THE MQRGANTON STAR,
FRIDAY, JANUAEY 28, 1887.
Didn't Sign.
Arkansaw Traveler.
Arkansaw printing-office. A dele
gation from "away back" files in.
Leader (to business manager of
fice) "'Lowed, a passnl uv us did,
that we'd come up an sign fur yo'
paper."
Business manager (smiliug warm
ly( "Glad to see you, gentlemen.
Won't you have seats ? "
Leader "No. ain't got time to
set. Wh ut yer holdin' yo' paper at
now f "
B. M. "Two dollars a year,"
Leader -"That mucht Didn't
'low it wuz mo'n er dollar. Ken
git ther Fireside Smile fur six bits."
B. M. "Ah, well, you see that it
is only a cheap concern, a sort of
advertising dodge. What you
want is home news."
Leader "Yes, that's a fack.
Wall, Lige Baily (addressing one
of the delegation), plank down."
Lige "Don't b'lieve 1 wanter
sign far it ter-day."
Leader "W'y, yer wanted me
ter come up here with yer. VVhut
yer come up fur ? "
Lige "Wanted ter sorter look er
round."
Leader "Jim Boyle, you wanter
sign, don't yer ? "
Jim "Xo, don't b'lieve I do, ter
day." Leader "W'y, ding it all, you
said yer wanted ter sign."
Jim "I said I moutsigu."
Leader "Tal Paytou, I know
you wanter sign."
Tal "I 'low ter sign airter while
airter I git in little better shape."
Leader "Why not now?"
Tall "Ain't fixed well ernuff now.
Ain't mo'n got money ernuff ter
run me till I git home. 1 like the
paper mighty well. Got some uv
the best things in it I ever seen."
Leader "Wall, ef none uv yer
wanter sign, reckon we'd better go
j i -a a .
we e got a goou aeal uv knock
in' round ter do."
B. M. (to leader) "You wish to
subscribe, do you not ? "
Leader "No, I jest come up with
the boys, here, an' I don't b'lieve I
wanter sign fur it ter-day. Like
the paper mighty well an' hope to
be able ter sign fur it putty soon.
Wall, good day." J
A few moments later. In a sa
loon. Leader "Wall, fellers, nom
inate yo' pizeu."
Lige "Hoi' on; I'm doin' this,"
(throwing a ten dollar note on the
bar).
Jim (sweeping the money back
to Lige and replacing it with a
gold piece) "Not much yer ain't.
I axed yer in here, I reckon."
Tal (with pretended indignation)
"Notbv a iuo-ful. Avoil
myself. Here (to bar-tender), give
us seme straight goods."
Leader "It makes no difference
who pays for it. Wall, here's
hopin'."
Stricken With Blindness.
A Kalamazoo (Mich.) Telegraph
Reporter gives the following states
meat of Dr. C. Francoise, the well
known veterinary surgeon of that
city, in reference to a case of blind
nes3. The Doctor says :
'-OUr,ycys ,a3fc aPring Kttle
Willie, the four year-old son of Mr
Peter De Witt a relative ot mine, re
siding at that time hi Milwaukee,
Wisconsin, was taken with tioro'
- icaa-
les. 1 he disease struck in on him
and the poor
LITTLE FELLOW WAS LEFT BLIND.
"Distinguished physicians iu Mil
waukee and Chicago were consulted,
and said that nothing could be done
for him, and that, blinded thus earlv,
he would coiitiuue sightless during bis
entire life. While at Tint
Mr. De Witt had heard the S. S.S.
remedy, maoufactinwl r
spoken or very highly. How it hap-
pened I don't know, for S. S. S. is uot
guaranteed to cure blindness ; but by
some happy chance it was decided to
test its efficacy in Willi's case. Bv
nu; uo uau tacen a Dottle and a I
jh vyvu nau so rar recovered
il.ol 1. 1 1 t - -
ninu iiecouui piay out ot doors. Af
ter taking four bottles he wa3 com
pletely cured. His
fuctly sound, aud have continued so
ever since."
"Here, Willie, Willie, come here ; "
suoiuea me doctor suddenly to an ac
tive Jittleboy dressed in knicker
bockers, who was playing m the
street, "inis is Willie De Witt. His
lather used to be a railroad conductor,
but he is out West now on business,
and Willie is staying with us until he
gets back. He goeso the East Ave
nue school every day. and never has
the least trouble with his eyesight.
See, his eyes look as well as yours or
mine.''
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed free.
The Swift .Specific Co., Drawer
3, Atlanta, Ga.
PfllSOf j THE ASHES
TOut the 2t Lebanon Shaken
Found Incident In the His
tory of a Quiet Community. 1
. The Mount Lebanon (Ncrir
York) Shakers are a quiet com
munity, secluded from the fret
and worry of the outside world.
They are widely known, how
ever, for their strict honor and
probity in business.
The Shakers believe that na
ture has a remedy for every dis
ease. A few have been found
the rest are as yet unknown.
