THE- MNTA1EEB. W. C ERTTN, SCOTT Ss ER TIN . Editor. FabUrter. MORGANTON, - N. O. TiHOiS OF SL'BMJKIPTION. On Tew, fii Mentha.. Tkreo Mb(Im.......m..m.....m .75 fUsle Cople, Fire Cents. The Mountaineer is the Jarge st paper published in Western North Carolina la Democratic in politics, and is derated to the building up of our lovely moun tain country. Advertistmentb inserted at very low rates. Job Pristiko of all kinds done in the best style and at city prices. GENERAL NEWS. ViCKSBrBG, Miss., is soon to have water-works. Corn, sugar, cotton and rice .crops of Ijotusiana are all doing well. The genuine army worm has niade its appearance in Hale county, Ala. A barber-shop in Atlanta run by wo men is doing a flourishing business. One man in .Louis county, Ky., has gathered 1,000 pounds of ginsing this season. Nearly a million acres of land in Lou isiana have leen sold recently to a Kan sas speculator. Twenty thoxisand pounds of zinc were shipped one day last week from Knox rille to Connecticutt. The rew bank of Nashville, Term., will start with a capital of half a million dollars. Col. E. W. Cole heads the list with 101,000. ture of silk fabrics, and to organize joint stock company for that purpose. He has already reeled 1,500 pounds of silk and has an importation of cocoons on the way from France of 1,200 pounds. It is found best to ship from the South only the pick of a crop of any fruit, and evaporate the rest, or such as permits of evaporation. The improved process of evaporating gives the fruit a value of three or four times that dono by the old method of snn-drving. It is mentioned en passant, that the demand for dessica ted fruits and vegetables for use at sea alone has never been fully met. Augusta Chronicle : California and Florida people are inventing ways of de stroying gophers by poison. They had better substitute gopher soup for ham and bacon. Epicures consider soup made from gopher superior to that made from green or soft-shell turtle. Properly adr vertised and introduced, there is no rea son why every Florida gopher shipped to New York should not sell for five dollars. The North Carolina Mining and De veloping Company, with a capital of $2, 000,000, has been formed, and the papers recorded with the Secretary of that State. The following gentlemen are the officers: David E. Aiken, Presi- ! dent; Theodore Conkling, Vice-Presi dent; D. L. Wing, Treasurer, and Char es E. Lockwood, Secretary. The com pany, in their properties embrace twenty-two gold mines, varying in their, assays from $2o to $500 per ton. There are said to be at Overton am Fentress counties, Tenn., thirty-seven oil springs and two in Clay county. An inspection of all these old wells and Ik rings has been undertaken by a party of A FltEXCH STORY. The Adventure!! of a. Jnpanexe Vase the Terrible Trouble it Caused. and Some THE CENSUS KETOEXS. Interesting: Figures From tbe First There are found to exist three chan nels outside the jetties below New Or leans, and buoys are' needed to clearly mark these channels. The States that brew no Ix.t r are Ar kansas, Florida, Maine, Mississippi and V " cimont Last year Alabama produce only eight barrels and .North Carolina thirty-one. The City Cctmcil of Alexandria, La., has decided to exempt froni taxation all manufacturing for ten years. Many other towns in the South have done the same thing. The Southern Telegraph Company are pushing their lines rapidly through the Soutlu They will extend to New Orleans and have, in all, 2,700 miles of wire ui two main lines, coast and inland. The Richmond, Va., nail works find it imissible to supply the demand from the South. Six hundred kegs are rolled out in twt nty-fom hours, or 3,600 a week, And yet the demand is greater. An alligator caught a little six-year-old girl, daughter of Mr. Strange, of Calhoun county, Fla. A little nine-year-old sister beat the reptile off. He was afterwards .killed and measured eight feet. Ax IndtanTi land corporation has lniught over 1,000 acres of land at Wil fionville, in Obion county, Tenn., and will invest several hundred thousand dollars in that and other hn-alities in the State, . Alabama . newspapers report that the price of common labor in that state has increased twenty-five cents per day as the result of the recent growth in nianu- Garlington, the gallant young South Car Jactures, the building of railroads and olinian who will command the party Ihe wonderful mineral developments. going to the relief of Lieut Qreely, who A seoro was killed at O. L. Cloud s, was lef