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- - - - . - - Is ' ; ' " " - , - ' ' - - v ' ' ' hi- O VFR, ; HYJSBJSTTj . WALL & COMPANY. STTBSCRIPTICKS BATES; One year, ...... ...r.......,-... ., Six months, ...... .....v......,;.. .... .... Three months;. v.rs ...... . V tA.U bscriptona jaccounts must be paid in advance. . -''(.-' JAdtertising rates furnished on ap plication. , Easily frightened. ; : A fine show of bravery sometimes vdoes as effectual service as the cour age which is conscious of having practical defence atits backi A brave blast of .trumpets will often cause a citadel to . capitulate even in these A.ihpdern Mdays. - A. r v . y.jlttwAmerican--:traVel5fwl)il rc-: turning. home at "Higbtfall' through , iono'of the suburbs of Paris, sudden ;Jy encountered a.E5rvage-looking fel low ; who, stepping up to himr de - manded:his inciey. .The Americanreplied by clapping a pistol to his assailant's head and thenV. as4- the" man recoiled, .seizing .iiiip oyvth'e throat and shouting for ' help, v A policeman happening to be 1 ; -T-within hearing,tho thief was secvrred, : Vnd brought up for examination the - next mornjng.. t - V i - Scarcely had he "been sentenced " 'when the magistrate turned sharply .it: - v-qpAt3Jie lj.merican . asking," "Mon- v leur,have'y6u alicense to carry fire- :- irms?w;: ; . ' ' ' - A -tVNo, I haven't.?'. J ... - - ' ;;.Then I must fine .you" for having ihftfc vustnl in vnnr nnsspssinn." : . t:A; :;rBut is there anyone for carry ing : a piaxoi wnicn cannoi oe nrea c , : fAiVNo." , . y--, s " . - " . a : -"Well; then, I'm"all right, for my ' .: ..pistol has no lock, an4 1 intended .fhai-jday to take it to a gunsmith for ! repair. , - A XHere the thief broke ut. with a it -cry of -Jury v ;ftnd despair,- at . having 7;i'l3en sa easily deceived, apd proha y AheJtriTl always Remember the .' occasion as one on which his native , - wit had deserted him. "jiDvspepsia is dreadful. Disordcr- ieu liver is misery.. Indigestion is a : ;fe to'good nature. - 1 p " Ji - - The hjimnn digestive ajiparatus .is A ine of the most complicated -and i,. Wonderful things Id, existence.' - It is -ensHy put out of order. - A - ' Greasy . food, tough V food, sloppy :K! food, -i bad' cookery, mental- worry, vT late houDJ," irregular - biibits, ami , many, other Ihinps vhich ought not , to ue, have made the American peo-ifjle-a nation of d'Sfjeptics. - -V; But Grepn's August Flower has , lone a wonderful work' ii reforming this iSatl . business' and jnaking the r Arrierican ' people so' healthy that they can enjoy their .. meals ,-juidie fcappy. t -.' ' , , Remembefi--No happiness with--ont health.'- jBlft. Green VAugusf Flower hririghealtli-and happiness to the dyspeptic. ' Ask- your drug gist- for a bottle,. Seventy -Ave cents a-I!1'- folfniV 7 n Absolutely Pure. This powdey. never, yarie3. A maWelof .purity 1 strength and wnolesomeness. jviore economical than the ordinary kind3, and cannot be sold in competition with the mul titude of low'test, short 'weight, alum or phosphate 'powders.-" ; Sold only in cans. Hoyaij : B aki k a:' Powpeb Co., 10G , Wall Rt.yN. Y. ' V ' ' J- - - B 0 G O it-"- f q r ' SALE ! -TrioPrayerandj Praise" i by far ijhjnost popular fiong Book now in use - umootirjcople. I constantly it on hand"jana can furnish it at the following prices : - Sinjflo poijy (shaped or round notesj, -.75 Pwdov.-n ' " 8 00 iVr hilf dozen, ' I'J-" ."' " ' 4.25 1 i:: -- on hand, and am continually re-cc-ivine, an elegant line of GOOD BOOKS, V-'!ii'.:h I can fumih at very low prices.- j'Lm atiflltYMN BOOKS a specialty. j in tico '-t yon any deaircd book on short no- it jjubiiHiiers prices. f.'l.'townsend." i . i. your orc-crs for job printing; ' : '-jrw vilM lUlh; U V u i LaH: L:-&UblliUvl uiXt JT.