THE UNION COUNTY PAPER EVERYBODY READS IT." "THE UNION COUNTY PAPER-EVERYBOiA NEEDS nV The Monroe jouknM PUBLISHED TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS j VOL.23. No. 57. MONROE, N. C, FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 1197. $1.50 PER YEAR CASH. MAX CLEARED .t,48 OFF 12 ACKF-S TOBACCO IX COLUMBUS 'Sraiiegoat' Is Uark In the County For Few Day, and He's Getting the reputation of lu-lng an Awful l.iur .Around aliaw. Waxhaw. Aug. 23. Well. I a:n at home again for a few days and I had been aiming to write a tetter for every issue of The Journal while I was here, but my good or bad reso lution has been broken right at the start and The Journal has come from the press once by the time that I sit down for the first letter. The over powering knowledge that for once In seven months there was not a single thing that I just had to do, was too much for me, and I got sick the very next day after getting home. From a very serious condition I Improved enough to jump out of bed and go fishing with Dick McGuirt when he put in an apperance along In the af ternoon. We got out our nets and then I got sick again and despite Dick s remonstrations I set out on foot for home. It was only four miles, and when I got there I tarried long enough to get something to eat and then set out for where I knew there was a pretty girl. I lingered till about 11 o'clock and then came home and went to bed, and that brings me to this morning when I am about to begin to tell what a wonderful liar the folks around here think I have become. They always knew I was a good one, but I have Improved be yond their imagination. One of the first things at which they were more or less prone to scoff was my ac counts of the crops in Columbus. They could not believe that a man could clear three thousand, four hun dred and eighty dollars from twelve acres In tobacco, or of the fish up there being so plentiful that they would jump In your boat at night when you are rowing around. I am not belittling things and crops here at home, in some respects this Is still my home, and I have a streak of loyalty in my composition, but all the same I can't restrain from "bragging" a little on the wonderful agricultural conditions In the county of my adopted home. Diversified farming and naturally splendid agrl cultural soils are two of the very finest assets of Columbus. About the farmers up there and speaking hon estly they will average way behind our people In matters of education and knowledge of good farming, but they make more money than we do and it costs them far less labor. The soils are responsible for that condl tlon. Anything that they plant will grow and produce astonishing yields They have half a dozen splendid money crops and have money the year round. Strawberries are the first thing in order and they ship from seven to twelve hundred car loads northwards each spring. Bankers tell me that the strawberries bring a million dollars into the county each spring. Following strawberries, the Irish potato crop Is harvested and put on the market. This year it proved a bonanza, probably three hundred car loads of the "spuds" were shipped out and the prices ranged from 15.00 to 19.00 per barrel. They planted corn on the potato fields and now they have another and equally splen did crop that win soon come out. Ar ter the potatoes were harvested, the cucumber crop came In and about three hundred cars were shipped and then a second crop of Irish potatoes was planted on the cucumber land. From the beginning of the strawberry season to the present time, several hundred cars of beans, peaches, pep pers and all sorts of truck have been sent speeding northward and have brought tremendous returns. The tobacco Beason is now on and the amount of money the weed Is bringing almost passes understand ing. Between seven and eight mil lion pounds of the weed will be sold In Columbus