fc at Franklin Bay in 1881, in McDuifre, Ga., a few days ago by a has distinguished himself as an indian 1 l -i , -i - ...... AvVnv C-r. T vr il a rt , urojien spiKe reixninding wnile feeding a I AU iuruiwesi. uxeeiy is Pennsylvania gentlemen, who tliink oil can be produced there fifty cents a barrel cheaier than in Pennsylvania. They have the proper machinery with them, ann nave commenced worn, with a Mew of testing the oil fields of Tennessee. If the inspection is satisfactory, a pipe line will be run to Sruirta. Bishop Iveax, now traveling in the Holy Land, has selected a comer-stone in Gethsemane for the 2roioscd new cathedral in Richmond, Va. In a letter he says it was cut from the rock of the Garden of Gethsemane, the most sacred spot on the Mount of Olives, quite close to the scene of the blessed Savior's agony, he having previously procured the neces sary permission for the work. The Bish op says he saw the stone, twenty inches long and fifteen inches square, and be fore it is shipped for this country the Franciscan seal of the Holy Land will be put upon it as authentication. Waldo (Fla.) Advertiser: B. W. Camp bell, of om town, has just purchased the famed Foil Hiuley tree. This tri was j planted sixty-five years ago, and is to day the largest orange in the world. Its complete dimensions are: Height thirty four feet, spread of branches from tip to tip fifty-eight feet, and girth one foot above base of trunk nine feet and two inches. It has lorne more than twelve thousand oranges in one season. -It stood the cold Friday of 1835, which proved so destructive to vegetation, and to-day stands the noblest and grandest of idl orange trees, mgnarch of the citrus familv. Charleston" News and Coiu-ier: Lieut. thresher, the spike striking him in the forehead and passing on through the top ctf the skull. He died in a few hours afterward. Mr. J. E. Fleming, of Rome, Ga., has received a curiosity in the shape of a bird, known ns the New Zealand Croaker. Ihey are said to excel a cat or dog for Killing rats and mice. It has a long cur -red bill with, which it cuts the throat of its prey. Since Septeniljcr last there has been expended on the levees on the east bank of the Mississippi, letweeu Vicksburg and Greenville, over $500,000, of which amount the levee district furnished 225 000. The National Government furnish ed the most of the money. The hogs in Jackson county, Ga., are dying in large nunilers from hydropho bia, and bite ' everything : that comes in their way. - Some farmers have had all the swine un their places thus afflicted. The hogs die in twenty-four hours after ljeing attacked, unless killed. New Orleans is now a deeper harbor than New York. The white Star and Guionline dare, not load their vessels above twenty-six, feet, while the French line steamships at twenty-four feet At New Orleans vessels drawing twenty-six probably safe enough. He himself cal culated on the failure? of the expedition of 1882, and gave instructions that pro visions should be left as far North as the relief vessel could ga This was done, and provisions were left within 300 miles of Lady Franklin Bay. Garlington will i prooaoiy sail to loot lor Ureely on the 20th On New Tear's Eve Bauon C. took one of his visiting cards, penciled a few words on it, and put it in an envelope, which he carefully sealed. Then he went to Boissier's candy shop. On his way his thoughts ran thus: "My Nin ish is very fond of candies. She adores them. Therefore, besides the diamond necklace which I have just sent her, I will buy her some candies. Here is Boissier's." The Baron entered the shop, selected a costly old Japanese vase, put his card at the very bottom as a final surprise, and had it filled with the best candies. He left word where it should be sent, and then retired quite contented with himself. Two hours later Mile. Ninish was con versing in her boudoir with a young actor, Adalbert. Her maid entered with Japanese vase in her hands. "More candies, madame," she said. "Who sends that?" "No card, madame." "-rut it anywnere, said JNimsn, care lessly. The young actor looked at the vase. "What a beautiful vase," he said. "If you like it, take it." "Well, if you give it to me as a sou venir " In an hour Adalbert was entering the room of a singer. "Adelaide, I have brought you a sur prise, some candies," cried Adalbert, opening the door. "Well, leave them here." In a few minutes Adalbert left. "I will give them to Justine," said Adelaide. "Who is talking about ' me," cried a silvery voice. "Here