-a-. WALL, Editor and UNREVEALKD. - . - " A Life's good gifts come, : , And, lo I- unhee'ied under foot we tread The .bloom that for us 1 aweetness might 1 jhaveshed - Befpre whose blessings we are blind and ' dumb.. - . . - - - y Broad highways lead ' A 4 A Up from the fens of -darkness and despair; . Yet ourfpor faltering feet (ia.ust stumble ' ' there -'. And groping 'mid the thorns our -brows must bleed. " - ' - v ' Our true friends reach ; . -1 ? - -Strong hands to help u3 o'er the heights of pain; . Yet to our alien ears their criesare vain We own them not by glance or touch or speech. f , . ., .... . . T . ..'-T- Ah, me ! when from our eyes ; Some gwift day rends the veil,-yet all too late " : ' A- . f How shall we stand and mourn ". without . the gate, , r - Wringing frail hands in impotent surprise !,., . -ihe Open Court A tetter Ttotn Bishop Keener About Jtho locatlonof tlie Gardeuot Edeo. -. ";- : Bishop Keener of the Southern Methodist, Church, writesiarlctter to th .Southern Christian"" Advocate," suggesting that Soutte..orNorth.Car" olinalwasihe location; of araise or Garden of E4ettv and the - Ark nigh"t .h;a ver ..beeir bnilt in, either Stated -Tlie letter wasrlt'teli wilhrl reference"io' ther lhe6rjof; .Dr. Warrenjjf wltlie. Boston Ajniversity, 'that tLe Garde'A .of Eden!, was situated-iit'-'theNorth Pole, ..ard we" presume - with an in tention of ridiculing such a fijolish idea, though' there ni.a.ybelt good deal of common sense in what the Bishop ' says. .Wcfeff;' ex tracts--. - - "'-';''-. ' "If the ,sCradle- of the . Human Race" is to be foupd" at the : "North Pole, of course no one can' think or look . toitafd " w jXhoutTgeffflg'BcV-. torn and' its iinivcrsity. '-Yhatever may rbe the merits 6ff the:l Doctor's, theory," he1 has at" least loosened-up klen. 1 If is now- fairly at sea. I Iiare1)cen content all niy nfoio con- sider'-the qucstionas " settted,A and have been content;. In think o "Mb' opotaniiaV as 't)h fekcb wledg'ed home of our first urenfa But the Doctor says tludthe fctic" circle furnishes the true'srHTHiVpf : Jhe fascinating problem.J.'Thisefcrjnial interest in the search for' the Garden of Eden' was,-says thevBeview, the inspiration of Colombiis that "he cherished the conviction almost, per haps Actually, to his dying.. day, -that he had discovered Pacidise,r "One of the most "pathetic; phssages to be" found in a 1 1 -1 i teratu re' sa ys Doctor Wcrr'en is "that .iri-;Which he ifn- nounees to his royal patrons his' a is- covery of' thV asceritUo the gate ef the.1 course may sa jar out of the way, as.' Dr.; W arren supposes. At least : tner& remains s'omethjng :to be " said in - favor .'of Southern latitudes in corffe'ection with : Eden." . Columbus landed itod low.' "'Tlie" next pointrfhat "altractel attention of - those- inearph of 'the site, pf-' 'ParadiseTw asr tVe,"Elorida coasts :;That vision.rtoft. at last went -1 take it . for. granted" tiat the'; J.he-' prylwhicli-placesEdeu a'fclhe North Pole makes it straddle i bdthi' hcmis-. pheres ' and that brings ,jt.,into 'America. ' I suppose, -top, the aug gestion sprang fromthe discovery of a mammoth in 1771 in a inbutary" of the - Lena,' in Siberia, .latitude "65 degrees North ; and also in 1804 one was found in Siberia. Both, how ever, had very close seUre& Wol an inch and a lialf long over the skin an Arctic covering inffact. i Then I suppose ,the Arctic da;y of six months would be quite -o. windfall to. those who wajot ?'more rooin,,-in the.. Mo saic account of "the evening and the morning" of the first day. y - Now, suppose ... we bring Eden down South; say as Tar as Charles ton, embracing; the coast between the Santee and- Savannah, with 'its several rivers and inlets, betweenthe 30tli -and the 40th parallels of lati tude. AVe have for it this much to say : 1. In and near. the Cooper and the Ashley-Ilivers there is avastcol- lcction'of the remains of the largest mammals, specially of their molars ud vertclrto. These arc remarkable o'ng-lost Gardenof: Eden." e Of fTOwl lo stowis; ana ti a grain, run- uoiumuus was . mistaKeo. it I w&c. 3?. i- t-V .