V J a-it. mi tiif. monkoe jonvvu, ti inv. mm ary i. 1921. eight i"u;i:s N,JOUNAL WANT ADS.J IT OXF CfclNT A WOKOFOH EACH INSERTION J A ji: 1; -1 IV.l M.4 -1 - !V f 1:1.1. -.a- ! ... . r a'.K).i' '.In ...-it'. : '' ' hi . . ' ..: , : .. I ". le s'.n.ips l'c Ah,. 1 :., . ! ,. t .. jse -VV. V. !' :. fc.-l'. .v v.: i: . ". j . awe-. o: r u. 1? l. . iv: S -One l'T ...i.-.-. ' '-. . s 'i ;ovvu, ii i i i . . .: ::: low n, .. . r ! : ! rom l-.twn j-i . saPF. -T.iM!.- ,r cash; tonic e-.t v h. souss. n i ' new ton a::i . . i, !' . : : i- l": M '! I'O. Ft ; l'u"VI'T r.n.t ti.-t'acMty sor- i !.;"" Vt Service .-'.: on '" .-.i.o:a: . .'. and '.a' I . : .-' V.co. il : ;o-: T K.ltci . .'ii oi. sr.wo is open to iv.e i.i.l ti.uU- .tsain. Potir.d cat, .-.ilia; . t o' c lr pound; tloa nut-;. 1" emu pit i.oLt .i; tva-ry-leuitred a '!u- line of cakes; t'e.l !l pails. t'J cel. Is HP tie.'..'!! Hiii roi's fV'-.y !. :iu front .' till i:.:'. iie.-h fr.i.i i'un, 10 tents per linz. S;.a..i..l .i!e ell cake one v. ik old Satin -.!.: : i-ounj cak' ecus pi-r poi nd.- Vouroe l;.ik i v POU SAl.K 0t rojii.-if rel Shrcp s'uiv bu k ami to ewes. If you a!ii io make 100 jer cent, irj t'l p. 't. S. Lee. re- hi: A Wide-Open Policy By R. RAY BAKR VOI" WANT a coo.l !i.me in Mn- rv. si e J. Frank Williams. Mud I SAl. r e.i-h: u '.!'.' il"W .M.(- Ht.tli M.'tor Care of the Hair A N'v Yuik voi'.iaii says: "I have ! Paris an Sate only two weeks, bit my hair has woiuli if '.illy inores- i ia !M-a ;!y. se-ius m'.K'.i heavier, a id i " !:!! free of tiandruff." Knalish Pre.- Co. sells it wi'h woney b.H'k cuat'.mtee. le" r. ami ear pr i;'i'l'S-0 .-! .fliee ;a r la Public Mauling' triu!-.: i ir. i he eiuimy. am when P I" I o'.e'-at the hirv.es' aiiv t!:mt: a- in .'-in .hv.ot. Pimm- " I M. I'. P.I.AKiM Y. KiilKe PhiM.e "H-J. Mo:: l them Will hatii Can be found N.C. Mil l( I Pi.ii- 1 1 i :.i:n l 1 dee.! 1 S.K 1 l v d in !". of irt! w i.'e el' A. !. ItY :'. ue In V.li TI i:. of the au vina; ot a :i hy Alhett 1 n : h ,!aj el h .. d ,i, Pool; A W 3- r le Ml ''V vl ha'-.:-.. I :ie I ; i i. te he, rih i . :.m h. ay e, III-' ; e. ' i. allli 1 1 ' V ;l the . V ('.. ! i t i , 1 ttr; A. V c 1: i ' N. II !..th)W i!l ; r.verette i .!. I'.H.iC .;..: li.T- o . oaks l :i:;e I.i. Ii: :tii. I;: e :i now r Kve -fili:id S tne it his i nti;e f;'ll !Ui li .'' Your eyes ex. mi ll!, d ami whiles hit. il. Tlie lat"st oi iverjiliinu know n to the iii'liea! Prntessi'in. K;ri;inatiniis free, yon .)ay lor the uhi-MS only. IltoHer -fS illplie.i'e.!. New flame. n.D intalnss. ami temples. Oftie ii: f'.eUt-l.iimly h'li'.iilii.', Monroe. N '. i . ! : ni eei i I y riii- w h i!i 1-hu'k jaek Pais r: i l.i'iice Smith .' hi.'kory and rei el loek; t'lelll i ) a rork i.i 'ii. Is ..' rorner of t. ei x i:!: two liiies v.s- 1st N. I 2 i: ! y ;i n 1 oak W. ".17 rhs. to tho hesinnma tia:titts s 4 i sfii.' mote or in J tlie l.in.l eonveveil to Allien hy C. N. Simiison and re- il in I'ooi; A-H, Pace -l", ee"i- e .e: oi 1 I i i. md' ;'lelY O :. It eh-, all whit red o .k '.- ;n..i Kind's W. fil.."l rhs. o;lk li'ov ;i : v W. 1 ' ' oh! line, 'he d rlnueli lol. of said lot us a '4 rlis. to in, si'.; .'nd N 1. -AI.lv- A s-re-o-i u'i f.L.d h. - n- ii .VI f.,-:y .:-ir:v. in. on lev n ; v;n k r v, ;t ,'! 1 'l this ei'!' m it: a f. w i v.r,.,'',i th'it '--I-', "Kief & Leo. rne furoi wirii . '.'