-THE UNION COUNTY rWEH -EVE UVHuDY I!E.u:5 ir II TT TTTn Monroe Journ PUBLISHED TWICE EACH WEEK - TUESDAY AND FRIDAY VOL.27. No.-20. MARSEILLE WON 5 OUT OF 7 SCHOOL CONTESTS The Town 1m Highly Kluted Oor Mie Itccord Mittle Ity Its Youngsters iMirliif: the Coiiuut'iK-eiiifiii KF.FLKCTS CREDIT OX FACULTY Marshville, April 14. The town of aarshvllle. particularly the faculty ana patrons or the school, are eratl fled this morning following the close of the county commencement exercis es in Monroe Wednesday evening. Out of the eight contests scheduled in the commencement the Marshville school participated In seven, and was the winner of five of the conteses. Be ginning at Marshville on last Friday evening with the declamation contest, Hal R. Marsh of Marshville won over seven other contestants, his closest rival being Mr. Clark of Wesley Chapel. Misses lionnie Harrell and Virginia Griffin, also of Marshville were announced as the winners of the short story and essay contests, res. pectively. On Saturday evening Marshville seut a reciter. Miss Margie Marsh, and a speller, Mr. Furman Little, to Waxhaw to battle for the honors of that occasion, and it was very gratifying to know that while Monroe won the reciter's prize, yet Marshville's representative ran her a close second, nnd it was necessary for a becond ballot to be taken by the judges to finally award the prize. In the spilling match Furman Little nnsseu. one word outright, nut was called down on the word indorse, which the dictionaries say mav be spelled either endorse or indorse. Demonstrate Efficiency of School Tuesday evening Mr. Sebron Blair of the high school senior class won the debaters medal at Union school house, nud on Wednesday evening the sloe club added still another victory by winning a unanimous decision from the judges in the contest with two other schools of the county. The results of the county com mencenu'iit demonstrate the efflrien cy of the present faculty of the Marshville high school, also the co operation of students, teachers and parents, which it. absolutely necessary for the succes.i of a school. To begin with, Marshville is the only school In the county whose every teacher holds the highest certificate the county can give. Then there has been the most .pyW nilid team .wuj kamonn the teach ers lor the advancement of the school throughout the year, and they have succeeded in Inspiring In the student body an unusually strong school spir it, ambition and loyalty. The student body also has the advantage of pub lie school music, which during the two years that it has been taught in he school, has done a great deal to Cevelop musical appreciation not only among the students but In the town In general. Piano is also taught by a graduate,' and expression and public (peaking is belli gstut'ied by a num ber of the punils. So, taking it all together, Marsiniile feels Justified in being unusually proud of the sucres of her hub the r.ehool. Dr. Weaver to Ik-liver Commencement Address. , . Messrs. Seaborn Blair. Hal Marsh. Edwin Grlllin and Byron Williams left early Thursday morning for Chanel Hill to enter the preliminaries for the final debating scrap. The commencement exercii.es of the. school will begin on Sunday morning, the lTtlf. with a semiou to the gradu- rting class in the Baptist church. On (Monday evening the music depart- laents will (;ive a program, and on I uesday afternoon there will be the docliilmers' contest, followed by an aiidiesK by Ji. C. C. Weaver of Mon- Iroe. Hint evening will be devoted to the reciters' contest and the high' school (le')iUe. VWilncM'.av evenui'; lite play, "An Average .Max" will be st.iscd. mid reai'ir.gs given by mem bers of the cxjr.moii cla.s. The tibltc Is most cordially invited to tit ei.d all of these exercises. BODY OF DEAD HERO IS ! BROUGHT BACK TO AMERICA I "If I lh.nl See You Again, lie tiood." tw me Caning Words ot John Luther