-vi" - vv. be. riowever thaf he'wak not Fwell'; & strain- from every direction. . . . ...... . V .. l Proprietor. Rockingham,' Riohmoxd. Cotjnty, N;,C.,:Noyembek i'88.7v; for " their;variety ; very huge, ! very many, 'and evidently of many 'dis tinct species. -We put this against all -.solitary -individuals as yet dis covered in or near the Arctic regions. ! 2." ; Besides those remaius,'which,: from the "amount of silica in them, have jrest-yedjthe ctiflns jo'f time and acidsthete are phospliate masses in which these molars are imbedded. Probably the large bones returned to theiroriginal source. f.vThen there are scattered about small and large boulders of the phosphate of lime, indicating at a greater depth a mine of this" mineral. - " - : . 3. This shows that these animals were; not floated into th'is place by the action of1 sea currents, but'were here from the first and fotmdjn the J alluyiar plains around andjnead- ows filled with .bulbous plants; nnd an exhuberant flora,thir. original habitat-ivOnlyareionl-BcrppIyln I pi a nts fed - by a hea vy phos ph a te piUJiiiumeouiu support crcaiures ui such enormoiis bone. r . -i. 'As these several epeeiea ipul iipljed from a single -pair masses iof, in tit- remains "wouja.uoitprouuiy . t - . . .'. : .1 . - . 1 1 I. 1.. : jniticate ; the ,,placeof their 7Drtgnv f Wjuiihef y.tfeh emoth xi as 'made, in Jioen, we-'-KnckSv. mai ne ws review ed therearid: there named by-Adam. And" the Alraighly Bays, Speaking to Job : "JJehoItt-iiow beiiernoth, wueh X made 'with thee ; - he eathelh grnsB like an ox:'l a.--. ;VV.. . : . Tb ese ' le ws.. 4f correct res still further .strengthened. by .the; .build ing of the ark. : . As the race had not been separated -'by:-dispersion or language, it is to be supposed that Noah ; "lived not. very; far from tlie oriprismHiomeirtf-rnan:"';:---- - v -v 4 The coustructiOioCa: vessel at the time required the 'stmre conditions of matdfiallind'shapc now essential in: via. vai nrchi tecture. In d eed, : ihe dimensions af .the ark iireilow those xif a flnt-ci;iss sea &tk& met Tor freiliV and fii the ?tandwd "pmpoitions iii tlie JiiTglish A'dnnfaTty '- pffice. It wt9 n'-ItaSg,aww ' vesselvidentl y 1 . i" ' i'"A-i ir- uesignca ipr-ppecM anti a .iong voy- age. tiau it .tHsen: maue oniy to startvfrom'a giveu point and - floaX about lor loJ days and then ground at no great distance 'from the point of departure, -it -would have been shaped heavy and square. , The timbers for'such'a vessel of length; over-500 feet, -required tim ber of continuous length and 'grt at strength; 1. The cypress was entirely too -brittle for the purpose: Its knees hdribsrbrdd;ruireuchr.wood ,vf Vak' grptva; pear the sca, targdVquantities of pitch and tax heavily'tb-the within and without. The "word 'gopher" means - pitch, , pitie, ami. it is probable; tiiat the gopher wobd was the-wocaol tne long-leaf pine. : I need not sny. that either ? of the Carol inas couldjhave furnished f the materials' in abund ance; : . ' That the ark jwas built somewhat inland for convenience of timber, is probable.'-v Yet notvery far, as the principal weight of , its., cargoes to be graminivorous, stock,and, large quantities of dried herbage, both of which was to come from meadowjby-broken them all into one; -He lands " f ."; The hreakingiip of the deep, etc at the" time of the tleluge, would not mpry necessarily .any very great change i in : the conformation of-the continents,' nor in Hhe;. sea currents We must also ; remember: that "the Lord at the creation had in' vie.W'the possibility of the flgodj . as well .s 6 theifall,"- and arraiie5iprdiugly When ''the afk-waJrftd upland went upbn the face of tha waters," it started due East if-it started near Charleston. It -would presently strike the gulf -stream, Floating on the - sea current it would take a northerly direction- uhtil it reached the 40th parallel, and. then would go due