THURSDAY, JULY 7, 1938 BAFFLED A clergyman passing a railway goods yard was shocked to hear i abuse coming from the other side lof a cattle truck. J On investigation he saw two por ters trying to force a mule into the : truck. The mule, however, was de termined not to enter without a struggle. "Ah, my good fellows," said the clergyman, "I see you are haviiig a hard task. Can I be of assist ance?" I "Aye," said one of the porters, wiping his DersniririEr hrnw. "Tteirttr a parson, p'r'aps you can tell lis 'ow Noah managed to get two bf xnese perisners into the Ark?" Tit .tuts Magazine. REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE FARMERS BANK & TRUST COMPANY of Rockingham in the State of North Carolina at the close of business on June 30, 1938. if '"'mi" " ' . 1 TIMELY ADVICE ASSETS Cash, balances with other banks, and cash items in process of collection J$ 499,924.43 United States Government obligations, driect and fully guaranteed State, county, and municipal obligations Other bonds, notes, and debentures Corporate stocks Loans and discounts Banking house owned, furniture and fixtures Other real estate owned Other assets 215,755 144,812 41,318 1,762 266,765 19,667 21,233 13,922 .32 .72 .30 ,61 .23 .44 ,98 94 TOTAL ASSETS ..41,225,163,02 LIABILITIES AND CAPITAL Old Doctor You say you cou find nothing wrong with your rich patient? 1 Young Doctor Nothing whatever. He thought he had a serious disease, but I found no deposits at all. Old Doctor That's what you find in your batti? 4ook if you prae tice that way. 11 Deposits of individuals, patrnerships, and corporations: (a) Demand deposits $ (b) Time deposits evidenced by savings pass book (c) Other time deposits State, county, and municipal deposits Certified and officers' checks, letters of credit and travelers' checks sold for cash, and amounts due to Federal Reserve bank (transit account) Other liabilities - 616,555.57 301,152.72 8,122.33 66,107.79 6,407.28 15,450.23 TOTAL Liabilities Excluding Capital Account ,$1,013,795.97 it One on the Lawyers Once upon a time, so the story goer, the fence broke down between heaven and hell. St. Peter ap peared at the broken section of the fence and called out to the devil, "Hey, Satan, it's your turn to fix this time." "Sorry," replied the boss of the lower regions. "My men are too ibusy to go about fixing a mere fence." "Well, then," scowled St. Peter, "I'll have to sue you for breaking eur agreement." j "Oh, yeah," echoed the devil, "where are you going to get a law yer?" Capital account: (a) Capital stock and capital notes and debentures . (b) Surplus (c) Undivided profits (d) Reserves (e) Total capital account TOTAL LIABILITIES AND CAPITAL ..$ 80,000.00 75,000.00 40,631.13 15,735.92 211,367.05 $1,225,163.02 Dumbness Personified A recruit railed to salute a cap tain. The captain followed him jn ide and demanded: "Don't you rec ognize the uniform?" "Yes, sir," replied the recruit, feeling the captain's coat. "Preljty mec unuorm ; iuuk ai mis ining mey issued me. Hold Everything Boss What do you want? Clerk May I use your phone? My wife told me to ask you for a sal ary increase, but she forgot to tell me now muqjh. Helpful Johnny Mother Whatever have you done with the jelly, Johnny? Johnny I've put it in front of the fire, because it was shivering. One Way "What would you do, GoofusJ you were running a circus and j monkeys got out of their cages?'