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Tka do not tJMnly fhuh th bawala bat tea as Ika few and aoanaca to ruuiu umv prapar fvBcuaaa. 5a mild and lanlla da thay act that ooa hardly raaJixaa that thay ha-a lakaa awdiciaa. ChambarUin'a labial caa ha raliad upoa la ralia-a diIioumwm, iaxbawrtiaa, conatipatiaa aod dillinaw. Said a, erywbara. Prica 2S cant. KOR 8ALK BY ALL DRL'UGIHTS. KEY McNKELY. VANCE McNEELY. McNeelu & MGNeely, ATTORNE.yS-AM.flW. Practice in the State and Federal courts. WTOftice up-Btair over Postoffice. W. B. HOUSTON, SURGEON DENTIST, Office np stairs, Fitzgerald Building, Northwest of Courthouse, Monroe, N. C. DOCTOR H.D. STEWART, PHYSICIAN, MONROE, N.C. If you desire my mrUm, eall ma through aoairitnea 'phona HI ; Offloe 'phone T. Office hours It to 12, a. m and from S SO to I P. m. Ofllraover Union Drug Company's. Kea- lacnaa on Lancaster avenue. -Two dayV limit" said Willi Bate be looked doubt fully at tbe tkkvt. Tan I make It In that timer "Yea." a ud tbe agent tuabed tro change through tbe window aud wait ed eipertantfy for tbe nest man lu tbe line, "we make close couorrtiou. 'lea minute stop at Columbia aud twentr st Charlotte for dinner. Jackaourllle; Nine-tea. And Date felt hltnaWf pushed unceremoniously aside by a portly man. wbo waa eager to i rbange a banknote for the ticket wbk-b I waa being stamped. "That your train on tbe outside track." tbe agent called warulngly. "Better hurry." As this advice was accentuated by a sharp "All aboardr and a rush of a few belated passenger toward tbe outside track. Bate natetx-U up his band bag and sprang forward. "Whew, that was certainly a close connection:" he said grimly a be wung bliueelf on tbe rvar car of the inoTlna train. "If 1 keen on at lliis rate I'll get through lu time for the sale, and that will mean a tlmuxnud dollars In my pocket. I.ucky I thought of it." The pnrlor car was full, so Bates went on until be found a seat with loquacious. Insistent hotel runner. Jusi acroes was a bright looking woman In a plaiu traveling suit, aud he glanced at ber with sudden, half recogulzlug Inquiry. But a traveler Is always runulng across faces that look familiar, and bis attention was awn engrossed In warding off the advances of tbe hotel runner. The train rushed on with the tehe nieut, noisy impetuosity peculiar to soutb trains, as though striving to give an inijiresslou of terrific ieed, and the flue South Carolina dust Kitted In through the windows and spread thickly over the dingy plush neuts. calling forth handkerchiefs and lui patient exclamations fmiii the pnssen gers and swirling now nnd then Into angry clouds at the feeble onslaught of the train boy- broom. Once he noticed the woman of the opposite seat looking nt lilin iinpiir Ingly. as though she, too. was trying to rival I something familiar. Hut when he turned to her she was gazing from the window. At Columbia he spent the ten mill utes In a forced defense of politics and ut Charlotte was glad to leave bis companion nnd join the rush toward the railroad restaurant. As a general thing he avoided such places. There were opt to be poor food and service. and not infrequently one was served so late that he could only snatch a few mouthfuls befure It wns time to hurry for the train. But here ho was agreeably disap pointed, uud when be went to the desk near the door to leave his 73 cents It was with a feeling of satisfaction at not having been imposed upon. Out side he looked at bis watch. It still lacked Ave minutes of train time, ho he walked leisurely down the plat form. As he turned to come back he found himself face to face with the woman who rat opposite him lu the car. For a moment they gazed squarely into each other's eyes, then both started forward. "Aren't you Charlie llolbrook?" the woman ORked eagerly. "I thought I knew you on the train." "Yes, and you are, or was, Alice Purree," Bates said, no less eagerly. "My, but I'm glad to meet you! Let me see, it's eighteen years since I left tho old village, and I haven't seen a soul from (t here since. How are they all your mother, and Henry Taber, aud my cousin. Bob Bates? Bobs tbe only kin 1 have, but be aud I never did get on well together. Oh, I beg your pardon"-hurriedly "l forgot." "My mother died ten years ago," she answered steadily. "After that I came wnil h and huve only been back once since. Henry Tuber had the postolttce the last I knew, nnd Bob" There was n significant movement across the platform, and Bates glaue ed at his watch. "It's time to get on Itonrrt'" be ex claimed. "We'll finish our talk In the bis rap ra-xie down tbe platform, and Bate t-a'led bins m it la a gesture. "How long lafor tbe Melt train north?" he dftuaudnL "An hour and forty minute." TumhIT turuirg to ber, with beam ing satisfaction. -And you have to wait two b.Kirs. That will give u plenty of time to talk. Now." with a strange eageruea In bis volve. "do you mean You Are Subject To The Law of Accidents. .Are you proof acrainst disease and accidents? If you are not. - i . . a i vvhiw wim ovu u any v a v n viva s-u miLfvi vwuvv wv v- v.vvMaao i nVS not 10 t?