is my Justine." "Ah, what a fine vase 1" "It is for you." "Thanks, thanks. I will give it to my professor, who has promised to arrange my debut." On the next day, the beautiful Justine, after her music lesson, said to Senor Fa dieziui: "That is for you." She handed him the vase. "My debut shall be soon? Yes ?" "Yes, soon." Senor Fadiezini went home in a happv mood. "That is just in time," thought he "I have no money to buy a gift for my wife. How glad she will be ! Times are hard, the lessons pay badly; coal is dear." The wife of Senor Fadieziui, professor of singing and elocution, formerly basso cantante of the theatres of Milan and Turin, was indeed glad. But she was a practical woman. "Guiseppe." she said. "I am sure vou did not buy these candies and the vase. That would be madness. Don't renlv. I know you. , Somebody gave them to you, and you have brought them to me. Thai is very kind of you. But we must make a good use of them. Take them to Mme. Bondurin. the wife of the Chief of the Department of Arts. H mav appoint you as a rehearser to the Acad emy of Music." "lou are right. You always foresee every tning. .rut my card on it, but not tbe one containing the price of lessons." JUme. Bondurin sad to her husband: "Here is a beautiful vase. Pleafto take it to mv mother." "But but I think it would be better to give it to the sister of my chief, who could promote me." "You are right, monsieur." The sister of the chief of M. Bondurin asked her brother: "Have you prepared a present for Madame the Baroness C? You have dined at the Baron's, and it would be impolite not to send something to the. madame, particularly in view of the fact that the Baron is a Deputy and an influ ential member of the Left Centre." "All, had forgotten all about it. I will go and.buy "It is not necessary. Take this vase. which I have just received from M. Bon- dunn, who serves under ycu as a chief of department." An hour later the Baroness C. sent for her husband. She was pale, and trem bling with anger. The Japanese vase stood before her empty. She had emp tied the candies into a big basket which was intended for an orphan asylum of which she was a patroness. In one hand she held a visiting card of Baron C, whereon was written: "Happy new year, my Ninish." The Baroness sued for divorce. Th Japanese vase figured as evidence in court, and the Baroness's lawyer ' found it necessary to relate the adventures of the vase. The first volume of the compendium of the census of 1880 is out. The popu lation of the United States is thus clas sified: Males 25.518.820 Females 21636,963 Native 43.475,810 Foreign 6,679,943 White 43.402,970 Colored 6,580,793 Chinese 105,465 Japanese . . 148 Indians 66,307 Total 50,155, 783 Our population of 1880 was more than double that of 1850, or 50,155,783, against 23,191,876. The tendency of population to centre in the cities becomes more marked as the Union grows older. The total number of inhabitants in the cities has about quadrupled since 1850 11,318,547, against 2,897,586. The total male population of voting age in the States and Territories was 12, 830,349, made up of 8,270,518 native, 3,072,487 foreign born, and 1,487,344 colored, among whom, besides Africans, Chinese, Japanese, and Indians are in cluded. The total number of people pursuing gainful occupations was 17,392,099, be ing 34.68 per cent, of the entire popula tion, and 47.31 per cent, of the popula tion of 10 years of age and upward. Of these 14,744,942 were males, and 2,647,157 were females, engaged accowling to gen eral classification thus: Total. Male. Female. Agriculture 7,670,493 7,075,933 594,510 Prof ess'n'l and per sonal services... 4,074,238 2,712,943 1,361,295 Trade and trans portation 1,810,256 1,750,892 59,364 Manaf ct'ring, me- ch'mcU&min'g.3,837,112 3,205,124 631,988 The total population of ten years and over having been 36,761,607, there were, therefore, 19,369,508 of these not engaged in the gainful occupations, 2,991,038 be ing males, and 15,378,470 females. Of these 2,550,927 are males, and 5,980,200 females between the ages of 10 and 15, the total of which figiu-es substantially equals the number of children attending school, who do not through any consid erable portion of the year, pursue any gainful occupation. Invalid children, vagrants, and inmates of charitable and correctional institutions must also be ciphered out. Of males between 16 and 59 only 921,333 are unaccounted for. Those are students, the infirm in body and mind, and tlie criminals and paupers. "The number