.V lv .'i.il'.'eit, ipiildir ta iid. six IW.'lltX il.les in make n h..le to pri'!'r I'iivn ii.::. Mliniiiy (..is- and ars sp y ' I ro'ih! larin for so an i ti-ii- l'i !-;o a.-rey sold to M. M. Win-eh-i' r, ;i: d tee.ird.'d in Hook ' j.itte i'.'.i'i: V2 '.- arres si Id to S. S Pieh.-ii d.-on. itllil roeoriled In Po d; an, ..u i 157; and 2 acre., sold to silv. r M ioti chttreh. P. '1 .lOHN'SON, ti'istee. W. 11. LOVE, attorney. I".K SAIJv - Ti nns m,; ,.f hf.sinr. o B'-nitv Six.-- !l.-a: or rnh; coiiis ie new Ailteii'Il !i Motor (-. mi. S. A. ALEXANDER VETEUINAIJIAN C-fficer;ionell3.Kcs. 55-J - I This Baiil V is for TEOPLE WHO WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR FINANCIAL iVN'DITIOX. Will You Let Us Serve You? A checking account is most convenient in the payment of bills. A savings account is the sure road to an eventual competency. Monroe Ban&TrustCo. p R. D. Redv.ine. President. MK-e-K':M'' H.B.Cb-k, Cashier SI VBOARD Air Line Railroad si ui di i ir in i ( n i: Nnvr.Mpn: sui ;.i l.m . m. Trains Arrive No. II from Charlotte .... 5.50 a.m. No. 12 fi'iii Atlanta 6:"0 a.m. V;.). J4 front Pi.ii.eifv.-.lten 10. j" a.m. No. 5 f -.Kii P.idinond .... 7.55 a.m. Ko. 19 from Wili iinpion .. 11:20 a. lit . t'.t. 15 from Monroe No. 29 from Monroe K). 31 from KaWOcr- ai:U V.ilmiiiston 2:40 20 from Charlotte 5.50 30 from Atlanta 5.50 16 front Hiitherfoniirn 9.10 So. No. No. No. i. in. p. tn. p. m. y. lit. 6 from Atlanta 0.35 p. m. No. 13 from Wilminetoti No. 11 from rortumouUi C T. HARnif.1- 10.35 p. m. 11:55 p. m. Leave 5 55 a. m. for Wilmini;ton. fi:35 i. in. for P.ir hmoinl 1": r.1 r. ei. for Ihileih and Wilmington S.dO a. in. for Atlanta. 11.30 a. in. for Charlotte. V10 a. in. for nntlH ifordton. ll:30'a. m. for Atlanta 2.4 5 P. m. for Rulherfordtoti 6.00 p. in. for Wilmington. Monrce. Monroe. 9.45 for Rirhinond. 10.45 p. m. for Charlotte. 11:40 p. m. for Atlanta. E. W. I-OX0. Division Peager Agtnt. riiarlntt. N. C. lh.rley iv. 1 .; uh.le !. tnumi h. The eaitle- und it hard liV Im'ii-ua over, a: i he was Hi Her. At the ace of twrly-i1') i..l..lvlk Welltnorih tiitisi h..ek iti his llr Ulld st!-e!elu! IliVII,' oit-l.v siiideil wi.:i a n l.el s..!l of I had ' w'.n ht he wi.s major of Kei loii. Preeeih-i t had i i en o rtl.l"ou. the siaiid'.i;i.'rs laid ini-ti vveni lielnu-d, y vjn hloo.i lad tut: e nut on loo. I or i lie lust lit.ie il. it l.i.-iory lias t it of l Vmi iidi.il -ilant wa to have jmitli jit its iitii,lei. pa I helm, only todat at the pods lie veiierahit- Mr. I'.laek I ud j.oiie tlutvu l, a eruhiii defeat. Major-fleet Wet: t worth lieitl d the door! ell. mid presently the hoiiNi-ke. i er laoi'd at the sii.dy Ooor atul .m-aoiilii-etl tlnit "Mr. 1 lelniiso.i" was a ealler. lliirley tlinn ed that Mr. Ilr i liisoii he adinitted, ; : d seen the er .a a: qiie.ioii, a rol :mi. Ilei id fa. iiiint-ejeil Individ;. .il. wlio-. eloihii sliout l to tlie worid. hut made im pr. It liSe of lining, wadd ei inio tlie sin :y Hi d Ui ;,'ed into an easj ehalr m .r ll:i:!ej ,i,.,k. "Wfti. we won," -nni:,d Mr. Ih IKsOll. I:elilli.' Iiitllse I to a e!;:ar tr the I o oil tlie i a!T tl.e end Willi r. O.V le. 'h II 1 1. 1 (dee! i.'.';.'"l. ill tlie -a n, : .li.