East, and," as' many a.helpless craft since, would come within eight Of Spain and Africa. But those coasts being submerged, there would be. nothing to deflect the current, bu1vt would puss over the plateaus of Spain intd the Med itrrranean, across the lowet. part of Greece, then over he plains of Asia Minor, and "still holding- th same .parallel,; strike Mount Araiati The distance fron Charleston to r MotrntJ Arrarat is 131 degrees of latitude' fat;8,515 miles. Th4,iin6k'the' atlc-iy,&s ou'the wateT was" 150 (lays;or hours. ;"0'fl Cape Hatterag the gulf stream has he . velocity of two Smiles an hour ; this weuld leave vel y little to Abe overcome, if anything;1 when we al ow forthe uninterrupted flow which the current then had; , " a It is not likely thajanimals would be landed in any other than the laU itude to which thevHvere accustom- .. . .. t. ..-.'J. . . t :.. ... I ed. They .would determine, tho di rection of the ark. The pathway of the ark .under- this supposition had a blessing on it. Between the SOtb and the 40th parallels have ' sprung the-jgreat - philosophers, . vvarriors, statesmen and 1 discoverers :of the Tace;"including the Saviour, St. Paul, St. John- "and the 'churches ofAsia Minor. . . v . -Now: if any one differs from ..this' view, I'amVqontent.rdo -.not press iC' -1' ieave- jt IqVou Sautb Caroli- Uojrser. frofolhe Detroit Free rxess,'- ' The other Pvcnhipr.'ivhert'Mr. Bow- ser steppeu flahoslrcet. car at our comer, one ortu5"euspender. buttons rleron;lhisTujay't)riijay not have been Ihe first tttuefin hTsli'fe that be lost a cuspender-iiuttorfi but lie took itso- much -to heart ihat I guess it was- i the firstjr IIecamo it,to the hoijjvUhr iheToolr of STmari rwho- hadibecn" deeply .injured, and shout-edat-me: ' ' ""- - ' --." - w . r- '-yfni"' 1.7. " A'f. l!."dQ you Vnow whether I'vo got a single button left. on .any pf my gar- -A' VVbntsc it.-deaT ?' . - r - Doh't .-vhat-is-it-dcarVmc,' Mrs. Bowser Vlf yoyy were.,"hfllf wife vou u: look; over mv clothes once in eQr ten jrear? r.nd catch up the loose f y& ttons I" ; : v - r'"- " . :W;'V.by? ihereJe i only one . button gon e,4' tf rid I Tl have that fixed in two jiffys. Let meet my needle and 'No, Is won't ! It has been plain ko me fof Ihe last- year .that sooner or later Ijd'have to do my own sew irigi'jvhd now the climax has arriv- v"Just one minute, Mr. Bowser.'?4 f ; 'fNoi one sceond li I shall hereaf ter sew on my own buttons, and 1 might as well begin-now I" ; - I had needle and, thread and thimble at hand, but he turned away, oupper was au ready, ana when'-1 mentioned the fact he re plied : - . . '", Go and eat it, then I J have no time. "1 have got '20U or b'UO buttons to sew on.'-? - ; . He wouldn't even permit me to give him -the-nef die and thread. He hunted "around and found a darning needle and some coarse thread," and went up to his room -'and locked the door with a great bang. I went up after supper and looked through the key-hole. v" He hadn't got the button on yet. As" the needle was, larger than the eyes" he? had tried to enlarge the latter with a bodkinj and there was bothered to know how to pro ceech when I called : "Mr. s Bowser, won't you let me in?" , . ' . ' ' "No, ma'am ! Your place is in tho parlor, reading the last French story, while your husband sews on his but tons I"- ' "But sbaif!t I get you another button ?" i ' A "No K There are no other buttons hr'lhe'house, or if there wai'-'ytou wouldn't know it! ; I shall go down town and bxy some. r-' He came'out.'lickcxl the d 1 came -back with a dozen varieties of buttons, running from a pearl to an overcoat button; He also had three papers of needles; and, five spools of thread); and to these he had added two dozen safety-pins. . ' ' "Won'-t you eat supper and let me sew on that "button, Mr. Bowser?" I v :a ; TEUJiISY$L5 0 fcYecur in Advance. a, asked ashetfeturned. f A 'Never T It is' too late I r. may get . -through in time for' breakfast, but your can clear off. the t- supper table. : I-have, been losing buttons forf the last' five; years, 1 and now 1 propose to sew-them ttll on.V . ' " again iTe got out every coat and vest and pair of pajits from the closet and sat down to his buttons. I am tell ing -you the solemn truth when I say. that I, looked through the key.