Gail.tii.l TO Itl liV REMAINS AT SMVItXA r rom Flanders field, where he fell righting with the famed first division the rjunains of John Luther Garland Monroe boy. have been taken up and orougnt to tnis country. His mother, wrs. a. u. uariana, wno Uvea on vvaaesboro Avenue, received a tele gram to this effect Tuesday, and It is believed the body will be shipped to Monroe rrom Hoboken In a day or so. The remains will be carried to Smyrna church. In Lanes Creek town ship, to rest in the vicinity of the j t; V-V i - ? .5. aa ; h ' . ff ? $r fit , , , VW 1 ' - i. i. nil i..;;' MONROE, X. C, FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 1921. Sikes and Parker Address Jury in Famous Will Case Attorneys For Propounders Urge Jurors to Disreaard voior Line, wmie caveators Counsel Ask That Property Be Chen to "Natural Heirs" he. would hue jiven it to theu I 'nsmen u na are aescauanu o: iht u-ii: .1.1 r $2.00 PER YEAR CAsi." n t a K MUULD ItKIiLIZE WHEN j UNABLE 10 OIDERSTMD MOON IS "DESCENDING" GREEN'S SILENCE ON ROADS Mr. J. J. Parker, of counsel for the caveators, completed hU address the jury this morning in the Ross will owners of the land trial, and Mr. W. B. Love, one of the j The Clmi and the Dance. -vv. w V1 F'uurn, ta uuw i n propounders tell von thv I. r . . i. 1 . . v- irinuB. win oe roiioweo ny i Drought forty-odd citixena of the Mar- euner sir. stacK or air. curie, inejvin community to testify to the Jury will probably get the case late this afternoon, but it is not likely that a decision wilt be reached before Sat urday morning. The propounders rested shortly before noon, yesterday. The late republican candidate for governor was in fine fettle yesterday afternoon and this morning, and he made a powerful plea for a favorable decision. Seeking to remove the impression petency of the Ross women and not alienists from Richmond and Mor gaotoi.. Who wtre these men? Jini Crane took her to the circus in Char lotte to see the animals and women in tighis; while another .. of their witnesses, a fellow by the nnu e ei Rogers, went with her to a dance when she was 47 and he was but 17. Many of her other witnesses Imd iriea to set nionev mil ..r vio-. created by the propounders that theDI,i tllev put witn V4. . T caveators were shouting "nigger- to . ni.d C011 ' tV,rl?l.:Unt win their case. Mr. Barker said that dld. Ms. Hai.v.t T.n ;or i... $500 under the ' II. bh - ne ilidn i the 100-odd relatives were seeking to break the will because they consider ed themselves the natural heirs, and replying to Mr. Hikes hope that no one would make an effort to set aside written instrument of his, he said: I hope that if I ever become weak in body and miiid and designing peo ia.- eiuugii 3 -u.,e .o make a iU Her daughter, Mrs. Moore, likewise swore aitainst her interest. "Dr. Crowell. who at. at their ta ble for twelve months, said that back I ojv mukkh' uiun t hne i oeiiit-. any i oor. simple-minded soul! She even realicd her simplicity. She fre quently called on a .nan hi- fho I of Baker to come to her hoiie and j fiddle while She danced. So poor wai pie take advantage of my disability that my frieuds will come into court and cry out against the injustice per petrated against me. The Three Issues In the ('use. I . - iv a i There are three lssues for the Jury j1er "mor that he had to be intio- to pass upon, explained Mr. Parker. , Jurp" " her on each occasion. Sh I hey are: 1. Was the wilt executed f cpuldn t remember the most tihi-.l according to the formalities of theilmns; she couldn't repeat a conver- law; 2. Did Maggie Boss possess suf-i8auon There's no evidence that she ileient mentality to make a will: and ever ro,p check: she made no con. i. In the making of the will was Bhellracts all done bv I r i unduly influenced by others. fs,y D,k Hudson. Every figure in it is not a question or Dob or Mit-j""' oook was made by him tie Bell, he said. "If you find that. Her