of men at this period of life, not disabled, who are not returned as of some occupation by reason of in herited wealth or of having retired from business, is hardly important enough in this country," says the report, "to be mentioned." Of females between the ages of 16 and 59, however, the number not accounted for is vastly larger, for ob vious reasons 11,093,887. In that total are included the students, the disabled, the criminals, and the paupers; but it is made up in chief part of wives, mothers, and grown daughters who are keeping house for their families, or living at home without any special occupation. Of those of 60 and over without occupation, the totals are 518,778 males and 1,304, 383 females. It is obvious why these are unemployed. Finally, of course, only' reputable occupations are included. In New York City, out of a total popula tion of 1,206,229, 513,377 were engaged in gainful occupations, of whom 378,159 were males and 135.218 females. Points in Fattening Cattle. Most animals eat in proportion to their weight, under average conditions of age. temperature and fatness. Give fattening cattle as much as they will eat, and oft times a day. Never give rapid changes of food, but change oiten. A good guide for a safe quantity of grain per day to maturing cattle is one pound to each hundred weight; thus an animal weighing 1,000 pounds may re ceive 10 pounds of grain. ' Every stall feeding in the fall will make the winter's progress more certain by 30 per cent. Give as much water and salt at all times as they will take. in usmg roots it is one guide to give just so much, in association with other things, so that the animal may not take any water. In buildings, have warmth, with com plete ventilation, without currents, but never under 40 degrees, nor over 70 de grees Fahrenheit. . A cool, damp, airy temperature will cause animals to consume more food without corresponding result in bone, muscle, flesh or fat, much being used to j keep up warmth. btall leeding is better for fat making than box or yard management irrespec tive of health. The growing animal, intended for beef, requires a little exercise daily, to pro mote muscle and strength of constitution; when ripe, only so much as to be able to walk to market. Keep the temperature of the body about one hundred degrees; not under ninety-five degrees nor over one hundred and five degrees Fahrenheit. Don t forget that .one animal s meat may be another animal's poison. It takes three days of good food to make up for one of bad food. The faster the fattening the more profits; less food, earlier returns and better flesh. Get rid of every fattening cattle beast . before it is three years old. Every day an animal is kept after be ing prime is loss, exclusive of manure. The external evidences of primeness are full rumps, flanks, twist, shoulder, pores, vein and eye. A good cattle man means a difference of one-fourth. He should know the likes and dislikes of every animal.. It pays to keep one man in constant attendance on 30 head of fattening cattle. Immediately when an animal begins to fret for food, immediately it begins to lose flesh ; never check the fattening pro cess. No cattle whatever will pay for the direct increase to its weight from the consumption of any kind or quantity of food the manure must be properly valued. Never begin fattening without definite plan. There is no loss in feeding cattle well for the sake of the manure alone. On an average it costs, on charging every possible item, 12 cent3 for every additional pound added to the weight of a two or three-year-old fattening beast. In this country the market value of .store cattle can be increased 36 per cent, during six months of the fattening iiuislu HOW TO KEEP HOUSE HOW A Dear Mother!" The Growth of Our Manufactures. Editorial Sotes. TV hen asked in court whether her hus band had ever pounded her ljefore, a wasnington lady answered: "Yes, he his slapped me, but that is natural for husband and wife." jjmuuAM lutAu uk., is ot opinion that Mormon missionaries will send 20, uuu converts to the West this year. The Apostles are now buying land in Colo rado for colonization purposes. The people of France, by a popular subscription, have raised the money re quired for the Bartholdi statue of 'Lib erty Enlightening the World," and it has been given to the people "of America to le placed at the entrance of the New York harbor. It is now proposed to raise by popular subscription throughout the of water have no tlifficulty or delay Unit States a fund