r-t 'v.-. ... r-3 coMrcTfO" JC ' Cfec I I'll ,f' VOL. II. NO. COMMERCIAL RANK. Repoit of the condition of the Com mercial r..iik of liuthorfordtou, at Ruth erfordton, N. C, at the close of business on July 10th. 190-.'. RESOURCES. Loans and discounts, Overdrafts ; Furniture and Fixtures Dtie from banks and bankers, Cash on hand Total LIABILITIES. Capital stock Surplus Undivided profits Deposits subject to checks Due other banks Cashier s checks. 122,106.86 1,034.60 1,000.00 7 1)21.49 3,418.36 $35,481.31 110,000.00 1,000.00 645. m 23.4-17.43 155.42 232.53 GETTING AWAY FROM HOME BUTHERF0BDT0X, N. C. THURSDAY AUGUST 14, 1902. A SERMON TO SUIT. i , 1 . i 81.00 A YEAR. The Spit of Il.no and the j The Folka Who mid Tor the Dl, De.Ire For tUallg,. Wm, Got What The, Wautea Judging by a good deal of the con- Many Maine people who live in a versa Uon of the present day. there are certain part of Cumberland co unty liV a large number of people who have a.' wol! ..mi t, " , '..' positive horror of homo Th 1G fMirtniia ' - . . SIAO V l 1 J revulsion of feeling is taken by many persons as a sign of social doteriorn tion. For our own part we find it diffi cult to tuke it quite seriously or to see In it anytkiug more than a passing whim. N'ubody nowadays likes monotony. Change is what people desire not per haps any great change, but lots of always called in his town. Abner was the wit of the village, and he was commonly selected to take charge of funerals because he was about the only man in town who had time hang ing on his hands. A citizen died, a man who never amounted to much, who was never positively wicked, because that, would have required more of an DON'T READ IN BED. It la a DanecroDS Practice WhIT LyiiiK Dunn, Say a an Authority. Reading in bed is seriously advised, Luo newspapers Fay, uy a physician OSTRICH TACTICS. ! Bis Bird That Displayed r.a Much j CcQitinar is, au Apache Indian. I A well known hunter and taxidermist I tells tfcjs storT Of nersonnl rnorini a vnvi IUVt as conducive to "repair and resting," I in South Africa; it goes far beyond dis believing congestion," "emptying the j polling a slander that has long clouded uvvruueu oy prolonged eyework, etc. It is plain that placing the head back .. rv i . iu nrr irinn nr n-oa -.n?. XZZ-JJZ N"T- ' cife.cn. d Abner know BniiJt-ii.-t.B uuuut one s own four walls, be they ever so hand- . as well as anybody else. Total $35,481.31 I, J. F. Flick, cashier of The Couimer cial Bank of Ifutherfordton, do solemnly swear the above statement is true to the best ot my knowledge and belief. J. F. FLACK, Cashier. Stare of N.C., Rutherford County. Sworn to and subscribed before me thi.5 3Gth day of Jvly, 1C02. M. O. niCKERSON, C. S. C. Correct Attest : T. B. Twttty, Johx C. Mills, M. H. Justice, Directors. A . - . i s i i l - i wia rnnimotn. a i Kmno .,11 . . ......vemi i u cerium rw i T , T overpow- minister to conduct the service, and he Iv '!k sortbhlfe' !! hatched uP his old horse and drove to v....UL vm.hic me pmicrug or ine i his house, pictures on them every day. and neither ' atte tlllV tlrtf thu lumi "nor.;-.. . 1 - uumv luiumuttuT seema , torni to alter in expression. j e(i Again, there is a terrible sameness "What sort of a man was tier he about one s own cook. Experience ena-1 AekcHl a "ex ue b!es us to foretell the taste of every-; "Well, about the same as no soft of thin at home, from the soup to the sa-, a man at all." replied Abner fmnkly '""themut-f "I suppose his loss will be dt.ply ton to the cheese ,f we are poor; ! folt in the community r said the min whereas if we dine at a restaurant ister everything down to the salt is differ-j "They're all bearing up well under ent and the restaurant is refurnished It." said Abner Blowlv -uuiaa , was he Xiien. again, the music and stir going minister. ou arouim one avoid the necessity fori much conversation, and conversation RELICS OF EARLY DAYS. ltall Fences nnd Drgsnt Canon Snt vlve CIviUzaiiouK 5I.irc. Bank of HiillierfonlloD. One of the remarkable features of 'Ro-xnt to Vnr,i - v -mntry life in America is the singular I r,h Cxn'h rpora- non commission of the condition of the fair name of the ortrieh: Arriving at one of the monster hills In n hnrfr.tni .... i . VL ant. i cimnetl upon it and meets the whole nrnhlPin nf roTf V raised niy observation glasses to my congestion bv uravitv-nnd It i ; CACS for a cartfu! surv vortr im,-t..nt i 1 M" fi!St S HlCe SllOW itnnw thn rnl0 r.