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ILke, August 30. tFor days; a bit ter wiptry wind hau been whistling around the hotel, blowing the Wa ters of the JaJ&e iotp vgjy little waves' and driving the bloom from the Ja- (die's cheeks to their noses. When jthe men were not 'hauling flut Ynofe flannel shirts, they wefe hard "at work piling logs on the fjre, and all, eyes turned longingly toward New York, with jts waving fans and ' (climbing thyronieters, The wind brought with it the! sky fulUillgray f&wfi a;cl&4ri3M W VtelSithe poarders here . were grof l-ery ff4ji!l((tf;Mfc4M thatpie3esir (lent was-cogygg in from Qie Tareods .ntiLbetplurige JntQ..Kpftnd jEumble" 'camp!jj!iitVlli3reM 9 mUe.frQmitr a duxing the two weeks that; heeijjstined.away tijp air ' tpas fuu " bTonginJBneiadwi hp had jus Arrived 5vre dancing up vlrroVn iiineagnieBlGaze 'lipori 'tjWfhhflMd&a and the "men anxious to see for them? Belyes.wha kind (of a ; man it wB that had climbed up bo mgu 1U Jf u was WKUvorU pwao w&ezu dent was. jeaUy-bfi hia Wftyt th Jag m gfttbe?e(l Ktyt&: Itito O fl children r watabirgr for n glitaptt of anta Claus: : . . ' "-f frst T3favenltbgmdgtuck lib face in t);llieriden -he.aai waa1 up-sta'pttttmgjhim 8elf.;.nghts?py.pneyh had hiro in He had felt an inclination to ??agh. jlp and phange . his clothes, and : ee how a yegular bed would feel onoe more, That waa why be oarna back to the total, Ten cama Dr. Ward, Mr, Cleveatd pbysloian ' and Mend, who always wears a velveteen shoot' )ng coat, with velveteen troupers and 4eggings,:and who looks such an out- and-out sportsman as to induce the dullest coon that ever 'climbed to come a own witncrui waiting tor mm to shoots He is big and strong, with Jots of whiskers, n a great deal o and was gathering admiration when he President' himself came down, and doctor, and leggings and whis irers all vanished into the back ground together, i Iff .-, :. ; j ; : . What the ladies saw for a minute was a big man dressed in blackarid then they only paw a man's face big and reddened by sun and wind, emilirrg at the half dozeriTacquaint-'s ances who clunsr to both his hands-; They asked him how he felt, Vand told him , he was simply , looking beautiful, all in i the same breath; iney crowded him into the most Comfortable chair, where" fire would get the best possible hold on him while . waiters And cooks outdid themselves in getting up "a supperj ana every thino! cnnsrid to Rhnw 1 OW eood it is tr Pralnni .' nn't . . o - i " m the woods, with noticing ; to dJ new . arnvls, who had "been Straining every 1 nerve to look per fectly unconsoio is and unconcerned, Vere brought up1 and introduced; to - 9-: r wa8.maqe:iQ row op ffwe perceas eveypeferi ft.Da W RfiWd- thoutcJp pidn't know the Piresident, - TIT III, their great delight, and the Presi dent w.asTgleased and gratified to seta them JalLUSo .he-waa-tougetbacK again, andjwhen he went in to sup per 4 hia praises roserso lle-th-e air.""The yotmg4 ladies said lhat Of course he wasnt handsome, but they made up ibrit by adding that he was just as nice j as he could be, and allihe merT ecbqed,the senti mdnt7 only- in rords more mascu lineT.. T -r ,. 4 For supper tbee were trout just caught, eggs just laid, and milk from cows that are kept out in the woods on purpose while down' in the cel- larlverylhlng .caUfbr, Mr. Cleveland didn't troub le the cellar, but ate . the trout and eggs, drank the "milk, and sallied forth tp.Ue.made much of again. ; Par half in' hour the Iadiestirowd ed around him, showing whaf they had made for the fair soon to come off, and what they . - were going to make to help along the little log church that is being built hear the hotel. And Mr. Cleveland looked at and studied everything, wliile .old married in erk artd young bachelors marvelled in their souls, wondering at the strange knowledge which the President possessed of the female mindy and at his -ability Ho capture the female heart - When a napkin ring niade erf -hirel! bark wafe shown to him his countenance and his words expressed, the. greatest aston ishment that any one but an Indian thing so intricate and beautiful. A Ihaif afffiir cMUf Yfrefbr(rat i ouloYsay tha-t !ckzy qtiilts had 1 K aLwavs inte ,rapdjthatit hlay tine to see many. 