-le I.;. -Iet. Wl:i. ! it hj -.evcral itiei. "1 I l.tuii-ht ue mi ;uh iitidei'-.. e i I : euar. .iii!'. hy I. l"o(! tan '. , e. Joi; La. . ,n: Wi ;'::! - Wil- !o I i i j o-i ii ; i exhaled a and ...e til' - lie l il.r. il fiiiie -Sit i- at u reiielia . Ud.i.e J.. :iliiHiai ! etien of ,. i lo li'l'.. i ::il t iln- hfhn ii-.til t's lr ' a'Surnt en." j He had t;liit to ; ss the hor.se Iwlere the f'.;iir. of null h.:re!fd c frten lh. leiii-' liu I i d er se I t!.f side rta.U il''. 1'ie .t . swajiie; Ul.-'e id- ' iy a! d !...'.!.:. i;,. a lialal. i Ihciev s ,-; ;.-.i. tie l::i I In h ti'iler it atie l i.iiiui.,; tm r l'i.' : i:in. The lid ler ',! . rr,' I :(".. md ti ilie e r t't ! (.:r i.od !. ii o;i( his hand. "1 iIioi.l'.i 'iu- Joll. lhirl he iiid ;hi. ,'y. "1 v, aiit to cf.er y.i.LTat- ulatietiv" lliiih j rttxiii e l th ii:h vliex r wish a stii.-t. lie was Ja! Poison, . Jeiin"s hr.it her. lie had lint si en .lack for o,iii. Iii..e ii.ul had for.-otteii ah'Ut I..11U "Tl.il. i;s o iii-; to le hi t- now. e!i, U.-irlej ihi- e:er went on. raisin H foot to the .riiiinitc hoard of the u.r. "Wide oi'tii eli? Thah fine. I'm "er il-ere." and he shook hand ilida with the imiye.r fleet. ! "Ihaiik jnil fur your eo!ii;ranihi lions." .ii llarley. as he prein.ed to sicrt the ear. P.ut .link did l:ol tilke his leave. ; "Just a minute, llarley," he said. "Say have yoj well, you see, I Je-f Id aued a'l my coin at roulette, in ll. n ! nisi n's there; iitnl I woiider if you'd 'end in.- j, tfiiy vo 1 can o hack. ' Mehhe luek'll i luuu'e. I lniven'r nvn ' Hide to pick Y:ti worth a cent. Wlnii II put coin en Lino, then up cm.ie j thah .ood sport, llarley. ol" man. ,lat leiiime have twenty. 1 cot to win i hack tin. i coin or - or - pi to Jail. that's ail. It's the linn's money." ; llartej lliiiij open the iloor of the ' car. ".Iillnp in." he direited. "I haven't th.'t ii'iti h with me." A iil.ll King Arthur Never Prcvcd t3 Ee Real Pe:sor.aae. -il; i ivv p, int.! he'or. ii i i U. d. The Ma. I Can a the h.ve t.f i. ., and : reached the Hoitvilh- j., I'nf u.i.i-ter ltC'i.-.d to r off hi.- lianils, ( laiiuiiii ii i ' in i.-halih" mail niuticr. The M v.' rivr content!;! that il.e hees are iKjed to have in l lie hive all tssary food lo last tin m lor a Hax P.iilow came The the li of lh (1 other aeiiin. a lea d h eyed, and s ...ed l.efo" e'eet ami 1 , a! II. I t!( a e a . : I ..all:, ' k i .. w. '. .... .in s v ,h. i. 'i if jmi w er I 1 -ow li ..p.- P.J I lis I Hurley p ; .leer on ; Th. ;. sin ' . :.: ih.ri a pi. heavy aelld ' I :.ml d th and ea h Il e I he I'll'. - I -XI 1 t .lack W a iil.l to 1 , '... Ill' I .1' lie e i i 1" e w :, 'I ti li Hid Im ( ierstillalilli.' - e -ole I," ;..-eini-.. ;n;reeliie:it th., open. Howe, elfure of Ken (.runted. "1 All I want. I s.-iirauee, i aft Who was no said. "I aid Ih.re was I ih'lr.s u ere lo he w ide --of coin -e, 1 have the ton lit heart" "I understand." lit think thi.T's sulhciciii. Hiis jour juar yilciit muhl say." Seiiin ly had Mr. 1 feimls .n the telephone hell Aim:. "This is Jeim," said a Hirl's vole,-, "J want to coiiiiratulate .Voti. Ilov eer, 1 miieli prefer to do it In person " "I'll he riitht down," llarley assured her, and presently his ear stopped he fore it neat, modest dwelllm.'. Jean came out en. the por. ii and greeted him, Hot effusively, hat iii a niiiiiiier that left no dotiht us to sin cerity. 