-l o- - frola t!le deal 'ev do not habitually practice reading in a 7 ol,Jects- eacb having the recumbent position perfectlv comfo'ta- i f0na f au cniHtaI S" TutKe 1 Uni'w bio. Such advice, carried cut with ab- I f-T tbe Jeads nnd Bwks of two os sclute care as to light and the position I Tb?ugb 1 lierod they had of the look n-nnid Jn sigMcd me. I remained Immoral le mi- - i"'- v vi il 411" i thousand busy people add largolv to : V necks Werp Slltldcly drawn the number of hours which reading con persistence of the rail fence and the dugout cance. No matter how tbk-kly settled a section may become or how long it may have been settled, these two survivors of early settlement linger on as stubbornly as ever. Todar in th? the Bank of Rnth rfordton at Ruthor fordtou, N. C, ut close of luiucss ou lth duy of July, 1002. RESOURCES house. The minister sa d hp wonld ' , . . . . .. ... ,tu 11 'uun hmsI.ps n-hWi o,..,.i i. nd and then tried to get a Ut I Z" sT rh Mrlment a ceiain tT haT h nation concerning the late lament- j Ino who ehe, tl.l, ' presence and would strange and pernicious advice " could i m,HV." qUick r.etre:lt .ISTotilce. By virtne of a mortgage deed executed a Christian?" asked the 'If he'd been accused of It. the ror. diet .vnhi h i inuiiig in the home circle Is sometimes difii- rb, tn I of good eyes. Cn!., cult and sometimes dull. It does not do renM A , .U seats. asked the ......j.ju.nuN,, wuai one tninKs. it; "Did he attend church'' ouui uuu 1 1 rut net? ior uinni'j- mir never have tried the plan. Some years ago there was described a patented de vice for suspending the book over the horizontally placed head of a sick per son whereby reading would be possible without holding the book In the hands. Even then one wonders how the I'ght could be made to fall properly on the page. Without a method of the kind not even a well person co"' 1 1 ol 1 t book live minutes nbo : even. ueauing in oed has rn'-n j tn, v-;;ds - s .:u in bed as if in a chnir It i.s ...io&ibie to hold the book in such a noi-Mon that urvey of the region. I fSJ0"'6? P?rta ' En?:lnJ Loans and discounts bowed me arisir- J NeW lurl: the rn!1 fence ls Iutt , , el of the Dial, I W,,h' wL?le the fishermen of the Overdraft --v... yu .,.,u,,s ruers ana cnesa- Jutrerft rd county Ix nds peake bay, on the banks of which the , , J." first En-lsh settlements In America hon' ' and F M ere established, still manufacture and , Cas "nl due fpmn b;inks. . employ the old dugout canoe in making 1 All other rmmrccs the rounds of their shad nets. , , The dugout canoe is the simplest and thiT Feal CStatC most primitive water craft known and Total was used by prehistoric man, both in ' Ihis country, Europe and Asia. It Is LIABILITIES made out of a log cf wood by trimming Capital stock the outside down to the proper propor- ' o. down to the level of the tops of the Without losing an instant's time I ran to the spot where the birds had been standing and found their tracks. tions of a !oat and by "digging out" the inside nith an adz and by the s!d barplns fund and undiridi-d profit, These I followed ns far as they were 1 , nvor uuut is lo" biUs nAixtnuitoJ distinguishable a:d then took a ccm s- f s P tty niucb the saille as il wa Ti . -v.-hk-li I believed the birds would L" Powhatan and differs ' TlmC TO-t nrally follow. Xo sooner had I n.hni , . . TUO run cf dugout canoes uepoat subnet to check the top cf the ravine than I saw l in the absence of vitu W . 