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mysterious and fascinating order in the
golfing world.
So here's to the merry Tin Whistles,
may they live long and prosper !
Col. Tinminer.
AWJL Ul TO COLONEL HOOEY,
Bouiethlng- Concerning- the Ancestry
of the King of tlie Link.
Recently, while talking with the gal
lant Colonel, he referred to his ancestry
and remarked that he was half Scotch
and half soda water ! He's a good fellow
although apt to be a little upish; but
there's no hard feeling between us, even
though he's always putting me down. I
do object to have any man insist upon his
rights every time, and when I get to a
bogey three hole in a four I believe it
would be the part of a gentleman to
raise the limit (once in a while!) of
course, when I get a ten on a bogey five
I admit the Colonel has a right to put me
down and out, but when I make a hand
some six on a bogey five, I claim it is
rubbing it in to rub me out.
There is one good point about the old
man, he always keeps his mouth shut
when I drive (which is unusual) and he
never tries to show me why I missed,
(which is usual). When I am up on him
he nver explains that "he was off his
game", nor tells me what he got for a
score (yesterday) on the other course !
The Colonel confided to me that in his
years of experience on the golf-links, he
had only known one man who when he
goc a low score, did not tell of it to every
man he knew (but he is now dead) also
that he had seen players who ought to be
chloroformed and one of them who actu
ally made a golf-ball blush. (now living).
He said that he had made up his mind
that the man who wanted the hole made
the size of the green, couldn't get into it,
even if the hole was as large as the moon.
The Colonel's correspondence showed
me he is up to date, among other letters,
one from President L'aft, asking him
frankly what he weighed to which the
Colonel, as frankly replied: "You are up
to me in diameter and avoirdupois two
up." When he mentioned this to Mrs.
Bogey in the evening she told him that he
should not "talk shop."
Speaker Cannon also wrote saying he
began to surmie that he was "up
against it" (insurgentically) and asking
advice as to getting down and out one
up. The Colonel replied that he had
more experience with the ups, than
downs of life and preferred not to get
mixed up in any insurrection.
The Colonel states positively that he
has detected Japanese spies photograph
ing the fortifications of the "Interna
tional" fourth hole on the new course at
Pinehurst. There has from the first
been "trouble" at this hole (of domestic
character) and it is hoped that no Inter
national mixup will develop.
The Colonel however is up on all sub
jects, up to snuff, up to date, so here's
all up to Colonel Bogey, as good as
you are and as bad as I am, for as good
as you are and as bad as I am, I am as
good as you are, as bad as I am.
I. DE. B UNKERTEAR.
WOX ALOSK FOA THE YOVHG.
. 1. Clark at .Eig-htr-one, Turn in
fine Oolf Score,
That golf is not alone for the young is
demonstrated by Mr. D. N. Clark of
Woodbridge, Ct., a visitor since the in
ception of the Village and who observes
his eighty-first birthday March 2nd. Mr.
Clark rarely misses a daily nine hole
round, sometimes playiDg two, one in
the morning and one in the afternoon,
with scores ranging from 49 to 51: his
best recent record these two scores in a
single day.
The cards :
Morning 5 6 5 6 4 6 7 4 649
Afternoon 6 6 4 6 5 6 7 4 751100
Supper at the Gun Club.
The younger set at The Carolina en
joyed Monday evening at the Gun club
cabin, supper, songs and story telling
'round the blazing fireplace filling in
the hours. In the group were Mr. and
Mrs. E. B. Aymar, 3d, Misses Carolyn
Fuller, lluby Sewall, Marcia Humphrey,
Priscilla Beall, and Messrs. Paul Gard
ner, Ralph Gardner, E. L. Scofield, Jr.,
and II. II. Kirkpatrick.
Supper at Pinebluft.
The "Lift-the-Latch" cabin at Pine
bluft', continues a popular rendezvous,
Misses Ruby Sewall, Marcia Humphrey,
Priscilla Beall and Ethel Check, . and
Messrs. Paul Gardner, E. L. Scofield, Jr.,
W. S.Dillon and Dr. W. S. Parker,
driving over for supper early in the
week.
To Study Feathered Colony.
Thus early Miss Olney, the Village
Librarian, has many applications from
those who wish to join her in the
study of the local feathered colony. The
"classes" will begin with the coming of
spring now near at hand.
I' ' ' j
MR. W. L. IIURD OF PITTSBURG.
One f the most enthusiastic of the "veteran
golf en and a cottager.
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