Many were discovered by acci
dent Others came to light as
the result of patient experiment
and research.
-Nervous Dyspepsia is a com
paratively new disease, growing
out of the conditions of modern
life. It is a joint affection of
uie uigesuve organs nnH f flia
nervous system. These two
were formerly treated as sepa
rate ailments, and it was left
for the clear-sighted Shakers
to prove that the basis of this
terrible and often fatal compli
cation lies chiefly in the disord
ered and depraved functions of
digestion and nutrition. They
reasoned thus: "If we can in
duce the stomach to do its
work, and stimulate the excre
tive organs to drive out of the
body the poisonous waste mat
ters which remain after thelife-
fiving elements of the food
ave been absorbed, we shall
have, conquered Nervous Dys
pepsia and Nervous Exhaust
ion. . And they were riffht.
Knowing the infallible power
of Shaker Extract (SeigePs
j iy " cumpuicatea
though similar diseases,
they resolved to test it fully
xn this. To leave no ground
for doubt they prescribed the
remedy in hundreds of cases
which had been pronounced in
curable with perfect success
m every instance where tbeir
directions as to living and diet
were scrupulously followed.
Nervous Dyspepsia and Ex
haustion is a peculiarly Ameri
can disease. To a greater or
less extent half the people of
this country suffer from it
both sexes and all ages. In no
country in the world are there
so many insane asylums filled
to overflowing, alj resulting
trom this alarming disease. Its
fading-symptoms are these:
aW J. . a
quem; or continual head
ache; a dull pain at the base
of the brain ; Tbad breath ; nau
seous eructations; the rising
of sour and
the throat; a sense of oppress
ion and faintness at the pit of
the stomach; flatulence; wake-
sleep; dis
gust with food even when
weakfromtheneedofit; sticky
or slimy matter on the teeth or
m the niouth, especially on ris
ing m the morning; furred and
coated tongue; dull eyes; cold
hands and feet; constipation:
dry or rough skin ; inability to
lix the mind on any labor call-
Iriff tsxw A-T - .. .
5, . wnimuous attention
and oppressive and sad fore
bodings and fears.
All this terrible group
Shaker Extract Seigel
fevrup) removes by its pos-
jpuenui, airect yet
"t-nae action upon
the functions of digestion and
t,uii. mose elements
of the food that build up and
system are sent
meir mission, while all
wasie maiters (the ashes of life's
nre) which unremoved, poison
ana kill, arc vnolli t .
body tlirough the bowels, kid-
pi-ostrated nen-es are quieted,
toned and fed by the purified
blood. As the result, health,
with its enjoyments, -blessimrs
and TK)wer. iftumo 55?
ferer who had, ierhap4 aband
oned all hope of ever seeinc?'
another well day. ,5
$11.20 In Music For 35 Cents.
Tins Favorite Ai-bum of Soxg
AND JiALLADS U8t published, " COD-
t&ina thirtvrtwn n!rr.p nfnhnir nd
popular vocal music, full sheet music
and piano accompaniment. Themusio
10 uucijr printea upon iieavy paper
with a very attractive cover. The
loilowmg are the titles ot the ttongs
umisuo wuiitiueu in iiiexavorlie
Album As I'd Nothing Else to Do;
The Dear Old Songs of Home; Moth-
r, Mnicn me juiieueet; Uh, lou
Pretty Blue-Eyed Witch; Blue Eves;
ivaiys jeufr; ine 1'assing liell:!
saw Esau Kissing Kate; Won't you
Tell JMe Why; Robin; The Old Gar
ucu vaaif; xown xeiow tne Waving
T 2 J -r- - -w- ....
rumens; jaaeu lea e!; All Among
the summer Hoses; Touch the Harp
vieiuiy, xiy pretty louise; 1 Keally
Don't Think I Shall Marry; Dream
ing of Home; The Old Gotta re
T A . r-, . ..... O
across tne boa; I here a Silver
Lining to every Cloud; Straugcs Yet:
o-ui, xei; oomeooay, a icar Ago;
Bachelor's. Hall; Kuth and I; Good
-wignt; una llappy 1 ear Ago; Jennie
in the Orchard? The OM Itnm fintm.
Jack's Farewell; Polly; Whisper in'
the Twilight. This is a veiy fine
Collection of real vocal gems, and
gouen up in very handsome style.
Published in the usual wnv mw)
. wuT
bought at amosic store these 32
pieces would cost yon 811.20.
The Holidays ere past and we muat
V T n. Jm m. mm T. a V . a .
v,wsc uub our acocK c once. ill send
entire collection well wrnnwl
postpaid for only 35 cents or four for
& i nrk r
fi.w UBUtKS FILLED SAME DAY KlC-
ceIved By getting three of your
friends, you secure your own free.
AJ.1 IT T "
Auurvss. HOLIDAY i.'UIiLlSHIXG UO ,
Bucklen8 Aruica Salve.
hie 1EST. oa lye in. the world for
Cuts, brumes. Sores. Ulcers, Salt
mieusi, JeverSores, Tetter, Chappeil
Hands, Chilblains Corns, n.wl nil sl :..
