VOL. HI.
MORAVIAN FALLS, NORTH CAROLINA, AUGUST, 1912.
NO. 6.
Until There Is No Room. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP!
"Woe unto them that add house to
house and field to field until there is
no room." Bible. ;
The world is large enough, God
knows;
Upon the earth's broad face
There's plenty room and room to
spare
For all the human race.
The world is rich enough, God knows ;
If all the wealth were told,
No son of earth but
store .
Of silver and of gold.
Tet some there are, so cursed by fate,
They dwell in constant dread
Of cold and famine, and who lack
- Not land alone but breadr
And wealth is insolent it spurns
The shivering and the gaunt,
.And from its princely palace turns
The groaning sons of want.
A visit from the Stork is expected)
by the former Vivian Gould, now Lady
-.
nothing like it had ever happen- j THE DEVIL'S BOOK-AGENTS.
edbefore. . '
uosh, boys, it makes me sick! . I have just received through the
I iriove that we take an intermis- mail another fat wad of blasohemv-
Decies.-ome time in Seutomber. Mr,
and Mrs. George J. Gould, the bride's siori and all go out and have a from that miserable, low-down,.
parents, have gone to England to be godd sociable puke.
with their daughter. Lord Decies is
now commanaer oi tne. bourn msn WHQOP-EE! JUST .LISTEN!
Horse. Ass-ocia tea Jfret-s .
Great balls of-iire!
It will stretch all the kinks out
devil-inspired, sin-soaked, brain-:
less, graceless. and Godless hang--
out calling itself "The House . of
Gowrie," in Chicago.
a grave mat neiiisn outnt a
should have of a goat!
That is
grand and glorious
news. -It
makes me SO happy!
. Why don't, you shout?
Granny and a go-cart!
world smells like 'lassy-makin'
1 "Neath God's blue heaven, soon and time.
late;
Men force men to the wall;
And evermore the strong and great
Crush out the weak and small.
Oh, God! How shall the proud ones
then . : ..--v
Escape the olden doom
Declared on those who crowd and
crush -"UntiLthere
is no room?"
To My Correspondents.
Cupid in his shirt-tail and the f y irnflcnnntinri to believe it. rnnnd rnnitW qpvp I .mnnt.hQ a.
devil's grandmother-a-straddie butis.a, fact that. there :are go for advertising a book that
still a few editors of little old slandered every decent woman on
stinking, stand-pat Republican earth, and if they- want another
sheets who are so stone-blind, to dose, I'm their doctor. .
the spirit of the times that they . This present pile of printed
u Lui r. acUmlly think Bill Taft is in the puke is worse, ;if .rsfiblehan..
lojxiUyiuerlu Mf2 racef oipresident.-It i43 uaU& )&paoii
ranny and a go-cart. nitiful: to hear- them tune ud Duisive. aid more abomTnablvnelK
Pink petticoats and paregoricL; their durned little yaw pecs and ish than the very "dirt under thC
neaven is very near, ana me cmi fiiraV fpr Taft!" - ThfiMwil'Q t-r,i!s Ta nnntm
rioise they make sounds exactly had to fumigate my box in the
like a sick rooster trying to puke postoffice, after that roll of rancid
up a grubworm. . : - rot had been poked in it, before
Now Col. Roosevelt and his other people could stand it to call
glad tidings of great expectation Progressive party are factors to for their mail. When the stuff en-
and preparation in, the royal sta- be reck0rie(i with in the race, tered the dopr of The Fool-Killer
tionof the John Bull nation. with at least an even chance for office the lady, clerk fainted, the
We can all sleep better now, victory, but no man with enough ink soured, the press started back-
and" OUr . COrn DOlie Will taSte ,nne,n Anmn ? nrlian if roino ie irorrlc fho onmnft annfterPil. nn1 -
going to waste any lung-power the office cat rolled over into the
boosting a dead hog for presi- paste bucket and then over my
dent. writing desk, and the last 1 saw of
"Hooray fer Taft!" Lord help her she was going east at forty
my soul! If I couldn't find any- miles a minute with two of my.
It was so. good of the Ass
ociated Press to bring us these
more like angel cake, because we
know that somewhere on the far
away flank of creation- a very
ordinary little old kid is going to
wake up with a gold spoon in its
Every day I get personal let- mouth and be slobbered over by tWnr h'ffar tKjm fhvLt to h(ler. best editorials for a hobbleskirt.
ters that ought Jo be answered a gang of half-baked idiots. hanged if I wouldn't rent my . All jokes aside, I honestly de
.t once, but at present I am so Among common decent folks a voice to a bull-frog, live on the clare it is a wonder to me that God
rushed with work that I can't thing like that is not shouted rent, and keep my durned mouth lets people live and circulate such
get time to answer any except from the house-top six months smlt'4 blasphemy. The stuff consists of
the very most important ones aheab. But just let a millionaire advertisements of a great raft of
If you have written me a person- gal buy herself a royal pair of - Yes, honey, Lorimer is out of alleged boots with such titles as
al letter expecting to get a reply, breeches with a lord's shirt-tail the Senate and I'm glad oL it; the following: "Was-Jesus .ln
and the reply has not reached crammed in 'em, and then watch w fmmH it nil don't vou sane?" ''Crimes of Jehovah,"
you, this will explain the reason, the newspapers nose around after kno'w that over hajf the gang ' 4The Love of God an Impossibili-
Let the clubs continue to roll in, the pair like a hungry dog after
and remember that I appreciate a gut-wagon,
your help and encouragement, . We get long-winded descripr
even if I can't get time.to write tionsof the lace on the bride's
you a personaHetter. In fact, I petticoat, the exact length of her
that kicked him out are -just as ' ty; 'land so on. Just to read a list
rotten as he is? I don't 'see the of their books is enough to make
sense in kicking out one grand any right-minded person shudder.
rascal and letting a hundred re- And with a grim appropriateness
'V'i--J:...." . 1.1" JJ J. I ! I 1- i-L ka .ni.iui
mamr Nome man wim a loouoi wqicq uie.y were uuu
want each issue of this paper to silk stockings, and how many about the size of Taffs belly these awful publishers have print
he a personal letter to 50,000 times she turns oyer at night . ought to go into that millionaire's ed little black pictures of their fa-
vwpie, nynow. - Nothmcr escapes the watchful L.iu i;rti,r th hrf Uw fhAAvil. all about over their
eye of the reDorter. and at the : i
ltbeemstnat leas notion ot very hrst signs of approaching River"'--'-' V - - ; '-"
what to do with ex-presidents is maternity the papers, must yell - r - ; if Virginia wears little Rhoda
to remove the "ex." . itallaround the earth iust as if Is Taft the Jonah or the whale? New Jersey, what will Delawarel