The Morg antqn Star. : I 4 : '".if 4- VOL. IV. BILIOUSNESS Is an affection of the lirer, and can be thoroughly cured by that Grand Regulator of the liver and Biliary Organs, CU2&20N3 LIVER REG U LATCH MANUFACTURED BY J. B. ZEUJN & CO., PklladalpSii, Pa. I waa afflicted for several yean with disordered liver, which resulted in a evere attack of jaundice. I had aa good medical attendance as our sec tion affords, who failed utterly to re store mo to the enjoyment of my former good health. I then tried the uvorite prescription of'ono of the most renowned physicians of Louis ville, Ky., but to no purpose ; where upon I was induced to try Simmons J-lrer Becnlator. I found imme diate benefit from its use, and it ulti mately restored me to the full enjoy ment of health. A. H. SHIRLEY, Richmond, Ky. Proceed from a Torpid Uver and Im purities of the Stomach. It can be in variably cured by taking SITIKONS LIVER REGULATOR Let all who suffer remember that SICK AND NERVOUS HEADACHE Can be prevented by taking a doeo as soon as their symptoms indicate the coming of an attack. VORTH CAROLINA ESTATE il CO., LD. Required immediately : Yellow Poplar. White-Oak, Ash, Walnut. &c, from 6,000 to 7,000 logs. For specifications apply to Mr. D. C. Pearson, traveling agent to the Company, and at the Compa ny's offices, Morganton and Glen Alpine, N. C. J. F. HOTJSTOTJN, Major, Gen'l Manager. Morganton, X. C, 23rd Feb., 1888. HAVE YOUR IN TING DONE AT THE Star Job Office. Satisfaction. Guaranteed. Wanted for Cash. SOD Cords of DOGWOOD At $6 per Cord, Delivered at Factory near Depot in Morganton. Must be 6 inches in diameter at small end, clear of bad knots and crooks, doty and hollow ends. Sergeson & Bros, nov 4-ly. RICHMOND & DANVILLE R. R. CO., wsiM mm mm kyem Gen'l Passknoeb Dbp't. ASHKvrLLE. N. C, Sept. 3, 1887. TRAIN NO. 52, West Bound. Leave Arrive Leave Salisbury Statesville . Hickory Connelly Springs Morganton Marion Old Fort Hound Knob ASHEVILLE Hot Springs Paint Kock Morrlstown Knoxvllle 11 so a. m 12 so p. m. 1 S6 208 234 3 13 844 400 518 7 35 800 30 10 55 Arrive TRAIN NO. 53. East Bound. Leave Knoxvllle ; Morrlstown 6 so a. m. Paint Rock 750 10 53 11 10 12 58 p. m 236 2 50 3 13 415 442 5 05 6 23 720 Hot Sprinars ASHEVILLE Round knob Old Fort Marion Morganton Connelly Springs Hickory Statesville Salisbury Arrive 5Iurphy Branch Dally except SUNDAY. TRAIN NO. 18. TRAIN NO. IT. 8 oo a. ni. Leave Asheville Arrive 4 so p. m. 10 25 . Arrive Waynesvllle 2 30 2 20 p.m. Charleston 1015 a.m. w Jarretts Leave T 30 A. dzH. llmad. Dally except SUNDAY". TRAIN NO. 12. TRAIN NO. 11. . 3 so p. m. Leave Spartanburg Arrive 2 10 p. m. 717 Arrive Hnder8onvllle 95s a m 9 00 Asnevllle Leave 8 10 ' J AS. L. TAYLOR, G. P. A. w. A, WINBUPX, D. P. A. Pit F. A. MOSES AT IT AGAIN. This Time He Attends Two Din ners at the White House in One Day and Tells How He and "Mr. Willy Barber" Enjoyed Themselves. Washington, D. C, March 8. To the Editor of the Lenoir Topic. As I have previously informed yon in a private letter, having beeu appointed clerk to the com mittee on conchology, I will proba bly remain in Washington until Congress adjourns. Mr. Carlisle tell sine that he does not think that an adjournment can possibly be reached before July, if then. I enclose a check to pay you for the barrel of line limbertwigs which you kindly sent to me. They were satisfactory in every respect and my friends, to whom I presented them, were much pleas ed with the 111. As the North Carolina delega tion and I were engaged in a room at the National, the other night, in framing a bill to abolish the in ternal revenue, to be attached to Mill's tariff bill, a negro runner from the White House entered and told us that there was to be a di plomatic dinner given by the Presi dent the next day and that we were all invited. Of course we all decided to go. The next day Bar ber and I diked ourselves out in the best clothes we had and knock ed at the door of the White House promptly at 12. The negro told us that the dinner would not be till supper time and we turned to leave, but the President, who was in the East room, recognized our voices and called to ns to walk in. We walked in and, after a cordial handshake from the President, were seated. uThese diplomatic fellows," said