1 f . .. ... Tkf.ll th- ostriches climbing the bide hill Es- , - , ia uavi"S ra gh sides. iininthi.'r iho i : WIj1cj rise to a summit from cithpr ' . . . - tired. Th b n ZL,: d of the boat, being higher in the ! t0 J" twee:, his leas and strnck In ihH ! .lt"dl!p' wbm? tb(? Bpt placed.-; July 102 I IW U t II lit lfr10flri m 4 b.. t ..Jirlvl vjii iii: iini II !V OT ... ... - .. . anutu-y, i;.:!a, by David Tate and wife i"y raiuer, iexus Tate, I will s il at th, court hous I resemlW a sta- Ci'owtl and keep com-, door m Rntac-rfordton, for cat-h, at pub-! iuy: UI aain- There is a limit to those lie auction, on we know, a limit even to those r I minute hit .,...-... i l"c 1 i : iicFi.v tiiea and so and. this being the case, it is not easy I -l never i,iLit ... ' tuat tne snt falls on It properly. When sometimes to think what to say. j Abner reading lying down, there is a traction Nowadays we get. socially speaking.' -llow did he die'" ' Dpon the inferlor recti muscles which is tiled of our friends and even of our ac-' minister continued the . highly injurious. Every patient should quaintances. We want them to pass 1 "Just 'the same as he lived sort f 1 UeVt'r t0 rad in l)Cd eXcl'p! continually before us like a street wo-1 nnt,,rniiv .,m x , . f. ' SPt f i wLcn sltUnS UP as vertically as in a - "v .iu.!ci. K.,t : ...,., I .ln" i.. t. . lu""' vuifiieaii nieuicine. ; 1 don t see how I m to preach much ' I ct a sermon under such circumstances." j - said the minister. STRONG PULSE BEATS. struck In the snnd cf the side hill behind him. "In rn instant the bird darted away like an arrow In the direction of a small clump of bushes in the center of 23,r.6S.G2 1,080.03 200.00 5,000.00 . 3,226.15 549.67 .66 $33,409.17 10,000.00 2,001.67 7,700.00 4,046.45 8,791.01 $3.1,449.17 ck, Notary Washington Tost, K. V. BORROW, President. Correct attest : Tint !,D v.-.,..i ...,-.. ; " cna cacn - --. v , i ii ii.i 1 1 -j- i wit, ,1 a Ccnny In See ml Knsasenrnl. For years a vc'dinr mnn mui i R. R.r!r i.iri? t r e.... x t.i , " J-"-.-, . . vy. 11.1IIH, a. t. Ali en open space. rowood, Directors. Monday, September 1st, 11)02, ii .1 ...j. . . a.i .iiiai mteivst, ntfht and iitle of the and Davhl Tate and Texas Tate in and to the luUov.-ing descrilx-d L'.nds lying in v u iiieriorn county, achoiuiuir the l:nH "Tlll 1 1 J i f ! 1 1 t fo nil t.1 . 1 .1 ? . . should like or should be likely to know ! think they winto, muTi' o BerZn even liv -.;i-lit md ...v 4l t u 1 to L.4 Ui iilll LUIS' latter limit is disregarded. The barrier ; of good manners which forbids that' kuuoc iuquauitt'u witn one ail ed as folio crmni!ig at a stake just i viow nie lord, comer of land sold to j-.ua vnrjue, and runs with his line n rth sjj west 140 poles to pointers on lgiin s hue of th- Morris trac t, Griz zle s coiner- (hence with his line south i Pui S ln :l stake ou the lank or Aim creek; ih.MU-e up the said creek as it meanders, to tlie b?giuni"f con t:a;uu forty-fix (4-5) acres, more or less said ?a:id will -old to sati-fv n f.ebt named ia the said uiortage, which ii.wr. in t.t; Kvi-i.ster's ofrtce for i.uthorford county, in Book H-3 of Mort iorls, ynjre lt:, to whir;h record Ihis ."'oly :'l 'renc.; i? made for full particulars. St, iV;,C. Vv". M. VITHIOW, Mort-ae J-icBiayer C. .)-:stico, Attornc vs. " and so they sent me over to see you. snia Aimer. The minister pocketed his wrath and a Ave dollar bill, and after the funeral tn. t r,., o.,; J: . . .. I . . . .-...v.. li en, ue gUl . ollt.u Vl uiu uigmiy, i!ut it; just what we wanted, b'gosh "-Lewis-is not a very high fence, and it is one i ton .Inn,) S . Wi which it is amusing to look over. Lon 'i iw. v Logan, Ll'as Grizzle and oth- ' ollltr sho"!3 speak is sulSeient to pro-1 the satisfied Abner V J V ywi'c-r.sei jjiu cw!c, bound don Spectator. SOME PUZZLERS. POULTRY POINTERS. Game chickens have more meat In proportion to their height than any other brood of fowls When the chickens are growing fast. It Is a good pkiH to mix a httlebone-' meal in their soft feed. Smearing whole wheat with kerosene uy vu iur of it decree from the Supe- j rior court Ilath.