'I'm iu-o'.i! of j-nti. llarley," she '.old him as she n-MoTed him into the livitu room. "It's a yreat triumph to heat Mr. I'.iiiet;, who was in cilice so loliii. Yoll eenainly have jrieat l'i".' on :ihi!ilif.s on those youii;; slioiih.ers now." "'They're nilher hroad sliolil.h ."s." he smiled. "They oiuht t" he . hie to susf.'iin some pretty heavy our dens." he seemed to hiwitate he. ore spitikiiitf nu'iiin. and her eyes sttn ieil the figure In the rtm. while the tin t'i' el her riulit hand Innihled with a dia mond set rin on the third tinker of her left hiiiid. "llarley. J"U know I'm very pi uid of you," she said presently, looi.ili ti i ui in the ejes; "hut I'm afraid, si ne how. I've heard it wlis the wide-open element that .selected you. mid I'm afraid well, you know it may hrim; a certain kind of prosperity, hut think ef the .suffering' in many homes. It la pretty well understood that llipmr hns heill sold lately ill siite of the pro- Jiildtion law, and that there has heeti some liuinliliin.'. in spite of Mr. Ilia -k'a effort. It seems he hasn't heell filly supported hy part of his administra tion In his efforts, to enforce 't hi- new law. That was had ciioiuh, hut if things are allowed to run with a free hand a great many people will suffer for It." The mayor-elect smiled Indttlneiifly. "There, there, idrl," lie said, with a tinu'e of piilroiiizliiL' In his tone. "Iifn't yon worry your little- head ahotit those thili-'s. I'll try to inuiiiice ih'ns all rlkthl. You don't uiideis'and politics theroi;.hlj. "There's party loVjiliy to he consid ered, and a nuniher of l hi ii-. Ken :cli should UTow iiioic rupidlj. ai d It a ill If civcii a proper chance. I have an opportiiiiiiy to iiial.f a reeoid for n'jself. and lo do so I lull-l shut (.ll I' IIIV eyes to ei-riilill Ih'llL's. Put d iti't worry. Pv efj ihins is i.n,t!j to .tt'i nloiii snioo'My." "I f ( Olllse jn.i 1.1, nV -he I'i'.d hit.i. vvl lie how ( d in la-r ej ( ' !il:yi,ow, you I noiv thai It whs ritlier late vv' llarley was tired. II lid take ii short oil !!('; fi ii-ii .h -i , do a- I for Chick o.l, iii i; 'an ! t!.e,;-.li he h: a-; I .i :..:y. w tech. 1 e -( The fa..- .-: , hy ;i d -'; at l iiif-iii-t ! lie I.. ,k d ' a iiiiinlier. "llelhi, llelinisoll. i p.'e-i-lil ly. "This is lleniii-oii. joii'il Inivi ; thiit wide-open stiitl'. in o t: ti ;i -t 1 and I-1 one !io J a a sola y alter home I ait. r holle. to air. itr thine .ii he the !-.!ll 1 (I. v. ii the re 0 I tlie . di; -'a ii.-;; tele lv the -I' lu hone, .-hied .a:al el' er and j:ave " llarley culled Welitwot'tll. Say. to eii'l that off I've clianued my ! mind, tin easy; untie of that ahue. I said I've chanced my mind, tiftd I i im-iiii It. I wits elected mayor of this 'city, no matter who elected inc. I ' didn't iiinke any promises, reineinher that. You've pit to shut that place up. iiml shut it tiulit. Pin not foul im;. What's that; Are you threaten in me, Ileiinlson'i; Pe direful. I'm pilnc to he major of Kenton, and the town's coine to prosper, ami it's plii to he decent, too, tiood-hy." The mayor-fleet tilted hack In his swivel chair nlid smiled Willi a unlet ort of triumph, und he sat there a loin; time, puiiij at the picture of i Rirl. , ion! .stone. Portland hest. I mi ley," disappointment "I'm with you. en they piined. Ill1 deciiied lo I.) his home; so two s resilience he lull ed to the left, in-lcii.l of hea'lim; for the m i thiiroiiulifiire. Three Mock ahmj this street he came to a corner on which stood n lull, ni-i-.'tilfleen! !iiki;ts house, the only light in evideree heing that which rrept from heldrd t'e'itly-drawn blinds. H:ir!e7 n..:!e.l. "Hru-eson hHsn't lo-t uny tine In openlnic n: 'fhle," he unfed. "He eenu to bare forgotten old Black la i B'.ick Diamonds. IVack (li:H'iof.s have Htt'c in rota , ntoii with tln-e more generally worn , lis ormiiai ii! -. t'lom.h hoth ait' port , eiir'ieii. The hhnk ones trv sPciitly ! r"dcr th. n the crystal or emu '!a ! nn'i'ds. In fa' i ii;c ne rly the hardest 'il s:ntice known. H'nek d'amoids or ciirhons nte vvillneit crystiilliiie form, ' i nd are fotnnl In Ir'eeiilar p'eees riiim- ins In xlr.e from half a kniiit tn .V'O kiirnts. They are dark irraj-. hhnk or hrownlsh ei lor. Mid opaque. The real diamond of the Jewelry trade also Is pure carhon. hut translucent, and crystalline In form. Two other ob ject! c alike in composition could not be found ao opposite In appearance aa theae two forma of carboa. ARMY OFFICER NAMED TOWN Grim Joke Responsible for the Pccu liar Appellation Inflicted on Live ly Arizona City. The sit t-rnl recent newspaper and mncnziiie stories toiic the rounds of the orlitin of the liutiie of Toml.-toiie. Ariz., which nppeliai lo.-i was adopted from the latnoiis mine which made lU discoverer, IM Schlci'lln, a tlnld II ill hoy, a millionaire, trive varied ver sions. Aeeorillinr to .Tn-l.'e P. H. Will -on of Cold Iilll. a lifelone fivetnl and advis er of the pros-peeler, tl.e iiantiiii; of this rich mine came nhoiit in the fol lowing manner: It was in the late "7os when Ci-roni-mo. tlie famous Indian chieftain, was elvituf Pnlted States Soldiers a merry ehae In the souihest that Si liiefll'n fonnd soin? very promisttif; pros ts in the Toinhstoue district, hut on ac count of the Indian warfare ami short aste of supplies In tlilst Isolated coun try, he covered his new Iiml and . re tired to Nevada. The next sprint;, with only his mounts iiml pack outfit, and for the purpose of cettiiii: a (,'ruhstiike, he eiiK.iBeit himself as eulde to a detach ment of I'liited States cavalry, which was sefkllie a route Into the Indian country herond Sehieftlin's Iiml. Ueaehlin; the (llvt-rsinii point, he left the troopers and. polntltic to the dis tant hills. V'' wihl- "Out tt'c e I ex pect to Und my fortune." T! com tin lidilx ofllcer rephisl. s:ivl: u'. "YcsJ You'll Pud yoiir'to:iil.si(i..e o" fler-'ii-Im-i w ill iret ( ti." So Sihicillin called Early Saxon Chronieles SHtd No Lijht on His Personality His Burial Place Fcund by4he AbLot cf . . Glastonbury. ' Tlie atory of Kiuit Anhiir. rich In ' the poetic flemelil, is vitak oil the historical side. That a hern kiiic. an- j swcrini: in mhiic n-s ts to the dt- script ions in P.rilish hall. ids. had ex I Isteiuv, Is Hisihle, fnr It si'ins iin j likely that so many as-siK-iatlotis should ! flliic around tin utterly mythical pcr- aoiiaee. Yet he has nn men! ion what j ever In the Saxon Chronicle, whose ! puces are rich In (illusions to HriUsh , klncs struccliiiK for freedom against i the Aticlo Saxon Invaders; tun! otir I nm in authority