the President, "eat their dinners when plain folks sit down to sup per and at the time when the peo ple in God's country blow the horn for dinner they are in bed, . . j . lurniug uay into nigur. o you see I've had to give this diplomat ic tinnier after dark. But Pin a working man myself and when dinner time comes Pin always ready. Come in here." Aud we followed him into what the waiter called the sallermarjav and there was spread as substan tail a meal as I ever sat down to. Mrs. Cleveland was out spend ing the day and Dan Lamont had gone to New York, so we three dined all by ourselves. After din ner we went out to the lot and sa w Mrs. Cleveland's Jersey cow that Mr. Childs, of Philadelphia, gave her, the two c irriage horses and a few other head of stock. When we left the Piesident told us to be sure to come back a; night. Barber aud I decided to wait for the rest of the North Carolina delegation next time, so that there would be no mistake. We all gathered at the National and started for the White House two by two, Senators Ransom and Vance leading. Then came Cowsel les and Johnston, Henderson and Latham, Simmons and McClammy, B&rber and I, Nichols and Biower. Rowland was sick and could not go. When we got into the parlor Senator Rausoni took Barber and me and introduced us to the di plomatic corps, the members of which were ranged around the room and dressed up in the most astonishing and dazzling uniforms. At the table I sat between the British minister's wife and the en voy extraordinary of France, while Barber's chair was next to that of the Chinese plenipotentiary, who wore a yellow silk dress and his hair in a plait down his back like a womau. Barber carried on as animated a conversation as he could with the almond-eyed Celes tial and told him wonderful stories about the big tea crop of Wilkes. "Will you pass me the bler marngef" said the British minis ter's wife to me, and, as I was handing it to her, I saw Se-.atcr Vance pick up a limbertwig apple, and using it as an illustration, com menced telling a joke to old Joe Hawley. This distracted my at tention and I spilled the whole mess ou the brilliant uniform of the French envoy extraordinary. Sacre bleu ! Farlez vovs Francias t Je nesain quais!" exclaimed he, smiling at me iu the mild-mannered way as who should say, I am very much obliged to you for yonr attention and should feel hurt if you had not spilled this stuff on me or if you had been niggardly about it and spilled any less than you did. This annoying episode made me lose Senator Vance's joke, but I MORGANTON N. C, FRIDAY MARCH 3 O, heard Hawley's reply. "Speaking of potato slips, Vance," said he, "reminds me of Loge Harris, of your State. He has been a pretty good friend of mine and has seemed to want me aud Tom Settle to run on the tick et together. Since my speech against the Blair bill, I wonder if his ardor has cooled any ?" "That depends," said a voice that I did not recognize, as it came from the other end of the table, '.'whether the bung in your bar'l is loose or tight. If it is loose, the Blair bill be bio wed and you are the man. If it is tight your oppo sition to the Blair bill will hurt immensely." Joseph R. said nothing but he looked at the Chinese minister and winked. This latter functionary was cracking chestnuts that Barber bad passed off ou him as Brushy Mountain almonds. The British Minister's wife seem ed to be very much pleased with some sorghum that was on the table and asked me what it was. I I told her that it was a kind ot molasses raised in North Carolina and that it grew to perfection in Wilkes. . . "It is certainly very flue," said the British Minister's wife, "aud 1 must get some of it to send to the Queen. The last thing she said to me when we left the British Isles was to look out for her iuterests and I know she would like this sorghum." "Madam," said Will Barber, as he gave the Chinese Pleuipotentia ry another haudlul of chestuuts, "I expect to return to my native State of Wilkes next week and I shall make it my business and my pleasure to ship to you lor her Britanuic Majesty's use a barrel ot'i as fiue sorghum as the far famed Yadkin river bottoms can pro duce. I will send it to you for your sovereign." "Tnanks, awfully," said the British Minister's