-rfori countv, made ju ! toe sp.-ial pr-eedin. entitled -Willam 1 W silver, admuiistrafor of Lacretis. P:.n. How many teeth have you? Kow high (in inches) Is a silk hat? Which way decs the crescent moon j turn, to the right or left? How many toes has a cat on each ! tors root.' Ou each hii;d foot? or turpentine aud feeding it to the What eoler are your employer's eyes? j cuicke!ls s a good remedy for gapes. Thj eyes of the mau at the next desk? Adding some carbolic acid and put In which direction is the face turned! tins on hot Avl11 S0CUle much better ic on a cent? On a quarter? On a dime' ' Slllts froiu the whitewashing of the How many steps lead from the street '."f LoUSe to the front doer of vour house or flat lt Is at no tIrue advisable to What are the exact words on a two! k,??, fod of ' kiml before the fowls cent stamp, and in which direction i i . UUie- 11 W1" DO au advantage to Casea In Which They Are Percept:).!- i I to the Ej-f. ! "It is not such an uncommon thing." ! : said a physician, "to tind a person 1 . whose pulse beats can be plainly seen. ; and yet I suppose there are but few i ' outside of the profession who realize i ; the fact. In most persons the heat I of the pulse cannot be perceived, but : the mere fact that the beating i.s per s ceptible does not mean that the pulse ; i is other than normal. I have come ; across a number of eases where the :. i throbbing of the wrist could be plainly : j 8ee:i. and yet the persons rarely gave i evidence of abnormality In tempera j j ture. They were rarely feverish and. j j were in good physical condition gen- erally. Pulces of thin kind, from this : , View. Which is based mum netn.il r,U. i ...... I(T,V ii. iv. ! 1 . 1 1 T llCkn r. ii 1! I I TT.. 1 " . , , emerge from his hiding, with n.r rifle ' r . , "V r ., " , , , , " u ;S "n"I:l cash " -dvauw. ready -tirbted ko th:.t r , J II, n . I r bo;'utlft l silv" for her toilet table. ' 'JTcu f,o that I ould pall the the iat. st .lef-n I To tftt. Diimfum o nigger iue second he reappeared, bnf i..... .. f " . " . . "l,n'-Kruilu u.i i.i. n i.-. n uan'iscnie leatiior frar. m..ih. i, . i nnany went forward to rout- !. Hhen I reached the tlump of turn ko kiiiMoi.i-.. t:.o ...! " '""" uhtcu - i.v.v vuai uij nil ou f-Hng bag completely fitted out. ru-'s, ! 1 hereby announce niywlf a rtindiiLite imshes j b00its acC otuor artSeU,n t0 make houje 'for County Treasurer, hul ji-ct to the Flawed ; comfortnole. ! Democratic Convention. liOBT. L. PlGG E!tST AFF. 9 iltl liatl ' m I . , . . iiiomcu up iue sand for a distance of several inches. This wary tact had placed the bushes between the bi i;nu myseir. ar. l he hr.d made his way io new cover wh;!-.- I was innocently wailing for hhn on the other nde cf the ambush. An not have execute cleverly, and linvli-nv r....i: .1. , 1 1 ' i iiv.ij.u IIIOUSU to li- lieve the traditional story of how the silly ostrich buries his head in the sand and believes that he is therein- In Wtf WOn t be SO l:trlf tn. i:to ! - v Utl 1 1 V I, 1 ; aim fvrtamly he will ret hare the mon. To thh Democrats of Kctheridrd Coi;.ttv : - . aim rcrtamiy he will rot hare the mon- I I hereby annmce weV a candidat n J ey v, spend on another girl." which is for h,ri. .subjecTto SSb " !: wisdom that rules sentiment In convention. , i - ciuary V; ulker et al," I will K-ll on Sut-crdi:y, the With day of Au ;.si, l!.t.-2. t:t 12 m.,at public auction on tiie pivnnre.-i Urc-i - occupied by Lucretia iliniel. (.