- hole and saw him deliberately cut every button off of two vests and a pair of pants; and he tooklone of his new shirts and coolly ripped it clear down'the back to the bottom hent. And; I will , further, make-a solenin. affidavit t hat the bottofl ho lost when he gotVff the car was tho-'onfy'miss- ing button lie had ever complained ot . . . : '- C V f.l i ' ' -.When he had cutthe-buttons-off, as described, he lighted' the gas and got out his needlbs rijid'tTiread v .Mr. Bowser is a ncar-siizhted man' and our gas; figures AW.hang. pretty high.,; Between the two hp got into trouble- It didn't-seem 40 -make jiny difference (o'him -which? end of tthe peedle he threaded. '..-.Instead of, jabbing-the tlireachat the needle he jab bed the needle at the threads After abo ut t we n ty. ja bs' he'd get difc'6 u r agl and select another needle,, or break the tliread'off at a now spot. He -finally got, the-thread into the eyfe, doubled Xt up and tied a great knot - at : the end, and 'after twenty minutes 'of hard, work he got ' the missing-button back on his -pan ta Icons. , In his nervousness h6 put on a brass blouse button with a,shank, and. herufeed hist,4hrpe -yarchj- of doubled thread to - make it secure. " It' was" ten, oclock before he came down stairsA He had given up the job with tho one button. ' 7' ' "Well, have you got through ?"I sked' jt "Got through 1 Do you expect I can sew on .2.61 buttons m two hours?" ' Ji - i lWell, I'll see to tho rest in .'the morninff. . HNo, you won't ! Doa't you dare to tou&h any nf my.-clothing I vThe worm r liiis-flnally turned, andi he proposes to take. 'care, of himself af- N$xt morning he .putl on: one,- of the vests he had stripped of buttons andfastencd it with five safety pins. He put on ,a ,coat from which .he had cut two buttons, and those were also replaced by the pins; He came down and paraded a rou rid -to attract my" notice, anrl finally said : A a - r Mn Bowser, I wa n . to beg your forgiveness. ,; I knew there were over 200 . buttons off; your; clothes,'", but I was shiftless and-slack:' This- will be a great moral lesson to me', and l promise 30 u ' , r. ' "Didn't I tell- you the - worm'.4 had turned 1" he interrupted as henvav ed his hand in an, imperious -way. MI bave got to go .down town in this fashion, j People; will remark.it and. of course they av11 understand how it is." ... " ' .V - .- - V- " He was gone abofl twenty, min utes, and then sneaked bAc slipped softly up stairs and chanced his clothes and skipped out. Net day I heard that he actually -took . the car to go down nn his f salety-pin suit. "He liad scarcely got ..seated whenhehearda passenger whispers ;u Why, look at that fa I, bald-head ed ' old coon over : there 1 j-ls he , i tramp of an escaped lunatic?'' ' "That feller?", was the 'reply "Why, that's old Bowser I " 111 bet he's rigged out that way to spite his wile!" - - ' - When Mr. Bowser came'up to din ner neither of us mentioned buttons It was not - until ho was readv to IcjjiVe the house tliat'hc said : '. - . "Mrs. Bowser:'Jhi9. must tiever happen -again-never !, You are my A A Baby Like a Gale of Wind. . Why is a newlv-born babv like a galet'f wind? Because it-begins with a squall. Cold gale3 induce coughs and croup. Taylor's Cherokee Rem edy of Sweet Gum and Mullein will cure it.. v,.,,. ..V,, p-::yi:JEA:A; No. 47. Cleveland and Gray. Congressman. Bynumr of Indiana; in - Washington;' 'recently; expressed his opinipn to. the Star reporter, of the late-election in New.York as fol lows'. , : , :. ' l v t Ca' if 1 f -t-we tbdv Drti carats; h ad