this summer and It will bring an average price of about thirty cents per pound. The other day a little one horse farmer came in and subscribed to our paper and he was looking sort of down in the mouth. When asked what was troub ling him he replied that he had clear , ed fifteen hundred dollars off of his 'six acres in tobacco and that he had ordered him an automobile, only to find out the next day that he had passed the draft examination and would have to go to France. At . Clarkton, Saturday afternoon while I was on my way home I saw one of our Columbus farmers and asked him about his crop. He had planted 12 acres In tobacco and he cleared three thousand four hundred and eighty five dollars from it. Mr. Beasley, both G. M. and R. F. have been to Whiteville recently and they saw and talked with this man at the ware house. They saw the tobacco there, piles of it no larger than a bale of cotton and worth three or four hun dred dollars. Some of the farmers will actually make as high as six hundred and fifty dollars per acre from their tobacco. About the potatoes, I will have to tell a little true story to Impress their yields and prices this spring: At Tabor, one of our towns that Is nearly as large as Marshville or Waxhaw, a man had six acres that he wanted to dispose of last spring. The land was Inside the town limits and the price he asked was one hun dred dollars per acre. He could not find a buyer, so he planted a little over half the tract In Irish potatoes and cleared over twelve hundred dol lars from It. I have heard of many Instances of farms being bought on time last fall and of the money .be ing already made and the new owner having a snug bank account In the bargain. The country is new and set- 41. a nmrioratalv fair u.l began only a few years back. It Is a little out of the ordinary routes of travel and people have not yet learn ed of it and of its marvelous possibili ties to the farmer, but the time will come when they will know of it and then there will begin a steady tide of immigration to the coastal farming country, and many of those who go will come from our own Piedmont section. Many of our people have be?n very much interested and several of our good farmers are expressing their intention of going out there on a prospecting trip at an early date. In some ways I think our good coastal country must have been unduly slan dered. Nearly every man I met up with asks about the prevalence of mosquitoes, and the assumption seems to be that Columbus Is full of the pests. This is a mistake. There may be some there and I have not the least doubt of it, but during the time I have been there I do not re call having seen them. I never hear them mentioned by Columbus people and I am doubtful If they exist out there in half the numbers that pre vail here. Our people out there are physical ly much stronger looking than the average Union county man. Every one seems to make enough money to get a good deal of all the enjoyments of life. I would hazard the guess that three hundred new automobiles have come in the county during the past two months, and big touring cars are the prevailing types, though of course, "Tin Lizzies" are there the same as flies are in every part of the earth. We have the largest natural lake in North Carolina and it Is only eleven miles from the county seat. Its waters are unsurpassed for bath ing and although the coast is only thirty miles away and millions of dollars are spent there to advertise and develop the resorts. Lake Wacca niaw comes In for big crowds of pleasure seekers who know what they want. There are thousands of acres of the finest agricultural trucking and stock raising land In the world out there still in an undeveloped state. The huge saw mills are penetrating far Into what was once vertible Jun gles and denuding them of their tim ber, but through some mischance the eyes of the homeseekers have always