-6 been of fl yourself and family. An accident and health policy will protect u I w-ftr ence in bnncint? about thu wnmW.f r i t j ...:n i5n w? v..- .u. . . . i vuu injin iikoc ui Liriit Krui win imv vuur iiim Liir u ma. lie 1111 1? liic 1 a. rl What tbe Local Paper Does for (laterUI Protress. Charluttr thnrr. Much of the development and new life which the small and Isolated towns of this Slate hare recently taken on is due to the progressive action of their local papers. The latter hare done a great deal of good; Every year 5,20,000 persona are in jured by accidents; Every year 1,383 are killed or injured by lightning; Every year 590,400 accidents occur about toe home; Every year 393,600 are killed by hor ses or vehicles; Every year 492,000 are killed or injur ed on the street every year. Your chance is one in 1,300, and you may be the next one. to tell me Bate the fall N,.l.l. I .11.1 . . . i , .i , . . . . I J WU -Jtl V atlllC 01 I never married anybody, much less 'a V T,;n " 7kV" r.oeb1 P0" Jou can DUJr' nsluer seriously we iouuwinK mcia Bob Bate. I never liked that man." I ,l, . ... Stranp.. and be told me"- . couuiry wu luinis Whatr she demanded .barnlv. hl C0UD,y. newspaper has no loflu- Whv. that vou wrre nromiaed la Of that its TO1O0 IS not beard him and that-well, what be told me jouUide the immediate community is wa tbe cause of my leaving and of greatly mistaken. A county news- ray nt communicating with any on I paper properly conducted is a DOW' in tbe old village during all the erful factor and has a wide circle of year. And to think"- Here a truck influence. The mod anrh narwra An Inail MillLl n.t.kl n 1.1 1 I . . . . . .1 ' , ' " "" '" " '"'7' "" u oeyona calculation, and the great- w.rd them, and they were forced ak)e.L, ;., . t' t. . . Bate caught th eye of a waiting .k hackmao and nodded. A moment later uouiD R. . . iuu lBe oro the carrtage atood beside tbe platform. BP"a is meir influence ror gooa to with tbe driver holding open the door lh community in which they are for them to euter. I puDlunea. talk." said Bate genially. "Suppoa I ' "vm nam rwu. we take a drive through some of the t neyer leu so near my grave, says quiet streets of tbe city. We have Lewis Cbamblin of Manchester, 0., plenty of lime." Then be looked at K. r. D. No. 3, "as when a frightful her with a new thought in hi eye. cough and lunc trouble Dulled me i uiuoi at you in me - ne uefsn. down to 115 nonnda in an tr,f mane then added hustlly. "Tou haven't bad ppm-ip. .nA ,kA K, Ar. knA ainner. I suppose. , .... ... . ucs. cauj ji v fj tvua ia uuc ouici HI IDR. B. C. REDFEARN.t UISUIIl Charges reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed. Office one door south ol C.W.Bruner's Store, Monroe, N. C. Will be at Marshville, N. C.on first and third Monday of each month, and at Matthews on second sad fourth Mondays. Phone 33 a J. J. PARKER, LAWYER. fTMUeaa la I lata aod Fader! Coart. lotas CoUaaUoa. Offlo la rt Oat at btlldlna. Moaroe, IT. C. Hut the woman drew back. "This isn't my tralu." she said. "I wait here two hours." "Renllyr with sudden dismay In his voice. "Why, I was counting on a good long talk. Is Bob-your husband along?" She looked surprised. "I don't know what you mean," he answered. "1 have never married. I came south ten years ago In search of work and have been teaching school ever since. You'll miss your train." It was already gliding down tbe plat form, but he neither notlred It nor ber warning, in his eyes was an expres sion of Incredulous Inquiry. ' "Isn't Bob Bates' She motioned toward the train. "You'll miss ltr she cried sgaln; then her band dropped to her side. There; it Is too latet Was It very Importantr anxiously. "Yes no-that is, I guess so," he an swered indifferently. "A thousand dol lars, I believe." A man with the emblemstlc 8. B. ea "No." hesitating and flushing a lit tie. "I"- Oh. I understand." quickly. "You are like me and can't put up with the makeshifts of a railroad restaurant Now, I'll tell you what." unblushinitly, "I'm about a hungry as a man can be. mere s a nice hotel lu back some where. We'll go to that and bare dinner, and then we'll drive about tbe city and talk until train time." There was hesitation, almost refu sal, on ber face; but, feigning not to notice It, be urged her Into the carriage and then sprang In himself and mo tioned for the driver to close tbe door. An hour passed and then a half hour, and soon after a train rumbled Into the station and then rumbled away. Twenty minutes more aud an other train arrived and departed. A It disappeared the carriage again whirled up beside tbe station. uas my train goner' the woman asked anxiously as she reached tbe platform. Bates took out bis watch and looked at It meditatively. "I'm afraid it has." be answered. and my train, too. with its possible tl'ousand dollars. We've loen gone a little over two