! "I'd get a monkey wrench and tighten them up." On date of report the required' legal reserve against this bank was $117,863.27. Assets reported above which were eligible as legal reserve amounted to $499,924.48. Undeclared dividends on preferred stock and unpaid interest on capital notes and debentures, accrued prior to end of last divi dend or interest period $1,041.67. This bank's capital is represented by $5,000.00 sold to public; 800 shares- of first preferred stock, par value $100.00 per share re tired at $100.00 per share; and 300 shares of common stock, par $100.00 per share. MEMORANDA Pledged assets (except real estate, rediscounts, and securities loaned: (a) U. S. Government obligations, direct' and fully guaranteed, pledged to secure deposits and other liabilities , $ (b) Other assets (except real estate) pledged to secure deposits and other liabilities (including notes and bills rediscounted and securities sold under repurchase agreement) 49,500.00 58,000.00 (e) TOTAL .$ ,107,500.004 ON RELIEF if he "You say you'd be acting aga nst the ethics of your profession in ac cepting work?" "Yes, sir; I'd be stoppin' the Work from gonv a-beggm', sir." Speaking o' Speed The restaurant had taken fire and Rastus ran for his life. After three days he returned, and the boss said, "Rastus, where have you been! aH this time?" 41 1 , .. . I Am i Din no place," was the re ply. "Bin comm' back." Secured and preferred liabilities: (a) Deposits secured by pledged assets pursuant to requirement of law 69,835.95 (e) TOTAL 69,835.95 I, R. L. Phillips, Cashier, of the above-named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true, and that it fully and cor rectly represents the true state of the several matters herein con tained and set forth, to the best of my knowledge and belief. R. L. Phillips, L. S. Covington, M. H. Fowlkes, Jno. W. Covington, Directors. STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA County of Richmond. Sworn to an subscribed before me this 7th day of July, 1938, and I hereby certify that I am not an officer or director of this bank. My commission expires 1-2-1939. C. R. White, Notary Public. A Obliging "Do you expect that bill you have just introduced to become a law?" "No," answered Senator jSor ghum, "If I thought it had a chance I wouldn't have introduced it j It was one of those occasions on which it seems perfectly safe to oblige a friend." n BABY CHICKS Place your order now for baby chicks. Rhode Island Reds and Bar red Plymouth Rocks. Blood tested. THE GORE COMPANY Claude Gore Jno. Wm. Gore WHAT A CONSOLATION IT IS TO KNOW THAT IF DEATH COMES, OR FERE DESTROYS, THERE IS ADEQUATE INSURANCE PLAY SAFE. KEEP PROTECTED. WE INSURE AGAINST ANYTHING, ALMOST. Take out a 25c policy on any 24-hour trip. SIMPLY PHONE US. Richmond insurance BE WISE COMPANY INSURANCE Scrui. PHON -27 Rockingham , im.c. J. D. CHALK President ROBT. N. STANSILL Treasurer A. G. CORPENING Secretary i You want always to be assured of WHEN YOU BUY GROCERIES AND MEATS. You are assured of that very thing when you trade at the Liles grocery. We handle Nationally advertised groceries, fresh meats fruits, vegetables want your trade. Phone us. and we I metes and bounds as follows: BEGINNING at a stake on the western edge of Scales Avenue in Rockingham, North Carolina, which said stake is 144.44 feet from the intersection of Leak Street arid Scales Avenue, and runs with the western edge of Scales Avenue North 8 deg. 15 min. West 50 feet to a stake on the western edge of said Scales Avenue; thence South 79 deg. 30 min. West 183.3 feet to a stake; thence in a southeasterly direc tion 50.7 feet to a stake, a corner of Lot No. . 