been diverted to the more well known and advertised portions of the State. I have not seen a rock since I went out there, with the exception of those used for the ballasting on the rail ways. Terraces to prevent land erosion are unknown and not neeaea The soils are full of humus and ab sorb all the rainfall with the excep tlon of a small amount. Streams never rise more than two feet during the most severe rainy periods. The drinking water is uniformly as clear as crystal and sparkling cool. If there Is any brackish drinking water any where in the county I have yet to find It. The water In the streams is of a blackish color, partly of itself and partly due to the jet black soils underneath It. All the lands are practically level and It will never wash away unless the country gets flooded with "big heads" like me from Union, who cause It to tip over. People around home, meaning here, are saying the corn crop Is splendid this year. I am a Union county boy and am loyal to it, but I can't see this year s crop In the same way they do until I get more of the black soil of Columbus from my heels. Where corn Is growing out there It Is growing in perfect jungles and it receives but little work and that of a sorry nature, at that, In most cases. Most of the cultivation Is done with a turn pjow for both cotton and corn. In a few years we will have a won derful change out there. New farm ers with new Ideas of farming will come In and the once unknown coast al country will out rank the Piedmont in its wealth. Jesse Williams or the Waxhaw Bank and Trust Company remarked to us that this county was a mighty good one, but poor, he was right there and unless we hit some thing that will bring more alluring returns to our farmers than cotton does, many of them will seek other sections. Mr. Williams seemed mightily In terested in Columbus, but was afraid of mosquitoes hurting his complex ion. I had not seen any out there and could not tell him whether or not there was any, but it may Interest him to know that John Beas- whose's reputation for veracity Is more or less to be doubted, has since almost sworn that there was none out there, and John ought to, know for he stayed with me nearly two weeks and slept nearly all the time and nev er got bit. However, when I look ed at our diminished bank account after he departed, I felt stung. Nor Custom Stale. Mother you were a long time In the conservatory with Mr. Willing last night, my child. What was go ing on? Daughter Did you. ever sit in the conservatory with father before you iuarred him? Mother I suppose I did. Daughter Well, mother, It's the same old world. Tit-Bits. Safe Both Way. "Who is your favorite composer?" "Wagner," replied Mr. Cumrox. "You must be a student of music." "No. I mention Wagner for the sake of rellerlng myself of conver sational strain. If the other man doesn't like Wagner, he won't want to hear me say another word." "And If he does?" "He'll want to do all the talking himself." Washington Star. THF.ItK WILL 11 K PLENTY OF iilSri FOK TIIK UlSY FARMER With Five Plants Already Iiuilt, and a Irosiet of More llelni Erected, the Fleecy Staple Will be Taken Care of in Short Order. Although Judge B. F. Long has signed the order enjoining Mr. J. T. Shute from operating a gin near the passenger depot. Monroe will not be short on gins this fall by any means. Mr. J. T. Shute has just erected a plant near the water works, and he plans to erect another one on the old Whitfield lot on West Frankiin street if his brother, Mr. J. It. Shute, is allowed to replace the gins in the old plant on Main street and lease it to Mr. J. J. Crow. On the publication of Mr. J. T, Shute's plans to erect a gin on West Franklin street in Tuesday's issue or The Journal, the report became cur rent that there were a lot of objec tions in the air to the building or the nuisances as they are common ly termed. The Aldermen heard, and