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles
ur no pay required, it is guaranteed
to give pei feet satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents ner ho v.
For sale by Tull.
Great R
IN PBICES OF CLOTHING.
25 Wool Mixed Suitt, GttSZO, former pric 13.00 to tSZO.
25 Union Mixed Plaid 13.75 to 14X0, former pric
25 suits worth $12.00 down to SJ0.
A big lot of Children's Clothing at cost,
We wake this big reduction in ordtr to make room for oar Spring Stock.
Our Overcoats Must be Sold.
Our Boots Must go Regardless of Cost.
R. B. BrTTTATM & C
II I PI I
CrJ.c-i----.-ivL
WANTED.
ndian Relics, 'Arrow Ih-ads. Mortfr.. Tines
1 . . It. l.lLAlWbl.l
Morgauron. :v. v.
WiC.ERVIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
LEXOIli, N. C.
Practices in ihe Stnte and Fep-al CourU
SAMUEL J. ERVIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
MO l G ANTON, X. a
(Ollice in Court Houso.)
JVill practice in tne State and Fetler
al Cuiru. Special attention given
all Imtunesa intrusted to him.
GILMER HIGH SCHOOL.
This School is principally adapted
to give young men a thorough prep
aration for. College, or Unsiness.
For further particulars address
John A. Gilmer. A. 15., Frincipal.
3Iorjranton, N. O. .
Fall term opens August 30, ISSC.
i
Amt " 1 m i ,
&1M life .
ATo. 3 Family.
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OTHERS FOLLOW
THE LIGIIT BUHNINQ
"DOMESTIC,"
Copying it !a foim and ttylt at
bchj mm poioifiinrDyac
knowledging it sth
STAIIDAnD OF EXCELLENCE
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, r i impie, yet iplendid nieckaniim. b
nfr!l 7ondei;fu,,7 imPIe Mt f attachment., and otic il. wid. raurt
of work, from the mmnW .:.71r 9 VT rD
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tmbroierv. an no mhmr m, 5 . avmwi, m am siett
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TH ? Khool 1 in Burke countv. onlr tw
T, , muesrromtlje Itallroad. A new tw,J5fJ
bullcuuy. itooms for boys right at the EXiJtfJ
fore nuiViT; nVKot,1"' " ' "ire-
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waw, azcx
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AEESIS WANTED fcr lis hi m:
DEEDS or DARING
5y jju UJdJ& GEAY.
f,?8.1 ?dvntures on both sides durln "the ;ETr
t'ivil War. intenselv interesfiuff TcroSntf of
bmmr. toprinmenTs and' KStlf
capes romantic incirtcjt, hand-to-hand I stn!?
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noj s, bold d-Le. brtUlanes. and &
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or look at all like it. Onraelta wrrvthinp S"
dress. PLANKT PriJUSHIXiioiE.-11'
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fifflf fr paymenta allowed tanvSrsshort of
ELY'S nA?i
pdciii wiMitwn
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Owes reiief at once
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SIX OCTAVE.
It Ion Wiih Ciood Article
Ot ri.ua Toia wj, ask your aealarffor
oia Rip.
A particle of thTWm i
W8ing healthy wcS! S .f caUrrhAi .
n" ProW4, the 1
omntet , "P addUton! cold
oftiteVndl Tr"80"8
Price Kfl Mnfa . r . ...
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head. There t!Jlw
dreadfal dwease. ft Tle:m whw
One of ' thlStlit i! 1 a lecUHl cold.
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A GRLT CAUSE OF HUMA.N .MISERY
IS THE LOSS OF
a terturvon ik. w.i.
caj cur. ;rr ,i-t' v ,T"n 4
L-"uir Mmirable
that th .w.wr. uw" "PtVBf.
oe rffrvtiimJiv imwi v . "? "7
lcaloni.T"Jl"Wma .or.
.Vr.v5UEjr out ioode of cure at ooce
MSfi?."!.0.1- hch .very .uff
r.' r.. . oMconaiuoo may U- but mm
Kent Dmlor umI i. . ki.i . .
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Tai II m wife ae4a It for raerai fanSy a.
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frl4 4 aaXeM ratUaca.
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c doOara aa4 a worU of irxmUm.
To BaekwoWaaaaa aeodatt. Taareaaoia.
ngliaa it aa aa aaUdoaa for U aar ta Cf,
Cab aa4 eoeMfort waich msrrovd tW -oorr.
vTtva Maraaaal a4e It aboaa ftia atora amaet
Ida aoaployaaa. AorhSeata wnj aaooaa. aa4 waa
aaeaa taa Tartiag ZJatmeat U waated ttrem.
XeaBulaIataaIIeaa, -naUaaeatef
toaaoaay.
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oa waoa waataa.
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tha bead and catarru in alliu stage -
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