'fJuj he, .had. never seen a crazy quilt like thav before, and jf any one else had toad him how many pieces there were in it he conldhard- lv have believed it. Thus each ladv had thtfgatisfaction of knowing that the -'President admired herxwork more than any one else'g, and by and by, When he' went up stairs to eet a lone rest the female verdict was that he wa not only as nico as he could be,but that he waa i just as lovely; into the bargain j , j Earlv next morning, which was e tracing afr that blew lii from tre lakeT and tnraisinff the- agilitr of the tenms plajer8lreaay,nardt worje. He wore a Prince Albert coat and black trousers. ' His hands were jammed down into ; Kjs ppcketfl i his square Derby hat was tilted back on his headland he, wore a heavy blue ftannel shirty with a polka d6t neck tie tied aauor fashion in the collar and fluttering up around his chin with every gustv His shoes were Of soft leather, with black cloth uppers, and no' linen collar or cuSa 'were, in sight to remind him of the civiliza tion left behind. By and by, Dave Cronk came around, and the Presi dent said : "Dave I guess we'll, have a whack at those fellows.' - .That meant . fh'at , the ' President wanted to go fishing. So Dave ran down to the boat-house, ' pulled out his Jong yellow 'boat, and steadied it while the President erept down to thQ stern and leaned , back. at, his, ease. .The guide ; was .big, being about the biggest N guide in the woods ; but heaVnt as big as the President and fie raeV it. Sobe' fore- ftajtingj put hean to a pile of cjjarldfe otbemnder the seat-at his qnd of thfi hat Tien 4iev4(lvioiiIsfe grate, which weighed as much as the five bricks, and rode away with theboat moved neither to the left nor rights if. he-had. the boat would have turn ed s over--bat held his - fish , pble straight1 up in . front of him and thought' Of nothing but trout while Kis'guide rowed two "miles. Then they reached a spot wh?re a cold stream .runs. into:he lake, urid where Dave, said t the J,rout.weje,.isure to come.":- The President passed ; over hishbok Dave covered it ' with "a bunch of worms that would tempt the appetite of any fish; Pretty soon reseUd was driftiag-QUn4 the hoteLrorc Dxeathlltt WhoonI hoid of th RoCKINGHMfj' something gave a jerk ; the President gave an answering jerk, and the vic tim was hooked.' 1 By and by the fish stopped biting, and Mr. Cleveland came back to the hotel and got his lunch, while Dave worked; pvei. the. water-tight. box which the President had almost fill ed with fiah. There were catfish and big suckers, with round ugly mouths, and delicate trout that seemed thor-: oughly disgusted with the company they were in. Dave gavHdrs-eaifish to whoever wanted them and threw the ' suckers back-into: the water. The trout were dressed and carried in triumph to the hotel . to arouse the enthusiasm of the women an the envy of the other, fishers, who gave it as their opinion that some men were bom with all "the luck, athjit 'a jpan might, besatisfied with the office of, President,.without wanting id catch all the .trout in the lake besides? Mr, , Cleveland's luck as a fisher has been so great that he must belittle his own exploits in tellr ing-cfish stories, lor his friends will think he -has , given : up the watch word, 'iTell the truth'' that he adopt ed when he started outito be Pres- ident. : . . ' . ;. i' Tliinking of this didn't impair the - , ! a. - . President's appetite, however, and at supper he ate his"; own trout, with the . proud consciousness of being selrppotrting,hd tllaughed and Qatted: Mb ujjer"srirdf Mid r- denbefiire Jlhere was an ordbt$nxfrig;ana hWcPbne Oh Satfday :m mk Wt fPwslaent was away, he young girls, very pret ty nekfjhorrillthVb rieighbormg. .6amps:are4iQll. arid a rowmg'mnteh, ahd awmmittee had been organized to 'manage the race and award prizes, . Tlia. .intelligent committee wisely judged that the prizes would be more highly valued coming from tiie hands of a great man, and waited for Mr. Cleveland to come , back and distribute them. That was the ordeal through which he was to pass. All the young la dies were