on the suhjtvt Is the nretnint written, six centuries later i than the reputed period of Kim; Ar i thttr, hy Cevffry of Monmouth, whose j tiHrratives no cue can necept seriously as truth. The lecends. rnlteeteil and j handed down to us hy Sir Thomas ! Malory, a writer of IMvvard lV'a relcn. were printed hy Cnxton under the title of "Morte d'Arlhur." When Henry II. In 1177. was In Wiles, feecivlni; the suhniKsioti ef the prince, he clmiiceil to hear the deeds of Kliiff Arthur sum; hy the Welsh, and was told the exact place of the hero's hurinl at Ohistoiiluiry. Some years nfterwyinl the ahlmt of (1'n-ton-hnrj'. the k'ne's nephew, search d f(( the hody, w ith what result let liirmdns t'.lllihl-ensis, deseril.ed In Cilllldetl's "P.rilatinia" as "an eye witness," tell ns; "At the depth of seven feet a liuce, hmnd stone, whereon a lend-'ti cross was fastened on the part that lay downward. I'' nido ami linr'-arons let t ts. i' 's 'i ,1-rlpiion In I. niiti was v ti'leii i:;.mi that side of the lead that was toward the stone, 'Here lies hurled Ivnc Arthur in Avaloii Ko.' It'CChls: deeper they di-eovered his hody In the trunk of a tree, the hones Of Cl'ellt hleiless. I'ls Ijoeeli ihilni-M-re, a lady of pnssinc hfautv-, lay hy him. whoe tresses of hair. In color like cold, seemed perfect and whole llli'll It was touched, hut tlaH showed it. elf to lie dust." When Olastoiihury ahhev was made a ruin !n Henry Ylll's lime the re ninitis of Kinc Arthur and hN queen were ruthlessly swept away. It was on ("lidhury hill. In Somerset, the fumed Cutiielot of the Arthurian ro mnnee, that the P.ritlsh kinc pre pared for his ereat s'nnd acainsl the Ancto-tJiixon foe; and the inline of Arthur still ellnjrs to the locality In "Arthur's I. line" and "Arthur's Well." In (lie hsttle, almost the only event of his life to he recarded as historical fact, Arthur seems to have ooine out or the darkness py which lie Is sur- j mind that makes rounded. The Welsh sotics are full of ! euimiastie hihoier. prnlses tn his valor In the tlcht with Cedrle, the Saxon kins; "The Saxon Chronicle," iinwllllne. perhaps, to record a severe defeat. Is silent upon the suhjeet. hut the result for n time, wns a crushliie Mow to the Invaders, and Ocdrle was nevnr al.le to puh his wny Into Somerset. London Tele-irriiph, ITHK IliM.VIII.K 1HSTMASTHI i AMI TI1K lilYK OF liKIN ' , , i li::MHaiii Nwial INiinl Ari-s (hrr j I lie IH-p-e.it itiii t; This I'nt e tif 1 Panel I'nst Mailt r. : tlos-vdle, '.i:!i!..ry 5. The 'llo'tviile (':. ie lo. prove-'. e-i So ciety v. ill ;.i . h.il'iy 'is..te a"i t.i Jer ;o tue Hovill- L'M'e.s' Cluit. viih ' laf.nl. i. a . t. i s rt the ,osto.tne. to ' i lean i i the v-.ttd .ito-.tui tile post j oftict- this v. If iliir- cider i I' l.lertt.; ii i .. y iv.-i it oi the tla.'-l.:ndi:i-4 tf Ci'-- ..jlu.ii! oi ei ii:,:..: i.ui. A hive of h thai the .M:i'l Car iifi has L-oi:s:l in hy p;'i.-I post i'lo:..s-s lo : le si evv ii-ht ! . c.-lal . n.ed - had l he I. es pt r-i".ir-sup-iiff- Jour- ; ney of any tli li.nee they may wish i to no. P,iit the Post ma.