love to you all whom
I know, Foudly yours,
Etiiki. E. Kiti.kr.
Kunsan, Korea, April (ith, 1!K17.
Tetter Cured.
A lady customer of ours had suffered
with tetter for two or three years. It
got so bad on her hands that she could
not attend to her household duties.
One bos of Chamberlaiu's Salve cured
her. Chamberlain's medicines give
splendid satisfaction in this communi
ty. M. II. Koduey & Co., Almond,
Ala. Chamberlain's medicines are for
sale by English Drug Company.
Kvery man gets mighty proud of
his vices when a clergyman goes
wrong.
Bert barber ol Klton.W'is., says: "I
have only taken four doses of your
Kidney and bladder I'll la and they
have done for me more than any oth
er niediciue has ever doue. 1 am still
taking the pilti ai 1 want a perfect
cure." Mr. barber refers to IVWitt s
Kidney aud bladder Tills, whit b are
unequaled for backache, weak kid
neys, inflammation of the bladder and
all urinary troubles. A week's treat
ment for 25 cents. Sold by S. J. Welsh
and C.N. Simpson, jr.
Wise is the lawyer who doesn't
attempt to break his wife's will
Monro n tic Harrises anJ Lives ol 1
5orro. I
Mrht!rr Ha-. 1
The suggestion of The Monroe,
Journal that something shotiUI be
done to protect parents in Nolth
Carolina from the wideo-n mar
riairc laws t.l South Carolina is a
good one. We have alwas bean I
that it is easy to get nuiried iu
South Carolina - that all you have
to do is in go to a minister or fti
cer clothed with the Ihwt to '(!
the ki.ot' and the wotk ran
done without any guarded rest lie
Hons as tu ace. etc. And How we
aie told that it is really not neccs
sarv i'l that State to hae any ccie
uionv. but that 4 couple is legally
married iu South Carolina if they,
iu the present e of any w it new,
agree to lie man and w ife, aud that
under the law even a mock mar
ri'ige is binding if pulled elf in Hit
presence of witnesses.
The unrestricted marriage laws
of South Carolina have resulted in
blighting the holies of hundreds ol
parents in North Carolina who
iive seeu the opportunities of life
closed to a sou or daughter, w ho at
at early age, under a erae w hich
they called "love," hurried to
South Carolina and got married
when thev knew no more almut tin
responsibilities of married life than
a nii month old yearling.
Aside from the extreme disgust
that kind of marriages causes,
there is an element of sadness that
accompanies such senseless per
formaiiees. To see a bright lsy or
girl, whose mi nils are yet in the
formative or unileveloieil js'iiod,
give up the opportunity of rmdv
ing a practical education, and w ith
nothing that they can call their
own except a little wearing apparel,
assume responsibilities that should
never ls takeu except by mature
minds and only after long and care
ful e nioiderat ion, is like a leap in
the dark from a dangerous preci
pice aud alsiut as fatal in its re
suits - fatal to the success and hap
piness of the youths w ho start tint
iu life thus handicapped.
If young iieople would always
wait to reach the ages ol . to
IK) years liefore marriage, there
wouldn't be so many examples
that furnish an argument that
"marriage is a failure." While it
is true that through natural mental
weakness a giddy headed pair of
things, at any age, that wear pants,
cloth and calico may sometimes
marry quickly through "love at
first sight," it is not often that
marriage is a "failure" if the couple
carry w ith them a sullic icut amount
of age aud experience to be guided
by mature judgment and common
sense.
Youthful marriages and "roman
tic" marriages are the kind that
are disgusting to thoughtful peo
ple. Of course it is not impossible
for successful and happy lives to
follow, just us it is not impossible
for a man to bring down a bird on
the w ing at a distance of a hundred
yards with a shotgun, but the
chances are against such adven
tures.
The Child Marriage Hvll.
t'liiirli.lti- i1t,it.
lieferring to the child marriages
which South Carolina continues to
permit anil citing a recent rase iu
which runaway children from North
Carolina thwarted parents by cross
ing the line, The Monroe Journal
suggests that North Carolina "re
fuse to rerogui.e the marriage as
valid in this State of persons under
age who have such service perform
ed in South Carolina." With all
due regard for the principle of
comity among States as laid down
in the full faith and credit clause
of the Federal constitution, we do
uot hesitate to express our opinion
that the matter may yet come to
this. When Earl Russell was on
trial liefore the British House of
Ijords for bigamy, a Nevada divorce
from tho first wife was proved by
the defence, but the law lords, term
ing the Nevada Dakota brand of
divorce "a fraud upon civilized
jurisprudence," refused to reeog
ni.e the decree as valid, and the
accused nobleman's trial by his
peers resulted in a penitentiary
sentence. If the South (arolina
legislature continues to defeat the
apparent desire of its people that
an end be put to the Smith Carolina
child marriage by enacting a mar
riage license law, adjoining States
may lie driven to unusual measures
for self protection.
