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... - . 5 ' ' . " . ' ' . ' f H 1 " ' , . , . ' , . 5 i r : " . - ' i , I ' , TTTR FOOT.KTTXER , . June, 1912 .; V- ! ; i . . , ' 11 " 11 1 "' 111 - 111 1 '- t-'-. - ' l . . ,;.. sr. i. tit .-"-., r- : : . ' s . i t Thfe;Fool-liller IDIOTORIALS. :Av- Pungent Periodical Thought. of Thrilling PUBLISHED MONTHLY. bv the people and for the people? , - TTo o "ho nnf vpt tumbled to the . lou can always ten . a laiiee , , fh- . autocracy of -but you can't telh him very I wpnlth and conducted solely in much. , . ''; i"u ;4-'rtf tViP nlntes?.:,4f Does he not; know that two THE BABY- CROP. J. L. PEARSON, Rock-a-by, Baby Btintin; Daddy' 8 gone a:huntin' To catch a rabbit skin To wrap up Baby Buntin, in. Alas, we shall never know what n a vfiar to' your' heart. 25 Cents. In Clubs of Five or More, 15 Cents. Entered as second class matter March 30, 1910, at the postoffice at " r " t . . , . n,Act';i fVia TT Aias, wesiiau never. miuw wnai 1editob. S"c SenThave S immortal : poet is;the au'thorof I had a club like .that-Fd make nited btates benate nave eiiner a , . . some of them smoke in this neck bought their seats or jiaa wcsm mese un. .u bui of the woods. -' J.T . bought for them by some cnmi- still with us, but the name of its nai corporation s .. author was torn oft and lost years Thou shalt not steal a chicken; Shucks! r Also scat! - Senator Moravian Falls, n. c, under the act lest thou be put in jail. But if O'Gorman is a back number. ,tie of March 3, 1879. i TAKE NOTICE! ' : Do not send postage stamps on subscription'. Remittances should be made by registered letter, express or postoffice money order Be careful to write your own name "The desire to possess a por tion of the earth is common to all men," says an exchange. ,Yes, and some of the greedy scoun- s and address plainly, and direct ail drels ain't satisfied with a- portion they want it all. ; to: Heraylan Falls, ago. And such is fame. ; Selah. thou wilt steal a railroad or a is actually hohest. He. is'- posi- x i". mo gold mine thou canst buy all the itvely sincere. He has principles, ments it is a sweet solace to hark jails and put other folks in them, scruples : and other antiquated back; through the years and re- sentimente. He seems to belabor- esn our meinory .we umaec ing under the delusion that it is nptes of Rock-a-by Baby as they theduty of a senator to represent fame to us where we lay wrapped the people, and not the power of PllI(fs and things. Many in- ' . jLiiixt &turxiia nave ueeii cctinieu money. - According to our modern stand- and "W' spasms a- ards, a man is. entitled to .what- v, 8K"UU1 application Let Us Talk It . Over Well, dear sinner friends, this is The Fool-Killei How does it set on your stomach? letters and make all orders payable ... : 'wu u 1,4. a a of broken, doses of "Rock-a-bv the FOOL-KILLER, Some men tnmk tnere ain't any ever ne nas uuuit auu paiu iui. ? v. rA -ua xin ,lrt)f Tf hp hns hnntrht a spat in the , knock them down and strike them Senate, it is his; if he has bought . - - i! blind like He did old Saul of Tar a seat in the Cabinet, it is his. u y."8 BUUI 1Ke wu w liffi. wfo . Tf Tip ha hmmht a law or a leir- aion& aiter lts Jorgoixen autnor. . f f. , . .i - t . i i Tn p i wnrn onm p? nirp.rx from mv nri viAn' fita rvfT o iTniftn ta nil t isiATiiTP. fi mnffe or a maiciai oe- "w uuu WV1A Ali Vii " V-U1U1U" W1U" ' " : i ij "Dv-P wi4- w;i o nof riRion. thev-are his. U1U . Would Senator O'Gorman inter- CUA Ui which uuhcidhj. v There is some kind of apreach- fPrp with the sacred rights of nro- tells me on the Q. 1. that the ba- er man up at Newburgh, New Lprv? , by crop is dying out, and, that York, who advises his flock to go Tf a man rich enouo:h in dol- one hundred ; years , :sfrom now If you like it, you can get more at u Kjn"via,j. iij, yci yo.ni- lars ana poor enougnm cnaracter, ""J , headquarters. . . My i r lsmng wouiu ue a uiCKensoi ne can w a seat in the Senate WAC Ullltcu oiairo uB- The Fool-Killer is not even a forty- a sight better business than lis- an(q sit on it till the seat of his urea 11 out oy tne nuie oi iwo- aeventh cousin to any other paper on tening to such a preacher as that, breeches shines like the character and-a-Half or some other math- 'Ol a Samt ' ''.I VIUUUIVUI ;UiUlglV VXUUUU- UiiU 11V. Who is there to mit such a man says he knows he js talking out of the Senate? Surelv not the aD0Ut-- other Senators who have also ;But I sorter , suspect that Walt bought their seats. Surelv not the nas ot the-wrong sowy the ear criminal corporations who have in this b,aby business. :,I .have not bought seats for their snecial noncea any waning on m tne crop renresentati ves. of squallers down this way. Hang- Tne men who own the