-; ler tays ihe lii.ul service taniioi he operated on ! supposition; that they must know , vi hat they are tloini;. The Mail t'ar ; t it-r says the package is not sealed and thai the Po.stmaster can use all the powers vvsttd in him ami finer the hiveaud make si'ch i tvc.s.i.calions as iiii:y -he ncessaiy. The Wild I'rin'i .sclmol teacher cot an e in-yclopt dia for ten days' free jtiial last week ami is afiaid he will I have lo ask for extension of time. ; as he's only tm it examined as far as the By. I H iv me f.iuiid a gold h foh t.a a Tickville .itn-'i home ..liaj; okinj; vii I eh Wediieadaj, from i here a new tiuit in the iv -tiine villi a vest to it. Silo Kihlew s.'vs it is a f.'i nlv r'ls tniii ill hir h'oue In i.-k ;' i i'oi hack, whet her - mi: (, i . i'v ;e a w hoop 11 v ie don'! i . hie: any more. Som.v old -lini.ifs slill ni:; i, and strini;s in the'! n.ii" ,' p.a k ;s. am'. we:.r !iii-ti,i: otmal Sin d . , , its Willi 1 Uttoiliioh' daps s'i.-kiiu; , i:i i a' the waist lino. We - iv one of i''e,.i l.-idirii .dnvi'iu v. iili u laniasr imk a the llou Kind chi. tell this vmti r. A incoiiiu tor the inii.io-e of m.ik ioe eii'oiis lo oiii.it.na' ;: hr...- h.iuii was le Id ovn I tie i,i i i.,. id.iv llif-hl. 1' t-.;. Il oi.e v,);,, h.-iiied ..o.': it has hi eleven has. A man's lance lieia his toes i;i In '.:i;i to i a the wciiilie: reeled lovviird his Cricket Hicks i ii ow n v y. then- v fiii i :,i i di III i ; i -i s t' el i ,av he :oi.n d'.-- ili! i'.s ,-oou i( -o, I.i.- corns 1 i!ii .i . j 1 ie-s (it s mi:, i is di- ,:e'di ,lelj . eceiiiel the aconcy for a paiei v.alcli, w'iii-ti he is show ing to I tie caiicr pahllc. The vv at. h ni,- the wo:i:, -Hay" and "Nis-lit"' siamped t.ji it;- f.u'c,. ami that .-eel inn ot the dial liaVersed hy the hour hand iliirjnc. ti'.' ni.ht is t'K. Willie that of the i!,.-, i . liehl. nsiiiK i ins w.urn ,i poison v.i 1'iochi d: at ! In.it la till, Hy mil have to look nut of doors to nil When it i.i ct'ttiiiK dark. Hock Hocks' hiirhcr shop has h.-en closed ever since Monday noon, when he accidentally mislaid his razor i-umo place. It is the man with liie industrious money; not the Timi s.tii pi i'i.i-: iy tjiiotio i:.i m mm; iii:::i' sti:w Newspapers In Spain. Tho Spanish newspaper presents a prohlem to the Ameficim citizen who contoniphiti's nn ndvertlslnc cntapntci in the Spanish press. There nre newspaper printed In Madrid, hut as n rule these newspapers nre snp;mf'ed hy political, rellclmis or Industrial croups, mid the advertiser Is neither the source of Income nor. as some times happens In consequence, the c.h. Jecf of deferential admiration tlnit he Is In the I'liited States. The editor edits for a puhlle more Interestlne In local news than nv other. ne must reineinher also that of the approximate tr.'.mo.fHiO people In Spain, more than half are Illiter ate and rr-iid no newspapers nt all. No evenltic paper s--'.s n Sunday edition, and no morninc paper comes out on Monday, for Sunday work of nny kind In newspaper plants Is for hldden hy the Kovertiment. Statue to Oalboa. Tanama Is to have a statue of Bul lion, the dlseoverer of the Pacific ocean. Th" contract for the work has already heen sicned at Madrid, and tlie monu ment has heen Intrusted to the sculp tor P.oiiMllure. That there Is to he eo undue hnste In the matter Is slcnl 'led hy the fact that the contrnct does not cull for the delivery of the monu ment until two yenrs nfter the slpim; jtluriieh the White House H.t- "lhiii(iot" nn. Testio.,in;, Ai-raiijf. fd Hoover nf Amei i, a's Ktlmt m Save Mat lni lnhif:i. (ne thoiisaiiil of New York's men and women of wealth paid a iliotisand dollars or ...oie eiicli to sit a plain hoard ahe and eal heef slew. Tlie "haniiiifi" was a testimonial arranged l.v !I"rh.