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f THE PINEHURST OUTLOOK TIIRED A 8TOUY. THE DEEF81EAK TWINS." PAGE pfjpg Traniposod Word Plung-es Holly Inn llaclielore' Club in Sorrow. " Arrive Saturday evening. Bringing a dub with me." Thus wired Mr John E. Goodall to manager Creamer of The Inn, and there by hangs a story, for the telegraph op erator inadvertently transposed the let ters in the word "dub" to "BUD" and well, bud could mean but one thing "bride." To be sure it was quite a fehock to the Bachelors' Club at the hotel of which Mr Goodall has long been Grand Sachem and to which he has pledged eternal loyalty, but stranger things have hap pened and the "boys" were prepared to do the right thing. Fortunately, however, Mr Goodall's arrival was delayed until morning as there is no knowing what would have happened if the fact that the "bud" was a "dub," had been made known too sud denly, but it so happened that the news was broken gently and no outburst of overwrought disappointment (or enthu siasm) resulted. The "dub" in question happens to be a golf club-mate oi Mr Goodall's Mr. A. C. Fowler who, by the way, trimmed Mr Goodall in tine shape on the first trip over the links, just to show that he does not quite excuse his friend for the use of the word which Webster neglects to define. "As a matter of fact it served Goodall right," commented the maligned Mr. Fowler, "If he'd couched his message in proper language there'd been no trouble. .Naturally any intelligent operator wouJd, of course, assume that the word dub should be bud, and it is eminently fitting that my friend's supply of cigars should suffer as the result of his indiscretion for this unwarranted reference to my self as has since been proven to his entire satisfaction. "iiy the way," he concluded smiling, "you might say that the 'dub', came for a two weeks visit, prolonged it to three, and is now trying to figure how he can stay four or longer, all because he is so delighted with Finehurst. Its the bud ding and blossoming of one's affections for the place that makes it friends, and so it would not be amiss to call all newcomers buds; but the word dub should be barred when used indiscrim inately." "Just what was the score on that first match Goodall?" he queiied and another cigar parted company from the man who sent the message. Wanted. Tutor A young man who would in struct boy of seventeen, backward in his studies, also accompany him in out door sports; golf, horseback riding, etc. Address S. 11. Young, care The Out look, stating -: qualification, salary, etc, lew Golf Course Hazard. Mr. J, B. Bowen has discovered anew hazard on the tenth hole "a moral hazard" he calls it. White-capped Chef Meditates on ' Guests and Their Peculiarities. " Speaking of freaks," said the white capped Chef as he hesitated with the butcher knife poised above the sirloin, "the Beefsteak Twins, who spent last summer here, have anything I have ever met trimmed to a standstill. " Why, they could tell just where the steak you sent them came from, what the critter was fed on, and how long the meat had been hung, and if it was cooked two seconds over or under 'medium' it came straight back to the kitchen. " People in the dining room don't see much of us fellows out here, but we come to know most of the bunch through names similar to the one I have mentioned. Now there was 4 Lamb Chop Sammy' who bothered us consid erably because everything we sent him didn't come from a yearling, but who in spite of this, would unknowingly gulp down veal now and then without a murmur. "Others who bothered us more or less was ' Cantaloupe Willie,' ' Swieback Peter,' Stewed Prune Jack ' and ' Baked Bean Bobbie,' not to mention the man who wanted sponge cake like mother used to make, ginger cookies such as he got at home, coffee with molasses in it, or fish cooked rare. " Yes," concluded the Chef, " we get a pretty fair idea out here of the people in the dining room even though we never push the swinging doors back and our opinions are not all based on the white envelopes which come our way." ANNUAL XMAS TllEES. Subscriptions Solicited by Villag-e Club for This Annual Event. Plans are making for the usual Christ mas trees for the children of the white and colored employes and the children of the public schools, on December 27 and 28. Subscriptions are solicited which may be left at the hotel desks or handed to Mrs. Tufts at the Mystic, Mrs. Jillson at The Holly Inn, or Miss Olney at the Li brary, members of the Village Club which has the affair in charge. "1 IJv .... ff I ----- - '"v"-. -. , . I SMOKELESS POWDER SHOTGUN SHELLS There are more "Leader" and "Repeater" loaded shells used than any other brand. Their superior shooting is the reason why. For pattern, penetration and uniformity they are unequalled. They hold all important records and trophies. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR THE RED W BRAND. TRADE MARK REG. IK U.S. PAT. OFFICE. TRADE MARK REG. IN U. S. PAT. OFFICE. i p v-f "PI . 9 r j Winchester Shells and Cartridges for Sale at the Pinehurst Store, Traps and Ranges, Look for the Big Red " W " on Every Box. a MR. J. I. FOOT OF KYE An enthuiaEtic sportsman and crack shot. THE SUM TOTAL, -OF WARM SUNSHINE SOFT SOUTHERN BREEZESi AND Shredded Whole Wheat IS HEALTH, What the breezes and sunshine of the South are to the outward physical frame, the nourishment contained in Shredded Whole Wheat is to the inward physical. Shreded Whole Wheat is made of the pure, whole wheat, cleansed to per fection, divided into delicate, easily assimilated shreds, and baked to a scien tiflc degree. The body that reiects other forms of food will accept, assimilate and thrive on. Shredded Whole Wheat is Concentrated Life Two Shredded Wheat Biscuits with milk or cream and a little fruit will sup ply all the energy needed for a half day's work at a cost of five or six cents. Try it for ten mornings and you will feel brighter, stronger and happier. Your GROCER sells it. "There's Health and Strength in Ererj Shred." THE MOST DELIGHTFUL SUMMER RESORT IN THE WHITE MOUNTAINS A Modern Village 1600 Feet Above Sea LeveJ is BETHLEHEM, N. H. No better place for rest and recreation. Every amusement and sport common to resorts Is found here, while the natural advantages and scenic beauties are unsurpassed. i ivi T n M is one of the best of tbe many home-like hotels at a moderate THE ARLINGTON price. Splendid location excellent cuisine modern in all its appointments. Fine golf links, tennis, orchestra. Long distance telephone. Furnished Cottages for rent, $250 to $700. F. C. ABBE, PROPRIETOR. THE K1RKW00D Camden, South Carolina Improved GOLF" Linlcs T. Edmund Krumbholz
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