to erect the pedes itting to sea. . tal. New York has subscribed about feet ax experiment nas been recently made I nu,uw, and committees all over the and the clean product forwarded to Bos- mainder. Ion for inspection. ' Thirty or forty mil lion pounds will le exported from Texas this year in an unscoured condition. - An allowance of fifty per cent for dirt and grease is said to obtain. . A bkktxk of silk in New Orleans, who fcas hitherto employed some nineteen Jbands, proposes to go into the main When Fires O ccuk. Accordinc to tha report of the Fire Department, of New York city, the greatest number of fires last year occurred between the hours of 7 o'clock and 8 o'clock in the evening; the least between the hours of 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock, beiner 28. Between ft I o'clock and midnight there were 749 nres. in Old Story of Dickens KstolU. Beniiruscences of old Major Throck morton, who for years kept the Gait House, in Louisville, are always in order, it was the Major, who said that the tur key was a very inconvenient bird too large for one and not large enough for two. When Charles Dickens visited this country in 1846, he meant to stay a uay or two in ljotusville, and, of course, put up at the Gait House. . He had been settled in his room on the second story only an hour or two when the Ma jor, a bosom friend of Henry Clay, and on terms oi more or less intimacy with every notable man in the South, sent in his name to the novelist, and followed in, a moment after, in person. "Mr. Dickens," he began, extending his hand, ' we are glad to welcome vou. We know you and admire you, and will reckon it a privilege to bo allowed to extend to you the hospitalities of the metropolis of Kentucky. As your especial host, I beg that you will command me for any service in my power to render." Mr. Dickens received this with a frigid stare. "When I need you, landlord." he said. pomting to the door. "I will rino- " Tli Major was. for an instant, nam! vrfxl Then he rushed at his patron, caught him by one leg and shoulder, and had him half way out of the window bfifom another visitor in the room could inter fere and save the Enalishman's life. Mr. Dickens left town the same day and the only mention that he made i in his American Notes" was to refr to a casual pig that he saw rooting in the street as he was on his wav to take the river steamer. Hotel Mail. Czakdink says, "I don't want my son. Henry, to learn type settin for the boys would call him a 'settin' Hen.' " The industrial growth of the United Sates as shown by the last census, is an interesting study. The number of manu facturing establishments in 1850 was 123,029. Ten years later they had in creased to 140,433. In the next decade the number advanced to 252,148, but be tween 1870 and 1880 the increase was hardly noticeable, the number in 1880 being 253,840. A different rate of increase is shown in the amount of capital employed. In 1850 it was $533,245,354, increasing to $1,009,855,715 in 1860, and doubling again between 1860 and 1870 to $2,118, 208,769. Between 1870 and 1880 it in creased to $2,790,223,506. The shops and manufactories gave em ployment in 1850 to 958,079 toilers, who had increased in number by the year 1860 to 1,311,246, and by 1870 to 2,053, 996. In the next ten years the increase, as in the other cases, was slow, for in 1880 the workers numbered only 2,738, 750, an annual increase for the decade of less than 69,000. In this arnry of work, ers there were 181,918 children, 531,753 females over 15 years, and 2,025,278 males over 16, earning a total of $947. 919,674, or a weekly wage for each man, woman, or child of about $6.60. In 1850 the wages paid were $236,755,464; in 1860, $378,878,906, and in 1870, $775,- The materials consiuned in manufac ture were valued in 1880 at $3,394,340. 029. The products increased from $1, 019,109,616 in 1850 to $5,369,067,706 ii 1880. In the payment of wages, all the states show an increase excepting Ne vada, Missouri, and Mississippi, Minne sota and Texas doubled their annual pay ment of wages in the last census decade. and California increased from $21,000 - SWWk X Ann rrr rrr WU lO 5DO uuu,uuu. In one of the county jails in Western Pennsylvania a poor old man died lately who had been a prisoner there for fifty one years, 1 In 1831, William Standf ord, an English farm-hand near the village of Union I town, became violently insane and com mitted a murder. He was tried and sentenced to imprisonment for life, and was chained to the floor