beaten "Mr. Cleveland could dtitrhavff been, renominated, and the jfchances of success for the-party; in '83 would. haver been very .doubtful.;. While Mr; Hill,. I -think, is"" fully as strong in NeWvYork State as Mr, Cleveland, Ldouht.if we could' electhim if Mr. Cleveland were crowded ouLh If the President said. , hp would not have a renomination, and istep aside entire ly of his own acC9rd, we could carry New York -with Hill. r As I felt the resulfiof ,a, defeat, to the Democrats would -afiect- our chances, so .1 felt the'defeatof the Republicans would affect theirs. A victory-was as im portant to them as it was to us; and a defeat would be as disastrous. They; put 9brth .all their r strength', i uiiy, appreciating the importance of , fa contest, and the result practic jwlettfes the' Question in.m.hT ly jetties the question in18$U?Tbe Bepublican? party Js badly disorgaia-' izetUiT6811 settles, it : that 1 we shalJ!carry;Nw.Yorkan 1888V ! Tt also insures. to- us my own State; In diana Indiana is naturallyja Dem ocratic State,, but there, was this one thing we had to fear the. labor par ty-.was just waiting' fpy. the result of the Georgomovement in New York. If ,it indicated- that the, labor party could ;ho!df- the balance , of power, then they; would go. over, and the danger would be that the Democrats would lose the State; 1 'Bat now they will come back; to their old partv fiftthndthe Democrats have noth ing to fear. . The Democratic ticket will be made up in New tYork and Indiana ajniin. It will be Cleveland and Gray, and it will be elected! Whatever they may Bay about carry ing othfar.Statea, New York .find iln-1 diana are. the States they must haye. I Gray is strong", especially .with the young-Democracy, and that ticket cannot be. beaten in 1888." ; . t This looks very much like the Democratic ticket for 188S, and we dbnt know that it could be bettered. As the one is from New - York and theother from Indiana they would doubtless assure! us , those, twom portant States, while New Jersey-Tuid a solid South could f make -the Dem ocratic victory complete withouia ny other assistance." h?'s' Vv'1." ' A Remarkable Watch Plal.-' A gentleman 'connected with t. 0 Illinois Watch Company has ai wo:i- aeriuuy curious waicn uiatansteaa of the numerals to denote the hours, there are' eleven small hut yery ;disj tinct silhouette figures, .representing a man put with his dogs fo; arday s sport..r- At 7 Q clock he ia .seen starl irjg:out with his g'uri and dog; - at 8 o'clock he makes a shot at 9 o'clock he has a sand-hill crane which meas ures as long as himself ; at 1Q o'ttlpck the man and dog are scareditt Ihe. sight of; a jack rabbit, which' is Isit ting 1 upon. his hind. legs; with' his long ears raised above the .bushes; atll .o'clock the hunter takes'a drink, and while in this attitude the dog sits in front. Df his master, with his nose, pointing iidirectly at the flask; at 12 o'clock the sportsman is seen sitting on a stump, and is eating a lunch the-dog is eyeing the piece of bread which the hunter has in his band. At 1 o'clock he starts out to fish? the rest of the dayand"so he takes his dog and tackle and goes to the ; water; at 2 o'clock- the dog; which is , behind his master, has been caught with the hook by. an attempt to throw in his line; at 3 o'clock he and the dog are all straightened out again; and the line is in the water; he has both hands on the pole, and his foot braced', on a stump by the water's edge as though he had a tre-1 mendous bite ; at 5 o'clock the .man has got a big: fish on his line, which has pulled him. off his. feet, and-die falls on the dog and doubles him all up, but the man ia jholding fast 'to the pole, which is almost bent dou ble ; at 5 o'clock he is all straighten ed out again; :with his fish in the Job Prini.ng. Having recently purchased a first class outfitj we are prepared to do- all kinds of PLAIN -AND.FAtfGY joB:7:RiiufrNc IN THE: BEST.. Oft STTLEJ And at Living Prices, other' hand he starts 'out for ' home, the dog following behind' with his head hanging down, being tired out. The man's 'name is also painted in . , ...... yi ... .