in a flutter, and the three young ladies who were to receive prizes were in , worse than a flutter. Then President i wandered . from the I parlor into the sittmg-room. .and ti -i-'tQk -mmm'- l : ' i 8iooa near. ine siair-case, ine poara era . .crowded, round, tho army i of guides; peered in through the wir- dows, and" the throe ' young ladies formed; into a aeml-drc;cIose td the President : ; r Mr. Cleveland began : "Young la dies,"; and'- fixed his eye on the one nearest his right hand, remembering how,:in a photographer's shop, man who wants to be composed se lects one spot to gaze on. But that young lady was tall, with a 5 lovely gray dress, arid a bewildering assort ment, of sparkling eyes, rosy cheeks and golden hair. That was plainly hot a point-to fasten on to if a man wanted to be composed, so the Pres- dent stopped, and started to fix his eye on the next -young lady. ; She was short, 'with brown hair, but her cheeks were even rosier , than the first young lady's, and her eyes were just as sparkling; ;Thats.pot a sight to compose a President's mind either, and the third young lady was- jusi as:oewuaenng as ine ptner lyr o. it . was, a dilemma, out ot; which Mr. Cleveland crawled with admira-t ble ci'evernass. ' He .cast idowri ' his eyes, and made hia little speech without once looking up.' . . He. told the young ladies: that they ought to be proud, . Some men-objected to having young ladies learn to row, because it has a ten dency to make them too muscular. But - those men were wrong, and they deserved all they got. He didn't agree with them at all. ; "What we "want," -he said is strong women, who xan look after their own rights. , Plent' of rowing matches will make them. : As to this cowardly feaf T of ' flat-irons .' and broomsticks, it is altogether despica ble. In my present happy, condition I have no sympathy for those hus bands, no matter how much .they may.be walloped.". ; ; ; This allusion to his happy bache lorhood made every one laugh, and the 'President stopped to give them time. s But he smiled ; it was work; The committee," be went onf "have instructed me to tell you that they love you. I Ibjnk love was the word (with an appealing gfence at the, coinbltteeO but if. itasntni faJi&tb; itpon myself." :-. :.! '--r-- .. j At thiB the young lady Iii gray blushed ; so did the next .one with tbe; rosiest cheeks ; and . the third one and the President blushed, too, while Dr. .Ward looked proud jand happy, like; a fond : chaperon ' who finds that her charge is coming otit The boarders smiled at this stringbf blushes, arid the President, wourict up his speech very swiftly and disL tributed the prizes.' There was one for the first boat, one for the second, and one. consolation prize for . the third boat, which was also last. i Thomas Jefferson's Young Friend. One day when Thomas Jefferson was riding through Virginia ' on his way from Washington to Monticel- lo, he came up on a boy trudging along witli his clothes in a satchel, which hung on a stick from his shoulder. He was motioned to get in, and in a moment he was sitting by the side of the president,; who opened the conversation by asking him who he was and where ha was - - ing. He replied that his name was Morgan, and thatjia was going home from school, and continued by putting the same uestiori M '4he presiderit saying! beg vbur pardons, stranger, but what mightyour name be?" . m-V .. ; ' The President replied ; 'My name is Thomas Jeffe'rson:1'. ' -1 Theboyiboked; l'Tistottished and asked : ; "Not Tom Jefferson, President of the United States?" . "Yes," replied Jefferson, and as he did so the boy jumped from the gig and into the road, saying : "I havo heard of you, Tom Jefferson. My father says you are a rascal, and would thrash me if ho caught me a ridin? with you. Father knows you, arid thinks you are the biggest scoun drel in the country." -: : The President was so amused at the boy 'b pharming candor halne" invited, him into the (Carriage and brought, him to hit journey 's end, urging . him to call- upon '- him j at Washington ; promising il him - any thing' he desired should he honor him with a visit. , , . " MYou!ll not forget me ?n asked the enfant