dollars taked 11 tney am 1 nearly as tmck it stands in a class by itself, and I have just read about a million its field is is broad as the English aires daughter who has actually language. This paper wears .no bell, muzzle, collar nor halter. You can put that down to start with. married an American instead of selling herself to some Prince-a-la Duke-son-of-a-gun from the pau- i am the fellow who works at the perized near-royalty of Yourope. pump-handle on this pungent period- Now that is a strange thing for a .leal of thrilling thought I print only rich a to do j m d and t T . T ii ., X :i . ' 1 T J. T ... . ' wiia.1. i wiiiBi x write uuij wuai think; and I think what I doggon please. I own this 1 4 : T ' uul yuu rememuer uie oiu auage i , - . hs Junp-hn nnH fl.PnTniTnr j-i j. t j.t - are tne men wno own uie govern- - Tt ".I " fT g ment They have bought it and it And. every new arrival brings , the Lord don't know, it is the re- with it a iM that, snnns lik and Rockefeller isn't ricn enough to suit of.an election, the verdict of 1 v"clla- 'fV nlavino- "3indv" on a s buy one shar of it. a travis iurv.and who a fool wo- can ?ersuade the courts. (whlch ..r . n 3 ... v .-.- i i I J Ui rn I m m v ; :.. v areaisotneir personal property; . to so dissolve a trust that it be- . f The baby crop, dying , out? Not comes more powerful after it is m this neck of the woods. Ifmon dissolved than it ever was before, ey was as plenty as babies the Look at the Standard Oil Com- average poor man would be a my. It has been "dissolved " millionaire. It ain't a question of accepted tht a man who has accum- y0U know But John' D is piling getting the little mites of human- ulated his millions can purchase a miIlions faster he eyer ity. launched On . the sea of life seat m this body and be immune from ,7, , . . . . "U uiu ueiore. xnat is a iaci.- jlnow, v honestly, what does such "dissolv- them fi01n somg naked and starv- ing" .amount to? Why, it isn't mZ toaeatn. ion take ten poor man will marry..,, A Senator's Sacred Rights. entire establishment, Does that sound strange? Well, bless your soul, I am a great deal richer than old John. I never travelled any to speak of, but I have read a great deal, and have thunk some "I tremble for the life of this gov I have also writ a few books which eminent if the doctrine shall eyer be pany. criticism.' 1 The above language was used I know are great, because they don t ell worth a cent. Great books never do. And then I started The Fool-Killer, just to quiet my nerves and keep the viu piWD iiwm gciuug uBlJ. 1 U CI Sin ' XT I " ' . - ' . i . n. ,1 i From the seclusion of these wooded U u-uuraiau, ,oi iNew worth the snap of your finger iamiues, ana nine oi tnem nave hills there will go forth each month York, in speaking of the action of to, the people: . more kids than they can feed and a bundle of literary dynamite that the United States Senate m allow- And that's the way it goes, clothe decently. will shake the rotten foundations of ;no SonQnr R'fiirilionanri r-f v-X7Ja: I T'ViiTk " A ivtiv-TT tii. Jm 'w a ." I Vfilt is "indtyiTio t.Tip wnrWihv S4,.?.!5 condn, to retain his bought seat, preme rdler of this country. - and them old 'dried-up bachelors and " a iuiu m.iw Diroy. . , . trn ' ! - " . . - " ; I J XT j.1 1 l J . ThA vvmi-KiiiAr win h k mrmthiv uooaness gracious! wny, sen- ot an other countries, so Tar. as i uu upiwtnwnoiove uope xaustard-plaster for the blood-boils of ator O'Gorman is terribly old- know. Principles, morals, "ideals and dogs1 better than & owieijr, vuuivu tiuu otato. . xadiiiuucu auu niiociauiv uut ui ieinu uatriOUSm UO not COUnt IOr I ""o" auu uamcs, auu wiiu aiu n it win be salted with wit; peppered date. is it possible that he . dbntt anvthinp:. : Dollars are su'nremei got ?vitaKtyf enough, nohow, to .with humor, ana . seasoned with sar-1 Vr-t- o nrVir. Vio ttu: :J : r jLh - j: ivonvxi fVi;. 'ni mftvA flion ill i i i-.f iriuitiiriv . I'ri 1111 uninnin rr nTT nm inr r -a. .ai i iii iiiifi 9- ill iiiuiirriu TJTPrr l!rt will rnt IIIta o whin and "v "jr uj vivhcid iiu xux uuiiax. xUl- " "WiXAV" every word will raise a blister. ( picooca auu uuy every uung iars are its meal, Its aim ,ana.ltS if you: ar a fool you had better not except salvation ? object; and, unless God saves 4 it, Btbseribe- tar The Fool-Killer. If Does he not know that this crov-1 ri nil ars will hp. its ptiH v ' casm. yen. are wise jon will. CwtlC3 It. ' And so that eminent is no longer what it once ! was-a government of the people, Help circulate The Fool-Killer. A young man from the city of Sioux Once into a gun. muzzle blioux; Of course,', it was loaded J ' And therefore exploaded -As he must have known it would dioux. r-
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