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PAGE TWO THE FOOL-KELLER, BOOMER, N. C. The FooMliller THE NEW PUBLISHER. IDIOTORIALS Let me introduce you to Mr. A Monthly Mustard-Plaster for the Kaipn bwanson, tne new publish- Blood-Boils of Society, Church and State. The world isn't safe for any- er of The Fool-Killer. Mr. Swan- thing but war and millionaires son is a young man 01 spienaia Tf Cox becomes Dissident he - wiU be " commander-in-chief of army. Then it will be Cox's Ar my. Somehow that fceems to. have a mighty familiar sound and a mighty soupy smell. PUBLISHED 2I0XTHLY. character and very marked abil- - It takes more than a big name J J " 1 . l 1? A I J- i.. .,1 . X-il i v-v-v o rs aT ny m several aiuerent lines, as uea to a muiea.uui w m writer. artist, musician, nrihter. en a vice-president. T o m a T fl-v PoaNAn T7l.-t I j 1 l i.i.. -I I am.Mia ajt - -uwvx rpgpnpv jinn cn M1PT n o ngc TYl MU I - I x - . - 1 l Ralph Swanson - - - - Publisher L-ood. Hp went throncrh hell in Manv Mexicans are named Je- ? ot nlS Pt?P J BOOMER, NORTH CAROLINA. France for the benefit of the Uus. but I'm afraid most of them SIX times aim uium aume wxui If T. R. could -know , that the name "Roosevelt" was on a Dem ocratic ticket, he would kick the plutes, and he has no delusions took the name in vain. sin ate Suhscrintion. one vear 40c as to the character of the plute In clubs of four or more 25c propaganda that we were fed on Entered Starch Doomer March 3. 1879. during the war. And now he is mean see the vocal cords mov- g s veh"- box back here with his sleeves rolled in in the throat of the Senate. V.A 1 .1 X-,- -v Un4 inv C 1" .-." C. Whv all this fuss about Hard- .cveiy time .ualiuus . . - lW ThP back . or even the wood box be- .a I M II t III! X. I - - W 11 I B-M-a 1 I JL JL AJL W V w w I 1 V "1 J 1 1 " L . --- In .-. us .rnn-.Rfi mftxtftri -- "1J ujv- n1T1fi r no Rrnvp in liiu KiLCiit.11. 3,19i6' t the postofflce at upland has tackled the job of D ,t preacher's would be more appropriate for , N. a, under the act of publishing the Fool-Killer. As .,J1.I "MmW Rhadder' or. oc V.oc V.l 4-iw. 4- WWU1U1 1U JUll C V lov "' " " nn cfoon, t vinf fi.of .1J word for it. Thmk a little for IA II kl llrUlll H 111 V.K1 1 ll Mm I ! IJ I I . I V - I . TAKE NOTIClfi v.. .v. yourselr. VV All KJZ OUillCUilllg VAXUVAXXXg CUUU11U I JSHJ! 8611(1 postage 8t,kmp, n iUb' this shop. My job from now on Now, by grannies, if the wom en don't do a better jobof voting JS? Trying to wrap up Franklin than the men have been in the Remittances ehould be made by 7; " ; 6r d. Roosevelt in the Roosevelt habit ot doing, 1 move tnat me registerea letter, expreia or poswmce - f u- ,1 1 j fame is like wrapping up a-tur-1 whole human race De aisiran- noney order typewriter by the hmd leg and i1 Y3PiL P. Lw lof t.ViA Wp vnk Be careful to write your own name just frail the tan-bark plum, off mp u q and address . plainly, and direct all 01 everything". And vou-unses tetters and make all orders payable must all pitch in and help Ralph 0 I rr.roY n.'aof inn ii'i -Vi fli.olivo I VV I VI V1VU.1V11 YT J.I1.J, blllO 11V71C THE FOOL-KILLER, gospel-truck. Boomer, - - - - North Carolina. GIZZARD-TO-GIZZARD. Does anybody know when Without being able to get his "Senator" Newberry is to start own country to join