-. . the centre of the dialin rustic letters. "? BeflgSre VI is superseded by tha eecunas. 1 i 1 ..Jurrensj. t Fromnhe Detroit-Free PreW 1 Noah was the firstn-arfc-ist,- BjoVnsoh calls' himself "Beeyorn- , Crematories are .. preparing for a red-hot campaign "this fall.' J yy Arailway.collisionis themos un popular short-stop in this country i Chas. jPickens,' Jr.j ,readai better than his father, but the old man hail : the bulge on him in iwriting. 1 " ) - ;lThe:JCzar, it is' said,' can break a poker across .his knee. ? Stilltoany ( Americans could give him points on poker.; - ,-(.. : -4 J t Chambers' Journal say & that no . original joke has Tbeen made" for the last few1 centuries. - That ' may be ' i true in England.' -J' ' ,rt- ' - ? . A'hierlicut paper says' tha!t'amokr . The'diai reflects a great deal of cred-itDaiUteVrt.-MAt?hWtesfefjeVer. ing is agr.ter evil than chewitig to? ,:.v baccoj and adds, "of two evils chewa - .s the 'least. : EdisOn will placed 50CJ. improved phonograplxs -in th market ' next January5. VBuy one of them". , It will prove a sound investment1 ' - " The St. James. Gazette. sayS pat the bulk of Americans populgticm ia .fed , not on .wheat, but oh. maiije.- That is an amazing ; statement. JlV-.. refuse to acknowledge the c6rh.t "l An.Ohq futnily, W6ra.madef ill by eating poisoned' pie Apy .one who would add to- the already deadly character of .the, . American pie by . putting poison in .it, is a fiend, j; - 4 Papers are in the habit pf describ ing an awful accident with the head line, ."Not .c a rsoub saved.?!, 1 Such a ' statement is going rather beyondthe province of a newspaper,-, Ui;f'jf - The f largest otange r in tho! ''World has recently en raised in:Florida. It ( is-r fifteen ? andtone-half; ' inches around and weighs two pounds, tWo ounces; It fehould he snt i& Belfast wh'ere"the biggest Orangemen &rel r: Dr.CIouston describes a I)r."Jekyll , and MOtyde: case that camHinder liis'notice. - In one stated? mind the f atierit was' a :ndthrift, tiirty"ahd taaligr- '. a,mio. .1. 'rers : l.rn this passed 6S he "upulbus about rarandrelle- . ''5 ft . ifferent iriar onf will le Ja.uary.-' it offdying. Lie co: dissclv After t' just be, of a I thi itaht-price- . - -reak-up oTjv ,,: the -.-biggest;.' . . a. . ..o has not tw"ritieu : L" velve yeara except ber any l 1 1 , Vius." Of thio work It. is said that a already half a million copiea have c , r. -Mr, - jy author wno can - y 'V-'A ..t :X- i. ; gnMi.. sucn a saie as tnai isn't at the mercy of Tiberius or anybody else. - " 1- - if, Aj i ' , .''Tern porary suicide by .a maa un ; known while in fin unsound state, of mind,'. was the somewhat peculiar verdict returned hy a Coroner's jury the .other day.- The officer of the Grown .rubbed his crown and sigh ed. All these jurors are' passing through the worldas fairly sane folk, .1 and-rpeiftap3 they are oa. ordinary occasions; ;People often; get-mixed a at ."Crowners' quests.' Judge,, -' rr- r. . , ..-v. ' ' ' The Verdict UnanlmoM. ' : 'r1 - Wr. D. Sul t; Druggist Bippb.TncV., testifies:','! can recommend Electrfo Bitters as the very best remedy. Every bottle sold has given relief jri every case. ""One man took six bot tles, and was cured of Rheumatism of ; 10 years' standing." Abraham v Hare, druggist, BeUville, Ohio,, af firms: "The best selling medicine I have, ever handled in my 20 years' experience, is Electric Bitters Thousands of others -have added a their testimony, so that the verdict is una nimous that Electric Bitters do ' cure all ' diseases of the Liver, Kid- : neys or Blood. Only a half dollar bottle at Fowlkes & Co's drug stoi
Rockingham Post-Dispatch (Rockingham, N.C.)
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