believed. A session was called for that night, and the Aldermen were expecting a wagon load or pe titions praying that they stop the work. Instead, and it did shock at least one of the City Fathers, the petitions came from the other side. Property owners all up and down Main street signed a petition urging the Alder men not to intetere with the gin on Main street. In addition to all of this weighty matter, Messrs. It. A Morrow and S. O. Blair were on hand to speak a few kind words for the old gin that revolutionized conditions in the South, many, many years ago. Mr. Morrow stated that he had been passing the gin In question for a num ber of years, but he had never thought of It in the light of being a niusance. In fact, Mr. Morrow thinks a gin is good for a town, no matter where it is located. From the way Mr. Morrow express ed himself the Aldemen understood him to look upon the whir of the gins as sweet music. Some are Inclined to believe that Mr. Morrow looks up on glrs as an important part In the cog or world trade, and a man with imagination can easily accord the humble gin, no matter what the sur roundings may be, a high place in the country's industrial mechanism. Neither was there anybody on hand to protest the erection of a gin by Mr. J. T. Shute on West Franklin street. He, however, was not quite so fortunate as his brother. He had nobody there to speak a good word for his proposed gin. Cut, Inasmuch as the proposed gin Is to be erected in the heart of a residential section, the gin music might not sound so sweet where they have pianos and talking machines. i Yet there is a probability that the gin on West Franklin street will not be built after all. In leasing tue Main street gin to Mr. Crow. Mr. J T. Shute alleges a broken contract on the part of his brother, Mr. J. R. Shute. Some time ago, when the eld gin was dismantled, Mr. J. T. Shule bought part of the machinery fro;a Mr. J. R. Shute after the latter had agreed not to operate or assist In the operation, of a gin on that spot. Now Mr. J. R. Shute gets around that feature of the contract existing be tween him and his brother does not bar him from leasing his property to whom he may please, inasmuch as he will take no part in its operation. Legal action, it Is said, will be tak en by Mr. J. T. Shute to prevent the deal between Mr. J. R. Shute and J. J. Crow. It the law falls to grant him relief, it Is understood, he will retaliate by building a gin on West Franklin street. Appearing with Mr. J. R. Shute at the meeting Wednesday night were his attorneys, Messrs. Stack & Park er. Mr. J. T. Shute was on hand with his attorney, Mr. W. B. Love. Mayor John C. Sikes, who is retained by Mr. J. T. Shute, vacated the chair in fa vor of Alderman at Large G. B. Cald well, and left the meeting. If the Main street gin Is operated this fall, and Mr. J. T. Shute builds his proposed gin on Franklin street, there will be plenty of plants to take care of the bumper cotton crop that will probably be harvested In Union county this year. In addition to these two, there Is Mr. J. T. Shute's g!n near the power plant; the oil mill gin; Mr. J. T. Shute's gin Just south of the corporate limits, and Mr. J. R. Shute's and Mr. Hall Wilson's gin north or the corporate limits. The Truth Will Out. A darkey In Louisville who had gone broke In a crap game turned to a friend and requested the tempo rary accommodation of a small loan. "Gus," said the person thus Im portuned, "I'd lak mightily to let you have some money but I'm out of luck my owse f. Dis yere dollar I's about to shoot is de last dollar I got in de world." He shot and lost, while Gus look ed forlornly on. He reached Into his vest pocket and hauled out a crum pled bill. "W'y sho nuff, yere Is another dol lar!" he satd, in tones of astonish ment. Again he shot and lost. Still holding fast to the dice, he unearth ed a third bill from the sweatband