Hclief In (Jhosts others used undue Influence, a species "Picture this L-e,l n,i in. , fraud, under your oath you must j . wH, t0 Si The duplicate wills, which" Mr. ' hid to Ii" on er e ' nH h"L 8"" Cansler was pleased to call mutual re-J She tjld Ha rl tt GHer ."'k""s clprocal will." were a suspicious cir- afrafi Ve wo u d die In .h e Wa" cumstance. he argued. "If I made a house. Dick Hiidaon J?H h will tomorrow." h rnn i i n n,..l ! fan f n o Kinu n u flit U mh iiu ur mm TfiJin irtn tim. th.. ' ',vui' M-vogUi rf Fertili.r KiajH.iHles ai inner I Hues. I AT C'Al'CillT IX A STKKI. TK.U thie of TIiom" on Committee to lo in alt ew Ijim. inaian Trail. R. F. D. No. 1. April H- The thermometer registered 30 degrees above here Monday morning and as a result most all of the fruit aS miiea. inis is bad news for muse wno are fond of cider. Beans were also badly damaged. Miss Lula Helms of Cnionvilie was uie guest or .Miss Pearl Hill San.r. uay ana Sunday, and Miss Lillie Hill or Monroe passed those same days mi .miss nena r urr. Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Itoweit hnv. . mi niu irom an extended visit m menus ana relatives at Wineate. Ml.i. R. P. Rowell snent li svi. .... .. . . uay ,ii .Miuiand with ri-ienri All. tierthy Williams uh a.,i.,i., ed a broken lee when h fell uays ago. has returned from a Char lotte horpital where he has been un der the care oj a specialist. He is improving rapidly. Mf. Lucas Steuall essaved Hie rutu of the Good Samaritan to a passing negro man. who had the of being an imbecile, and who was in destitute circumstances, here recent- ine negro, who said his name was Montgomery, was h.nl..aa oh,.,.- less, and otherwise verv thinly clad Mr. Stegall supplied him with the missing articles of wearine ammr..! gave him some warm uniieioi..thi.,,r and sent him In the direction of Mon roe, ii is believed here that the man escaped from a county home nr some other kindred institution. air. Hugh Wiley ami Mr. Fairley Watkins have been discharged from the navy and ure now here with their I Ol K .4. FOLKS H.K.ASM with ROADS tear it up any time I see fit. but with duplicate wills, one of them reposing In the safe of an attorney, it is a dif ferent matter. I've made wills for le in Mr. Parker .inch.H m ,. , ehnt "T-k. ' " 1 u, i'ei in John Luther (iailjind. I'reb,vierinn CbiKfli. A cordial Invitation is given to the "'lowing services: "iO a. m., Sunday school. 11 a. in.. Worship nnd iermon. 7:45 p. m.. Praise service and ser-;lon. TIu niortiing sermon will be on the Second Coming of Christ. As the astor Is Invited to preach on this in ertsliDg theme at the annual meet ng of Presbytery, he thinks It will be i good thing to practice on his own ongregation as a preparation. Mecklenburg Presbytery will meet vith the Ramah church, near Hun young hero's boyhood home where he used to roan care-free with no thought c;f the great conflict in which he made the supreme sacrifice . Noting Garland was in Co. V . linn. Infantry, and was killed in action 'pt. 21. 1 1' 1 8 , shortly after the be- .tint;:n of the great offensive that broke t ie Ili-idenb' IK line, forcine the Certt.aiw Iv.ck towards the fron tier, inn i-eMiViim In the signing of fie urn, I'M ice on Nov. 11th of the same year. ' His family has b' en unable to se cure details cf his death. A short telegram from the Adjutant Ceiieral ititina; th.U "I deeply regret to in form yo'i that your son, John L. Gar- .aiiil.Xel: in anion on Sept. 2V is all ihe tn'ovinatSi:: that Mrs. Garland has I received from the ,ar department concerning his death. Whltel'ord Tom I Berlin, so i pf M:-. Will Tombel lin, of ji'-e Mt. l'learvuit community. w;s in .Lie srnue company with yo-.ing Gar land, but he was sent bark of the lines for hospital treatment lx for liis comrade rent Into hh la.-t engage r.ieM. Horace Harrell. a baker at Jack Hernlg's. was prob.