- t iloov. r cli;.--liian of he Kit I (menu relief cm. in 11, of American '.i clt'ort to suacni tiio three and :i hall million starving chihlr.'M cf Ktivopo. The stew, :;ceompaiii( d ,v white hrcid nm) u c,,p ,.,.;,. was (he same its served to starvinc chlhlren at relief siiil inns- lliroinhout Kurope :it a cost of 1-ns than a cent and a half. t.e-noial .luhn J. Pe!?hi!i,T. Mr Hoover, John II. P.eckcfelli r. Jr.. Mrs. Aucusi Helmopt and oil,, , (. ahles c:ni-d soup bowls and were first In a lino that passed hy army hold kitchens to he served. The fPrvi'oi-s were yoiinc rocioly women. VrUz Kreirh r enterialueii the din era with se,.-nl violin miIos. a A vacani hich clmir. placed Vi)r the "invisihle" ruest of honor for the rhildrea for whom Hoovr's ram paimi of thirty-five, million t f dollars was launched, stood al the head of the speaker's tahle. SHOUT XKWS SI OKI IS. Paragraphs of Interest t.atli, ml Here, There and I vei jvvlicie. A I.ynn. Mass., cook insisted tnat her employer transport her to church in a car every Sunday momine. He did so, Put one inoriiini; an accid"it befell, where the cook was injured, and she now me him for ten thou sand dolalrs. ")ver two thousand pcr-ona went" his lioiuiiia orecm ;in. -if the ncreeinent. Ihe opportunities for a itmM efTeetlve piece nf work are tinny, with the likeness of the man overlook Inn the ooom of his discovery. The LTilli'liosp Settlnc Wiotlld eem tc all for a criuiilios-.' et( r to i.i"iina'f 'he scene, says the Clirlsthm ScleiKf Monitor. ' Aviation In this Sahara. The French (lo not rccvnl nlrplam . ns protltnlde for use In eomnien-eov. t the Sahara desert; It costs too much to move the mineral wealth of the territory hy airplane v.lu-ii pack mules iin.l camels can he used Insteml. But to sutipleliK lit the desert police and to maintain French pre-tllce military aviators are well worth while. The Arab tribes have (let p respect for them and take to their heels whetiftver an airplane arrives. P !fh ts tftcr the election mid rheei-... ne rtesi.lent. Mr. Wilson was whe led on- in a chair and responded i tiy howin- his head. , Trotsky say?: "I know vim, , 'j, roinlli:;. I realize the tmssihilit ,,f i severe winter, hut tliouc'i t .foiiiihi" of 'he population ,.. ,.r j,.,,,. 'nee aid col l. the rrniirnder will 'in iviv" to carry liitou.;h to vh lorv i world revolution. Navy Never Supplied President. N patrol man haa efer held the prea!''o.y. while 14 of the presidents were at one time or another connected sjritb the army. liver Ihe Heap, jjnnt. Teacher ohserved t hat. nlthnnirli al! Ihe other pupil., ,,,j departed one youni'sitrr was hancinc about. . "Wluit's the matter, Harry?" she a;:k.ul.t "I don't rf-tneinher orderini; you to remain afier school hours iou tuny po home." 'n 1 ant to ko home Harry. "There's a Eew hnhv house." Tcncher smiIo) ..Whv .. hp o() served, -you oupht to be clad ot that. A dear little baby " "Whereupon Harry inttrupled velemciiiy with: "I ain't glad. Tall blame me. He blames me for everything that hap pens at our house." raid at our