of his hat. "Now dis yere Is absolutely de last dollar I owns on dis earth he stat ed for the benefit of the company at large and his chum Gus in particu lar. "W'en hit's gone I's through." He risked it and lost It. As he slid his free hand toward an Inner recess in the waistband of his trous ers the bankrupt Gus spoke up. Keep on shootln', nigger!" bade Gus. "Jes' keep on shootln'. Dem bones'U niek you tell de trug yit." EXEMPTION BOARD ACCFITS 11H IXIOMTKS FOK SERVICE They May Apeal to State IUwrd t2 Were liiven Temorary Dis (barges to lx.k Alter Crops. Upsetting most conjectures, the local exemption board has already ac cepted 118 men for service under the draft act. and the probability Is that more will be added. One-third of the men accepted will be ordered to report to a training camn SeDt. 5. while the remainder will follow in a few weeks. The following were accepted: J. H. Price, Monroe, Rt. 5; Charley Maness. Matthews; Clayton Wall, Monroe; W. B. Cole, Monroe; Walter Gay. R4. Monroe; W. J. Griffin. Marshville; Ernest Pea. Monroe; E. G. Thomas, R4 Marshville. C. V. McGuirt. Waxhaw; Ernest Taylor, Wingate; Will Fetterson, Osceola. S. C; Furman Hill. Monroe; W. M. 3tarnes. Waxhaw; Brady Rowland, Marshville; J. C. Hill, R 4. Marsh ville; Clarence Clontz, Unionville; E. H. Broom, Monroe; Vernon Gurley, Monroe; Will Houston, Waxhaw; Fred Evans, Marshville; Gus Cole man. Monroe; Lemuel Blakeney, R2. Pageland; M. J. Harkey, R18 Mat thews; M. D. Honeycutt, Monroe; S. L. Forbis. Matthews; H. G. Nash, Monroe; L. W. Helms, R3. Monroe; B. B. Williams. Rl, Indian Trail; E. W. Wilson, R5, Marshville; Z. M. Hill, Marshville; T. E. Blythe, Wax haw; Thos. Blakeney, Monroe.; Oscar Helms, Marshville; J. F. Stegall, R3, Monroe; Jason Love, Unionville; Clinton Carelock, Marshville; Cap Davis, Monroe; L. A. Thomas, Marsh ville; John R. Jacob, Waxhaw; Charlie Lathrop, Marshville; James Beaver, R10, Monroe; E. R. Hyatt, R2, Unionville; J. A. Mullis. R8. Mon roe; A. H. Gardner. R2. Marshville; I. iN. Yarborough, R3, Waxhaw; M. B. Price, R2, Marshville; Roy Lenoir Blair, Monroe; Israel Ramseur, Mon roe; Oscar Parker, Monroe; Geo. L. Hart, Monroe; John M. Niven, Wax haw; Baxter Smith, R5, Marshville; D.!S. McCollura R3, Monroe; LeRoy Trull, Monroe; R. M. James, R2, Unionville, J. S. Deese. Monroe; W. C. Austin, Rl, Indian Trail; Oscar Cureton, R5, Waxhaw; Bennie Barnes, Lancaster, S. C; L.M. Clontz, RJ, Unionville; V. F. Webb, Rl. Moo roe; R. C. Gaddy, Marshville; W. D. Davie, R8, Monroe; B. A. Moser. R2, Monroe; Cyrus Robinson R4, Wax haw; Adam Mills, Rl, Monroe; G. F. West, Monroe; Fred Pruett, Buffalo, SJC.; J. C. R-ichardsoiWvlioBroe.; H. A. Blggers, Unionville; L. F. Phirer, Matthews; L. E. Sutton, Monroe: H. F. Mangum, R8, Monroe; S. H. Strawn, Marshville; A. McDonald, R2, Waxhaw; J. W. Parker, Rl, WJn gate; C. O. Delaney, R18, Matthews; John Hanna, R4, Waxhaw; C. N. Medlln Rl, Unionville; Welton Hasty, Monroe; S. C. Chaney, Rl, Unionville; John McDonald, Marsh ville; Dewltt Belk, Monroe; Gus Grii fin, Marshville; W. L. Lindsey, Mon roe; Thos. Cureton, R5, Monroe; John Dunn, R3, Waxhaw; W. B. Wat kins, Marshville; Henry B. Crump, Monroe; Chas. W. Hill, Matthews: Jas. C. Klser, R2, Marshville; W. P Crowder, Monroe; S. R. Hartls, Mat thews; Arthur W. Thomas, Monroe; C. O. Belk, R9 Monroe; Vade Helms, Mineral Springs; Horace Redferan, Monroe; Henry Hancock, Monroe; Oren E. Threatt, Monroe; G. W Kobinson, R3, Waxhaw; John L. Gar land; Walter Thomas, Monroe; Wm. II. Kindley, Indian Trail; Eustace Collins, Monroe; N. A. Crisco, R5, Marshvillle; Chester Boone, Rl, Wax haw; Lee C. Broom, Waxhaw; J. A. Haucom, R2, Unionville; Atlas Marsh Monroe; Brady Biv'ens, Marshville; Mack Crowder, Rl Monroe; Arthur Medlln, R26, Matthews; Willie Stur divant, Monroe; J. F. Davis, R2, Mon- Monroe; W. N. Smith, R2, Union ville; M. B. Ferris, Monroe; Robt. C. Trull, Monroe; Joe