-iblv the lust I'n- lon county man to tr.lk with Garlr.nd. He was coming out of the front lines as Garland was going in, and they cnatteu ror a rew minutes before re joining their respective marching- col- i umns. "If I don t see you again, be .good," were Garland s parting words people owning more property than the come more In WM gent Chil, h Ross women and they seem to think lieve In ghost so Tn V . 1 that one will Is enough." I ish minds nl P ple of child" Mr. Parker, without calling names, of . T,!;?!?r.,,,nt disn"se light to show that hP wiiia nr .h ,in.,u..-. ",, ' ' ",l,'ln Ooiiar estate sought to show that the wills of the doesn't believe n! " iiiieii-sieu pari), DUl OOO V growing bolder, lie charged that Mag gie was brought to Monroe after the dea'h of her sister to make a colicil giving ll.OOi) to Mr. Hudson, men In the rnn. v. "" . .. ".vnifi tionlnt the testimony of John Parka hear the flutter of , he Y, T " V,ka to the effect that Miss Mag "would do I "Her incn nel,?' T ' Vn?- beyond tnything Dick Hudson said. SliiiiiL'e llc.lv ine llldn't lnav Will. "It Is strange," he continued along the same Hie, "that Mr, Redwine was not asked 1 1 draw that will. He was their attorney. He had won a case before the scpreme court for them Why not him instead of Mr. Adams? , H .'cause Mr. Adams was Mr. Hudson's ' lawyer." Mentioning several of Magr,e-8 be quests to charitable Institutions, he said: "Poor old son!! She left J500 i for a library yet she never read a book in her life." Discussing the first issue in the case. Mr. Parker said that the law re u Hired that tiuee people must witness j the Hi: mi in re or acknowledgement of treat grief she h-iPim,..,j ... .. ln0in t?i... i. y aisn- ,n. one i euro ihn fl,.H ,i iinn saw little bird) "n. None but the ch flutter of the "'"'"'"eiity in make a will A fishing party will be given Satur day night. April 30, on the banks of Crooked Creek, near the IJelniout school, by Messrs. Payne Helms. Lew is llelk, Flynn Price. Melbourne Uontz. Marshall Bauconi and Dewey "Resolved, That the steam and gas oline engine are more useful than the printing press," was the subject for discussion at the last meeting or the llelniont debating society. The neg ative, upheld by Misses Annie Mae Helms, Ona Little and Cora Uaucom as declared to be the win affirmative debaters were: Misses Selnia Furr and Pearl Hill and Mr Payne Helms. Mr. J.'A. DiXOn is SUfferlne frnm u inieciion on his left thumb. Mr. Sunrords Haigler's cat. after an absence of sixteen davs, returned home the other night in a starving condition dragging a steel trap, the Jnwg of which were firmly fastened around Its rear legs, The cat was very thin, and from the raveousness 1 i i t oeaa sister. Cnder her of ft. n,. . ,, ", . ".. V T.. 'a'u"es heKB rf:n Jh ,, L." ' .. . : . oeueveu mat It had been without food for the period I .U' co;. ved. the speak of the maker of the will. Kzzell and 'ho;Vn thJ, i ...... .!..''.''? ,h,'v hi'v'' the witness to th'n ,i, ,, ,U.,M'U ' haul nil iiprndviintuKi i.. hv i r .....,:" ' .. snown Iit . n ii wun I!o,, R"Si' "'id -M Hie Dell Houston. Dr. McCain "Id yo of r,l(iK h,.r (J kinl.y-l,eaded little negro " Knid he panted to hat her in the he d wi l:ne ban n, , fakaa l an.able view. If i should fi d a h te southern woman sleeping with HI reel like supplicating Cod to re """ "e blight from her mind ' 'Iliuht I poii C,,,,,,,,,,,,!,,. "Maggie'.i association with ';. negroes shows a f ttJa 1 . ' i oiignt lipo in WHICH she "i'atheticiiUv l:- All the even t's. recent vis- COlllllli iiceliietlt .'oh Almost Invisible Screws. The smallest screws that are made mose mat are turned out in a watch factory are cut from steel wire by a machine. As the chips fall ersvllle, on Tuesday of next week, from the knife It looks as If the op- ontiiniiiig thtough two days and a alf. Elder W. H. Norwood has been lectrd representative, and Elder W. p.. Henderson Is his alternalelve. eporter. . Death