""PAGE 4fTHE PINEHURST OUTLOOK gjjllf he pointed down thq road over which he had "come at" such speed. By now Jenny had come up all out of breath, and she, too, clung to her father for protection She was crying and could not speak. "A what?" asked their father, looking in vain to see something. Then Fred looked about them, and see ing no rhinoceros in sight, he explained : "Well, it's down in the woods there. We saw it as plain as day running through that hedge brush by the road." And then their father began to laugh, and he laughed and laughed till the chil dren wondered whether he had not sud denly lost his mind on hearing that so terrible a beast was running loose in the woods near their home. And the hired man laughed, too, pointing towards a thicket and saying : "There he is your rhinoceros. Look livelv. now. or he'll catch us." Upon this Fred and Jenny looked be hind them in the direction the hired man pointed, and there they saw not a rhinoceros at all, but a great, big, black hog ! "We are after your rhinoceros," ex plained the children's- papa, stopping his laughter as best he could. (Poor man, he really couldn't refrain from laughing, the little ones looked so comical in their fright. But he felt sorry for them just the same.) "You see, that old black ani mal is one 1 bought from neighbor Jones this morning, and as the pen I put him in was not quite strong enough to hold him against his will, he broke out and went wandering in the woods. You shav ers run along home and tell your mamma of your narrow escape from danger while Sam and I tackle the beast in his lair." And patting each child on the head, the good man laughed again, and, with, the hired man, went in the direction of the thicket, where the old black "rhinoceros" was rooting for roots. "Ain't you ashamed, Jenny ?". began Fred, as he and Jenny went, homeward. "Don't you say a word to me," cried Jenny, Hashing, "or 111 tell all about how you were bragging about not being afraid ' But Fred interrupted her. "Say, sis ter," he said in a friendly tone, "I'll let you coast on my new sled all evening if you want to. And you may have my new long slate pencil, too." "And will you go back and get my book that I dropped in the road?" rsked Jenny, just remembering it. "Sure," replied Fred. "Anything else you want?7 And he smiled kindly on his little sister. "Oh, there's heaps and heaps of things I want," she said, grinning knowingly. "Yes; you may wait on me all the rest of the winter or I'll tell you know," and there was a sly twinkle in her eyes. letter Enigma. My first is in grace, but not in ease ; My second is in dirt, but not in grease. My third is in grape, but not in vine, My fourth is in vinegar, but not in wine ; My fifth is in arrow, but not in shoot, My sixth is in organ, but not in flute ; My seventh is in wash, but not in rub, My eighth is in wringer, but not in tub, My ninth is in new, but not in old, My tenth is in Klondike, but not in cold; My eleventh is in lung, but not in heart My twelfth is in cake, but not in tart Put my. whole well together and there appears The full name of a person who slept many years. Answer Hip Van Winkle. Conundrums to Crack. When are soldiers and stars alike? When shooting. When do your eyes resemble nuts? When they are hazel. What men are like musical instruments? Drummers. Why are ladies like lawyers? They take great interest in new suits. When is the bad boy at school like the Brooklyn Bridge ? . , When suspended. What sort of sticks are musical? Fiddle-sticks. When is a horse like a city street ? . When curbed. The Iloliby Home. Bert is big and tall and strong, . And such a rider mercy, me! He can gallop all day long, And bis horse you should Just see! He's the greatest one to race Over hills and mountains high; He can gallop, trot and pace, Yet he never seems to try. All Bert has to do is jump In the saddle and say, "Go!" And the horse begins to run For this horse is never slow. O'er the earth with mighty speed, Never stops he night or day, Never thinks of drink or feed, Never even stops to neigh. "Hobby" is his name you know, And Bert fears him not at all, For he never did Bert throw, Nor behave ill in his stall. He's a dear old horsey, good, And all children love him, too, If he is made out of wood, For his heart is grand and true. THE GIRAFFE. The giraffe is surely a curious beast, Dark clouds do not annoy him in the least; He stretches his neck high in the sky; Puts' his head way above tbem; doesn't half try. TOURISTS. Always Drink POLAND WATER IT ASSURES HEALTH IN ALL CLIMATES. IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT FOR ALL TRAVELERS. Because of its unequalled purity and unchanging diuretic qualities, Poland Water la the most import ant of all dietetic factors in over coming the attacks on health which always menace tourists. To drink Poland Water always is to be free from all dangers of lo cality always. If you have any difficulty obtain ing Poland Water in your travels, we would esteem the information. . HIRAM RICKER & SONS POLAND SPRING, SOUTH POLAND, MAINE Before You Start South CALL ON J. C. Littlefield, TAILOR 12 Beacon Street, BOSTON. Everything needed in the way of clothes by the well dressed man: RIDING BREECHES AND SUITS SMART BUSINESS CLOTHES Dress Suits a Specialty- HOTEL GORDON lGtli and X Street, lAashlngton, - D. O. Two squares from the White House, State War and Navy Departments. American plan, $3 to $3 a day Witt. P. KENN1T. RICHMOND HOTEL 17 & H STREETS, Washington, D. C American Plan, $3.00 per day and upwards. CLIFFORD M. LEWIS, Proprietor. 0 tot roston II. W. PBIEST, PROPRIETOR, eaoh 'Bluff, Massachusetts. Qffn Ideal Sm2er Resort on the Jtforth Sh' Princess Anne Hotel, Virginia Beach, Va. Situated within 200 feet of the ocean waves. Splendid drives through the pines and along the beach with the best quail and wild fowl shooting in Amer ica upon its preserves. Write for booklets. JAMES S. GROVES, Proprietor. The Magnolia PINEHURST, N.C. Steam Heat, Electric Lights, Excellent Table. J. L. POTTLE. Blooded Dogs For Sale, Call or address, G. Dan Morgan. Pinehurst Kennels. H. Steinmetz, FLO RIST, iiai,eigii, nr. c. Itoseft, Carnation, Violet. lalmn, JFern and lotted llanM. UnllM for Fall .Planting-. Telephone and mail orders promptly executed. Hecate Oti Hinckley, ART NEEDLEWORK, NOYELTIES, ETfi, The Merrow Studio.

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