Chambers, RFD, Marshville. TemiMirary Exemptions. The board exempted 92 men for a few months, until about Dec. 1 in order that they might harvest their crops, or get their business in shape; whichever the case might be. Those issued this class of discharge were: A. R. Hartis. R26. Matthsws; J. W. Birmingham, R5, Marshville; L. H. Gordon, R5 Monroe; B. U. Pigg. Rl, Unionville; Brady Guln, Rl, Union ville; D. A. Steele, Rl, Lancaster; M. A. Griffin, R3, Monroe; W. L. Hoov er. Matthews; L. F. Austin, R5, Unionville; Robt. Aldrldge, Monroe; Rufus C. F. Allen. Wingate; E. N. Hinson, Rl, Unionville; Yates Med lin, Monroe; I. B. Tarlton, Marsh ville; E. E. Boyd. Waxhaw; John Cunningham, R5, Monroe; Sam Al sobrooks, Rl, Wingate; D. L. Helms Marshville; Jas. A. Starnes, R2, Wax haw; Ernest Plyler, Rl, Monroe; Isom Melton. Rl, Monroe; J. H. Walker, R2, Waxhaw; Geo. L. Ay- coth, R2, Monroe; C. F. Edwards, R2, Monroe; R. M. Gordon, R5. Monroe; Ross Washington, Waxhaw; W. B. Smith, R2, Unionville; T. Z. Purser, 112. Unionville; S. Redfearn Rl, Marshville; T. E. Stacey, R3, Marsh ville; Preston Howard. Marshville; E. A. Nixon, Rl. Unionville; Stoye Mi-Manus, Rio. Monroe; Wm. E. Ben nett. Rl, Wingate; E. S. Hem by, R18, Matthews; Fred Deal, R5. Monroe; J. W. Belk. R5, Monroe; P. C. Har- gett, R6, Monroe; J. A. Mullis. R6, Monroe; A. H. Gardner, R2 Marsh ville; Wm. Houston, R5, Monroe; Lonnle Redfearn, R6. Marshville; H. C. Chambers. Marshville; C. W. Est- ridge. Rl, Waxhaw; A. R. Presley, R2, Unionville; Oscar Jordan, Marsh ville; E. W. Covington. R5. Marsh ville; S. Washington, Rl, Waxhaw; L. W. Pierce, Monroe; M. H. Huntley. R3. Monroe; W. L. Nash, Rl. Win gate; Lonnie Hamilton, Marshville; W. L. Brooks; R3 Monroe; Oscar Blakeney, Rl, Wingate; Wm. L. . Thompson, Waxhaw; C. C. Brooks. R2. Unionville; Morris Vanderburg, R26. Matthews; John Boyd. K9. Mon roe; J. II. Moore. R4. Marshville: Alex Medlin. R4, Monroe; L. R. Gad dy. Marshville; James Fort, Marsh ville; Bud Moser. Rl, Mineral Springs; T. C. Kennington, Monroe; J. W. Caskey. R2 Monroe; Amos F. Little. Rl. Unionville; H. R. Honey cutt. R5, Monroe; W. P. Plyler. R5, Wuxhaw; Harrison Hough. R2. Wax haw; L. . B. Byrum. Rl, Indian Trail. L. B. Parker. R26. Matthews: W. T. Cagle. Rl. Monroe; Wm. E. Baker, R4. Waxhaw; Philip F. Simp son, Matthews; W. V. Crowell. Rl, Unionville; J. R. Broom Matthews; J. O. Starnes. R5, Waxhaw; Wm. B. Simpson. R2, Monroe; L. W. Greene, Rl, Unionville; Arthur T. Deese, Mat thews; J. H. Outen. Rl. Wingatej F. T. Smith, Rl. Wingate; Lee Roy Wade, Waxhaw; II. T. Banknight, Matthews; J. A. Fowler, R5. Marsh ville; Pearl Rorie. R3. Marshville; Zeno Benton, R2, Monroe; J. H. Wat kins R6, Monroe; Van B. Love, Rl, Unionville; P. B. Mills. R3. Marsh ville; Lester Rorie, Marshville; C. F. Braswell. Kl, Wingate. Discharges Allowed. The following registrants were giv en discharges for reasons of depen dency: i J. G. Wiliama, Monroe; James Home, R3, Marshville; I. A. Walden, Rl, Monroe; Murry Helms, Mat thews; J. D. Nash, Rl Wingate; John Thomas, Monroe; J. D. Hinson, Monroe; Will Richardson, Monroe; F. W. Privett, Matthews; N. S. Mills, R3. Marshville; B. Crawford. R2, Waxhaw; George Faulkner, Wax haw; Curtis McKelthen, Wingate; S. O. Robinson, R 8, Monroe; Jas. E. Surratt, R3, Waxhaw; L. P. Davis, Marshville; J. W. Mullis, Rl, Win gate; G. R. Montgomery, R4, Wax haw; Roy Lomax, Monroe; C. H. Hasty Monroe; Bud Allen, Monroe; J. O. Griffin, R4, Monroe; J. D. Mel ton, Rl, Monroe; H. L. Taylor, Mon roe; Esther Sanders, Rl, Monroe; H. N. Greene, R2. Unionville; W. H. Mullis. R 2 Unionville; Jas. H. Mc Coy, Monroe; W. M. Thomas, Monroe. GUARD DIVISION FROM PACIFIC STATES TO GO TO CAMI GREENE Number of Soldiers to Train There Between 80,000 and 40,000 Of ficers From West Are Expected to Arrive Soon Men Coming From Washington, Oregon, Wyoming, Montana. . Washington, Aug. 23. The Forty first