f Mrs. Bancotti. Mrs. Ethel Bauconi, wife of Mr. zer D. Bauconi, died Wednesday at kr home six miles north of Monroe. me was a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. eorge Taylor and was Zl years old. he married Mr. Bauconi latit June. erator was simply cutting up the wire to ajnuse himself. No screws can be seen, yet a screw Is made at every third operation. The smallest of the screws, says ine New York Herald, are next to In visible; to the naked eye a pile of them resembles dust. With a good microscope, however, you can see that each tiny object is a screw with no less than two hundred and sixty threads. Those tiny screws are four one- pie was a young woman of splendid thousandths of an Inch In diameter, laracter and she was of such a fine ana the heads are twice as large. An isposition that she made many iends. Her young husband has the mpnthy of all in his creat bc avement. Mrs. Baucom leaves her isband and an inrant son, her father id mother, a brother and two sis rs. Funeral was held yesterday terno'm at Union Grove church. Ider Henry Taylor conducted ser- .C3. ordinary thimble would hold a thou sand of them. About a million are made In a month. No attempt, however, is ever made to count them. To determine the number, one hundred of them are placed on a very delicate balance and weighed, and then the weight of the wnole divided by the weight of the f.""""... ,w ,,u witnesses to the a linle u-.i .,.. '. '"" " Koa will, say Maggie Ross didn't sign two occasion, . , i , .no r the will. Did she acknowledge it av .7 ' , had llw ,',n1 r,'"t her will? She did no". f vou be-1 , VuS 'J, mom?,' Ml' ""' Heve the witnesses. Mag was' crvin ' h , , g lt't,'",lv debts for like her heart would break when ' 5 "V ?'?.." "I1.1 of Ho is a ion, Ezzell and Mclwafine were at s , on " riT . ?'!adom of her home for the purpose of wlnol iS "o0wln,; fhV'unt ,like,a ihWMriVht evd melt' on' hi ' Mr. Hudson this occasion. citement on , 0wered whpn he admiU(,d that Ti ..., i ' uett(l as business agent for a wo- Ihe lause of Mag's Tetu-N. man who acknowledged a negro as What was she crying about? Mak- her son-in-law. ing a will ought to be a matter of "Do you tell me that a routhern pleasure; It should be a great satis- I white woman, living near the South faction to know you are making pro-j Carolina line, would allow a negro vision for your loved ones. I can tell woman to give birth to an illecitimine you. She was 'crying either because i child in her home? Maggie Ross al slwr didn't have sense enough to j lowed Mlttie Hell to bury her shame make a will or because she was being in her own quilts and bedclothes She iiiiiuencea oy omer parties to do aian t say. like the Biblical character omething contrary to her wishes Her tears were a protest against that will, not a acquiescence. If you say that was her will you'll say something she never did." Another suspicious circumstance. Mr. Parker said, was that Sallle brought out the will folded uo in stead of opening it for the Inspection oi tne witnesses. Why such treat secrecy? Didn't Mr. Sutton ask her if they hadn't better read if? And didn't she say: 'It Isn't necessary. The law says secrecy Is good evidence ot undue influence. "They say." he continued, "that their kins-people haven't a right to go and sin no more.' She let her stay on. "They connived to keep secret the birth of the child. They offered Dr. Potts money for his silence, thus committing a grievous offense. It is a felony to conceal the birth of a child." Mr. Parker ended with an attack on the Ross women for neglect of some or their kin who had done them service. "Tirtah Coan, who closed the eyes of Dennis Ross when be died." he said, "who nursed them in sickness, comforted them in their Krief, wasn't left anything. Jennie I HellllS. Who Hid their rgli-i.l-.lln,. a,.. the property because they didn't help not remembered; nor were the Grlb make It. The Ros women didn't I bles who visited her nfton hn .h- Cunningham wll! conduct prayer services at the Cnion Grove .ucmnuiHt cnurcii next Sunday ing at 7 o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. Ldwanl Demon of Cliai iott- spent several days here ia;-i ween with friends and relative Miss Vera Helms was itor in Charlotte. Lev. I. J. Huggins will preach at the l nien Grove Methodist church next Sunday morning at 11 o'clock. Messrs. William Orniand and Roy Minp.