terrible. ; ; : r "Not I,", replied Jefferson, : ' I A year or thereabout after this oc currence young Morgan, becoming disgusted with things about horn e, ran off to Washington, trudging his way with staff , and gripsack, ' and covered s with mud, dust and clay made his way to the White House and walked boldly mto a room where he saw Jefferson bending over a ta bid writing.:. He went up to him and laying his hand on his shoulder shouted ; ' "Hello, Tom' Jefferson, I've coin e after oMce?T,-The Presi dent looked up, but could not re member the boy. Notmg his amaz ed look, young Morgancontinued;: 'Thei-e, I J toldyoa ybuwould riot remember me ; when-11 came here." Jefferson replied his face was famil iar arid on.: Morgan'' telling Who he w'as 'the President treated him kind ly,1 and asked him "to be seated.: He til en called- a servant and sent the boy off to be brushed up, asking him if he had another suit of MotheSj to which he replied that had He was then given a room in the White House," arid the President told him , -'.V S- to look about for a few days and see what kind of an office he wanted. This young Morgan did, and at the end of the first day told Jefferson he believed he would take? a Colonelcy in the army. President Jefferson laughed and told him that the Colo nels were always old men. He must take something else, but not to be in a hurry, to look around and see the 11c uicii ecuii o. iHiuoiiijiuaii with him to make things pleasant for him; and inn day or two young Morgan decided that he would rath er be a midshipman than anything else. Jefferson at once gave him the appointment, and - he went on a TEBMjS; ship immediately . He m ade a splen did , naval- officer, , and he jdied Commodore! "Carp in , the Cleve land .leader. J 'i' t :' V--n;;:if 1 41 Senator ; Xtansonv Iad. ' . 8enat0f Aansomv of North Caroli-j na," recently made 'a trip-' across the; greeri sWard of the Mall to see Com missiorier of Agriculture Colrnari If what has been reported really; took place over there7 it' must have been-worth going tnueh further toi see. vlri his most affable manner the1 Commissioner' regretted ;hd had' rid vacancy " ' . ". "Then IH tell 'you'hbw to make a vacancy," said the Senator.;i "There is a cow doctor here named Salmon credited ': to- my Btate. ' He' never voted or lived there in his life. He is from New Jersey and is drawing a large salary here on the credit" of North Carolina." 4 ; ' --' -- f "But, my dear Senator; I can't." "Then cut him down to the grade I ask for my constituent." ' ' i " "Mr. Salmon is one of my. right-, hand men, Senator, and I can't' do it." :' r"--:-T "It is true, then, as I am 'told. that you have a little Cabinet ' Of your own over here, a " Republicari ng, which has disgraced this bu-j reau?" f ':''" '"' Vi! A k i ' No answer.- : ' .' ' - - j ilihk will be lobked irito: : ;Your wretched little Cabinet should be broken up. Good morning,--sir."' j The Senator from North Carolina strode' towardi'4beM dOofil Oolthari ran after him and followed him'hal way down the walk, u-tteririgipiof fuse'regrets,"apoIogie!land'.esplana k . Ji LjL.i...a . l. j aside Witli an "I'll see you later" air and went away. - ' ' ' : j ; If Senator Ransom will institute an inquiry into the Bureau of Ani mal Industry, of which Salmon is the chief, he will find nute enough to crack all winter. Washington Cor. Phil. Times. t - . ; He Kxtlngnlshed his Thlrat. 1 Down 1 in Madison county they tell a story about the Hon. John M. Pearson, of Godfrey, 'Which we' d6 not f pretend, to be atle to prova They aav John M. came to Chicagd aome years agd' to attend the;":rat stock show, and of course put up at one of the bestliotels.- In the night he was taken withs a violent thirst and started out to look for the weli In tne hallway near the top of the .. i - t ' i ' I cooler a new new iasnionea waier cooler," such as he had never seen before. Instead of a glass or cup, -as he had been accustomed to seeing m connection with water-coolers, there was a rieat little rubber hose with a rifce clean nozzle., ., "There," said John M, to himself, "that's a sensible , arrangemeni r I never did like to drink out of a cup and drabble my riioustache in tlie water. I wonder where the faucet is?"