national guard division, compris ing troops from Washington, Oregon, Montana, Idaho and Wyoming, has been ordered to train at Camp Greene Charlotte, N. C, and Camp Fremont at Palo Alto, Cal., has been abandoned because the California State health authorities have decided that a latarine sewerage system such as the war department proposed would be injurious to the health of the community. Secretary Baker, announcing the change, said today that the war de partment could not see its way clear to spend hair a million dollars for such a sewerage system as the state health authorities thought necessary in a temporary camp. Decision to transfer the division to Camp Greene caused much speculation as to the possibility that the troops would be sent to France at an early date. No confirmation of the report could be obtained In any official quarter, how ever. It would mean a month's delay to build a water carrier sewer system, and the camp at Charlotte is now practically ready. The transfer of the division to Charlotte, Secretary Baker explained, would make It possible to get the division under training with out delay and bring It 2,500 miles closer to its point of embarkation. A suggestion that the Camp Fre mont site might be used as a national army cantonment was discussed by Senator Phelan with the secretary, but no definite plan for this has been worked out. Reports that the Forty-first devi slon might soon follow the Twenty sixth and Forty-second divisions to France apparently were founded on the fact that the far west is not strongly represented In the Forty second or "Rainbow" division and the Twenty-sixth Is composed entirely of New England troops. The Twenty sixth and the Fort-second are in pro cess of concentration and both prob ably will be ready to go as soon as shipping Is available. "I have come here," said the angry man to the superintendent or the street car line, "to get Justice; Jus tice, sir. Yesterday as my wife was getting off one or your cars, the con ductor stepped on her dress and tors a yard or frilling off the skirt." The superintendent remained cool. "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know that we are to blame for that. What do you expect us to do.? Get her a new dress?" "No, sir. I do not intend to let you off so easily as that," the other man replied gruffly. I.e brandished In his right hand a small piece of silk. "What I propose to have you do," he said, "is to match this silk." . Too Academic. "Sometimes, to be sure, the opening is so unfortunate as to incur instant resentment and postively invite re fusal. Take the case of the diminu tive man of kindly appearance who was accosted bv a seedy purist with the words: ' sir, i am looking tor a mue suc cor." "Well," snorted the wearer of the site 13 1-3 collar, "do I look like one?" itnderiu rk denied DIVORCE; FEW CASKS OF .MICH INTEREST Sheriff J. V. Griffith Takes a N'on- Suit in the Famous Gin Cast'. While A. F. lirook and V. L. Griffin, on Their Failure to Ai- iear, Were Taxed With Costs. Mr. R. C. Funderburk failed to se cure a divorce from his wile, Mrs Cora Funderburk in Superior court for the trial of civil cases last Tues day. He alleged that his wife had committed adultery, but the court thought differently. Mr. and Mrs. Funderburk were married in !JJ1Z. but separated a few days after the vows were pronounced. Last year Mr3. Funderburk sued for alimony for the maintenance of a child, and the court granted her $10 a month. This action was taken in the Mecklen burg Superior court, and Mr. Fun derburk met the action by suing for an absolute divorce. As matters now stand. Mr. Funderburk must continue paying the f 10 alimony. In the case of R. M. Sanders vs. J. W. Gaddy, a suit on account the plaintiff was awarded $83.87. the amount he was suing for less credits admitted having been paid. A. F. Brooks vs. W. L. Griffin, and others; compromised with