-on, represiitinc the r,..-',- school, will particiuiae in the athletic i ems ut llie county at .Monroe Saturday," ui mutation recehed here the f';.,u- day announces the marriage ot M:,s Mary Mo.ser Misenheiiner. -! Cm or.l. to Mr. John Warren Yar :';'JIK... Jr., of High p0j,,t. ylt, bride is a cousin of your scribe and is well-known In this community, The late George Loir: used to pie dirt that Host would follow when the new moon changed its orbits it there was a sign in the head. His predic- ....n iiMiauy proven coi it it. On i),, seventh of this month, observers will recall, the new moon changed Its or 'ils. and a killing fro.,t followed on the 11th. Mr. Lonir nine.,! I...li.,i, faith In the predictions of the Salem almanac, which in a favorite rorecas ler in this section. The writer keeps one In hi home and has found by expei ience that Its predictions usually move true. We depend on it to give us the nlaiive strength of fertilizer and stable manure, when to plant and when not to plant. We find that when the moon is descending It is the best time to fertilize vour crops as the moisture of the fi . - la uuMimeu oy tne ground. When there I a "little moon." as we call it we can tell hv the scent In th air 'that our fertilizer goes up into the air; so if you want good results distribute your fertilizer when the moon Is descending. Marshville. Rt. 4. April H. Mon day and Tuesday mornings were an effective antedote for the spring fever, frost and ice. and tadpoles looking up through glass windows, and all kinds of tenderest garden plants killed, and peaches as long as bird eggs killed and falling off are some of the r. ords. Over here in New Salem when we have no thermometers it is Impossible to say how low the mercu ry Went, but We all hunted nnr nM last wiuter coats. Everybody hereabout is making preparation to plant some cotton, however the best friends cotton has are those v. ho have depended on cot ton until they are so noor they can't quit it. Our coiiuminitv was not an hard hit when the bottom fell out or cot ton prices, as was the case with com munities that depend almost entirely upon cotton. Owing to the fact that everything consumed, on the farm is. as nearly a-i possible, produced oa that farm or in the community, whis key not excepted. Now, then, that brings us un to The Journal news Item about a community sun iiaung neeii discovered in New .Salem town. Mp. We do not think any one man would take all the haz ard of operating a still single-handed and alone; but alter all is done and said, there is a very great risk. There are usually one or more nieu in a community who would not think of Joining in such an undertaking as making whiskey, and the danger of their locating a still and taking the proper steps to get it out of the com munity is imminent and must be rec alled with at all times; therefoie the only safe way to deal with whiskey is to let It entirely alone. Messrs. D. V. Grllfin and II, E, Wil liams, contractors, have completed their work on the Marshville-Euto road. The part of this road built by them was from Marshville almost to the New Salem township line and in cluded the seini-motintainous hills about Negroheud creek and was a slow and tedious job. The old road did not onlv un over these hills, but it went over the high est part of the hills and must have been established in the days of the horse-cart when there was very little to haul to or from