wife. I And the British Minister him self drew from his pocket not one but several soveriugs and offered them to Wdl in payment for his sorghum. But Will gracefully de clined the British gold and said he would present them the molasses to the Queen. After the daughters aud wives of several of the plenipotentiaries had played upou the piauo, the so ciable broke up, the Chinese min ister folding up his fan, tying his pigtail arouud ihe top of his head, casting a languishing glance at Will Barber anl gwing off flri. Will aud that Heathen Chinee did flirt together awfully. Tiie North Carolina delegation retreated iu the same order in wnich it nad advanced and jnst as Barber and I were stepping upon the porch arm in arm the Envoy Extraordinary of Fr.iuce approached me and handed his card aud a.sk for mine. I gave it to him aud passed on. "What do you suppose he means by that?" I asked of Barber. "He is going to challenge you for spilling that apple butter all over him," replied Barber. I wonder if he is. When we reached our room Bar ber tumbled into bed and, bun dling the cover around his head, was soon fast asleep. I was perturbed. The various exciting episodes that had happen ed to me and the prospect of an affair of honor with a centre shot made me nervous and I could not sleep. So I sat up for an hour or two. At last I too undressed and, blowing out the light, went to bed. Very soon I began to smell some thing awful I thought surely there must be a quantity of dead rats in the wall It grew worse and worse and I could stand it no longer. 1 hunched Barber in the back say. ing: "Wake up ! wake up ! There is something dead iu the room." He raised up ou one elbow, sniff ed the air aud jumped out of bed with a rush, exclaiming: "Dead ! the dickens ! There is nothing dead yet, but you will be unless you learn a little sense. You blew out the gas !" Alter awhile the room was fumi gated aud we went to bed aud were soon asleep, though my dreain3 were troubled. Far Away Mosbs. Breaking a Window. If a tree were to break a win dow, what might the wiudow gay! Tremendous (tremeud-us). Tay lor's Cherokee Remedy of. Sweet Gain and Mullein has a tremen dous sale, for it mends all forms of coughs, colds and lung troubled, Bill Arp Tells One Stories. of Vance's Atlanta ConarituUon. When a man travels abroad and mixes with strangers and would be. treated with civility he should not do anything or say anything thatruus against their opinion their interests or their prejudices. Zeb Vauce said that one time away back when he was running for Governor against Holden he had to go over a mountain range and down into a valley where he had never been before. The hum ble people in that valley were al most cut off aud hid out from the rest of the world, and especially from that side of the world in which Mr. Vauce lived. He knew nothing about their politics or their religiou. "North Carolina is a curious state," said he. "Her re ligiou is sjeckled and spotted like it had the measles. Iu one valley you will tind the people all Episco paliaus however poor or primitive. The ancestors are first settlers came from old Eugland, and brought that religion with them aud, as nobody moved in or moved out, the desceudauts kept the faith of their lathers. In another val ley you wdl find them all Presby terians, becautte their ancestors came from Scotland. Iu another they will be all Methodist or all Baptists, aud every one of these separate communities will haveau old patriarch working in the lead and he is looked upou as the bell wether of the flock. Now, it is necessary that a politician should know the religious faith of those with whom he is lectioiieering' for votes. If ho can't chime in with it exactly he musentsav any thing 'agin' it. 