He Fired the Stick.
"I have fired the walk ing stick I've
carried over to years on account of
a sore that resisted every kind of
treatment, until I tried Bucklcu's
Arnica Salve; that has healed the
sore and made me a happy man,"
writes John Garrett of North Mills,
N. C. Guaranteed for piles, burns,
etc., by English Drug Co. J.c.
Babies are the mainspring in the
watches of the night.
S Consumption U leu deadly than it used to be.
w. It
certain reuet and usually complete recovery
will result from the following treatment:
Hope, rest, freih air, and Scoffs
LmuUion.
ALL DRUCGISTSl 60c AND tl.OO.
4i
They usually want
something from
the pantry
You remember the hunger you had
.Home cooking counts for much
V. in the child's health; do not imperil
it with alum food by the use of poor .baking powder.
Have a delicious, pure, home-made muffin, cane or biscuit ready when they
jtVimciiiojiuiru, you must use
BAKERS
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a difference in your cooking.
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come in.
IJolh Were Collectors.
I'tevrUinl I'ljltl IhaltT.
A lis'al newspaper artist got a
letter one day from a man over in
Indiana who said he was making a
collection of sketches. "I have
drawings from well known news
paper artists iu nearly every State
in the I nion, tin- Indiana man
wrote, "but I have none from ( Ihio.
I have seen some of your work and
I think it is good. If you will send
me some little sketch lor my col
lection I shall have it framed."
The artist not iced from the letter
head that the Indiana man wascou
nt't'tcil with a bank iu one of the
small towns over in the Stale of
literature. That gave him a hunch.
ami he wrote back as follows:
"I am making a collection of ?!(
bills. I haven't secured specimens
from every State iu the t'liion, but
I have several tens ami a few twen
ties and I am particularly an ioiis
to have a ten dollar bill from Indi
ana. I notice that you are employ
ed in a place where ten dollarhiils
are kept, and if you send me one
for my collection I shall be glad to
have it framed."
He Had Saved Money.
NVw V..rk l'r.
Frank Kddy used to have a friend
who never was known to stand treat
to anything, neither dinner, th inks,
cigars, theatre nor oiera. bic day,
meeting him by chance, he said,
earnestly:
"lust the man I want to see,
Judge liennctt's Crop Report.
j.lt".Uiri Mi-.iicir mut lnu-lllifi'llt-t'r.
1 have not seen any fields of
wheat this spring but I have seen
many patches of wheat. These are
well grow n in stalk and heads and
promise rich returns iu quality
and quantity.
( Kits are above th? average and iu
Charley. If you want to make a good out laud promise one of those
yields such as Carter hud when he
could not stack them ou the land.
Itye is satisfying.
Illatk Kiutner barley anil tl waif
Kssex rajM lack nothing, expect in
the area sown.
Cotton is at the door of every
husbandman. Kvery man has his
opinion of Ike crop. Time at last
resolves it.
The Magic No. J.
Niiinlier three is a wonderful mas-
t for Geo. II. Parris of Cedar
Grove, Me., according fo a letter
which rends: "After snivel ing much
with liver and kidney trouble, and
becoming greatly discouraged by
the failure to find relief, I tried
Klectric Hitters, and as a result am
a well man today. Tbe first bottle
relieved anil three bottles complet
ed the cure." Guaranteed best on
arth for .stomach, liver and kidney
troubles by Knglish Drug Co. ."0c.
Child of l ive Kills riothcr.
rk. I' . 1M-J.iit. il. .will nil.
Mrs. Frank Doll of Airville,
York county, was killed today by
her 5-year-old son with a shotgun.
A port ion of the woman's head w as
blown oil'. The killing was declared
to lie accidental by a coroner'sjiiry
w hich had Ini'ii summoned by Jus
tice of the Peace J. S. Posey.
During the mother's absence this
morning the chilil, Krnest Doll, se
ll red the shotgun, w hich wasstand-
ing in the corner of the kitchen,
placed a shell in position, as lie hail
often seen his father do, and then
pointed it toward the door through
which the mother would have to
pass to get into the room. The
mother soon returned, nntl when
she oH'iied the door the little fel
low pulled the trigger. I he aim
was true, the full charge striking
her iu the head, causing death in
stantly. NcighlKirs w ho heard the
shooting rushed to the Doll home.
The father was sent for, and when
he was told of the tragedy liccamc
frantic with grief.
The son who did the shooting,
when he realized that his mother
was dead, called for her return.
little money rk'lit oiiiek l'e L'ot a
good investment."
All eagerness, Charley wanted to
know everything, but Fitly whis
pered: "ll isn't sale to sieak of a
matter of this kind in a public
street; where can we go and talk
private!) !"