(:( ;i;.e(L ; ti,n- r.f wiuoh she seized, coniaiuiug about nine-1 tv and oi,-half acres, Iring in Rulher-! ioiit coniu.r iu Cilfax township on Hills I ere, art-i:iiUff tlie lands of David Jen Jans, .J.,.!i jvnvavds ami others I The iifi property will l e sold for the I "i . le.uuig assets tor the TOirt.ieiit ! t any valid aud just debts that may ex ist npiust the estate (,f the said Lucrc tialrauiiel, decea:d, and whatever sur- "V io oeuisniDatCd amonsr 1 ner heirs at law a-ooi:imr to their ever IV "'r- awl land will le sold on lie following terms, to-wit : ( Jne-fourth ot the purchase price to be paid in cash cue, ay of i-ale and the remainder to be paid m six months from date of sale, ev idenced by note with approved security with interest from date of sale Any persons desiring to see the lands will call on the. undersized. Thus Julv 2oth . my. WILLIAM WALKER, 7 A mr. of Lucretia Pannel, deceased. The unu.'i-stuod, having obtained let ters 0,. administration on the estate ot x (al; ".v ouiach. de.ce:;sr,-l 1,0,t- all prTSf-ns nuh-bted lo the said estate to settle the same at once ; also persons hav ing 'cianns against said estate are reqnir- ... a i-ue same nuiv aurncntica tv-d to the undersigned on or before th. 1 ;i''V.l.July, lm or this notice will b the face on it turned ? Write down, offhand, the figtircs on the face of your watch. The odds are that .ton will make at least two mis takes i:i doing this. Wh:-.t is the name, signed in facsim ile. o:i any dollar, two doliar. live dol lar cr ten dollar bill you ever saw? You've read dozens of those names. Can you remember one? they can drink all keep milk where they want. Fowls do not run together in large numbers. They will always divide into flocks of small size and will select dif ferent feeding grounds, always pro vided they have the opportunity. A growing chicken, like a. growing animal, requires plenty of good, whole some food supplied liberally and often in j servations of cases, do not lndican i cuuteJU;u- -I'h.iaurlphia I'ost. anything more than au abnormal phys- j " ical condition in the formation of the! SOME WRITERS, wrist veins. i : "1 have met with one case which! Goldsmith wrote the "Vicar of Wake was possibly a little extraordinary ii. n01'-1" i ix weeks. It is said to have that It was plainer and much more dis j lK't'n a stvr; of his own recollections, tinct than any 1 had ever seen before. I Thomas Dunu English wrote "Een ii coma almost be heard. The artery ; Bolt" in lSKJ. and some tifly years later j h:ui depress- viuuiii use in i as the ball of the littl j these modern days. New York Press. Tl'OIC Dull rtl.r7rn u Apacue Indian could I recall Mr. Lowell felling, jocoselv .ted uns mareuver mere ; m an after dinner sp.-ecu in Cambridge I seiiied at myself fur j how he met an acquaintance (of dubi- ous sanding) whose cheerful face and happy deaiearor led h:m to ask the caupe of such exuberant felioity. "Why." sr.id the geu-al raile.- "I've discovered a way to make uiy fortune. We all know thct the reason for the fi:ie ilavor of the wild duck Is the wild celery on which it feeds. Nov.-, I pro pese to feed it to the domestic duck ;:nd supply the market." Scm? weeks later, on meeting his ac quaintance again. Mr. Lowell fn.A C. MaKCELLPS RoFERi). OF RCTHEFORD point almost as large j George Du ilaijrier made the tender ' "Why are you looking so unhappy? 1 the little linger of n i song famous the world nvrv ! tho;iL-l.t i li icf ,-, i A child and would change from the white j It has been mentionetl as"a proof cf ! -vc;i the point of making voiir ; " , i'uujil- uuu cacn ic.anor rope's love cf economy that ti r,U!'e with ducks Wouldn't ui lui- iuise. i louiid it easy to : he wrote nmsf r.f h 'o. was the reply; "the things won't cat if'-Atlantv.. count the pulse beats without touching 1 of paper and particularly on the back the patient's wrist. I couid see plaiuly , of letters. enough to keep the record, and In onle- il To tub Democrats County: I hereby annnnn-enivbelf a candidate rw the nine! of Sheriff, subjoct to the Democratic convcuriou. Bar.vey BrTLER. UXIVKIiSlTY OF NORTH CABOI.TXA. THE II HAD Of the State's Kducatlonal System. Your watch h Kn,nn lucuau"; uiem w grow ai,i - -...v.. , matui! or printed on its face. You have soon ! these iT-nt-ilu si i-vuiiuim Liiliirh. v I IL them out correctly. Few can do this. Also what Is the number in the case of your watch?