it, Willrow serving his two years in the pen ? Woodson still acts as president Don t all speak at once. of the Leegonashuns. Sorter like catching out a hoss to ride, and BACK TO THEIR VOMIT. (Continued from page 1.) Now, Mr. Traid-of-the-Wim- Uw ftmmr the saddle on the men, you can just rear oacK ana o.aP rjot Well, Rastus, you just sit down howl till your howler splits wide ' on 4hat-thar stump, and I'll sit open. Wow! All this big talk among the down on this one, and we'll iust 1 Allies and the united States before the convention, or they naturally have one of our frood Bainbridge Colby trying to act about refusing to "recognize" the great reforms which" they of a one-legged clothes-pm minds me of the little boy who preached for so vehemently were mn-tinnW trying to straddle a saw-log. refused to "recognize" the calf -i i ii xi i-.il j I r- v, . neeaea inen mey are suii neeu- rve been pumnimr my chin . ... . ed. It they are not needed nowLn.;, v.,.,:v. ow, maaam, you ve got n thev were never needed. fv.ic.i r, Ur what aie you going to do with it? The readers of the Fool-Killer - In either case, the Johnsonites en years i have exeatlv eniov e want see some losults send in many good letters and have proved themselves to be e(j d0jng the gab-work and if alon about corn-shuckin' time, articles that I would be glad io ; u f-ui nullLe& uun- that had been all there was to Tf the Leairae of Nations can't S t W r -l a a temptible quitters, and they are T wnnlH hnvp hnH n iwnlnr league 01 in ations can x But the space is so limited, and no longer worthy of the respect vnir oil tv,P timp M lnwJ ! Russia, it mignt try there is such a demand for my and confidence of decent people. Kakes honpv it ini who P so.m1mn easier tenmg tne own fool gab, that I c?nt print Tn the Democratic carrm Tom u. ' Zut " i " r wmu nuw to uiow, lor instance. vvatsun ui vjeurgia, nets cut to run a paper cictiy tne saint; caper. that stepped on him. much else. T i - - m a. . I He ripped and he ranted ,ffld sichm y- u Z r : tZ'iZ? IlC 1LC11CV1. f hot -!-.- rvi r r X o mmn I tttwI- - P -.- I A J J Cf T : 1 ' I I . I I r1 I . I . I I : III Wm I I l III. r-1 M. All r ' B 1 m fl Jl .-t' P KV T -If'Vjr-v - B T TV 1 - - He fumed and he foamed and he fizzed. And then he turned right around and declared that he ting out the paper has been a continual burden. ThP rpasm. CandidatA TTnvrf- it has never been done right. wad is staving" at home is be- What l have always needed nop nnhoHv wants tn Sp Vn'rr T-F tirnvi 4- r T-v 4- rv-i history of 'the country, so far as I know, that both of the old- party candidates for president have been millionaires. Oh, how the Kedemocans do love the poor man! Say, Rube, why don't would support Cox-support the was a aner to take charge of .oni fw tu get out and yell some for millionaire, the nlutocrat. there- a .;i... r,. j ardno- and TT.-vv? xi tlit; piiiitmg emu mining, u tiiatis,re able to ro to him w'wv"aiJr "" "".y x cvwjm would have nothmer else to i j . xi x . nn ttt x 1 1 n i j 1 i 1 1 i I a . prugressive iut.a tnat lum vvai- oomer aDour out tne cnm-music. Any worKing man who can son has pretended to advocate. Ever since I got big enough vote for Hardidge and Cooling II 1 I 1 7 I J I I ! I - Th.i3 rin thP nn.it rihaa rp- LO sup oreaa ana lasses oux 01 a cuuiu pour nam gravy over a w t . , i . i I ,J,1 Ll. l.x i 'a -i r- tnvn tn V.P.V vrtmit tm piate l iiavt; uctii wiitiug &auu,it; umiiKtrt ciiiu eat It IOl V- - W bl A VJLO. V villi V( 1 J J 1 i ! 