- ': ' Presently : his eyes fell on the printed directions, which told him to "turn the wheel on the top to the ridit as-far as it will go." n 1'Ah, that's it," said the old legis lator, and he put the nozzle of the hose' ' in his mouth and turned the wheel. ' When J obn M, came . to he was lying) op his back at the foot of the stairsvSacnd there was a crowd of por ters5 and call-boys congregated about the: water-cooler at the head of the stairs. John M. heard somebody call down the hall : "What's the matter there ?;' And the voice of a reporter rang out : - ' . ,; ' "Oh, some infernal idiot' has turn ed on the Babcock fire-extinguisher, John M, so the story goes, found another stairway, and quietly sneak ed up to his room . without taking nart in the general inquiry as to whom the infernal idipt might be. Chicago News. , ' . , "Is the lady of the house in??' he asked as he stood on the steps of r a 1 1 residence on Cass avenue the other morning. "Which ladyof.de house?" asked thegirl who answered the ring. -Why, are there two Y : . . ."Sartin, sah. ,Ef you want . d? white lady she am out. Ef you has bizness wid de cull'd lady purceed to dewelop." Detroit Free Press. ; ? $1.5 Oxi Year ir?r Advance) pUB.MlSSlSSIPyi iETTKR." : ' The Drouth, the Crops, and Politics . ' CSwrespoadeace'of the Rocket. !: as the darkies terrn it, is rapidly' drjN Irig but &6 tit&iogMvi8efM toforeJbrightifprbspeffl in- spnourfermeWW ppiriion ''fa5' bebomirig Very solid; among - mem; mat tney wont turnj Out any big ; ' shakes' 'afte: all. ' ; Tni d I nafraid ;' are hluchlnclEfiedto5 ai5biehetiidf thai! their "usual IrictSVill follow the.year'4 r nnratinn( T 'am' olnraM nn'M r see farmers' backing'1 ow&'frbmbif calculations, because maiiy!ithe'ife Srej m uiccc viiuuai uays oi uarsa critH cisms tb' acbUse"m.emc.mbuntma u, uigu uujree lur nie soie purpose 01 i 1 plies i'riecessary : fdr x iriakirig theiB crops; ' But $;Kas( beeri:!awTni!drV and hoi here'foT three or four 'weeks and rdori'tatall wonder' that each day makes a long stretch'oiHhe kas-f tic cbun tenance bf ! the' farirler' r0 fie pe'nsively ' coriterriplates J his rirubh4 cnensnea squares ana young DOlls huri crop in prettyiiluch' all sectiGnffb: et'tMn theS6utH;bughi t'jrel&vd duteriis'meltffebs VrilTsholiners Eriodrm to&t comr!ri6twiths1indir7i;!8M'g rnbsttrinkteWeSbuthy thsttrpl iri'eferibttbdskhtfri thV rawterial bbuWbe!jwofra t down again. Another birbumstanbe that should have a" cheering influt cute wim uur laxmera la me UUUSU ally abundant food, supply s they have produced. ; ThiSjT evening was full of .promise pfjjain but;aAeE;a shower barely sufficient, to lajthi oust .tnat nas , been an , mtoierable nuisance,' the :y.whid; got : north .and soon dispelled .clouds and jsnoW giving us a ' frosty breath that -.Pont tra delightfuMy .with the.; swelter ix:.j9netuj we ;havp.sufei4 from sojlpng.r, :-;t:lbm; oiiiii- j Out crop of candijifrbm Which our conventions .ee to sect'guarv dians for county and State affairpfbr another. tena; wasahabundaiit one: and, though the 5elcl wasJiot3y.on testedV the utmost harmony prevaiL- ed . and there goes up , no - yoice: of complaint from the disappointed As pirants.; tDemocraeypure land; nrif defiled, with J ''charity M all, malice to none," has so thoroughly organ ized the best class of our population into one fold and placed it upon i a platform of such libeiaL and patriot ic principles that even the boldest of its old foes dared not hlnt 'of ioppb sition either to . its leaderi orlto its methods. : And f so lit: is altogether probable, from present indicaiipnsL that the race iri prir fall elections hai even now been runf; and I .! must confess that havirig bberi ihubh' ac customed to tbei- excitement of ' two parties to a raceI feel that this has been anA awful lame and lonesome kind of one. ; Truey our county noriij. inations, lh the instance bf that for Sheriff affordedsome'bxciting intetf est' by having! two'bf ' the'mbstder serving and popular mena known to our people, offering 'for it; and my interest in it naturally warAied' to much intensity, because one of theiri was Maj. T. C. Dockery, thb eldest son of y our 3 county 'distinguished citizen; Gen Alfred Do6kery ; arid am glad to report that the' Major was re-nominated for the office in which he . has served for two ' consecutive terms with a faithfulness' and an ef ficiency never surpassed by any pub lic official, by an overwhelming ma jority. 