hours. Driver," severe ly, "you ought not to La ve taken us so far." There was grave concern in bis voice, but in his eyes was u sly twinkle. which she did not notice. The driver twirled his hat aiKilogetlcally lu oue hand, but luto the other a generous tip bad been slipped, so be was silent. It is really too bud," Bates con tlnued sympathetically. "There Is only one more train out today, and that goes toward liUhmond. But I'll tell you what," as though struck by a sud den solution of the problem, "supiiose we take that. You know, what you have promised me at the end of three months. Now, what Is tbe use of waiting that long? You have no peo ple, and 1 have noue, and If you go back to that school you have been telling me about It will bo to unap preciatlvc employers and at wages that will scarce pay your expenses. I have a good house waiting for some body to look after It aud wore money in the bank than I know what to do with. Now. my idea Is for us to go to a minister. You know where a min ister lives, don't you?" ta the driver. "Yls, sorr," grinning. "And then come back and take the train for Richmond. It is a very nice lty, and you are bound to like it. How does the scheme strike you?" Evidently it struck ber unfavorably or as something too astounding to ad mit even of a reply. 'Goodl" he said beamingly. "Silence means consent. Now we will drive back to tbe hotel and write a couple of letters. You tell the school committee that unforeseen circumstances prevent ed your returning, and I will write that tbe same kind of circumstances have kept me from attending the sale. Come." She parted ber lips as though to pro test and even tried to draw back, but her heart was with this man wbo bad been so much to ber youth and wbo bad returned, aud lu the end she en tered the carriage with him and the door was nguln closed by the driver. It Is said that the groom Is usually the one to show trepidation at a wed ding, but lu this case It was tbe bride. In a twinkling tbe whole course of her life bad been turned. She was being transformed from a schoolteacher to a wife. But In ber breast was that satisfaction nt being permitted to give up that struggle with the world which 1 natural to men and usually distaste ful to women. Instead a vision glim mered before her eye a vision of home, husband and children and, despite such gasps ss one will take at being swung over a precipice, she was hsppy. An hour later this driver was stand ing on tbe platform of tbe station watching the train rumble away to ward Richmond. Not until It had dis appeared did he climb back to bis box and drive toward home. Bridget, hi wife, waa preparing ufper when he came In from tbe stable. "Och, Pat," she called In sudden ap prehension, "bow come yes so soon? It is bad luck ye've been bavin' the day?" "Troth, no, Biddy," catching her in his arms and swinging ber about tbe room and then slipping a crisp new ten dollar bill in her hand. "That's tor the new clothe the chllders nsd." Dr. Kings New Discovery, which completely cured me. Now I weigh 160 pounds and can work hard. 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Our hands lost their cunning for work like this, and we buy such things from factories where they are mad In quantities by skilled workmen, who do the same thing day in and day out. These men turn out uniform work, and when we buy a certain brand of shoe, we are guaranteed that it will be like all the others of that brand. Why then do we want Home-Made Fertilizers? Suppose we can figure out that there is a saving of a dollar a ton by buying the ingred ients and mixing them at home. Suppose we do this and find out after it is everlastingly too late that the man we had working on the job made a mistake and got the ingredients wrong, or slouched his work (men have done such things) and failed to thoroughly mix the ingre dients. When we compare our crop with the neighbor who bought the proper brand and made two bales of cotton against our one and a half, we figure out the saving backward. Thus: Half bale of cotton lost $40.00 Saved on Home-Mixed Fertilizer 1.00 or $2.00, or $5.00, or even $ 10.00. What's the answer? Suppose it were possible to save as much as $2.00 by home-mixing. Suppose with the utmost care, you get the best hand mix possible; is it worth jeopardizing a whole year's toil to save this and run a chance of falling short in the crop even a little bit? A ton of good fer tilizer ought to make two bales of cotton worth fully $150.00. If by any chance, you, should miss this 2 per cent., more than all the saving is gone. Does any farmer believe that he can mix fertilizers with farm labor and never go wrong by as much as Two Per Cent? Nothing but first-class machines in a first-class factory,' run by first class skilled labor, can approximate this result. There is no way to accurately mix fertilizers and be sure that every ounce is like every other ounce except to Mix by Machinery. 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