of the jail for eighteen vears. according to fhiniinmaTi w 7 -o memods of that day. binding that he was harmless, the jailor at last took off his cJiains. but he i YOIJNO COfTPJ.E KTAKTFlt n, K.Ki IIO UM12 IN TEXAS. T Some Good Advice to Tlie Jnst siu-.i Out Id Life. ,niot A young couple some years ar0 WPT1. to housekeeping in Texas. Their kif.i .l was a dry goods 'box turned on its sijl their bed room was a tent, their dinn? wSs cooked in a kettle hung from a thre forked stick; years after, when thev were living in what is termed luxury tb wife was heard to say, "I think, l'ear the happiest time in our life was when we kept house in that dry goods box." The advice which follows is not to those who can go to the house furnish, ing stores and select what they wish and all they wish, and pay for it. but to great majority who, if they begin hoiisa. keeping at, all, must begin with little To these we most earnestly say: Do not run in debt for even conveniences, but go without and save until you c;in p;ly for what you have, and do not let what other people can afford be any guide for you. The happiness of a home depends very largely upon owning it, and the feeling of independence which that feel ing of absolute and unmortgaged owner, ship brings with it. The first room, to be furnished is tha kitchen, and the most necessary articlt of furniture there is the stove or range with its accompanying pots, pans and kettles. A sink in one corner of the kitchen, with a waste pipe from it, a pump at one end, and a slanting shelf at the other is indispensible. Iron sinks may be bought at reasonable rates, and will last indefinitely. A work-table should be provided with a drawer in it. A dresser in the kitcheu is as necessary almost as a stove. Any carpenter can put one up. It should be large enough for two wide closets below, for cookiuor utensils and small stores,. ancUthree above for kitchen china, daily supplies and such articles as are used in laundry work. The tins may be hung in one of these closets. Then there should be chairs and window shades, and rugs to spread before the sink, the table and the stove, and a clock to regulate the movements of the household. The floor should be stained and oiled, or covered with wood carpeting, which is as cheap as oilcloth and far more durable. The furnishing of the closets depends on the elaborate ness of the cookery, and the length of the purse that opens to pay the bills. It is very convenient to have a room ad joining the kitchen large enough to hold a closet or safe, the refrigerator, the clothes bars, and other articles that woidd cumber the kii chen. In the cellar may be kept the washer and wringer, the tubs and bench used on washing days, unless there should be, as there rarely are in country houses, stationary tubs in the kitchen. To these enumer ated articles others may be added as need suggests. The necessary furniture of the dining room is an extension-table, chairs, a china closet or side-board, filled with the furnishings of table use, a clock, and after these a pretty carpet, window shades, a lounge, easy chairs, pictures, and whatever will add to the comfort of those who gather there. The young housekeeper soon finds out what she needs to her equipment for greater ease and convenience in manag ing her household, and as this knowledge comes she can select and procure such furnishings as are hi accordance with her taste, her means, and what she has al ready gathered together. Any uphol sterer or furniture dealer will tell her what is used by the best people of the the richest folk, but her guide must be her own jndgment as to what she. can afford and what will minister to the har monies and comforts of the home ol which she is the centre. Satak "Who are you?" "A bank cashier." " Defaulter T' "Yes." "How much?" "Two million dollars." "Felix, give him a top seat, away from the fire, where it is nice and cool. Never mind thanking me, Mr. Cashier ; you're wel come. .But who is this?" No. 2 "A bank cashier." "Defaulter?" "Yes." "How much?" "Eight thousand dol. lars." "Here, Eelix, take this fellow and give him a seat right on top of the stove." , The societies for the prevention of slavery . are growincr constantlv in txwer. but their work is very arduous. The members keenly feel the blot on the country's page, and are greatly annoyed that in their country slavery should ex ist, while the countries and the island to the northeast are free from thA mnw It is probable that more active measures will be introduced soon