'The so-called opposition to him was based solely on the ground of his having held thef office' already I for'twoterms, long bnouh-for the ifellowsithatWdnted'ii I -:i'--.w Our State Convention is-said to have- beeifsc largest "one ever held by the Dem6crats,at Jackson ; and thhougll, ' the balloting vwas' lively over every "office except that of Gov ernor and Lieutenant-Govern orthero "tumbling to the mds&;v of k huri4 dred-degrce'suri Tieatt' Hrjivever'it- ports of J grt4vdarriieTtotme"cbltoy jom PRIIUTINC INTHE OP STYLE And at ; Lining Prices. was no bad 'feeling' engendered. Lowery. and Shands were re-nomi- :Cflleritimber ;f - ' le nlatforin ' adopted declares first' of all "fidelity to . the Constitu-' iion .of Mhe iMted r'giktes3 arid nV mands equal: rights for all classes, with rib discrimination on, a count of racecolor , or previous conldition of servitude or birth-place, and in vite? the.co-o)eratiori pf .all citizens, 'ilout - regard to 1 past 'differences. Absolutely devoid of any vestiges of sechorxalism. , ... . , jipe.KpcicET is mucn more attract- and , Jjai,glad, to pbserye'.spmany cleyer peopjp gathering jteras of; in terest and bright geqasof, thought for the adornment of its pages. -May Jitjlprig continue ,a phining ligt,eyer A grpwpg more. brilliant m scmtiUa--tions-, of mental brightness for, the E ' entertainment, edification ,and in struction of thousands of readers. Hbrnanda Mies., Aug. 25,, '85. ' J ! f Jky "VVowldn't; and DldWtiw . l It . rwa the shpemakei;, on, Michi- Aven)jwh.o1 spoke, ( and Jakeyi:. playing,with a revolver in the shop. U T )A 1 i. il. JS - OM tgiydorVt yioimake ham -. w Oh7 he'd. cry. and howland his momer would rush down arid abuse me.,, . He s my step-son, you see. andl have . to .handle him carefullvi Jakey, darling, please pnt up the- peadly weapon before you kill some- -i. . ' . One' '.:'' "I won't!" "You see how it is," said the shoe-- iriakcr.in humble - tones. "Hell probably, shoot one or .the. other .-'of us before he srets through fonlinc. is vThenutuplit;, MT wont ' . . "5 'ii'ij'.j "Corije, Jakey, ear!" pleaded the step-father. v. I sayl wortV. -. i .ril be . hanged if you n don't I" growled the customer,' but before ho jwjuid rise the weapon was discharg ed the ibullet-rraked across the shoe- makers bkuuv cutting out a swath of hair ahd drawing blood.: ''- . irilbraitf the cubr . shouted the custonier, but (the shoemaker rub bed: his Ihead With "one 'hand; and held but the other to detain him, and said J ' v ii ," - .''';; --ffi"Sayl?don?t1 "If 'you lay a hand on'him'his mother 'will! brain me ! Jakey. Jakey j dear, please fput up .the popper. tii Ann sa. t.hn.t. mnhipnt. hia m nth or canae?d6wn stairs and shouted : fHyf course you Won't, and 111 stay here arid seel that ydu have:fair play. Thetidea that 'my boy can't have a little i fun iwhen ' he's been sick i two wliole weeksl Go ahead, Jakey; and have ahother pop at old Pegs H -u-f-t si. The stranger grabbed his boot and left, and as he went quf'the; shoe maker gave;him a' look, which fsaid : " i" You see-howt it- is j 'don't blame , rile!"-L-Detroit Free'Press. f ' " : A man said to his 'aged mother speaking of his srife, "I do - wish I could keep Mary from exaggerating so." "Get her to talk about her age," responded "the- shrewd old lady. The Sari Franciscan vv Under' seventeen was the French gTrl'who savagely murdered her fath-. er W itlf ' 'a club . because h 6 would not ' let her marjy .her sweetheart.' ? -i v Some of the gamblers - 'driven out. of Chicago have established s their games iri boats beyond tha c; ' 'hy .ts on the lake , v ; . (,;: naiea over very .weaic , opposition, ior the gubernatorial' sitions, and the balance ' of1 the ticket was , made up ofea ive. in itSj aii-nome jCiotnes tnan i used to be'in its f Yankee outsidesl" Hi.- : -V U1 i . -linn. t-l: -- I. i ;..!! .: v ; i . 7 A