"Why, let us step into this cafe
ami have a drink and chat."
"(iihiiI enough." Two w hiskies
were ordered and disposed of.
"How uiuchf" asked Charley.
"Twenty-live cents," said the
bartender.
Having cast down his quarter,
Charley said to his friend: "Now,
how alsiut that investment!"
"You've already made it, ami
have the prolits in your pocket."
"What do you meant"
"Well, you always drink alone
at l.'i cents a drink, two for ,'!n
cents. You and 1 have just had
two thinks for a quarter; therefore,
by investing H.1 cents you have
saved a nickel. (!ootl morning!"
Remarkable Rescue.
That truth is stronger than fiction,
has once more Ih'cii demonstrated
in the little town of Fedora, Tenn.,
the residence of ('. V. Pepper. He
writes: "I was in lied entirely dis
abled with hemorrhages of lungs
ami throat. Doctors failed to help
me and all hope hail lied w hen I
hegnu taking Dr. King's New Dis
covery. Then instant relief came.
The coughing soon ceased; the
bleeding diminished rapidly, ami
in three weeks I was able to go to
work." Guaranteed cure for coughs
and colds, otic, and el. at Fuglish
Drug Company's. Trial bottle free.
There ia no case cf indigestion, no
matter huw irritable or how obstinate,
that will not lie speedily relieved by
the use of Kodnl. The main factor iu
ruriiiK the stomach of any disorder is
rest, am! Hie only way to gtt rest ia to
actually digest the food for the stom
ach itself. Kodol will do it. It is a
scientific preparation of vegetable
acids Cinttai niiiR the very same juices
foiiud in a healthy stomach . It con
forms to the pure food and drugs law.
Sold hyS.J. Welsh aud C.N.Simpsou.jr.
That a cat is a good snake fighter
is oil en shown by numerous tales
tif battle between the two. In Ver
ona, N. J., recently, a pet Maltese
cat ami a blowing adder, one of tho
most poisonous snakes, came to
gether. Thecal immediately struck
a lighting like blow ou the snake's
head, and five holes let blood ooze,
out. Two more licks like that anil
the snake tried to crawl away.
As it tin ned, the cat lit on its head
and tore it all to tatters. The ad
der was two feet nine inches long
and as thick as a man's arm.
When you feel the need of a pill
take a I 'i W ilt's Little Early Riser.
Small pill, safe pill, sure pill. Easy to
take- pleasant aud effective. Drives
away headaches. Sold by S. J. Welsh
and C . N Simpson, Jr.
W. S. Itt.AKKNKV. President.
J. It. Sihitk, Vice President.
W. C. Stack, Cashier.
l U. Ahams, Asst. Cush'r.
Every flan His Own Doctor.
The average man cannot afford to em
ploy a physician for every slight ail
uii'iit or injury that may occur in his
family, nor can he afford to neglect
them, as so slight an iuiury as the
scratch of a pin has been known to
cause the loss of a limb. Hence every
man must from necessity be his owo
doctor (or this class of ailments. Suc
cess often depends upon prompt treat
ment, which cau only be had when
suitable medicines are kept at band.
Chamberlain's Remedies have been ia
the market for many years and enjoy
a good reputation. Chamberlain's Col
ic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for
bowel complaint. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for coughs, colds, croup aud
hoopiof; cough. Chamberlain's Pain
Balm (ao antiseptic liniment) for cuts,
bruise, burns, sprains, swellings.lame
back and rheumatic pains. Chamber
Iain's Stomach and Liver Tableti for
constipation, biliousness and stomach
troubles. Chamberlain's Salve for dis
eases of tbe skin. One bottle of each
of these five preparations costs but
f i.aj. For Ml by English Drug Co.
tffa Bank of Union,
MoMOII . .C,
TllK Is now established in its jierniaiieiit home. Tho location was
Hank of selected and the huildiinr erected w ith an eye to the convenience
Union of the public. The site and the miiMTstnicture arc ideal for busi
ness. Not only I Ins, but the Dunk has installed in its offices an
entirely new outfit. A vault hint been built that is absolutely
firepnxif for the keeping of IsKiks, mcrs snd records, with private lock boxes
for rent cheap. Considerable money has leen invested in safe in order that the
customers of the Hank may feel safe at all times in regard to their deHsits.
This safe is a marvel of mechanism and has no su'rior in this country for
strength and safety. It will Is- shown to customers and visitors with pleasure.
In short, the Hank of Union has made an effort to please the public and to pro
vide every comfort, convenience and safeguard for those doing business with, it.
The accommodations afforded arc now unsurpassed. If the iieople will recognise
these facts by bringing their deposits, their patronage will be highly appreciated
and the btnents will be mutual.
The Bank of Union, Monroe, N. C.
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