-Washington Times. re rapidly and to develop pioper- the he vti.tnea m bar of iwpvdi.,- ) :u-e:;ented. This July 5th, 1903 . ORSON MORROW, Administrator of Noah Womach. JciMyer & Justice, Attorneys. Th Boy and the Farm. How often we hear parents discour age the boys who wish to stay on the farm! They refer to farm work as drudgery and that which tends to make them slaves to work rather than inde pendent men. 'The biggest boys are educated for professional men and in many instances excel, but the vast ma jority of these, with a good practical education such as can be gained in our schools of agriculture, would become wealthy, progressive farmers, with fine j farms and beautiful homes, if they h-ad i oeen encouraged and advised to stay by the old farm and make it a success. Maxwell's Talisman. Having qualified and having been ap pointed administrator of D. D H-n-rill deceased, late of Katherford m..t .,n - -.-nii y , C XX persoas having claims against the said j deceased are hereby notified to present IC ?oMei th?- ln.ed on or before the 10th clay oi July, 9o:, or this notice I w ill be pleaded m bar cf their recovery I All persons indebted to the estate of said ' D. D. Harrill, deceased, will please settle i at once. This 1 nth day of July j 902 'I HAKKILLS. j itTihZ d;Zn will make application ! ot Coai.ty CoMimissioners for Rutherford ' county, to change the townshio line be-! ships, ah follows : I; inning at Gilkie's : ev'i', V,l 1? u-h'('t prong of Cath-. ( s creek to Windy (iap, the McDowell ' county hue. This Agust 4th, 11.02 li. i Tate, M. V. Bakti.ks, J. o Kve- 1 ter A II. .Nav.vky, c. Mohgax, C. Alert For on Agel. Mr. Stormington Barnes and his lead ing man were passing a village church. -"Listen!" exclaimed the eminent tra gedian. "Does the music of the choir carry you back to your boyhood days?" "No; but you know how long we have been looking for .some one with money who was willing to back the show." "Yes." "Well. I think I hear some one inside there Kinging 'I Want to Be an An gel.' "-Washington Star. There Wan a Limit. "I am glad they moved away." re marked the good housewife, speaking of a family of borrowing neighbors who had just left the neighborhood. "I was willing to lend them a loaf of bread occasionally or half a dozen eggs or the washboard or the leaiou squcexer. but when they got down io Bending the little girl over to borrow pennies to give the organ grinder I began to think it was nearly time to draw the line; and. to cap the climax, one day they actually asked me to come over and take care of the baby while they went out to do the sbiD- ping'" t'ncertatn -About Her Ape. A Boston servant, like many cf her class, does- not know her age. She has lived with one family eleven years and has always been twenty-eight. But not long ago she read in the newspaper of an old woman who had died at the age of 10G. "Maybe I'm as auld as that mesilf," said she. "Indade, I can't re mimber the time when I wasn't alive." Boston Christian Register. not to err in my calculation I tested it In several ways and found It was cor rect and that there was no mistake in my counting with the naked eye." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Origin of the rtattlesnnke Flag. One of the most com mon devices used on the American flags during the early part of the Revolutionary strug gle was an embroidered rattlesnake above or below the legend "Don't tread on me'" The origin of this design has been traced to a remark made by Ben Franklin. At the time the flag was adopted, or immediately before. Eng land was shipping her criminals to America and turning them loose on the defenseless colonists. After sev eral niurdewrhad been committed by these unwelcome Immigrants Ren Franklin (some Bay in a Joking spirit suggested that the colonists retaliate by sending a cargo of rattlesnakes to the mother country and turning them out in the gardens of the nobles. Charlotte Bronte's "Jane Eyre" was rejected by nearly every publisher in En..':nd before it scored one of the greatest literary successes in the world's history. Whittier. the poet, it id reported, said to the electors in attendance a day or two before his death. "You have doae the best po ible. and I thank you; but it is of no use I am worn out." The poet Ucine on the day after his marriage drew up a will in whicii he bequeathed all he possessed to his wife on condition that she married again, ne desired, he said, that at least odp man should regret his death. Alarm That Worked. First Office Boy-What's Johnny hur ryhf fer? Looks like he heard a fire alarm. Second Office Boy-He did. De boss said if he wasn't back from dat er-; rand in ten minutes he'd lose hia job! Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. An Exchang-e of Conrtcslea. "No. suh." said Mr. Erastus Piakly. MI nebber sold my vote to nobody." "But that candidate gave you $2." "Yassir. I doesn't deny dat. He jes' come along an gimme dat two. an' when a gemman comes along an' gives you $2 fob nuffln' it ain't no mo' dan common reciprocity to vote foh 'im fob nuffin'." Washington Star. She Spoke Too Early. Lady (with awfully painted cheeks) My portrait is very good, but don't you think that the a checks are a trifle pale? Artist-Yes, they are not done yet I leave that to the last Fliegende Blatter. Eaves ucker. At tonieys ov Counsellors at Law, Rutherfordton, N. C. Office up stairs in Diekerson building Prompt attention given to all busmen iiitrufiiea to tr.c.m. An IntfrostliiK Book. , "I've had great pleasure today in re viewing a book that is entirely new to me," said the literary editor. "What's that." inquired the snake editor, "a bankbook?" Philadelphia Record. What She Says. "A man can't tell whether a girl means what she says,v he remarked thoughtfully. "Of course not," she replied. "If he thinks she does, why she just naturally no niat,,'1al to work on. You ought to t Speaking of Royalty. Damocles had been Invited to dine with the king of Syracuse. Upon tak ing his seat he instantly saw the sword hanging by a hair above l is id. "I suppose," he said i ihe king, "you call that th Iv ir ip nn i.t." Dl onysius. pretending to see ::o hvnnor in the remark, replied. "I tl -n't know about that, my boy. but If It falls upon your head it will make some crown prints." This shows that the ancients were not averse to joking even under trying circumstances. New York Times. The Laugh. Chumpley That hypnotist Is a fraud, lie couldn't control my miud at all last night. Pokely Of course he had some ex cuse? Chumpley-Yes. He said there was The Arab Mother's Advice. When an Arab damsel gets married, her mother gives her the following ad' vice for securing her future happiness: "You are leaving your nest to live with a man with whose ways and habit? you are unfamiliar. I advise you lo beccme his slave If you wish 'to be come the absolute mistress of your husband. Be saiislied with little en deavor to feed him well and watch over his sleep, for hunger liegets an- POP. ninl clountnc.c-t.n.M i - , - nr.. i. . ... . ... . . uuib.es a mnn u:iiH'jig or iue same stock, but each crosshrahird. Be dumb as to his se- J remaining, of course ia very different "rets, do not appear gloomy when he degrees of development, isolated groups is merry nor merry when he is sad, t mammals. Edward Clodd's "Thom and Allah shall bless you." is Henry Huxley." Tarfly Amirernl. The principal of a certain hich school tells a joke on himself with much en tjoymer.t. One day daring an exami nrtio.,. when