stating terms to the court. Judgs Long; taxed both parties with the costs for failure to divulge to the court the terms of the compromise. Sheriff J. V. Griffith vs. J. T. Shute; plaintiff took a non-suit. This was the controversy arising out of the defendant's intention of erecting; a ginning plant near the county JaiL J. B. Doster compromised his case against the Seaboard. This was a suit growing out of the question as to whether or not the plaintiff fur nished the Seaboard No. 1 or No. Z grade of crossties. H. D. Browning secured a judg ment against Garrison Medlln. and others, for $344.05. The plaintiff rented land to the defendant, and claimed that he was never reimburs ed. The defendants failed to answer. At tne last term of court, in the case of Napoleon Belk vs. A. H. A. Belk, Judge Webb made the follow ing order: "On motion of attorneys for the defendant it is ordered that there be a severance in this action so that there shall be separate actions as fol lows: One against John W. Belk; one against J. M. Stevens; one against A. H. Belk, and one against the heirs of Dr. W. H. Gribble." The court is now bearing these cases. Ited Cross Notes. Before the bleak, cold days of win ter how many of us will have friends and loved ones on the firing line? Our own dear boys who have been to Oglethorpe, every one winning honors and proving to us that we can trust them, "their grit, their loyalty and their good wholesome American stuff," these will soon be In the trenches and the submarine zone. Boys like our boys, with brave. stout hearts and sinewy arms, will ing hands and level heads are what our country needs and Is calling for, to defend its cause at the front and if needs be to lay down their lives for their country's cause. All honor ro our own houie boys, may they carry with them all the- blessings our hearts could wish them. Lieutenants Andrew Monroe and Sam Parker leave Sunday, being the first called to go to France. Lieuteuauts Gillam Craig, Archie Lee, Stafford Wolfe and Harry Worley leave the 29th for various posts of duty. Mrs. Charles Iceman contributed $5.00 for Red Cross supplies which buys another bolt of cloth. This ; will make fourteen bed shirts fox" sick soldiers. The west end Red Cross unit, wne are patriotic In heart and hand ser vice, have given of their bountiful storehouse and good cooking for the benefit of the Red Cross, and a earn last Wednesday afternoon served de licious refreshments on Mr. R. B. Redwine's lawn, from which they re alized $15.00, this bringing their amount up to $22.50 for Red Cross supplies. The young ladies are working on the comfort bags which we hope to have ready for them In a little while. We hope soon to have the mothers, sisters and sweethearts busy wllhr knitting, so our dear boys may be adequately clothed and ready for any emergency. There's work for every woman in Monroe, and without theui we cannot do what the government asks us to do. Our Chapter alone has been asked for 200 knitted out fits for our sailor boys for the coming winter. So great the need. Won' t yoir help, Mrs. Lane, Chm. Red Cross Supplies. Red Cross. The officers, chairmen of units and all departments are asked to meet at the Presbyterian church study as Friday evening at 8 o clock. Business of much importance to be transact ed. H. E. Gurney, Chairman Chap ter. A lesson In Grammar. Grace's uncle met her on the street one spring day and asked her wheth er she was going out with a picnic party from her school. "No," replied his 8-year-old niece, "I ain't going." "My dear," said the uncle, "you must not say, 'I ain't going.' Yon must say, 'I am not going.' " And' he proceeded to give her a little lee son in grammar: "You are not going. He is not going. We are not going. You are not going. They are not go ing.' Now can you say all that?" "Sure 1 can," responded Grace quite heartily. "They ain't nobocy going." Harper's Magazine.