ITHJHT PACKS THE MOMU)K Jomx.tl. TIFSDAY, FKr.KFAKY fi. 1921. VAC.T. THREE 32K Every n S P i nil nil Day Prices BIG SHIPMENT OF LADIES NEW WAISTS All the Newest in Waists. I Lot Ladbs' &.00 Waists .1.0S 4.00 Pongee Waists '. $2.93 $5.00 Crepe de Chine Waists in all the new stlyes and colors $2.98 and $3.98 SILKS-Efird's Always Sell the Silks for Less. $2.00 Crepe de Chine $Sc 40-inch $2.50 Crepe de Chine in all colors $1;55 o6-inch Meslin in black only $1.18 S2.50 :)G-inch Meslin in all colors I $1;15 S2.50 Taffeetas, 36 inch $i 45 suk iNfiiu 777777. 7c Silk Shirting In all I lie pretty color ...... .' " ." ." .' ' " i'tt fn-w tie Chine Silk Skirting In all tbe wanted in'.lor H jtf We Can and Do Sell It For Less, UmV il Heaiy Hibbed VnUm Suits K.V Suit Men's Heavey IJibed Inlon Suit Wo Suit Men" ami liny' $1.8.1 Caw 43c and "' TOWELS AT LESS THAN HALF PRICE 25c Large Bath Towels 10c 25c Large Turkish Towels 10c. 10c Barber Towels 5c 15c Barber Towels Sc 50c Turkish Towels it 25c 23c Quality Long: Cloth ISc Bleech Domestic and Long: Cloth .. 40-inch Unbleech Domestic 13c - 12" 2C . 10c 18c Best Quality Unbleech Domestic 33-mch Indian Head ... Good Quality Apron and Dress Ginghams 7!$c ISc Dress Gingham, pretty range of patterns, etc. at 10 and 12c Best Quality Domino Apron Gighams .. 10c 9-' Sheting, ready for Sheets, only ooC MEN, GET YOUR GOODS FOR WORK SHIRTS AT EFIRD'S AND SAVE THE DIFFERENCE jl Good Quality Cheviot 10c Good Hickory Shirting 12Uc Best Hickory Shirting 18c OVERALLS FOR LESS Boys' Overalls 49 and 50c Youth's $1.50 Overalls at ... - 85c Men's Overalls ....... 98c Men's Good Indian Head Overalls $1.18 Men's Best Marotoeh Heavy Weight Overalls, the pair $1.:)5 BED TICKING Straw Ticking, the yard 10c Best ACA 8 oz. Guaranteed Feather Ticking,.. 25c Men's Good Heavy Blue Chambrey Work Shirts 4Sc Men's $1.23 Blue Chambrey and Polkadot Full Cut Work Shirts (Why pay more) 63c 36-inch Pajama Check ISc Children's Misses and Ladies' Slipova Middies, Made of Real Fine Jeans at a Wonderful Saving S2.50 values in Ladies and Misses at .... S1.G5 $2.00 Children's, 10 to 12 sizes, at 9Sc to $1.18 Children's Gingham and School Dresses in a Fine Assortment of Plaids in Sizes 6 to 14 Y'ears $2.50, $100 and $.).50 values, all on one table at one price $1.98 GREAT SAVING IN TOWELS 19c Towels :5c Towels at 50c Turkish Towels at 75c Turkish Towels at $1.25 extra heavy large size Turkish Towels 10c ISc ... 25c . . :15c .. 68c READY HEMMED DIAPER CLOTH 24x24, per dozen $1.-15 27x27, per dozen ..... .. $1.85 DIMITY QUILTS 6:1x90 at 72x90 at 80x90 at $1.45 $1.65 $1.85 Alamance Plaids 10c 35c Quality Dress Ginghams, 32-inch, all the new m Plaids, the yard ...... 12c 36-inch Dress Ginghams, pretty patterns, the 40c kind, our price the yard 13c Lad Lassie and Romper Cloth, all the wanted colors, the yard 18 and 23c All Wool Serge Dresses, real $18.50 values, at $7.93 and $3.50 65c Sl-inch Sheeting 36-inch 23c Bleaching, as long as it lasts Genuine Lonsdale Cambric at Lonsdale Nainsook at No. 2000 Cameo Cambric $8 to $10 Marseilles Quilts, special at $3.50 and $4.63 33c 10c 23c 25c 23c SHEETS $1.98 Sheets at S2.50 Sheets at $2.00 Sheets at $2.75 Mohawk Sheets at 9Sc Sl;i5 $l.is $1.45 WOOL GOODS LESS THAN MILL PRICE $1.00 Wool Serge 81.50 Wool Serge, 36-inch wide .ZI. 98c SHOES, SHOES Largest Stock in This Section to Select From. 1 Lot Children's Small Size Even' Day Shoes $1 J 8 Children's and Misses Genuine Elk Shoes the . $:?.00 kind, Tan and Black ... Si 98 Children's SkufTer Shoes ...... $1.98 and $2 J8 Ladies' Heavy Every Day Shoes, Tan and P'ack at 8J.9Si.nd $2.98 All Ladies $10 and $12.50 Fine Dress Shoes, in cluding Kneehnd, Red Cross and Inrpei-i d, at the pair $685 All Men's Fine Dress Shoes, Pullman ard Reynold Shoes, that are easy worth $10.00, s pecial price. $rj.83 Men's Scout Work Shoes $i Men's $8.00 Army and Navy Shoes, Tan and t ck $4.85 1 Counter Ladies' Fine Dress Shoes, values up to $10,00, to close out at . $3 00 EMrciPs Depapttmenf SfoFe as 1SKJ dkpautmkxt STOKI S HI VIM; AM) SKI.I.IXtj Hill CASH M AhKS IT 1.ASY TO SKIX IT Hill I.FSS. Every Bite You Eat represents an expediture of money. Get the most for it. Get the best for the