1 1 L. -.1 , jim-aanay tiucK to print m tne ureaKiust. T hpnrd a fnnpval RPrmnn vp- papers, but I never did have When God had finished mak ing the Roosevelt family He swept up the scraps and shav ings and made Franklin D. Roo sevelt. Because it was the sor riest job he had turned out, God x.. j xi i j I spnsp pnr.n crVi r nn fVic Tr.orVmi I rvu ,,x. ' n I UU1UPW centiy, anu tne preacner saiu ----- , , toV vv , Aiie jjiutes ait. an going to vote tv and now that nartv Vjqo nr.m ical and business end ot a naner HVv.. rVwiv oi TTr.i . . pn ujr ncwa nwin- tiiau inc vicciu. pciouu vv cio 111 i , i xvx wAmg ciiiu. xxdiu CAcUbU heaven walking the golden M1 it -ought to be run. me, I mean Hoxing and Card dumped it into the sorriest par excuse inated it for Vice-President. streets and braisin&r the Lord. And that's another reason why no. hansr-take it. T ttimti r.avrl. x c - T -I. . t w - -.. w-v v. But David says in Psalms 115 : neeaea a partner. ing and Hox ! 17 : "The dead praise not the wen, i thijnk I've got him. The Republican spell-binders are busting their belly bands try- Lord," It seems to me sorter I ve turned the whole shebang The fi t time an onnortnnitv mg to make us believe that like that preacher must have over to him except this-here Old paTn. alnT10. fnr fJ.S Harding is another McKinley. cabbage. But even a man of the TVTV TT.nl Pv ii ..,..v.j tjpc 10 nut vvnat tins ? i r5?f?r e Pr?s- country needs now. If McKin- The labor forces in England will stand a better chance now of and France showed the war-j in- getting your paper regularly and o-npsi wVipt'p tn ViP5.r in WVipit wp I nn ti mp 3 miviv wv -xwuu it .. i i v i va w.-.-.iv, 11 1 1 XX I VVW11H V llTVPVlO IlVVV. I IV I I l III suffer-as much on this side as And I think maybe the ency, out jjaraing is sitting tor ley were alive today he would they have suffered over there, "goody" will be gooder. it. Wan-en thinks Jim will drive be just as unable to rnno with i n i i!in i iiT. nv nic TinTir nAvnh nn um . . r ... mayoe we win nave a ntue sense, , I w " present conditions as Wilrow too. rue plute world is now build- Woodson has hPPn w aA Q nig Kicau nuuco wii vjciicritxi man Whn nov .r.T J xu TU Alli'vc V.tt iif 4... .hl7n,Al TVT-r o.o rl.Tr,. rl.- U-: xx . .. . WlliyiUltUU UJ incnmrauov.pui, men inun- i vvxtingci. xvxjr o.aio auvc, vviiat VVtJailll a UX Or Jiardin2: lact that a New Ao-P ii lmnn no I " ' J ak V f- Vr JL A 4.Kf -a man who will not trv to patch up the Nineteenth Centu- rv's nlrl KvooVi . - ttk 4. 4-u: un.. ,.n 4? u 1 1 .i -i " , 1 7: r. M wxo xui mc iwcu gci.wiwi ucuj iuuui .uiuw. iiy asnamea 01 yourseit. tieth f finfnw tn Wni. - ... - "W T U II .-. - .t -wr thfl wrw.n v hrco in knocio I on nTr.vnTiit xotvi l rl '-. nlntno V.n4-4-wi . . 4 -.X xi ?y niv .vj.i "vuo in . iuioj.w cvxi oppiupiia.v; iituiiv . iug jjiuuvo I UUttUU li5 JUot ailOtliei Way Oil every xime. iney cant pick a i always nave aepenaea on a gen- saying that you haven't got winner till it runs over them, teral wrangle, and I hope they'll knowledesre enoue-h to hp .WpntJ and then it is too late.
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