9 said stake being 175.6 feet South 79 deg. 30 min. West from the beginning corner; thence North 79 deg. 30 min. East 175.6 feet to the beginning and being the same lot conveyed by Robert M. Covington and wife May B. Covington to E. B. Morse and wife Annie E. Morse by Deed dated June 16, 1937 and recorded in Book 233 on page 125, Rich mond County Registry This, 16th of June, 1938. JULIUS C. SMITH, Trustee. Smith, Wharton & Hudgins, Attorneys. Greensboro. N, C, 'June 23 SO, July 7, 14) NOTICE OF TRUSTEE'S SALE Toy JLo)o Miles Groceries Vegetables Fruits Meats We Deliver (Established May 7, 1907) PHONES 38 & 37L NOTICE OF TRUSTEE'S SALE corner; thence with the line of Lot No. 7 North 79 deg. East c If 3L Relief "Gosh, I need five bucks arid I don't know where to get it." "I'm glad of that. I was afraid you thought you could get it from me." The Digest. Just Reversed Peter I have had this car many years and never had a David You mean you've had wreck for many years and had a car. Poor Jack Amy So you and Jack are to be married. I thought it was only a flirtation. Angela So did Jack. for wreck. this never nis Weakness Mose Wu2 youall evah fi'ed enthusiasm? Sambo Yassuh,fum- nearly lob Ah evah had. with SUMMER VACATION TRIPS & CRUISES Plan To Go With Tar Heel Tours "Service That's Different" 1. EVERY MONDAY JUNE, JULY, AUGUST. 7 Day Trip New York All Expense $51.00 Victoria Hotel. 2. BERMUDA-HALIFAX, 9 DAY ALL EXPENSE Conducted Tour August 11th $115.00 Victoria Hotel. 3. 6 DAY BERMUDA CRUISE Every Saturday Eastern Steamship Lines. 4. ALL EXPENSE BERMUDA CRUISE from New York via Furness Bermuda Lines Twice Each Week. 5. New England and Canada Montreal Toronto Twice Weekly. Quebec WRITE TAR HEEL TOURS 12 n. Mcdowell street, raleigh, n. c OR ANY SEABOARD M LM RAILWAY AGENT Default having been made in the payment of the indebtedness secured by that certain deed of trust to me as Trustee for Pilot Life Insurance Company by E. B. Morse and wife, Annie E. Mor3e, on October 13th, 1937, and re corded in the office of the Regis ter of Deeds of Richmond County, North Carolina, in Book 232, at Page 74, I will, under and by virtue of the power of sale con tained in said deed of trust, and at the request of the cestui que trust, and for the purpose of dis charging the debt secured by said deed of trust, proceed to sell to the highest bidder, for cash, at the Court House Front door in Rockingham, Richmond County, North Carolina, at 12 o'clock M., on TUESDAY, JULY 19th, 1938, the following described property, to-wit. ; All that certain piece, parcel or lot of land, situate, lying and be ing on the West side of Scales Avenue in the Town of Rocking ham, North Carolina, being Lot No. 8 of the W. L. Scales Estate Property, according to a survey and plat of the same made by James Stewart, Surveyor, on April 28th, 1936, which said plat is recorded in the office of the Register of Deeds for Richmond County, North Carolina in Book of Plats No. 3 on page 135r re ference to which is hereby had and described by metes and bounds as follows: Beginning at a stake in the western edge of Scales Avenue in the Town of Rockingham, North Carolina, which said stake is 44.4 feet North 8 deg. 15 min. 159.6 feet to the beginning cor ner, and being one of the lots conveyed to E. B. Morse and wife Annie E Morse by C E. Austin and wife, Thelma Austin by deed dated Jum 17, 1937, and recorded in the office of the Register of Deeds fo Richmond County, North Carolina, in Bok 233, cn page 124. This, 16th of June, 1938. . JULIUS C. SMITH, Trustee. Smith, Wharton & Hudgins, Attorneys, Greensboro. N, C, vJune 23, 30, July 7, 14) NOTICE OF TRUSTEE'S SALE Default having been made in the payment of the indebtedness secured by that certain deed of trust to me as Trustee for Pilot! Life Insurance Company by E. B. ' - r i a T ti r morse ana wne, Annie a. morse, on October 13th, 1937, and re corded in the office of the Regis ter of Deeds of Richmond County, North Carolina, in Book 232, at Page 75, I will, under and by virtue of the power of sale con tained in said deed of trust, and at the request of the cestui que trust, and for the purpose of dis charging the debt secured by said deed of trust, proceed to sell to the5 highest bidder, for cash, at the Court House Front door in Rockingham, Richmond County, North