price. Reap the lasting reward of judicious shopping. Make every bite count. If you want to do all these things it will pay you to trade at this store. Try it. EVERY OUNCE OF WASTE f '4 rewesents a financial loss to vou. Avoid waste, s: Avoid buying foodstuifs that are net pure. All such are wasteful. Your neighbors and friends are find- x ing it profitable to trade with us, because we do not f sell waste. There is no economy for you in waste. Isn't it about time to try out the store that docs so well for others? T. C Lee & Son GENERAL MERCHANDISE Phone 356. SAYINGS OF RUBE HELTON, THE MISSOURI PHILOSPHER A Horse or Dog Will .Make n Pretty (Jood lllble for One Looking for Friendship Truths. SMART MAY IllXS FOR OFFICE ' mmJMWM I Make Home Your Heaven on Earth. Make it so Attractive, so Comfortable no Member of the Family will care to seek other places for amusement LET T. P. DILLON & SONS Plan your Interior Decorations. We have the ability and the furniture and the prices the combination that spells a Happy Home. WRJIMWlii Ru!e Ilt'lton, who lives two juinc turoa and a blowout on the other side of Suntee scliool house, asserts that life Is not at nil what we nuike it, becr.une If we had any influence whatsoever on the making of life we would make it last longer. Kuhe in i:Us th.:t life In a non-rer.llable pocket with a hole in it and that death obv ouuly is an unavoidable tiaedy like the poll-tax or a Re publican lundslde, says Frederick J. Liesman In the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "Life is entirely a matter o' what a man wants," fays Itube, the sage of Maries county. "They's iat two things a man ever hollers about his winnln'g and his login's; and they's 1st two things a man can lose soinethinK he's got, something he wants. By usln' a little boss sense reKardlq' what he wants a man ran knock off half of his login's. Tako care o' your wants and your winnln's take care o" themselves. Don't ag grevate yourself Into an appetite for soniethlu' what'U lay heavy on your stummlck. Thust, a man's a whole lot like a hoss rglve him everything tie wants and he'll founder hlsself." Justice and Verdicts. It should be noted that the official Ozark language recognizes the word "Just" only as an obsolete root word. Its modern derivatives, thus, "thust," "Jest." "Jist." "thist" and "1st" not only cover the musical scale but also cover many shades of meaning. The word "thust." as used by Mr. Helton, conveys a sense of the abstract, as, merely or simply. As a sumping off place It performs somewhat the same service as the English world, how ever. The official Ozark language produces more derivatives than any known substance excepting coal tar. "Lordy, man," says he a bit plain tively, "1 never loaded nor fired a gun nor had a law suit in my life. I never had to shoot a man nor knock him on the head to git the best of him. My people came here a hundred and twenty-five years ago an dthey haln t one of 'em ever gone to the peti or 'sane asylum yet. Frank Farrls says that 'there's a woid"s record." ' For nil his lark of experience In law suits old Rube la considered the champion of Maries county at "cull ing" a Jury. Culling a jury means reuiovlnc therefrom any man who Is not. known to be solidly in favor of the culler's side of the case. "Thust. a prrperly cull.-d and hand-picked jury is one o' the pnat et blessin's o' human race," ie?-;,--Rube, 'i wouldn't swap thr.: .r. ' of a J111 - f'i the bo';t la -r e;i eirth. The law's 1st nliout tlio o:ily thing on earth that can be Bin icheil j all outa shape without epolin' it. Ef! peoplt wanted Jestice half as bad as they want verdicts the little spiders' cobweb every court-room In Mlz zoury." When a M;m Jets Too Smart In the plain workaday affairs of life Rube assays five per cent initia tive and ninety-five per cent referen dum. "Thust, makin' a success o' either booze or business is a life-time Job," says he. "My people come here from Tennessee. They rode hosses and packed the beddin' and the fryiu' pan on luwes. people were happy and contented then because corn was only ten cents a bushel. "A man could f;ot fat on a bushel 0' coin where the ten cents would a-ive him indigestion. The woods was full 