to drive out this evil. has remained in the prison ever since. and was known as " Crafty Billy," the bugaboo of several generations of children. He was eighty-one at the time of his death. During his whole life, and in all the ravings of madness, he never was known once to allude to his cliildhood, or to his early days. When, however, he lay dying on his pallet in the cell, the old man suddenly checked his foolish babblings, and lay still and silent for a few moments. Then he looked up with a grave, tender smile, and said,-. Dear mother ! " He never spoke again. The thought of his mother, who had loved him, and whom he had loved. hl lain hidden in that poor crazed, foolish brain for eighty long years, through all bis imbecility and ferocity and madnessi and woke at the last. All the miserv and cruelty he had suffered slipped away from him, and like a little child he came. back to the "dear mother" whom br had lost neiirly a centxuy ago, and who naa lovea nim riest ot all the world it the happy mothers who. perhans. are residing this paper to their children gathered about their knees could onlv understand how Ions: their memory will last with those children; how long after iut?jr me uust men- words and actions will influence the lives of their sons and daughters, how different those words and actions would be ! There would be an end then, we think, of irritable wrangling, of harsh judgments and of potty deceits with tho little ones; and every woman would hold up her hands to God, asking Him to so lead her that she may be tho " dear mother" to whom her children will turn smiling in their dying hour. The Two Misers. AN OLD HEBREW LEGEND. How to Sate. A singular expedient for saving money is reported from Dresden. An artist of that city, having received a check fox several thousand dollars in payment fox a picture, went to the Government Bank and deposited the money. On receiving the certificate of deposit he immediately tore it into bits. "What have you done?" exclaimed the horrified bank clerk. "It will be two years before you can get an other I" "That is the reason I have de stroyed the paper," coolly replied the artist "The money is now safe for that length of time at least." "Ooue down," said the young man, A miser living in Kufa had heard that in Bassora also there dwelt a miser more miserly than himself, to whom he might go to school, and from whom he might learn much. He forthwith jour neyed thither, and presented himself to the great master as a humble commencer in the Art of Avarice, anxious to learn, and under him to become a stu dent. " Welcome 1" said the miser of Bassora; "we will go into the market to make some purchases." . They went to the baker. Hast thou good bread ?" "Good, indeed, my masters, and fresh and soft as butter." " Mark this, friend," said the miser of Bassora to the one of Kufa, "butter i compared with bread as beine: the better of the two; as we can onlv consume a small quantity of that, it will also be the cheaper, and we shall therefore act inoro wisely, and more savingly too, in being satisfied with butter." They they went to the butter mer chant, and asked if he had good butter. "Good, indeed, and flavory and fresh as the finest olive oil," was the answer. " Mark this, also," said the host to his guest, "oil, is compared with the very best butter, and therefore by much ought to be preferred to the latter." They next went to the oil vender. " Have you good oil?" " The very best quality, white and transparent as water," was the reply. " Mark that, too," said the miser of Bassora to the one of Kufa; "by this rule water is the very best Now, at home I have a pailful, and most hospitably therewith will I entertain you." And, indeed, on their return, nothing but water did he place before his guest, because they had learned that water was better than oil, oil better than butter, butter better than bread. " God be praised I" said thA mifipr of Kufa, "I have not journeyed this long distance in vain 1" About the Bor. Mrs. Jcme xriahpA her boy to be named John Frederick. while' the father signified a preference for Edward Gordon. Determined to have her way. she clandpsfinplv pro cured the baptism of the child under tho name she had selected. Jones urocured the revocation and annulment of the christxming through, the bishop of the diocese, and Edward Gordon was official ly! made the name. NotwithstTndins this, the mother persists in callinff him John Frederick, and therebv 'eaiisM a litrokincr his upper lip. Chicago suit for divoroe.