Carolina, at 12 o'clock M., on TUESDAY, JULY 19th, 1938, the following. described property, to-wit : AH that certain piece, parcel or lot of land situate, lying and West from the intersection of , being on the West side of Scales Leak Street and Scales Avenue, Avenue in the Town of Rocking and runs with the western edge' ham, Richmond County, North Default having been made in the payment of the indebtedness secured by that certain deed of trust to me as Trustee for Pilot Life Insurance Company by E. B. Morse and wife Annie E. Morse, on October 13th, 1937, and re corded in the office of the Regis ter of Deeds of Richmond County, North Carolina, in Book 232, at page 76, I will, under and .by virtue of the power of sale con tained in said deed of trust, and at the request of the cestui que trust, and for the purpose of dis charging the debt secured by said deed of trust, proceed to sell to the highest bidder, for cash, at the Court House Front door in Rockingham, Richmond County, North Carolina, at 12 o'clock M., on TUESDAY, JULY 19th, 1938, the following described property, to-wit: All that certain piece, parcel or lot of land situate, lying and being on the West side of Scales Avenue in the Town of Rocking ham, Richmond County, North Carolina, and lying at the inter section of Leak Street and Scals. Avenue "and being Lot No. 7 of the property of W. L. Scales Es state, according to a survey and plat of the same made by James Stewart, Surveyor, April 28th, 1936, and recorded in the office of the Register of Deeds for Rich mond County, North Carolina, in Book of Plats No. 3, on page 135, reference to which is hereby had and described by metes and bounds as follows: ; BEGINNING at a stake at the Northwestern intersection of Leak Street and Scales Avenue in the Town of Rockingham,- North Carolina, and runs with the Wes tern edge of Scales Avenue North 8 deg. and 15 min. West 44.4 feet to a stake on the Western edge of Scales Avenue ; thence South 79 deg. 30 min. West with the line of Lot No. 8, 159.6 ft. to a stake a corner of Lot No. 8 ; thence in a Southeasterly direc tion 51 feet to a stake on the Northern edge of Leak St., said stake being 150 ft. in a Westerly direction from the beginning cor ner: thence with the Northern edge of Leak Street 150 feet to the beginning corner and being one of the lcs conveyed by C. E. Austin and wife, Thelma Austin to E. B. Morse and wife, Annie E. Morse, by Deed dated June 17th, 1937, and recorded in the office of the Register of Deeds for Richmond County, North Carolina, in Book 233, on page 124. This, 16th of June, 1938. JULIUS C. SMITH, Trustee. Smith, Wharton & Hudgins, Attorney. Greensboro, N, C, (June 23, 30, Julv 7 14; Dr. H. B. Humphrey Registered Optometrist Exclusive attention given to meas uring and correcting refractive er rors of the eye. Office over old Bank f ie De. of Scales Avenue North 8 deg. 15 min. West 50 feet to a stake on the western edge of Scale3 Avenue, a corner of Lot No. 9; thence South 79 deg. and 30 min. West 167.6 feet to a stake, a corner of Lot No. 9; thence in a southeasterly direction 50.7 feet to . a stake, a corner of-Lot No. 7, and 159.6 feet South 79 deg. ' 30 min. West from the beginning Carolina, being Lot No. 10 of the property of W. L. Scales Estate, according to a survey and plat of the same made by James Stew art, Surveyor, April 28, 1936, which said plat is recorded in the office of the Register of Deeds for Richmond County, North Carolina in Book of Pats No. 3 on page 135, reference to which is hereby had and description by CLAY C. BELL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Rockingham, N. C. (Office over Tommy Leak's Filling Station, Opposite Courthouse and Federal bide.) Dr. C. D. Dawkins Dentist Office Nos. 10 and 12 on 2nd floor Watson Building.