0' deer and turkeys and no buddy ever et beef exceptin' shift less people what didn't do nothin' but work iheir crops from daylight till dark. Thust, all you had to do, to kill a wild hog, was to miss a deer or a turkey. Nowadays you've got to raise a hog 1st like you was bring ing up a child; and the only way you lean git back the value o' the corn I you put Into him is to eat the hog. I It's as hard to keep a good price on I what you raise as it Is to keep the 1 nionty arter you ,get It. When you 'get up in the mornin you've got the I whole world to face; and It's got iyou to face. Whenever you think ! the odds Is agin you 1st remember that no one man ever run the whole world by hlsself, but they's been many a time when the whole world iwas offerln' dead-or-alive rewards fer one man. When man gits so smart that he can out-sharp the whole neighborhood he either runs fer office or runs fer life." Like most Ozard men, Rube has derided opinions of his own; unlike GORDON INSURANCE and INVESTMENT CO. INSURANCE EXPERTS Phone 209. f Farmers & Merchants ll.ink Building. Ism CIGARETTE TJo cigarette has (ho sarr.o delicious flavor as Lucky Gisike. Cccau33 f-uoky Sirikc Is iiio l-as-isi cfrr.ro''.":.. most Ozark men, he Is tolerant of those who differ with him, FiKtiMtiK What Friends Will Do. "Thust, they hasint no law to ketp ary man what don't agree with me from showln' his dinned Ignorance. A man what ell speak his opinions is a good man; but a man whafll bet his last nag In plowin' time is a good sport. Ef everybody was right all the time you couldn't no more git up a good-hoss-race than you could put two drinks o' good whiskey into a pint bottle. Let the other fel ler have his opinions. That makes hoss-trades. Thust, when you trade hosses, you're 1st tradin your opinion on two hosses fer his opinion on 'em; and I've made more money thataway than I've made on anything else." "Thust," continues Mr. Helton, "when It conies to fullillin' the Scrip tures and bearln' each other's bur dens a good nag'll pack pounds whar a man won't pack ounces. Ef God A'mighty could git half the work out of a man that a man can git out of a hoss they wouldn't be enough people in hell to make a petty Jury. A man can't keep no better company than a hoss or a dog, but the hoss and the dog can do a heap better. "A hoss or a dog'll 1st make a purty good Rible for any man what's lookln' fer the rock-bottom truth on brotherly love and friendship. Five hundred per cent, o' human friend ship Is run fer a profit and the other five hundred per cent's got to be rtall-fed to keep It from starvln' to death. Human friendship's got the eatinest appetite that's known to, mankind. Thust, when you turn the! feed-box over, the most o' our frleiids'll step around you like a , range boss around a rattlesnake. 1st ! about the best use a man can make; of his eyes is to use one to watch j the weather and t'other to watch his friends. Any man what ever run a red fox out of a hen-roost has rot a purty good idee o' what your ene mies 11 do; but f.ggurin' what your frlends'll do Is a whole lot like watchln' a woman throw a rock your safety's entirely In the hands fTo.l and nntur'." Rube has his forefather's, belief in 1 vifTv.1-.1p hoine Alt h s lifo ho hm tuck y a remarkably eonsl. tent at titude on clinch coins he never cops at i.ll. Yet, shire he never has nd-voeit-d t!:e rictirction of church 'ioii?cr. I! riust be f;;ken fr r ;:. ;:it ! th.it he b'!i"Vfs In church with reservations. PERFORMANCE Overland carries ami pulls 1:1 bales of col ion mid 23 KNiple total eight 17,275 Mittudt, hi Hugo, Okla. .. Tires at Bargain Prices. Honesty and Service Our Motto. R. SAMS Opposite Postoffice. RUB - MY-TISM Is a powerful Antiseptic and Pain killer, cures infected cuts, old sores, tetter, etc. Relieves Sprains, Neuralgia, Rheumatism. R. B. REDWINE Attorney-at-Law OFFICES Now in Monroe Bank & Trust Company Building, on Main Street, Side En tranceSecond Floor. DR. P. M. ABERNETHY VETERINARIAN Office FOWLER ft LEE STABLE MONROE. N. C. Phone S08. Residence Phone 159-J. .Wanted We are alwas In the market Tor Iron, metal of all kinds, bones, paper, etc. Open every day. Mor.roc Iron & Metal Co. Njar Freight Depcx.