'Now' said Vaiiw- when I got over into the valley tt io meer my appointmeut, I found about seventy five of the humble sovereigns gathered at tho cross roads where there was a little s:ore aud a wagon-shop and a meeting house. They had on their home-made clothes aud were stand ing around chawing tobacco and talking about 'craps' and waiting tor me to come. 1 soon got famil iar wilh them aud got them iu firstrate humor, but as Holdeu wa to come over in a day or two, I wanted to fix things in some way so that he couldn't unfix them. Holden was a Methodist and 1 was at raid that these people were. I noticed an old man sitting on a chunk and niikiiig in the sand with hi lung walking stick. He had ou big brass spectacles and his heavy snaggy eye-brows and big long noMi indicated character aud so 1 set him down as the bell wether of the flock. Ater a while I got np close to him and was about to address him when he gave a prayerful grunt and got up and brai-ed himself on his stick and looking at me aid iu a solemn voice: "This is Mr. Vance 1 be lieve.' Yes, sir,' said I, giving my hand. And I am Emanuel Steii or,' said he, and I supose you have come over the mouiitiu to talk to my boys about their votes.' 'Yes, sir,' said I, -that is my princi ple business and I 'Well, Mr. Vance,' said he, interrupting me; 'before you proceed any further with that business, I would like fo ax yoa a question or two.' 'Cer tainly, sir,' said I; certainty.' Well, Mr. Vance, allow me to ax you what church do you belong to I' "Well, that was a sockdologer and it come right straight at me, and for a moment I wasdemornliz ed, but I rallied, aud as the boys had all gathered around to hear the old man put me through, 1 cleared my throat and said: That is a fair question, my friend, a fair question, aud I will tell you about that. My grandfather came over from England, and as over there the established church was Epis copalian, of course he was an Epis copalian.' "I paused a moment to see the effect of this, but there was none that was favorable. The old mau marked a little more in the sand and spit his tobacco away off on one side. So I coutiuued: 'But uiy grandmother came from i cot land, aud yon know that John Knox left his mark upon that whole nation, and so of course she grew np a Presbyterian.' I paus ed again but there was no sign, uo awakening, no chord struck, and the old man marked some mora iu the gaud, 'But, my friend, my father was born and grew np iu a Methodist community, and was couverted by John Wesley, aud. of course, he became a Methodist. I thought that now I had hiui sure, but I didn't. There was no siirh ol sympathy from him-or the boys, 1888. and so I took my last shot. 'But my good old mother, sir, was born and raised a Baptist, and it's al ways been ray opinion that a man has got to uo under the water he tore he can get to heaven.' A gleam of satisfction spread all over the old man's face as he said: Give me your kauri, Brother Vance. Boys, I told you so; I told you that ho were a Baptist afore he come. He is the man. You can all vote for him, but Hol deu won't do nary time, for they say that he is one of these shoutiu, cavortiu Methodists.'" Nothing to be Made by Swap ping Horses Now. Charlotte Democrat. Now, before there is any candi date authoritatively annouueed iu opposition to the re-election of Hon. M. W. Ransom to the Unit ed States Senate, we want to say that we think Ransom should be re-elected. It will be to the inter est of North Carolina generallv, and to the interest or all her iel ple of both parties, white and black, to re elect him. because he cau do us more good in the coun cils of the nation than any new man, and because he has faithful ly represented us in the past. Y kuow that others would make good representatives in the Sen ate, but we do not believe they would be equal to Rausom. No one has yet announced himself as a candidate for RaudsomS place aud we hone no Democrat will consent to oppose him. We have ! seer.u iersonai and political friends that we would gladly aid iu the line of promotion, but not uurier present circumstances. Ransom and Vance are tho beat men North Carolina ever had in tho United States Senate, and have done more for North Caroli u i, and we are m favur of kiwtiin" them there as king as thev are' III: . ... . - I wining io serve. ve have never had a line from Ransom or any other man on the subject; we want no otlice and have no axe to grind, for all our tools are sharp enough. We deem it proper to speak now, before any other can didate is announced. The fact is, we do not believe there will be any other Democratic dandidate. The Prosperous South. N. Y. Times. The South is more prosperous than any other section of the et win. try to day. Fact alnmnd in proof' ft.-:...