he was visiting the varl ous rooms, he stopped to ask a very bright boy a sura in algebra, and. al though the problem was comparatlveJj f asy. he cculd not answer it. The prln clpal remarked with some show of se verity: "My boy. yoj ought to be able to df that At you age George Washingtoi was a surveyor." The boy Inoked him straight In thf eye and answered: "Yes, sir and at your age he wa president c' the United States." The con ersatlon dropped at that point. St Louis Post-Dispatch. Men and Ap?. Were lc not. as Huxley says, that "the ignorance of the so called educat ed clasps Is colossal." there might be Heed for apology In restatement cf the fact that man is not descended frcm the al. The relat'onship lietween them Is lateral, not lineal, holh ix.in - Aoademio Depar tmen i, sxr, Medicine, PharmBoy, One hundred and eighty scholarships. Free tuition to teachers and to minis ters' sons. Loaas for the needy. o3 Students. 54 lustructors. New Dormitories, Water Works, Cen tral Hoatiug System. Fall term begins September 8th, IP02. Address, Vananle, P-ealcla .t, Chapel Hill, . C. A "Way Old Acquaintance Have. heme, "but people who acquire wealth Pnnrfnnte It. It is too bad." said the visitor from I Take this sentence, printed nakedly: iU was and I Paid not of." As it are not the same to their old friends." "Perhaps there Is a reason fer that" replied Mrs. Cuinrox renlnisccntlv "People who acquire wealth have feel-.' .stands It is enough to give the reader vertigo before he grasps its import Properly stopped and buored with commas, it is a perfectly simple and ings th: same as any one else, and ', naturil1 BPntence. as you will see wbn doesn't the moment she finds It out bave uear(1 tbe audience give him the and, if he thinks she doesn't why she . laGh! Tit-Bits. does." Chicago Post their old friends sometimes have a very superior way of saying: 'Humph! I knew them when they were as poor as Job's turkey!" "-Washington Star. Tn the Melee. Attorney-Did you see the plaintiff i uLniie vue oetenuant? Witness Oi aid. sor. Attorney And was the assault com you have got the grip of your 8emra. London Chronicle. Crnelty. Bill I hear a man In town was ar rested today for cruelty to animals. Jill Is that so? "Yes; the fellow had a tapeworm, and he refused to feed tt" Yonkers Statesman. A Secondary Consideration. "She's alius so 'fraid of somebody swipin' dat dog." "Am it wuff anyt'Ing?" Waal, in dis hyah neighborhood a ! Winning a KIm. Aunt tlannab-I saw that young man kiss you. Jane. Uow did It come bout? Jane In the most natural way in th world, auntie. He asked me if I would be offended if he kissed me. and I told mitted with malice aforethought? I . 14 was lcPodble for me to say witness-No. sor; it wor committed I , 1 Kl,ew WQai lc was ike.-Boston vrid a mallet behoind the ear. Judge. The Tribukk from uow until January for only 50 cents. Light mortals, how ye walk your life minuet over bottomless abysses, di vided from yon by a tilm!-Cariyle. 50 cents gets The Tkibuxe from now I tmtjl January, 19U3. Irrepressible. "Fast ez you runs de devil out er one town." said Brother Dickey, "he outs t'ing doan' have to be wuff nuffln to i UP at de s hotel In de nes' one. Xo- glt swiped." Puck. i ood.v fts on h'ra hard enough ter keen him down." Atlanta CouslitHtion. Modern inks date back from 1798. at A Sad Case. Pat Poor Sflke is did. I wvr XI- IT. I i .... " m . aven "ved to' eU tJUie "searches of Dr. Lewis trifling it mav be. will influence every mjoy ins lire insuiance. Baltimore and RIbancourt in the chen. VCii'lrl 1 : -- j wii inn uai Trauscrlpt A Talr of Them. He The great trouble with Gabley la that he telks too much. She That's strange! When he has been with me, be scarcely said a word. He Oh. he is too much of a gentle man to interrupt DEPARTMENT OF PHARMACY UNIVERSITY OF XOTRH CAROLINA. NIXK INSTRUCTORS. 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