Marshville, or may be before the days of Marshville and was as much out of date as the har vesting implements of the days of Ruth and Uoaz. We now go around these hills and think how foolish we were to go over them po long when we can go around them on a grade about equal to the average grade front Jeriro up to Jerusalem, and southern New Sa lem towiiship is within 15 minutes of Marsln llle "Ford time." We have not been able to under stand Editor J. Z. Green's silence on the approaching road election. He wa secretary of the mass meeting that demanded remedial road legislation, and stuck his neck right in the yoke with Jim Price and others who want ed a fair distribution or the money derived from the sale of (he bonds and it seemed that the burden wa easy and the yoke light. lint he comes out this week and defends the interest or the farmers who live oil the "("' roads, and we infer that he thinks the farmers would get a rairer cl isifil.ni icn of road funds at the bunds of the county commissioners. .Midway Xom. Monioe Route 7, April 14 Reu ben, il.e little .-on of Mr. and .Mrs. J. A. Muttox, is recovering from an at tack tf whooping cough and pneumo nia. Mr. Charlie Lowery suffered a broken arm while trying to crank 'a Ford Wednesday morning. Horn to Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Miitm, March 2ii, a sou. Our efficient teacher. Miss Maud Jones, spent last Week-end Willi her parents, Mr, and Mrs. J. A. Jones of Marshville. Mr. Frank Threatt is slowly recov ering from a relapse of whooping rough. Bom to Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Mattox, April 6, a daughter. The children of Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Phlor pre recovering from a relapse of whooping cough. Cyp. When I nc le Ben Went Without How Jean Makes Mash. Jean, the negro elur at a certain country club, mak-M hab'i that has no equal. The fame of the dish is great, but the secret of its eceiiene eluded everyone until one day a mem ber of the club complimented Jean on his skill. How do you da It?" he asked "f rover get hash like yours anywhere r",., ""y.pPy- They Inher- was rich and when she was poor, aid j Jean's black face slowed with Ited It from their grandfather, mnth-lwho wer kkri nn ihMv .i,.i t... . ' . S'0 h erand brother. Although theV own-' Ing mid bv v. , h-' u "... t' iL-.. L. .T-VFi .?nt. . npp' potatoes I hundred shows how manv hundred. ' iinn - :'rrr".'.'rj.""..' . ".' " " 1 'Oven is nothln ." he replied there are. The number V a Vm.1:: " V7 5h'fwu (ln 1 l' but nothln'. peppah's no.hin.' onions Is .u ,a , " . i i '- ui'Vfon, u jiu layjor wno was a mm. nnth h nhr. i r . . , I mere are. me number of all the. they didn't acTiiie an an f,f,. m,,. Stocks s re apt to recover from a small parts of the watch is ascertain- passing of th -ir brother Po- m P-1 II mucker than the operator does, jed in that way. j If they hadn't l'f, , wl-l the 'Iwi Continued on Pnse Light jwhat It is!" Into de hash dat's what lyseir makes it The neatest hou ekeeper in Madison Village wan Aunt Martha Giddings in fact, she was "pizen neat. She had no mercy whatever on her hug band. Uncle Ben. The poor old gen tleman vas not disorderly himself. but Aunt Martha had browbeaten blm into thinking he was and had forced him meekly to accept all her own standards of cleanliness and order. How wll trained she had him the following inciaooi shows: One afternoon Uncle Ben tip-toed Into the kitchen and, crossing to the sink, stood there looking over fain spectacles at the shining faucets and the carefully scrubbed slate. Then he turned lo Aunt Martha, who was darning socks by the window. "Guess ye've just washed up the sink, ain't ye?" he asked. "Yes. I have," she replied. "Why?" "Well," said Uncle Ben with a een- :tle sigh, "I did think I'd relish a drink of water, but I guess 1 c'n get j along without It."

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