- .1... i . ... i juiiu- iue liisi mx years a thousaud million dollars have !eeu added to the weallh of old twelve Southern States. Nothiug to be compared to this has ever happened in the land before. A kindred advance has been seen in one or two quickly growing Western States -Kau.oa? for in stance but no group ot State can in any way approach the lecorri. The South after all its loss of blood and wate or wealth, lias grown stronger than even in the aristocratic ante-Mlum days it claimed to be. Industry has miV plauteri sloth, work I no'longer a meniars barige. The turning point in the South' condition came when half of her great cot ton crop was raided by white la bor, as official figures show the last crop was. And here is a line worth a volume in testimony of tho new order of things South. "In Alabama during this last year every dollar or tax assessed has beeu collected excepting only SoOV Is there any Northern State that can show so clean a bill or health from the tax collector I People do not pay taxes when they have uo money. Times Gltten Better." Salisbury TraUi. Raldy Roydeu gives us this good one: As the chain gang went out to work a morning or two ago, an old negress leaning over the fence watching it pass, exclaimed: "Eh! times gitten letter lour white aud three niggers iu the chain gang." "What's the matter, sonny!" "The matter 1" Why, I don't have uo time to play at all jut be cause Ma's got a medicine what'll cure our colds in a miuute, every old womau iu our square wants me to run round to the drug storo and get her some." -WLat'a the meriiciue, sounyP '"Why Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, of course.w For stiffuess and soreness of tho muscles aud joints of the hotly, rheumatism, neuralgia in fact an ache or pain or the lody nothing equals Salvation Oil. Sold by all druggists. Price 23ct. NO. 3. THI DOCTOR SAY! I "I reoommervd m4 USE FOR mm mwas DRI That Wonderful omWaatlon' ' TAYLOR'S REMEDY of SWEET CUM and MULLEIN. t do mort tan any pror1pOon wrtf t9n both plant ara high mdkXnjU. 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Jf tfec no krp It, w win vT. tat mmm Umm ML'r.nyiHieUrfwMlunMM fcottlMtoaar To WAVTMM Ju T1TMB C. tmc cao Uut pmi aootaorm HaokUborrr Cordial. tOoattl Dr. Stooro UILBS'X PREMIUM C01CS1E K JE 11X1 ARE WE GUILTY t we have been accused by soma of our comjetitors of selling cer tain giKKls at rediculuaslv low prices in order to "bait" the pub lic, we intend to put as low us price on nil our goods uh a "live nnd-lot-livc" policy will justiry; and as the liberal patronage ex tended to ns iudicates that our al leged practice or "baiting" is sat isfactory to the "biters," wo Miall continue to throw out large quan tities or the same sort or"bait" iu the shape or all clauses or Hard ware at lower prices than ever, at SnuriNG llAKDWAKE Co. Great bargains in all kinds ox Hardware at SnuriNo Hardware Co. Don't buy a Turning Plow nntil yon have seen the uew "Daiv," and you will have no other. Sold and warranted by Suunxu Hardware Co. Now is the time to look around and see where you can purchase the best Force Feed, Grain aud Fertilizer Drill, and don't forget that the "Empire" is in the lead either one- or two-horse at SnuriNG Hardware Co. "Lookont" Stoves, manufactured from the bet Tennessee charcoal iron, the best known; every sovo warranteri to ! ferrect iu all its operations, and at prices which place them in the reach or all, at Siiurixtf Hardware Co." Country Merchants will do well and save rreights by buying their I la til ware or Shufixg Hardware Co. Now Is the timo to buy Hard ware cheap. IT you don't beliere it tr Shupino Hardware Co. Call at tho Shuping Hardware Co. and er the best Three-Roller Cane Mill in the world, for tho price. Don't forget the fact that the "Atla" Ready-Mixed Paints are wild and warranted to givo satis faction by Suupxio Hardware Co. Shnping Hardware Co. are in the lead lor low prices on all kinds Hardware, Stoves, Mowers, Vann ing Implements. Don't forget to call and see them, and save money by taking advantage or their big otTers. W. W. SCOTT, JR. W. C. ERTW Scott & Ervin, ATTORNEYS AT LAV, Lenoir, 2f. C. RprcUl attention to conTpjaDdar. ronmioaa aad to the tKilon ot Ktrvtiu, Adau&istr. torn aa4 UuxTrtUn. Lrumo laAt&o ootx (i J)